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you are the seed of my heart

Summary:

Almost 2 decades have passed. Gon and Killua are married and have a son who wants to take the Hunter Exam. Kurapika and Leorio are still sexually repressed. People are smoking HELLA dank kush. Will Leopika get together? Will Cheryl complete the hunter exam? The answers are yes and no, respectively.

Chapter 1: Milf x And x Coochies

Summary:

mito becomes mayor of whale island. she and gon have a heart-to-heart

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~ Location: Whale Island ~

Mito placed her hand on the gay pride flag and lifted her hand.

“I, Mito Freeces, vow to serve the people of Whale Island for as long as I am capable of doing so.”

As the tall, orange haired woman stepped back the crowd erupted in cheers. An elderly old man stepped forward, his eyes glistening with unshed tears.

“I have lived on Whale Island for all my life. I never thought I would live to see the day where we would finally be able to elect the first female mayor of this island. Today, we are living in history.”

The crowd grew louder, throwing flowers and other gifts to Mito who was standing on the stage.

“Because of the occasion, I would like to purpose another, history making decision.” The old man continued. “I have spoken with some higher up government officials and they have agreed to the change. From now on, to honor our first lady mayor, Whale Island will be formally known as Milf Island.”

The crowd’s cheering grew deafening, several people (mostly women and twinks) fainted out of joy.

Mito blushed, looking over at the crowd. She turned to Oito, standing next to her with tears of joy running down her flushed face. Oito smiled back at her and took Mito’s hand, tenderly stroking a thumb down the side.

“Gay rights…” Oito whispered gently.

“Gay rights….” Mito murmured back.

Then they made out for like three minutes.

~~~~~~~

Gon watched as his aunt paced around the porch frantically.

“Mito, is there something wrong?”

Mito looked back at the young man she raised and sighed. She turned her back on him and looked up to the night sky

“No, Gon, I’m alright. It’s just that time has passed so quickly. I remember when it was just you, me, and Abe. Now that you’ve grown up, I guess I just feel like I’m losing you like I lost Ging all those years ago, and I don’t know what to do.”

Gon slowly stood up from his chair and walked over to Mito. He looked up towards the stars like she was doing. They stood together in silence for what felt like eternity.

“Do you remember when I was younger, you would always take me stargazing? You taught me everything I know and you showed me how to become a good person. Ging only taught me that I never want to be like him. I know that Killua and I live in Yorknew now, and although it seems far away I’ll always be with you.”

“Damn, girl, those toddies plump as hell.” said Oito, unaware of Gon’s presence.

“Oito, goddamn it.” Gon muttered.

Mito smiled softly at the pair. She looked back at Gon, at the child she had always thought of as a son. She wondered if he ever thought of her as a mother, not just an aunt.

Gon turned to Mito again, smiling.

“Mito, I’ve always thought of you as a mother...I...I… Please stop crying on my shoulder I really hate it when that happens.”

Mito pulled back, wiping her eyes.

“Damn, girl, your eyes are wetter than my pussy.” Oito said.

Gon ignored her. Mito winked at her very conspicuously and Gon wondered why he was even there in the first place.

“Anyways, now that that happened. I think I should leave before things start getting uh…. You know… well.” Gon threw his bag over his shoulder. “And Mito, if I ever pull a Ging on anyone, you can punch me in the fucking throat.” And with that, he left Mito and Oito to do their. Business. Gon needed to get back to his husband and his son, anyways.

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Gon: It’s Gon
Gon: and Gon’s
Gon: HUNTERPEDIAAAAAAAAAA
Gon: Gon? Why isn’t killua here?
Gon: well you see, its because he didn’t appear in this chapter.
Gon: Today we introduce Mito! She’s my aunt/mom its complicated y’all. She just got elected mayor of Milf Island and she is probably doing some shit with Oito that I really don’t want to know about ANWAYSSSSSS.
Gon: HEE HEE!
Killua: *is dead*
A/N: lol XD its kinda gay but 0.0 if you have a problem get out of here homophobes >X)