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Kaminari Denki added 5 people to the chat.
Kaminari Denki changed their nickname to SparkyBlond
SparkyBlond: Okay blondies, assemble!
Aoyama Yuuga: owo~ what is this, mon ami~?
Bakugou Katsuki: What the fuck
Ojiro Mashirao: ....what
SparkyBlond changed Aoyama Yuuga's nickname to SparklyBlond
SparkyBlond changed Bakugou Katsuki's nickname to ExplodyBlond
SparkyBlond changed Ojio Mashirao's nickname to TailyBlond
ExplodyBlond: Pikaface what in the actual fuck
SparklyBlond: I love my nickname, it is tres bien~
TailyBlond: why.
SparkyBlond: I made a chat for us blondies! It is good that we bond and stuff!
ExplodyBlond: why the fuck do you think I'd wanna bond with you
SparkyBlond: oh shush, you love us
SparklyBlond: I, for one, think this was an absolutely fabulous idea Denki~! I'm so proud!
SparkyBlond: thank you! I'm very much honored!
TailyBlond: can I please leave
SparkyBlond: No.
SparklyBlond: Non.
ExplodyBlond: No, suffer with me.
TailyBlond: why.
ExplodyBlond: Because fuck you.
SparkyBlond: Baku that's not nice :(
ExplodyBlond: do I look like a fucking care
SparklyBlond: o(╥﹏╥)o
SparkyBlond: o(╥﹏╥)o
ExplodyBlond: fucking really
TailyBlond: I guess there's no escaping this thing
TailyBlond: on the plus side, this could be useful
TailyBlond: probably
SparkyBlond: it could be useful!! Like, if we had an assignment or smth
ExplodyBlond: let's face it, if we had an assignment, you and glitter boy would be the ones to annoy me and offbrand tails for it
SparkyBlond: mcscuse me bitch
SparklyBlond: Excuzes moi~?
TailyBlond: I mean, it's kinda true....
SparkyBlond: Ojibro how dare you
TailyBlond: you and Aoyama are in the bottom 3 y'know
SparklyBlond: Oui it is true but you shouldn't say it~
SparkyBlond: you don't trust us enough
ExplodyBlond: probably because you fail every subject
SparkyBlond: no we don't
SparklyBlond: non we do not~
SparkyBlond: I'm good in English while Yuu-Yuu is good in arts and crafts
SparklyBlond: I'm excellent in arts while Denki is très Bon in the English language~
TailyBlond: wow
ExplodyBlond: Are you twins or some shit like that because what the actual fuck
SparkyBlond: maybe, maybe not
SparklyBlond: who knows~
ExplodyBlond: Jesus fucking Christ
Tsunotori Pony: Ooh, another chat! Hi hi!
ExplodyBlond: what
TailyBlond: what
SparklyBlond: quoi
Monoma Neito: I see I have been asked to grace this chat with my presence
SparklyBlond: Greetings~
TailyBlond: ......
ExplodyBlond: YOU FUCKING INVITED THE 1-B EXTRAS ?!?!?!!??!
SparkyBlond: yep!
ExplodyBlond: WHYY
SparkyBlond: why not? They're still blonde!
SparkyBlond changed Monoma Neito's nickname to CopyBlond
CopyBlond: what
SparkyBlond changed Tsunotori Pony's nickname to HornyBlond
TailyBlond: let me ask again, why
ExplodyBlond: Denki I swear to FUCKIN God....
SparklyBlond: ohonhonhon~ this is certainly interesting~
CopyBlond: I wanna leave now
HornyBlond: I don't get it? This chat is pretty chill! My nicks is also funny!
SparkyBlond: innocent child, never change
HornyBlond: ?
TailyBlond: don't mind him pls
CopyBlond: If I had known that class 1-A would be this vulgar! Class 1-B isn't like this at all! Another reason why Class 1-B is obviously the better option!
ExplodyBlond: oh my fucking god someone shut him up
CopyBlond: you could never shut me up! I'll keep declaring 1-B's superiority!
SparklyBlond: Neito dear. Tais-toi.
CopyBlond: Yes ma'am
ExplodyBlond: ....what the fuck
TailyBlond: what just happened
HornyBlond: oh, Monoma-kun is scared of Aoyama-kun because of what happened last time
SparkyBlond: what happened last time?
SparklyBlond: (｡❍ᴥ❍●｡)
SparkyBlond: what the fuck
TailyBlond: yeah nope bye
2:57
SparkyBlond: I had a weird dream
ExplodyBlond: why the fuck are you awake at thiS uNHoLY HoUR
SparklyBlond: did you not read his message? He had a weird dream
ExplodyBlond: welL HE SHOULD JUST GO DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD OF TEXTING IN THIS FUCKING CHAT
SparklyBlond: you need to calm down, Mon ami~
SparkyBlond: yeah bakubro, just chill
ExplodyBlond: I WOULD IF YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT THIS HOUR WITH YOUR UNIMPORTANT MESSAGES
SparkyBlond: hey! Me having a weird dream is important kinda!
SparklyBlond: what what the dream anyways, mon chaton~?
SparkyBlond: I forgot lmao
TailyBlond: how are you all alive that this hour.....
ExplodyBlond: so nice of you to join us, normie
TailyBlond: not your best insult but hi
SparkyBlond: Ojibro! I just remembered that you were in my dream!
SparklyBlond: really? Was I there too?
ExplodyBlond: did anyone die
TailyBlond: I fail to see why that is an important detail, bakugou
ExplodyBlond: fuck off, I'm sleepy
SparkyBlond: ok so, apparently we're in this dystopian world where World War XVIII is happening and everyone is scattered and stuff, Ojibro was like, totally a commander or smth, bakugou was a king I think? Kirishima is leading a resistance along with tetsutetsu and the other manly bros out there, Yuu-Yuu is a princess for some odd reason and apparently I'm a battery of some sorts
SparklyBlond: I see that my fabulousness transcends mindscapes if you dream of me being royalty, Mon chaton~
ExplodyBlond: well I'm a fucking king so I'm above you, suck on that bitch
TailyBlond: is that really the ONLY detail you care about?!
SparklyBlond: It's the only important one though~
TailyBlond: it's... Really not....
SparkyBlond: lmao
CopyBlond: Omfg hoW ARE YOU FUNCTIONING
CopyBlond: ITS TOO GODDAMN EARLY
SparkyBlond: lmao good morning
SparklyBlond: Bonjour, Mon ami~
ExplodyBlond: good fucking morning to you too, asshole
CopyBlond: is this the terrible habit of 1-A??? Is this why you never succeed???? See??? This is another reason why Class 1-B is better than all of you!!!!!
TailyBlond: it's too early for this....
SparkyBlond: nei-chan! You were in my dream too!
CopyBlond: really? Am I that amazing that even you dream about me? How flattering. What was I like? Strong? Superior? Clearly better than you?
SparkyBlond: no lmao
SparkyBlond: you died
CopyBlond: what-
ExplodyBlond: wow, you probably had such a nice dream
CopyBlond: hoW DarE-
SparklyBlond: Oui, it is true, considering I'm a princess in the dream~
TailyBlond: honestly, still don't see why that's an important detail....?
HornyBlond: waaaaa it's too early....
ExplodyBlond: someone please change her nickname
TailyBlond: it doesn't fit her
HornyBlond: what's wrong with it?
SparklyBlond: oh, cherí.... You're too pure for your own good...
HornyBlond: ?
SparkyBlond: geez, okay fine
SparkyBlond changed HornyBlond's nickname to PonyBlond
SparkyBlond: there. Happy?
TailyBlond: not really, but it's better at least
PonyBlond: well... My nicknames aside... Maybe try getting sleep...? It's 3:30....
SparklyBlond: hmm, indeed. A fabulous princess such as moi needs their beauty sleep. Well, I shall slumber. Bonne nuit~
PonyBlond: niiiiight...
TailyBlond: Imma go to sleep too. Night.
CopyBlond: well, I guess I must also retire. Good night.
ExplodyBlond: night to all of you.
ExplodyBlond: esPecIAlLy yOu dEnkI
ExplodyBlond: you need the sleep, seriously.
SparkyBlond: bakugou concerned ???? It's more likely than you think !
ExplodyBlond: fucking sleep already!
SparkyBlond: lmao ok
SparkyBlond: gnight babe
SparkyBlond: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
ExplodyBlond:...
ExplodyBlond: <3