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1. Stoners! by Kissy

   Fandoms: Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon - All Media Types, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, 天地無用! | Tenchi Muyo!, Breath of Fire III, Breath of Fire IV, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age II  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   04 Feb 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Underage Sex
   • Author/Death
   • Original Characters
   • Too Many Characters To Mention
   • David Bowie
   • Mecha-Cthulu
   • Unicron (Transformers)
   • Characters Reading Fanfiction
   • Recurring Characters
   • Crack Crossover
   • Drug Use
   • Bad Puns
   • Parody
   • Dark Crack
   • Dark Comedy
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dark
   • Swearing
   • Death
   • Major Original Character(s)
   • Television Watching
   • Everyone is stoned
   • Everyone May Be Dead
   • Harems
   • Psychological Torture
   • Torture
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Blasphemy
   • I'm Going to Hell
   • bad death
   • Nightmare Fuel
   • Altered Mental States
   • Mortal Physical Trauma

   Summary

   Here, for your edification, is our attempt at writing crackfic. This is, quite possibly, the strangest, sickest, weirdest, pervy-est crack-fic you will ever read. Each episode (read: chapter) will center around one fandom or general silly/sick/perverted idea. The chapter titles will be a dead giveaway as to which fandom it's parodying. Come for your fandom, stay for all the rest! (But seriously, start with Chapter 1. You'll be glad you did!)

   DD:DNE warns you guys that whatever tags I put on this are for realsies. Do yourself a favor, and don't ignore the tags. Enjoy!

   Hoo boy, last time. This is a fucked-up series. The tags are for real.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   50,045

   Chapters:

   16/?

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

   2,235