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TheOfficialKalosProfessor added ashfrompallettown , _truekalosqueen_ , ThankYouScience , smolbean.but.mean , shauna-the-lesbian , totallynottierno , cheeto-puff , green-bean , idkwhatimdoinghere , 15YearsWasted , bluehair-dontcare , and nini_is_trying to the chat!
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Hello students! I’ve created a group chat for everyone so we can talk about life and share experiences with each other! This group chat will be a way for all of you to bond with your fellow trainers, so please get along and have fun :D
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Also I will be monitoring this from my computer so behave ;)
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_truekalosqueen_: someone tell me why that winking face was so intimidating
15YearsWasted: I’m actually scared hold up lemme go check outside my window since I’m paranoid now
ashfrompallettown: YAY GROUP CHAT
shauna-the-lesbian: wow ash
shauna-the-lesbian: that’s a REALLY creative username
ashfrompallettown: SHUT UP SHAUNA I’M TRYING
ThankYouScience: he’s trying shauna let’s let him try
ashfrompallettown: I FEEL LIKE I’M BEING BULLIED :(
idkwhatimdoinghere: ash did u accidentally break the caps lock or something what is happening with u
ashfrompallettown: idk man
ashfrompallettown: i’m having a rough day
green-bean: explain
bluehair-dontcare: well damn
bluehair-dontcare: that was a fast reply
ashfrompallettown: have u guys ever
ashfrompallettown: eaten a date
cheeto-puff: !?
cheeto-puff: please tell me you’re talking about the fruit because I am very concerned right now
ashfrompallettown: the fruit
cheeto-puff: oh thank god
ashfrompallettown: don’t worry
ashfrompallettown: I would never eat clemont
ashfrompallettown: at least not in the way you think ;)
ThankYouScience: !?
cheeto-puff: i’m concerned for a whole new reason now
15YearsWasted: #AshKetchumIsTakenConfirmed
nini_is_trying: I just heard millions of hearts break
shauna-the-lesbian: ASH CONTINUE WITH THE STORY IDC ABOUT UR LOVE LIFE
ashfrompallettown: right
ashfrompallettown: anyways I ate a date today
ashfrompallettown: and it was actually pretty good despite it being an old lady food
idkwhatimdoinghere: that still doesn’t explain why your day was bad
ashfrompallettown: I’M GETTING THERE
ashfrompallettown: anyways the date store sells date milkshakes
ashfrompallettown: and I really wanted to try one so I DID
ashfrompallettown: but then I got a really bad stomach ache
ashfrompallettown: and then I realized
ashfrompallettown: i’m lactose intolerant
totallynottierno: :o
bluehair-dontcare: join the fucking club spiky hair
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TheOfficialKalosProfessor: LANGUAGE MIETTE
bluehair-dontcare: !?
bluehair-dontcare: how did u even see that!?
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Like I said
TheOfficialKalosProffesor: I’m monitoring the chat ;)
bluehair-dontcare: I don’t understand
ThankYouScience: DON’T QUESTION SCIENCE MIETTE
bluehair-dontcare: i’m pretty sure that’s not how that works but go off I guess
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Continue with your story, Ash
ashfrompallettown: right
ashfrompallettown: anyways, so after I realized this I also realized that I had a huge glass of milk this morning and it didn’t affect me at all
ashfrompallettown: and that’s the story of how I got food poisoning from a date store
green-bean: HOLD UP
ashfrompallettown: yis?
green-bean: UR NOT ACTUALLY LACTOSE INTOLERANT????
ashfrompallettown: yes
green-bean: SCREW U KETCHUM
green-bean: U GET TO LIVE THE BEST LIFE
ashfrompallettown: ;)
bluehair-dontcare: well
bluehair-dontcare: since ash’s story sucked
ashfrompallettown: :(
bluehair-dontcare: does anyone else have any tea to spill?
shauna-the-lesbian: actually
shauna-the-lesbian: is it okay if I vent?
totallynottierno: shauna???
bluehair-dontcare: yea sure go ahead bb
bluehair-dontcare: we’re all listening
shauna-the-lesbian: okay…
shauna-the-lesbian: THE SONG SEÑORITA MAKES NO SENSE IN TRANSLATION
totallynottierno: oh my god
cheeto-puff: you actually had us worried for nothing
shauna-the-lesbian: SHUT UP GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS TOPIC
cheeto-puff: .-.
shauna-the-lesbian: SHE SAYS “I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA”
shauna-the-lesbian: BUT SEÑORITA IN SPANISH IS JUST THE EQUIVALENT TO MA’AM OR MISS
shauna-the-lesbian: YOU LIKE IT WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING IN SPANISH TO YOU!?
shauna-the-lesbian: OR DO YOU JUST LIKE IT WHEN HE HAS MANNERS !?!?!?!?
cheeto-puff: shauna im actually begging you to shut up
shauna-the-lesbian: NO
shauna-the-lesbian: PLUS, IN THE SONG, SHAWN MENDES ALSO SAYS “I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA”
shauna-the-lesbian: SO SHAWN WANTS TO BE CALLED MA’AM NOW TOO!?!?!?!?
shauna-the-lesbian: THAT’S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF KINKY
shauna-the-lesbian: ALSO SHAWN MENDES IS HELLA WHITE WHY TF IS HE EVEN SINGING THIS SONG!?!?!?!?
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Shauna please keep it PG
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: Also watch the language
shauna-the-lesbian: NO
shauna-the-lesbian: AND THEN CAMILLA AND HER BOYFRIEND BROKE UP OVER A STUPID SONG
shauna-the-lesbian: AND NOW THE WHOLE INTERNET SHIPS SHAWN AND CAMILLA
shauna-the-lesbian: LIKE
shauna-the-lesbian: I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF KINKY STUFF YOU THINK SHAWN AND CAMILLA GET UP TO
shauna-the-lesbian: BUT THE ONLY KINK HAPPENING IN THEIR BEDROOM ARE SOME GOD DAMN MANNERS
green-bean: IM CRYING SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP
ashfrompallettown: IM COMING WITH TISSUES!
green-bean: thanks :,)
_truekalosqueen_: im-
smolbean.but.mean: jesus has left the chat
ThankYouScience: FHDGFSGSG
totallynottierno: shauna gets mad about white people trying to sing a spanish song: a story of hope
green-bean: IM SCREAMING
ashfrompallettown: sawyer actually can’t stop laughing someone come get their child
_truekalosqueen_: wait ash ur actually at sawyer’s house rn?
ashfrompallettown: u think I would lie about that?
ashfrompallettown: im hurt serena :,(
bluehair-dontcare: that was fast :/
totallynottierno: serena and miette get jealous over their crush hanging out w/ his bff: a story of hope
_truekalosqueen_: shUT UP TIERNO
green-bean: awww ash i’m ur bff?
ashfrompallettown: ofc :)
bluehair-dontcare: ew
nini_is_trying: hey miette
nini_is_trying: would u like some jelly with that peanut butter sandwich ;3
bluehair-dontcare: SHUT UP NINI
idkwhatimdoinghere: wait wait wait
idkwhatimdoinghere: can we go back to the shawn mendes thing real quick??
shauna-the-lesbian: sure
cheeto-puff: no
idkwhatimdoinghere: shawn mendes wants to be called a miss????
15YearsWasted: shawn mendes is transgender confirmed
smolbean.but.mean: I KNEW IT
cheeto-puff: HA SCREW U GUYS THE TRANS ARMY HAS SHAWN MENDES ON THEIR SIDE
shauna-the-lesbian: WELL THE LESBIANS HAVE ELLEN DEGENERES
shauna-the-lesbian: SO BEAT THAT
ashfrompallettown: guys I think shauna just straight up outed shawn mendes with her song rant
shauna-the-lesbian: FHDGSGSFSG
ThankYouScience: if shawn mendes really is trans
ThankYouScience: wouldn’t shawn be her dead name???
ashfrompallettown: oh shit u rite
ashfrompallettown: trevs how did u come up w/ ur name???
cheeto-puff: a long game of trial and error
bluehair-dontcare: he just picked the whitest name in history and went with it
cheeto-puff: >:(
totallynottierno: nahh trevor’s a cute name
totallynottierno: I like it, it really fits him
shauna-the-lesbian: HDGDGSFSF
totallynottierno: ??
shauna-the-lesbian: I’M SORRY
shauna-the-lesbian: I THINK MY HEART JUST WENT ‘UWU’
cheeto-puff: shauna delete ur existence
shauna-the-lesbian: no u
ashfrompallettown: guys
ashfrompallettown: that’s gay
totallynottierno: that’s funny coming from u ash
ashfrompallettown: shit u got me there
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: LANGUAGE
smolbean.but.mean: wait what???
nini_is_trying: ash is gay confirmed????
_truekalosqueen_: nooooo
_truekalosqueen_: ash isn’t gay he just makes jokes
_truekalosqueen_: right, ash?
_truekalosqueen_: RIGHT, ASH!?!?!?
ashfrompallettown: sure
ashfrompallettown: let’s go with that
_truekalosqueen_: A S H !?!?!!?!?!
cheeto-puff: and i oop-
shauna-the-lesbian: trevor I hope ur parents abandon u
cheeto-puff: WELL JOKES ON YOU
cheeto-puff: THEY ALREADY DID
shauna-the-lesbian: oh wait I forgot about that
totallynottierno: hOW DO YOU FORGET FHGDGSGSF
shauna-the-lesbian: SORRY TIERNO BUT I’M NOT OBSESSED WITH TREVOR’S LIFE UNLIKE YOU APPARENTLY
green-bean: and i oop-
_truekalosqueen_: that’s the tea sis ☕ ️
ashfrompallettown: when u spill that tea 😩😩💕💕🥵🤭🤧🤧🤧👏👏🥵🥵😩
ThankYouScience: ash wtf
15YearsWasted: guys I have a new challenge
idkwhatimdoinghere: mairin im done with ur dumb ass challenges
15YearsWasted: :o
nini_is_trying: #exposed
15YearsWasted: no but seriously this one’s good
idkwhatimdoinghere: FINE what is it
15YearsWasted: say something really stupid that makes people really uncomfortable
Idkwhatimdoinghere: oh no
15YearsWasted: i’ll go first
15YearsWasted: moisturized toes
ThankYouScience: i already hate this
shauna-the-lesbian: oooohhhh this sounds like fun
shauna-the-lesbian: cow titties
totallynottierno: ew
totallynottierno: shauna you scare me
shauna-the-lesbian: ;))
smolbean.but.mean: suck my ten inch toe
ashfrompallettown: pee pee poo poo
ThankYouScience: what even is this chat anymore smh
bluehair-dontcare: I want to die
green-bean: when the pp taste good 🥵
shauna-the-lesbian: ew
ashfrompallettown: is it weird I feel aroused instead of uncomfortable
green-bean: ;))
bluehair-dontcare: WTF
totallynottierno: BAHAHAHAHHA
cheeto-puff: TIENRO STOP ENCOURAGING THEM
shauna-the-lesbian: tienro
totallynottierno changed their username to tienro !
tienro: this is my life now
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: ….
TheOfficialKalosProfessor: I’m done trying to keep this PG
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ThankYouScience: this chat is such a disaster
ThankYouScience: but honestly
ThankYouScience: I’m here for it
nini_is_trying: I think I just pissed my pants from laughing
bluehair-dontcare: ew nini wtf
ThankYouScience: never mind