Work Text:
12th September, Sunday
Chat: The Golden Trio
08.00
My Queen
GOOD MORNING NICE PEOPLE
RISE AND FUCKING SHINE BRIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING DIAMONDS YOU ARE!
If I have to get up at the crack of dawn for class then so do you.
We swore to suffer together
08.50
Babe
it's fucking Sunday for Helga Hufflepuff's sake!
Shut the fuck up Scarface
And also diamonds don't shine, they refract light
08.52
My Queen
You know you've fucked up when someone uses their wrong house founder to swear
Also I've got class
08.53
No you bloody don't
It's Sunday
Pretty sure Minnie is sleeping as well
08.54
My Queen
I missed you two
And?
08.55
My Queen
And the elves made pancakes this morning and I wanted them fresh
The only ones with me are the Ravenclaw's team and some 7th years that look like they've just done partying in a muggle club
09.00
That's more like it
also you're a teacher now so you should technically put them in detention if you think they broke curfew
09.02
My Queen
I wanna be on their good sides, just as Mione suggested
Those teenagers scare the living shit out of me
09.06
My Queen
But yeah go back to sleep
09.10
Babe
Thank you All Mighty Boy Who Lived
Chat: Babe
10.00
Babe
Do you want something other than coffee?
10.01
Cause I'm gonna get you something either way
And I'd like to know if I'm getting it right
10.02
That would be a great way to start the day
10.05
You're far away in dreamland, aren't you?
10.06
Bloody witch, read my texts!
10.10
Okay that's it I'm getting you a brownie and a pair of scones
Chat: My Queen
10.11
How in Sir Nicholas' unsevered head she can fall asleep so easily
10.12
And everywhere
It's kinda creepy
Crookshanks taught her well
10.13
yeah but don't tell her
she'd kill you for it
10.15
You sure it's not a kink or something?
She threatens us too much for it to be normal
I thought you didn't want to know what happened between us behind closed doors since she's like a sister to you
10.17
I DIDN'T ASK FOR DETAILS PLS STOP
I only meant to ask so you'd think about it
Don't you even dare about giving me a bloody answer
10.18
I swear on Dumbledore's soul
if I have to repeat the accident from two years ago
Imma kill myself jumping from the astronomy tower
10.20
How is that my fault?
You should've known better
There was a sock of my doorknob
10.21
WAS NOT
YES IT WAS
10.23
We are bloody Wizards
Spelling the door is too mainstream?
10.25
She likes the thrill of the danger...
STOP
FOR FUCKS SAKE
for all the pumpkin juice in the universe
please stop talking
Chat: The Burrow
11.09
Dad
GOOD morning, dear children. Your Mother and I would like to invite you and your significant others for dinner tonight. Let us know. Sincerely, Your Father, Arthur Weasley
11.13
Tweedledum
You don't have to sign off of texts
Tweedledee
Dear Father, thank you for your invitation. Your Son Frederick and I will be there. Sincerely, Your Other Son, George Weasley.
11.17
Ariel
George stop being an asshole
Me and Luna will be there
11.18
Dad
Dear Ginevra. Please use decent language. Thank you, Your Father, Arthur Weasley.
11.25
Hermione and I will bring a cake
11.26
Hiccup
who's making the cake?
The baker at the end of our street
Hiccup
just making sure I won't get poisoned
I'll be there :)
11.30
Bill
We're in!
@Hiccup are you bringing the kids?
11.33
Hiccup
Nope
I've asked Nancy to babysit
Bill
Alright then
we're bringing the kids
11.45
Percy
Sorry I can't
Gotta work tonight
Chat: Bill
12.00
Vicky wants to know if Teddy will come tonight
12.03
Wait let me ask Draco
Chat: Gay
12.04
Malfoy
what?
Dinner at Mum's tonight
12.05
yea I know
Your father texted me
12.06
Me and Teddy are coming
I never realized that you had been adopted by my parents
12.07
Usually happened through the Orphan
Okay, that's enough
12.09
I can call him however I bloody want
We sleep together
I'm allowed it
12.10
Not in front of me you fucking aren't
12.15
Anyway wanna go together?
12.19
Yeah come around Grimmauld Place around 7?
12.50
Wait what should I bring?
12.52
Alcohol
Done
Chat: The Golden Trio
14.00
My Queen
You guys are bringing Draco to Family Dinner?
Babe
Don't tell him how the Snake's part of our Charade team
14.02
My Queen
Fuck you Mione
We Love you brother
14.03
My Queen
Doesn't matter
fuck you too!
14.05
My Queen
I just miss you lot
14.10
Babe
Dude
you're gonna be here next week
Grow Up
14.12
My Queen
Granger, Detention!
OOOH
IT'S GONNA GET ON YOUR RECORDS
14.30
Babe
Both of you
shut up
Also it's not like my record was pristine
14.32
it was cleaner than ours
My Queen
Touché
Chat: My Queen
17.27
Minnie wants me to train the seekers
17.28
like
ours or all of them?
All of them
17.30
What did you say?
hell yeah?
Not gonna let Minnie down
17.31
Attaboy
Chat: Gay
19.00
coming in 5
Chat: My Queen
22.30
Enjoyed the night?
23.15
Not gonna lie
Yes
But I missed you
23.16
Teddy cried asking Mom for you
Yea I know
I called them
Draco also cried
23.23
Mione says Gay
I second it
Third
23.40
Anyway, gonna go to sleep now
Goodnight
night
Chat: The Golden Trio
23.45
Babe
Harry
Next time you wake me up on a Sunday I'm gonna murder you