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With nowhere else to go and no way to get off Mars after he is ousted from the Red Dragons, having pissed everybody off and lately been captured shortly after his last fight with Spike while still mostly dead (he got...mostly better), Vicious goes back to the one place he never wanted to go back to, which no one else knows about and would never think to look anyway: his grandparents. Vicious is *really* not used to life on a farm, and chores is a word that is not in his vocabulary.
Along for the ride is 1/4 of the reason everything went to hell. (Turns out his grandmother likes her a lot better than she likes him. Ellie thinks her pygmy goats are cute.)
This, folks, is on the surface some completely self-indulgent 100 kilos of 100% uncut Columbian Bam-Bam. It's is an absolutely absurd premise, but it's played 110% straight; this fic will go to very dark and disturbing places, and you need to ***READ THE TAGS FIRST*** because no, I'm not responsible for policing your reading choices. Do not click on that button if you can't handle the themes they state.
