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“ok aaand...action.”
taehyung had been immediately excited when yoongi has asked him and jimin to come back for another video, this time together. he’d told the pair how well their episode of ‘lineup’ had done online, and how badly the production team wanted them to come back, so this time, it took much less convincing on yoongi’s part for taehyung (and now jimin) to sign on.
jimin adjusts the neckline of his sweater, smiling at taehyung as the director speaks again.
“go ahead and introduce yourselves.”
jimin smiles at the camera, “i’m jimin.”
taehyung smiles at jimin, “and i’m taehyung.”
“and how do you know each other?” jimin giggles a bit at the question, before answering.
“he’s my boyfriend.”
“and he’s my boyfriend.” taehyung says, offering jimin a goofy smile, which the latter returns.
“ok awesome guys, go ahead and start whenever you’re ready.” the director says, giving the pair a thumbs up.
taehyung surveys the table, takes note of the stack of index-size cards in the middle of the table, and the two bottles of alcohol on the side of the table furthest from the camera, as jimin picks up the card on the top of the deck.
“ooh, this one will be interesting,” jimin gives him a devious look, smiling at him, “what was the biggest lie you’ve ever told me, and when?”
taehyung really doesn’t know how to answer that.
“honestly,” he turns towards the camera, “i tell him everything. we’ve been completely open with each other since day one, so it’s difficult to think of a lie…” he turns back towards jimin, and cocks his head as he racks his brain.
“it doesn’t have to be a huge lie, right? can it just be a little white lie? the question is the biggest, right?” he asks the director, who gives him a nod after considering for a moment.
“alright, then it was this morning. you asked me how bad your morning breath was, and i said not bad at all, but it was much worse than i said. i wanted kisses and i knew you’d get up and leave bed to go brush your teeth if i said otherwise, which sounds gross now that i say it out loud, but...” taehyung looks a bit sheepish as jimin smiles at him fondly, unable to even get mad at him for that. his boyfriend is so, so cute, that the biggest lie he can think of that he’s ever told jimin in the entirety of their relationship is that he lied about his morning breath.
“well, i suppose i can let that slide,” jimin giggles, putting the card to the bottom of the deck. “your turn, taetae.”
taehyung dramatically takes the next card, eyebrows shooting out as he reads it.
“get your shot ready, baby. if our sex life was a porn, what genre would it be?”
“oh my god!” jimin’s cheeks flush a deep red, “i cannot answer that on camera, tae!”
“take your shot then, jiminie.” taehyung smiles widely at him, sliding the bottle of vodka towards him.
“fine.” jimin grumbles, picking the bottle up and filling the small glass in front of him. he throws it back, wincing a bit, and reaches for the fruit juice sitting next to him.
“fuckin’ hate vodka.” he mumbles.
“can i whisper it to you?” taehyung asks, earning him an eyebrow raise from his boyfriend.
“whisper what?”
“...our porn genre…” jimin splutters for a second, before turning towards the director, who gives a shrug. jimin leans forward a bit, letting taehyung cup his face as he leans his upper body across the table, where taehyung moves his mouth closer to his ear.
“daddy d-”
“you guys should know that you’re both wearing mics.” the director interrupts, the whole crew holding in laughter. jimin turns bright red, slumps back in his chair as taehyung bursts out laughing.
“oh my god, i’m taking the next card.”
jimin’s face drops as he reads the next question.
“oh god, this one makes me sad. have you ever thought about cheating on me?” taehyung decides that this question makes him sad, too.
“absolutely not. you’re everything that i’ve ever wanted in a partner, both physically and personality-wise, so no, baby, i’ve never thought about that. sorry for a less entertaining, funny, more sappy answer, everyone.” taehyung says the last bit directly into the camera, begrudgingly tearing his eyes away from jimin’s wide smile and glassy eyes.
“alright, next question,” taehyung picks up the card, “aww. this one’s sweet. when did you know you were in love with me?”
“ugh, this is so gay. but, we were laying in your bed in your old apartment, i wanna say like, 2 months after we got together, and i was just looking at you smile at whatever we were watching on netflix, and i remember thinking to myself that i couldn’t see myself without you next to my side,” jimin smiles at taehyung, who instantly smiles back. “and then i proceeded to panic because this is my first real relationship and i’m bad at feelings. and here we are almost 10 months later, about to celebrate our first anniversary.”
“god, we’re so gross, i’m so sorry for everyone watching this.”
jimin picks up the next card, “oh, this should be good. when was the last time you masturbated, and where was i?” he places the card back down on the table, and raises an eyebrow.
“sheesh, good question. i think we’re very, uh, attentive to each other’s needs, so it’s been a while. i’m just gonna take a shot, i think,” taehyung takes the bottle of tequila and pours himself the shot, wincing a bit as it goes down.
“good answer.” jimin smiles as taehyung picks up the next card.
“would you ever have an open relationship?”
“uh, no. have you seen him?” jimin’s talking towards the camera now, gesturing dramatically towards his boyfriend. “i want him all to myself, i don’t give a shit if that’s selfish. next question!”
“if it makes you feel any better, baby, i don’t wanna share you either.” taehyung says as jimin takes the next card. jimin smiles at him before giggling at the card, then reading it out loud, ”have you ever faked an orgasm?”
“um… i think that would be kinda hard? like, i would be doing some weird shit and you’d stop and be like ‘what the hell are you doing...?’ so, no, i have not.” taehyung says as jimin laughs at his answer.
“alright guys, one more question. jimin, go ahead.” the director says from behind the camera. jimin picks up the card, and reads aloud, “do you think we’ll be together forever?”
taehyung stops for a moment to really consider what he’s going to say.
“i certainly hope we will be. i don’t think that i would ever be able to see myself without you by my side, so. yeah, i do, baby.”
jimin smiles at that, and offers taehyung one of the empty shot glasses, “well, on that note…” he says as he pours out 2 shots of tequila. they cheers, and both throw them back, cringing at the burn as they giggle at each other.
“alright, cut! great job, guys.”