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    Snafu and Eugene, and Hamm's sister, steal Hamm's ashes before they can be interred in the family plot. Hamm, who hadn't spoken to his parents since he discovered he was sick, couldn't care less about spending eternity with the family. So, Snafu and Gene, along with Hamm's nurse and his sister, embark on a cross-country road trip to San Francisco to spread his ashes.

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