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Joestar chat fic

Summary:

Hoeseph Hoestar created group : “Joestar fam”
Hoeseph Hoestar: Guys i literally made this chat so we can talk about random shit and send memes, not for me to question my own worth :’'(

Inspired by: doesagustisgay on Ao3

Notes:

Aight if their user isn't clear to you guys:
Hoeseph hoestar: Joseph
Kurazy Diyamondo: Josuke
Neon bitch: Jolyne
Yaretaro: Jotaro
Jonathan

So basically Jonathan (25) and Joseph (22) are brothers who live in new york (not at the same place, just in the same state), Jotaro (17) and Josuke (16) are their half-brothers who lives in Japan. Jolyne (17) is Jotaro's twin and Josuke's older sister, she moved to Florida as an exchange student.

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[Hoeseph Hoestar] created group : “Joestar fam”

Hoeseph Hoestar: Oi

Hoeseph Hoestar: Oi

Hoeseph Hoestar: Oi

Hoeseph Hoestar: AnSWEr ME wHoRES!

Jonathan: Yes Joseph?

Hoeseph Hoestar: Oh not you Jonathan, you’re sinless, you can never be a whore :)

Jonathan: :)

Yaretaro: Are you implying that i am one?

Hoeseph Hoestar: As they say, the quiet ones are always the freaky ones ;))

Neon bitch: true

Neon bitch: So..what is this?

Hoeseph Hoestar: A family chat duhh, so we can be closer as a fAMily!

Jonathan: It’s hard to believe that this chat is just solely for that purpose…

Kurazy Diyamondo: @Jonathan @Hoeseph Hoestar Of course not, there’s another reason, im 110% sure of it

Hoeseph Hoestar: Dudes_being_dudes.mp4

Hoeseph Hoestar: Heheheh

Kurazy Diyamondo: @Jonathan don’t click on it its gay porn

Jonathan: JOSEPH THERE ARE MINORS IN THIS CHAT!

Jonathan: JOSUKE’S 16!

Hoeseph Hoestar: HOld up, THAT WAS A MEME! I SWEAR I DIDNT SEND GAY PORN!

Hoeseph Hoestar: Did i send the wrong video? I swear i named the meme dudes_being_dudes…

Kurazy Diyamondo: Woah woah woah hold up i only said that so Jonathan would yell at you more, i didn’t need to know that you save gay porn…

Yaretaro: @Jonathan if you want me to visit more, kick that dumbass out of family events or our family in general.

Jonathan: The latter option is starting to sound really appealing…

Hoeseph Hoestar: JONATHAN I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Neon bitch: Emphasizing on loved

Yaretaro: God i hope he doesn’t love you.

Hoeseph Hoestar: Guys i literally made this chat so we can talk about random shit and send memes not for me to question my worth :’(