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Friday 11:24 am
D. Ferrington has created a new group chat.
D. Ferrington has added T. Anderson to the group. D. Ferrington has added G. McNally to the group. D. Ferrington has added J. Burns to the group. D. Ferrington has added R. Smith to the group. D. Ferrington has added G. Martin to the group. D. Ferrington has added J. Olson to the group.
D. Ferrington has named the group This is the police, open up.
D. Ferrington: hi guys! Welcome to the chat!
G. McNally: hey, sweetheart!
J. Burns: why do we have this?
R. Smith: it's for science, boss-man.
R. Smith has changed J. Burns's name to Bossman.
Bossman: thanks. I think?
T. Anderson has changed T. Anderson's name to Ineedcoffee. Ineedcoffee has changed J. Olson's name to BegoneTHOT.
BegoneTHOT: real mature Anderson.
Ineedcoffee: can't have two Jim's, sorry mate.
BegoneTHOT: ...Anderson, you fucking liar.
Friday 1:47 pm
R. Smith: WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS STOLE MY PIZZA??!
Ineedcoffee: O_O oh shite. I have made a MISTAKE.
D. Ferrington: run, Tom!
BegoneTHOT: haha, you're so dead.
G. McNally: wow, sis finna snapped!
D. Ferrington: Please don't. Ever. Say that again.
Ineedcoffee: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? NO, REED, PLEASE, I'M SORTFFHUYFHJG
Ineedcoffee has left the chat.
D. Ferrington: oh, damn, she killed him.