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I am rolling these two asks into a single post to answer 😄
FBI
- Ash: doesn’t smoke neither tobacco nor weed, doesn’t care about who does.
- Thermite: smoking doesn’t mix well with explosives, likes to hit a blunt on downtime sometimes though (and hides from Pulse when he does).
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Pulse: he smokes, but is against weed
yes he knows about Thermite, it’s a sore point between them but he doesn’t do it often at least. - Castle: doesn’t have a habit of smoking, but will sometimes take a drag of a blunt if he’s on his downtime and someone offers him.
SAS
- Thatcher: used to smoke a lot, he’s trying to quit to keep healthy and in top shape for his age, and thus prolong his active duty years.
- Sledge: does neither, pretty laid back about who does though, it’s their choice.
- Smoke: has tried everything at least once or twice, didn’t like normal tobacco but weed is fine, and not a strong drug when compared to other things, so…
- Mute: once he was out of his parents’ reach, he tried to smoke. Absolutely disgusting, doesn’t see the appeal. He isn’t very inclined to try weed after having to babysit Smoke.
GIGN
- Montagne: he’s the poster boy of a wholesome dad figure, does neither.
- Twitch: used to be a nervous smoker in college, but detested the smell and it distracted her from her projects, so she quit a long time ago. Wouldn’t be against trying weed.
- Doc: tried weed as a remedy to help him relax, but it didn’t have the intended effect. Lectures people against the adverse effects of tobacco.
- Rook: he hasn’t acquired any bad habits yet, the rest of team work hard to keep him pure and innocent in this regard.
Spetsnaz
- Tachanka: probably smokes, tries to hide it cause he said he’d quit.
- Kapkan: doesn’t smoke cause the smell of it would give him away when he goes hunting. Doesn’t have a strong opinion on weed, but he thinks it makes people act like idiots and doesn’t want to try it.
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Glaz: has tried both, neither is to his taste. The time he tried weed, he got very clingy and giggly
Kapkan had no idea why Glaz was sitting on his lap, trying to tell him something and breaking into uncontrollable giggles constantly. - Fuze: he does neither, thank you very much. Smoking would damage his lungs and he’s already one of the slow runners on the base, he wants to get better at it, not worse.
GSG9
- Jäger: his addiction is engineering and repairing old vehicles, not smoking or weed. He’s tried the GSG9 special cupcakes though, and those didn’t do much to him.
- Bandit: he smokes, but he’s really tired of people assuming he’s into weed or any other kind of drugs.
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Blitz: you’d never guess it at first, but he is into edibles and the one making those GSG9 special cupcakes
with the aid of IQ because he’s terrible at baking. - IQ: helps Blitz bake his special cupcakes, sometimes also tries them if she’s 100% sure she has the next day off.
JTF2
- Buck: he sometimes smokes weed on his downtime, doesn’t see why some people might frown at it since it’s perfectly legal in his country.
- Frost: does neither, but will occasionally take a drag of Buck’s joint if she’s stressed and can’t relax properly on her day off.
SEAL
- Valkyrie: does neither, she’s a health nut.
- Blackbeard: yes :)
BOPE
- Capitao: smokes only tobacco and is very particular about the kind he likes.
- Caveira: does neither, she wants to keep sharp and alert at all times.
SAT
- Hibana: doesn’t smoke and she’s pretty much against weed.
- Echo: he’s too busy building robots to even considering another addiction.
GEO
- Jackal: weed helps him relax and fall asleep, he’s on prescription.
- Mira: Spain has a pretty laid back attitude towards weed, I’m sure she smokes it occasionally or enjoys the GSG9 special cupcakes.
SDU
- Ying: took up smoking due to stress, she regrets it and is on a program to quit it for good.
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Lesion: used to smoke too, but as a show of solidarity to Ying, he’s also quitting. The toothpick helps him with the cravings he has
not to mention his oral fixation.
GROM
- Zofia: she’s miss prim and proper, tobacco is bad for your health and weed is a drug, she disapproves of both. Won’t lecture you but she has perfected her “I am disappointed” mom stare.
- Ela: tried weed during her rebellious years, will gleefully reminisce about it when Zofia’s within earshot just to piss her off.
707SMB
- Vigil: no, he follows the rules and regulations strictly.
- Dokkaebi: neither is her style, but doesn’t give a damn about what other people do or don’t.
CBRN
- Lion: used to smoke and take weed during his rebellious years, he quit both after enlisting and does his best to stay clean despite the occasional temptation.
- Finka: she’s obsessed with keeping in peak physical form, she does neither.
GIS
- Maestro: he smokes, yeah. Maestro loves the thick cigars, wrapping his lips around its girth, eyes closed and sucking in deeply the smoke ;)
- Alibi: smoked occasionally during her undercover mission, but never turned it into a habit. Dislikes weed since it was one of the Vinciguerra trades.
GSUTR
- Clash: does neither. Used to be more laid back, but since joining the police she felt pressured to prove she’s squeaky clean in that regard.
- Maverick: he acquired a taste for naswar (powdered tobacco snuff) during his time in Afghanistan.
GIGR
- Kaid: likes rolling his own cigs, but since he had a taste of Maestro’s thick ones he favours them too.
- Nomad: neither sounds appealing to her.