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Potter,
I know this may be difficult for your tiny mind to comprehend, but when one has roommates, it is common courtesy to not clatter around in the kitchen like a Hippogriff! Some of us had a late night because of work and would appreciate being able to sleep for at least four hours. If you do the same tomorrow morning, I will be forced to leave you no milk to make your tea - I am not even joking about this. Tea without milk is a crime, but it is one I am willing to commit if you interrupt my sleep again.
While we’re at it, do you realise that your ‘singing’ sounds like you’re trying to attempt Mermish? Though I doubt you’d sound any better underwater. Please try and remember that the bathroom is right across the landing from my bedroom. There are only so many sounds that can be blocked with a silencing charm and, apparently, your singing is not one of them.
Now, while you’re out at work today, please stop by the apothecary and pick me up a jar of standard ingredient. I’m running low and I’ll need that if I’m to continue keeping your supply of antidotes stocked. I also need more Flobberworm mucus. Oh, and if you’re passing Fortescue’s, get some ice cream for dessert tonight.
I’ll be home by seven.
Malfoy
