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A Romance Of Many Dimensions

Summary:

After eighty billion years, the All Seeing Eye turned his gaze to the rest of the Multiverse.
And found something.

ACT I - KRYPTOS ended
ACT II - RÌEM ended
ACT III - AXOLOTL ended
ACT IV - MULTIVERSE ended
ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM ended
ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\ ended
ACT VII - STANFORD ended

“There aren’t just three Dimensions"

"You hate the cage, But it’ll be in a cage, that you will spend most of your life."

"I will give you the greatest gift, what nobody in the Plane has ever granted you: free will"

Chapter 1: ACT I - One

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT I - Kryptos

CHAPTER 1

  

It was half past twelve.

Down the hallway of the courthouse, the only living figures were a couple of attendants and a lawyer that was walking in a hurry, a briefcase in his hand and documents under his arm. All the doors of the courtrooms were closed and guards in uniform waited on the threshold, looking around with bored expressions. Judging by the number of guards and closed doors, there had to be several trials scheduled for that day. Maybe Martin had already finished. If he hurried, he might find him still inside.

He reached the staircase and went down. Halfway, he saw two guards open the double doors of one of the courtrooms on the lower floor: a stream of coats, canes, monocles, hats and overlapping voices came out of the room, breaking the silence of the courthouse. The audience flowed to the right and only a small group took the stairs from which he was coming. On the right there was the canteen, if he remembered right: so, if everyone went there, it meant the process was not over yet.

Once the crowd dispersed, prosecutors and defense attorneys went out of the courtroom: they were recognizable even from a distance, thanks to their ties and briefcases, and all of them were involved in a four-way speech. Two lawyers per side? It had to be a pretty important case.

Once he reached the bottom of the stairs, the four lawyers were already far away, heading for the canteen. The last to come out of the courtroom was a familiar figure, with an open briefcase in one hand and a messy bundle of sheets in the other. He was trying to close his case, although his hands were both full, without success.

He reached him, with a broad smile.

“Want some help?”

Martin raised his eye, recognized him and his gaze brightened.

“Hey there!” Martin tried to give him a pat on the back, but with both hands occupied, he only managed to drop a couple of sheets on the ground. They bent down together to pick the papers up, organized them and finally placed all documents safely inside the briefcase.

“Thanks.” Martin closed the lock and stood up first. With his hands finally free, Martin grabbed his arm and lead him down the hallway, away from the empty courtroom. “You haven’t been around here that much! How are things going?”

“Good,” he replied, with a nervous laugh. “I’m a little behind with mortgage payments, but it could be worse.”

Martin friendly nudged him with his elbow.

“But now you’re here.” He gloated. His eye was half-closed in a knowing smile. “That means you have a pretty big case on your hands.”

“I didn’t… I didn’t entirely choose it,” he admitted, shrugging. “It was given to me.”

Martin raised his eyebrow.

“Uh?“

"By Judge Beckenrohe.”

“By Beckenrohe?” He repeated.

“A criminal case.” He raised the folder he was carrying under his arm. “He chose me as the court-appointed attorney for the prisoner.”

The gloated expression disappeared from Martin’s eye.

“Oh.”

“I know.” He gestured at himself. "But as I am, it’s enough that they let me work and the judge entrusts me with some cases.”

“Don’t say that,” Martin retorted. “You’re a great attorney.”

“Whether I’m good or not, it doesn’t matter if I don’t have any clients.” He rubbed himself over the eye. “Sorry. I’m having a bit of a tough time.”

“We need a drink,” Martin said. “Tonight, at the usual pub, at nine. My treat.”

"Thank you, but not tonight.” He waved the folder. “I want to talk to the accused.”

“Who is it?” he asked, curious.

“A mythomaniac, according to the judge.” He opened the folder. “Equilateral Family for fifteen generations, no mental problems. Parents in order, children in order: everything normal, in short. Until, a year ago, the middle child disappears into nothingness and, when he comes back, he raves, makes up stories and speaks nonsense.”

“The guy’s basically doomed already.”

"Exactly.” He closed the folder. “But the law states that even psychos should have an attorney. At least the judge thought of me for this job.”

“You need a real case,” Martin replied. “A feasible one. A case you can win.”

“I know,“ he sighed, “But I still don’t have any other clients.” he tried to smile. "At least I have this case now and I want to do my best.”

“You can’t win it.” Martin reminded him.

“I know.” He put the folder under his arm again. “But, if I talk to the accused and it comes out he’s completely crazy, I can always ask for a reduced sentence, by reason of insanity.”

Martin laughed and patted him on the back.

"That’s the spirit.” His eye bent into a smile. “You are a great attorney and, sooner or later, everyone will know.”

“I doubt it, but thank you for trusting me so much.” He raised a hand. “I’ll go to the penitentiary. See you later.”

“We’re set for tomorrow,” Martin answered. “Good luck with your madman.”

 


 

"Our Women are Straight Lines.

Our Soldiers and Lowest Classes of Workmen are Triangles (…) called Isosceles.

Our Middle Class consists of Equilateral or Equal-Sided Triangles.

Our Professional Men and Gentlemen are Squares and Pentagons.

Next above these come the Nobility, of whom there are several degrees, beginning at Six-Sided Figures, or Hexagons, and from thence rising in the number of their sides till they receive the honorable title of Polygonal, or many-sided. Finally when the number of the sides becomes so numerous, and the sides themselves so small, that the figure cannot be distinguished from a circle, he is included in the Circular or Priestly order; and this is the highest class of all.”

 


 

As he approached the metal door of the penitentiary, the two Isosceles guards at the entrance blocked his way.

"Who are you?”

“I’m an attorney.” He reached into his pocket and took out his badge. “I’m here to see a prisoner.”

The guards eyed him from top to toe, turned their gazes on the badge, exchanged a look and finally let him pass. One of them lowered his spear, slid the door open and moved away, giving way to him.

Crossed the threshold, he found himself in the search and identification office. There were other two Isosceles inside: one was standing in front of a closed door that led to the cells, while the other was sitting behind a desk, surrounded by files and documents. Both wore a band around their arm that showed their rank, and both their gaze fell on him, as soon as he stepped inside the room.

“Name?” Asked the Isosceles behind the desk, in a brisk tone. The other crossed his arms, eyeing him shamelessly from top to toe.

He tried to ignore that insistent stare and focused on the seated Isosceles. He walked over to his desk and pulled out his identification card once more.

“Attorney Kryptos Langley,” he introduced himself, with a firm tone. “I’m here to see the inmate Yipnon.”

The Isosceles behind the desk ran his gaze from the badge to him, examining his shape as if to make sure he was indeed an attorney. Kryptos held his gaze, the badge still stretched forward. It was not the first time he visited the penitentiary and it was so annoying that, every time he set foot inside, everyone stared at his tilted shape or his mouth detached from the eye, as if they never saw him before. What, they forget about him every darn time? He came to the penitentiary only one year ago!

And in the meantime, I haven’t had any other cases.

A wave from the Isosceles turned him away from that dark thought: the other guard approached, his hands outstretched.

“Security checks, sir.”

“I know the procedure, I’ve already been here.” The words slipped out, with a bit too much arrogance. Kryptos bit his tongue. He silently took off his coat and passed it to the guard, along with his briefcase. He only kept the folder with him.

The guard put his belongings in the locker and closed it. He took the detector from his belt: Kryptos raised his arms and let the guard do his job.

“Clean,” he stated.

“Excellent,” remarked the other Isosceles. He got up and took a bunch of keys from the bulletin board behind his desk. “Escort the attorney on the second floor, cell 618.”

“Got it.” The guard took the keys and opened the door that led to the cells. He turned to Kryptos. “Follow me, sir.”

The Isosceles led him up a flight of stairs and along a corridor, flanked by metal doors. Not a sound came from the cells, not a voice broke the rhythmic beat of their steps and the clinking of the guard’s keys: every time Kryptos entered there, it seemed like going underwater. Even light was muffled, within the dark gray walls.

The guard stopped in front of cell 618. He removed all locks and opened the door just a crack, enough to look inside.

“You’ve got a visitor,” he announced, dryly. He pulled back, turned to Kryptos and showed him to go.

Kryptos entered.

The cell was a gray square, with walls, floor and ceiling of the same gray shade. There was a small window with bars in front of the door and a bed on the right: the accused was sitting on it, with one leg raised and one arm resting on the knee.

Upon entering, the Triangle looked at him and Kryptos froze on the spot.

He read that the Equilateral was young, but he didn’t expect him to be so young. The Shape in front of him could have been in his twenties, maybe even his age. His eye was not distressed or wide open with fear, he was not shaking, nor spacing out. He was focused, aware, driven by a lively intelligence that made his whole shape shine. The pupil looked at him with disarming clarity, did not pretend to ignore his oddities, nor stared at them with annoying insistence as the guards did. On the contrary: he looked at them with scientific interest, examined them, looked for information, stroked them with pure curiosity.

It was a gaze he had never seen. It was not like the gazes of the other clients he had worked with. It was not even close. That was the eye of a tradesman facing a rarity, of a scientist who examined a discovery, of a curious child who looked at the world.

But not the eye of a fool.

The Equilateral finally looked away, closed his eye and gave a deep sigh.

“Great, just what I needed. The court-appointed attorney.”

Kryptos blinked, taken by surprise. The tone of his voice seemed even younger than his appearance: nasal, arrogant and whimsical like the voice of a child. He didn’t look like a prisoner accused of insanity; he looked like an annoyed boy, as if Kryptos was nothing but a nuisance, with which he had to deal.

He wasn’t acting like any other madmen he had seen before.

Kryptos cleared his throat. Fine, maybe he was a little different than Kryptos imagined, but he was still the client and Kryptos his court-appointed attorney. So he tried to regain a certain composure: he gave a reassuring smile to the young Triangle, approached him and held out his hand.

“Lelx Yipnon, I assume,” he greeted him. “I am Kryptos Langley. Judge Beckenrohe chose me as your court-appointed attorney…”

“So they didn’t believe me,” the Triangle interrupted him. “Not that I expected anything else, but I hoped I sowed some doubts, at least in that stupid Circle.”

Kryptos blinked, caught off guard once again. Had he just heard that Triangle call a Circle “stupid”? He hoped the guard was not still outside the cell and had not heard that heresy.

“Ehm…” Kryptos tried to get back to the conversation. “So, as I was saying: I’ll be your attorney and I will do my best to defend you…”

“I’m not an idiot,” the Equilateral interrupted him again, with a bored tone. “I got it. They’ve already decided to get rid of me and they just want to make my execution look legal. But, at the same time, they want to be sure they have a clear path, so they gave me the attorney with the lowest chance to win.“

Kryptos stepped back, the Triangle’s words hitting a sore point. He ignored that and opened his folder.

"Let’s talk about your family.” He invited him.

“I don’t have a family,” answered the Equilateral, diverting his gaze from him.

“According to the documents, it seems you have one.”

"What do you hope to gain by this?” The Triangle snapped, giving him a cold side look. “You can’t win this cause.”

“There’s always something we can do,” Kryptos replied, with his best encouraging tone. He approached the Triangle and sat on the edge of the bed. “Let’s start in general. Tell me: has your family always been normal? Have you ever noticed anything strange?”

The Triangle’s eye suddenly pointed at him, wide open, the pupil thin as a line. The raised arm fell back and even the bent leg slid off the bed. Kryptos stayed still, breathless, not moving a single muscle to not break that fragile balance. Maybe he made it, maybe he found a foothold to get closer to that T…

The Equilateral grabbed his own top and burst into laughter: a high-pitched, loud laugh that filled the cell and increased in volume, out of control. Kryptos clung to the edge of the bed with his fingernails, frozen by that unnatural sound. That laugh was poison, claws scratching against the walls, against the Triangle itself, against him and any sanity.

In a fraction of a second, he had gone from normal to a complete madman.

ANYTHING STRANGE!” The Equilateral screamed, hysterical. He put a hand on his own shape. “It’s right here! I am the strange thing in my family! I am the one who didn’t fit! Do you think others asked the questions I did? I was the only one to ask questions! I was the one who wanted answers! I asked why it always rains from the north and never from the south! I asked why the laws of nature work like this! I asked why my sisters didn’t come to school with me!”

He laughed again, intoxicated by sick joy.

“They are all pathetic, normal, law-abiding Shapes!” He continued. “My older brother? We’re lucky if he comes to visit us three times a year, busy as he is in his perfectly normal life as a tradesman, with his perfectly normal wife and his perfectly normal son! And when he comes, he only talks with dad, because the rest of the family isn’t Triangle enough for him!” He laughed again, with a shrill voice. “And my sisters? Do you want me to tell you about my sisters? Born as slaves, they will die as slaves, because in this filthy world, a Line is worth less than an Isosceles!”

He leaned towards him and Kryptos leaned back, the open folder trembling in his hand. The Equilateral did not even notice: his eye was focused on him, the pupil thin as a blade.

“Or do you want me to tell you about my parents?” His voice lowered, his tone suddenly serious, poison overflowing from each word. “Do you want me to tell you about my mother, who has gone along with this regime like her mother before her and who taught her daughters to go along with it, just like her? She’s been a slave all of her life and she prefers to remain ignorant, rather than learn. Or do you want me to talk about my father, that considers social climbing and being a tradesman the only important things in the world? Or do you want me to talk about how both of them thought it was much more important to follow the laws, rather than believing ME?”

A new laugh interrupted him and he let himself be overwhelmed by that toxic fun, grabbing his top with both hands, as if he were about to shatter and that was the only way to hold himself together.

"There’s NOTHING wrong with them!” He screamed, the tone rising again hysterically. “They are PERFECT! Perfect slaves, in line with the rules of this world! Never a question, never a doubt! If things happen in a certain way, it’s because the Circles say so! And if the Circles say it, it’s law! And if the laws say that the world is just this, then you must accept it! And if you wonder why these are these laws, and if you even ask yourself the right questions…”

“Which ones?”

The Equilateral interrupted his mad monologue and turned back to look at him. His eye was still wide open and his pupil thin, his arms raised to hold the top. Kryptos, on the other hand, pressed his own arms against the sides, intimidated by that penetrating gaze and surprised by his own courage.

Slowly, the Triangle lowered his arms.

“What?”

“Which are the right questions?” Asked Kryptos, trying to keep his voice steady.

The Equilateral looked at him again from top to toe. His gaze seemed less smug and annoyed than before: he looked like he was considering him.

“How are you with calculations?”

Kryptos blinked. Calculations and geometry were the last topics he had ever talked about with an accused, whether sane or mad. Not that, apart from that, the rest of the conversation they were having had something normal.

“Uhm… pretty good.”

“Of course, yes.” He gave him an ironic look. “You’re a Square, you must have studied to become an attorney. So, do you know how to find the area of a Square?”

“O… of course: raise the size of the side to the power of two.”

“So if the side is three, three to the power of two is the area. Right?”

“Right.”

“And which geometric figure is three to the power of three?”

Kryptos blinked again.

“Three to the third power?” He rubbed under his eye. “I’m sorry, but… I’m afraid there’s no c-corresponding figure in geometry.”

He would have expected the Equilateral to start another mad monologue, laughing hysterically and insulting him. Instead, he just sighed.

"I’ll give you a problem,” he told him, changing the subject. “You have six equal segments, with the same length and width. Make four identical equilateral triangles, by joining them only by their ends.”

Kryptos raised an eyebrow. It didn’t seem like a complicated problem: on the contrary, it looked like one of the typical logic games for small Shapes. But he didn’t remember a similar game. Where did he get it from?

"Does it have a solution?”

“Of course it has,” the Equilateral replied as if it were obvious. He jumped down off the bed and approached him.

Kryptos stepped back to the edge of the bed and squeezed his legs against him, all senses awake. The Triangle just bent over on his knees, picked up the folder that had slipped to the ground and held it out to him.

“Have fun solving it, attorney,” he said, his tone halfway between scorn and bitterness. “So far, no one has been able to understand.”

Notes:

So… has anyone any idea how to solve this problem? It seems easy, but try it by yourself. Our attorney will soon find out how hard it really is.

This new client is quite unusual, isn’t he? And what about his name? There must be a meaning behind it, just like a lot of other names we saw (and will see). Maybe there is a secret, behind it. Maybe it is a secret code. And maybe there are Flatland references everywhere.

Well, I hope this chapter left you with a lot of questions! We are just at the beginning, so there is still a lot of stuff that should happen, before the end. It will be a long journey, I hope you will enjoy it

Chapter 2: ACT I - Two

Chapter Text

ACT I - KRYPTOS

CHAPTER 2

 

The pub lights emphasized the contrast between white documents and black engravings that covered the pages. The chatter of other customers surrounded him, creating a protective bubble in which he could think in peace, isolated from the outside world. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw two Shapes walking past him, to reach one of the tables behind: judging by how quickly their extremities faded into the Fog, they had to be Squares or Triangles.

"The rest of the family isn’t Triangle enough for him!"

Kryptos focused back on the documents. The words of the Equilateral chased him, repeated in his mind over and over, obsessed him. A casual thought was enough to spark them, a small flame was enough to make them burn and wipe out every reason from his mind.

"Have you been waiting long?"

He looked up: Martin had just arrived, coat in one hand and briefcase in the other. He looked cheerful, despite the evident weariness in his eye.

"I kept myself busy," Kryptos replied, pointing to his part of the table that was covered with documents. "Did the trial last long?"

"More than I would’ve liked." Martin put his briefcase on the bench, threw his coat over it and sat down with a deep, satisfied sigh. "Judge Kohlz was presiding and you know what he’s like: if he doesn’t hear what all the attorneys have to say, he doesn't make any decisions." He clasped his hands and rose them over his top. "My fingers hurt from all the typing and I can’t even lift a pen anymore. Did you order anything?"

"No, I was waiting for you." Kryptos raised a hand and saw a Shape approaching: a closer look identified him as an Equilateral.

"Your order, sir?"

"Gin." He glanced at Martin. "Same for you?"

"Whiskey’s better." He lowered his arms.

"Gin and whiskey. They’ll come right away." The Equilateral moved to the next table.

"So," Martin asked, straightforwardly, "How are things?”

"Better than before," Kryptos replied. He held up a sheet. "At least now I have a case to think about."

"The mythomaniac one?" Martin leaned forward to read. "You know you need a real case, don’t you?"

"I know, but for now I have this... oh, thank you." Kryptos moved a couple of sheets away, to make room for the bartender who was coming back with their glasses. He placed them on the table and walked away.

"To this case, then," Martin replied cheerfully, raising his glass. Kryptos did the same. "Did you talk to him yesterday? How crazy is he?”

Kryptos took a sip, put his glass down and brought his gaze back to the papers.

"I don't know yet." He rubbed over his eye. "It's... I can't explain it, but he's different from all the other clients I've had. That’s why I want to understand this case a bit more.”

He moved a couple of papers from the left to the middle of the table and turned them to face Martin.

"The father has a shop in the city center and he’s an Exchanger," he explained. "He doesn’t sell fabrics or wood, but minerals and jewels."

"So the family’s quite wealthy."

"There’s more: the eldest son opened a branch, always with the name Yipnon, in Pelsir. It’s two hundred kilometers north from here," he added, after seeing Martin's perplexed expression. "He deals with exchanges of minerals and jewels too. He’s also married to a certified Line, daughter of Squares, who gave him a Square son."

"Oh, so they’re starting to rise in the social scale," Martin remarked, a positive surprise in his voice. "Good for them. Has the Board already certified the son’s regularity?"

"Looks like it." He passed another document to Martin. "Although he’s still one year old and the Board keeps monitoring him for any regressions."

He took two more papers and showed them to Martin as well.

"The mother is certified too," Kryptos continued. "She comes from a line of Equilateral for ten generations. While the two sisters..." He took a third document. "There’s not much to say about them: one is twenty-two years old and has been engaged with a Square for almost a year, while the other is twelve years old. And the last child is a three years old Equilateral.”

"In short, a very normal family," Martin summarized.

"So it seems." Kryptos flopped on the back of his bench. "But the third child is different." His hand reached another document and he showed it to Martin. "Twenty-one years old, perfectly Equilateral. Ready to take over his father’s business. He was considered a natural tradesman, at school: great charisma, excellent grades in mathematics and geometry, even if more than once he got in trouble for "a little too confident" behavior."

"What does that mean?" Martin asked, raising his eyebrow.

"Here’s an example." Kryptos pointed to the sheet. "At the age of thirteen, during a lesson with the Specimens to train in Sight Recognition, not only he was the first to recognize it, but he introduced himself to the Specimen and asked its name."

Martin opened his eye wide.

"Really?!"

"The teacher took him immediately out of the class and the principal spoke to him, but this kind of behavior kept occurring, over the years." Kryptos hid his mouth behind a hand. "According to the headmaster, it seems he justified his actions, by blaming some "temperature changes" to influence his Configuration and made him behave that way."

Martin narrowed his eye.

"Kryptos!"

"What?"

"Do you find it funny?!"

"Just a little bit, come on.” Kryptos lowered his hand again, revealing the smile he was trying to hide from him. “He's very confident."

"That’s for sure." Martin lowered his eye to the documents. "Intelligent and smug: a dangerous combination, especially among the lower Classes."

"Instead, it seems that he has always shown respectful behavior towards high-class Shapes," Kryptos replied, leaning his elbows on the table. “Maybe because he saw them as potential customers for business, but there’s no offense record towards Polygons in the police archives."

"I hoped I sowed some doubts, at least in that stupid Circle."

Well, almost none.

"So a clean family and a spotless record, except for some... how was it saying?, "a little too confident" behavior." Martin drummed his fingers on the table. "How did he become a mythomaniac?”

"I have no idea," Kryptos admitted. "The only thing I know is what’s written here: he’s been missing for a year and, when he came back, he was mad. The school knows nothing and there are no documents at the police department.”

"What about his family?"

Kryptos lowered his gaze.

“His parents wouldn’t even see me,” he revealed, while nervously playing with the corner of a paper. "When I went to visit them, this morning, it was the maid who opened the door and she asked me to leave them in peace because they didn't want to hear anything about that anymore."

"Oh." Martin picked up his whiskey. "Yikes."

"I don't have a family."

Kryptos rubbed his eye again. He remembered the Equilateral, alone in his cell, laughing hysterically.

"am the strange thing in my family!"

And it was true. He was a flame that burned bright and hard, he was a desert plant with blade-sharp leaves. And his eye kept looking at Kryptos, even through the walls of the penitentiary, fixed on him every time he sat down, ate, talked, thought: it was around him and in his mind.

Despite this, Kryptos still did not think the Equilateral was completely insane.

"Hey," he asked. "Do you know what three to the third power corresponds to in geometry?"

"Mh?" Martin lowered his glass and opened his eyelids. "You mean three squared."

"No, three to the third."

"Three to the third power... " Martin drummed his fingers on the table. "I don’t think it has a meaning. It's like dividing by zero."

"Yeah," Kryptos replied. He took his glass of gin. "I thought so."

The Equilateral sighed as if the answer existed. As if it was there, within hand’s reach, and Kryptos just had not been able to see it.

"I have a problem." He placed the empty glass on the table and moved the documents away from him, revealing six strips of paper hidden underneath: he pushed them toward Martin. "I have to make four identical equilateral triangles with these segments, by joining them only by their ends.”

"Are you playing with logical games for kids?" Martin joked.

"It’s more complicated than it seems."

"Hand it over." Martin took the paper strips and moved them on the table, trying to make the four triangles. He managed to make two, then two and a half. His eyebrow furrowed more and more with each failure.

"Oh damn, it seemed easy and now..." he rubbed his top, while still shifting the segments’ positions. "Where did you find this problem?"

"I ... read it in a book in my library," he lied.

"You’re right, it's way more complicated than it looks," Martin commented, his eye focused on the segments. "Are you sure there’s a solution?"

"Does it have a solution?”

“Of course it has.”

"Yes."

Martin shuffled the papers again and turned them to make the opposite ends touch: still only two triangles.

"It’s a good problem," he admitted, rubbing his eye. "I'm out of practice and very tired, so I give up for now." he pushed the paper strips back to Kryptos. “But when I’ll come this weekend, I will solve it, you’ll see."

"Will you also bring Ohixia and little Fil?"

"She went to visit her mother and took him with her." Martin raised his arms. “She also took two maids and I have only a servant left who cooks me dinner. I much prefer Lydya’s cooking."

Kryptos laughed.

"She’ll be happy to see you again."

"I hope so, I'm her favorite brother," he replied, with a wink. "And I'm looking forward to having a good time with Eddie."

"The same goes for him."

"Perfect." Martin took his coat and briefcase and dropped a couple of coins on the table. “Now excuse me, but I have to go home: I need to fix the transcripts for tomorrow's trial. It’ll be the second act of the Gelder case and it will begin at nine o'clock." he rolled his eye. “It’ll be a duel to the death."

"Try to walk out alive." Kryptos joked while gathering his documents that were scattered on the table. "I'll see you in two days."

Martin said goodbye and left quickly, still while putting his coat on. Kryptos looked back at his documents, slowly placed them inside his folder. His eye fell on the paper strips: making four equilateral triangles out of six identical segments. It did not have to be such a complicated problem. It was a Triangle who gave it to him and a Triangle could never be at the same level as a Square, no matter how brilliant he was.

And yet, the second he thought it, he knew that it was not true. That Triangle had been able to use Sight Recognition since the age of thirteen, although Equilaterals usually used the old method of feeling. He knew calculations, geometry and math. The school principal described him as "a remarkable Triangle, I had never met such a brilliant one.". He had a very high intelligence and that could also be the reason for his arrogance.

But madness? How did madness fit into that picture? What had that Triangle done, in a year, that made him change so much to call a Circle "stupid" and repeat that no one understood, because the answers were different? Answers to what? Why three to the third power? Why that problem with the segments?

 


 

 

Gretchen greeted him on the doorstep and helped him take off his coat. Kryptos let her do it and placed his folder with the documents on the trunk: enough thinking about the Equilateral, at least for that day. Tomorrow he would start with the problem he gave him.

He walked into the central room of the house and headed for the kitchen: Lydya was waving around the stove, wiggling her rear end. Her Peace Cry was reduced to a low murmur, just to warn maids or servants, who could have entered the kitchen, of her presence.

"Hi, honey," Kryptos greeted her.

"Darling!" Lydya turned and came to meet him, trilling with joy. Her eye shone as she reached him and tenderly caressed his side. "How was work today?"

"Long. It’s been a very long day." Kryptos sat at the table. "Is there still something for dinner?"

"Sure! But why did you come back so late?"

"I didn’t want to," he defended himself. "I met with Martin at the pub: he’ll come this weekend."

"I'll get the room ready right away!" Lydya placed a meat dish on the table and sat down next to him. "How are Ohixia and Fil? Are they good?"

“All good." Kryptos chewed and swallowed a piece of meat. "Where’s Eddie?"

"Papi!"

"Here you are!" Kryptos turned and reached out his hand: Eddie walked into the kitchen, still unstable on his little legs, and clung to his outstretched hand.

Laughing, Kryptos picked him up and put his son on his knees. Eddie swayed, chuckling, and raised his hands to feel his whole shape.

"What did you do today?" asked Kryptos. "Have you been good with mommy?"

"Good!" He replied. His voice was as thrilling as Lydya's and his pentagonal perimeter glowed white with every laugh.

Kryptos embraced his small shape with one hand, while he resumed eating with the other. Eddie's small, delicious perfection was a sight that made him stir inside every time: the five sides were regular to the millimeter, mouth and eye were in the same spot. He had taken neither his wrong inclination nor his organ defect. He was perfect.

"This little rascal did nothing but run all day!" Lydya poked Eddie with a finger, triggering soft giggles from him. "Gretchen, Eliza and I went nuts running after him. But then we put him down to read a little and now he can recognize up to the letter H."

"Haitch!" Eddie exclaimed, flapping both hands on Kryptos’ shape. He laughed again.

"Yes, that's right! Do we want to read a little bit together, this evening? Dad will show you many new letters."

"Yee!"

Lydya laughed.

"Do you want me to take him for a while, so you can eat?"

"No problem." Kryptos shifted to the side to bring a piece of meat in his mouth, away from Eddie’s reach. "I haven't seen him all day, I missed him."

Lydya giggled harder, her front end swaying sinuously. Her eye shone like all the dots of the sky and she was radiant like the first day they met.

"And I missed you too," he added.

She came over and stroked him with her eyelashes.

"I missed you too," she said, her voice the most loving trill ever. As quickly as she approached, she slipped away to wash the remaining dishes.

Kryptos finished eating and stood up, still holding Eddie in his arms.

"Let’s go to the library, young man." he turned to Lydya. "Do you want to come too?"

"Oh, yes!" Lydya quickly reached them. "I've almost finished knitting a pair of socks for Eddie. I would like to combine them with a little scarf, to keep him from getting cold this winter."

"He can’t go out yet, the Board has been clear."

"I know, but can’t he stay in the garden, at least?" she asked. " He will take some fresh air, just a tiny little bit."

Kryptos hesitated. The members of the Board had been clear: no contact with other Shapes, except family members and house servants. The child was still fragile and he could undergo some changes to his Configuration. But the garden had high hedges and a fence that hid the view from the outside: it was difficult that, sheltered back there, he would meet someone else.

"Fine, but just two minutes a day," he agreed. "Not one more. And hold him in your arms.”

"I'll do it!" Lydya stroked his side again with her eyelashes. Her whole shape was vibrating with joy. “Thank you, darling!"

His colleagues always said he should not have been so permissive with his wife. Women were like this: give them an inch and they will take a mile. Way better to be strict and inflexible, so they would know their place.

But every time he thought about that, he also remembered his last client, a Line accused of multiple homicides. According to the charge, one day she wiped out her whole family, went down the street and started to break all Shapes around, with no reason whatsoever. But when Kryptos spoke to her, asking the reason for her actions, it came out there was one. Between desperate sobs, she confessed her husband was a very strict Shape, that never granted her anything. So when her umpteenth request got denied, frustration and anger took over, she finally snapped and, overcome with fury, she carried out a massacre.

Kryptos turned to look at Lydya, at her bright eye and her hypnotic sway as she moved toward her favorite sewing chair. She looked like the most naive and harmless creature in the world, but she was also endowed with deadly edges she always had to wiggle, to avoid spearing someone by mistake. Maybe Lydya was too peaceful to let anger overcome her, as it had happened to his client, but always better to be safe than sorry: after all, meeting her demands and reaching a compromise did not mean allowing her to do everything. He was still the head of the family.

Besides, she was so charming. How could he say “no” to that eye?

Someone is still in the honeymoon phase, Martin would have said, laughing. And, who knows, maybe he was right.

The sofa was occupied by two children's books. Kryptos sat down and, with Eddie on his knees, took the nearest one. He opened it between them and led the fleeting attention of his son to the pages. Eddie blinked, chuckled and looked back at him, bringing his hands back to his shape to feel it.

"We’ll play later." Kryptos tapped him under the eye, a gesture that made him laugh. "First, let’s read together, shall we?"

"Haitch!"

"Exactly, let's start from there." Kryptos drew his attention to the book, pointing to the next letter. Eddie's little hands tapped the pages, one grabbed his finger with a chuckle. He was still so tiny, but his eye was wide and his round pupil was as expressive as his mother's. He would become a great doctor.

"He would have been a great tradesman."

The thought of the Equilateral lingered in his mind, it cast a shadow over the bright evening. Kryptos blinked, dispersed that thought, and turned his attention back to his son. He would have thought about the Equilateral the day after. For one evening, he could have waited.

Chapter 3: ACT I - Three

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT I - KRYPTOS

CHAPTER 3

 

No textbook presented the six segments problem. There were dozens of different problems with segments in his scholastic geometry book, but none of them was even close to the problem the Equilateral gave him. On the other hand, advanced geometry books proposed only problems with formulas and unknown numbers and not even a single mention of segments.

Kryptos lowered the umpteenth manual and sighed. The six strips of paper were arranged in front of him, six vertical white lines that stood out against the gray parquet of the library.

He left the book on the pile beside him and leaned his back against the edge of the sofa. The books made a semicircle around him: some were open to the pages with the most similar problems, others were closed and left on the side. There was only one problem similar enough, a problem that asked to make five triangles out of nine segments, a trick he remembered having solved several times as a child. There was also the other problem, that asked to make five squares with six segments: both problems were based on tricks of perception, created to refine lateral thinking. They played on the fact that triangles and squares were not of the same size: that way, it was easy to create a larger triangle, insert a smaller one upside down and made all the necessary triangles. Or make a larger square, insert a cross inside and divide it into four, smaller squares.

"You have six equal segments, with the same length and width. Make four identical equilateral triangles, by joining them only by their ends.”

It was not a game of perception. Triangles had to be all the same and segments could only be joined by their ends. It was an impossible game.

"Does it have a solution?”

“Of course it has.”

Maybe it was just stupid to think so much about it. Maybe Judge Beckenrohe's report was right, and his client was just a mythomaniac who talked nonsense. Maybe Kryptos was the real idiot, looking for the solution to an impossible problem, just because he thought his client seemed sane.

If he was sane, why would the Circles put him in jail?

He blinked, dispelling that ridiculous thought. The problem was still before him, unsolvable. Perhaps Martin would be able to help him on the weekend.

The day after tomorrow.

Kryptos looked down at the paper strips. He could always go back to the penitentiary, instead of wasting time at home and asking for a clue from the Equilateral. If that problem could really be solved, he could give Kryptos some help. A little push in the right direction. Not to mention that Kryptos was still his court-appointed attorney and it was his duty to visit the accused anyway.

The haughty and aloof gaze of the Triangle reappeared before his eye and Kryptos frowned. Actually, he was ashamed to go back and ask for help. His client had given him that problem to test him: what kind of attorney would he prove himself to be, if he came back to ask for help? An attorney unable to solve a problem, here is what. And, if he could not solve a geometry problem, how could he be able to defend a Shape?

No, he would solve the problem and show his client that he was intelligent, reliable and ready to defend him in court with all his strength, whether he lost the case or not.

Animated by new energies, he stood up and ran to the entrance.

"Sir?" Gretchen called him.

"I'll be right back," he replied to the maid, as he put his coat on and took the keys. “I have to go to the library to get more books.”

 


 

"I can’t believe it! I’m being beaten by such an elementary problem!”

"I told you." Kryptos brought the glass to his mouth, to hide his smile. "This isn’t an easy problem."

Martin planted the elbows on his crossed legs and focused his attention back on the paper strips. Kryptos relaxed against the edge of the sofa and stretched his legs out in front of him. He was full from Lydya and Gretchen's delicious lunch and whiskey has made the library warmer and softer than usual. Eddie was crawling on the floor, muttering childish mumbles and repeating the letters he already learned. He stepped over his outstretched legs and headed for Martin.

"Don’t disturb your uncle, Eddie." Kryptos caught him and squeezed the small Pentagon against his shape. "He’s very busy with a problem."

“I’m pretty sure that, if Eddie comes here, he will solve it before me." Martin laughed, while still moving the strips on the floor. "How could this problem be so difficult? Are you really sure there’s a solution?"

"Of course it has."

"Yes."

"I think your dad’s making fun of me." Martin raised his gaze from the paper and held out his hands: Kryptos left Eddie and the child crawled up to his uncle, who lifted him. "Who's my favorite nephew? Who is he?"

"Me!"

"Yes, it’s you!" Martin laughed while putting him back down. "You and Fil will be two amazing doctors when you’ll grow up.” He tickled Eddie in the middle of his small shape and his nephew let out his small, delicious, thrilling laugh. "And their children will be Hexagons." He raised the eye to meet Kryptos’ gaze. "Members of the Aristocracy."

"I hope we'll still be alive to see them," Kryptos held out his glass.

"I hope that too." Martin raised his glass in a toast and they drank together. Eddie was quiet, too busy playing with the paper strips.

"You know what?" Martin said.

"What? That Fil could become Eddie's assistant when he’ll be a successful doctor?" Kryptos teased him.

"You wish," Martin chuckled, waving his glass: the whiskey swayed inside. "I was talking about this problem." a glance towards the paper strips. "I think I figured it out."

Kryptos lowered his glass and leaned forward.

"You solved it?"

Martin lifted a finger to eye level.

"Lateral thinking," he declared. "You don't have to use a known formula or rely on your knowledge. I bet the solution is in a formula or a little-known theory, hidden at the bottom of some books. You know about those corollaries, that are almost always ignored? I'm sure one of those will lead to the solution."

Kryptos straightened and blinked. Lateral thinking. Searching a little-known formula. It was quite possible: he found nothing by looking in common manuals, so the solution had to be in some particular book. A little-known one.

"I think you're right." He turned to look at him. "Martin, you're a genius."

Martin's eye bent into a satisfied smile.

"It was nothing, just a small intuition,” he replied.

"You should’ve been a lawyer."

"And deal with boring clients or find someone as Crewen as opposing counsel? No, thank you." He waved his glass again. "He turned the last trial into an apology about how much he’s the best attorney of the last ten years." Martin rolled his eye. "He was so repetitive, after a while I stopped typing and no one noticed those parts were missing when I reread the acts.”

"You would be a better lawyer than Crewen."

"You already are, so what are we talking about?" Martin tapped his glass against Kryptos’. "You just need a chance to prove it."

"Oh, come on." It was Kryptos’ turn to roll his eye. "Crewen never lost a case and everyone loves him."

"It’s easy to accept simple cases and win them, anybody can do it," Martin replied. “The difficult thing is accepting a case you cannot win and still find something to use, every small piece of evidence that can change the sentence, even the slightest. That, Crewen would never know how to do it." Martin leaned forward. "Do you remember the case of the killer Line, don’t you? They wanted an execution, by shattering her: but, thanks to you, the judge decided on a life sentence and she’s still alive in prison. And what about that Irregular? Instead of shattering him, you managed to get him sent to the psychiatric hospital. You saved them both."

"Yes, I guess it’s true," Kryptos agreed. "But... you know, it never seems enough for me. I always think I could gain more. I could... I don't know, get them out, maybe. Keeping them under surveillance, of course, but maybe... maybe free.”

"Hey now, slow down. You’re a great lawyer, but you can't be a doctor too." Martin laughed. "You couldn't perform surgery on the Line to make her ends less dangerous, nor re-shape the Irregular to make his sides equal. Lines are Lines and Irregulars... well, yours is still in the hospital, as far as I know, so at least he’s receiving some medical care. In any case, I don’t think he’s having a bad time.”

"I’ve no idea," Kryptos admitted. "I never saw him again, after the case."

"He'll be fine," Martin replied, raising his glass. "At least, he's still alive. Better than being dead."

"You’re right," Kryptos agreed and they drank again.

 


 

 

An unknown formula, a very specific corollary, a little-known theory. Books were all over the ground and around him, the library shelves emptied little by little. Kryptos rubbed his eye: since he did not know exactly what he was looking for, he was reading everything. But reading everything meant being slower. How long would take him to find the solution? How many books he still had to search? Was the solution hidden in one of his books, or did he have to check every single book in the central library?

Kryptos blinked several times, trying to disperse that thought and focused his attention back on the book he was holding. It was one of his manuals from school, opened at the pages that explained the area and perimeter of Equilateral Triangles. Those were all information he already knew, no corollary was bringing him closer to the solution of the six segments problem.

Lateral thinking. Think laterally. He could not make the four triangles in a common way or by using the usual geometric formulas. He could not bend the segments nor break them. They could only touch by their ends. Was there any feature of the Shapes’ ends he did not know about?

"Darling, do you want some tea?"

Lydya's voice reached him from the other side of the library. Even without seeing her, he could picture her figure swaying in the doorway, looking at him with her bright eye.

"I’d love some, thank you," he replied.

"It’s coming!" She trilled. He heard her going away, her Peace Cry that became lower and lower. He could see his wife walking into the kitchen, reaching the stove, taking the tea leaves and putting them in infusion. Maybe Eliza would walk into the kitchen with Eddie and he would stretch his arms towards his mom. He was still too young to use Sight Recognition, but he could already recognize his mother from the maids. According to the doctor, he recognizes her brightness.

Kryptos turned the page. Funny, he had no idea children could do it. He did not remember having done something similar when he was little. For him, brightness had always been the same for all Shapes: it was just here, it did not allow him to distinguish his mother from his father. But maybe it was because of his appearance...

Wait.

He quickly flipped through pages, until he came back to the beginning of the book, his eye searched through the first sentences.

Shapes have many features, but three are the most important: breadth, length and brightness. But while the third one is measurable only with the eye and the art of Recognition, the first two features can be calculated by concrete formulas, which will be used in this volume".

Kryptos tossed the book to the ground and took a different one, a book about history. He turned the pages until he reached the chapter he was looking for.

"The Art of Sight Recognition has been developed over the centuries, by taking advantage of the eye’s innate ability to recognize a Shape by the variation of its brightness. This feature is inherent in each Shape and corresponds to a microscopic thickness of light that determines a Shape’s existence. Without brightness, there would not be any Lines, Triangles, or Polygons."

The book slipped from his hands and fell to the ground. Kryptos turned his back to the bookcase, fell to his knees and started to move the paper strips, his brow furrowed by the effort of concentration. He could feel the gears fit together, the pieces coming together, little by little, the book’s words that acted as a lubricant.

Kryptos jumped up and ran out of the library. Dom was in the hall, sweeping the floor.

"Sir," he greeted him, "Are you leaving?"

"I have to." Kryptos grabbed his coat and half-tucked in. "See you later."

"Darling!" Lydya called him, from the corridor. "What about the tea...?”

“I'll drink it when I get back, now I have to go.” Kryptos came back to her, stroked her side with one hand and, with the other, he grabbed the folder with the documents related to the Equilateral. With his coat still half-tucked in, he turned around, stormed out the door that Dom had opened for him and ran to the penitentiary.

 


 

 

The cell numbers flew in front of him, as fast as the thoughts that were flowing through his mind and the sound of his steps on the floor. Kryptos reached the door of cell 618 and turned back: the guard who escorted him was way behind and kept walking without hurry, slowly approaching him.

Kryptos tapped his foot, impatiently. The guard ignored him and, still very calmly, removed the bunch of keys from his belt and started to scroll them, one by one.

He wanted to scream. How much time did it take to find a damn key? If he had taken them from the guard’s hand and searched by himself, it would have taken him three seconds to find the right one.

Finally, the guard found the cell’s key, put it into the lock and opened the door. Before he could even try to throw a glance inside, Kryptos anticipated him and slipped into the cell.

Lelx Yipnon was waiting for him, seated on the bed like the first time they met, with one arm resting on the knee and the other leg dangling. His brilliant, arrogant and intense eye focused on Kryptos as soon as he saw him enter.

The door closed behind him and Kryptos threw out his answer in one breath.

"The solution is in the brightness."

The Equilateral looked at him in silence.

"I don't know how," Kryptos continued, dropping the folder on the floor. "I don't know what this solution brings to. I don't know what it creates. But I know brightness is involved."

Silence fell between them, spread around his words. Kryptos held the Triangle's gaze, his hands closed in two fists. That was the solution, he was sure of it. It could not be anything else.

Lelx Yipnon lowered his eyelids, lifted them and bent his eye into a sharp smile. Then, he raised one hand and indicated the other side of the bed, inviting him to sit down for the first time.

Kryptos’ gaze went from him to his hand, to the bed. Slowly, he approached and sat down.

"If you want to listen, attorney," Lelx said, "I'll tell you everything."

 

 

END OF CHAPTER 3

END OF ACT I - KRYPTOS

Notes:

And with that, the first act reaches its conclusion. Do not worry, this act was just an introduction: we have a long journey ahead of us. Finally our client wants to talk. What will he tell? What will happen? We can just wait and see. The second act will start in two weeks, be prepared ;)

Chapter 4: ACT II - Four

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 4

 

His father's grip around the wrist was strong enough to keep him from sneaking out, but not too tight to hurt. It was hilarious: even when he was angry, his father’s first thought was to not hurt his children, in order not to compromise his climb up the social scale.

His father slammed the door open, pushed him inside the bedroom and stood in front of him, with crossed arms and a stern look in his eye.

"Lelx."

"Dad," he replied, ironically.

"This is no time for joking," his father’s tone was stern. "What did I tell you?"

"I don't know what happened to me." Lelx lifted a hand to his eye and placed the back of the other on his top, a melodramatic gesture of excessive frailty. “It must be this sudden heat: it widened my Perimeter and the whole Configuration was affected. I really need to relax in the cool air of the store for a while, to feel better.”

His father kept looking at him, frowning.

"You can't leave a date whenever you’re bored," he said. "That’s not how it works."

"Oh, I certainly can!" Lelx replied. "Or do you want my Configuration to be affected?"

"Karella comes from a family of Squares, who have been regular for fifty-two generations."

"And she's a total idiot," Lelx concluded, crossing his arms, just like his father. "She didn't even know how to calculate the area of a Square! What should we’ve talked about?"

His father sighed. Here it is, one of his umpteenth, irritating sighs. As if he were the idiot.

"You can't talk about geometry with Women, Lelx, I already told you."

"Urgh, what should we talk about, then?" He snapped. "Sewing? Cooking? Cleaning? If you find me only stupid Women, of course I leave, when they don't know how to answer me!"

His father sighed again and loosened his crossed arms. He put his fingers together, trying to find the right words.

"Women are not as smart as we are,” he said, “And they cannot evolve: once Woman, always a Woman." He intertwined his fingers. "You should meet them halfway: you should talk about "love" and "duty". You should tell them your "hopes", talk about your "dreams" and listen to them. You must make them feel "special"."

"I can't make an ignorant feel special."

"Nor can you call her idiot and walk away," his father replied. "You're an adult now: you're twenty, you must find a wife."

"And why do I have to do all these things, while my sisters don’t?"

"I just told you: they’re Women, it’s different," his father answered. "You’re Equilateral and you must find a wife."

"And why should I?"

"Because it’s the task of every Equilateral: to get married and climb the social ladder, ascending to the Square’s class."

Here it was again, his father’s favorite theme. Lelx smiled: maybe he could have some fun.

"And why do I have to?"

"Because by rising in the social scale, with each generation, one day among your heirs there will be the future Head Circle."

"Why?"

"Because it’s the law of Nature: every child has one more side than the father," he answered, impatiently. "You know it."

"But why?"

"Because it’s a law of Nature and these are the laws."

"Why?"

"Because that's the way it is." His father pointed a finger at him. "And stop with the whys. They were acceptable when you were a small Triangle, but now you’re an adult and it’s not your job to ask all these questions."

"Why?"

His father gave him a dirty look.

"I’ve set another date for you tomorrow," he said, instead. “Either you properly behave, or you won't come to the shop anymore."

“Oh, dad, how can you do this to me?" he replied, lifting a hand over his eye again, with way too much emphasis. "You’re hurting my feelings."

"Stop talking like a Woman."

"But isn't that what you wanted?" he replied, amused. "That I talked about feelings and love? Well, then you need to know that I love being a merchant..."

His father rolled his eye.

"I love coming to the shop..."

His father huffed.

"And, if you won't let me come with you, you’ll make me suffer." He pressed both hands on the center of his shape. “And if you want me to stop," he added, in a more candid tone, "Let me come this afternoon."

His father crossed his arms.

"Absolutely not."

"But Delaw is coming!" He complained, letting his arms fall back. "With a glow point! It's worth hundreds of coins if it's as big as he said!" he joined his hands. "Let me come, let me negotiate! I'll get you that glow point for less than fifty coins!"

"You can't always have your way, Lelx."

"And you don't care about how my Configuration could be affected by that?"

"Your Configuration will be fine, while you think in your room.” His father opened the door. "I have to go. See you this evening."

"Come on, dad!" He complained again. "Do you really think that you’ll get anything useful from locking me up here?"

"Maybe not," his father admitted, "But it’ll have some sort of positive influence on you." He turned to look at him. “Tomorrow morning. Her name’s Syfel and she comes from a family of Equilateral Triangles, who have been regular for sixty generations. Think about what to say to her. You’re a great merchant, so finding the right words shouldn't be a problem for you.”

And, with that last warning, he went out and locked the door of his room.

Lelx let his arms fall to the sides and huffed while rolling his eye. Great, another boring date was set up for him. Couldn't his father just teach him the job? Did he really have to do that stupid social climbing? He would have remained in the Triangular class anyway, Square son or not, so what did it matter? And his children did not even exist, so he cared even less about them.

He chuckled, imagining his father’s shocked expression, if he had told him that. Actually, he should have done it: that would have been so fun! He could already see him stuttering in anger, looking for the right words not to offend him, while he asked his father why it was so important to think about his children and grandchildren: was not the first rule of a good merchant to pursue its interests and not others? He would have confused him so much, that his father would have given up after two "why?". It would have been hilarious.

He approached the desk, where it was the list of Women his father had given him. They were all indicated with a number and two sentences about their family tree and their regularity, up to the most distant generation. He flipped through the first page: nothing but names and families. That was so dumb, there was not even a mention of the educational level! Apparently, the most important thing for his father was kinship. Introducing Women that were complete, absolute idiots was fine, as long as, among their ancestors, there was a great regularity or even a Square. Urgh.

He remembered the Line from that morning. She looked just like all the others, with the same brightness, same eyelashes, same downcast eye and same back swaying in the same way. He had asked what her favorite subject was: a simple question, just to break the ice. But instead, she had started to shake, lowered her eye and had not answered. So he had tried again, with even simpler questions, just to make her say some damn thing. He even lowered himself to ask her about the measure of the angle of an Equilateral Triangle! Someone like, oh well, him, the Shape she was supposed to marry! Nothing: she had not uttered a single word and had kept shaking more and more violently.

After that, it was obvious he would have left! They had not talked about anything, she had just kept shaking the whole time! Why should he have stayed? To talk about love? To please his father and his obsession with social climbing? Well, his father should have to rely on his sisters. And Lelx was not the only son, there were still other two! One of them would have given him the Square nephew he wanted so much.

“They're Women, it’s different.”

He pouted. "They’re Women", what a poor excuse. He knew the truth: his sisters were just luckier than him. They were closer to their mother and she had never been too strict. I bet she doesn’t force them to attend hundreds of boring dates with dumb Squares. Surely they were playing, reading, sewing... or whatever they liked to do.

He put away the Women’s list and stretched his arm to take one of his geometry books from the shelf. At least his bravado had prevented him from attending other stupid dates, at least for that day. And now, just like his sisters, he could devote himself to something he liked.

Of course, he could have done something a lot funnier, if only his father had not been so boring. He squeezed the volume tightly between his fingers, imagining the smug expression of Delaw. That sucker. Last time, Lelx sold him a brooch for forty coins, while they had bought it for five. His father had looked at him with adoration. He was the best merchant and he knew damn well.

But now, because of his stupid stubbornness, his father had left him at home, instead of letting him make a great deal! Glow points were extremely rare and if Delaw truly had one as big as a finger, it was worth thousands of coins! But Delaw had no idea how worth it was, he was just a moron, easy prey to compliments: Lelx had just to tell him how regular he was, how perfect his sides were and how honored he was to do business with such a high-class Hexagon like him and Delaw would have sold him his own house for ten coins.

And my father doesn't let me make the deal, because of a stupid date!

Anger rose inside him. Curse the stupid dates and all the bloody rules! If his father had not been so obsessed with that idiocy of social climbing, he would not have been locked up in his room!

Lelx squeezed the book tighter and threw it against the opposite wall.

"Ouch!"

The book had not hit the wall, but it had struck someone else. Someone who had appeared from nowhere into his room and had let out that surprised yell.

Lelx stepped back until he reached the wall on the other side of the room. He glanced at the door: it was still locked. Yet the stranger was in front of him, popped out of nowhere without him even noticing. According to his view, the extremities of the figure gradually faded into the Fog: a Woman had no ends that faded in that way and it could not have been a Triangle like him, because its ends would have vanished in the Fog much faster.

It had to be someone with more sides, but who? A Hexagon? A Heptagon? An even higher-class Polygon? And how had it got into his room?

"Oh, hey," the stranger said, "Hello. Sorry, didn’t want to scare you.” He picked up the book and handed it to him. "It’s my fault: I showed up too suddenly, without announcing myself."

His tone was young, with a cheerful and lively inflection of his voice. Lelx approached and took the book.

"Is that something you do often?" he asked, ironically.

"Actually no." The stranger laughed. "Believe me or not, I ended up here by accident. Sorry if I disturbed you."

Lelx shrugged.

"I was just thinking that I can't go out. Nothing I can't do later."

"Why can't you go out?"

"Because I'm a dangerous guy," he answered. "I have a sense of humor. I know, I know, it's horrible. Boring people run away from me and they’re afraid to invoke my name, because they fear I can tell a funny joke. They called the Boredom Police to lock me up here and it was a hard fight, believe me.”

The stranger laughed again, heartily.

"You’re funny.” He leaned against the corner of the wall. "For which joke did they put you here?"

"It wasn't a joke," he replied, amused. "I said I was a magnet for people and that no prison would isolate me and, ta-dah!, I was right."

Another laugh.

"You’re not like the others."

"Of my family?" Lelx rolled his eye. "Yeah duh, my father is an agent of the Boredom Police and my mother is his echo, because she repeats everything he says."

"I mean in general," the stranger replied. "Compared to other Shapes. I come from far away and all those I've seen so far are very serious folks.”

"You should’ve come to me right away." Lelx shrugged. "I’d been your tour guide: the way it works here is that the most boring you are, the better. If you want to do something funny you can't, because the Boredom Police will come and preach to you. On the other hand, since everyone is so predictable, tricking them becomes child's play and, if you want to make a deal, you can do it."

"But, this time, it seems that you failed to trick the Boredom Police," the stranger joked.

"I’m just a little tired," he answered, waving a hand as if to disperse those words. "I’m back from a long meeting with a Line, an idiot like few others. The Boredom Police took me by surprise.”

"Were you making business?"

"Nah." Lelx rolled his eye. "It was all my father’s idea. He’s obsessed with social climbing. He thinks that, if he has a grandson Square, then he would become one too."

"And would you like to become a Square?"

"Are you kidding me? I like my shape." He put his hands on the sides. "I like being Equilateral. Squares are all lawyers or jurists! I like to be a merchant.”

"Do you like it?" the stranger asked, interested. In his voice, there was a surprised inflection.

"Yes," Lelx raised his arms, amused. “I bet you haven't heard many Shapes talking about things they like."

"None, to tell the truth."

"I already told you I'm funny, haven’t I?" He replied. "Other Shapes are afraid to use the terms of Women.”

"Of Women?"

"You know, all those words about love and feelings," he explained. "My father thinks I’m using them just to annoy him, but I like them. They’re words and all words are useful for making a point." He chuckled. "Although sometimes I do it on purpose - to talk like a Woman, I mean - just to see him react funnily. Once I used those words at school and the teacher took me to the principal, who gave me this endless lecture about how it wasn't good for me to use that kind of language and so on."

The stranger laughed.

"You don’t care very much about rules, mh?"

"Rules exist for someone to break them," Lelx replied. "If nobody does it, someone has to start."

"Someone like you?"

"I'm a funny guy: how can you have fun, if you don't do something out of the ordinary?"

"And what do you do for fun?"

"Oh, in general, I exasperate those around me," he answered, "Like when I talk about Polygon customers, calling them suckers. My father always reproaches me, because "it isn’t proper to call ‘sucker’ a member of the Aristocracy", not even when they’re stupid enough to buy twice the price or sell at the half. There was also that time I agreed with the wife of a Pentagon, who wanted to know more about her husband's work: hey, if she wanted to learn more, better for her! But my father replied that "these are not issues Woman should be interested in". In short, there are so many stupid rules, that any little thing is enough to break dozens of them.”

"You really don't like the rules."

"It's not that I don't like them," Lelx replied. "I don't understand why. Why are they like that? Why these are the rules and not others? Why are they called "rules"? Why can't they be changed? My father has never been able to explain it to me.”

"Is there any rule you accept as it is?"

"Geometry rules." Lelx raised his arms. "Although, when I solve a problem, I always try to find an alternative solution." He glanced toward the book. "But all problems follow already established patterns and you’re forced to use the same formula over and over."

"That’s why those are rules," the stranger joked. "To test them. And, if they can't solve problems anymore, they expire and stop being rules."

"It would be awesome to find a problem that makes one rule expire," Lelx replied. "I would rub it in my father’s eye. I would show him that even his precious rules can fail."

"So you like problems."

"Who doesn't?"

"And you’re good at solving them?"

"Try me," he challenged the other Shape.

The stranger seemed to think about it. Lelx waited, his whole shape trembling with excitement. He was locked in his room, with a stranger who had entered by magic, talking about rules and geometry problems. If his father had seen him, he would have fainted on the threshold.

"I have it," the stranger declared, with a cheerful tone. "You have six equal segments, with the same length and width. Make four identical equilateral triangles, by joining them only by their ends."

Lelx lifted a hand to his eye and frowned.

"I never heard of this problem before."

"I thought so," the stranger replied. "Do you want to try to solve it?"

A problem with segments, elementary geometry stuff. It would take him a couple of minutes.

Lelx took a sheet from the desk, split it into six segments and sat down cross-legged on the floor. On the other hand, the unknown Shape moved to sit on his bed.

"I'm making myself comfortable." he justified himself. There was still an amused tone in his voice. "It will take quite a while."

"Don't underestimate me, just because I'm a Triangle," Lelx replied, narrowing his eye in a sharp smile. “The last one who did it, paid fifty coins a watch worth ten.”

The stranger laughed again: a wide, jovial laugh.

"You’re not bad at all," he said. "But no, I'm not underestimating you for your Shape. I just know how difficult this problem is."

"This problem? With segments?" he replied, ironically, putting his attention on the last word.

"Don’t underestimate it," the stranger replied. "This problem’s not what it seems, either."

"Fair enough,” Lelx admitted. He looked down at the strips of paper and focused his attention on the problem. Six equal segments, joined by their ends make four equilateral triangles. How hard would it have been?

 


 

A lot. A whole lot.

Lelx joined the segments by the ends, he managed to make three triangles... but there were not enough paper strips to make the fourth. He dispersed them with his hand and tried a different approach. He turned the triangles upside down and tried to cheat, by folding a segment in half.

"No cheating," the stranger retorted. "They must be identical."

Lelx looked up at him skeptically.

"Has this problem a solution?"

"Of course it has."

He was serious, with no mocking tone in his voice. There was a solution and the stranger knew what it was. He was patiently waiting for Lelx to find it.

Think.

He tried to move the segments again, to join them by the sides: he managed to get two triangles and an open one. He tried again, stubbornly. The stranger sat in silence, patiently observing his attempts, without intervening.

It would have taken longer than expected.

 


 

Lelx lay down, stood up, rubbed his eye until he saw small bright spots. He took the math manual, consulted it, and threw it away.

He glanced at the stranger: he still sat on his bed, he kept following his attempts, patient and silent, without giving help nor commenting.

He had to be close. It was such a simple problem, so elementary in its formulation, how could it be so difficult to solve?

It's not what it seems.

It was a different, new problem that required lateral thinking. He did not have to use known formulas or think as usual. Lateral thinking. A different formula. A new perspective.

He scattered the segments on the floor and brought only three of them together, joining them to form an equilateral triangle. He stood up and walked around it, looking at one side at a time, stopping at every angle, following with his eye every line that made it, every detail of the surface, the thickness of each fragment...

"Brightness!"

His scream was so sudden that the stranger jumped. Lelx stood before him, exalted.

"Brightness!" he repeated, "The answer is brightness!"

"Excuse me?"

Lelx raised the triangle formed by three segments.

"If I extend into brightness, I'm sure I can do it!" he declared. "I have to extend into brightness to create four triangles!"

The stranger remained still, his breath suspended. Lelx was panting while holding the triangle up as if it were a trophy.

And then, the stranger laughed.

"I think I found the right guy."

Lelx dropped the triangle made of segments and took a step toward the stranger. His mind was spinning.

"Who are you?"

"It was about time you asked," the unknown Shape joked. "I am a messenger, who came here to look for an apostle to spread the Truth I’m carrying. If you accept to listen to me, I will talk to you about the Gospel of the Three Dimensions and I will explain what it really is the thing you call "brightness"."

Lelx’ eye widened.

"Three Dimensions?"

"Exactly," the stranger confirmed. "You only know breadth and length, but there’s a third Dimension, which you see without realizing it. You call it "brightness", but its real name is "height"."

"Height."

"Yes. And it’s infinitesimal, so your species is never aware of it. When you look at me, what do you see?"

"From here? A... a shiny, straight line, with the ends fading into the Fog."

"If you didn't see the brightness, would I still be here?"

"Well, no," Lelx replied, "You wouldn't exist."

"Therefore, brightness - or height, as everybody calls it - serves the same purpose of length and breadth: to determine the existence of a figure in space," the stranger explained. "Even if your height is infinitesimal, it exists and allows you to exist in your two-dimensional space."

"So height... is light? And how do you measure it?"

"It’s not light," he answered. "It extends, just like the other two Dimensions."

"But how?"

"You can't see it from your plane, but height extends above and below.”

"Above and below what?"

"Above your dimensional plane."

Lelx rubbed under his eye.

"You mean... northward?"

"Above," the stranger repeated. "Look at a paper strip. Imagine it's your whole world. Height - and Third Dimension - extend all around, above and below the strip."

"And why can't I see it?"

"Because you’re stuck in your dimensional plane."

"And you can see it?"

"Sure. I'm in it right now."

"But you’re also here."

"Because I have three Dimensions," the stranger replied as if it were obvious. "At the moment, you see only one section of me, the one that cut through your Dimension. The rest of me is outside, in the Third Dimension."

"Do you have three dimensions?" Lelx raised a hand. "Can I touch you?"

"Sure, go ahead."

Lelx reached out with a trembling hand. He took a step forward and put his fingertips on the stranger.

A touch was enough to make him shiver from top to base. He was used to feeling the ends of the Equilateral, the right angles of the Squares, the harmless ends of Pentagons and Hexagons. In every Shape, even in the most perfect Polygon, he would have always felt the very slight protrusions of angles.

But that stranger, who had appeared by magic in his room, talking about a Third Dimension that extended out of his world, had no angles. Lelx’ sensitive fingertips did not even notice the slightest trace of a tip, not even the most infinitesimal. Astonished, he walked the entire perimeter of the stranger, without ever taking his hand away and never feeling the touch of an angle.

He was touching the most perfect Circle he had ever seen.

"Who are you?" Lelx repeated, breathless.

"I am a Circle, made by several Circles one placed on the top of the other. In the Third Dimension, my shape is called Sphere and my name is Rìem."

A Sphere. A Circle made of multiple Circles. He still felt its perfect roundness on his fingers: nobody, not even the Chief Circle itself could have had such a perfect perimeter. Not to mention he had appeared in his room out of nowhere and had proposed him an impossible problem. The fact that he came from a Third Dimension outside his world became almost plausible.

"Nice to meet you." He held out his hand. "I am an Equilateral and my name is Lelx."

Rìem laughed and shook his hand.

"Nice to meet you too, Lelx."

Even his hand was strange: it was like a hand section. It was like holding a hand with the palm up. Lelx took a deep breath and exhaled, little by little.

"Woah," he commented, still dazed, " You really come from another Dimension. That, or you're the weirdest Circle I've ever seen," he added.

Rìem laughed again, heartily.

"I was lucky to find you," he said, "The last Shape I spoke with told me I was a thief, who came to steal from his house and destroy his sanity. Then he tried to stab me."

"Yeeesh." Lelx rearranged his bow tie. "Uhm, sorry for that. Do you want... can I offer you anything?"

"Don't worry," Rìem laughed. "Your curiosity is more than refreshing. I hoped there was still some Shape open-minded enough to accept the Gospel of the Three Dimensions. I’ve been looking for years, but no one had enough brain to understand. Except you.”

"I told you: I'm special." Lelx made him sit down on his bed and sat cross-legged on the ground in front of him. "Come on, tell me. I want to know everything about this Third Dimension."

"What do you want me to start with?"

"Uhmm... light!" he exclaimed. "Do you know where it comes from?"

"Of course: it comes from a great Sphere that revolves around our world. Can you see the stars from your world?"

“You mean the white dots in the sky?”

"They’re not small dots, quite the opposite! Stars are huge spheres that emit light: some emit more, others less.”

"So why do we see them as small dots from here?”

"Because they’re millions and billions of light years away," he answered. "Distance made them look small. If they were as close as our star, they could be even thousands of times bigger and their brightness millions of times more intense.”

"And how do they emit light?"

"Because of some chemical processes that take place in their cores," he explained. "Those processes light stars up, like giant fires that feed on themselves."

Lelx's eye was shining, his shape was trembling with excitement. Answers! Rìem had an answer to all his questions!

I want to know more.

"How do they feed on themselves?" He asked. "What chemical processes take place inside them? You said they revolve around us, but how do they do it? And... and how big are they? How do you measure them? How can they be so distant? How many are they, have you counted them? And what do you call them? Do they have names?"

"Easy, easy!" Rìem laughed again. "You have so many questions! A whole life won’t be enough to answer them all!"

"But I want to know!" Lelx insisted. "I even solved your impossible problem! Don't you think I deserve a prize?"

"A prize?" the Sphere seemed to consider it. "Let's see... what would you like?"

"Mmmh... I want to see something from the Third Dimension!" he exclaimed. “Is that possible?"

"In theory, even though I never tried... let me check." and Rìem shrank, his eye and hand sections disappeared, slipping out of existence. Lelx widened his eye so much it almost fell out of his socket.

As easily as he disappeared, Rìem reappeared, with his hand and eye section, slipping back into the room with the same fluidity.

"Oh my Circles, that’s the most incredible thing I've ever seen," Lelx muttered, with veneration.

"All right, I think I can do it," Rìem said. "So I ask you: instead of just seeing it, would you like to visit the Third Dimension?"

Lelx jumped to his feet.

"Can I visit it?!" his tone was ecstatic.

"Of course!" Rìem confirmed. "You can stay at my place. We should make some proper arrangements, but I don't think we’ll have too many problems. This way, I will have enough time to answer all your questions." he laughed again, "Or, most of them, at least.”

"Do it!" Lelx encouraged him. "Do it! Take me to the Third Dimension!"

"Wouldn't you like to talk to your parents first?"

"Do I look like someone, who still needs permission from mom and dad?" Lelx grabbed a part of Rìem's arm. "Show me everything."

The Sphere laughed again.

"Fine," he agreed. "I'll take you out of the Plane. I suggest you close your eye: it won’t be very pleasant.”

Lelx shut his eye tight, quivering with expectation.

And he felt like being torn.

 


 

It was unlike anything he ever felt before, the pain of a shattering was not even comparable. He felt like he was being torn in half, along the line of his brightness, his back left behind while his front surface was propelled upwards at tremendous speed, breaking layers of veils that held him back to life. His breath shattered, his inside swirled, he felt himself turning from inside out, he wanted to scream...

"You can look now."

Lelx reopened his eye and it was like being born again.

He was floating in a huge light gray space, without light or stars, that curved to infinity. And, in front of him, there was the Sphere.

He was twice his size and of a shade of white he had never seen. A tone that was other, that filled his sight and made his eye water.

"This is blue," he explained while bringing a hand to his perfect circularity, "It’s the color of the sky in the Third Dimension."

Rìem had two eyes, both half-closed in a friendly expression, and two black hands, identical to Lelx’, which supported him by the arms.

Lelx looked down and, beneath him, he saw a very long segment: it was made of hundreds of white, black and gray shades and its surface moved. He screamed, by recognizing his own room seen from above.

Not northwards. Above.

Rìem tightened his grip on him, preventing Lelx from falling back.

"That’s right," he said, with his calm voice, "That’s your Dimension."

"Woah," Lelx was panting and trembling with excitement, “Woah."

"Never experienced such a view, mh?" The Sphere joked. "Do you want to see more?"

Lelx brought his eye back to him.

"Can I?"

"Of course." Rìem released his arm and, by holding Lelx only by the hand, guided him higher. "Watch with me your Dimension from above and you’ll see what your eye has never been able to see, but only imagine."

Rìem pointed to the long segment in front of them.

"Look" he invited him. "This is the Plane."

And Lelx looked.

He watched his own house from above, his mother lulling his younger brother to sleep, his younger sister playing in the garden with another Line. He saw the neighbor working on his flowers, the neighbor’s wife wandering in the kitchen. He saw two Hexagons moving toward the city center. He saw his father in the shop, talking to a customer. He saw a Dodecagon in his study, with his wife whirling around him. He saw the inside of the Hall of the States, Circles talking to each other, accompanied by their Square secretaries. He saw Irregulars locked up in the state prisons.

Rìem accompanied him away from the city, towards the countryside, and Lelx kept seeing. He saw a woman kill her husband and run out of the house. He saw an Isosceles digging into the depths of the earth. He saw a Square picking flowers on the side of the street. He saw an Irregular refugee hidden in the woods, far from society. He saw rows of Isosceles marching in a military parade. He saw small Squares playing together in a field.

And the more he looked, the more he saw. The more he saw, the more he understood. The more he saw, the smaller his Dimension became.

Lelx turned to Rìem.

"Show me more," he asked, breathless. "Show me everything."

Rìem smiled at him and turned his back on the Second Dimension, pointing to the immensity that surrounded them.

"Come with me," he invited Lelx, “And I'll show you a world, which is broader and wider than you can ever imagine."

Notes:

The idea of glow points is not mine, but is taken from that amazing Flatland movie from 2007 (If you haven’t see it, go see it. It’s on Youtube and it’s adorable). In the movie they’re just small cute things, very rare. Here’s the same: small, cute, very rare things. Extremely rare. Like, how did you manage to find something similar. And also be careful MYGOSHBECAREFUL, those things are not toys, you have *no idea* what they are.
As I said, totally simple, small things.

So, that’s how it starts. If you read Flatland, congratulations, you probably already knew this was going to happen. If not, I am glad I surprised you. In any case, feel free to let me know your ideas.
This act is probably the best period of Lelx’ life, so the next chapter will have some joyful experiences, a lot of fun and Lelx’ most important discovery. On the side, some “Bloating Your Ego 101”, because CLEARLY the guy needs some more self-esteem, as if he didn’t have enough already.

Chapter 5: ACT II - Five

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 5

 

Rìem’s Dimension, the Solid, was only twice the size of the Plane: yet the irregular vastness of its hills, the distant peaks of the mountains and the alternation of houses made it seem boundless for Lelx’ eye that was accustomed to just two dimensions.

Height gave everything a greater depth, which was missing in his world. There were empty spaces among the houses and areas of nothing around the trees, where it was possible to walk, by moving in the free space below the intertwined branches. Such a movement was impossible in his dimension: he would have been stuck between the branches.

"Don't strain your eye too much," Rìem advised him. “You’re not yet used to a three-dimensional vision."

"And missing something like that? Are you kidding me?" Lelx continued to look around, his eye eagerly taking every detail of his surroundings. If Rìem had not kept holding his hand, he probably would have wandered lost around the entire Dimension.

Rìem led him into a garden and up the steps of an isolated mansion. The trees surrounded it and the front shone in a tone that was other, lightly whistling like the sound that reached them from hidden birds. He opened the door and stood aside, showing him the inside of the place.

"This is my home."

In three dimensions, his house was colossal. The depth and the intense sound of tones made his eye burn and Lelx was forced to close it, bringing his hands on the shape. Immediately, he felt Riem’s touch on his back.

"I told you to ease up," he said. "Come with me, I'll take you to a quieter place."

 


 

The library was a single shade, with few other tones to contrast it. Depth was less dizzying too, thanks to the semicircle made by the bookcases that blocked his view.

"Thank you."

"It's nothing." Rìem came up with a box and placed it on the table between them. From his chair, Lelx was too low to see, so he stood up and climbed on the table.

Rìem opened the box and pulled out something.

"Here it is," he said, placing a thing on the table. "This is the result of the problem I asked you: a solid made up of four identical, equilateral triangles. Now maybe you won't be able to see it well, but use your hands to help."

Lelx took the solid and passed his hands over each surface, touching its vertices, moving in more dimensions with trembling fingers.

"So, that’s the answer." His voice trembled with excitement. "Has it a name?"

"It's called Tetrahedron."

"It’s a strange name." His eye bent into a smile. "I like it."

"And this." Rìem took another solid from the box. "It’s made up of six Squares: it’s called Cube."

From the Cube, he moved on to the Pentahedron, from the Pentahedron to the Octahedron, from the Octahedron to the Icosahedron. Surfaces were called faces, vertices had more and more obtuse angles, increasingly tending towards the perfection of the Sphere. It was easier this way, to focus on a single solid at the time, on a single tone that trilled and played, which was sometimes rough and sometimes soft. The eye no longer burned and, indeed, focused on every detail of those new Shapes with reverence.

"And this,” Rìem said, while still taking out wonders from his box, "It’s a Pyramid."

Lelx's eye eagerly examined the shape of the new solid, his mind was already imagining all the geometric formulas hidden behind it. Oh, how wide was the geometry of the Three Dimensions, thanks to that wide range of new shapes! He counted three equilateral faces, traced the base with his fingers... and found four sides.

"Four Triangles and a Square?!" he commented, puzzled. He raised his eye on Rìem. "And that’s an existing Shape?"

"Of course. Even if, actually Pyramids are not part of the regular solids," Rìem told him. "But this isn’t a problem in our society. We don’t need precautions for them: although not as perfectly regular as Tetrahedrons, their behavior is impeccable. In our world it’s not what you look like that determines what you are, but your actions. Your behavior."

Lelx widened his eye.

"Not the Configuration?"

"No." Rìem gave him an amused look. "In fact, it doesn't matter to us at all. What matters is what you want to do, what you like. Your desires.”

Lelx laughed.

"Women have always been right!" he exclaimed, "And my father was wrong! Oh geez, tell me if that’s not crazy!"

Riem laughed and sat in the chair Lelx had left empty.

"There are families of Tetrahedrons who own millionaire businesses. One of the most important Cubes of our world is the Director of a television company - and, yes, I'll show you a television," he added, anticipating his request. He brought a hand on his Shape. "While my family has been visiting the Plane for generations, looking for an apostle who can spread the Gospel of the Three Dimensions."

"So there are Solids that are even more important than you?!"

"I told you." Rìem took another shape from the box. “This world is much larger and its rules much wider compared to yours."

Lelx took the new solid and passed it in his hands.

"Two Squares," he counted, “And four Rectangles, eight solid angles."

"A Parallelepiped," Rìem explained, "Made by the movement of a Rectangle in Space."

Lelx chuckled again. He felt drunk with all this knowledge that was falling on him and that he was literally touching.

"The movement of an Irregular in Space creates such regular shapes.”

"Do you understand now why it’s so foolish to punish Irregulars for their Configuration?" Rìem told him. "They are still Shapes of geometry. They’ll exist forever, so it's absurd to brand them as evil, just for their appearance. It’s not regularity that determines the Shape. Think about it: if that was true, you would’ve never agreed to come with me."

Lelx lowered his eye to the Parallelepiped. A non-regular solid, but still regular enough to live without disturbing anyone. The concept of Configuration was meaningless in that world.

"You know," he said, running a finger along one of the sides of the figure, "I think you're right.”

Rem's two eyes bent into a broad smile. Lelx looked up at him again.

"You got other solids for me?"

"Sure." Rìem shook the box and the objects inside clattered. "Cones, other Pyramids, and the whole race of Prisms."

"Go ahead." Lelx crossed his legs and held out his hands, ready to welcome the new solid. "I want to see them all."

 


 

It took another two hours for his eye to get used to the three-dimensional vision, and Rìem became hoarse from talking. He put the tea on and they drank it together, Lelx still sitting on the table. He liked there, surrounded by those solid figures that sang with their tones and repeated to him the few formulas that Rìem had shared, like a lullaby.

Volumes, bases, heights. Perimeter and area, endpoints of his geometry, became new starting points for the vast solid geometry. If the area of a Square was found by raising the side to the power of two, the volume was found by raising the side to the power of three. Everything went up a level, everything moved a step up.

And they had just started.

Rìem took a book as big as he was from his library and opened it on the table. Lelx reached him and leaned over, curious.

The white pages were covered with black marks. In the upper right, enclosed in a rectangle, there was an incredible assembly of other breath-taking tones, a roar of impossible sounds that made his eye and arms tremble.

"This is the way we write in the Third Dimension," Rìem explained. "I will teach you my alphabet and the Common one of the Multiverse. There are just a couple of different sounds, but nothing too complicated. You’ll easily remember.”

Lelx reached out and stroked the rectangle of shades, feeling its roughness and vibration.

"Do you want to start with colors first?" the Sphere asked.

"Colors?"

"That’s what they’re called and everyone has their name," Rìem explained. "I'll let you know all of them." He stood up and took a different book, covered with images, from the shelf.

"These," he explained while opening the book on the table, "Are photos of paintings. Look at the colors.”

Entranced by that incredible wonder, Lelx placed both hands on the pages and colors exploded, thundered around him, spoke to him, made his whole shape shake. One, in particular, resonated with the same shade he still felt lingering on his tongue: he touched it and the taste came back, stronger, enhanced by that marvelous symmetry.

"This is it!" He yelled, struck by that sensation.

"Excuse me?" Rìem asked, puzzled.

Lelx reached for the cup of tea, grabbed it and raised it toward Rìem’s eyes.

"It's the same!" He repeated. "The same taste!"

Rìem moved his gaze from the cup to him, as if he did not understand. What was so hard to understand? They were the same!

"This!" Lelx hit the book with his other hand, on the shade that tasted the same as the tea. "They’re the same thing!"

"Pink and tea are the same thing?" Rìem raised an eyebrow, perplexed.

"Yes," Lelx repeated, "They're the same, can't you hear it?"

Riem's eyes moved from the book to the cup, to him.

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"Although..." Lelx brought the cup close to the eye. "This smell is more like..." he turned to look at the book and, in the sea of vibrating tones, he found a stronger one. He pointed it out. "This."

Rie leaned forward to look.

"Blue has the same scent as honey?"

"Yes!" Lelx exclaimed. He was finally understanding! It was about time too, he was not saying anything complicated!

But Rìem kept looking between him and the two objects, even though his expression was more curious than perplexed. Then he stood up and went to the bookcase: he took a thin book from a shelf.

"What’s that?" Lelx asked, curious.

"Music," Rìem replied. "Oh, right, I forgot it doesn’t exist in the Plane. Then we can call them... pleasant sounds, yes."

He tilted the book and, from the inside, a black disk came out. Rìem laid it on a rectangular box, placed on a table in front of the window.

"Here in the Solid there are instruments that emit very harmonious sounds," he explained, fiddling with a metal arm, which ended with a needle. "I want you to hear one of them. Tell me what you feel."

The needle touched the disc, which began to rotate. Suddenly a sound came from the box, an harmony that spoke to him differently compared to tea and honey, an auditory wonder with a brand new vibration.

Lelx lowered his eyes to the book of pictures and, in the set of tones, he recognized the one that vibrated in the same way.

"This." He pointed it out. "This is it."

Rìem almost ran to him, grabbed the edge of the table and looked avidly.

"Green," he declared, breathless. He raised his eye to Lelx. "The color green and the sound of the violin are the same, for you?"

"Is this sound called "violin"?" Lelx half-closed his eye and let his hand pass over the picture, feeling its music. "And this one? What’s its name?"

Rìem ran back to the box with the disk and rotated a knob: the green sound faded and made room for another sound, which was linked to what he still felt lingering on his tongue.

"Pink!" he yelled, "It's pink!"

"Do you feel pink again?" Riem turned back to him. "With this sound?"

"Of course I feel it." Lelx stroked the page. "Even this smell is pink."

"What smell?"

"This book." Lelx rubbed his fingers against it. "Even if its smoothness has another shade."

"The... what?"

"This smoothness." Lelx ran his fingers over the page, rubbed them on the table. "This. It’s the same as this other shade here."

Rìem was furrowing his eyebrows, alternating his gaze from him to the book, to the table, as if he could not understand again. Lelx rolled his eye: why he did not understand? It was not so hard!

"Brown?" Rìem asked.

"This," Lelx repeated. He leaned toward Rìem, grabbed his hand and rubbed his fingers on the table, just like he did before. "This smooth. It's like brown."

Riem's eyes widened as they moved from the table to him.

"While this..." Lelx touched the edge of the book with the tip of the index finger. "The sharpness note resembles this other tone."

Rìem kept shifting his gaze, from him to the book, from him to the table, from him to the colors. His eyes were still wide open, Lelx could almost see his mind grind up the information he was giving him.

"So..." Rìem began, slowly. "The color pink tastes of tea, smells like paper and has the sound of the piano. While what is smooth is the same as the color brown and what is sharp is the same as purple.”

"Are those the names?" Lelx ran both hands over the photo of the painting: the colors kept whispering to him, transmitting different vibrations. The pink shone stronger than the others, enhanced by the music and the flavor that still lingered on his tongue. "I want to know all the others too. Are there any other?" He turned the page and held his breath, his eye widened by looking at a new color.

"Oooh, I like this one!" He said with enthusiasm, placing both hands on the new color. It burned the eye and sang unceasingly, his shade was made of wonderful music. The mere touch made Lelx’ arms tremble and the color pulled him nearer, wrapped him in its embrace.

"Do you like it?" Rìem repeated, his voice astonished and perplexed.

Lelx tried to reproduce the same sound, burst out laughing and tried again.

"It's like this," he said. "It's crunchy and... and something else. I don't remember now. I've tried it before." He stroked it again. "And it's like a second surface."

Rìem looked down.

"Yellow." He looked at him "Yellow is all of this?"

"Is it called yellow?" Lelx laughed. "It has a good name too!"

He looked up at Riem and saw the Sphere staring at him, his eyes bent into an even broader smile.

"I can't believe it.” His voice was overflowing with astonishment."I wouldn't believe it at all if I hadn’t you here in front of me.” He laughed, and even his laugh expressed the same disbelief.

"What are you talking about?"

"This!" He raised both hands towards him. "Your synesthesia!"

"My what?"

"Synesthesia," he repeated. "It’s the simultaneous activation of two different senses when placed in front of the same input. When you see pink, you don’t see only a color, but you also hear a sound." He laughed. "And, apparently, you perceive a taste, a smell and - I assume - a texture too, which we haven’t found yet." His voice was euphoric. "That’s crazy!"

"What's so strange about it?" Lelx shrugged. "You feel the same."

Rìem laughed again, even more ecstatic.

"Oh, I'd love to!" He replied. "But it’s not like that. Synesthesia is an extremely rare condition and very few creatures have it. I’ve never heard, in the whole Multiverse, of someone who was able to perceive more than three senses together." He laughed again. "Let alone five!”

Lelx lowered his eye to the picture of the painting, caressing its thundering colors. New music came out from the box, a melody made of overlapping sounds. The sounds made the colors flare up and shone stronger, vibrating in an unknown way. Lelx trembled from top to toe, with such violence that Rìem touched his arm and looked at him with wide eyes.

"What’s happening?"

Lelx looked at him and even Rìem's color exploded, shining and vibrating strongly that before, his edges became more vivid, the blue rekindled the taste of honey still dormant on his tongue, that connected to one of the sounds of that music and reminded him of other things, other sensations, other scents, other senses he had already tried and that overlapped together...

Rìem turned back, looked at the box of sounds and seemed to understand. He reached it in a hurry, raised its pointed arm and the music stopped, the colors subsided, the vibrations quieted. Lelx exhaled. He had not even realized he was holding his breath and suddenly he felt lighter, on the verge of fainting.

"Woah," he said, "Woah." He leaned against the book with one hand and brought the other to the top: his whole shape was tingling. "Play it again, I want to hear it another time."

"Take it easy." Rìem came back to him. "If your senses really respond altogether, one color at a time is already an all-encompassing experience and I don’t want you to collapse."

"I'm not collapsing," he insisted. "I'm fine!"

Rìem ignored him and rubbed under his eyes, thinking about something.

"We need to know what you’re reacting to: there are still so many things that don’t exist in the Plane and that you’ve never seen. I will try to let you know as many things as possible so that we could associate everything with each color."

He took another book from the shelves and replaced it with the one Lelx had before him.

"But first you must recognize the individual colors," he said. He opened the first page, entirely covered with a single, vibrating tone. "We’ll start from this. Then we’ll move on to a new one."

 


 

It was not just learning, not anymore.

There were sensations he had never felt, that he did not even think was possible to feel. Once he learned the names of each color, Rìem let him listen to music, a single musical instrument at a time. He showed him how they were made, he told him how they worked: how air passes through the holes of a flute, how the strings of a violin vibrated, how sound waves propagated in space. Answers to questions Lelx had always had, but that no teacher had ever managed to satisfy.

Rìem made a chart, dividing the five senses into columns. The first column was reserved for colors, the second was for sounds.

"And this?" He asked, referring to brown. "What does it sound like?"

Lelx laughed and pointed to the window. Rìem turned: in the silence, the room was filled with the soft tapping of the rain.

"I heard this sound for years and I never knew how to connect it to something." He crossed his legs. "Now I know it's brown."

Once they found all sounds, Rìem switched off the music and moved on to taste. The table was covered with drinks and all kinds of food: in some cases, food and color were out of tune, creating a contrast that made Lelx feel lightheaded and his shape tingle.

"What about this?" Rìem tapped on the chart: the box reserved for a yellow taste was still empty. "Is there any taste that’s at least close to it?"

Lelx kept turning his tea. With his other hand, he was stroking the yellow. The color vibrated with him, it sang on and inside him, brilliant with life. Lelx looked at the chart, at the boxes that he and Rìem were slowly filling. He had experienced an avalanche of new sensations, he was still experimenting with others. And they were only halfway. And who knows what else he still had to discover!

"You said it's crunchy, okay, but a taste? Don’t you feel anything you remember?"

Lelx looked at his spoon and stuffed it into his mouth, nibbling at the metal. The yellow exploded again, powerful and beautiful, making him laugh so hard he almost swallowed the whole spoon.

"What the...?!"

"This!" he yelled, shaking the spoon. "Metal!"

"Metal?" Rìem repeated, arching an eyebrow. "But it’s not a taste."

"Of course it is!" Lelx answered. "That's why it was so familiar!" He laughed again. "When I was a small Shape, I did nothing but bite all the cutlery I found!"

Rìem’s puzzled expression melted and he laughed with Lelx, with his genuine, cheerful laugh.

"It’s a miracle you’re still alive.” He took the marker and turned to the chart. "Fine, metal.”

Once they found all related tastes, Rìem moved on to touch. The table was cleared out of food and covered with all kinds of fabrics, things with the most different textures, some familiar, others unknown. Brown was smooth, red was as soft as silk, orange was cold and scaled.

"They always vibrated differently," Lelx said, while stroking the folds of the paper, wavy like green and pointy as purple. "And I didn't understand. But now I know what they are associated with."

The last sense was the smell. The table emptied and was filled again, this time with perfumes. Flasks and bottles of an infinite number of smells, some strong enough to fill the room, others so fleeting to be almost non-existent.

Lelx only identified mint.

"Is it possible that they’re not associated with anything?" Rìem tapped the marker under his eyes, looking for a solution. Lelx closed the umpteenth bottle and pushed it away.

"It tastes, it doesn't smell," he answered. "Those are flavors I’ve already tried."

Rìem snapped his fingers.

"What if..." he opened the window and invited Lelx to come closer. "Smell the rain. What do you feel?"

Lelx did it and the smell lit a color.

"You."

"Mh?"

Lelx touched his shape with a finger.

"Blue," he replied, "Dark blue, to be precise. But it's blue. If it were cooler," he added, pointing to the rain, "It would be the same as your blue."

Rìem took away all bottled perfumes and switched to something else. He lit the fireplace and made Lelx smell wood, gave him herbs and spices, held the window open to let him pick up smells from the outside. In a lemon, Lelx identified the sour scent of yellow. The damp wood was light blue, the warm was red.

"I found purple." he suddenly declared.

"Is this one?" Rìem gave a look at the tobacco box in his hand.

"No, that’s orange." Lelx closed the box and set it aside. "Purple has the smell of the wind. One day I was coming home and there was this incredible wind. It didn't feel like anything I had around, but it had its scent and it was so unique, that I couldn't associate it with anything. It stayed on me all night and I never understood." He looked at Rìem. "Until now."

Rìem wrote the last sensation and took a step back, to examine the complete chart. Each color had a corresponding sound, taste, texture and scent. It was absurd. It was wonderful.

The Sphere winced so suddenly that Lelx winced too. He clapped his hand on the top and laughed.

"We’ve forgotten the colors you've always seen!" he exclaimed, then turned to him. "Did you perceive different senses for white, black and gray too?"

"Of course," Lelx replied, crossing his legs. "I thought others felt them in the same way."

Rìem wrote the three colors at the bottom of the chart.

"What white sounds like?" He asked, curiously.

Lelx focused and recalled the whiteness of the walls of his old room. He blinked, then clicked his tongue.

"White is a slow breath," he answered. "It tastes of lemons and smells like soil." He raised a hand. "While the texture is hard. No, not really. It's gritty. " He looked at Rìem. "It’s as if you take a handful of snow in a fist."

Rìem wrote everything down.

"What about black?"

"Black’s like... like this sound here." And he pointed to the burning fireplace. "Small crackles. It has a grainy taste and, when you touch it, it flows. It's like a river of marbles.”

"River of marbles?" Rìem repeated. “Have you ever touched such a thing?"

"That's how I feel it," Lelx replied. "And yes, when I was a small Shape, I had a lot of marbles in a jar. Every time I put my hand inside, I felt the black.”

"And what’s its smell?"

"Embers." He turned towards the fireplace. "When the fire is already out and everything has been burned ."

"That’s great." was Rìem’s comment. His voice was ecstatic. "And what about gray?"

Lelx' smile faded. He looked away from the fire and down on himself, on his shape, gray just like all the inhabitants of the Plane.

"Gray is silence," his voice was serious. "It has no taste. It’s dry." Lelx rubbed his hands together. "And it has the same texture as rough bricks."

The marker stopped. Lelx looked up and saw Rìem backing away, looking at the chart, finally completed with all the basic colors. The Sphere’s arms were down to his sides and his wide eyes were mesmerized by that view.

"I still can't believe it," he murmured, in a tone full of reverence. "You really perceive everything with five senses together."

Rìem turned to him and examined his whole shape, from top to toe, with something similar to disbelieving adoration.

"I never thought there could be a creature in the Plane who was also a synesthete," he said, with that same incredulous tone. “And what a synesthete! Five senses that react together!" He put a hand over his eyes. "It's a true miracle I found you and managed to bring you here. This capacity of yours... " He burst out laughing. "I'm almost jealous: the world you perceive must be roaring.”

"You can get an idea," Lelx answered, with a sly tone. "You said that everyone has a slight form of synesthesia, including you."

"True". Rìem sat on the ground next to him, facing the fireplace. "But I don't think there is someone in the whole Multiverse who's able to feel what you feel." His two eyes shone with joy. "You are a special creature, Lelx."

Lelx looked down at his hands, turned his palms up. His whole shape trembled with excitement, awareness opened up inside him like a flower's corolla. He was the first Equilateral to visit the Third Dimension. He was the first Shape that learned to see deeply. The first to solve Rìem’s three-dimensional problem. The only synesthete of the Multiverse that could perceive everything with five senses together.

He was not different just in his Dimension. He was different compared to the whole Multiverse.

"You're right," he admitted. He looked up at Rìem. "Make me know more. I want to know everything."

 


 

Reading also turned out to be a multi-sensory experience.

Rìem showed him the alphabet of the Solid: as soon as Lelx laid his eye on the letters, they lit up in different colors and each color led to a music, a smell, a vibration. He touched them with reverence, caressed their textures, laughed in front of those new stimuli.

"Even these!" Rìem was smiling, elated as Lelx was. "Even letters!"

Some letters were sharp and crunchy, others curved and viscous. Rìem showed him the Common Alphabet of the Multiverse too and different letters stood out: C was smooth, R was blue and tasted like cotton candy, B rang, S was dark red and heavy. Combining them into words was like creating paintings, melodies, perfumes, delicious dishes. The word "Alfa" was heavy, red and white, with a hint of blue and a dry taste, as if he could break it in half and crunch it.

"Was it the same with the two-dimensional alphabet?" Rìem asked.

"It wasn't so intense." Lelx ran his finger over the letters, tracing them one by one. "Some letters stood out stronger than the others, especially F which is black, and I which is white. While the others all kind of look the same." He turned to look at Rìem and laughed, with bright eye. "Now, each of them has its recognizable appearance and it's amazing."

From letters, they moved to numbers and even calculations were chromatic beauty. If they were correct, development and result created harmony; if they were wrong, they created disharmony. He realized it, by deliberately messing up an addition: the harmony of tones and shades broke in the exact part where the mistake was. Once he corrected it, the harmony kept playing until the end.

He tried a different formula, by creating a different harmony. Rìem congratulated him: he had just found an alternative way to solve that problem.

"More," he asked Rìem. "Give me more."

The Sphere switched to other books, increasingly complex mathematics, and geometry manuals. He taught him theories, formulas, and developments. From math, he came back to music and pointed out the connections between the two arts. He showed him a television, other Shapes from the Solid speaking, and their dances.

"More."

He told him about their planet, their star, and all the others far away. He explained chemical formulas, talked about metals and how they reacted, phase changes, and color changes. He showed him other paintings, told him about their artists, perspective and vanishing points. He showed him the nuances, where colors met and created intermediate tones. He told him about the Solid’s society, the equality between all Shapes, of how they renounced war to grow and develop as a species.

It was so much, too much for a single life. But Lelx wanted all that the Third Dimension had to offer him. He was special. He was a complete synesthete. He was open-minded enough, to be able to absorb the knowledge of an entire world.

"I want more," he asked Rìem, the voice hoarse for too many questions, the eye burning from all the time spent comprehending every word, every image, every detail.

"That’s enough for today," Rìem said. "You need to rest."

 


 

"I want more," Lelx insisted, "I want to see more."

The Sphere smiled, looking at him with paternal affection.

“Take it easy," he said, "There’s time for everything."

"I want to see more things together," Lelx replied.

"It's still too early for that," Rìem answered in a mild voice. "Considering your peculiar synesthesia, it's better to take things slow. I don't want to risk overloading you, as happened the first time."

"But it was a long time ago!" Lelx retorted. "It's been a year now! I’ve learned to see in a three-dimensional way and I’m no longer overwhelmed by colors like before! I can handle all my senses together!"

Rìem turned around and went back to the library, searching for new volumes. Lelx passed the Sphere and stood in front of him, with arms crossed and fiery eye.

"I want to see other creatures too!" He insisted. "You said you can access the Multiverse, don't you? There’s going to be a safe place from which I can look at them!"

"You’ve already seen them on the TV."

"But I want to see them in person!"

Rìem sighed.

"It may be dangerous."

"More than getting out of my Dimension and coming here?" Lelx grabbed his arm and pulled Rìem to the side, away from the bookcase. "Come ooooon..."

Rìem managed to resist for half a second, before bursting into joyful laughter. He raised his other arm.

"All right, all right!" he surrendered, with an even brighter smile. "Give me a couple of days and I'll find the perfect place."

Notes:

Synesthesia is cool. But like, really cool. There are a lot of places on the internet where you can find extremely accurate explanations about it, so feel free to learn more. I will just try to tell you what it is in simple words.

Synesthesia is an involuntary activation of two sensory/cognitive pathway: that means when one sense is activated, another unrelated sense is activated at the same time. And THAT means synesthete can have incredibly cool experiences, like hearing music and simultaneously seeing swirls/burst of color. Or associate letters and numbers with specific colors. Some people can perceive texture in response to sight, hear sounds in response to smell or associate shapes with flavours. Some others can even feel a specific sensation on their bodies, while seeing a word! Those are all different types of synesthesia and there are A LOT more of them! Just think that there are people who can associate colours to every month and even see them all around their head, like a huge weel!

Of course those types of synesthesia are all different and even thought a person can have more types together, they can’t have all of them. In addition to that, synesthesia is quite rare (it affects a very small part of the population) and still we do not know a lot about this process. But even if only few people can experience it, everyone can actually have an idea about what synesthesia is! For example, try associating a number with a color or a color with a sensation: personally, I associate blue with roundness and yellow to pointy stuff. I’m sure you will find out there are some colours/numbers/letters/things you prefer to associate with some feelings/objects instead of others. THAT is a slightly form of synesthesia.

 

The idea of making Lelx a synesthete came out of the blue, but it worked from the first moment I thought about it. But what kind of synesthesia was the best for him? I could not manage to choose a specific type, so I decided to create a type of synestesia that made all of his senses react together. Every color is associated to a specific sound, taste, texture and smell. Just try to imagine how overhelming this experience must be, especially for someone who has only seen three colors for the most part of his life - and one of them was complete silence.

(And do not forget he never heard any music too. Yes, the Plane is just as boring as it seems)

So: the Third Dimension has a lot to offer and Lelx is doing his best to learn as much as possible in the short time of his lifespan. Will he succeed? What more will he learn? Considering that one sense at the time is already an all-encompassing experience, will he manage to handle all of his senses together? In the next chapter we will have the perfect place to look at people, a small prank and probably the most important scientific concept of the whole story - along with an extra video to help, because it’s cool but kinda complicated too.

See ya for now ;)

Chapter 6: ACT II - Six

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 6

 

The perfect place to look at people turned out to be a small station, from which portals opened to other areas of the Multiverse. There were five portals in total, each controlled by a tall creature, with one head, two arms and four legs. On the opposite side of the station, in the arrival area, new portals opened every minute, each in its safety capsule: the creatures who came out were checked and scanned, before passing through the station and reaching the departure area.

"Very few of them will stay here in the Solid," Rìem explained. "Usually they’re all passing by."

Lelx grabbed the railing with both hands and looked through the clear glass. They were in an elevated position, safely inside the station bar: there was no one there, except for the bartender - a bored Prism - and a couple of foreigners, who were just eating something before leaving. None of them had looked or paid attention to the two of them, either when they arrived, or when they sat down.

"It’s better if we keep a low profile," Rìem had told him. "I’m three-dimensional and I have no problem walking around here, but you’re two-dimensional: another creature might hit and break you, without even realizing it."

So they sat at the table closest to the edge, to let Lelx watch the creatures who filled the station.

"What about that one?" He asked, pointing to one creature.

"That’s a Crepacian," Rìem replied. "If I’m not mistaken, it comes from Dimension 30. They’re very tied to family and habits, so it’s quite rare for them to travel. This one must be here to visit some family member."

"And that one?"

"An inhabitant of Xila. Dimension 88." Rìem looked at the creature from head to toe. "Considering how he’s dressed, I think he’s ready for the hunting season. Maybe he’s going on X-233: it's the most famous Dimension for hunting, they usually all go there."

Lelx gathered the information, without taking his eyes off that sea of colors. There was perfection in the muttering of voices that reached him, in the movement of those creatures, in the sound of their steps, in their colors and shapes so different from his own. Some beings had only one arm, others two, three, five, or none. Some were made of one color, others had dozens on them. Some were regular, others seemed to be made up of different parts joined together. An armored being came out of a portal and two alarms started ringing, alerting the guards who forced him to come out of his armor: what came out of it was a thin, soggy being, which rolled up on itself while the security guards searched his armor. Some meters away, another being began to protest loudly, by using the Common Alphabet: he kept repeating, in an orange voice, that his baggage had been lost and that they had to help him because he had business to do.

A third being came from another portal. The creature was bright red with a very sweet taste and smelled of dry wood. He headed for the security checks and, with each step he took, the sound of the tuba accompanied him. The guards made him turn around, examining him from every side. Six faces, eight vertices, and twelve edges.

"A Cube," Lelx murmured. He was vibrating with excitement. A real Cube, not just a toy or an image on a TV screen!

"Yes." He heard a smile in Rìem’s voice. "He must be back from a concert tour."

Lelx turned to look at him.

"Do you know him?"

"I just assumed it from the suitcase," the Sphere replied, glancing in that direction. Lelx brought the eye back to the Cube. "That’s a guitar case.”

"Do you think he will play something?"

"Here?"

"He could skip the security checks," Lelx replied. "I would let him pass."

Riem giggled.

"I think I'll go for a coffee." A chair moved. "Do you want anything?"

"Whatever you want," Lelx replied, still following the Cube with his eye. "Three or more colors."

"Don't push your luck, now," he said, laughing. "You're stimulated enough." He gave him a pat on the arm. “I’ll be right back.”

"U-uh," Lelx answered, eye still focused on the Cube. His vibrant red was freed by the guards, who gave him the passport and let him pass: the Cube slipped the document back into his pocket and headed for the exit, swinging his guitar case at every step.

Lelx followed him until his red disappeared over the sliding doors. Only then he looked up and turned around: Rìem had moved away and was asking something to the bartender. In response, the Prism nodded and started to fumble around a coffee machine.

Silently, Lelx slid off the chair. He wanted to pull a small prank on Rìem: he would have come up behind him and patted him straight in the middle of his shape. That would have startled Rìem so much! Then, before the Sphere could tell him anything, he would climb over the counter and have a chat with the bartender. Who knows how many creatures he had seen, during his work! Well, now he could have added also a two-dimensional Triangle with hyper-developed synaesthesia.

Or…

He stopped halfway. Or he could pull out an even better prank. He could disappear for a while, go through a portal and come back. Oh, Rìem would have been scared to death! And then, once he was back, he would have told him that he was just downstairs, didn’t you see me?... but then, once back home, he would have told Rìem the truth: he was not just downstairs, but he had visited another Dimension!

He rushed to the stairs and ran down, one hand under his eye trying to hold back laughter. Rìem’s expression would have been priceless! He could already see the Sphere lashing out against him, insulting him for his idea and yelling for his sudden disappearance! But then Lelx would have told him everything and Rìem would have calmed down.

And then, admiration would have overcome anger. Lelx was not just special, he was not just a synaesthete, but he was also clever enough to visit a Dimension all alone. Take that, two-dimensionality!

Once he reached the lower floor, he ran towards the portals area. He did not have much time, Rìem must have already found out he was not there and Lelx wanted to see something, even just a glance of a Dimension, before coming back. Oh, and it would have been better, if he could found some kind of souvenir: a little thing to bring back to Rìem, as proof of his stunt and how exceptional he was.

I am unique. I am special.

He turned to the side and none of the guards noticed him, nor heard him as he passed them in small, quick steps. Chuckling to himself, Lelx looked at the portals that opened in front of him: they were all blue and smelled like summer rain. There was only one way to choose.

"Eeny meeny, miny... you!"

And, chuckling, he jumped into it.

 


 

He landed on one foot, lost his balance, and stumbled forward, ending up lying down on the ground. Lelx put his hands on both sides of the shape and managed to get himself up: it was not the landing he hoped for, but he had made it. He had passed a portal and he was all in one piece.

And nobody had caught him! He was really talented.

"Hey there…?"

Lelx blinked and looked around. The portal had led him into a room with silver and blue walls, full of shelves overflowing with books. A semicircular desk occupied the center of the room and, sitting behind the table, there was the creature who had spoken.

It was a giant, with a white coat and long blue hair that fell from its head. It had two eyes like Rìem, but also a nose and a mouth. Metal circles of singing silver trilled among the blue hair. The giant raised a hand and the same silver circles trilled around its fingers and wrist.

"I guess you're not Corey," the giant said. It had a Woman's voice, with an amused inflection. Its lips were also bent into a smile.

"No." Lelx stood up, dusted his arms, and performed an elegant bow. "I’m Lelx Yipnon, nice to meet you!"

The alien Woman stood up, walked around the desk, and crouched in front of him.

"Leban Rys, my pleasure," she answered. "But why are you here? Are you a researcher too?"

"Yes! " Lelx looked at her with shining eye. "Are you studying too?"

She smiled.

"Of course," she replied, "Otherwise I wouldn’t be the lead researcher."

Lelx widened his eye. Not only an intelligent Woman, but a Woman leading something? The Multiverse was really another thing, compared to the Plane!

"So you rule this place?"

"There are no rulers here,” she replied. "This is a Research Center: all those who want to deepen their studies about Dimensions and the structure of the Multiverse come here, work together and help to broaden the shared knowledge of the Center." She smiled again. “We’re waiting for Corey precisely for that reason: we want to read his theories on the Multiverse.”

"I have a better story!" he argued. "I moved from the Second to the Third Dimension!"

"Oh?" Leban touched his side with her fingertips. "So you're not a very thin Tetrahedron?"

"Not at all, I'm a Triangle!"

"A two-dimensional being." Her voice was full of curiosity, as she tilted her head and looked at him from top to toe. Lelx turned around, letting himself be admired.

"You don't see many like me, do you?" He put his hands on the sides. "I bet I’m the first you ever saw."

"You guessed right." She leaned forward. "Hey, would you like to help me with my research?"

"What research?"

Leban lent him a hand, palm upward, inviting him to climb on it.

"I'll show you." She led him to the table and brought him down on the desk. Lelx looked curiously at the sheets scattered all over the surface: calculations, graphics, patterns that sang with a spicy taste, their vivid scent that rose from black embers of written texts.

"I’m studying the Dimensions." Leban sat down and pulled the chair closer. She scrolled through the sheets and took one piece of paper covered with calculations. "Their number, nature and influence in the Multiverse."

"Number?" Lelx repeated. "There are just three Dimensions."

Leban laughed while pushing back the blue hairs from her front.

“There aren’t just three Dimensions," she answered, as if it were obvious, "There are ten."

"Ten?!"

Lelx’s eye widened in astonishment. He thought that was all, that the Multiverse was made of the same three Dimensions of the Solid! Rìem had never told him about Dimensions greater than the Third! And now, he found out there were ten!

"Yes," Leban replied, with a broad smile.

"And where are these other Dimensions?" Lelx leaned toward her, drawn like a magnet. "How are they made? What do they look like? How do you see them? Can they be visited?"

"One thing at a time." Leban took a clean sheet of paper and held up a pen. "Let's start from a point." And drew a dot on the surface of the sheet. "It has no Size, it has nothing. It's just a position in space."

From that point, Leban drew a line.

"First Dimension."

"The Line," Lelx replied. That was the name Rìem used when he revealed him about the Three Dimensions. "I visited it, once," he declared. "A terrible experience. Its inhabitants are even more close-minded and dense than the Plane’s."

"It has length, but no width or height." Leban drew a line, which branched from the first. "Second Dimension."

"The Plane," Lelx said. "It has length and width."

Leban translated the Square she had created, drawing a Cube.

"Third Dimension."

"Height, length, and width." Lelx sat down next to the sheet, curiously waiting to see how she would show him the Fourth Dimension.

Leban drew a line.

"Fourth Dimension." She smiled. "Time."

"Is time a Dimension?" Lelx raised his eyebrow.

"Of course," she answered. "Think of your life: you’re born, you grow up, you get older and you die. If you want to represent this life with a schematic representation, you will use a line that goes in one direction." She pointed her pen at him. "And it's not just for you: it's true for me, for all other creatures and this whole Universe: it also moves along a line, from its birth to its death."

From the line of the Fourth Dimension, Leban created a branch.

"Now, imagine you are in a Universe, that is born as a result of a huge explosion." She tapped the pen at the starting point of the line. "This Universe will also die with an explosion," she said while moving the pen along the line that represented the Fourth Dimension. “But let’s imagine you want to see a different end: you want to see this Universe die slowly. But you won’t find this kind of death in the Dimension you are in. That end is in a different Dimension." she traced the branch again. "The Universe that dies slowly exists in the Fifth Dimension. And, if you want to reach it, you should jump through the upper Dimension: the Sixth.”

"And what’s the Seventh, then? " Lelx asked, frowning.

Leban drew up a new point.

"Seventh Dimension," she said. "It includes all the possible deaths of the Universe."

Lelx put his hand on the paper.

"But now we’ve reached the end." He looked at Leban. "What's beyond that?"

The woman's smile widened.

"This point..." and she tapped the pen on the point she just drew. "It includes all the possible deaths of the Universe that is born as the result of an explosion." She moved the pen and drew another point. "While this point, in the Seventh Dimension, includes..."

"All the possible deaths of a Universe that’s born in a completely different way!" Lelx yelled, concluding the sentence for her. "A different infinity!"

"And these both exist in the Eighth Dimension..."

"And, if I wanted to jump from one Universe to the other, I’d have to move along the Ninth Dimension!" Lelx jumped up. "And then the Tenth Dimension includes everything: all the ramifications, of all the timelines, of all possible Universes!"

Leban smiled at him, a pleased expression brightened her front. Lelx swayed on his legs, his own words leaned on him, with all their weight. The awareness of how huge was what he had just said made his knees bend and he fell back on the table. His whole shape was beating, just for the effort to imagine the sheer size of it. He grabbed his top, trying to grasp that concept, to cling to it, to visualize something so vast.

Rìem had not told him anything about that. And, in his little world, they knew even less. He looked at the paper sheet, on which the different lines were traced: his world, the Plane, as Rìem called it, was even more microscopic, compared to that unimaginable immensity. Its scholars had no idea what there was beyond their flat boundaries.

"Ten Dimensions," he murmured. "It’s much, much broader and wider than I could ever imagine."

"It amazes me every time," Leban agreed. "The first time, I felt very, very small. But it’s also why I love doing research: even though I am way smaller than all of this, I can understand it and learn about it. And I think this theory gives a sense of everything... of this huge plan."

Lelx looked up at her, at that unknown creature with a wide, satisfied smile, who trilled of silver and smelled of blue. She was not afraid of limits but overcame them to know even more. She had explored the structure of the Multiverse, recognized its layers, and given them a name and a shape.

In his Dimension, Shapes didn't even know where the light came from.

"Doctor Leban."

Both the researcher and Lelx turned around: the door was open and, on the threshold, there was another figure, similar to Leban, but with tentacles instead of arms.

"Yes?"

"The analyzer in Sector Three," the newcomer said, with a deep voice, "It produced an answer. They’re just waiting for you to analyze it."

"I’m coming." Leban stood up and leaned back to look at Lelx. "I apologize, but they need me." She pointed to her desk. "In the meantime, get yourself comfortable: I'll be back in a couple of hours."

And, without adding anything else, the researcher went out. A white flourish of her coat, a slow breath broken by the closing of the gray door.

Lelx found himself alone, on his knees, on the Woman's desk. He stood up and looked again at the marks drawn by her pen on the paper. First, Second, Third Dimension. The Time Dimension. The dimensional jumps. The Tenth Dimension, the point that encompassed every possible infinity.

All those discoveries and had been done in one research center, one of probably billions of Centers scattered throughout the whole Multiverse! Who knows how much knowledge there was he had not found yet, how many other Dimensions, everything at one portal away! Maybe there was another Center just around the corner, even more advanced than that one!

A whooshing sound made him look up: a portal had just opened in the wall opposite the desk, a blue spiral with a sweet taste of honey. A soggy creature came out, made of a transparent orange, dotted with blue and red spots. Like Leban, he also wore a white coat, but it was stained with pink and green. His entire presence was an orchestra that resounded so loudly that Lelx did not catch what he had just said.

"What?" Lelx asked.

"Where’s Leban?" The being repeated, "And who are you?"

"Leban went to Sector Three," Lelx answered, pointing to the door. "The analyzer answered."

"They could’ve warned me, for Shalagh!" The creature swore as he ran out of the room, leaving behind colored dust that hovered in the air and fell back onto the ground.

Lelx watched the door close once more. A part of him wanted to follow that guy, go to Sector Three and see this famous analyzer. But the portal was still open and it called him, swirling tirelessly. He sighed: he had to go back home.

He took Leban's paper and folded it. He would take it to Rìem as a proof and Lelx would talk to him about the Ten Dimensions: the Sphere would have been astonished to see what he had managed to do, in half an hour, all alone.

Lelx slid down from the table and reached the portal.

Notes:

Leban’s idea about the nature of Ten Dimensions is directly taken from this amazing video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Gotl9vRGs

I enjoyed it too much to not use it. I have literally spent years watching it on 31st December, even showing it to other friends, just because it was too cool to not share XD

I tried my best to express this concept about visualizing ten Dimensions, but if there are still some doubts/questions, please ask and I will try to express it clearly. I know it may seem complicated to visualize it, we humans are not very good at visualizing something incredibly huge and that is so huge it takes some times, just only to let it sink. So don’t worry and feel free to ask.

(I also know this theory/visualization is different from the idea about higher Dimensions expressed in the string theory: basically, according to the string theory, there are higher Dimensions, yes, but they are incredibly small, smaller than a planck length (and that is stupidly small already) so we can’t experience them.
But this visualisation worked too well with the whole story, it was way cooler and it kinda makes sense, so I went for it :D)

As said again, please, if you have any questions about this, just ask. There’s a reason why this story is called “A Romance of Many Dimensions”, after all. And, well, that’s the main reason.

Stay tuned for the next chapter! In which we will have... the effect of a strong drug trip, more or less XD Oh, and some pink.

Bye! <3

Chapter 7: ACT II - Seven

Notes:

This chapter is dedicated to Thelema_Rhoias, because I am pretty sure everything here will resonate within him. You are the best, your support is amazing, our conversations are so inspiring and it is so pleasant to read your thoughts! It's an honor to be your friend <3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 7

 

As soon as he jumped out of the portal, Lelx found himself in the middle of a chaotic mess of voices.

Someone threw dust on him and he shielded his eye with both hands. The noise grew even stronger than before, towered over him.

"I've been gone for ten minutes!" He defended himself, his eyelids still tightened.

The voices were closer, but there was not the angry tone Lelx would have expected: on the contrary, the sounds were cheerful and there was... laughter?

Something made of a red consistency caressed him, delicate silk tickled his shape.

"Welcome to Roule!" A voice trilled.

“Welcome to the Celebration of Colors!” A new one announced.

"A little more back here!" A third one stepped in.

Yellow and blue voices sang around him, spicy like green, crackling like black. Lelx moved his arms away and carefully opened his eyelids: he was in a tent, surrounded by smiling figures. They were as tall as Leban, but instead of a white coat, they were covered with colors from top to toe. Lelx looked ecstatically at the being on his right: its tunic was a chaotic orchestra of red, orange, yellow, and blue.

All right, I'm not at the station. But this place looks awesome!

Another figure approached, holding a mirror in its hands. The creature knelt in front of him and turned the mirror so that Lelx could see himself.

And what he saw, left him speechless.

His shape was no longer gray and silent, but a symphony was playing on him. Blue, pink, green, orange, brown, yellow, all colors touched, intertwined their instruments, mixed flavors, and sounds. It was music he never heard, a chaotic text, a meal of overlapping foods. Lelx looked down at himself and pressed both hands on his surface: colors vibrated against his fingertips, their textures made his skin tingle. His knees buckled under the weight of that marvelous chaos, his arms trembled, words died on his tongue. Even his vision was blurred by the intensity of that orchestra.

“Do you like it?” Asked one of those creatures. Its voice was yellow, crisp, and gentle.

“Do you want some other color?”

That question woke him up from his trance: Lelx diverted his attention from the mirror and focused on the creature who had spoken.

"Do you have other colors?" He asked, his voice filled with wonder.

“As many as you want!”

Another creature bent down and put a mirror behind Lelx, to show him his back: it was as chaotic as the front, an orchestra that played a completely different song.

He looked at his front again and yes, it was missing something.

"Some more yellow," he demanded, tapping a finger on his surface. “Here.”

One of the creatures took some powder from a small pouch strapped around its waist and threw it at him: when Lelx opened his eye and the dust dispersed, there was a yellow stain on the bottom half of his shape. He touched the color with his fingers, feeling the familiar caress against the skin, and spread the yellow from one side to the other, in a long strip that resonated with the thunderous sound of the trumpet.

He smiled, ecstatic.

“Much better,” he approved. He put his hands on both sides. “Great job, guys!”

The creatures of that Dimension laughed with him.

“Now you can enter Roule!” The creature with the yellow voice invited him, one hand lifted towards the exit. “Go on the street and celebrate colors with all of us!”

Lelx did not wait for the creature to repeat its words: he ran to the exit, pulled the drape aside and drowned in the pure bliss of senses.

It was an endless road and every creature was a different melody, a mixture of essences that created a unique perfume, a dish with a new flavor, which was replaced at every step by a different dish, another music, a perfume never smelled.

A tunic touched him and its purple stung his arm. His feet played piano flowers. He stumbled forward and grabbed a red silk tunic, mint-scented powder rained down in front of him.

Everything was color. Everything was music. Everything was food. Everything was senses and dancing chaos.

Pepper laughs made him sneeze, sugar tunics filled his stomach. Sand and paper were under his knees and between his fingers.

“Come here and make some color!” A being of nuts and honey called him.

Lelx touched the yellow stone from the pile and yellow sang for him, sang as he crumbled it into a mortar. He rubbed the dust on his arms and the blanket covered the river of marbles on his skin, the metallic scent rose from the smell of embers.

I can create color.

Tobacco and mint dancers created spicy apples that made his tongue tingle. The yellow on his arms was more intense than all the other yellows that surrounded him, it made his head spin.

Everything is senses.

A blue creature mixed yellow, orange and green and created a thundering melody, so loud it pushed Lelx to the ground. He held out his hands, leaned toward the bowl and dipped his arm up to the elbow: yellow screamed around him, deafening, reverberating its music into his shape, through muscles and nerves, into the fibers of his skin.

Color dominated him, color was inside him, color was the music around, it was all the music, all the paintings, all the foods of the world.

"The world you perceive must be roaring."

No. It was not roaring. The world was pure chaos.

“Are you all right?”

The creature that had spoken ticked and played, it was smooth and fresh, it was so sweet to make Lelx lick his lips.

He laughed and his laughter was yellow, it was the same yellow that still covered his arms, it was all the trumpets that were singing around him.

“I feel colors!” he shouted out. “I don't just see them, but I hear their music! I feel their taste, their smell, and their texture! I can hear your whole world!

Piano dust played on him, on the flowers under his feet, on the creatures around him.

“You’re blessed!” The creature said. “You have the greatest gift!”

“The greatest gift!”

“Blessed!”

“Unique!”

Lelx swayed on the piano petals, grabbed a fistful of apples and walnuts and threw them into the crowd, spreading their scent.

"Blessed!"

The one and only in the Multiverse. The perfect synesthete.

He was in color and he was the color.

Violins and cellos played together, a concert of strings soon joined by the festive yellow of trumpets. The streets murmured in every color, the grainy dust did not contain white, but all other textures.

He fell back into the color and fresh rain fell around him. Creatures laughed, sour dust and cold dust filled his hands. His throat was dry as if he had been laughing for hours. His eye was wet as if he had been crying for hours. Maybe he had done both.

The world laughed around him, the sky played its melody, the dust swirled with tasty colors.

I am color.

And I've never been more alive.

He got his voice back and Lelx laughed, laughed with all his strength, laughed at the existence, laughed at the blood beating in his veins. He stood up and laughed, walked and laughed, laughed while diving among vibrant mint hurricanes, soft silk with a sweet taste, crunchy flowers, smells of rain that cooled him down.

"I'm alive!" He exclaimed inside him and the color exclaimed around him. "I'm alive!"

The world laughed with him, colors vibrated, creatures sang. Every step was life, explosion, food. He wanted to eat more, he wanted to smell more, he wanted to dance more, to look more, to touch more, to play more.

The river was a pentagram, the flowers were violin notes, piano keys, bell chimes, trumpet solos. His reflection was spirals of color, his edges were dust and chaos.

He was the color. He was the party.

His hand touched rough bricks made of the warm smell of wood. A sudden color hit him and Lelx spun around. Dust caressed him, its freshness lingered on him. He stumbled backward and fell on his back.

The light turned off, heat disappeared. The sky was no longer blue and full of colorful dust. There was no sky at all, let alone swirling colors. Lelx blinked, puzzled: above him, there was a black ceiling lit by a red light, which illuminated its rock ledges.

A cave?

Lelx tried to get up. His arms and legs ached as if he had been walking for hours. He felt lightheaded and dizzy at the same time as if all his internal organs had been turned inside out. His throat was dry, his eye was burning and, above all, he had no idea where he was. A moment before he was in a paradise of colors and senses, a moment later he was in a black cave barely illuminated by a light coming from behind him.

Did I jump through a portal without noticing?

Lelx propped on his elbows and, slowly, he managed to sit up. He turned toward the light and saw some black figures, sitting around a fire. In the background, the entrance of the cave was barely visible, filled with a deep, nocturnal blue.

No sign of Roule, no sign of the party. He must have ended up somewhere else.

"Hey," he called out. His voice was hoarse and he was out of breath: Lelx licked his lips and tried again. "What are you doing here?"

He tried to stand up and all his muscles protested. He tried to take a step anyway, but he swayed forward and clung to the wall just in time. A small chuckle escaped his lips: what an experience!

"You have to come with me, folks!" He insisted. "I've been in the most amazing place: there was so much color you can't even imagine. It's wonderful, believe me!"

The creatures did not answer him. Lelx took a few small steps toward them.

"You should come with me, you won't regret it at all," he said. His voice trailed off and he swallowed a couple of times, trying to get it back. "What are you doing?" He managed only to say, in a low murmur.

The closest creature turned to him and took off his hat. It was patched and worn, as black as the walls of the cave that surrounded them. Even his jacket was black and the being could have merged with the cave itself, if not for the blue of his eyes, punctuated by white stars: they looked like three-night skies, in which pupils were bigger stars of a deep, black light.

"Nice to meet you," he greeted him with a calm and gentle voice, slightly higher than the crackling of the fire. "I am Xerje. We were preparing ourselves for the sleep.”

Lelx could not stand up anymore, so he let himself sit on the ground, beside that creature. The others were as silent as shadows, too busy passing bowls around the fire to talk to him. Lelx leaned forward to look into the nearest bowl: he expected to find some color, but he only saw a bunch of black and round objects instead.

"What are those?" he said in a whisper.

"Part of the ritual."

"What’s a ritual?"

Xerje's long mouth curled into a smile.

"A plea," he explained. "A prayer addressed to the great Lord of the Multiverse, to thank him for protecting us during the day and to ask for his blessing during the night."

"Why? What are you doing?"

"Just rest," he replied, "But every sleep could be the last of this life and, if it is, we ask that it'll be pleasant and will let us slip into our next life without pain."

Lelx's eye widened.

"You live more lives?!"

"All the beings of the Multiverse live more than one life." Xerje took a bowl on his left and started to knead what was inside with two hands. With his other two hands, he took a long pipe and held it out to the creature on his left.

"And how do you know?" Lelx asked, "Can you see it somehow?"

"We can't see it, but we know it," he answered. "Death is never the end. After death, there's always a new beginning. Many of Lethel's species remember their previous life." He glanced at the creature on the other side of the fire: the being nodded and lowered its three eyes, focusing on the bowls in front of it.

"And you? Do you remember yours?"

"Unfortunately, no." Xerje smiled. "What about you?"

Lelx turned to look at the fire.

"I didn't even know there were more lives," he said. "I thought life was just one. That I only had one chance to do everything. And, in a way, it is, isn't it?" He raised his arms, still covered with color. "I have only one life, as Lelx, to do everything I want."

The creature on the left, handed the pipe back to Xerje, who took a puff out of it: a sweet smoke with a red scent rose around them.

"It’s the most wonderful aspect of our existence." Xerje passed the pipe to him. "Maybe we already met in a previous life, maybe we never met each other. But in this life, you and I are here."

Lelx accepted the pipe and took a puff: it was not just the scent being red, but also the taste. He passed the pipe to the creature on his right and turned to look at the fire. Red and black. It was a pleasure for his eye to focus on just two colors, after the colorful chaos of Roule. It was already burning less.

Xerje handed him a smooth, oval stone. It was of a deep red, a taste and smell much stronger than smoke.

"These are our companions," Xerje told him. "Signs of communion with everything. Stone, sand, wind, rain, sun: these elements surround us and live with us. They listen to us and accompany us throughout our entire existence. No creature of the Multiverse is ever truly alone."

Lelx ran his thumbs over the stone, caressing the soft, red surface.

"I thought every Shape was born alone and died alone."

"You can't be alone, if you’re part of everything." Xerje put his hand into the bowl in front of him, took a handful of gray powder, and threw it into the flames: the fire took on a softer tone, a pink scent of paper mixed with the warm fragrance of red.

The other creatures laid their stones around the fire and closed their eyes: Lelx did the same. It was new, that kind of atmosphere. A strange kind of calm. Peace was dull: but that peace loosened up his limbs, tired from the long party, soothed the burning sensation of his eye and made him relax, as if he was surrounded by trusted companions. It was like sitting on a large sofa, with a group of friends, waiting for another one to join them. He had never experienced something similar.

A low chant rose from the other side of the fire. Lelx lifted his eyelids: two of the creatures were singing in a tuba-like voice, blue and deep, swinging left and right. He looked at Xerje.

"It’s a song for the Lord of the Multiverse," he answered with that warm, full voice, "To celebrate him above any other God."

"What’s a God?"

"Do you live in a world without Gods?" Xerje smiled. "A wise world."

"My world is anything but wise."

The smile widened.

"A God is a superior being," He explained to Lelx. "He knows you in this life and recognizes you in all the others. He knows the answer to all the questions you can ever ask yourself. He watches over all the Universes at the same time and his mind is so vast he can understand everyone and feel pity for each one.”

"Why?"

Xerje threw more dust into the fire.

"Why?" he repeated. "Interesting question. Why is a God a God?" He looked at Lelx. "I think it’s because the Multiverse needs a hinge, around which to turn. So many Dimensions, so many creatures, need a fixed point in their journey. Without a point, without the Great Guardian, existence is nothing but chaos.”

The fire had completely lost the red scent and taken on the pink one, with a fresh tip of blue.

"And who’s this Great Guardian you worship?"

"He has many names." Xerje reached for the dust in his bowl and rubbed it between his fingers: some more fragments fell into the fire, lighting up small white lights in the heart’s flames. "But dimensional travelers like us address him with the name of Axolotl."

Even the fire’s heart was no longer red nor orange: currents of blue honey and pink tea met, wrapped in spirals and melted into each other. Looking closer, Lelx saw dots of white light shining in the center of those spirals. They reminded him of the glow points his father bought, so rare and so infinitely precious, made of a light that never faded.

"The Axolotl is above every God." Xerje kept talking. "His decision, above every decision. His power, above every other power.”

The glow points sailing in the pink currents grew larger and larger until they were no longer points. They became Circles and kept growing under his gaze, widening their area.

In the beginning, there was only length. Then width and height.

"The Axolotl listens and answers every question. He’s the protector of every traveler and the guardian of every lost creature. Today and forever, beyond the end of time.”

The white circles grew even larger, galaxies were born inside them, colors vibrated, creatures grew. They became Dimensions full of life and kept widening, moving along the line of the Fourth Dimension, expanding into the Fifth, and bending into the Sixth...

Someone grabbed his arm and Lelx blinked. He was too close to the fire, a hand raised to the bright flame. He stepped back and fell on the ground, next to Xerje. The creature was still holding his wrist: it must have been him to notice how close he was to the fire.

Lelx turned to look at him, panting: the creature's three eyes were peaceful, his gaze distant. Had he also seen what Lelx had seen? Was that a normal thing too? Or was it an oddity like synesthesia?

"If you’re out of answers and your hopes are gone, invoke the Axolotl and he will offer you a path," Xerje told him while looking beyond the flames. "He never leaves an unheard prayer."

"Has he answered yours?"

Xerje turned to look at him and smiled.

"He always does."

Lelx stayed in the cave until all the creatures curled up to sleep and everything left of the fire was black and pink embers. Only then, he stood up and went out to look for a new portal.

Notes:

Surely Lelx is having a lot of experiences, isn’t he? First some science, now too many colors all together and another new ideology! Gods, what a novelty! I wonder if all of this will have any influence on him...

 

Stay tuned for the next chapter, in which we will have a reference to “The event one billionth years prophesied”. Kudos to all the people who recognize the quote ;)

Chapter 8: ACT II - Eight

Notes:

Merry Christmas! I know it is a bit late, but consider this my belated Christmas gift. I hope you will like it!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 8

 

Once he passed the portal, Lelx found himself in a room again. However, that room was different from Leban’s silver and blue study in the Research Center; it rather looked like a large living room, dominated by ochre arpeggios.

Lelx lowered his eye: grains of pink and ochre mixed on the smooth floor, creating the illusion of a sandy beach. Up above, in front of him, two ochre curtains swayed, stirred by the breeze that was coming through the open window. The sky outside was filled with the orange vibrations of bells and birds of a thin black flew in groups. Night had not fallen yet in that place.

He turned to the right: rectangular tapestries were hanging on the walls, pink spots in the dominant ochre. The only other color, aside from pink and ochre, was the brown of a long table, light wood with a taste of sugar.

And sitting behind the table, a figure cloaked in purple was looking at him.

"Oh, hi!" Lelx brushed the colored dust from his arms. "I hadn't noticed you! Is this your house?"

The figure smiled, its seven eyes narrowed.

"Hello, Lelx Yipnon."

Lelx froze on the spot, caught off.

"You know me?"

"Not yet." The creature had a feminine, harmonious voice like the ochre that surrounded her. She raised a hand towards the chair in front of her, on the other side of the table. "Do you want to sit?"

Lelx approached the figure and saw a small ladder on the side of the chair. Even the chair itself had been adapted for his height: the seat was higher than Leban’s or Rìem’s chairs, perfect to let him reach the table.

That was odd. Either that lady had a chair like that for no apparent reason, or she knew he was coming and had prepared it specifically for him. But how could she know he was going to appear right there? Maybe she was from the Leban’s Research Center too and heard the researcher talk about him? But she did not look like a researcher at all: she did not even wear a white coat, only a purple hooded tunic. And she did not look like a friend of Rìem either.

"Do you want some tea?"

There were two cups on the table, next to a full tea set. The Woman in purple poured the tea into the two cups and pushed one toward Lelx. The cup had the same sand color that filled the room, while the tea inside was playing pink notes. Lelx took a sip and even the taste was pink.

He looked at the Woman again: a dark purple tunic, deep purple eyes, a delicate lilac skin. Three different horn tones which resonated with the same harmony. The tea sounded like an extra set of chords, an extension of that figure, a piano background.

The Woman smiled at him.

"This room must be relaxing for you, compared to the confusion you experience all the time."

Lelx raised an eyebrow.

"Do you know about my synesthesia?!"

"For many it would be a punishment, but for you it’s a gift," she answered. "To see a chaotic world."

"Of course it is," he replied. "It’s interesting and it makes everything funnier!" He brought the cup to the eye and took another sip. "This tea’s pretty good! Is there jasmine in, by chance?"

She gave him a bigger smile.

"Jasmine," she confirmed, "And a bit of ginger."

"I like it." Lelx looked around. "So is that your house?"

"Yes." The Woman turned towards the window. “Dimension 52. You’ve gone quite far, from where you started."

Lelx lowered his cup. The Woman turned to look at him again: she still had that kind and distant smile lingering on her face. Her voice did not express anger or reproach.

"Did you enjoy your travels?" She asked politely, instead.

"I’ve seen so much!" He exclaimed. "I’ve learned a lot about Dimensions! Did you know that there are ten of them? I had no idea, but I found this researcher who made me realize it and, wow, it was so... amazing! Then I was in this absurd, wonderful place, where everything was color, sound and fragrance."

"Roule’s Celebration of Colors."

"That's the one!" Lelx confirmed. "You should’ve been there, it was impressive. I’d never seen so many colors together and it was like... like hearing a hundred orchestras all at the same time! Seeing thousands of paintings! I walked on color, inside color and created it! Then, I still haven't figured out how, but I think I accidentally fell into a portal and found myself in this dark cave, at night, with these guys doing a ritual before sleeping." His eye shone. "It was... different. I had never seen a ritual before. I knew nothing about Gods or reincarnation."

The woman kept looking and listening to his words, with quiet interest. Lelx's eye moved behind her, lingering on the huge tapestries on the wall. All showed the same image: a creature of paper and tea, with thin legs, a long tail, and a large oval head, with strange feathered appendages that seemed to float right before him. In the depths of the creature’s little black eyes, Lelx thought he saw again the glow points widen and become Dimensions.

"Axolotl."

"Yes," the Woman answered.

Lelx flinched: he had not realized he talked out loud.

"You recognized him," she continued.

"Do you believe in him, too?"

She just gave him a mysterious smile. Then she raised her cup and took a sip of tea: Lelx did the same.

"You've seen a lot, in such a short time," the Woman spoke again.

"That's what I like to do." Lelx winked at her. "I love seeing new things. You would like it too if you didn't already have a nice, big house where you can do whatever you want and portals that open up in the living room."

"Even if you were in my place, you wouldn’t stay at home," she answered. "You are not made for just one place."

"Do you blame me?" Lelx shrugged, with his best sly smile. "I just want some freedom."

"You hate the cage," she replied, "But it’ll be in a cage, that you will spend most of your life."

"Pfff." Lelx rolled his eye. "After seeing all of this? Don't even think about it.”

"It won’t be a choice." The Woman raised the cup. " But one day you’ll get out of it and you will be similar to a God."

Lelx chuckled.

"Oh yeah?" He asked, interested.

"You will be able to do great things," she added in a serious voice, staring at him with all seven eyes. "You can change the Multiverse. And you will. You will bring your colors in the Third Dimension."

Lelx raised his eyebrow.

"And a star will be your key to enter it.”

The eyebrow rose even more.

"A star," he repeated.

The Woman in purple looked at him, without a smile, the cup of tea still in her hands. Lelx looked down at his cup, placed it on the saucer, and laughed.

"You're the strangest Woman I've met so far!" He exclaimed, "But you're funny! So, Miss Purple, what are you? Some kind of genius? Do you see the future? It seems that you already know everything about me, so let's talk a little about you."

She gave him that kind and distant smile again.

"I have a sad fate, Lelx Yipnon," she replied, modestly. "I am destined to be only an instrument in the hands of fate, to let the thread of time flow as it was established."

"Established by whom?"

"By the Guardian."

Lelx glanced at the Axolotl and brought his gaze back to her: the Woman was smiling.

“He’s the one who sets the rules?"

"And the fate of everyone."

Lelx raised his eyebrow, this time in a defiant tone.

"Mine too?"

"Even yours."

Her eyes were staring at him, intense and deep. Lelx shifted on the chair.

"Do you know my fate?"

The smile widened.

"I know you are destined to do great things," she said. "That mediocrity will never be part of you and that you don’t belong to your limited Universe." Her eyes cooled, they became icy purple blade tips. "In your future, there is creation and destruction. Thousands will know your name and will bow down to you. You will not die as a merchant in the Plane."

Lelx straightened up. That bud of awareness, born inside him during the days with Rìem, expanded and filled every part of him, making him feel full of life, of fire, of energy.

Unique in the whole Multiverse.

Destined for great things.

"I like the way you think."

"It’s not my thought." In the Woman's tone, Lelx felt a hint of sadness. "That’s what it will be."

The sound of swirling wind diverted his attention away from the Woman. Lelx turned and saw a portal appearing out of nowhere, a whirling blue in the peaceful melody.

"It looks like you have visitors."

"They’re not for me," she said.

Lelx turned, a question already on the tip of his tongue. Before he could give it a voice, two huge hands grabbed him, pulling him heavily off the chair. He did not even have time to talk, that the two newly arrived took him away.

 


 

Beyond the portal, there was not a room, nor a party, nor a cave.

There was a white space with invisible borders, sour on his tongue and with an earthy smell. And that infinite space was occupied by the biggest creature he had ever seen.

It was a giant with a huge pink head marked by a blue hourglass, two small eyes, one mouth, two plump arms and a pink bust, stuck in a semi-sphere made of gray metal. Its black eyes, squeezed in the giant head, were both pointed at him and both were half-closed in a frowned expression.

"LELX YIPNON," the giant thundered, with a deep voice, "YOU’VE BEEN GOING AROUND DIMENSIONS WITHOUT PERMISSION."

"Why, now I need a permit to go around?" Lelx asked. "I saw a lot of people and nobody had a permit!"

"TRUE, IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO HAVE A PERMIT," the giant creature admitted. He raised a huge finger and pointed it at him "BUT YOU NEEDED IT."

Lelx raised an eyebrow.

"Why?"

"BECAUSE YOU’RE TWO-DIMENSIONAL."

"Do you have something against my two-dimensionality?" Lelx turned to look at the two creatures who held him: they were two black-robed giants with the same pink skin as the huge creature. "Hey, what’s his problem? Of all the creatures I spoke to, no one misjudged me because I was two-dimensional! And nobody asked me about this permit!"

"DON’T START COMPLAINING TO ME!"

"Why?" Lelx asked. “Who are you?”

"I’M THE TIME BABY."

"Time Baby? So you’re a child?" Lelx arched his eyebrow again. "Look, kid, I may be small, but I'm much older than you, so I think you should stop bothering me."

Time Baby squinted his eyes, his cheeks turned bright red.

"DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"

"I'm bored." Lelx turned again to the two creatures who held him. "Hey, would you mind letting me go? I was chatting with a funny lady. By the way, it was very rude of you dragging me away from her living room: maybe she got offended..."

"YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO AROUND DIMENSIONS," the gigantic child thundered. " YOU BROKE A VERY SERIOUS RULE."

"Oh, come on!" Lelx rolled his eye. "What kind of rule is, "don't go around"? So everyone should be punished, because everyone goes around Dimensions! Including you, since I doubt this is YOUR Dimension!"

"Don't talk to Time Baby like that!" shouted out one of the guys that was holding him.

"I CAN GO EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I CONTROL TIME."

Lelx giggled. He looked at Time Baby from top to bottom.

"You?" he said with a mocking sneer.

"Lelx!"

The unexpected voice took both his and Time Baby's attention: everyone turned to the left, just in time to see Rìem emerge from a portal, accompanied by another one of those pink and black giants.

Riem ran to him, his arms outstretched.

"Oh, finally someone intelligent!" Lelx rolled his eye, relieved. "Tell him, I didn't do anything!"

Riem touched his arms, sides, hands, as if he was not sure Lelx was really there. He was trembling from head to toe and his eyes were wide with fear.

"Where were you?" Rìem’s voice was overflowing with concern. “I've been looking for you everywhere! I was terrified! We searched the whole station and you weren't anywhere! I was afraid you got shattered! I had to call the Time Police to find you!"

"It was just a small prank!" Lelx raised both hands in front of him. "I went through a portal and wanted to go back right away, I swear! But I took a different portal, that sent me to another place. Then I think I was a tiny bit overwhelmed by colors and I ended up somewhere else... anyway, I disappeared just for a couple of hours! No need to call the army!"

Rìem stared at him with wide eyes, shocked.

"A couple of hours?" He stuttered. “Lelx, you disappeared for two whole days! I panicked!"

"Oh." Lelx looked away, uncomfortable. "Uhm. So time doesn’t flow the same way from one Dimension to another..."

“THIS IS WHY YOUR PROTÉGÉ HAD TO STAY SAFE!" thundered the giant Time Baby.

"Forgive me, my Lord.” Rìem took a step forward and bowed to the gigantic baby. “Lelx didn't know about the rules. I take full responsibility for all the problems he caused."

"IT HAS BEEN VERY DANGEROUS TO LET A TWO-DIMENSIONAL BEING ROAM AROUND THE THIRD DIMENSION."

"I understand, my Lord," Rìem replied, with downcast eyes. "It’ll never happen again."

"YES, I REMEMBER HEARING THESE EXACT SAME WORDS," was the ironic reply. "YEAR ONE THOUSAND. YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER, IF I’M NOT WRONG. YOU SPHERES OF THE BERN FAMILY SEEM TO ENJOY PICKING UP CREATURES FROM YOUR MINOR DIMENSION, THOUGH.”

Rìem shifted awkwardly.

"HIS DIMENSION IS UNDER YOUR JURISDICTION AND IT’S YOUR DUTY TO SECURE IT," Time Baby continued. "NOT TO EXPOSE ITS DELICATE INHABITANTS TO THE RISKS OF THREE-DIMENSIONALITY."

"Wait, what?!" Lelx’ gaze shifted from the giant Time Baby to Rìem. "Is my Dimension under your jurisdiction?"

Riem did not answer, his eyes down on the ground. That silence pierced Lelx from side to side, awakening fiery anger inside him. He grabbed the Sphere’s arms and shook him.

"Answer me!"

"I should’ve told you right away, Lelx." Rìem raised his gaze: his eyes were wet with concern. "Your Dimension was born inside mine. We Shape from the Solid protect your world, because its structure is so delicate, that a single change of pressure would be enough to break it."

"AND YOU TWO-DIMENSIONAL CREATURES ARE AMONG THE MOST FRAGILE OF THE MULTIVERSE," added Time Baby. "THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE PROTECTED IN YOUR DIMENSION AND NOT ROAM AROUND WITHOUT CONTROL."

Rìem looked down again, embarrassed. Lelx felt the anger increase and he tugged at the arm of the Sphere again.

"So what am I?" he asked, bitter. "Your toy? A doll, to whom you could teach words? A way to entertain yourself, when you’re bored? Answer me!"

"Lelx..." Rìem sighed, raising his arms. "Please..."

"THAT’S ENOUGH," Time Baby intervened. "FOR THIS TIME, I’LL TURN A BLIND EYE TO ALL OF THIS." He pointed a finger at Lelx. "BUT HE HAS TO COME BACK TO HIS DIMENSION AND STAY IN."

"WHAT?!" Lelx yelled. "Don't even think about it! I'm not going anywhere!"

"Lelx, please," Rìem repeated. His eyes were full of sadness. “We both knew you couldn't stay here forever.”

Shock froze him on the spot, anger burned his insides.

"So your idea has always been this?" He asked, caught between fury and shock. "To show me all of this, then send me back to the gray where I lived?"

Rìem's eyes trembled. The words on the blackboard came back before their eyes. Gray: no sound, no taste, no smell. Only rough consistency.

The Sphere looked away, unable to bear Lelx’ gaze any longer. Anger took over again, it dispersed the shock, and Lelx shook the Sphere once more.

"Look at me!" He screamed. "You brought me here, you showed me all of this and now you want to send me home? Was that your idea?"

"Your shape’s too fragile!" Rìem snapped, with a broken voice. "You can't endure the three dimensions for too long! You've already been here for much more time than advised: another year and you could go blind! Or your shape could collapse under the weight of gravity!"

"But nothing happened!" Lelx yelled. "I'm fine! You don't know what could happen in a year! I’ve adapted well so far, my shape could do it too!"

"It has already happened!" Rìem trembled. "My great-great-great grandfather picked up a Square, who almost died because of gravity. And he was a Square, so he had a whole side on top, to distribute the gravitational weight." He raised a hand towards him. "You only have one angle!"

"So what?" Lelx snapped back. "Maybe it’ll work better! Maybe I'll handle it! You don’t know for sure, I’m the first Triangle you pick up!"

Rìem shut his eyes and shook his shape in denial.

"I won't put your life at risk just to find out."

A tremor ran through his shape, from top to toe. Rìem’s voice was iron, unmovable, the tone of a final decision. Lelx grabbed Rìem’s arms one more time.

"You can't send me home." Even the voice trembled and Lelx tightened his grip on the Sphere. "Don’t do it, Rìem. I exceeded your expectations. I'm special. I can do it."

He could not let Rìem go away. Rìem could not let him go away.

Riem looked at him, with sad resignation.

"I'm sorry, Lelx."

“I’M PROCEEDING.” Time Baby raised a hand.

A rush of panic filled his shape and Lelx fell to his knees, clinging to Rìem with all his strength, trying to overcome the screams that filled his mind, echoing around him, choking his own voice.

"Don't let him do it!" He screamed. "Don't lock me up again! You can't show me all of this and then send me home! I don’t want to go back home! I want to stay here! I WANT TO STAY HERE!”

Something wrapped around his shape and break him away from Rìem, with a tear that echoed within his shape and in his mind. He was thrown backwards, in the blinding white, breathing in his breaths.

He would be dead. But he could not die, not after seeing all of that. Not after listening, feeling, tasting, smelling. Not after taking the fruits of knowledge. He was too special, too different, too unique.

And then, all of a sudden, he was thrown down headlong, with so much strength to feel his skin being ripped off, to feel his eye as if it wanted to escape from its cavity. He closed his eyelids and tightened his arms against his shape, trying to scream in the scream of the fall, as the world rushed away from beneath him, from his hands, while everything broke, his shape broke, his mind broke.

When Lelx opened his eye, he was again a common Equilateral Triangle, lying on the ground in the gray of his room, under a gray ceiling, in a gray world.

And he screamed.

Notes:

I always asked myself why Bill said that line, at the end of Dipper and Mabel Vs the Future: “The event one billion years prophesized has finally come to pass!”.

The first time I heard it, I imagined we would have known more about that. Maybe that line was referring to someone/something/some event that would be crucial to Bill’s defeat.

But that line was not addressed anymore during Weirdmageddon and no one talked about it again. The Journal came out and no answer was given. Yes, it could have been all part of Modoc’s zodiac but... nah, it was waaaay to convenient to have the prophecy about Bill’s coming AND the way to defeat him in the same place.

Also, “one billion years prophesized”. Human history is not that long.

So I tried to find my own explanation and there it is. What better way to explain a prophecy, than by using an Oracle, a figure known for making prophecies? And not just an Oracle, but THE Oracle the Journal gave us, the one that has a great insight on Bill’s past and speaks about him without anger, but “with a calm, steely, clinical resolve”? I will admit it: her conversation with Lelx is the scene I wanted to write more than anything else, so I hope you liked it.

Speaking about this chapter some more, it seems like Lelx’ funny prank ended in the worst possible way. Bitter revelations and Time Baby’s decision made everything fall apart. And something is starting to break in his sanity.

In the next chapter we will answer to the crucial question: how this situation can get any worse? You know, just to start the new year with some joy and happiness :P

 

EDIT: After speaking with a friend, I noticed that maybe it was too complicated to find one reference. So I'm going to give a little help.
Rìem's name is not random. As you can see here, there is also his last name. Bern. Rìem Bern. If you put those words on Google, you will find a complete name. The complete name of a real person: a German guy, born in Breselenz, on September 17th 1826, who died in Selasca, on July 20th 1866.
I'm not saying anything else. Just go look at his discoveries and you will find out why his name was chosen for Rìem :D

Chapter 9: ACT II - Nine

Notes:

Happy New Year! Consider this my New Year’s gift :3 Please ignore that is full of sadness and misery: it's the thought that counts, isn't it? And we can’t have nice, happy things forever.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT II - RÌEM

CHAPTER 9

 

The first few hours were confusion and pain.

His mother rushed in first, slammed the door and jumped on him. She hugged him tightly, her tears running down his shape, screaming almost as much as he did.

"LELX! MY SON! MY DEAR! LELX!"

His father was the second to run in the room: he squeezed them both in a tight embrace, his tears mixed with his mother’s, wet on his shape.

"What happened to you? Where were you? We've been looking for you everywhere!"

"Lelx, where were you? I've been looking for you everywhere!"

The echo of Riem's words made him scream even louder, his hands pressed to the eye. It hurt, it hurt too much. He wanted to pull it out, he wanted to dig with his fingernails into his own shape and pull out the thing that was screaming and struggling inside.

There were no colors. There were no stars. There were no dimensions.

There was nothing.

"My dear, my child..."

"Don't worry, son, you're home now."

Behind his closed eyelids, Rìem looked away, indulging the sentence. Agreeing to send him back to the gray.

"HIS DIMENSION IS UNDER YOUR JURISDICTION."

“We both knew you couldn't stay here forever.”

He screamed louder, strong enough to pierce the flat surface of his world, enough for the whole Solid to hear him, for Rìem to hear him.

IT'S YOUR FAULT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! IT'S ONLY YOUR FAULT! YOU COULD’VE OPPOSED TO IT! YOU COULD’VE DONE ANYTHING! DON'T LET ME ROT HERE!

"It's all right, son."

"My dear…"

His parents' empty words were an endless dirge, his mother's tears were wet, a feeling he had never known how to name. But now he knew what name it had, now he knew what sound it had.

He had seen the Multiverse. He had touched, tasted, smelled, and listened to the Third Dimension singing for him. He had seen so much and there was even more to see. He still had unexplored worlds to visit. He still had hundreds of thousands of creatures to see and know! There were still thousands of colors to taste, of mathematical theories to discover! He still had to see the stars explode! He still had to join other parties! He still had to learn so many languages!

"Now you're home, you're safe."

"My sweetie, my child, my darling..."

The anger in the center of his shape rolled up on itself, wrapped around his organs, made him scream even louder, broke his mind into even smaller fragments. How dare they lock him up there! How dare they treat him like that!

I'M DIFFERENT! I’M SPECIAL! I'M UNIQUE!

Lelx screamed, screamed until he lost his voice and scratched all his shape until screams became hoarse shrieks. He pushed aside the opaque shapes of his parents, pushed away the shadows of their arms. Nothing was clear, everything was flat, everything hurt his eye and pierced his awakened senses. He pressed his hands on the eye and screamed again, with a faint breath left.

"IT HURTS!"

Once his breath was over, tears were all that was left.

 


 

He opened his eye again after years and prayed to be in the Third Dimension. But he was still in his gray room, trapped in his gray world.

He tried to scream, but he did not have any strength left. He lay on his bed, unable to move. His limbs were numb, his senses were dull. There were no stimuli, there was no news, there were no colors, there was nothing. It was gray. It was a cage.

"You hate the cage. But it will be in a cage, that you will spend most of your life."

Miss Purple had been right.

He looked to the left: his mother was dozing off in a chair next to his bed, her hand resting on Lelx's. He tried to slide his hand away from under her own and his mother winced, her eyelids lifted and her pupil pointed at him.

"Lelx." She immediately got up and approached. She raised a hand to stroke him over the eye. "How do you feel?"

Her voice was too high. Why did she always have to speak so loudly? Women did not need to raise their voices in the Multiverse. No use in doing it, when everyone else could see your extremities and no one risked getting pierced by them.

He looked at his mother. Her eye was sharp, wet, bright. The researcher Leban also had bright eyes, framed by blue hair. Miss Purple had an intense and piercing gaze, which could see beyond.

"You were always right," he said, in a faint voice.

His mother blinked, caught off guard.

"About what, darling?" She asked, gently stroking his shape.

"About behavior," he replied. "It’s not Configuration that determines an individual. His choices are."

His mother kept looking at him, blinking. Has she not heard? He has not got his voice back yet. Lelx tried to pull himself up, but his mother pushed him back down.

"No," he whispered, out of breath, "No.”

His mother had to understand. She had to understand that she was right. That they were all wrong there. That there was a colossal Dimension out there and seven more beyond that one.

"You have to rest, darling," she said to him instead, with a sweet, caring tone. "Try to sleep.”

 


 

When he opened his eyes again, he did not expect to see his sisters.

The younger one sat in a chair, her feet did not reach the ground. The elder was standing next to her and emitted a low Peace Cry. She was wearing a brooch: a beautifully detailed jewel, made of silent, tasteless gray.

"It would be more beautiful pink and green," he said.

His sister looked down at the brooch. Then she looked at him.

"What?"

"Your brooch.”

The little sister leaned forward to look. She was holding a triangle-shaped doll.

"And that would be nicer red."

The little sister looked at her toy, then moved on to look at him, at the older sister, and again at the doll.

"What’s "red"?"

"Red is a color," Lelx answered. "A color different from white, gray and black. It’s black, but more intense and vibrant. It's warm and soft, it fills your mouth. It has the texture of silk. And it has deep music."

His sisters looked at each other.

"What’s “music”?" asked the younger.

It was pointless speaking to her, she was too young to understand. Lelx shifted his gaze to his other sister.

"There’s so much to see, out of this Dimension," he said. “Math does not end with width and length. There is also height and, by extending in height, there are many other Shapes. Some are regular, but there are thousands of Irregular. I met a Sphere, which..."

His sister began to blink faster, she took a step back. Her eye showed only utter confusion.

"Wesqny." Lelx raised himself on one arm. "Math. Formulas. There aren’t just length and breadth. There’s also height. I can show it to you."

His sister still had that confused expression. All right, maybe the little one did not understand anything. But Wesqny was one year older than him, she could not fail to understand. There were Women in the Multiverse who understood everything right off the bat. And she was his sister, they shared the same blood! She could not be so stupid to not understand.

"Wesqny," he called her again, speaking as calmly as possible. "Everything’s fine. Follow my lead: a Triangle, extending in height, becomes a Tetrahedron. It is made by four Triangles, that together make one Shape. It’s the same for all Shapes. I know, because I've seen them. I saw their world and it's huge. There are thousands of places and things to see."

"Dad..." Wesqny called, with a trembling voice.

"This isn’t the only world," Lelx continued, "This is a microscopic world. A fragment. A Plane. There are worlds out there that are thousands of times bigger than ours."

"Dad…"

"We’re not the only existing creatures. There are creatures ten times bigger than us and much more intelligent."

"Da..."

Lelx grabbed her arm and stared into her eye. His sister, on the other hand, lowered her gaze to the ground.

"Look at me," he said. "Look at me. I met a Woman who ran an entire scientific research center. A Woman who studied the structure of the Multiverse. I saw Women and creatures dancing together and creating color." He touched her brooch. "Color that is not gray, white, or black, but is different. It’s more."

"Wesqny."

Lelx flinched and turned to the door: his father had just entered the room. Wesqny's arm slipped from his grip and, when Lelx turned to look at her, she had shifted aside and she had lowered her gaze again.

Irritation stung his shape. Why did she look down so much? What was so interesting about the ground? She had to look up at them. Leban had looked him straight in the eye. Miss Purple had never stopped watching him, from the first moment he had appeared in her living room.

"Lelx." His father approached. "You’re awake."

"Yes." Lelx sat down. "I need to talk to you."

Surely his father would understand. It was his father who taught him the first notions of mathematics when he was still a small Shape and it was always his father who instructed him on how to be a good merchant. His father was fond of his boring rules, but he was not dumb: in front of the incontrovertible truth of his facts, he would have understood everything.

"Of course," his father replied. The younger sister gave him her chair and his father moved it closer to the bed. Wesqny grabbed the little one’s hand and they left the room together.

"Hey, wai..." Lelx tried to speak.

"Is there a problem?" asked his father.

"Why are they leaving?" He asked, raising a hand towards the door. "They could’ve stayed."

"Women have other duties to attend to."

Irritation stung him again. What other duties could have been more interesting and important than what he had to say? His words would have changed the world!

His father sat down and Lelx focused on him.

"I’ve been away," he said. "In another Dimension, with a Sphere."

His father frowned.

"With who?"

"A Sphere." Lelx moved his hands in mid-air, trying to display its shape. "It’s a three-dimensional being, made of infinite Circles that develop in height. His name’s Rìem. He showed me his world, his writing, and his colors." He leaned towards his father. "Dad, colors. They’re the most wonderful thing ever." He raised his hands in front of him. "I found out I’m a synesthete. Do you remember when I was four and I told you that white was breathing too hard? I was feeling its sound and flavor. My senses were all reacting together. You can only see white, but I can feel its taste, sound, smell, and texture."

He spread his arms.

"And white’s not the only one!" He continued. "There are many other tones! Do you ever feel like the shop is too dull, always with the same shades of gray?" He laughed. "Imagine how it would be, with hundreds of thousands of different shades! All the things that we can sell! We would do the best deals! Wait, I think some color is still on me..." He looked at his shape, tried to look at the back, in the joints of arms and legs, behind the knees, between the fingers, at the corners...

"Lelx." His father interrupted his spasmodic search. "It's all right. You need to rest a little longer."

"I'm fine, I rested enough." Lelx lowered his legs and moved to get out of bed. His father stopped him.

"You’re still very tired," he insisted, in a gentle voice. "You’re still dreaming. You have to sleep."

"Dreaming?" Lelx looked his father straight in the eye, a terrible suspect making its way inside him. "Do you think I’m making this up?"

His father just looked at him, his hands still on Lelx’ arms.

"Get some rest," he insisted.

Irritation exploded, with a fiery blaze. Lelx grabbed his father's wrists.

"I’m not dreaming and I’m not making this up!" He insisted, louder. "You have to believe me... the paper!" He frantically felt his shape. "The paper with the Dimensions!"

No luck: the sheet he had taken from Leban's desk was gone. Heck, where could he have lost it? In Roule, amid all those colors? Or while he was being sent back into the Plane?

"Lelx..." his father tried again to stop him.

"Give me a sheet and a pen," he ordered instead, swatting away his hands. "I will prove to you that the Third Dimension exists!"

His father stared at him, with a worried expression. Then he sighed, got up, and went to the desk to get what he asked for.

"Now look," Lelx blurted out, snatching pen and paper from his hand. "This is a Sphere." He tried to draw it at best. "This is the formula for calculating the perimeter. And this..." he scribbled, “Is the formula for the volume. Since we’re talking about three dimensions, there’s no area, but volume. The same goes for the Triangles in the Third Dimension, called Tetrahedrons. And Squares in three dimensions, namely Cubes." He kept writing. "And these are all the relative formulas of perimeter and volume..."

The sheet was grabbed out of his fingers and his father folded it over and over again.

"Lelx, all of this is crazy." His eye was sad and tormented. "It doesn't make sense."

"It does!" He clung to his father’s arms. "Read! Look! They’re all correct formulas!"

"They don't make any sense..."

"They do!" he replied. "Read them again! Look at the formulas! Look at the drawings!"

"It's just scribbling."

"It's not!" he replied. "I’m just not good at drawing and it’s difficult to draw on a paper something that exists in three dimensions! But look closely and make an effort: if you do it, you can see them!"

His father put a hand on his arm.

"Get some rest, Lelx" he insisted. "When you’ll feel better, you can tell us where you've been and what happened to you."

"I just told you!"

"You’re very confused." his father made him lie down on the bed. "Try getting some sleep, okay? Your mother will come with dinner later."

"Dad, look at the formulas."

"Get some rest." his father left him on the bed and went to the door. On his way out, Lelx heard the sound of paper being torn into pieces.

 


 

As his father said, his mother came back with dinner. Once he would have been overjoyed to see her coming with a tray and letting him eat in bed: now dinner seemed only a dull, gray mix.

His mother stroked him over the eye again, fluffed his pillow, folded the sheets around his legs. Lelx kicked them away.

"I'm not sick."

Patiently, his mother covered him again.

"Get some rest, my dear."

"I'm tired of resting!" he grabbed the sheets and tossed them. "I'm not sick, I told you!"

His mother's eye trembled, wet.

"It’s fine, darling." She stretched out her hand again to caress him. "That’s fine, my little one. Eat something, please.”

Lelx looked down at the food.

"I’ll eat if you sit and listen to me." He suggested. "Deal?"

His mother's eye folded into a wet smile.

"Anything you want, my darling." She pulled the chair closer and sat down next to him, still looking at him with that warm smile.

Lelx took a bite.

"I’ve been in another Dimension," he said "I know Dad doesn't believe me, but you have to. It's true."

"What’s a Dimension, my dear?"

The next bite fell from his hand.

"Y... you don't know what a Dimension is?"

His mother lowered her eye.

"Forgive me, my dear." She tried to get up.

"No, no." Lelx stopped her "Wait. I’ll tell you. Watch me. Do you see my sides? The distance from my top to the base is a Dimension, called length. Do you remember when you said I was growing up? It's because I was growing in length. While the distance from one corner to the other is called width. Second Dimension. Are you with me?"

"I don't know, my dear..." his mother's brow was furrowed, while she was trying to understand his words.

She could understand me!

"Then there’s brightness," Lelx continued, motivated by that possibility. "When you see me, you see my brightness, am I right?"

"Uhm... yes..."

"That’s a Dimension too," he explained. "Here is so small we cannot calculate it. But, in the Third Dimension, brightness is much bigger and it’s possible to calculate it." He grabbed her hand. "Imagine a sheet of paper that moves in the brightness."

"I can't..."

"Try it," he urged her, "Try it. You can do it."

"I’m sorry, dear." his mother took his hand in hers and brought it to her shape. "I can't."

"Try harder!" He insisted. "I know it's a bit difficult, but you can do it!"

"Please eat something, my dear." His mother stood up. "I have to go back to the kitchen."

"Who cares about the kitchen!" He grabbed her with both hands. "This is much more important! Use your intelligence, think!"

"Those are things I cannot understand, my dear."

"Of course you can!" He insisted. "I met Women who could do anything! Nobody said "I can't understand"! Even when they didn't understand, they studied to understand more!"

His mother put her hands on Lelx's.

"I have to go back to the kitchen, my darling." She leaned to kiss him over the eye. "Get some rest. You will get well soon."

Lelx looked at her without words, while she moved away from his hands, lowered her eye again and left.

 


 

Days were all the same. Or maybe it was always the same day, with hours that lasted years, infinitely long in the gray, infinitely flat and monotonous.

Roule’s joyful confusion, its colors and music were all gone. Above him, Lelx did not see the brown sugary ceiling of Rìem's library. The night was not lit by the pink flames and red smoke of the interdimensional travelers’ fire. The house did not resound with any music, because the silence of gray ruled that world.

His sister Wesqny came back to see him again only once, bringing him lunch or dinner. He asked her to stay and listen to him: she hesitated for a second, then lowered her eye and told him she could not.

"I have to go back to mom, to the kitchen," she said. "I have my Woman’s duties to attend to."

Woman’s duties do not exist, he replied. In the Multiverse, he had seen Women do whatever they wanted. Even there, in the Plane, he had seen Shapes doing whatever they wanted. Why did she have these oh-so-important "Woman’s duties", instead?

"All Women have tasks to do, that are different from ours," his father replied, in the same tone he had used with him a lifetime ago. "Women are different."

"Women are the same!" Lelx snapped. "I met Women who were even smarter than you and me! Why does everyone here insist on treating them like idiots?"

For a moment, it seemed his father wanted to stand up and argue with him. Instead, he let out a deep sigh and tapped him on the hand.

"That’s fine, Lelx," he admitted, in a more conciliatory tone. "That’s fine."

Lelx sighed too and laid down again. He looked at the ceiling.

"I miss it so much," he admitted. "I want to see the stars again. I want to see colors.”

"All right, Lelx." His father brought the meal closer to him. "But eat something now."

He looked at his father.

"I don't like anything anymore," he said. "I tasted music and colors. I tried things I had never seen."

"Do you remember anything in particular? Any strange substance?"

Lelx moved a hand in midair, trying to shape it. He let his arm drop.

"There were many. Too many." He pushed aside the plate. "This is less than a shadow, compared to what that was."

"Your mother will cook something better."

“She can’t make it better," he answered, sulking. "She has no colors, no sounds. There is no music here."

"Mu... music?"

"Sounds," he said. "Melodies. Musical instruments." He jumped up. "There’s nothing in this lousy world!"

His father made him lie down again, whispering white words.

"It’s all right, Lelx, it's all right," he repeated, like a lullaby. "You'll be better soon."

It was a lie. He would not have been better, by staying there.

 


 

After daysmonthsyears, his father called a doctor to visit him. There was no point in repeating to him he was fine: the doctor wanted to do a complete check-up.

"Your eye’s watering."

"I told you," said Lelx, for the third time. He was pretty tired of always repeating the same things to everyone. "I tried to see in three dimensions. While here there’s only brightness, in the Third Dimension you see the whole Shape coming towards you. You see it in its entirety, from top to base, including corners. And, since the light slides over them, there are shadows, there is perspective and, of course, there are colors."

The doctor nodded seriously, continuing his analysis. He checked Lelx’ mouth, corners, surface and back. He took notes.

"As you can see, I'm perfectly fine." Lelx sat down again on the bed and crossed his legs. "Now, if you want to, will you let me explain where I've been?"

"Of course," the Pentagon raised a hand towards him, in a kind gesture. "Please, go ahead."

Lelx glared at his parents: they were standing on the other side of the room, his father straight as ever, his mother leaning on the arm he held out to her, a trembling Peace Cry to announce her presence.

"As I already said to them," he began, "I was taken from this Dimension and brought into the Third by a Sphere. The Sphere is a solid geometric shape of the Third Dimension, made by an infinite number of overlapping Circles, that extend in height and shrink at the top and at the base, until they close the shape..."

The pen fell from the doctor’s hand, his eye widened. He turned to look at his parents: his father closes his eyelid once, a sign of assent. His mother let out a small sob.

The Pentagon cleared his throat, picked up the pen and placed it back on the paper.

"Continue," he invited him.

"As I said." Lelx cleared his throat. "The Sphere showed me our world and made me understand that it extends only in two dimensions. While in the world from which he came, there is a third dimension. And there are even worlds with four, five, six and many more Dimensions out there!" He looked again at his parents. "They don't believe me. They think I'm making this all up and that I’ve gone crazy."

His mother sobbed louder.

"Of course not," the doctor agreed, writing furiously. "But I still recommend you to rest. It will help you recover from your… experience."

His parents left the room. The doctor gave him two other medicines to be taken, suggested he should not skip any meals and left after them. As soon as the door was closed, Lelx threw the blankets away and reached the door to eavesdrop.

"... a form of advanced delirium," the doctor was saying. "How long has this been going on?"

"Two months." His father’s voice was broken and tired, his voice filled with sadness. "We... we thought we could resist. If we got along his way, he would’ve improved."

His mother was sobbing in a low tone.

"But we can't take it anymore," his father continued. "My wife’s about to collapse and I don't know what to do anymore. We have a daughter who’s engaged and will soon get married, a smaller daughter and a newborn son to grow up. Doctor, please, help us."

A sound of flipped pages.

"I’ll be honest, Mr. Yipnon," the doctor replied. “Indulging Lelx's delusions only harms you and your other children. You can see it by yourself: the impact on your family is too negative. And I highly doubt your son will ever fully recover."

Again the sound of paper, interspersed with his mother’s hushed cry.

"Doctor." His father had a firmer tone. "If it’s possible to intercede with the Circles..."

"I don't think the Circles are interested in a similar case."

"But he’s very young," his father insisted, "And in perfect health. Please, doctor: present the case to the Circles. If just one of them could come here and talk to Lelx, he will surely find a way to heal him."

The doctor kept flipping through the pages.

"The Circles are always very busy..."

"Please," his father continued, "I'm ready to pay. If one of our High Circles speaks to him and, in the end, he too declares that the best choice is execution, I won’t complain anymore."

The two Shapes fell silent, the stillness filled by his mother’s crying, which had grown stronger.

"I will present this case to the Circles." was the doctor's reply.

His words were followed by a sigh of relief and even his mother's weeping sounded a little happier.

"Oh thank you, thank you so much!" She cried.

"Thank you very much, doctor," his father's tone was more relieved than ever. "Thank you for everything."

 


 

The Circle came two days later, accompanied by two Isosceles guards and a twenty-five-sided Polygon, which circled him, like a planet around its star.

What foolish behavior. In the Solid, there were Shapes with an even higher rank than Rìem, despite the fact he was born Sphere.

“What matters is what you want to do, what you like. Your desires.”

The Polygon demanded a chair for the Circle and his mother rushed over, carrying the velvet chair his father had in the study, the padding made of a sad gray. Now that Lelx knew which tone best suited that texture, seeing it gray hurt his eye.

"Lelx Yipnon." The Circle put his hands on the armrests and looked at him from top to base. He did not have the finicky expression of the Polygon, but he looked quite annoyed for having bothered to get there. "They told me a very... peculiar story about you. You've been out of town for a whole year, right?"

"Yes," he answered, pouting.

"Do you want to tell me where you've been?"

"So you can call me crazy too?"

He saw his father stiffen, standing at the far end of the room. The Polygon puffed up, outraged. The Circle simply raised a hand, blocking the anger of the Polygon in the bud.

"If you’re crazy or not, I will be the one to establish it, I and I alone," he answered, with a severe voice. "Now, answer my question."

Lelx took a deep breath. Circles were the smartest Shapes in his world, so if someone had enough brain to understand his talk about the Third Dimension, it could only be one of them. He was not facing the Chief Circle, but that Circle has proven himself to be serious, aware and above the parties. If there was still a microscopic chance that someone, in his whole, lousy Dimension understood him, that chance was sitting in front of him.

"All right." Lelx loosened his arms and moved to the edge of the bed. "Listen up: the Dimension in which we live is not the only one. Beyond the borders of our world, there’s a much larger one, called "Solid" in which there are three Dimensions: in fact, breadth and length aren’t the only two existing Dimensions, but there’s also a third Dimension called "height", which corresponds to our brightness. The Shapes of the Solid know that we exist..." He clenched his fists. "They know about our Dimension and they protect it, because worlds that are part of the Second Dimension, like ours, are very rare and delicate."

He turned his gaze to his father, on the opposite side of the room.

"Our Universe is part of those of the Second Dimension. But there are even smaller Universes, which are part of the First Dimension. And, even further down, there are point Universes, embryos born in the Multiverse: throughout millennia, these point Universes extend, by acquiring a First Dimension that makes them become lines. From the First, they will then move onto the Second Dimension, then onto the Third, and so on." He swallowed. "We know these point Universes, because every now and then they appear in our world. We call them "glow points"."

"For the love of Circles, Lelx..." his father began, while putting a hand over his eye, in an exasperated gesture.

"It's the truth, damn it!" Lelx yelled, pointing a finger at him. “Those beautiful things you buy, that you don't know where they come from, that are so rare, are embryos of Universes! This is why they’re so bright, because they have a whole universe inside them! Keeping them here means blocking them in their embryonic state and preventing them from becoming real universes, by ascending into higher Dimensions!"

The Circle raised a hand to silence him.

"Let's go back to the main speech," he ordered, in a firm voice. "How did you get this information?"

"I spent one year living at the home of a Third Dimensional creature," he replied. "A Sphere, which welcomed and taught me everything I know. He showed me this Dimension and then his own."

A light flashed in the eye of the Circle, too fast for Lelx to recognize if it was fear or understanding.

"And what would this "Sphere" look like?"

"It’s composed of a series of overlapping Circles, which become more and more narrow at the top and the base."

Another flash passed in the Circle’s eye. The Polygon rubbed under his eye, trying to picture that image.

"They’re Circles in length... I mean, not facing... I mean, they grow in height. Not north, though. Up. Above this world... uuurgh!" Lelx put his hands over the eye, frustrated. "Why aren't there the right words in this lousy Dimension?"

The Polygon raised his eyebrow. The Circle just blinked. Lelx tried to focus.

"It’s easier to describe these things in the Third Dimension," he explained. "You see them. Understanding height is easier too. At first, I had difficulties too, but then the Sphere showed me. And it was incredible."

"Incredible." the Circle repeated.

"I can try to explain, but the Sphere was..." he looked at his hand, remembering the amazement of the first time he had touched Rìem’s perimeter. "He was perfect. He didn't even have the slightest angle. He was more perfect than any Circle..."

The Polygon burned with rage again.

"How dare you!"

The Circle stood up, blocking that sudden outburst of anger.

"Mr. and Mrs. Yipnon," he announced, his eye fixed on Lelx. "I am sorry, but your son is a mythomaniac."

Lelx's eyes widened.

"What?!"

"He invented an absurd story about some "Third Dimension" that would be out there," he continued, "Thus reducing our world, which we know is unique and greater than everything, to less than a pin. Not satisfied, he also invented blasphemous beings who would be even better than the members of the sacred Circular Order."

Lelx froze on the spot, speechless with anger. The Circle turned to look at his parents.

"I will take your child into custody and bring him to trial, in front of the entire Order," he announced. "The Chief Circle will have the last word."

His father’s whole shape relaxed, his mother breathed a sigh of relief.

Lelx tried to get out of bed, but before he could do it, the Polygon snapped his fingers: the two Isosceles guards who were watching the door, reached Lelx, grabbed his arms and pushed him to the ground.

"Take him out," the Polygon ordered.

"What the... let me go!" Lelx put his foot down, pulled both arms with all his strength, trying to escape the steel grip of the two Isosceles. "I'm not crazy! Get off me!"

"Thank you very much." He heard his father thank the Circle, he saw him bend over and kiss his hand. His mother was already on her knees, crying tears of consolation.

"Are you all crazy?!" he yelled. "Help me! Stop them!"

The Polygon was the first one to get out of the door and the two Isosceles guards followed him, dragging Lelx out of his room. He struggled to free himself, clawed at his bed, at the door, at everything. He turned around, looking for his parents.

They were the last ones to leave, preceded by the Circle. Lelx met his gaze and, in that split second, he saw a blind, silent rage in his eye.

A flash of awareness froze him inside, his mind broke in half.

He knows I'm right.

"Y... you..."

"Your son’s very tired and disturbed," the Circle said, overlying Lelx's voice with his own. His eye narrowed into a sharp smile. "The Order will take care of him at best."

The Circles know I'm right!

Lelx trembled with anger and struggled even harder, trying to break free. He wanted to throw himself on that Circle, beat him up and wipe that gracious smile off his surface, force him to tell the truth, because that Circle knew the truth, he knew he wasn't lying, he already knew everything.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

His screams attracted the attention of the house servants: he saw them peeping from the rooms, looking at the scene that was taking place. He also saw the two dark silhouettes of his sisters appear from the kitchen.

"Everything’s fine, my dear," his mother intervened, trying to appease his screams with a conciliatory voice. "Everything’s fine."

"You’ll feel better," his father added "You’ll get better."

"I'm not crazy! " he repeated, fighting alone against the two Isosceles. "Stop them! They won't cure me! They don't want to cure me!"

"It'll be all right," his father insisted.

"Stop them!" He yelled again. "Trust me! I'm not crazy! You know that!"

"We’re doing it for you, my son," his father continued, still with that stupid relief in his tone, as if the Circles could really help him.

"Trust me!" he insisted. "Trust me! Stop them! I'm right! It's all true, I swear to you! I'm not crazy! I don't need to be cured!"

"You’ll get better." His mother’s hands were clenched, her eye wet with tears curved into a smile. "The High Circles will help you."

"I'm not crazy!"

His parents kept smiling, with those stupidly happy expressions, with those ignorant, mug looks, so impressed by the Circles’ lies. Anger rose inside him and he screamed louder.

"Leave me alone! I'm not crazy!"

"We’re doing this for you." His mother quivered and new tears came out from her eye.

"I won't put your life at risk just to find out."

The two guards had reached the doorstep: Lelx felt light hit his arms and pulled back, screaming.

"Do you know where the light comes from?"

"From a large sphere that revolves around our world."

"Mom! Dad! Please!" He insisted, with panic in his voice. " Please trust me! Believe me! Stop them!"

"You’ll be fine," his father replied, with that stupid, encouraging tone. "You’ll get better and feel better."

"Believe me, it's all true!"

His mother's smile faded and she leaned on his father, sobbing. His father looked away from him and surrounded his wife in his arms. He looked at the Circle and blinked his assent.

Something broke in the center of his anger, in the center of that furious creature that had been devouring his shape since his return. The image of his father overlapped the last image of Rìem, his silent resignation, while Time Baby raised his hand to send Lelx back home.

And now, he was being ignored again, while someone else took him away from his last shelter.

An arm surrounded his shape and Lelx was lifted. As soon as his feet were not on solid ground anymore, he screamed and anger exploded from the crack in his core: a red, all-encompassing fury, a blinding anger that broke the few fragments of hope that were holding his mind together, broke the few securities left, broke the world for the second time. He stormed with fists and kicks the Isosceles who grabbed him, screamed so much to hurt his throat with his own screams, screamed to be heard by those who had abandoned him.

The Circle was the last one to go out and closed the door, exiling him forever from what had been his family.

 


 

"Any family?"

"NOT ANYMORE."

 


 

Lawyer Kryptos Langley sat on the edge of the bed, his shape leaning forward, frozen and speechless. His mind swirled with details, names, and images so vivid that he could almost touch them - the chaotic party in Roule, the perfection of the Sphere, the heat of the fire in the dark cave, the ochre and pink living room.

He blinked: the four gray walls of a cell surrounded him. There was no bookcase filled with books, no city made of tones he would never see, no station crossed by unknown creatures. He touched his shape over the eye: he felt lightheaded and dizzy. How long had it been since that story began?

Lelx Yipnon sat still on the other side of the bed. He was silently waiting, his eye lit by the bright light of intelligence. The unspoken question lingered between them.

Do you believe me?

Kryptos opened his mouth. He closed it, opened it again, and closed it again. He swallowed. He looked around the walls of that prison, then returned his eye to the captive Equilateral, sitting in front of him. A synesthete who had visited the Third Dimension. A crazy mythomaniac who not even his own family had believed.

He opened his mouth again.

"I believe you."

END OF CHAPTER 9

END OF ACT II - RÌEM

Notes:

And so, here we are. We reached the end of Act II and the end of Lelx’ story about the truth he learnt. Maybe now you understand why the guy is so bitter about his family and about everything else. No one listened to him, no one believed him. And his world turned out to be even worse than he imagined.
After all, why hating your family so much, why having a relationship with your family that’s even WORSE than Stan’s? What they could have done, that was so terrible? I hope this answer satisfies you XD

For the weekly treat, we also have another name: Wesqny, Lelx’ sister. No, it’s not just a bunch of consonants. Just like Lelx, her name is coded. And just like Lelx, she lives in a world that refers to FLATLAND. *wink wink*

Let’s meet all in two weeks, with the beginning of ACT III. Will Kryptos be able to help his client? We can just wait and see what happens.

See ya :)

Chapter 10: ACT III - Ten

Notes:

Before starting! At the end of this chapter there will be some violence mentioned. Nothing too terrible, no blood or anything, but better be safe than sorry.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT III - AXOLOTL

CHAPTER 10

 

"Delicious lunch, Lydya." Martin slid a second portion of tart onto his plate and passed the tray to his wife, inviting her to take some. Ohixia helped herself a second portion too, then leaned over to feed little Fil, who kept nibbling on the edge of his bib.

"No no, my dear." She took the bib from his mouth and quickly replaced it with a spoonful of mashed potatoes, which Fil gladly accepted. As he licked his lips with the small tongue, Ohixia caressed him, looking at her son with reverence.

Lydya took a portion too and passed the tart to Kryptos: her eye was sparkling, bright and happy. Kryptos replied with a smile and took a slice of tart too. Eddie, seated between Lydya and his cousin, waited with his mouth open for mom to feed him.

"So, as I was saying," Martin kept talking, between mouthfuls, "It was hard evidence and all neighbors had testified in his favor, so clearly he would’ve won. At least it was a short cause and I came home before dinner."

"Lucky you," Kryptos agreed.

"I spent the whole evening, solving all the problems of Math Textbook volume one," Martin continued, his voice filled with happiness. "It’s been a long time since I relaxed and enjoyed myself like this. Now I’m ready to face all the math problems in the world!"

"Speaking of problems..." Kryptos looked down at his tart and started to cut it into smaller pieces. "I'm making progress with mine."

"Oh really?" Martin asked, interested. "So you found the right corollary?"

"I don't have to use a corollary, but lateral thinking." Kryptos looked up. "I need a new unit of measurement and I'm a little short of ideas." He ran my gaze across the table. "What would you use to calculate something?"

Three eyes focused on him. Ohixia blinked, puzzled. Lydya showed the same lack of understanding.

"Normally, we use meters and centimeters to calculate things," Kryptos explained, indicating his own lateral angles. "For example, from this angle to the other one, by using centimeters, I can calculate my width. But what if I want to use anything else, to calculate it?"

Martin chuckled.

"And what else?"

"I don't know, anything." Kryptos raised a forkful of tart. "Even this tart. How many slices do I need to line up from one angle to the other, to know my width?"

"Too many." Martin laughed, pulling out a laugh from the two Lines too. Kryptos joined them.

"Pretty clear, isn’t it?" He turned to the two Women. "What would you use, instead?"

Silence fell around the table. The two Lines raised their eye, Lydya drummed her fingers on the shape. Martin was thinking too, his brow furrowed in concentration, trying to find a unit of measure that was reasonable. Kryptos followed their every gesture by holding his breath, trying to keep a smile as natural as possible.

"How much rain?" Martin ventured. "How much rain does it take to cover you from one end to the other?"

"Interesting."

"Uhm..." Ohixia narrowed her eye. "The... quantity of your words?"

Martin laughed.

"But it's not a unit of measure!"

"That's the idea," Kryptos replied. He gave Ohixia an encouraging smile. "We could calculate all the words I say and use those to determine how wide I am."

"Then, there would be Shapes that are definitely too wide," Martin replied, wiping a tear of mirth from his eye.

"But also..." Kryptos looked around, searching for another example. "Forks. Or Eddie’s mouthfuls."

"Or the number of your steps." Martin joked while rolling his eye.

"The number of your coats?" Lydya tried.

"The number of your fingers!"

"The number of times Eddie calls you "dad"!"

"Daaaad!"

"That’s right, my little one." Kryptos gave a broad smile to his son, who enthusiastically clapped his hands. "Anything else?"

"The number of times you wake up in the morning."

"The number of your cases."

"Every time you repeat my name." Martin chuckled.

Lydya put her hand on his own.

"Your brightness," she said only.

Kryptos turned to look at her: her eye was clear like water and bright like hundreds of glow points. She stroked one of his sides, looking at him with an eye full of love.

"If I could collect your brightness, I would use that," Lydya said.

Kryptos looked at her, his eye wide-opened.

"Awww, so romantic!" Ohixia commented, with her tinkling voice.

"Someone is still in the honeymoon phase." Martin laughed.

Lydya turned to the guests and chuckled in a low voice, making herself small in embarrassment under her brother's thunderous laughter and sister-in-law's trilling chuckles.

Kryptos kept staring at his wife, breathless and with wide-open eye. Women were notoriously stupid. Women were unable to learn the basics of reading and math, let alone use lateral thinking.

Yet his wife, illiterate and ignorant like all Women, managed to have the intuition he got after three days, in just ten minutes.

"Women are the same! Why does everyone here insist on treating them like idiots?"

"This conversation is getting silly," Martin cut short. "Let’s talk about serious things, instead. I read a new problem yesterday and I want to see how long it takes you to solve it."

 


 

Once he entered the central library, Kryptos immediately aimed at the counter and showed his identification card to the Square that worked there. The Square looked up from the volume in front of him, took the card and transcribed his entry time.

"Welcome, attorney," he greeted him, holding out his card.

Kryptos blinked his assent, retrieved the document and walked among the high shelves.

He did not even know what he was looking for. Lelx Yipnon's words were repeating in his mind, the images he evoked during his long story recurred in every moment: the Sphere, the music, the colors, the different Dimensions. There were many themes, which spread into other branches and touched other ideas: brightness/height, the birth of universes, ten Dimensions, the jurisdiction of the Plane, Women. From where could his research start? Could he ever find even one of those themes, among math and geometry volumes?

He stopped between two shelves and crossed his arms. He had never thought of the central library as a place without books or themes. Still, he was always facing the same ones: mathematics, geometry, physics, law, medicine, business and history. He would have liked some books about behavior or theories that differed from the official ones.

Well, he had to start somewhere. And if mathematics and geometry were the least probable themes, perhaps history could have given him some more clues. Being a mostly discursive theme, maybe Kryptos would have found some hints of the other themes that interested him.

He slipped into the history area and pulled down one book after another, then he took them to an isolated table. He sat down and started leafing through them, searching through the recorded dates and events.

He would have taken anything. Any hint would have been good. Even just half of a sentence, enough to prove that his client had not made it all up. Even half of a line, to reassure himself that he was not believing in a madman, but in someone who still had a bit of sanity left.

Because he believed him, against any better judgment. He believed every single word that Lelx Yipnon had said and he had no idea why. Lelx had told him absurd things, which not even the craziest of his clients would have imagined, yet Kryptos believed everything.

So, there were just two possibilities: either he has finally gone mad after years of defending insane clients, or Lelx Yipnon was right.

And between the two, he did not know which idea frightened him the most.

He threw away one book after another, scrolling the lines with the tip of his finger.

"... Chromatistes..."

He stopped. "Chromatistes"? He did not remember that word. What was it related to? He went up a few lines, looking for something that would have explained it: the paragraph was about a rebellion, a protest rose among the lower classes, a very dangerous rampant fashion. He did not remember having studied anything like that in school.

"The wicked revolt of the Chromatistes marked a dark period in our history: a seditious Pentagon was the first to spread the dangerous fashion of altering the pure white of the sides, by proposing different tones depending on the social rank, then defined with the term “colors". The fashion of colors spread among the lower classes and attracted even some noble Polygon, unaware of the dangers that a possible Classification by Color could entail. Putting aside the ancient system of Sight Recognition, to switch to a distinction only by color meant not being able to trust anyone anymore, as it would have been very easy for a lower Shape like a Triangle to pass itself off as a Circle, simply by changing the hue of its sides."

Kryptos put his hand over the eye. He trembled as he kept reading.

"... it was the Chief Circle himself who intervened, putting an end to the senseless requests of the Chromatistes, with the public execution of the Pentagon that had started that madness."

It was absurd. It was impossible.

Lelx Yipnon had spoken of color in words full of veneration, touching his own hands and arms, as if he could still feel its softness. He had described it vividly, trying to show the different tones to Kryptos' eye, which had never seen colors other than white, black or gray. He had described its warmth, he had tried to replicate sounds that Kryptos had never imagined, he had presented him with a range of flavors and textures to touch.

"It's so difficult to explain something that doesn't exist here!"

But Lelx had been wrong. The color existed in the Plane. Someone had managed to create it.

Kryptos shivered more violently. Color was there, its creation was possible. Heck, it was under his eye, black on white, in a shrunken paragraph of a history book! The color was not the result of Lelx' imagination, it was something that everyone had once known and created, from the lowest Triangle to the many-sided Polygon. It was something present, real, that everyone had been able to see and experience.

"... it was the Chief Circle himself who intervened."

At least until the Circles had restored order.

Kryptos looked up from the book. If Shapes once knew about the existence of color in his world, did they also know the truth about brightness? Did his ancestors know that it was not a simple trait of Shapes, but a tiny proof of the existence of the Third Dimension? And in addition to that, what else did they know and had been lost?

 


 

"Why haven’t we heard anything about color, after the Chromatistes’ revolt?"

Lelx changed position on his bunk bed and crossed his legs. He had lost the arrogant expression he had the first day they met and, after having told Kryptos everything, he looked much more relaxed in his company.

"Isn't it obvious?" Lelx replied, in a bitter tone. "The Circles hid everything."

Kryptos blinked, surprised.

"The Circles?" he repeated. "But why should they? They watch over us..."

Lelx broke into a shrill, hysterical laugh.

"Watch over us!" he repeated. "They rule over us! The only thing they care about is to keep ruling and relegate us to the lower classes! They don't give a damn about our well-being!"

"Sssh!" Kryptos motioned to him to lower his voice and turned to the door. "If they hear you..."

"Who cares, they’ve already taken away my freedom and called me crazy! " he replied. He leaned towards Kryptos, his eye wide open. "Do you want to know what the truth is, Langley? Color no longer exists, because the only Shape that knows the technique to create it will never reveal it. And you know why it won't? Because that Shape is the Chief Circle himself."

"Wh... what?!"

"The Chief Circle is the only one who knows how to create color and, when he dies, he passes the formula to his successor." Lelx laughed, hysterically. "Don’t you find it ironic? They banned the color, erased its memory and prevented it from spreading, but they also managed to pass on the formula to create it! Do you know what the Great Circle said to me? That there’s a small factory, in the foundations of the Palace of the Order, where ten workers produce color for him and, to prevent the secret from being betrayed, those ten workers are killed and replaced every year."

Lelx pulled back, holding the shape with his hands, amid thunderous, hysterical laughter. Kryptos blinked and massaged himself over the eye in disbelief.

"It... it can't..."

"Oh, how ironic!" exclaimed Lelx with that shrill tone that scratched against everything. "They hate color so much, deny its existence, yet they create it for themselves and hide it from everyone else! Don't you find it deliciously HYPOCRITE?"

"Ssssh!" Kryptos tried again to calm him down.

"Relax, Langley, nobody hears me," Lelx replied, sitting down against the wall. "If they listened to everything I say, they would’ve killed me long ago."

"Ho... how do you know these things?" Kryptos asked him. "Did the Sphere tell you?"

"No." He crossed his arms "The Chief Circle told me."

"Is that... a joke?"

"Of course not." Lelx narrowed his eye into a sharp smile. "Did you really think that, considering how dangerous was what I was saying about the Third Dimension, the Chief Circle had not intervened himself?"

Kryptos lowered his hand.

"So that Circle who came to talk to you... he really brought your case before the Order."

Lelx's smile was replaced by a sulky expression.

"Not immediately." He looked away from Kryptos. "First he tried to deal with it by himself."

 

 

The two Isosceles soldiers dragged him in a small, empty room and pushed him down on his knees, while still holding his arms. Lelx wriggled again, tried to bite the hands that held him still, tried to get up and run away, but to no avail.

The Polygon entered immediately after and passed him, giving him only a disgusted look. The Circle was the last to enter the room, closed the door behind him and stopped in front of Lelx. His expression was no longer polite or aloof: his eye had become icy steel, sharp as glass sheets.

"You know everything," Lelx accused him.

The Circle simply took a step closer.

"Take back all your heresies," he ordered.

Lelx shivered in anger.

"You know it's all true!"

The Circle looked up at something behind him. He blinked only once, as a sign of assent.

Who is he...?

The thought was swept away by a fiery snap that hit his back. A burst of pain ran through his entire shape, so strong that it took all his breath away in a single cry. Lelx opened his eye wide and, before he even managed to say a single word, a second burst of pain hit him, with a snap that echoed endlessly against the gray walls.

"Take back your heresies," the Circle repeated.

Lelx gasped in pain, swaying in the grip of his captors, his eye wide open in shock. It was not possible that they had gone that far. It was not possible that the Circles had come to whip him just to keep him silent.

He looked up at the Circle, looked at that Shape that could have deceived inattentive eyes by pretending to be completely without angles, looked behind his cold, steel gaze.

"Am I really scaring you that much?" he asked, astonished.

A new lash made him scream again, Lelx narrowed his eye at the excruciating pain.

"How dare you," hissed the Polygon behind him, between one lash and the other, "Being... so... arrogant..."

"It’s typical of those who speak of the Third Dimension," the Circle replied. His voice was still clinical and unemotional, his gaze as cold as ice. "They think they’re better than everyone else."

Lelx heard a laugh rising from the center of his shape: the next whip brought it to his lips and his cry of pain mingled with the laugh.

"What’s so funny about that?" asked the Circle, his eye half-closed.

"That I don't think I'm better than everyone else," replied Lelx, his whole shape trembling with pain and laughter, "I am better than everyone else."

A new lash made him gasp.

"You insolent!" The Polygon yelled, accompanying each word with a whip. "Arrogant! Scum!"

Each whiplash make him laugh harder, each whip ignited his enjoyment.

"You’re both so scared of a Triangle, that the only idea you can think of is whipping me!" He exclaimed, alternating shouts with laughter.

The Circle came closer until he towered over him.

"Don't test me," he warned Lelx with an icy tone. "Gerhen can go on like this for an hour."

Lelx stretched forward as much as possible and looked at the Circle with fiery eye.

"Make it two," he challenged him.

The Circle blinked, looked away from him and focused on the Polygon.

"Gerhen," he said, "You heard him."

Having said that, he stood at the door of the room.

"Crym, bring me a chair and some tea." He turned to look at Lelx. "I'll be busy all afternoon."

 


 

At the end of the first hour, Lelx could no longer stand on his knees.

On the other hand, he never stopped laughing. He tightened his eye under the strongest blows and laughed, laughed madly, while the whip crackings repeated on him, around him, inside him. They had not weakened at all, on the contrary, they seemed even stronger than before.

It’s so ridiculous!

That thought made him laugh even more. That stupid Polygon was so afraid of him, that he was putting his whole self into whipping Lelx, as if that could make him stop being so deeply scared. How absurd it was!

Lelx opened his eyes and, behind the veil of amused tears, he saw the waving shape of the Circle: he sat in front of him and he had a full tea set next to his chair, with even a decorated placemat and pastries with the fork skewered over, as if at the end of an elegant dinner. That sight was so hilarious, so absurd, so stupid, that laughter overwhelmed Lelx, making him tremble under whiplashes.

It's all absurd!

He was there, in a room of the aristocracy, on a carpet that cost as much as his entire house, to be whipped by a terrified Polygon, while another Polygon with multiple sides hid his fear by shoveling pastries and tea in his mouth. And the funniest thing was that it made sense to them! All that nonsense made sense! That stupid play! Even those decorated teacups and those pastries with a fork on!

HOW STUPID THIS WORLD IS!

He laughed and laughed, with tears running down his shape, out of breath because of how fun that stupid situation was, out of breath for the throbbing pain, both on his back and in his fractured mind.

The lashes stopped and only the sound of his own, exhausted laughter filled the room. Lelx looked up, sobbing with laughter, and saw the Circle lower his hand and leave the cup on his saucer. He stood up and approached him, staring at him with that steel, cold gaze.

He thought Lelx was afraid of him! The thought made Lelx tremble with laughter.

The Circle stood before him, with that stupidly stern expression, as if it made any sense, as if all of that was something more than complete idiocy.

"Do you take back your heresies?" He asked again.

And, in front of that absurd question, Lelx burst into a thunderous laugh.

 


 

After two hours - or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand - the guards’ grip around his wrists vanished and Lelx collapsed forward, eye on the ground. He could not move a single muscle, but he still managed to laugh, a continuous tremor that went on and on.

He felt a foot resting on his back, a pressure that caused him a twinge of pain so powerful that it pierced his whole shape, along the infinitesimal line of his height.

"Do you take back your heresies now?"

The Circle's tone was angry. As if that could scare him! As if, after the whiplashes, an angry voice was enough to scare him! Oh no, what would the terrible, powerful Circle do, now? Put him in detention in his room?

He chuckled at the mere thought.

"Answer me!" The Circle ordered.

Oh no, how scary! The big bad Circle was angry! Lelx chuckled even louder.

The Circle stomped on him, with more energy than before: a flash of burning pain enveloped him and Lelx managed to find a minimum of breath for a laugh.

"No," he replied and that word was pure liberation, fresh water along his parched throat. "Never."

The pressure on his back disappeared.

"You asked for it." The Circle’s voice was serious and boring again, the typical tone of an aristocrat with tea and pastries. "Tomorrow you’ll be condemned by the Order."

And he left Lelx there, alone, laughing at that ridiculous sentence.

Notes:

Pain is hilarious, isn’t it? Especially when people use it, only because they’re so afraid of you they don’t know what else to do.

As mentioned in Flatland, every Triangle who spoke about the Third Dimension has to be “scourged and imprisoned”. Well, Lelx will even have more! He will also have a *process*, woah. But how could I avoid him to experience such treatment?It was just another, funny way to prove him how stupid and terrible the Plane is.

Also, Chromatistes! Of course there weren’t enough Flatland references (they’re NEVER ENOUGH XD), so Chromatistes deserved a mention too. Also because they turned out to be the perfect proof Kryptos needed to completely trust his client.

I bet you all love the Circles right now. Well, you’re lucky, because on next chapter we will have more quality time with them. They’re such adorable guys, after all.

See ya next week!

Chapter 11: ACT III - Eleven

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT III - AXOLOTL

CHAPTER 11

 

With his hands tied and two Isosceles soldiers holding him by the arms, Lelx was escorted into a perfectly white, circular room, in front of a long semicircular table.

The members of the Sacred Circular Order were sitting on their benches, their looks were following him as he came closer. At the center of the table sat the Chief Circle, recognizable by the round brooch pinned on his shape and by the semicircular headdress. It reminded Lelx of the sun rising at dawn and that memory gave him a twinge of nostalgia at the thought of Rìem's library.

"We both knew you couldn't stay here forever."

To the left of the Chief Circle, Lelx recognized the Circle who took him away from his family: he was looking at him with the same, cold expression of the previous day, while his attendant Polygon was taking Lelx’ breath away with his whip. Lelx pursed his lips to refrain from laughing.

The Chief Circle took a sheet from the documents in front of him, read it and then lowered it again, to look at Lelx. His eye was surrounded by fine wrinkles.

"Lelx Yipnon," he said, " Your case has long been discussed by the members of the Council and the conclusion has been unanimous. Your delusions and hallucinations have deprived you of sanity and led you to elaborate ideas that are dangerous and harmful to society. Your blasphemous invention of a being called "Sphere", which you have defined as a "more perfect figure than any Circle", is clearly the result of your illness, as there is no better figure than a Circle."

The Chief Circle settled more comfortably on the bench, his eye narrowed.

"You are convicted of mythomania, blasphemy, and paranoia," he continued, "Your delusions make you a danger to others, therefore you will no longer be able to stay in your home, or live in contact with any other Shape: you will be locked up in the State Prison today and you will be granted only one visit a day, until your execution, at a time to be determined, which will be established in a forthcoming meeting of the Council." He grabbed the wooden gavel and banged it twice on the table. "That’s the decision of the Court. Next."

"Am I not even allowed to get my say?" Lelx yelled. He took a step forward, but the iron grip of the guards stopped him instantly. "Can't I even defend myself?"

"Your case has already been presented and discussed," the Chief Circle replied. "Before the execution, you will have the right to a court-appointed attorney, who can intercede for you, but this is the decision."

The two guards started to pull him towards the exit. Lelx wriggled in their grip.

"You all know I'm right!" He shouted. "You know that the Third Dimension exists! I've been there for a whole year! It is not a figment of my imagination and you know it!"

He tried to move forward and the guards dragged him back.

"I’ve seen everything!" He insisted. "I know about color! I know about music! I know about three-dimensional Shapes! I know everything!"

The guards yanked him out and the door was closed in front of him.

 


 

The first days in the cell were dominated by anger.

Anger towards the Circles, who insisted on not listening to him. Anger towards his parents, who had led him straight to the Circles. Anger towards Rìem, who had let him go without protest. Anger towards his whole world, so stupid, so close-minded, so unable to understand, to lock up the only Shape that knew the truth.

He scratched the walls, punched the door, and screamed until he lost his voice again. Nobody listened to him, nobody answered, even just to tell him to shut up. His already flat, tight world had become even smaller and tighter.

"You hate the cage, But it’ll be in a cage, that you will spend most of your life."

Did Miss Purple know that too? Did she know that he would return home and that he would have been abandoned, sentenced, imprisoned? His thoughts returned to a living room in an unknown Dimension, to a floor that looked like sand, to the ochre curtains and the orange sky, so cold and so roaring. He clung to himself, clung to the memory of those colors, their sounds, textures, flavors and smells. He clung to the memory of the festive Roule and of its colors that danced around him. He clung to Leban's determined smile, to the dim faces of the interdimensional travelers, to Rìem's enthusiastic expression as they explored the depth of his synesthesia.

Lelx reopened his eye after an infinite time and the world had not yet changed. In front of him, there was still the cell door and the silence of gray ruled over everything else.

The turn of a key made him jump to his feet, his eye wide open. He approached with small steps, an arm already stretched towards the exit, that opened in front of him before he reached it.

"You have visitors," a rough voice announced. The door opened more and an Isosceles entered. He was pointing a spear at him: Lelx stepped back, both hands raised.

Behind the Isosceles, he saw two other Shapes. One was another Isosceles, with a bunch of keys in his hand - probably the prison guard.

The other Shape was the Chief Circle himself.

The Isosceles guard went out and closed the door behind him. The Chief Circle turned to the remaining Isosceles.

"You can step back."

The Isosceles lowered his spear and, without losing sight of Lelx, he moved against the wall behind the Chief Circle. The latter raised his hand.

"Leave."

The Isosceles blinked and looked around, uneasily.

"But... Your Perfection..."

"He won't attack me," the Chief Circle interrupted him. "That's an order. Go out."

Reluctantly, the Isosceles opened the door and left.

Once they were left alone, the Chief Circle turned to look at Lelx, who was still frozen in place, his arms raised. The Circle put his hands behind his back and approached Lelx calmly.

He started to walk around him, in no hurry, just looking at him from every side. Lelx lowered his arms. The calm of the Chief Circle vibrated in the air, it ignited his survival instinct. The most important Shape of his world was in that cell with him, alone. Did he want to pretend Lelx had attacked him, to sentence him to death right away? Was he deciding whether to save his life? Why had he come to see him?

"So you visited the Third Dimension," said the Chief Circle, as if they had already started that conversation before. "And you saw the color."

"Yes," Lelx replied cautiously.

"Has the Sphere taught you how to make it?"

Where was he getting at? Lelx weighed the options: the Chief Circle knew he was not lying, he already knew everything and only the truth could have given Lelx a chance to survive.

If that possibility still existed.

"He showed me different techniques to make it," he finally said, following with his eye the orbit the Circle was making around him. "They can produce solid and liquid colors, but the liquid one is more used because they cover objects and fabrics with it. I also visited a Dimension in which they made me create a color powder, made from colored stones and gems."

The Chief Circle clicked his tongue.

"I see," he replied. "So you really saw the color."

"Yes," he replied, confident. "I can tell you all the names of the colors I’ve seen and show you how it was made in Roule, with stones."

"Using stones is a too archaic system," replied the Chief Circle. "The best colors are obtained from a mixture of animal and vegetable fibers."

Lelx blinked in surprise.

"You... know how to produce color?"

The Chief Circle continued to walk around him, his hands tight behind his back.

"I don't think there’s a problem to reveal this information to you," he began, calmly. "I’m the only Shape in the world to know the technique for creating color."

Lelx turned to follow him with his eye.

"You?!"

"Under the headquarters of the Order, there is my personal factory," the Chief Circle continued. "The ten stupidest Isosceles in the country are led there: they live in the factory, work there and produce color for me. Every year, to keep the secret, those ten are eliminated and replaced by ten others." He sighed. "There’s such a large quantity of Isosceles, that a dozen more or less makes no difference."

Lelx continued to look at him, dazed by that information.

"You... how... how can you produce color here?"

"It’s not so difficult to produce it, once you know the technique," the Chief Circle replied. "It was my predecessor to teach me, as he knew it from the previous Chief Circle and so on, up to the Circle that acquired the technique by the Chromatistes." His tone became disgusted. "Those heretics wanted to spread the color all over the world, giving each Shape different tones, depending on the number of sides. On the other hand, since the Circles have no sides, they would have had only two colors, one for each semicircle: the same two colors that had been chosen to distinguish Women." His eye narrowed into a disgusted expression. "From certain positions, a Woman could have appeared like a Circle and vice versa. Shapes would have addressed the members of the honorable Circular class as stupid Lines. Clearly, it was a project that shouldn't have passed."

The Chief Circle kept walking around him.

"So we pretended to organize a meeting in the Palace of the Order, to discuss this project," he continued, "And Chromatistes were wiped out. We couldn't risk the whole hierarchy falling, to leave room for the idea that all Shapes were equal. Every year thousands of Polygons put their firstborn in the hands of doctors, to make them break the Perimeter of their little ones and increase the number of sides, only to make them closer to the circular class. It rarely works and the little ones die, but we certainly couldn’t undo generations of such efforts."

The Chief Circle loosened his entwined hands and rubbed his fingers together.

"But color’s beauty was undeniable. This is why the Chief Circle tore the formula out of its creator's mouth, before shattering him. All those tones are a feast for the eye." He turned to look at Lelx. "I know. My rooms are a tribute to that wonder."

Lelx simply stared at him, stunned and amazed. The Chief Circle stopped in front of him, still rubbing his fingers.

"This..." Lelx murmured. "This..."

"Circles are too few, compared to the speed with which the Isosceles rabble reproduces," the Chief Circle said. "The ideas of equality and color will be fine in the Third Dimension, but they don’t work for our world. The Sphere never wanted to understand it, although we’ve imprisoned and executed its Apostles for generations."

The Circle brought his hands behind his back and walked to the door.

"You won't get away with this," Lelx said. "I’ll tell everything. This will mark the end of the Circles’ rule."

The Chief Circle turned back. His eye bent into a smile.

"Oh, really?" He answered, with his sweetest voice. "And who do you think Shapes will believe? To a mythomaniac, paranoid Equilateral Triangle locked up in prison, or to the eminent and wise leader of the Circular Order, who watches over and protects all Shapes?"

The Circle knocked twice: the door opened again and he went out.

 

 

Kryptos was holding his top again with one hand and, for the second time in two days, he blinked and tried to refocus where he was.

"So..." he began, with a hoarse voice, "The Circles really know..."

"That the Third Dimension exists?" Lelx completed it for him. "Of course they know. They’ve always known." His tone was bitter again, his gaze dark. "They know everything. They just don't want to tell anyone.”

Kryptos lowered his hand.

"Is he the Circle you were talking about?"

"Mh?"

"The first day we met," he explained. "When I came here to see you. You told me you hoped you sowed some doubts in a "stupid Circle", your words."

"No, it wasn't him." Lelx rolled his eye. "It was another Circle. An idiot..."

"Keep your voice down, please," Kryptos begged him, glancing at the door.

"... who had come to see me and ask me questions," Lelx continued, by rolling his eye. "He asked me what I meant by "above" and "below" our world, what exactly was height and to show him a couple of three-dimensional Shapes. I answered everything in the simplest way possible and tried to make him understand that those were not dangerous or harmful theories, but that they could improve our world. And he almost seemed to believe me, that's why I hoped that he had some doubts." He looked at Kryptos from top to toe with a half smile. "Instead, they sent me an attorney."

"At least this attorney believes you and wants to help you," Kryptos replied, smiling in turn. "Even though... wow. This is..."

"Crazy?"

"Dangerous," said Kryptos, instead. "You could really destroy the Circular Order. Even one single proof of the existence of the Third Dimension would be enough."

"The most obvious evidence is there for all to see and no one can measure it," Lelx replied, by indicating his brightness. "But even a single fragment of color would’ve been enough." He laughed, "You know, you could always enter the foundation of the Palace of the Order and search for the factory of the Chief Circle."

"If I could get in, without being shattered on the spot." Kryptos got up from the bunk bed. "I'll find a way to help you, trust me. I'm a good attorney."

"I believe it, Langley." Lelx loosened his crossed legs. "I believe it."

Notes:

I know, that’s a very short chapter. That’s why you had it now and not after two weeks. But don’t get too used to it, next chapter is going to be long.

Awww, isn’t the Chief Circle such a lovable guy? So caring, so understanding. I bet you all love him right now.

Of course, if you already read Flatland, you know about the Chromatistes, their idea of using the same colors for Lines and Circles and you also already knew about how Polygons put the life of their sons in danger, just to “jump a few step ahead” with generations and come closer to a Circle. How could I not revisit such amazing idea? Of course I had. You know, just to make everything more lovable.

On the next chapter we will have: some bureaucracy, a judge, some attorneys, some searches, a doctor and a lot of unpleasant news. You know, just regular stuff.

See ya :D

Chapter 12: ACT III - Twelve

Notes:

Consider this chapter my Valentine’s gift for you all <3

But especially to the amazing person that not only suprised me with amazing art skills that made my day go from and average 6/10, to a 10000/10, but then he took that number and skyrocketed it to infinity with the best relevation ever, when he revealed himself to be drink sad tea, one of my most faithful commenters. Hats off to you for that revelation, I never saw it coming at it made my day.

Just look at this beautiful drawing: isn’t that the loveliest Lydya ever?

https://felicia-lelx.tumblr.com/post/190199463042/i-painted-the-wife-of-kryptos-lydya-from

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT III - AXOLOTL

CHAPTER 12

 

"Thank you all for attending the first meeting on the case of Lelx Yipnon." Judge Beckenrohe closed the folder and put both arms on the table, his eye shifting from one side of the table to the other.

Kryptos replied with a blink and turned to look at the prosecuting attorneys: they were two Squares he had never seen. One of them had a gray folder inlaid with black segments, an elegant object made more for collection than for everyday use. The other Square wore a coat with shiny white buckles, not very common in the capital.

The two Squares answered his gaze with a forced smile. Their eyes hesitated a second too long on his perimeter and his mouth detached from the eye, then they moved quickly on their notes.

"Thank you very much for the invitation, judge Beckenrohe." The attorney with the coat spoke first. He had a sparkling accent, typical of the northern regions. "It’s impossible to live in the north this time of the year! I noticed the weather is still pleasant, here in the capital. You're so lucky! We also found a very comfortable place in that hotel near the courthouse: we got there in ten minutes, I have a room with an attached bathroom and meals can also be brought to the room with no additional cost." He snapped his fingers. "It’s a real bargain, I recommend it!"

Kryptos cleared his throat.

"We’re glad of your accommodation," he answered, "But we came here to discuss the case."

The Square from the north laughed.

"Is there something to discuss?" He replied, nudging his colleague. "I think there’s nothing to discuss about the case. The accused has been visited by a doctor and interrogated by the Sacred Circular Order. Being here, for us, is just a mere formality."

Kryptos tapped the sheets to align their sides and placed them back on the table.

"You'll pardon me, but I still have some questions about this case," he said, in his most polite tone. "From the documents I received, I read that my client has been declared insane, but is not specified the reason for such diagnosis. He, on the other hand, was extremely reluctant to talk to me about this topic." He leaned forward, towards the judge. "If Your Lordship would be kind enough to explain to me, I would like to know what exactly my client is accused of and according to what his madness has been declared."

Judge Beckenrohe looked at him, then reopened the folder.

"I always find your diligence and scrupulousness admirable, Attorney Langley," he praised him. "But in this case, it’s not necessary to invest too much effort: the prisoner is accused of insanity, for his crazy and paranoid statements about "another world"."

"What do you mean, exactly?"

"I mean that the accused stated there are other worlds outside our own, without however providing any proof of his thought." He flipped the page, accompanied by the subdued giggles of the two prosecuting attorneys. "According to the law records of the Assemblies, I quote: "Any Shape that claims to have received revelations from other worlds or Dimensions and that exposes these ideas, in such a way as to induce themselves and others in a dangerous state of exaltation, but without however providing any concrete and real evidence to explain them, must be imprisoned and interrogated by the members of the Sacred Circular Order, who will establish the most suitable sentence based of the rank of the aforementioned Shape".”

The Square from the north chuckled louder.

"Other worlds!" He exclaimed. "What a delightful, childish fantasy!"

"Right," Kryptos agreed, with a forced smile, "However, if I am allowed, Your Lordship..." The judge motioned for him to continue. "I talked with the accused Yipnon and with those who knew him. His teachers called him a very promising Equilateral, with a lively intelligence. After talking with him in person, I saw that it’s true: Yipnon is young, his mind is still adaptable, but he already demonstrates a strong mathematical and visual intelligence. He’s able to use Sight Recognition, despite being only a Triangle, and he can solve complex calculations in a few minutes." He first glanced at the judge, then at the prosecuting attorneys. "I realize the unreality of such fantasies, but I wouldn’t be rash to consider them just the result of a sick mind: it’s possible that in his fantastic thoughts of "worlds outside our own," there are the foundations of innovative mathematical theories, which could improve our study of mathematical and scientific phenomena."

"It could, but it’s very unlikely," replied the Square from the north. "His fantasies wear him out and he speaks without providing any evidence. If he can't prove anything he says, then these are just lies and he's not a misunderstood genius, but just a crazy mythomaniac."

"Don't you think you are a little biased in your statements, colleague, simply because the accused is a Triangle?"

"If anything, it's the exact opposite, attorney," the judge said. Both Squares turned to look at him: Beckenrohe was looking down while leafing through the files in front of him.

"According to the minutes' number 244 of the Circular Assembly," he read, " “If a Shape is caught in the act of spreading these dangerous ideas, Police must destroy the Shape in question if Isosceles, scourge and imprison it if Equilateral and lock it in a mental hospital if Square or Pentagon. In the case of the Polygons, however, whatever their aristocratic rank, they must be arrested and sent straight to the capital, to be interrogated by the members of the Sacred Circular Order, who will establish their fate"." The judge dropped the page he read and lifted his gaze to Kryptos. "The defendant Yipnon, as an Equilateral Triangle, should've only been locked up. Instead, not only he was granted a medical examination - which is not indicated among the procedures in the law record - but he was even given an aristocratic treatment since it was the Circles who judged him and decided his sentence."

Kryptos pursed his lips, caught off guard. The two prosecuting attorneys exchanged a smiling look.

"It seems that your accused has been treated all too well, considering his social rank," the Square from the north said. "I heard that even the Chief Circle himself bothered to talk to him." He brought a hand on his shape. "He’s truly merciful."

And he hides a factory in which he produces color just for himself. Kryptos bit his tongue, to avoid those rash words from coming out. Instead, he merely addressed a polite blink of assent to the judge.

"Thank you, Your Lordship." He closed his folder. "It means I’ll have to put my energy into something else."

 


 

As soon as he saw the front of the psychiatric hospital appear in the long row of houses, Kryptos quickened his pace, his grip tight around the bag.

Maybe that was a pointless visit, but he could not afford to leave any idea unattempted. The hospital doctors were in contact with a huge variety of insane Shapes, round the clock: who better than one of them could give him an accurate definition of "insanity"? If he had been lucky, the doctor would also have provided him with data, ideas, or even just a small detail, that would have helped him prove that Lelx was not as crazy as the prosecution said.

He went up the entrance steps, passed through the double doors and held out his card to the Pentagon behind the counter.

"I’m Attorney Kryptos Langley," he introduced himself. "I would like to speak with one of the doctors, to ask him for some clinical information. Is there anyone available?"

The Pentagon checked his register, picked up the phone, and dialed a number. He waited for a full minute, then hung up.

"Unfortunately they’re all busy at the moment," he replied. "If you prefer, you can request an appointment, so you won't waste time."

"I’d be very grateful."

The Pentagon picked up another register, opened it, and glanced through the grid of names and numbers.

"Dr. Krevel has two free hours tomorrow," he said. "Do you need more time?"

"On the contrary, I think an hour will be enough."

"Perfect." the Pentagon marked something on the grid. "Tomorrow afternoon, half past two."

"Can you give me a memo?"

The Pentagon searched his desk for a blank piece of paper. While he was writing time and date, Kryptos looked around and his gaze lingered on the double doors that led to the area reserved for sick Shapes.

"Here it is." The Pentagon handed him a card. "Tomorrow at half past two, with Dr. Krevel. He will wait for you here."

"Thank you." Kryptos accepted the memo and turned it over in his fingers, wavering. Finally, he looked up. "Among your patients, there should be a certain Lemmer. Costanz Lemmer." He swallowed. "An Irregular."

The Pentagon took another register and searched again.

"Costanz Lemmer," read the Pentagon. "Yes, he came here two years ago."

Kryptos leaned forward.

"How is he? Is he good?"

"He died after three months," the Pentagon replied, looking up at him.

"What... how is it possible?" he asked. "What did he die of?"

"He was an Irregular," the doctor replied, "They’re never in good health."

"But he was fine... "

The Pentagon looked at him from base to top. You won’t understand, you’re just a Square, his gaze said.

Kryptos felt his organs twist and his throat tighten. He gave a brief blink of assent to the Pentagon, pushed the piece of paper deeply into his pocket and left the hospital.

As soon as he was outside, he turned right and started to walk with long strides. A terrible fear was growing inside him with every step. His arms trembled as he clutched his bag spasmodically. He started to run, panting with fear.

He stormed inside the prison, almost throwing his identification card in the eye of the guard that was sitting at the entrance.

"Attorney Langley." was the only introduction. He went in and, as soon as the security guard approached, Kryptos anticipated him, by approaching him first.

"Carelia Fij," he said, grabbing the guard’s arm. "Line. A year and a half ago. She was charged with multiple murders and sentenced to life in prison. Is she still here?"

The guard blinked, puzzled, and stepped forward, shaking Kryptos’ hand off him.

"I have to check the list. Hey..." he turned to his colleague behind the counter. "Where’s the list of inmates?"

The other guard passed it to him and he started to scroll. Kryptos looked down as well, searching for the Line in the list of names.

She was not on the list.

"Had we a Line here?" The guard asked his colleague, who was sitting behind the counter. "Carelia something."

The other guard seemed to think while rubbing his Isosceles top. Suddenly, his eye lit up.

"Oh yes!" he exclaimed. "The one who did the massacre! She cried every evening."

"That?" the guard rolled his eye. "It was even more depressing to stay here, with her crying that reached the entrance."

"What happened to her?" Kryptos asked, alternating his gaze from one guard to another.

"Dead," answered the Isosceles behind the counter.

"When?"

"I don't know." He shrugged, "Perhaps two or three weeks after her arrival."

Not even a month. Kryptos shivered.

"How?" he asked, with a firm tone.

"Maybe from illness."

"Maybe?"

"Do I look like a doctor, to you?" the guard justified himself. "That’s what was written on the report. Could it be that, by dint of crying, she got some strange disease."

Kryptos stepped back, he put a hand over his mouth.

"I... thanks for the information." He turned around and, without adding anything else, reached the door and left.

 


 

Dr. Krevel had an impeccable appearance, with a perfectly ironed lab coat and his eye arched in a polite smile that conveyed peace and tranquility.

Kryptos approached him, his hand extended. The doctor glanced at his inclined shape, lingered for a moment on his mouth and, in the blink of an eye, he returned to look him straight in the eye, without losing his gentle smile.

The perfect image of a good doctor.

"You must be Attorney Langley." Even his voice expressed the same calm that was radiating from his appearance.

"It's me," Kryptos introduced himself. "And you’re Dr. Krevel."

"In person." The doctor raised a hand to the door leading inside the hospital. "Do we want to move to a more comfortable place?"

"Your office will be perfect."

With a gentle smile, the doctor opened the entrance and led Kryptos down a white corridor, lined with numbered doors. They passed an Isosceles cleaner, who greeted them briefly before continuing his work.

They came to an area of unnumbered doors. Dr. Krevel chose one and opened it, revealing a large, square room, with two walls covered by bookcases, a desk and a large window overlooking an internal courtyard.

"Have a seat,” the doctor invited him, by pointing to one of the two chairs in front of his desk. He sat down on the other side. "I was told you need more clinical information. If you want, in addition to my explanations, I also have some illustrative files that can be useful to you."

Kryptos put his hands on the desk, without sitting down.

"Costanz Lemmer."

The doctor blinked.

"I beg you pardon?"

"Costanz Lemmer was Irregular," Kryptos said. "He has been diagnosed with an irregularity impossible to heal and the prosecution wanted to shatter him. After the trial, the judge decided to send him here." His hands were shaking. "It was two years ago: after three months here, he died."

"Oh." The doctor's gaze softened. "I didn't know you were close to him... "

"I was his attorney."

A blink of an eye.

"Oh," he repeated, "I thought..." The doctor waved his hand. "I'm sorry, attorney, but Irregulars always suffer from bad health. They may seem healthy, but it doesn’t take much for them to get seriously ill."

Kryptos bent over the table.

"Lemmer had been checked by a doctor two days before the trial," he said, "And he was in excellent health. He was thirty-five years old and trained every day. He had worked for ten years in lazarets and military hospitals, every day in contact with sick Shapes and he never caught a cold." Kryptos narrowed his eye. "He was in perfect health, better than mine and yours combined. So, doctor, I ask you to tell me what really happened."

The doctor's eye moved across the room again, looking for an escape. Kryptos moved his hands forward, reducing the space.

"Carelia Fij," Kryptos continued. "Line. She carried out a massacre, by killing her entire family, the neighbors and all those who tried to stop her. The prosecution wanted to shatter her. After the trial, it was proven she was in extremely stressful conditions and that that’s what triggered her. Therefore, the judge sentenced her to life in prison. After a couple of weeks, she died. She was also in excellent health, ate regularly and worked with other inmates. Now, call me psychic, but I find it quite strange that two healthy Shapes die in such a short time."

The doctor leaned against the back of the chair, in an attempt to distance himself from Kryptos.

"These things happen, attorney." His tone kept being polite, although his eye was still looking for an escape. "Often those who are better off, are also the first ones to die. Unfortunately, I wasn't Lemmer’s doctor, so I don’t know more: but if you want, I can ask..."

"I think you know everything, doctor," Kryptos interrupted him. "Tell me the truth: was Costanz Lemmer killed?"

The doctor embraced the room with a long gaze: one last, desperate attempt to escape. Then, he returned his eye to Kryptos.

"We don't "kill", attorney," he replied. "We help disabled and mentally incapacitated Shapes, by trying to cure their diseases. If the disease is incurable, then we allow them to live what remains of their life in a quiet place, where they cannot harm others."

"You’ll pardon me for this, but I did a few searches on the hospital and the prison." Kryptos opened his bag and took out two files. He placed them in front of the doctor. "On average, the stay of a prisoner in the state prison and the stay of a patient in the psychiatric hospital are the same: three months, more or less. After three months, patients die "from sickness". After three months, the prisoners are visited by a doctor, and immediately afterward they "died from sickness"." He put his hands on the table again and leaned forward. "I want the truth, doctor, and I want it now."

The doctor stared at the two files for a long time, without lifting a hand to open them. Every trace of brightness and smile had disappeared from his eye, which was dull and tense. He raised it on Kryptos.

"The psychiatric hospital has a name to keep," he replied. "We can’t open "branches" of the hospital: both because the hospital is one and because there aren’t enough Pentagons for all Irregulars. Do you know what the birth rate is? Five Isosceles for each Polygon. Five! And, every five, at least one Irregular always comes out. How can there be enough doctors, if there’s such a high number of Irregulars? We have to smooth out that difference in some way."

"And in prisons?"

"We certainly can’t fill the capital with prisons," the doctor justified himself. "You know better than me: everybody commits crimes, every day. With the number of committed crimes, prisons should’ve been saturated for a long time. So what should the government do? Leave criminals on the loose? Of course not. When the prison reaches a critical number of prisoners, we free up space to keep the situation under control."

“Lines are Lines and Irregulars... well, yours is still in the hospital, as far as I know, so at least he’s receiving some medical care. In any case, I don’t think he’s having a bad time.”

"Circles are too few, compared to the speed with which the Isosceles rabble reproduces."

"Of course the same procedure is not adopted for everyone," the doctor added immediately. "Shapes who still have close relatives enjoy a longer stay. But if there are no known relatives or they’re not interested in them, if their parents are dead, or if they’re alone, in that case, we intervene first."

Carelia Fij had killed all her relatives and acquaintances and there was no one left for her. Costanz Lemmer still had some relatives who might have been interested in him, so it was just a matter of checking if they were interested in his fate.

His arms started shivering too. Kryptos straightened up, picked up the files and slipped them into his bag.

By seeing that retreat, Dr. Krevel leaned across the table, recovering his composure.

"Attorney…"

"Thanks for your help, doctor." Kryptos blinked his assent. He tried to smile, but he felt like he has been turned into stone. "I apologize for taking away your precious time."

"You... you’re welcome." The doctor looked around, perplexed. "Do you want me to walk you...?"

"No, thank you." He raised a hand. "I remember where the exit is."

 


 

What to do?

Kryptos sat on the ground, his back against the sofa. The floor before him was filled with open books. Old cases, history and geometry books, notes in which he had collected Lelx' information on brightness/height, color, the origin of light, First and Third Dimensions.

Doors were closing in front of him, one after another. The Circles - because only they could have had the means for such cleaning - had managed to eliminate everything. No trace of color in history, except for a few lines about Chromatists. No mention of the importance of brightness. No theory, even experimental, about the origin of light. Everything was branded as useless, superfluous, unimportant.

What can I do, more?

Lelx had been accused of mythomania, blasphemy and paranoia. Heavy accusations to break down and he had nothing to counter them.

His thought returned to Dr. Krevel, to the list of dead Shapes he found during his research. Costanz Lemmer smiled the last time they met and thanked him for saving his life. Carelia Fij swore to him that she would be a new Woman and that she would make prison her new home.

Both had been killed.

“I always think I could gain more. I could... I don't know, get them out, maybe. Keeping them under surveillance, of course, but maybe... maybe free.”

“The ideas of equality and color will be fine in the Third Dimension, but they don’t work for our world.”

“Do you know what the birth rate is? Five Isosceles for each Polygon. How can there be enough doctors, if there’s such a high number of Irregulars? We have to smooth out that difference in some way.”

"Do you understand now why it’s so foolish to punish Irregulars for their Configuration? They are still Shapes of geometry. They’ll exist forever, so it's absurd to brand them as evil, just for their appearance. It’s not regularity that determines the Shape."

Kryptos raised his hands to cover the eye. He saw Lelx sitting cross-legged in his cell. He remembered the spark that lit up his eye, every time he saw Kryptos enter. That half-smile he gave him when they were speaking, so arrogant and intelligent.

The Chief Circle wanted to condemn him, Kryptos had nothing to save him. And, even if he managed to save Lelx, how long would he have been able to keep him alive, in prison or a mental hospital, before space started to run out?

"Kryptos..."

Kryptos lifted his hands from the eye and saw Martin. His brother-in-law was there, in the living room, standing in front of him, looking at him with a wide eye full of concern.

Am I  sleeping? Is this a dream?

"Kryptos," Martin repeated. He leaned over and touched his arm: his touch was real. "Lydya told me you’ve been here for two days, that you haven’t eaten anything, what’s going... hey!"

Kryptos clung to his arms and pressed his eye against his shape. He closed his eye tightly, holding back the tears, and pursed his lips to prevent himself from bursting into sobs.

"Oh, damn." Martin’s voice was overflowing with concern. "What happened? I knew it was serious, Lydya was too worried. Tell me everything, you know you can trust me."

Kryptos took a deep breath, exhaled and broke away from his brother-in-law. He reopened his eye.

"Martin..."

"Tell me."

He squeezed his arms.

"Martin, I must win this cause."

Martin blinked a few times, clearly off guard.

"But..." he knelt next to him. "You know you can't win it."

"I know!" The answer came out in a shrill full of desperation. "But I have to! I have nothing, but I have to save him because Lelx is right about everything."

"Wait, but you didn't want to see how crazy he was...?"

"He’s not crazy!" he replied, too loudly. He lowered his voice. "He's right about everything. About this world, about all worlds..."

"All worlds?"

"Do you remember that problem?" he said. "The one about paper strips? Make four identical triangles, with six paper segments. Do you remember how difficult it was?"

"Yes, I remember."

"Do you want to know what the solution is?"

"You know it?"

"The solution is a geometric figure with four faces, four vertices and six sides, which extend into brightness." He looked at his brother-in-law without wavering. "Its name is Tetrahedron."

"Te... tra... what?" Martin narrowed his eye, trying to see the shape. "Kryptos, what are you ta...?"

"This is the solution!" He insisted. "Extend yourself into brightness. If you try, you’ll be able to see it. Extend a Square into brightness: you will create a shape with eight vertices, six faces and twelve sides, called Cube. That's the result of three to the third power."

"Wait, what does this have to do with...?"

"It was Lelx who gave me this problem," Kryptos interrupted him. "This problem demonstrates that brightness isn’t just a feature Shapes have, but a real Dimension. Spatial dimensions are three, not two: length, width and brightness. Our brightness is infinitesimal, but imagine it extended..."

"But it's all theoretical..."

"It’s not." He tightened his grip on Martin’s arms. "A world like that exists. There are many others! They’re inhabited by creatures different from us, which are extended in three dimensions. Lelx saw them, spoke and lived with them."

"Kryptos..." Martin started to get up, but Kryptos pushed him back to the ground.

"I'm not crazy, Martin," he spelled out. "You've known me since the academy. You know I wouldn't take the words of a client seriously, without doing some research. I did everything I could. I discovered other things. And I'm sure Lelx is right."

Martin closed his eye and took a deep breath, inhaling and exhaling slowly. When he opened his eye, he was calmer.

"Are you really sure?"

“One hundred percent.”

"But you have no proof."

"No." Kryptos released his arms and grabbed his own top again. "I’ve nothing concrete."

"You could always prove he’s completely disabled and mentally incapacitated and have him shut down in a psychiatric hospital..."

"I can't." He looked at his brother-in-law with trembling eye. "Do you remember my old cases? The Line and the Irregular? They’re both dead. They were killed, to free up space for others."

"Really?!"

"A doctor from the psychiatric hospital told me." He grabbed Martin's arm again. His voice broke. "I considered them victories. Those were my victories. I thought I’d brought a little change in the world. That I’d give them a second chance. Instead, I only delayed their execution." His eye quivered. "I don't want Lelx to have the same fate."

Martin put his hand on Kryptos’.

"Okay," he said, with a firm tone. "I didn't understand everything and, from what little you said, I don't think your client is sane. But it's important to you, so I'll do everything I can to help you with your case. I will do research, even on old cases, to see if I can find any precedent to which we can cling."

Kryptos hugged him and shut his eye tight, trying to hold back his tears.

"Thanks, Martin."

His brother-in-law patted him on the back.

"That's what friends and family are for," he replied, with a hint of a smile in his voice. "Now, let's get out of here and come eat something."

"But the details…"

"We’ll think about them later, now you have to get your strength back." Martin stood up and held out his hand. "You won't be able to save your client if you can't stand up."

Notes:

Surely that was a tough day for our attorney. First the meeting, than discovering that all his cases weren’t as successful as he thought... his world is really going hard with him, isn’t it? Well, at least there is a small ray of hope, after all those bad news! Let’s all thank Martin for that.

In the next chapter, we will have a stronger Kryptos: now he knows the truth, his brother-in-law will help him and he will do everything to win this case. Who knows what kind of battle will take place? We can just wait and see.

Love you all <3

Chapter 13: ACT III - Thirteen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT III - AXOLOTL

CHAPTER 13

 

"Thank you for coming to the second meeting on the case Yipnon." Judge Beckenrohe spoke first, his eye shifted from Kryptos to the two prosecuting attorneys, that were lazily leaning on their chairs. "I propose to start, by agreeing on the verdict first, then let’s see how we can accommodate each other."

"Absolutely." The Square from the north put an arm on the table and leaned forward. His eye was as lively as his voice. "The accused Yipnon must be executed: I think we all agree on this."

"Don't make hasty statements, colleague," Kryptos replied coldly. He sat straight and firm, one hand over the other, his eye on the prosecutor.

The Square looked at him, amazed by that reply. Then he chuckled.

"I thought we’ve already established that your client is completely insane," he said. "Do you still need some clarification?"

"I think Lelx Yipnon is not what he seems from a cursory look."

"The accused speaks of non-existent worlds, without providing even half evidence."

"This doesn’t imply he’s completely insane."

"His ideas are paranoid and dangerous, they consume him."

"The client I talked to is all, but consumed by his ideas," Kryptos replied. "He’s lucid, cold and perfectly aware."

The prosecutor's Square curved his eye into a smile. His gaze lit up, a challenging look animated his expression.

"I thought you just wanted to negotiate on the days to give him before the execution, colleague," he leaned towards Kryptos. "I didn't think you dared to negotiate on the verdict."

Kryptos intertwined his hands. The hopeful expressions of the Line and the Irregular came back to his mind.

"I am the defense attorney," he replied, "I’m just doing my job."

And this time, I won't let my client get killed.

"It’s not necessary."

The balance of stares between Kryptos and the prosecution's Square broke down, both turned to the judge: Beckenrohe closed his file with a slam.

"W... what? " Kryptos asked.

The judge took off his reading monocle.

"Let me speak this clearly and simply, attorney." Even his tone had lost the usual solemnity. "I noticed that, recently, you’ve visited the library very often and you’ve done very assorted research."

A shiver ran down Kryptos’ back.

"As I said last time, there’s no need to put such a huge amount of energy in for this case," the judge continued. "The Circular Order has already established the conviction of Yipnon and the trial will confirm the Order’s verdict. You just have to take a seat in the courtroom, that’s all."

Cold closed around him from the inside, his hands trembled. Kryptos clenched them into fists.

"Your Lordship," he replied in a firm tone, "It was you who chose me as a defense attorney. Therefore, it’s my duty to carry out my task as honestly as possible, to defend the interests of my client..."

"Come now, I didn't choose you for your abilities." The judge rolled his eye. "You know that, in an attorney, is not important to admire its integrity and honesty, but the perfection of its shape and the exact precision of its right angles.”

Those words pierced him from side to side, causing Kryptos to lean back on the chair. The judge gave him a superior look, his eye lingered too much on his mouth detached from the eye and on his inclined sides. On the other side of the table, he heard the Square from the north hold a chuckle, while the other Square gave him a blatant look from the edge of his decorated folder.

That in-depth analysis overwhelmed him with shame. Kryptos fell silent and looked down at his clenched hands. The words Lelx said to him on the first day looped in his mind over and over again.

They’ve already decided to get rid of me and they just want to make my execution look legal. But, at the same time, they want to be sure they have a clear path, so they gave me the attorney with the lowest chance to win.

It was not an attack on him. It was an objective statement about how Polygons worked. How the system worked.

And that Kryptos could not do anything about it.

 


 

The problems started when he was in school.

The other Squares always gave him funny looks. All of them had a horizontal side above the eye, two vertical sides at the arms and another horizontal side as the base. If their opposite angles were connected by a line, they formed an X in the center.

He did not have a side above the eye, but an angle. The other was at the base, while the two opposite angles were at the arms. By joining them, they would not make an X, but a cross. His sides were not straight but arranged obliquely.

Failed Triangle, they called him in school. They threw him engraving pens and pushed him around, by taking advantage of the easy grip given by the angles on the sides, while laughing at his expressiveness, the result of that strange defect that had made him born with his mouth separated from the eye.

His parents repeated him to be patient. The Board certified that there were no irregularities and if the Board said it, then it was true. His sides were parallel, the angles of ninety degrees. He was a perfect Square, just a little tilted. And the separate mouth was just an imperfection, that did not affect his configuration. With annual medical checks, everything could have been kept under control.

So why did he have to be ashamed of what he was like? He was a regular Square.

Just a little crooked.

When he grew up, the little ones from the school gave way to the young people of the academy and mockeries were replaced by silent, perplexed gazes. He talked to some Squares and he even managed to find a good friend like Martin. At the end of the day, they were all regular Squares.

After school, he looked for a job. Despite the certificate from the Board that confirmed his regularity and the annual medical checks, no law firm wanted him. So he set off on his own and started looking for clients. Some of them looked at his tilted shape and declined his help, others looked at his tilted shape and accepted it. Typical consequences of the job, right? Even the best attorney is rejected by some clients, at the beginning of its career.

He began to ignore the weight of other gazes and just registered their existence. His friend Martin introduced him to his sister: a lovely Line, with a trilling voice and long, curved eyelashes. Lydya looked at his tilted shape, evaluated it with amazement and a little suspicion, but after five minutes of conversation, they were laughing together while holding their hands and looking into each other's eye.

His shape was not a problem, neither for his family, nor for his wife. His fellow attorneys approached him with the same polite detachment they used among them, the judges treated him exactly like any other attorney. Nobody pointed out his inclination, nobody made disrespectful comments. They were all adults, in a serious environment, doing their work.

When the guard opened the cell door and Kryptos entered, the first thing he saw was Lelx, sitting on the bed. The Triangle turned to look at him and a joyful flame lit up his intense eye. Kryptos was his first and only visit of the day. He was always his first and only visit, his window on the outside, the only one in the world who believed him.

Kryptos walked towards him, fell to his knees at Lelx’ feet and grabbed his hand. Tears gushed out before he could even try to hold them back, they ran down his shape and fell on the hand of the Triangle he could never save.

Lelx placed his other hand on his back and tightened his right fingers around Kryptos'. He did not need an explanation, because he was the smartest Triangle Kryptos had ever known, because he was probably the smartest Triangle that ever lived.

"Forgive me," Kryptos sobbed. "Forgive me, Lelx."

"It's all right," he said.

"You knew everything," he cried, "From the very beginning. You were right about everything. About this world, Circles, Women, color, about everything."

Lelx simply gave him a gentle stroke on the back.

"My old clients," Kryptos continued, between sobs, "Even those who were grateful to me. They had... everyone looked at my sides with distrust. Nobody truly believed in my abilities. Not even the judges themselves believe in me. Nobody will ever give me a chance to win."

Tears blurred his vision: he winked and pressed his eye against Lelx's knee.

"You were right," he said, "They chose me for you, because I'm the attorney with the lowest chance to win. Because they want to execute you. And... and it doesn't matter how much evidence I have, how much time it takes, how much energy I spent on this case. They’ve already decided." He squeezed his hand tight. "But I don't want you to die. I don't want them to kill you. You can't die."

Kryptos looked up at him. Lelx was looking at him with that intense and attentive eye: on the first day, he had compared it to the eye of a merchant, a scientist and a child. And it still had those aspects, along with a spark of deep awareness, of higher intelligence.

The Triangle that visited the Multiverse. The Triangle, whose knowledge can destroy centuries of Circles’ rule.

He will die and I won’t be able to save him.

Kryptos sobbed harder and hold his hand in his own.

"You’re the only one who’s never really cared about my sides," he said, "From the beginning."

That unique eye narrowed into a smile.

"With all that I’ve seen in the Third Dimension," he said, "Your sides are a pleasant reminder of what’s beyond this world."

Other tears stung his eye and Kryptos abandoned himself against Lelx, clung to his hand as if he were the prisoner sentenced to death and Lelx the only one who could save him.

Because, it was just like that: after Lelx was gone, he would be condemned to survive in a tight, small world, discriminated against for his tilted shape, under the rule of leaders who would hide the truth forever. He would have been the only Shape from the Second Dimension who knew the truth and could never spread it.

"It's all right, Kryptos," Lelx said to him, still holding his hand tightly. "I don't know what will happen, but it won't end here."

Kryptos did not reply but clung to him, as if Lelx was the anchor that could protect him from the approaching cyclone and the series of events that would have destroyed their lives.

 


 

The return home was very long.

His eye was still heavy and his shape wet with his own tears. Now and then, when he blinked, a tear kept stinging his eye: Kryptos looked down, pulled out his handkerchief and dried it quickly before someone noticed it.

Once he was safely at the entrance of his home, he put his jacket on the hanger, left the bag on the floor and dragged his feet inside.

A warm light came from the kitchen, along with the gentle vibration of his wife's Peace Cry. Kryptos turned to look inside and the bright light made him squint.

Lydya was knitting something while checking the pots that mumbled on the stove. Eddie was on the high chair, chewing his rattle. It was a scene of pure delight, a small picture of perfect family life, a supernatural peacefulness that tightened the pain at the center of his shape, sinking sharp nails into it.

Lydya saw him out of the corner of her eye and turned to look at him. Her pupil widened, her eye curved into an affectionate smile. She left her sewing work on the table and came to meet him.

"Kryptos!" her voice was a trill of pure joy, a sublime perfection that crushed him, took away his strength and, at the same time, filled him with dazzling love for that delightful figure.

Kryptos met his wife halfway and hold her in his arms.

"D... darling? " she asked, puzzled.

"Let’s stay like this," he asked, while holding her tight. "Just for a little while."

And Lydya, considered ignorant and illiterate just because she was a Woman, put her hands on his back and held him tightly against her, in silence.

 


 

The sky went from the light gray of the day to the dark gray of the night, as the brightness slipped away from his cell. Lelx sat cross-legged on the floor, his gaze turned to the small window up high: an empty fragment of the sky was visible behind the bars, a black surface without moon or stars.

He still felt Kryptos' tears on his shape, their wet blue desperation contrasting with the white/black/gray triptych of their world. His hand still tingled, remembering the Square's anguished grip when he clung to him.

He knew that Kryptos could not have done anything. He knew it from the start. He was playing an impossible battle against too-powerful enemies. However, Kryptos had held out some hope. His eye was full of determination, every time he visited Lelx. He carried out research, analyzed his words, collected every fragment of useful information, by spending hours on it. That total dedication was astonishing, Kryptos had utter trust in him. He, who had been branded as madman and mythomaniac by his own family.

So he had entrusted himself to Kryptos, to his investigations, to his comforting trust, captured by those three words he had said, that had given Lelx back a thread of hope.

"I believe you."

He thought no one in that world could still believe him. Not after his parents left him with the Circles and his sisters turned their backs on him. Not after being whipped and imprisoned. Not after repeating his story too many times, only to be branded as a madman every single time.

Kryptos believed him and helped him. He had given him hope again. They had believed it together. But, with that desperate cry, the illusion had been finally broken: their impossible battle remained such and a small attorney could not bring down the millennial regime of the Circles.

"The ideas of equality and color will be fine in the Third Dimension, but they don’t work for our world. The Sphere never wanted to understand it, although we’ve imprisoned and executed its Apostles for generations."

Rìem had sentenced him to death, by sending him home. Yet, at the moment, Lelx was unable to feel anger towards him: he shared Kryptos' sadness, the awareness of the short time left, but he was not angry with Rìem for all that.

He had seen the Third Dimension and spoken to its creatures. He had discovered he was a synesthete and that his senses all reacted together to music, letters, and colors. He knew he was the best Triangle in his world and a creature unique in the whole Multiverse.

He could not die like this.

You will not die as a merchant in the Plane."

He looked at the square of black sky visible from the window. The darkness brought to his mind the memory of the dark cave lit by a fire and the circle of travelers that were preparing a ritual for their rest.

Lelx closed his eye and took a deep breath. He felt the echo of the fire’s flavor, he smelled the red scent of the pipe. In his palm, he felt the weight of the oval stone Xerje had passed him: intense red, more than the pipe and the fire.

"These are our companions. Signs of communion with everything. No creature of the Multiverse is ever truly alone."

"I thought every Shape was born alone and died alone."

"You can't be alone, if you’re part of everything."

He heard the crackling fire, saw Xerje smiling at him, saw his eyes shining like galaxies. Pipe smoke spread over them. Dust was thrown into the fire, which took on a pink scent. The song of the creatures on the other side of the fire reached him.

Even though he was not physically there, he was still with them.

What would you do if you were in my place, Xerje? Well, these two - dimensional walls couldn't hold you back and you would be out already. But what if you couldn’t?

"If you’re out of answers and your hopes are gone, invoke the Axolotl and he will offer you a path. He never leaves an unheard prayer."

To pray? Lelx smiled, keeping his eye closed. And do you really think he can hear me from here, in the Second Dimension?

“The Axolotl listens and answers every question.”

Lelx focused on his memory of the fire, on the pink currents in which the embryos of Universes were shining.

"Axolotl," he whispered, "I don't know if you can hear me, from the Dimension where you are. But if you can do it, if you can listen to me, then help me." His hands were shaking. “I don't know what to do anymore. I have no more hopes. But there are still so many things I haven’t seen and done." His voice cracked. "I still want so much."

He opened his eye again: the sky was still black.

"Help me."

And he hoped that prayer fragment would go beyond the boundaries of his Dimension, past Rìem’s own, and reach the Great Guardian in his unknown Universe.

Notes:

“For why should you praise, for example, the integrity of a Square who faithfully defends the interests of his client, when you ought in reality rather to admire the exact precision of his right angles?”

Last time I read Flatland, this sentence got stuck in my mind. It was the perfect representation of what this world really is: shallow, stuck in its ideas, more interested in how you look, instead of how talented you are.

And that’s what happened to Kryptos. He’s tilted, so that means he’s not good. Shapes don’t care how good he can be, how talented he is, because his look comes before anything else.

So... no awesome payback. No sweet revenge against the system. No Kryptos going around and showing who’s the boss. Just some harsh reality, remembering him what his place is in this society.

And that means, Lelx will die. His fate has been decided from the start, you knew since chapter one. Everything has been a huge dream, a big hope we all shared. But we all knew what the Plane really is: a cold, unforgiving world, that kills everything that tries to break free. There’s no mercy for the living and no mercy for the condemned. Even prayers are left unhearded.

In the next chapter we will see the fate of Lelx Yipnon, the Equilateral who saw the Third Dimension, the Triangle who could’ve changed the world, the creature that wants more than anyone else.

Chapter 14: ACT III - Fourteen

Notes:

It’s highly recommended to listen to these melodies while reading the corresponding parts, because it’s just a small hint of how colours sing in Lelx’ mind.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT III - AXOLOTL

CHAPTER 14

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-pPyKvRl8

Herman Beeftink - "Autumn" (for flute and piano)

 

He dreamed of floating in midair, weightless in a huge space. Maybe he had just died in his sleep, murdered by the Circles before he could show up for the trial. That would have been a great way to get rid of an annoying Shape who knew too much: funny the Circles had not thought it before. Maybe there was some stupid rule that prevented them from doing so.

He opened his eye: he was surrounded by pink, its familiar taste of tea and the scent of paper, dense under his fingers. Lelx tried to turn around and turned 180 degrees, without any effort. There was no above or below: pink was everywhere, interspersed with blue ribbons, flute melodies that were part of the intense piano music. The glow points were dazzling fragments, that widened with every breath during the slow process that would transform them into Dimensions.

So do you end up here, when you die? In the place where Dimensions are born?

Something rustled around him and, out of the corner of his eye, Lelx saw the pink and blue currents meet and wrap themselves in spirals.

"Am I dead?" he asked them.

"You’re in the time and space between time and space," the whole place replied. "But only as a projection. Your physical body is still sleeping in your bed."

"So I'm here only with my mind?"

"Exactly."

From the ethereal wandering of the currents, Lelx saw a majestic creature emerge. It had the color of the currents, a large oval head and long appendages that swayed with it, a soft red tuba sound, which accompanied the varied melody of the piano pink.

The creature floated too, spinning around him like a planet around its star. It was a slow rotation, following the currents. The tail of the creature, while drawing that movement, stirred the pink and blue beams and new white dots sprouted here and there.

"Are you the one who creates the universes?"

"Universes are born and die without anyone's need," the creature replied. "Here they only find a fertile ground in which to grow."

The creature appeared again above him. His black eyes seemed to enclose other infinite glow points.

"Are you the Axolotl?" Lelx asked.

"Yes."

"Did you hear my prayer?"

"Yes." It looked like his wide mouth was bent in a perpetual smile. "And, since you came this far looking for me, you can ask me a question. What do you want to ask?"

Lelx watched the creature spin around him, in that placid orbit. He listened to the combined melody of the pink piano and blue flute. He watched the glow points grow with each breath.

And he spoke.

"I am a creature of the Second Dimension, born in a world that is too small for me," he said. "My world is dominated by a restricted class of tyrants, who impose a fake truth. The inhabitants have slave and weak minds, as flat as the universe in which they live. Ideas can’t be born, because the leaders kill anyone who dares to propose something new. Music doesn't exist. The color was banned by the Circles, which are the only ones to use it in secret. The only thing that matters is having a large number of sides, to see your children and grandchildren become aristocrats and living off ignorants.

“The Third Dimension doesn’t exist in my world, nor is its existence imagined. The only ones who know the truth are the tyrants. But they hide it from others and deny it to themselves, because they’re afraid to let others know that, outside of the small world in which they rule, there’s a huge universe in which they have no importance.

“I was born in this world, under this regime. I grew up in this cage of rules, forced to treat Shapes differently, according to the number of their sides. They never let me think of something new, they never allowed me to get out of the predetermined path."

His eye brightened.

"But I did it," he continued. "I turned from that path. I broke down the barriers of my world and visited the Third Dimension." His eye was full of excitement. "I saw perspective. I’ve seen shadows and how they follow creatures in each step, by moving in opposition to the light. I saw colors, listened to their music, smelled their perfumes, brushed my fingers against them, and tasted them on my tongue. I learned to read and write again and the words sang around me, took on color and flavor. I studied new mathematical laws, which opened up a huge world of formulas and theories for me. I touched solid shapes: I learned their names and structure, I calculated their volume and perimeter.

“And then I went beyond and talked to the creatures of the Third Dimension. I learned that Dimensions are even more than I imagined, that colors can be created in many different ways. I tried all the possible colors at the same time, I took part in invocation rituals and learned what a God is. I saw different worlds and each one taught me something. I’ve seen what a universe can become if full freedom is granted to color. I saw a lot and I didn't see anything, because there was still so much to see."

His voice cracked.

"I want to live to see all that this Multiverse has to offer me. I want to see a star die in a supernova. I want to jump through Dimensions until I see the Tenth with my eye. I want to create new colors, which nobody has ever created. I want to attend other parties and talk to other creatures. I want to hear other stories, see other rituals, learn other names, walk in other lands, float in other spaces, explore other worlds." He raised his hands in front of him. "I still want so much and I have so little time left."

The Axolotl was above him again, still rotating in his slow orbit. His front legs stretched towards Lelx, they cupped behind him, like a shield to protect his shape.

"Poor, little creature," he talked, with that voice that echoed everywhere. "Your thirst for knowledge is so great that not even the inhabitants of the largest Dimension of the Multiverse would be able to match it. Such craving requires colossal Dimensions and vast worlds to be kept at bay: you, on the other hand, were born in one of the smallest."

His voice was sweet, blue honey like the one around him.

"I feel so much pity for you, son of the Second Dimension," he said. "I’ve never seen so much desire for knowledge in a single life form. And such a delicate one, moreover. What a sad fate, to have such an insatiable hunger and not have the opportunity to satisfy it! And your time is running out too: your tyrants have already set the date of your execution."

The Axolotl brought the giant head closer to him.

"I want to give you a gift," he said, "A crumb of my possibilities. You have so many dreams and desires that have been denied you and too little time to realize them: you won't be able to control time, because that power is already in other hands, but I will make yours infinitely long, so you’ll be able to satisfy the need you have inside as much as possible.

“Since you’re an idealist and a dreamer, I will give you dominion over the dream world. You’ll be able to enter the dreams of every creature in the Multiverse, talk to them and, if you want, tell them your story. Your figure will become a source of inspiration for billions of people, who will overthrow absolute regimes like yours and spread ideas of freedom and equality. Under your inspiration, they will proclaim themselves brothers and equals, with no more distinction of religion, ideas, or race. Reason and knowledge will be extended to all and will become the thread that binds people together. There will no longer be closed social castes because reason will bring together all creatures. There won’t be any more obstacles to studying knowledge: everyone will dare to go beyond, they’ll have more desire to know, they’ll abandon the darkness of obscurantism to move into the light of a new world. And you will be the inspiration for all of this."

Lelx listened to him with his eye wide open, dazzled by those wonderful images of an infinite future, of worlds that collapsed and rose from their ashes, of that range of possibilities. The smile of the Axolotl seemed to widen.

"But above all," he added, "I will give you the greatest gift, what nobody in the Plane has ever granted you: free will.

“You will no longer be tied to a single destiny, but you’ll be able to choose yours. You can do as I said, go to the Multiverse and inspire billions of people, by bringing them the light of reason. But, if you want, you can also stay in your world and improve it. You will be able to overthrow the tyrants' regime because their weapons won’t be able to kill you. You can spread the truth and make your people evolve, by giving them awareness.

“But you can also do the exact opposite: you can destroy and bring chaos, to become the new tyrant of your world. You can scare the Multiverse and make its creatures fear you. You can pour so much knowledge into their minds, to drown them under the weight of despair. You’ll be able to burn entire worlds, be worshipped by others, and lead to fights between the obsessed. No mere weapon will be able to kill you anymore and only very few of them will hurt you: you can become a warlord, a ruler of chaos, a tyrant who consumes worlds and to whom people submit themselves.

“Or, you can do nothing. You can let my gift remain silent in you and, in five days, be executed by your tyrants. The choice is yours and all paths are open for you: this is free will.”

His eyes shone with a more intense, stern light.

“But remember: every choice will have consequences. Some will be less serious, some more. And, if choices depend on you, the consequences will be inevitable and you won’t be able to escape them. So choose carefully what your path will be, Lelx Yipnon, because in the end, for better or worse, we will meet again.”

The Axolotl closed his black eyes and, when he opened them again, black had given way to a golden light, dazzling more than a thousand stars, blazing more than a supernova.

Lelx shielded his eye with his arms and squeezed it while facing that impossible light. When he raised his eyelids again, he was back in his cell.

And his hands gave off a soft golden light.

He sat up and turned his palms towards him: the light was still there, a soft golden glow that broke the darkness of the night. He turned to the small window above him, but the sky was still a black square. There were no other lights in the cell and the Fog that permeated his world was as pearly as always. That was color. It sang in his ears, caressed his eye, hesitated on his tongue, filled the air with its perfume.

Lelx closed his hands in two fists and reopened them: two blue flames appeared in the center of his palms, small fresh fires with the smell of rain, which emitted the subtle music of the flute.

"You are destined to do great things."

All he had to do was want it and flames spilled from his hands, spread out to fill the entire cell. The blue fire reached the door, consumed it and ran out.

"Hey, what's ha... AAAAAH!"

The guards’ screams gave boosts to the flames. The fire poured out of the window, devoured wood and metal, slithered through the streets.

Lelx stood up and left his cell, while the fire moved away in his wake. He saw the Isosceles guards flee, he heard muffled screams coming from the closed cells: fists were slamming, before the doors got consumed and fire submerged the cells’ occupants.

Other screams reached him, as he got closer to the outside. First, the ones of pain, because the sight of color was burning everyone’s eye, then screams of despair when color erased everything else.

He left the prison in a blue sea, welcomed by the deep melody of flutes and cellos, by a taste of honey that burned the tongue, by the smell of damp wood. The flames danced light, wet against his skin like raindrops, devouring every stone, every plant, every house and every Shape. Blue took control, overwhelmed the monotonous gray and moved back to the black of the night. Even screams fell silent, overwhelmed by the thunderous music of color.

Lelx raised his hands. He closed his eye and brought his palms to him, letting the blue fire submerge his figure.

"It’ll be in a cage where you will spend most of your life."

It was like being brought into the Third Dimension again. His shape tore along the brightness and all other Dimensions. His structure disassembled, returned to atoms, which broke into infinitesimal particles.

All he had to do was want it and his particles changed. Fragments of strings modified their melody and twisted, by creating different sub-dimensions. Atoms aggregated into unstable forms, seeking balance. New combinations of matter were formed, wood and stone and matter and antimatter, liquid that gave way to solid, choosing in the infinite range of possibilities, what he wanted.

"Are you kidding me? I like my shape. I like being Equilateral."

"Do you like it?"

Yes. I bet you haven't heard many Shapes talking  about things they like."

Strings changed melody, atoms aggregated into a new stable form, matter assembled once again. The fire that enveloped him rose high, reached the boundaries of the Second Dimension and broke them, by acquiring a new spatial Dimension.

The flames opened up, the walls of the cage melted and he rose again.

"But one day you’ll get out of it and you will be similar to a God."

 


 

The last thing he remembered was going to sleep. Lydya's hand, clasped in his own, led him into the sweet oblivion, by extinguishing the heavy pain that oppressed his shape. Kryptos had closed his burning, wet eye, longing for a semblance of peace from the thought of Lelx and of the verdict he could never change.

He had run out of tears, by dint of crying. All his research, all his efforts, all his hopes were reduced to smoke. Even if his brother-in-law Martin had found something in the library, the verdict would not have changed: the Circles would have executed Lelx and his death would have been the greatest defeat of Kryptos’ life.

When Kryptos opened his eye again, he expected daylight and the crushing awareness of his failure. But instead, he saw the most incredible thing ever.

He was floating in midair, suspended and weightless. The black of the night was around him, above and below and on both sides, in an impossible way that made his mind spin. It was not pitch black, but there was something that brightened the darkness up: he did not quite understand what it was, but it was like a very long strip of paper...

"I’ll give you a problem: you have six equal segments, with the same length and width. Make four identical equilateral triangles, by joining them only by their ends.”

... that... yes, that should be fire, the thing that was burning. But it did not have the appearance of the white and gray fire he knew: those flames shone with an otherworldly light, too bright, with an intensity that could be compared neither to simple white nor to gray shades. It attracted his gaze, prevented him from looking away but, at the same time, made his eye burn.

Kryptos raised both hands and rubbed his eye, which had started to water. A glimpse of that wonderfully toned fire reached him through half-closed eyelids, it burned at full strength.

What's happening?

He blinked several times and finally bore that sight. The intense hue stopped attacking his pupil and he began to appreciate its nuances that were so... other. He even approached, by floating nearer in that black space, until he saw something and stopped.

There was a black silhouette against that other shade. A Triangle with regular sides, that was floating in mid-air and, just like him, had been attracted by that impossible sight.

As if he had heard him, the Triangle turned and, in the light of the fire, Kryptos recognized him.

He shone with a different light, which was not white, nor gray, nor similar to that of the flames. It was a light that caught the eye, that hurt and filled the sight, that attracted attention and rang out. He looked the Triangle in the eye and recognized the gaze of a scientist, a merchant, and a child.

Along with a spark of madness.

Lelx Yipnon folded his eye into a smile.

"My dearest Kryptos." He reached out to him and invited him to come closer. "Come here, my friend. Enjoy the show."

Kryptos approached, looked at that blazing fire, so particular, so intense, so multi-dimensional.

"What happened?" he murmured, dazed.

"I told you I’d find a solution to the problem," Lelx replied. "It wouldn't end as they wanted."

Awareness pierced him like an icy blade.

"That’s…"

"That's the Plane burning," Lelx completed for him, his voice vibrating with excitement. He raised his arms towards the flames. "Admire the perfection of chaos, listen to how the fire I created sings."

"What... what did you do..."

"No one believed me and nobody would have." Lelx turned to him: his eye was full of affection. "Only you were on my side. You’re the only one who deserved to be saved."

Kryptos looked at the flames, hypnotized. He felt empty inside, dazed by that information, frozen by the awareness that was his world and he was outside.

"My family..." he murmured, stunned.

"Your wife would never understand," Lelx continued as if it were obvious. "She was a product of our society, a mind that has been kept ignorant for too long, to be able to see the truth. While your son, growing up, would have turned against you, branding you like an old fool and having you locked up in a mental hospital."

"But... Martin..."

"Your brother-in-law? " Lelx let out a small chuckle. "Do you really think he would’ve helped you to the end? He didn't believe you and never would have, not even in the future. When the Circles would come for you, he wouldn't lift a finger to defend you."

Kryptos turned to him: Lelx was looking at him with that happy gaze, his eye curved in a dazzling smile.

Oh, how wrong I was. He heard, in a very distant part in the depths of himself. He really was insane.

"Lelx..." was all he could say.

"No." The Triangle raised a hand. "That’s not my name anymore." He looked at the flames, suddenly serious. "Lelx Yipnon died in the Second Dimension."

He blinked and his eye changed, causing Kryptos to move back in surprise. The pupil rotated backward, giving way to a series of images that followed very quickly, showing different tones, different signs and figures, letters vaguely similar to those he knew and others impossible to understand, a neverending list of unknown languages...

The eyelids covered the eye. When they lifted again, the pupil was back.

"Bill," he said, savoring that name, "Bill Cipher."

Kryptos simply stared at him, dazed and shocked. The Triangle looked at him.

"Yes," he declared. "This will be my name, from now on."

 


 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR1dBPh49Pc

"The Barber of Seville" as jacked by Greg Pattillo  (flute)  and Eric Stephenson  (Cello)

 

 

Kryptos kept looking at him with his mouth open, stunned by all those news.

He hasn't seen anything yet, Bill thought. Even he was not yet fully aware of his new potential: he had just scratched the surface and had already come to create something wonderful.

He turned to the burning Second Dimension and spread his arms before that concert. The music of blue shades alternated low tones with sparkling moments, the spicy honey flavor created a wonderful contrast with the scent of rain. It was an impossible miracle, a new creation, different from the pathetic mediocrity of the flat world in which he lived.

There was nothing important down there. Nothing worth saving. The only worthy thing ever born from that world was him, with his intelligence and his unparalleled hunger for knowledge.

He looked down. He saw the flames devour buildings and ground, trees and mountains, wood and stone broken by the power of a fire impossible to put out. He looked at the creatures who hid under the earth and those who fled through the earth, into the woods and tried to slip into some dens, looking for safe shelters.

And finally, he looked down on the still surviving Shapes, which fled to the ends of the world. He saw them cry, scream, beg the Circles, their voices lost in the flames but audible only by him, the only true God who could decide their fate.

Bill Cipher saw everything which he had made and it was good.

 

END OF CHAPTER 14

END OF ACT III - AXOLOTL

Notes:

Weeell... what an ending, isn’t it? With this chapter we officially close ACT III and signs the end of the Plane Era. The Plane is no more, along with its inhabitants. We cannot decide anymore who is worthy and who is not, they won’t be able to show us their intentions: there is now a new God, a young God who decides about life and death, who is finally able to express himself.

Lelx Yipnon is dead, Bill Cipher is born.

And with his birth, we enter the Discovery Era. A new, wonderful period of discoveries, in which this new God, blessed with otherwordly powers from the Great Guardian himself, will learn more about his new gift. There’s not a single path to follow anymore, all the doors are now open for him. This is the greatest gift, this is free will.

Let’s meet again two weeks, to see the start of this new, long Era.

Love ya all <3

Chapter 15: ACT IV - Fifteen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 15

 

The Plane burned deliciously, its music was pure harmony and Bill Cipher was leading it: the yellow of his new shape guided, with the sound of the trumpet, the note of blue flute along a cheerful and carefree melody.

The fire reached the borders of the Second Dimension and erupted outwards, beyond the edges and below what had been a pathetic, flat gray line.

A world as flat as the minds of its inhabitants.

He turned to look at Kryptos, expecting to see a smile on his expressive face too. But the Square was still staring at the fire, with empty eye. He did not even blink. He was just frozen on the spot, with his arms dangling and his mouth closed, stunned.

Urgh, it was still for his wife and son. But he would outgrow that soon: there was so much to do, to know, to explore and he still has to see everything! In the long run, he would not have needed those two anyway.

Bill held out his hand, with a broad, satisfied smile.

"Come with me."

Kryptos finally shook himself out of the trance: he blinked, looked away from the flames and set his gaze on him. In his pupil, there was confusion, pain and still that stupid sadness for that stupid loss.

It’ll pass. We have all the time of the Multiverse.

"Where?" Kryptos asked, confused.

"To see everything they’ve kept hidden from us."

 


 

The first stop was not far away.

The Solid was two minutes from the Plane: it was enough to ascend a little higher, beyond that veil that separated their two Dimensions, and everything took shape, everything became more defined, deeper, more three-dimensional.

And the Third Dimension burned even more deliciously than the Second.

Sitting on top of the building he had chosen as an observation point, Bill crossed his legs and rested both arms on his knee. He leaned forward, mesmerized by the sight of the blue fire entering houses, breaking through windows, devouring roofs. The colors of the Solid created a variegated, chaotic musical base to the light blue of flutes and the dark blue of cellos, while the suffocated screams of solid Shapes were a worthy accompaniment to the work of art he had just created.

He glanced at Kryptos: the Square was standing behind him, looking around, admiring the splendor of the three dimensions. He was slowly spinning around, trying to extend his gaze beyond the borders of that gigantic world. Cold still surrounded him and sadness permeated at the bottom of his eye, but curiosity was growing stronger inside.

See? It wasn't that difficult. All he had to do was walk it off.

Bill smiled, pleased with himself. He had solved Kryptos’ lack of receptivity, freed the Plan from its own flatness and even the Solid would have improved, without all those arrogant three-dimensional Shapes that thought so highly of themselves.

He looked down at a couple of Tetrahedrons running below him, screaming and crying as they were devoured by flames.

Uhmmm... he could have used a very good martini right at the moment.

A glass of martini materialized in his hand and Bill caught it before it fell. He blinked several times, twirling the glass stem between his fingers. The liquid inside looked like a martini. He tasted it: and it was a very good one.

He looked at the glass, let go of the stem and the empty glass disappeared.

Even this.

So he could materialize anything he wanted. Solid or liquid, existing or invented. He could create an impossible colored fire, capable of consuming stones and he could make a glass of alcohol appear in front of him.

He laughed, ecstatic.

So much power!

"Do you still find me fragile and delicate, Rìem?" He asked, turning his gaze to the large villa, two hundred meters ahead, clearly visible from his position. The garden burned deliciously, the fire consumed walls and roof. Even though he was not physically inside, Bill could see the library overrun with flames, the books curling in the fire, the radio melting in the heat, the paintings losing their colors.

And Rìem, closed in a corner, surrounded by flames.

How does it feel to be the one trapped?

His laughter rose louder and thundered over the burning Dimension. How did it feel to be the puppets of a much more powerful God, who could decide their life or death? How did it feel to be under someone else's jurisdiction? So? How does it feel to be condemned, Rìem?

He heard a groan and a sigh behind him. Bill turned and saw Kryptos bent on his knees: his eye was closed and he was rubbing it slowly with his fingertips.

"Too much three-dimensionality all at once?" He joked. "And you haven't seen anything yet. Wait till you see one of those Dimension where..."

The door to the rooftop swung open and a figure crawled out, dragging itself on its arms. It was a three-dimensional Hexagon, its shape a bright red. He had no eyes, but a bushy mustache over a mouth with large, orange lips. His mouth was open and he was coughing smoke: he had clearly managed to escape the fire, albeit losing part of his mustache.

"Well, well, well!" Bill welcomed him, turning his back on the show of the burning city. He uncrossed his legs and stood up, to get closer to the crawling figure. "Look who's got away! You're still alive, well done!"

The Hexagon raised his mouth to him and, although he did not have an eye, he seemed to be able to see him anyway.

"And who the heck are y...?"

"Bill Cipher, nice to see ya!" he introduced himself, holding out his hand. "I’m the one who burned everything down!"

Behind him, Bill heard Kryptos utter a strangled cry. A second later, he was at his side, ready to intervene in case of problems. But there would not be any, Bill knew it. He stood still, his hand outstretched, waiting for a reaction from the Hexagon.

The newcomer "looked" at him, turned to Kryptos and focused on him again.

"What kind of Tetrahedron would you be, anyway?"

"I'm not a Tetrahedron!" Bill replied lively, "I'm a Triangle! Two Dimensions, you know?"

The Hexagon looked even more perplexed than before.

"See, one of your Spheres was unfair to me," Bill explained, "So I decided to come here and give him a taste of his own medicine." A blue flame appeared in the palm of his hand. "And I burned everything because I could."

He brought the flame closer to the Hexagon and looked at him from above the fire, with an icy gaze.

"Any objections?"

"No, no, not at all," the Hexagon immediately replied. He raised both arms. "All’s good."

Bill laughed.

"What a fun guy!" He snapped his fingers and three glasses appeared in front of the three-dimensional figure. "Okay, stay focused, this is your last test: only one of the three glasses contains water, while the other two are poisoned. If you choose the right one, you’ll survive. Otherwise, you will die."

The Hexagon opened his mouth to protest, but Bill beat him on time.

"And if you refuse to do it, I’ll burn you." The blue flame appeared in his hand again. "You haven’t much time. Make your choice."

The Hexagon lowered his "gaze" on the three glasses, bit his lips. He “looked up” at Bill again, shifted to Kryptos, returned to the glasses. He moved his hand to grab the middle one, changed his mind and pointed to the right one, then to the left. His raised hand kept hesitating, moving from one glass to another, unsure about which one to choose.

In the end, he slammed the hand to the ground.

"Screw it." He grabbed the first glass in front of him and chugged it, without swallowing. He almost choked and started to cough, while giving himself strong pats on the front.

Bill burst out with a loud laugh.

"You’re hilarious!" He bend over, still snickering, and took the two glasses left. "None of them was poisoned, it was a joke! There’s just gin and chili. My recipe, I just invented it to have fun with ya.” He gave a glass to Kryptos. "I bet it burns, huh?"

"Oh shit, I’m going to die," the Hexagon managed to say, between coughs. "You’re totally crazy."

"I know, I know, I'm such a hoot." Bill waved the glass between his fingers. "But you're not bad either! You can handle the fire pretty well!" He approached the crawling figure and gave him a pat on the back. "Too bad for your legs! You weren't quick enough, huh?"

"I was born without legs," the Hexagon’s coughs calmed down and he swallowed a couple of times. "But if I had them now, I would kick your flat base from here to the stars."

Bill laughed again and patted him on the back.

"You're funny!"

"And you almost killed me."

"Twice," added Bill. He snapped his fingers and another glass appeared in his hand. "And you survived both times, so great job, pal! What's your name?"

"H... Hectorgon."

"I’m Bill, he’s Kryptos." He raised his glass towards the Hexagon. "Welcome to the team! Don’t worry: there’s just champagne, this time. You know, to toast with style."

Hectorgon looked at Bill's glass held out to him, then he lowered his mustache to the one in his hand. He looked at Bill again and raised his glass to make them clink. Bill laughed, delighted.

"I like this guy, he's intuitive!" He elbowed Kryptos. "He immediately understands which side he’s better on!" He touched Kryptos's glass with his own. "Let's toast, pals! At the new dawn!"

Hectorgon brought the glass to his lips and tried a first, cautious sip. Kryptos, still dazed and perplexed, looked at the glass and brought it to his lips too. As if invoked by his toast, dawn appeared on the horizon and the bright, yellow light of the star illuminated the burning Solid, caressed the fiery roofs, yellow and red merged with dark and light blue, creating shades of green, music that overlapped, flavors that filled the air.

Bill listened to them, tasted them, and looked at them. He drank his champagne and laughed, laughed at the wondrous chaos he had created, at the infinite worlds that awaited him, at the sea of powers that filled him, a sea of which he had only explored the surface.

"Enjoy this dawn, old friend!" Bill shouted, throwing his glass down from the building, in the direction of the burning villa. "Enjoy my sentence!"

And, before the flames reached them too, Bill snapped his fingers and brought his friends out of there.

 


 

"So what you have over your mouth is... mustache?"

"Yes."

"And... what’s a mustache?" Kryptos asked.

"This." Hectorgon combed it between his fingers. "Or, at least, what's left of it."

"Um, yeah, about that..." Bill snapped his fingers and the burnt part grew back. "I didn't want to ruin your look."

"You were pretty lucky to go up the right building," Kryptos told him.

Bill brought them to a different place, away from the burning city. There were no cities to be seen there: on the contrary, there was nothing up to the horizon, apart from the grass meadow on which they were sitting. Were they still in the Solid? Kryptos had no idea.

"I lived there,” Hectorgon replied, "I was the family’s cripple."

"And..." Kryptos looked at him from top to base. "And they kept you?"

"Well, of course, what were they supposed to do? Kill me?" Hectorgon laughed, but his laughter died away immediately. "Oh, no. Don't tell me. In the Plane, they would’ve killed me."

Kryptos looked away and rubbed his arm uncomfortably.

"Well..."

"Yes," Bill replied, without any ceremony. "Because they would’ve seen just an Irregular in you and nothing else."

"Well, maybe you could’ve survived," Kryptos began, unsure, "You’re a Polygon, after all. Maybe they would’ve kept you..."

"By subjecting you to endless checks and by making sure you found the perfect Line, to have kids with good health and, more importantly, with one more side," Bill finished for him.

Hectorgon shifted his invisible gaze from one to the other.

"Can I say something?"

"Say it," Bill invited him.

"That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard."

Bill threw his arms up.

"At last!"

Kryptos took a deep breath.

"They were stupid rules," he said, in one breath. He did not expect that saying it out loud would make him feel better, but a small part of him, deep inside, felt lighter.

He did not even know something was weighing on him. Who knows how long it had been there. He realized he was smiling and his smile widened.

It’s true. They were really stupid rules.

The smile grew wider, at that bold thought. But he had just seen the Third Dimension, the brilliance of colors still burned his gaze and the wonderful height gave such a new perspective to everything!

And it's all thanks to him.

He turned to Bill, still with a smile hesitating on his lips, and saw him with his eye curved in a broad, sly smile.

"Ooooh," he commented, "Aren’t you letting bad company sway you, are you?" Bill teased him.

Kryptos elbowed him and Bill burst into laughter so loud that he fell on his back, his legs kicking in midair.

"What, you couldn't even say that they were stupid?" Hectorgon asked.

"Of course not," Kryptos replied. "It meant going against the Circles, the leaders of our world."

Hectorgon chuckled under his mustache.

"Circles ruling the world," he replied. "I can't even imagine it: in my place, Spheres do a bit of everything."

"Hey." Bill sat down again, with his legs stretched out in front of him and his hands pressed to the ground behind his back, to keep himself up. "You need a nice makeover!"

"Me?" Kryptos lowered his eye to himself. "Why? What's wrong with me?"

Bill raised an eyebrow.

"Really?"

"Okay, fine, but what color?" Kryptos shrugged. "You have yellow and Hectorgon... what was the name, again? Red?"

"Red."

"I don't know which would suit me." Kryptos alternated his gaze between the two. "You’re the color experts. Which color would be better for me?"

Bill rubbed under his eye and squinted his eyelids, considering it.

"I would say something dark," the Hexagon proposed. "A professional and discreet color."

"Professional and discreet," Bill repeated. He winked at Kryptos. "He understood you right away! Okay, let's try something discreet."

He snapped his fingers.

Kryptos blinked, waiting for something to happen.

"Well? " he raised an arm to rub over his eye... and his arm had turned white.

What?

"When...?" The other arm was also white. Kryptos looked down at himself: his shape was not gray anymore, but covered with a rich, dark purple. "How do you ...?"

"I’m not sure about it." Hectorgon pursed his lips. "Too formal."

"It's not the right one," Bill agreed. "It's closer, but it’s not the right color."

"Wait, how...?"

Bill snapped his fingers again.

In the blink of an eye, his arms had turned black. Kryptos looked again: purple had disappeared, replaced by navy blue. He rubbed a hand over his surface, but the color did not come off. He tried to scratch it but with no results. It had become the tone of his skin.

"Perfect!" Bill exclaimed, overflowing with joy. "This is your color!"

Kryptos looked up at him.

"How did you do?"

"I wanted to give you a gift and I did it." Bill winked at him. "Just accept it."

"I like it too," Hectorgon supported him, with a satisfied smile. "Discreet and professional. It's just your style."

"Well, thank you." Kryptos rubbed himself over the eye, a little embarrassed. "I'm still an attorney, after all."

"What?!" Hectorgon replied, surprised. "You’re an attorney?!"

"Amazing, isn't it?" Bill said, delighted. "He's my attorney!"

"Yours?"

"He defended and helped me while I was in prison!"

Hectorgon burst out laughing while combing his mustache.

"I don't even know why I'm surprised."

"I know, I know," Bill answered, with an understanding tone. He gave him pats on the top. "It’s ridiculous that an amazing guy like me was locked in prison, isn’t it? A total waste." He lowered his eye on himself. "Should I also choose a more elegant look? I'm an adult, after all."

"I seriously doubt it." Hectorgon raised a corner of his mouth, giving an ironic inflection to his voice. "How old are you? Fifteen?"

"Twenty-one," Bill replied. He snapped his fingers and a bow tie appeared. He fixed it a few times, and then stroke a pose. "I’m an adult."

Hectorgon turned to Kryptos.

"Tell me you're older than him."

"I’m twenty-three."

Hectorgon raised his arms, in a gesture of exaggerated exasperation, laughing.

"I'm here," he said, "I don't even know where, babysitting two children: that's what my life has become."

"Hey, at twenty-one you’re already an adult!" Bill replied, pouting.

"How old are you, instead?" asked Kryptos.

"Fifty-three."

Kryptos’ mouth dropped and he blinked several times.

"So many?!"

"Wow, ouch," the Hexagon replied, "Am I too old to be part of the gang?"

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean..."

"Let me guess: in the Plane, I should be already dead."

"You got it, friend." Bill passed his arm around him, speaking in a solemn voice. "The answer to every question related to the Second Dimension is: yes, you should be already dead." His gaze fell on Kryptos. "Don’t you think he’s still missing something, to be a real adult like us?" He asked Hectorgon, in a conspiratorial tone.

"Since when you’re a real adult?"

"I know!" Bill jumped up and snapped his fingers. "Gloves!"

Kryptos raised his hands, covered with gloves of the same dark color.

"Uhm... thanks?"

"What about you, Hectorgon?" Bill turned to the Hexagon. "What do you want to be an even truer adult?"

"Talking to a mature person."

"I see, you’re jealous of my style." Bill chuckled. "But that’s okay! You know what they say: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

A snap of his fingers and a bowler hat appeared on the top of the Hexagon, while a green tie appeared at the base.

"I bet you are the bowler type," Bill said. "Consider it an additional gift from your new best friend and style consultant."

Hectorgon took the hat and turned it over in his hands.

"I had one exactly like this, when I was younger." He looked up at Bill. "How the heck did you know?"

"And the tie too!" Bill added. "I'm sure you had it! It gives you that serious adult touch, but also the young and trendy touch."

"Why are we having this conversation?"

"Why are we wasting time here, having conversations?" Bill corrected him. "We have places waiting for us and people to see!"

"Like what?"

"Like a lot." Bill spread his arms wide open. "All the Multiverse."

"You want to see the whole Multiverse?" Hectorgon laughed. "Good luck. Do you have at least a vague idea of how big it is? And no, "a lot" is not an answer."

"I know the Multiverse’s big." Bill put his hands on his sides. "But we have a lot of time!"

"Look, I know that, when you’re young, you think time is infinite..."

"It's not that I think it." Bill winked. "It is."

"What should that mean?"

"That I know what I’m doing." Bill rubbed under his eye. "By the way, you can't crawl all the time while we walk."

"Well, you're the one with special powers, aren’t you?" Hectorgon teased him. He opened his arms wide, in a clear invitation. "Give me a present, gift boy."

Bill snapped his fingers and Hectorgon rose in mid-air, floating in front of them. The Hexagon lowered his hands, turned on himself, bent to look at his base, touched his whole shape. With his mouth still wide open in surprise, he rose in height, went down and moved forward, backward, right, and left. He turned again on himself, waving his arms all around him as if looking for invisible threads or legs.

Bill laughed.

"Satisfied?"

Hectorgon turned to him: his lips were still parted in an expression of pure surprise.

"I’ve never been so happy to have reached that rooftop."

"You’re welcome, my friend." Bill turned back to Kryptos. "While you..."

Kryptos raised his eyebrow, a curious smile on his lips. Bill tapped him over the eye.

"The Sphere was right," he admitted, with a hint of resentment in his voice. "The two-dimensional structure isn’t strong enough to support the weight of gravity. In the long run, you would collapse on yourself."

His smile disappeared and Kryptos took a step back, caught off guard by that macabre sentence.

"Oh." He looked down at his hands and touched his shape as if to make sure it was still intact.

"But don't worry!" Bill's voice was a joyful trill again. Kryptos looked up and saw Bill leaning towards him, beaming with a bright smile. "Your friend Bill is here to solve everything!"

The Triangle raised one hand and gave him another tap with the index finger, still above the eye. Kryptos swayed back and blinked, puzzled. He brought a hand to rub the same spot.

"So..." Bill put his hands on his sides, alternating his gaze from him to Hectorgon. "Shall we go?"

"Wait, what about my problem?"

"Done."

"You solved it?" Kryptos looked at his arms, touched his shape again and blinked a couple of times. "It... it all looks the same to me."

Bill leaned back.

"Trust me," he replied, winking in complicity. "I know what I’m doing. I know a lot of things now!"

"Which things?"

"Many things." His eye was wide, an immense white sea with a black pupil that was the edge of another ocean. "No one is here to hold us back, to tell us what to do or not to do. We can do everything, see everything and know everything."

"And how are you going to do all of that, magic boy?" asked Hectorgon ironically.

Bill narrowed his eye in a sharp smile.

"Have you ever heard of dimensions higher than the Third?"

 

Notes:

So here we are, at the beginning of ACT IV and out in the vast world. And Bill has already found a new member of the gang! Hectorgon was a fun one, because he always gave me the “older guy” vibe, so why not making him actually older than these two?

Also, now Bill has finally acquired his famous bowtie. In appearance, he still looks like a common Equilateral Triangle: no hat, no brick decoration. Same for Kryptos: no decorations, no compass, nothing. A simple, common, tilted Square. Now with a deep blue color and with a pair of fashionable gloves.

Extra kudos to all the people who recognized that the purple color was a reference to Kryptos original design, when he was still called Andrew (https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Kryptos/Gallery?file=Kryptos_concept_art.jpg).

So, where will they go now? What will they see? A lot, as Bill would probably say.

In the next chapter we will have a Triangle, a Square and an Hexagon that walk into a bar. Yes, I know it sounds like a joke, but it’s not. Or is it? Nah, it’s not.

In the meantime, be safe and take care!

See you all <3

Chapter 16: ACT IV - Sixteen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 16

 

"So," Hectorgon summed up, "Each Dimension has a different outcome and we move from one to the other, by jumping through the Sixth Dimension." He looked at the houses that surrounded them. "As we have done right now."

"Exactly!" Bill clapped his hands, satisfied.

"And we came here because you feel there’s someone we need to know," Kryptos continued.

"Precisely."

"Do you realize how stupid it is?" Hectorgon asked.

"Who’s the one with incredible powers that jumps through Dimensions?" Bill replied. "Just trust me."

"Speaking of these powers..." Kryptos began.

"Oh, here we are!" Bill interrupted him, by pointing to a building right across the street. "We arrived!"

Kryptos turned to look, curious. He did not know what he was expecting, but certainly not a low-rise brown building with a rounded roof.

"That one?" Hectorgon's voice had a skeptical note.

"That one."

"You sure?"

"Who's the magical Triangle here?" He tapped Hectorgon on the side. "Just trust me," he repeated and, without adding anything else, he preceded them along the way.

Hectorgon sighed.

"He'll kill us."

"He hasn't done it so far." Kryptos shrugged, with a little smile. "I don't think he’ll do it anytime soon.”

He followed Bill and came closer to look at the building. By far, he did not notice many interesting details in the otherwise simple exterior: the brown of the door was crossed by green streaks, which emitted a faint, emerald light. Other streaks ran through the door handle, a ring of the same intense brown color.

"It's wood," Bill said. He must have noticed his attentive gaze.

"Wood?" Kryptos held out a hand to touch it: it was actually wood. "Do trees have this color here?"

"In many three-dimensional Universes," He confirmed. "It’s a fairly common color."

Brown trees. He almost laughed: what a delightful oddity!

"And what’s this?" Hectorgon approached too and pointed out the two windows: no curtains or shutters were covering them, but something that looked like a thin veil of water. The Hexagon stuck his hand in the middle.

"How’s that? " Kryptos asked.

"Like wind."

"Just an illusion," Bill explained. " It’s good for show and privacy’s guaranteed." He put a hand on the doorknob. "Shall we go in?"

"Go in to see who?" Hectorgon approached him. "And what place is this?"

"I thought it was obvious," Bill answered, looking at him with exaggerated innocence. "It's a bar! Where do you go to meet new people?"

Opened the door, they found themselves in a dimly lit lobby. The light came from yellow globes of light scattered on the walls, half hidden by bundles of green and black feathers. Kryptos looked up and, against the background of the dark ceiling, he saw emerald green rings swimming, emanating a soft green glow.

"But why are we in a bar?" Hectorgon insisted, lowering his voice. "You said you already know who we should meet. Couldn't we meet him in a quieter place?"

Bill got past the lobby and led them between the tables, sliding among customers of all types, colors and sizes. Kryptos' gaze was captured by a huge being, with long curved horns protruding from the top, bent down to speak with a small figure covered in blue fur.

"What, are you shy?" Bill replied, chuckling.

A red flash attracted Kryptos' attention: it was a sinuous creature, with six arms, who sat surrounded by hooded figures. A grumbling pink creature passed in front of him, headed in the opposite direction. Kryptos looked down and, from under the flap of the being’s jacket, he saw the curled end of a green tail.

"I’m not, but you know how it is, I would like to avoid attracting too much attention," Hectorgon replied sarcastically. "You’re a dazzling diva, I’m floating in midair and Kryptos is a two-dimensional being. It's a miracle no one has told us anything yet."

They reached the end of the room: there was another veil of water opened in the wall, identical to the one that covered the windows.

"Thanks. I know I'm fabulous," Bill replied, raising his hand in a charming gesture.

"I'm serious."

Bill turned around.

"It's all under control," he replied. "Just do like Kryptos and enjoy the view: I know what I'm doing."

Before Hectorgon could tell something else, Bill passed the watery veil and went on the other side. The Hexagon let out a long sigh.

"Don't take it personally." Kryptos shrugged. "At the end of the day, he would do as he wants anyway."

"Yeah," Hectorgon replied. "But, you know, there aren’t so many creatures endowed with powers like his, in the Multiverse."

Kryptos stopped a breath from the watery veil.

"No?"

"Of course not." Hectorgon's voice was surprised. "Did you think those powers he has are a common thing?"

Kryptos opened and closed his mouth, hesitant.

"Well, no," he admitted, "But I thought others..."

"There aren’t too many people in the Multiverse who make stuff appear out of thin air or change the physical laws," Hectorgon replied, with a smirk. "That’s why I’d prefer he don’t go around, glowing every time he speaks and attracting everyone’s attention." He shrugged. "But I guess that's how it is, isn't it? He has to stand out." And, with another dramatic sigh of resignation, he also passed the watery veil.

Kryptos followed him, thinking about it. "There aren’t too many people in the Multiverse who make stuff appear out of thin air." That means Bill's new powers were actually special.

So how the heck did he get them?

Beyond the water curtain, there was another room, identical to the previous one but much more crowded. Despite this, Bill moved with steady steps between the tables, dodging the other customers and aiming for something he only knew.

How did he know where to go? How did he know that what he was looking for was right there? How did he know who he was looking for?

In the crowd of huge creatures with dark tones, Kryptos' eye was attracted by a brighter color: it was the intense pink of a figure who sat alone, sipping a glass of emerald green liquid. He glanced at Bill, wondering if his synesthete’s eye had also been captured by that bright tone, if his senses had reacted to that stimulus. Or maybe he was so busy finding the creature he was looking for, that he had not even noticed.

But Bill had noticed and he was pointing precisely to that creature. Before Kryptos or Hectorgon could say anything, he reached its table, moved the chair and sat down in front of it.

"What the heck is he...? " Hectorgon muttered.

"Hi!" Bill greeted the creature with a cheerful tone. "Is that good?"

What is he doing?!

Kryptos quickly approached, his mouth half open, words of apology crowding on his tongue. Before he could let them flow, Bill turned and looked him in the eye: his expression showed only one clear, sharp order.

Silence.

Kryptos closed his mouth. Bill gestured towards the empty sofa to his right: Hectorgon sat down first, obediently. Kryptos followed him and sat down too, without a single word.

"These are my friends," Bill introduced them in the same lively tone, drawing his attention back to the pink creature. "I like your horns."

The creature looked at him from above the glass rim. It had only one eye just like them and a separate mouth, with large lips of a burning pink. It curved them into a smile.

"I like your bow tie," the creature replied, with a high-pitched female voice. She raised her glass. "And that's quite strong."

"Great." Bill raised a hand, attracting the attention of one of the waiters. "Bring four more: three for me and my friends, another for the lady."

The waiter signed everything down and went away.

"Uh, you expect me to get drunk?" The woman laughed. "Nice try. The last male who did it found himself headless." The smile widened, revealing pointed canines and predator's teeth. "You don't have a head, but be sure I’ll find a way to chop it off."

"What’s a male?" Bill asked, naively.

"What you are... I assume." Her smile fell, replaced by a puzzled expression. "Aren’t you a male?"

"I don't even know what it is!"

She tilted her top to the side.

"Are you a woman?"

"Of course not," Bill replied. "In my world, women are Straight Lines. Do I look like a Straight Line?"

"Mmmmh..." She started to look around. "Well, a male is... like the one over there." And she pointed to a being that was sitting two tables to the right. Bill turned to look and Kryptos leaned over too, curious.

The "male" was not so different from her. While a Line was completely different from a multi-sided figure, the "male" was only more rectangular and straight, compared to her who had a more curving shape. How did they distinguish one another, just from that? They should have very sharp eyes.

"Oooh," Bill commented, interested, "So that's a male! Nah, we don’t have this in the Second Dimension: we have Women on one side and countless idiots on the other."

The woman laughed. The waiter came back with the four glasses, put them on the table and left, without casting a single glance.

"Then it's not very different from mine," the woman said. She pushed the glasses towards them and raised her own. Bill touched it in a toast.

"Oh, believe me, ours are much more idiotic," he replied, "All work and no fun."

"Pfff, at least your idiots don't hit on you, because they want to breed with you."

"On the contrary, they’re very interested in that." Bill waved a hand in midair as if to dispel that thought. "But no, thanks. Breeding is the last thing I want."

"But how? An attractive creature like you?" She joked, batting her eyelashes. "You’d find a legion of available women in no time."

"I could say the same about you," he replied, raising his glass in a gallant toast. She accepted it, tilting her top, and they drank together.

Bill lowered his glass first.

"I like your flames."

The woman blinked, taken aback.

"Do you know about my flames?"

"I know it's a shame to hide them."

She put her elbows on the table and supported her top on the intertwined fingers.

"The people who work here are so annoying," she explained. "They’re convinced that if there are flames, something will burn. They kicked me out the first time because they thought I wanted to set the table on fire."

"Nothing’s as it seems," Bill replied. He looked at the woman from above the rim of his glass. "I should’ve been banned from entering, because I can create flames that would burn this bar and the whole Dimension."

Kryptos shivered at that placid, honest confession. In front of his eye flashed the image of the blue flames, beautiful and relentless, which devoured the Plane and enveloped the buildings of the Solid.

The woman laughed instead, thinking it was a joke.

"You’re a fun guy." She raised her glass. "My name’s Pyronica."

"Bill Cipher," he introduced himself. He indicated them with a wave of the hand. "They are Kryptos and Hectorgon. Excuse them, but they’re quite shy."

"I’m just curious," the Hexagon admitted: he was sitting with his arms crossed and, although he had no eyes, Kryptos was sure that he was following the conversation by moving his gaze from one to the other.

"So you're the one who talks, huh?" She leaned over the table. "Does the talking work?"

"Always," he replied. "Even if, last time, it made me end up in prison."

"Oh really?"

"Yes!" He confirmed cheerfully. "I escaped yesterday!"

She leaned her top on one hand. Her smile widened.

"You’re a dangerous guy, then."

"Now I am," he replied, with innocent honesty. "Not before. The leaders of my world have locked me up just for what I said."

"And what did you say?"

"The truth." He shrugged. "And that I wanted to do as I pleased. They didn't like it."

The woman rolled her eye.

"It's always the same with leaders." She emptied the first glass and took the second. "You can never say anything against them, that they immediately take it out on you."

"Is that why you came here to drink? Did they take it out on you?"

"I just said the new leader’s an idiot and that I would’ve been much better." She raised a corner of her mouth. "His friends didn’t like it and tried to attack me altogether."

"Two against one?" Bill guessed.

"Five against one," She clarified, with a smile that showed her pointed canines. "Probably they’re still on the ground, licking their wounds."

"You could’ve killed them."

Pyronica folded her lips in a grimace.

"Then I would’ve had too many people against me." There was a clear hint of anger in her voice. "The Council lies completely with that idiot. People love him and he’s surrounded by friends." She raised her eyebrow. "I don't have anyone."

"Still, you tried to propose yourself as the new leader," Bill replied. "You brought your skills as proof. And they chose Fyer’s babbling."

Kryptos blinked. Fyer?

"He's good at talking, that's all," she replied, sullen.

Bill took a sip and opened his eyelids again.

"They don't deserve you," he said, his tone suddenly serious. "You’re worth a lot more than all of them."

"Pffff." She barely held back a laugh. "No need to hit on me with these pick-up lines..."

"They're not pick-up lines," Bill interrupted her. "It's the truth. I know what you can do. I saw it."

She raised an eyebrow.

"I saw how you shot down that monster all claws and scales, only using a spear and dodging its paws," Bill said. "I saw how you fought against the pack of snow wolves, alone in the middle of the storm, and how you survived by eating their organs. I know that the Multicorn frightened you, but adrenaline was stronger than that and you wanted to be the one who would’ve bathed in his blood. I know you would have won in the battle against the Erogh, if Fyer hadn't hidden that trap that broke your leg, forcing you to retire while he took all the honors for saving you."

Pyronica straightened up in her chair, her eye wide open and her mouth parted.

"How do you know all these things?"

Bill tilted the glass towards her. His eye was once again bent into a smile.

"I can create anything I want," he said, "And destroy everything I don't like. I can read in the mind of anyone in this room and I can burn this bar to the ground, if I just want to."

He reached out and ran a finger over the edge of Pyronica’s glass: a blue flame erupted from the tip of his index finger, the same flame eater of Dimensions. Bill removed his finger and the flame stayed there, drawing a circle of fire around the edge of the glass.

Pyronica stared at it, her eye wide open. Slowly, she looked up at Bill.

"I wasn't kidding," Bill added, with that bright smile. "I burned two Dimensions."

Pyronica was looking at him without a blink, her expression so confused, as if she was trying to make sense of those words. She looked down again at her glass and at the blue flame that danced mildly. She raised her eye again and, this time, there was an extra spark in her pupil.

"Prove it," she challenged him. She put both arms on the table and leaned forward. "Show me it's not just words, come on."

Bill raised the glass and took a sip. He opened his eyelids, lifted the glass and swung it in front of him.

"On your right," he said, staring at the swaying liquid. "The Kryg gets up and throws his glass in the Merzen’s face. A waiter approaches, they push it to the side and say: "Make this fraud pay"."

Pyronica's gaze immediately shifted to the right. Kryptos also looked that way, just in time to see a massive creature get up and throw the content of his glass onto a hairy being. A waiter approached quickly, with notebook and pen in hand, but the creature pushed him aside, saying something in an incomprehensible language. Something that kinda resembled "Make this fraud pay".

How did he know?

He turned to look at Pyronica: her eye was wide open again, her mouth open in an expression of pure amazement. She leaned over to Bill.

"How did you do it?" She hissed, trying to keep her voice down. "Do you see the future?"

"Much more." Bill lowered his glass and winked at her. "I see everything."

Her mouth widened into an enthusiastic smile.

"What else can you do?"

"Many things." Bill leaned towards her. "But, now, I'm here to save your life."

The smile shifted into perplexity, Pyronica raised an eyebrow.

“Uh?"

In the blink of an eye, Bill had risen in midair, turned around and thrown the chair on the ground, all in one fluid movement. Two beams of light stopped a breath from him and turned back, towards two figures standing in front of the water curtain at the entrance of the room.

The two figures moved aside and lifted the long objects they held in their hands. The customers began to scream, chairs were thrown on the ground, some others ran...

And the confusion vanished, replaced by a gray road. Kryptos rubbed his eye, blinked several times. Hectorgon, next to him, kept turning from one side of the road to the other. Pyronica got up on her knees: their gazes met and in her eye, Kryptos saw the same confusion he was feeling.

Then, Pyronica looked at something behind him and her eye widened in surprise.

Kryptos turned and saw Bill. He was floating high in front of them, his golden silhouette shining, his eye wide open, the pupil so thin. Behind him, on the other side of the street, there was the bar in which they were until a moment before.

Kryptos took a step towards Bill and raised a hand, a thousand questions that stirred in his mind and a thousand others that crowded on his lips. Bill's black pupil moved down to look at him.

And the bar exploded into a red and orange cloud, with a roar that filled the air. A warm wind, smelling of fire and embers, hit them in full: Kryptos took a step back and raised his arm, protecting his eye from the ash. When he managed to lower it, the only thing visible in that show of fire and flames was Bill’s silhouette, black on the yellow background, untouched by fire, his eye that watched him from above, without joy or fear, with the expression

of a God

of placid indifference. As if he expected it. As if he already knew.

An ancestral fear, irrational and never felt, made Kryptos feel small, made his knees weak. Terror and admiration mingled at the center of his shape and Kryptos stood still, looking at that triangular shape, captivated.

Is that what one feels before a God?

"What happened?"

Pyronica's voice shook Kryptos out of his thoughts and made him turn around. She was still on her knees, looking at Bill with wide-open eye, the pink hair on her top still pushed back by the warm, fiery wind.

"They wanted to kill you," Bill replied and his silhouette lit again with yellow light, it shone more dazzling than the fire that was burning behind him. "They were two hitmen."

A spark of understanding flashed in Pyronica's eye.

"Fyer," she murmured. "And you saved me."

"I told you: you’re worth a lot more than all of them."

“They don't deserve you. You’re worth a lot more than all of them."

"And we came here because you feel there’s someone we need to know."

"Each Dimension has a different outcome and we move from one to the other, by jumping through the Sixth Dimension."

A flash of understanding flickered in Kryptos' mind, the pieces fitted together and thoughts turned into words, which slipped out of his lips with the same ease.

"You knew from the start," he said. "You knew this would happen. That's why we came here."

Bill looked at him. His eye twisted into a smile.

"Yes."

That flat, honest observation broke the thread of his thoughts, scattered the pieces of understanding. Kryptos opened and closed his mouth, looking for words without finding them.

Bill's gaze returned to Pyronica.

"In my dimensional line, Fyer’s assassins killed you two days ago," he revealed. "In the nearest dimensional line, when that trap broke your leg, you didn't run away fast enough, so the Erogh reached and killed you. In another line, Fyer arrived before them and he was the one to kill you, then he blamed the enemies. In yet another, your leg got gangrene and you died after two days because of the infection. In many other lines, you died in that bar: you didn't see the hit men enter, you didn't run away in time, a waiter came after you and slowed you down, you were hit by fleeing customers. In other lines, you didn't even get to the bar. In others, Fyer's friends have ambushed and killed you."

He spread his arms as if to encompass the street, the burning bar behind him and the whole Dimension.

"This is the only dimensional line where I could still find you alive. The only one where Fyer hadn't been able to kill you already. And this was the only way to save you."

"But so... you killed all the others..."

Bill turned his gaze to Kryptos, who flinched. He had not realized that he had expressed that thought aloud.

But Bill's eye folded again into a gentle, affectionate smile. A smile that overlapped the echo of the blue flames.

"She’s worth much more than all those empty, pathetic lives."

"Only you were on my side. You’re the only one who deserved to be saved."

Cold spread from the center of his shape and Kryptos stepped back. Bill returned his eye to Pyronica: she was still on her knees, eye wide open and lips parted, dazed by that information.

"In all dimensional lines Fyer killed you and in none of them he did it fair. Across all lines, your people chose to believe him, instead of recognizing your worth."

He held out a hand.

"You don't need a bunch of idiots who don't appreciate you and a lying leader, ready to sabotage you as soon as he has the chance. You need a friend. Someone who recognizes your potential and lets you use it in full. Someone who offers you new challenges, new possibilities, who makes you go beyond your limits. Why should you settle for your little Dimension, when you can have trillions of worlds at your fingertips? Join me and you will no longer have to hide what you think and what you are."

Pyronica looked at him, enraptured by his words. She looked at that outstretched hand, which was waiting just for her. Her eye returned to Bill, to his dazzling shape, to that omniscient gaze full of future promises.

"Who are you really?" She asked.

Bill chuckled and his shape shone playfully with him.

"Just a friend," he replied, with a wink. "One who wants to see you shine."

A smile made Pyronica's lips flicker upwards and a small laugh shook her figure too. The woman bowed her head as she planted a foot on the ground, then stood up.

Tongues of white fire burst from the edge of her shoes and followed her as she got up: the flames rolled around her ankles, rose up her legs, and flared up around her thighs. Flames of the same color bloomed from the tips of her fingers and wrapped around her arms, then went up on her shoulders, releasing tongues of fire around her.

Pyronica looked up again: in her eye, amazement had given way to a predatory spark, which shone with the same intensity as her white flames.

"An opportunity that only happens once in a lifetime," she said ironically.

Bill shared the smile, his hand still outstretched. Pyronica took a step towards him.

"I want to take revenge on Fyer first."

"No problem."

The flames flickered, Pyronica's smile widened.

And, without adding anything else, she shook his hand.

Notes:

Another addition to the party! Pyronica is best girl, I think we can all agree on that. It was fun writing about her, but also complicated because she’s the best and everyone loves her... so I decided to make her unappreciated by her own species. You know, just because it would've been too easy.

I’m also a fan of the idea that her flames that can be “extinguished on command”. I think it would be very useful for her in a battle: she looks like a simple, unarmed creature, but when the enemy comes closer... bam!, burnt to a crisp. Best way to kill.

We have also seen how Bill is able to move in the Multiverse: I told you the Dimensions were coming back! I hope it’s clear enough - if not, just ask. No problem, I won’t burn you lol

In the next chapter we will have a sweet revenge and some quality time with friends. After all, there is A LOT of time they can use, so why not use it to have a nice chat?

See ya and be safe! <3

Chapter 17: ACT IV - Seventeen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 17

 

Bill snapped his fingers and the space around them changed.

Kryptos blinked, bewildered by the sudden dimensional jump. The burning street and bar were gone: Bill had brought them into a bedroom, with shields and trophies hanging on the walls. Two long crossed swords hung over a large extinguished fireplace and a shorter one was placed next to the door.

There was a creature sitting at the desk, its back turned on them: the unknown figure was very similar to Pyronica, but with more curved horns and longer hair on its top. Its shape was not of the same bright pink, but of a deep red. Like Pyronica, that creature also had flames that covered its arms and legs, but they were of a bright red, with darker shades.

Kryptos turned to Pyronica: a glance at her half-closed eye and her predatory smile was enough to connect the pieces.

Bill tapped her on the shoulder: Pyronica turned and he held out to her the short sword next to the door. Pyronica slipped it out of the sheath and moved towards Fyer, who sat at his desk, unaware of their presence.

Once she reached him from behind, Pyronica grabbed his hair with one hand and forced his top to bend back, walking the blade past his eye.

Fyer gasped and struggled in her grip. With one arm, he brushed the papers off the desk and they fell with a light rustle. He tried to speak and only whispers came out of his mouth. He kicked one desk leg and the whole desk moved, without the slightest sound.

How’s that possible…? Kryptos looked at Bill: he sat in mid-air, his arms crossed while watching Pyronica with a spark of fun in his eye.

"Rule now, great leader," Pyronica whispered, her voice barely audible in the silence. She let go of Fyer's top and took half a step back, the blade already raised. Fyer did not have time to turn around: the blade dropped and his top was chopped off, to fall on the documents, covering them with red blood. More blood spattered on the desk, covered its black and dripped on the floor. Fyer's arms fell to his sides, the flames that covered them gave a final flicker and gradually went out.

Pyronica threw the sword on the ground and turned to Bill. The blade also hit the floor without the slightest noise.

Bill raised a hand towards her. Are you satisfied?

Pyronica nodded firmly.

Bill snapped his fingers again and they went away.

 


 

He could do so much and it was only the surface.

A deep part inside, a multicolored whisper repeated that there was much more. An ocean of abysmal depths just waiting to be explored. Music that never left him, a confused, unclear orchestra, which was only filtered by its yellow could take a direction.

He looked at a universe and saw its outcomes stretch into the Fifth Dimension, space-time branches extending from the same tree, like those that had been shown to him on a piece of paper a lifetime ago. With every blink, the branches sang, smelled, changed shape, in a constantly moving kaleidoscope. And the Sixth Dimension connected them, through a series of space-time corridors that were his corridors, his passages to jump from one Dimension to another. Faster than any portal, without waiting for them to open, without doubting where they would lead. Those were roads whose destination he already knew and which led him exactly where he wanted.

And he could go through them all. He was the spider that moved on dimensional threads. The listener who jumped from one point of the song to another. And the hexadimensional roads were only part of the highway that he saw extending to the limits of his field of vision.

But now he had time, all the time of the Multiverse and much more. No more Circles ready to lock him in jail or Spheres that wanted to send him back to the two Dimensions. He was no longer forced into a grain of sand: now he had the whole beach to explore.

And companions to share everything with.

He turned to look at Hectorgon, Kryptos and Pyronica. Their colors sang together, creating a perfect harmony of tuba, cello and piano. Their flavor was sweet and spicy, strange on the tongue and strange to the eye, the contrasting scent of wet and fresh was accompanied by the familiar smell of paper. It was wonderful. It was new. It was strange.

"Let's go," he said to them, "There’s still so much to explore!"

 


 

Long ribbons of neon light curled and danced around them, bright against the black backdrop of the universe they were visiting. The ribbons made loops, avoided each other, slalomed among the bubble of light that shone around: some were of the same bright pink as Pyronica, others were green, others blue and only very few, in the distance, emitted a soft yellow light.

Kryptos sat down on a pink bubble, ten times his size. Hectorgon looked out from the sphere that was floating above and let himself fall, to land next to him. His hat rolled away from his top and Kryptos grabbed it before it fell into the black.

"It's not the first time," he said, waving the bowler hat in front of him.

"If I lose it, Bill would create a new one for me." Hectorgon laughed. He rose in midair and floated a few centimeters from the surface of the bubble, placing himself at the same height as Kryptos.

"This place’s nice," he commented, combing his mustache. "A little empty, apart from the colors. But I guess it's more than crowded for Bill."

A green ribbon came in their direction, swaying like an eel. A breath away from them, the strip turned to the right, far enough to avoid them, but close enough for Kryptos to touch it: he slipped his hand in the middle and the strip of light split into two smaller ones, which kept swimming away.

"At least there aren’t other creatures that treat us like Gods."

"Oh, come on, Hirleon wasn't a bad universe." Hectorgon managed to close his hand around another ribbon of light. As soon as he did it, the ribbon dissolved. "It was very peaceful."

"Too much. And Bill got bored."

Hectorgon laughed.

"I told you, he’s a child," he joked. "He always needs to be entertained. I’ve seen babies more mature than him."

"Considering there wasn’t too much to see, we stayed on Hirleon for a very long time."

"Does five years seem "a very long time" to you?"

Kryptos turned to look at him.

"What are you saying?" he replied. "We’ve been on Hirleon for fifty years."

Hectorgon gasped.

"Fifty?!" He repeated. "It’s not possible. All this time? It seems like yesterday we arrived!" He raised his hand between them. "And we’ve known each other for more than fifty years?!"

"Much more." Kryptos looked at his hands. "At first I counted years, as we jumped from one Dimension to another. Then one day I lost count. I started again just on Hirleon."

Hectorgon rubbed his mustache.

"Is it possible?" His voice was full of amazement. "Are we really this old?"

Kryptos turned his gaze to Bill and Pyronica: they were on a pink bubble, about thirty meters from them. Bill was floating and creating new beams of light around Pyronica, which chased and tried to eat them.

"No," Kryptos murmured. "Since we met, we haven't aged a day. Bill remained exactly the same as fifty years ago and we with him."

The Hexagon gave a nervous laugh.

"Does jumping through the Sixth Dimension make you younger?"

Kryptos turned again to look at him.

"I think it's another one of his powers," he replied. "A much longer lifespan." He put his hands on his shape. "I should’ve died years ago."

"You should’ve died countless times, considering all the stupid laws of your Dimension," Hectorgon replied, "It’s a miracle you survived long enough to meet him."

Kryptos looked again at his hands, covered in blue gloves. He looked at his shape, of the same navy blue. The perfect color for him, the color that Bill had given him. He remembered his serious expression as he looked him up and down.

"The Sphere was right. The two-dimensional structure isn’t strong enough to support the weight of gravity. In the long run, you would collapse on yourself."

He had tapped him over the eye.

"Done."

And it all worked out. The impossible had become possible. The problem that prevented Lelx Yipnon from staying in the Third Dimension, the reason he had been forced to go home, had been solved with one, simple touch.

And Kryptos had been exploring the Third Dimension for years, never collapsing under his own weight.

"You no longer asked yourself."

"What?" Hectorgon asked.

"How does he have those powers," Kryptos replied. "Where does he find them."

The Hexagon chuckled.

"You’re the one who was in the Plane with him, you should be the one to tell me," he replied. "He didn't tell you?"

"No."

Hectorgon grabbed another ribbon of neon light, which dissolved between his fingers, releasing a series of sparks.

"What was he like?" He asked. "Before the powers, I mean."

Kryptos lowered his hands and returned his gaze to Bill. A ribbon of pink light was unraveling from the tip of his finger: Pyronica opened her mouth wide, trying to eat it, but the shiny ribbon avoided her and float around, escaping her grasp. Bill laughed.

"Frustrated," Kryptos replied. "He’d just begun to see the Multiverse and had been kicked out of it before he could see more. He was angry, both with the Circles and with the Sphere. And he had this... need." He brought a hand on himself. "An insatiable desire to know everything. He wanted to see everything and know everything."

Hectorgon went back to combing his mustache.

"I don't know if that was it," Kryptos continued. "I don't know if it’s possible that such a strong desire could give birth to supernatural powers. In the Second Dimension, no one ever had similar powers and so far we’ve never met a creature with his same abilities." He sighed. "But we’ve also never even met a creature who wanted with the same strength as Bill."

Hectorgon held out his hand to grab a new ribbon of green light, but it bent up and went away, avoiding his fingers.

"Usually I would tell you it’s not possible," he said. "But you’re not wrong: Bill is... pretty unique. Even in a strange and wide place like the Multiverse. If there’s someone who can acquire divine powers just by wanting it, well, that's him."

Pyronica had abandoned the chase of the pink ray and was now trying to eat Bill, who circled her, laughing as he avoided her flames and teeth.

Kryptos smiled too.

"You’re right."

Hectorgon leaned his elbow against Kryptos side.

"Hey."

"Mh?"

"What were you like, before you met him?"

"Me?" Kryptos chuckled, embarrassed. "I told you, I was an attorney."

"A tilted attorney, so according to your stupid rulers you were an Irregular, right?"

"Actually no," Kryptos replied. "I spent most of my life doing medical checks and never once there was a hint of irregularity." He sighed and shrugged. "But the others didn't care, because all they saw was a crooked Square."

"Unnerving, I guess. Did you have to explain everything every time?"

"I had nothing to explain," he replied. “I was regular. No explanation needed." He clenched his fists. "I didn't want to give explanations. I never wanted to feel it was an obstacle or a disadvantage. But for others, it was. That’s why they only called me as a court-appointed attorney, for cases that were already decided. All I had to do was occupy a chair during the trial."

Hectorgon put an arm around him.

"Console yourself," he replied. "I was the cripple, so I was the chair. Because I couldn't walk, for some people I couldn't even see, hear or speak. I lost count of the number of times they left me in a corner of the room, while everyone else was talking about me and for me."

"Really?" Kryptos' eye widened. "Even in a world as evolved as the Solid?"

"Even in the Solid," he confirmed.

"Guys!"

They both turned to look: Bill and Pyronica’s bubble of light was approaching them. She was lying on her front, waving her legs. Bill’s eye curved into a broad smile.

"What are you doing? What are you talking about?"

"Am I wrong or has a meddler just appeared?" Hectorgon replied, nudging Kryptos. Bill reached them by floating and sat between them.

"You talked about me, didn't you?" His eye narrowed in a delighted smile.

"It's not all around you, Mr. God," Hectorgon teased him.

"Well, according to the Hirleyans, I was the embodiment of their star." He brought a hand over his eye, in a charming gesture. "So yes, literally everything revolves around me."

"Here he starts again." Hectorgon lowered his voice, pretending to speak secretly to Kryptos and Pyronica. "How many vote to leave him here?"

"You would never abandon me," Bill replied, poking one side with the tip of his finger.

"Do you know it because you saw it in the future?"

"I know because I know you adore me."

"Look, it’s Pyronica the one who loves you," Hectorgon replied, laughing.

Pyronica rolled onto her back and looked at them upside down. Laughing, she put a hand over her mouth and blew a kiss to Bill.

"And this makes her not only the best," Bill replied, grabbing her kiss. "But also the one with better taste."

"If anything, she’s the one who got deceived first."

"Don't make me angry, little Hexagon." Pyronica rolled again on her stomach, a wide grin on her lips. "I could burn you with my powerful flames!"

"You should catch me first, dangerous huntress," he joked.

"Since when you’re the fast one in the group?"

"Since you three slackers didn’t do anything," he replied, raising his hands to indicate them. "While the three of you were sitting on your bases all the time, waiting on hand and foot, I kept moving around." He turned on himself. "And then I float, which makes me faster."

"Bhooo, it doesn't mean anything!" Pyronica objected, waving her legs. "I can beat you without even trying! Even here, jumping from bubble to bubble!"

"So show me what you can do, huntress!" Hectorgon challenged her, then ran past her, laughing. Pyronica jumped up and, with a wide grin, went off in pursuit.

"Ah, I love those kids," Bill laughed, wiping a tear of mirth from the corner of his eye.

"Never a day of boredom," Kryptos agreed.

Bill stretched his legs out in front of him and propped himself on his arms to keep himself straight. His eye still shone with lively amusement.

A laugh caught his attention: Kryptos turned just in time to see Pyronica jump on the bubble above her, still following Hectorgon who was floating vertically.

He glanced at Bill, expecting to see him snickering at that sight. Instead, his eye was fixed, lost to look at something that was not there, absorbed in unattainable thoughts.

"What are you thinking?" Kryptos asked.

Bill blinked and looked at him.

"What will Bill's next step be?” He replied, his eye bent into a smile. "Where will he take us when he gets tired of this place?"

Kryptos looked down with an embarrassed smile, recognizing his own thoughts.

"Don't worry." Bill gave him a friendly push. "I'll take you to a nice place. Have I ever shown you a bad Dimension so far?"

"Well, no." Kryptos interwined his fingers. "But will it be safe? You are... weapons cannot touch you. But we…"

Bill snorted.

"Do you think I’ve been so far behind?" He replied. "Of course I've already thought about it! And I’ve solved the problem too! Normal weapons can't do anything to you anymore."

Kryptos looked up.

"When did you do it?"

"On Hirleon," he replied, shrugging. "Someone could’ve had the crazy idea of sacrificing one of the Gods, to get better harvests. They should just keep killing their animals, instead! Seriously, they were so backward..."

"Have you extended our lifespan?"

The question came out of him in one breath. Bill blinked, taken aback by the interruption, and then burst out laughing.

"What’s the use of having all the time to explore and know more, if you can't share it with your friends?" He replied.

"Well... thanks."

"It's nothing special, just a snap," he replied, accompanying his words with a snap of his fingers.

Kryptos looked at him from the top to the base, pausing on his fingers.

"It's all so simple, for you," he said, with admiration in his voice. "Is there a limit to what you can do?"

"Oh, I’ve no idea!" He admitted, cheerfully. "So little time has passed and I'm still exploring the surface! But I know that if I go deeper, there’s an ocean of other possibilities I haven’t yet experienced."

He snapped his fingers and created a white flame with pink shades, identical to those of Pyronica. With a wave of the hand, the flame became a glass. Another movement and the glass became a white bubble, which widened more and more, to reach the size of the other spheres that surrounded them.

"I know I can't create life," he continued, as the sphere rose vertically, moving away from them. "But I can create everything else and destroy everything. I can move through the Sixth Dimension without problems, by bringing others with me. My vision has become a kaleidoscope of temporal probabilities to choose from and, for each choice, I can see what universe it would lead to."

Kryptos was amazed.

"And how many universes can you see?"

"Billion per second."

"Bi... billion per second?!" He stammered. "But how... how can you stand it?"

"That's what I wanted," he replied. "To know everything and to see everything. Now I can do it. I can see and know everything. I ignore some things because they’re not so important. I avoid looking at others because I want to be surprised when they will occur. And I look at many others just out of curiosity."

"That’s incredible," Kryptos commented. "And... and how far can you see?"

Bill's eye curled into another smile.

"Enough."

"And your synesthesia?"

"Oh, that makes it even more fun!" He said, lively. "Everything moves and turns, both in space and time. The colors of this Dimension and of this timeline intertwine with those of its future, but also with those of the other timelines and their futures!" He burst out laughing "It’s such a wonderful chaos!"

Bill turned to look at him and, in his eye, Kryptos saw a spark. The same spark he had seen that night, when he had opened his eye on the burning Second Dimension and had seen him, a silhouette against the fire, who turned to look at him.

The spark of madness.

"Come here, my friend. Enjoy the show."

Kryptos exhaled and, for a moment, he was back in the cell, surrounded by shabby gray walls, listening to his client, who was rebuilding for him the fantastic worlds he had visited. For a moment, he was again a gray attorney of the Plane, mocked for his geometric imperfection.

He blinked and the cell walls disappeared. His client was no longer gray, but made of bright light. And, in the vast, polyhedric space of the Multiverse, his imperfection disappeared.

He felt a warm relief in the center of his shape, at the thought of not being locked up in that cage anymore.

A shriek from Pyronica attracted their attention: she had slipped from one of the spheres of light and fallen on the lower one.

"I won!" Hectorgon declared.

"You cheated!" She argued. "I won!"

"You wish!”

"Let's make another run, then!" She proposed. "Show me if you're so strong, grandpa!"

"Who are you calling “grandpa”?!"

"Want to join them?" Bill lifted himself from the bubble and snapped his fingers. "Now you can fly too. And wait for Pyronica to notice that she can do it too! It’ll kill Hectorgon." He chuckled.

Kryptos watched Bill float in front of him, his whole shape shining yellow every time he spoke. He looked like a small lamp in the black of that universe, as bright as the ribbons of light that surrounded them.

"Bill," he called.

Bill turned around.

"Are you still a Shape?" he asked.

Bill floated closer, leaned over and held out his hand. His eye narrowed into another smile.

"Have I ever been?"

A laugh bloomed spontaneously on his lips and Kryptos let it out. He shook a hand, as if to dispel that question, then held it out, to grasp the one Bill had offered him.

Notes:

So, we finally got the answer to some questions!

1) Is Bill old? Yes, he’s extremely old. But, at the same time, he’s not immortal. His lifespan is just so stupidly long that mortal’s time has no meaning around him. After all, the Axolotl gave him the ability to experience EVERYTHING and I don’t know you, but EVERYTHING seems like a lot for me XD And the Multiverse is so stupidly big you need a stupidly long life to see it.

Also his Henchmaniacs, by being in his proximity, entered his “field of influence”, so they got the same long life. Along with some other cool gifts. Talking about favoritism.

2) As Bill said in the AMA “I CAN SEE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF TEMPORAL PROBABILITY WITH FLUCTUATING RANGE!”. And here’s the same thing: he’s starting to explore his powers and his incredible new sight is impossible to not notice. Not even for him! And consider HOW MUCH he’s able to see: for every Dimension’s timeline he can see its possible future and all the possible timelines. Add his synesthesia and it’s a complete chaos. And he enjoys every aspect of it.

3) How much more can he do? A lot. A WHOLE lot. That’s just the surface of the ocean of powers he has.

4) What will happen in the next chapter? Well, since Bill is Bill and old habits never die, he will get himself in trouble. Again. And guess what? He will end in prison. Again. He’s Bill, after all.

See ya! <3

Chapter 18: ACT IV - Eighteen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 18

 

The dimensional jumps continued.

Kryptos kept track of the years, but he lost it again at seventy. Time no longer made sense, after all. What mattered was knowing, exploring, seeing.

Bill took them to the peaks of colossal mountains and accompanied them among millennial trees, under the curtain of branches that touched the ground, overflowing with fruits. They slipped together into abyssal caves with agate-covered walls, shiny like mirrors, in which their image was reflected in concentric colors. They walked along savannahs whipped by the wind, watching the moons follow one another in the sky above them. They went to another one hundred thousand bars, walked through dozens of cities, visited billions of markets.

Each place was saturated with information, objects, languages, thoughts. While sitting together under the stars, they ate what many peoples considered the food of gods. They tasted time punch and spent hours laughing, drunk after two glasses. They tried liqueurs that emitted fire, clouds solidified with a touch of lemon, bones turned inside out. They slipped into places frequented only by bandits, looking for extreme dishes not within everyone's reach. They hunt down and killed mythological animals, to try meats that were considered magical.

Bill taught them the Common Multiverse Language and the things to discover and learn multiplied a hundredfold. They managed to communicate with centuries-old creatures, listened to their stories about the creation of the world. They heard travelers talking about their expeditions to the center of their planets and across boundless oceans, to find lost treasures. They listened to musicians, who played instruments that no one was able to build anymore. They talked to scientists and scholars, who considered it impossible to voluntarily jump through the Sixth Dimension.

And again they continued to move, to know, to see.

 


 

Bill snapped his fingers twice in a row.

The second snap echoed in his mind much longer than usual, even after their arrival. Kryptos swayed on his legs: his shape was dizzy, his inside turned upside down and rolled up. He looked down: it made him feel nauseous, so he looked up immediately.

Hectorgon was swaying in midair, with both hands over his mouth. Pyronica was on the ground and was taking long breaths: her flames flickered irregularly, the pink shades brighter than usual.

"It was horrible," she commented. She turned to Bill. "We always make one jump at a time. What happened?"

Kryptos followed the direction of her gaze: Bill was turned the other way around and was standing still, his arm raised and fingers suspended in the act of snapping. Kryptos approached him and moved around to meet his gaze.

But Bill was not looking in front of him. His eye was focused on something far away, beyond the boundaries of that Dimension. Kryptos had already seen that distant gaze, centuries before: it was the look of when he was searching for something, poking through all possible universes.

"Bill?" He called carefully.

"Here…"

"Here what?" Kryptos asked.

Bill turned to him. His eye was wide open, the black pupil a crack that overlooked the abyss. As he stared at him, he snapped his fingers again.

"Hey!"

Kryptos turned: Hectorgon was no longer floating but had fallen on his front.

"What are you doing?!" The Hexagon loudly protested, while raising himself on his forearms. "Are you crazy?!"

Pyronica approached: as she held out a hand to touch Hectorgon, the flames that enveloped her arms went out. Stunned, she lifted them both in front of her face and saw the last tongues of fire fade away.

She turned her confused gaze to Bill.

"What are you doing?"

"Did you hit your top, with that double jump?" Hectorgon protested again. "I remind you I don't have legs! I would appreciate a little help here!"

Kryptos looked back at Bill: his eye was brighter, more focused and no longer a window on the abyss. He blinked a few times and it looked like he was finally back.

"It’s all right," he said, turning to Hectorgon and Pyronica. "Try to be as harmless as possible."

"What does that mean...?"

Before Kryptos could finish his sentence, Bill put a hand on his own shape and the yellow stopped flashing with his words.

Then portals opened all around and they were surrounded by laser weapons.

"Freeze! You’ve crossed the border without permission!" shouted one of the creatures: it had claws instead of a mouth and tentacles as arms. "Unauthorized arrivals are not accepted!"

"A border?" Bill repeated, his tone trembling and innocent. He blinked, looking around with a bewildered expression. "We were just taking a walk..."

"Lies!" The creature shouted. "Drag them in prison!"

Kryptos opened his mouth and tried to say something, but a being closed his wrists with handcuffs and dragged him through the portal from which he had arrived.

Compared to the dimensional jumps that Bill could make - instantaneous and without side effects, apart from slight disorientation - crossing a portal was like jumping through a cold and viscous jelly, floating in midair for a second and immediately falling back on the ground. His knees bent for the sudden return of gravity, his jailer yanked him and Kryptos fell forward: the being kept dragging him as if nothing had happened.

Kryptos tried to get up, if only to look around and see where the heck they were taking him, but his feet slipped on the smooth floor. He tried to pull his arms towards him, in a weak attempt to make his jailer stop - or at least to slow him down, but the creature ignored him completely.

And then, suddenly, it stopped.

"Back off, you scum!" The creature ordered, while accompanying his words with a loud noise of metal against metal. Something opened with a metallic squeak and Kryptos was thrown forward, eye on the ground.

Where am I?

He put his hands on the sides and managed to get up, by lifting with his legs. The guard had taken him into a rectangular cell, already occupied by at least twenty different creatures. Some stood against the walls, others were crouched on the ground, others sat on benches that were anchored to the floor. Kryptos turned around: there was a corridor beyond the cell bars and, on the other side, another cell full of creatures of all kinds, just like his own.

The sound of shaken handcuffs drew his gaze back into his cell: Pyronica was waving her arms, her lips folded into a pout, her eye on Bill.

"Why are we here?"

Bill was looking around: his eye was wide open, focused, and it shone with curiosity. He took a few steps into the cell, reached an empty bench and climbed up to sit on it, with some difficulty given by the handcuffs. Once seated, he started looking around again, waving his legs in midair.

Pyronica stopped in front of him: only then, Bill lifted his eye on her and smiled.

"I wanted to see a cell!" He exclaimed cheerfully.

Pyronica let out a sigh of exasperation.

"You've already seen a cell, haven't you?" She shrugged. "What’s the difference?"

"The last one I saw was two-dimensional," he replied as if it were obvious. He started looking around again, curious. "I wanted to see a three-dimensional one. Mine didn’t have bars."

"Hey, you, get lost." A Vetrano intruded into their conversation, puffing smoke from his nostrils. His five eyes were bloodshot. "That's my bench."

Bill looked at him, flickering his eyelashes while waving his legs.

"Oh, really?" He asked innocently. "Has it your name on?"

The Vetrano lifted his lips, showing two rows of sharp teeth, and puffed his shoulders, making spikes appear under the skin. His muscles swelled and his eyes narrowed, his whole figure ready for a fight.

Pyronica stood between him and Bill.

"Move," he growled, swelling the muscles even more.

Pyronica gave him her placid, predatory smile.

"No, you move," she challenged him.

"Now, now, we just got here a few moments ago, after all." Bill slipped off the bench and took Pyronica by the elbow. "Let him have it."

Without giving her time to say a word, Bill dragged her away. The Vetrano snorted and sat down in the center of the bench, casting grim looks on all the other prisoners.

"Okay, now you’re being ridiculous," Pyronica complained. "Let me fight. I won't kill him: I'll just let him bleed until he learns how to behave."

"Forget him, we don't need a bench," Bill answered, giving her a big smile. "We have our friendship!"

"Are you done?"

Kryptos turned around, recognizing Hectorgon's voice. The Hexagon was lying on his back, arms crossed and lips curled into a pout. Bill let go Pyronica's arm and moved closer, then leaned over to look at his friend from above.

"Nice ceiling, don’t cha think?"

"How long do you wanna stay here?" Hectorgon asked.

"We broke the law!" Bill replied, in a shocked tone. He put both hands on the shape and flickered his eyelashes again, with exaggerated innocence. "Now we have to pay for our wrongdoings!"

Pyronica rolled her eye.

"Yes, yes, sure." She nodded towards Hectorgon. "So? What do you have in mind?"

Bill looked at her with his pupil wide open.

"Me? Just doing the right thing." He brought his hands to the eye and let out a melodramatic gasp, shifting his gaze from her to Hectorgon. "You think I have other plans?! Is this your opinion of me, guys?" He put a hand over his eye and pretended to faint. "I’m so offended."

Kryptos raised an eyebrow, Hectorgon a corner of his mouth and Pyronica looked him from top to toe. Bill straightened up, crossed his arms and gave them his best sulky expression.

"You always complain I don't respect the rules..."

"We never complained," Kryptos replied.

"That’s all you’ve done since we met," Hectorgon said.

"Was there ever a time when you respected them?"

"Ah, good one." Bill snapped his fingers towards Pyronica. "But yes, now and then, even I respect the rules." He raised his arms. "Especially those of this beautiful Dimension."

"We haven't seen anything of this Dimension, how can you say it's beautiful?" Hectorgon asked.

"Wait..." Kryptos alternated his gaze from Bill to his hands. "Where are your handcuffs?"

"We’re seeing this beautiful cell," Bill answered, ignoring Kryptos' question. "And its funny occupants! Aren’t you happy, that I took you here?"

"I'm not punching you, just because I hope this stupid game of yours is worth something."

Bill laughed and walked over to Hectorgon, to pat him on the surface.

"It's worth it, my friend," he replied, returning to his usual tone. He turned to look at something behind Kryptos. "Be patient for a couple more minutes."

Kryptos blinked and turned, looking for what had attracted Bill's attention. All he saw was a group of bipeds gathered in a corner, a bunch of four-legged beings crouched down and a rabbit-crab from Dimension 9, who completely ignored him, snapped his claws and turned towards the group of bipeds.

By following his gaze, Kryptos noticed something was stirring in the center of the group: many bipeds had their back turned towards him and they were muttering something, their heads bent down. Spying between their legs, Kryptos saw a small creature, shades of turquoise that peeked through the black clothes. And the bipeds were kicking it, murmuring rough sounds in an unknown language.

A snort behind him made Kryptos turn back: Bill had approached, annoyance written all over his shape. He fixed his bow tie - seriously, where were the handcuffs? - and walked towards the group.

"Cut it out." He grabbed the jacket of one of the bipeds and forced him to turn around. "You’re annoying. And let that guy take a breath."

"Mind your business!" The creature replied, in Common Language. He lifted an arm to slap Bill's hand away but, before he could touch him, Pyronica grabbed his wrist and held it up.

"You start first," she said with an icy tone, squeezing his arm. The bipedal tugged his arm, tried to free himself or move away but Pyronica's grip was still, like that of a vice.

The bipedal looked at her with wide eyes, anger and fear alternating in his pupils. He clung to Pyronica's fingers and tried to pull them off, unsuccessfully. He grabbed his trapped hand with the free one, put his feet down and pulled his arm with all his strength, gritting his teeth from the effort to free himself.

Pyronica let go of his arm and the bipedal lost his balance. He bumped into another one of the group and they both fell on the ground, tripping on a third guy and breaking the circle. Some creatures around moved to help them get up, others backed away and, in the confusion, Bill managed to reach the creature on the ground. He stretched out a hand without being noticed by anyone, helped him to his feet and, while keeping an arm around his shoulders, brought him out of the circle.

A couple of bipeds noticed it and tried to follow them, their mouths already open to protest. Pyronica moved in their way: their steps came to a halt, their mouths closed, protests went out and the bipeds retreated, gathering in a corner.

Kryptos looked away and brought his attention back to Bill, just in time to see him help the turquoise creature sit against the cell bars. Like the bipeds that were hitting him, that creature also had two arms, two legs and a torso. What made it different was its head: rectangular, much larger than the rest of the body and with a large cavity in the center, in the shape of a lock.

The creature looked up at Bill: it had two eyes, one of which was half-closed, and bruises all over his body. One in particular was a giant purple spot that covered half of its arm and the creature kept rubbing it, as far as the handcuffs allowed it.

"Better?" Bill asked.

"Better," it replied with a smile, which looked more like a grimace of pain "Thanks."

"Why'd they come after you?"

"We’d already seen each other before," it explained. "I had robbed them and they remembered me."

"Why did you rob them?"

The creature shrugged, a gesture that cost it a small groan of pain.

"I always do," it answered, while carefully touching its shoulders, as if to make sure it had nothing broken. "Always stealing something here, something there, little things. Then I end up in prison, but I go out every time." Its lips lifted again, in a smug grin. "No door can lock me up."

"Same for me!" Bill replied, lively. He held out his hand. "Name’s Bill, and you?"

"Keyhole."

"Have you been into a lot of prisons?"

"Just some," Keyhole answered. "At first, I ended up in a lot. But since I went into business with my partner, escaping has become much easier."

"And have you also visited many Dimensions?" Bill's eye shone with curiosity.

"Quite a few." Keyhole shrugged, but the gesture caused him another grimace of pain. "When you escape from prison, suddenly everyone starts looking for you and you can no longer walk in the same city, because someone might recognize your face. In the end, you have to leave. Only once I stayed too long, and we got caught again. We managed to escape, only because my partner dug our way, by chewing through it. Literally."

"When I escaped, I burned everything," Bill replied, with pure innocence.

"Such a blatant revenge," Keyhole answered with a small laugh. "I prefer a quieter way. If the guards don't remember me, I can stay in one Dimension for longer. But it rarely works." He indicated himself, with a sad smile. "Unfortunately I don't go unnoticed."

"Neither do I!" Bill exclaimed, delighted.

"You wouldn't go unnoticed, even if you were invisible," Hectorgon commented, still with his arms crossed and facing the ceiling. Keyhole gave him a questioning look, but Bill caught his attention back.

"Isn’t that great? We have a lot in common!" He kept on. "Tell me, why are you stealing around? Admit it, you just do it just because it's fun."

"Actually, I don't enjoy it a lot," he admitted, with another sad smile. "But stealing brings me good money and, with that, my partner and I can eat well, sleep well and make it through tomorrow."

"Why, what are you stealing?" Kryptos asked, interested. Keyhole shrugged again, this time without painful grimaces.

"Coins, pins, jewelry. In short, precious things. Weapons are too bulky to steal, while idol statues are worth a fortune, but they’re impossible to resell. On the other hand, jewels and precious stones can be hidden quickly, they’re easy to place on the market and worth good money. There was a period I earned so much, I could afford to sleep and eat in the most expensive hotel in the city."

"Don't you keep anything you steal?"

"I wouldn’t know what to do with it," he said. "All I want is enough money, to buy good food and have a roof over my head until the next day."

"And that’s all you’ve ever wanted?" Bill asked.

Keyhole laughed again, but this time it was a bitter laugh.

"I can't afford to ask for more," he replied. "I’m the last of my kind and my home planet has been colonized by other peoples, so I no longer have a home. I can't fight or hunt: the only things I can do well are steal and escape. I’m lucky if I come up with enough stuff, to make it through tomorrow." He raised a hand. "It’s the same for my partner. His race has been extinct for years and those few left have been sold into slavery. When we met, he was a prisoner in the house I wanted to rob. He was trying to escape from his master and I helped him." A small smile raised the corners of his mouth. "He was so grateful, that he decided to stick with me. And we’ve been partners since then."

"It was the same for Hectorgon!" Bill commented. "I saved him from a miserable, pathetic life and, since then, he’s so grateful he cannot express it with words."

"Do you really want me to put into words what I feel now?"

"He’s such a kidder." Bill moved to the others. "He’s Kryptos: he is the serious one of the company. While she’s Pyronica and she’s wonderful."

"And he's the chatterer," Pyronica said, pointing to Bill. Keyhole chuckled.

"So you also found each other by chance?" His gaze moved from one to the other. "That's why you’re so different. Usually, people prefer to deal with others of their kind: I’ve rarely crossed groups of three or more different species."

"Why?" Bill asked. "This way’s much funnier!"

"Well, it's difficult to agree when there are too many different minds," he explained. "And nobody travels so much and so far, to meet so many different species."

"In our case, the more different we are, the better it is!" Bill replied, waving a hand. "I could never have traveled with others only of my same kind. And traveling far is not a problem," he added, in a cheerful tone, "We’ve gone a long way from where I started."

"Have you been traveling for a long time?"

"At least two hundred years."

Keyhole laughed.

"Very funny."

"How about you, instead?" Bill asked. "How long have you been traveling?"

"Thirty years, more or less."

"Oooh, so you've definitely seen something interesting!" Bill leaned forward, curious.

"Like what?"

"Anything!" He exclaimed. "Rare colors, different creatures, uncommon laws, strange objects…"

"Why are you asking him?" Pyronica replied, with a smirk. "If those things existed, you’d already know, right?"

"You’re right!" Bill clapped a hand over his eye. "We’re very uncomfortable here. Let's continue this conversation somewhere else!"

"But... but that's not what I said..."

"So, Keyhole." Bill held out his hand, giving him his most dazzling look. "Do you want to chat a little more, out there?"

"Why not?" Keyhole grabbed his hand and stood up. "I was getting tired of this place. There isn’t even a chair."

"And the ones here are all taken," Bill continued for him. "It's time to go out."

He turned to the door and raised a hand, thumb and middle finger ready to snap.

"Finally," muttered Hectorgon, pressing his arms to the ground. Kryptos reached him to help, but the Hexagon pulled himself up and stood on his base. Pyronica also came closer and crossed her arms, waiting.

Keyhole turned away from them and stood between Bill and the door. Although hampered by the handcuffs, he started to run his fingers around the lock, examining it from all angles.

What is he doing?

Kryptos exchanged a glance with Hectorgon, who only gave him a half-perplexed smile. Pyronica tilted her head, intrigued by that behavior. Bill lowered his arm, his gaze fixed on Keyhole, his wide-open eye following the scene with greedy curiosity.

Keyhole was still examining the lock, feeling it with his fingers and looking around it in every way. He put a finger inside, as if he wanted to make sure of its width. He even drew his eye to the lock, to spy on the internal gears.

Satisfied, he pulled away from the door and raised his hands on the bizarre hole that opened on his forehead, a lock made of pitch black. He put his hand inside and, when he pulled it out, he held a bronze key between his fingers. Under their curious looks, he slipped the key into the lock and turned.

With a clack, the door opened.

Keyhole turned to look at them: on his face, covered with purple bruises, there was a smile so wide and satisfied, that could’ve matched Bill's own. He opened the cell door and, with a gallant bow, invited them out.

"After you."

Kryptos was amazed and Hectorgon and Pyronica kept staring, astonished.

Bill, however, let out a delighted scream.

"You can do this?!"

"I told you," Keyhole replied, with a grin. "No door can lock me up."

All five of them - Hectorgon propping himself up on his arms - went out, under the shocked looks of the other prisoners. Once Pyronica was finally out, Keyhole closed the door and gave a broad, grinning smile to the bipeds who had kicked him.

"Bye, losers."

Bill's eye was shining so much, to brighten his entire shape just by itself. He grabbed Keyhole's hand and looked him straight in the eyes while battling his eyelashes against his nose.

"Join us," he said, straight away.

Keyhole's satisfied smile took a puzzled turn. He blinked.

"Ehm... what?"

"Join our group," Bill invited him. "You won’t have to steal to survive anymore. You’ll travel further than you ever have and you’ll see treasures that no one has ever seen. You won’t have to worry about asking too much anymore, because you’ll be able to ask for everything and everything will be given to you." With a gesture of the hand, the handcuffs that held his wrists opened by themselves and fell to the ground.

Keyhole looked up, his mouth open.

"How did you do this?"

"This is nothing," Bill answered. He put his hand on the big, purple bruise on his arm and, under Keyhole's eyes, the bruise narrowed until it disappeared, leaving only intact turquoise skin.

Keyhole looked up at Bill again, his eyes wide with amazement, with a hint of fear at the bottom of his pupils.

"How...?"

"If you come with me, you’ll have much more," was the only answer.

Keyhole's gaze settled on each of them, returned to the cell from which they had escaped. He turned back, to look at the corridor behind him. When he focused again on Bill, there was a new resolution in his eyes.

"Fine," he accepted, "But only if my partner can come with us."

"Where is he now?"

Keyhole pointed to the corridor behind him.

"He was also captured, but they put him in a different cell," he explained. "I don't know which one, I only saw that they took him further inside into the prison. Help me get him out and I'll go with you."

Bill smiled.

"Consider it done." He gestured towards the corridor. "Guide us."

They went down the corridor, Pyronica carrying Hectorgon in her arms. From the other cells, the prisoners’ eyes followed them with perplexed expressions: some creatures clung to the bars, to get a closer look.

"Keyhole!"

The voice came from a cell to the right and Keyhole stopped immediately.

"I'm here! Wait, I’m letting you out!" He answered, a hand already on his forehead, ready to pull out the right key. Bill put a hand on his arm and stopped him.

"Let me return the favor," he said, in his most radiant tone. He raised one hand and bent his index towards him.

The entire cell wall rolled up on itself, the bars folded as if they were made of rubber. The astonished prisoners took a few seconds to understand what had just happened, shifting their gazes from Bill to the rolled-up door at their feet. Then they seized the opportunity and stepped over it, pouring like a river along the corridor.

Bill turned to look at them: he had such a pleased expression, that Kryptos could not help rolling his eye.

"Fine, you're good," he commented.

"Just good?!" Keyhole was gaping, in awe. "You’re amazing!"

"I know, I know, I'm unique," Bill gloated.

"Keyhole!" A creature approached them. He was slightly taller than Keyhole and made up of two rows of teeth, with short arms and legs. He was speechless. "What...? Who…?"

"So..." Bill put a hand on his side, turning to Keyhole. "Aren’t you going to introduce your partner to us?"

"Teeth," he introduced himself, still opening and closing his mouth. "Are you... are you a God?"

"Some people thought so," Bill confirmed.

"No wonder they did!" Teeth pointed to the door behind him. "You can do these things, just by moving a hand! I ate you, would I absorb your powers and do these things too?"

"Teeth!" Keyhole scolded him, but Bill laughed.

"I'm sorry, pal, but my powers can’t be given to others." He gave him a friendly pat on the top. "I like your friend!" He added cheerfully, turning to Keyhole, "He’s strange!"

Keyhole rolled his eyes, with a half smile on his lips.

"Well, you're a pretty strange guy too."

"Oh, thanks! You’re not bad either."

Keyhole gave him a perplexed expression.

"Is it a compliment for you?"

"Why, it’s not?"

"It’s all very nice," Hectorgon interrupted them. "But how about we get out of here?"

Bill raised his hand and snapped his fingers, bringing them all on a road, in front of a rectangular building. It was nothing more than a block of gray stone, surrounded by small, square houses. Screams, gunshots and the sound of a siren came from inside the building. A window opened and a creature escaped: it was one of the prisoners in Teeth's cell. So that building was supposed to be the prison.

"What...?" Keyhole was spinning around, bewildered. "Are we out? How?"

"Hey," Bill said, "Do you want to see a very blatant revenge?"

Before Keyhole could answer, a flickering blue flame appeared in Bill's hand. Kryptos recognized it: it was the flame destroyer of Dimensions. Bill turned his hand upside down and the flame reached out to touch the ground, ran down the street and climbed around the prison, spreading out in a bonfire while devouring stone and glass. It embraced the building and smashed the windows, before pouring itself inside.

Kryptos looked away, but the terrified screams reached him anyway. The siren fell silent, devoured by the fire, and the blue glare of the flames shone powerful on the edge of his field of vision. He looked back and saw the bonfire widen, embrace the surrounding houses, run through the bare gardens. The fire climbed the empty trees, devoured stone and steel, then stretched towards the sky and eat air itself.

Another snap of Bill’s fingers and they were all sitting on a surface full of craters, under a too-wide and too-black sky, dotted with distant stars. In front of them, a huge green and gray sphere, on which a blue spot was widening even more.

An irregular breath caught Kryptos's attention: Teeth was wide-mouthed, taking deep breaths. Keyhole looked around, his hands clenched, his eyes wide and trembling.

"Outer... outer space..." he repeated, "No air, no air! I’m suffocating!"

"It’s all right, guys!" Bill reassured them, giving a pat on Keyhole’s back and one on Teeth's gum. "Just breathe as always! No matter where we go, you'll never run out of air."

Keyhole looked at him, even more amazed than before.

"Who the heck are you?!"

"Your new best friend," Bill answered. He put an arm around his shoulders and poked his cheek, laughing. "Relax, enjoy the show. This is a privileged position, no one else can enjoy it so closely!"

"That..." Teeth raised a hand towards the sphere in front of them. "Is that Kirhlm?!"

"You know, Hectorgon, you were right," Bill replied. He released Keyhole and stepped forward. With a wave of the hand, the Hexagon rose from Pyronica's arms, finally able to float again. "That wasn’t a nice place at all. As soon as they saw us, they dragged us into prison! What kind of welcome was this?"

He raised his arm and a huge, blue flower made of fire blossomed from Kirhlm. A small wave of the hand was enough and the flames threw themselves at full speed through space, pointing to the nearest planet.

"There’s nothing in this Dimension that is worth saving," Bill declared, his tone suddenly serious.

Hectorgon sighed.

"Here you are, being melodramatic as always," he joked. "Was the planet not enough for you?"

Bill looked at him: his eye was bent into a broad smile.

"I already saved the only interesting things here," he replied, giving a smiling look to Keyhole and Teeth. "And they weren't even local!"

He turned to Kirhlm, who had lost gray and green, to turn into a blue ball of fire.

"There’s nothing else in this Dimension," he said. "It just takes up space in the Multiverse."

The flame from Kirhlm had reached the nearest planet and kept going toward the nearest star. The distances of light years were covered in fragments of seconds, as the fire devoured the very fabric of the Dimension. The distant galaxies were getting closer and the flames surrounded them, embracing the stars in rings of blue fire.

"It's... scary," Keyhole murmured. Kryptos looked at him and he read a familiar dismay in his black pupils, a deep amazement that left him stuck in the same spot, unable to look away. "And it's beautiful."

Bill turned to look at him, with his hands behind the shape. His eye was half-open, a blade shining with power that made him glow from within as if he himself were the fire.

"You haven't seen anything yet, my friend," he said. "There’s a lot more to see."

Before the flames reached them too, Bill snapped his fingers and they all jumped into another dimensional line.

Notes:

Wo-hoo, twice at the same time! Keyhole and Teeth join the party!

Two words on Keyhole’s design: It’s interesting, isn’t it? The lock on his forhead is not a real hole, I mean, you cannot see through it. And it was too perfect, to not make it like a fabric of keys. With an ability like that, being a thief is the best work you can do. So, you see, his backstory basically wrote it by itself :P

While Teeth... I’ve always imagined him more prone to killing, compared to Keyhole. Maybe because during Weirdmageddon, Bill gave him Dipper to eat - so I’ve always supposed Teeth was kinda okay with killing/eating people around. And these two together sounded like good partners in crime: one steal stuff, the other eats everyone that tries to stop them. And they’re having fun!

 

In the next chapter we will have: Bill with too high standards, fights, fire everywhere, building collapsing and a good ‘ol delusions of grandeur. You know, common, boring stuff.

As always, see you in two weeks <3

Chapter 19: ACT IV - Nineteen

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 19

 

"At this rate, you’ll finish all Dimensions, boss."

Bill brought them all on an asteroid, from which they could watch his flames spread across yet another Dimension, running to reach the ends of the universe. Calcoris4, the planet that had attracted Bill’s multidimensional gaze, was long gone into the incandescent sea that had become its galaxy.

Bill looked away from the concert of flutes and cellos and followed the flames that ran towards the nearest galaxy, trills of flute on a melody of black, interspersed with green, red and orange instruments.

All empty planets, all uninhabited worlds.

"There’s nothing here either," he muttered.

He found empty or barely inhabited universes more and more often. And those few civilizations he encountered rarely had anything interesting: boring worlds, similar to other thousands, useless worlds which occupied space. If there was nothing worth growing, then all the better to eliminate them and leave room for something new.

"Your standards are too high," Keyhole insisted. "Not all worlds are like Prosper10, you know."

"That was a beautiful Dimension," Hectorgon agreed.

Prosper10 hadn't been bad. Planets that revolved around each other and all together around their star. Colors that fell from the skies in the form of rain and that Prosperians collected in platinum vases. Their tone separation system was something new, their religion linked rain to roots and each tone was a potion of magical properties. The Prosperians had welcomed them like gods on earth, they had erected a temple as their home. They had let them bathe in their sacred pools, they had given them rain in glass. Bill had drunk the multicolored rain and Prosperians had bowed before him: God of Good and Evil, the one who possessed the knowledge of everything.

And he had given knowledge open-handedly, pouring it like divine rain into the minds of those adoring creatures. Wars died out, technology evolved. In less than a hundred years, Prosperians had colonized their star system and half of their galaxy.

But all the Prosperian found in their travels were empty worlds. All empty and all the same. After five centuries of constant worship, with the same rituals and the same religion, with the same conquered worlds, the same statues and the same speeches, boredom had prevailed.

The Prosperians would have managed without him for another ten millennia, before their universe collapsed on itself. Maybe Bill would come back later, just to attend the show.

"I liked that Dimension where there was grass on the clouds," Pyronica intervened. She was lying next to Bill, hands behind her head. Her flames were white breaths on the piano base of her pink figure: a pleasant background to the orchestra of the universe consumed by fire.

"I didn't destroy it," Bill reminded her.

"But you destroyed the other twenty before," Hectorgon replied. "You want to be surprised, fine, but it’s hard to surprise you, when you already know everything."

"That's why I don't anticipate things." Bill snorted. "But there are so many things that keep repeating themselves! At least, if I free the Multiverse from repetitions, new things can be born."

"Repetitions could be born too."

"You know what I think you need?" Keyhole snapped his fingers. "A challenge."

"What kind of challenge?"

"Like finding a boring world and making it strange," he replied. "It would be a nice way to test yourself and see what you can do."

To create something bizarre, starting from scratch? It was not a bad idea. From the ocean floor of his powers, he felt that

much more

he could do much more. He just had to go deeper.

"It's not a bad idea," he said, savoring those words. "I could try."

"I know a boring place!" Teeth jumped on. "We went there once, do you remember, Keyhole? It was that place with the green guys, all bumps."

"Urgh, that." Keyhole snorted. "Even the stuff to steal wasn’t interesting: white crystals and a pair of blue rings. We left the same day."

"Perfectly boring." Bill raised his arm, thumb and middle finger ready to snap. "What's the name?"

"Something like... Erm20?"

Erm20. A name that was like a neon, a sign that showed him the right path, in the network of streets that made up the Fifth Dimension. The path lit up for him, far away in space and within reach of his hand: it kept going for ten billion years in the future, through the Fourth Dimension, until it stopped at the death of Erm20’s universe. A still long line, unlike that of Calcoris4, which would have gone out in a few hours.

It was worth a try.

Bill snapped his fingers and the universe around him moved away. He and his friends jumped from the dimensional line of Calcoris4 that was dying out like its planet, to the still-long one of Erm20. If he managed to change that world into something worthy, then its line would still have been long, a kaleidoscope of colors extending into the space of the Fifth Dimension.

"You will bring your colors."

Otherwise, Erm20’s universe line would have reached its end that same day.

In the kaleidoscopic orchestra of the Fifth Dimension, Erm20’s line was one step away. Bill reached out to touch it, his skin already perceiving the roughness of gray, the green melody of the violin that repeated itself monotonously, a touch of white...

Something anchored him, a mysterious force similar to an invisible rope, wrapped around his shape and yanked him away, away from the dimensional line of Erm20, to drag him into another line.

Shock blossomed at the center of his shape, his eye moved to seek the origin of that mysterious force. Was there another creature in the Multiverse that, like him, was able to move through Dimensions without a portal?

Who?

How could do it, who had given it this ability...?

Axolotl?

The mysterious force pulled him into the new, unknown Dimension, with such violence to throw him to the ground. Behind him, he heard the thuds of his friends hitting the ground like him, a groan from Teeth, hurried footsteps, something metallic that clicked. And then voices overlapping, while speaking in Common Language.

"We found them!"

"Check it!"

"Unauthorized..."

"Rules of Interdimensional Travel..."

Flabby hands of flesh and bone lifted him, an optical reader was pointed at his eye and its white light dazzled him for an instant. He blinked and the grainy taste of black emerged from the blanket of slow breath: bipeds of paper and embers took shape, with arms that shone with his blue, a note of flute trilling on their chests, on the symbol that was his shape and its reverse. A symbol that-

I already saw it.

- he knew.

That’s his world.

"It’s them!"

"You’re all under arrest!"

Arrest.

Arrest?

Did they want to arrest HIM?

Never again.

Bill rose in midair: it was enough for him to want it and the fleshy hands that held him were pushed away. The bipeds stepped back and looked at him in amazement through their masks, their weapons raised.

"ARREST ME?" He thundered and his voice shook the foundations of the prison in which they had brought him. "GO AHEAD AND TRY, IF YOU CAN."

The bipeds ran towards him.

So stupid.

A wave of the hand and half of the ceiling collapsed, crushing the bipeds with metal, glass and rubble. The neon light tubes broke into sparks and twilight fell: the huge flood lights outside remained the only light left, violent white breaths mounted on drones of a grainy black.

Bill flew out of the prison and grew larger, enough for his shape to overlap that of the building. He raised his hand and the right wing of the building exploded, throwing stones and prisoners everywhere. Something caught fire and flames burst out on the walls that were still standing, generating a symphony of red and green cries.

His friends, protected by the remaining walls, turned to look at him with speechless mouths and minds filled with questions.

What’s he doing?

What’s happening?

Where are we?

Why?

"GIVE ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES," Bill answered their unspoken questions. He turned his back on them and focused on the buildings in front of the prison. "THERE’S SOMEONE I HAVE TO MEET."

The building before him had the same symbol printed on the facade, the same blue hourglass. Bill pointed a finger at it and the building exploded.

 


 

The warm wind of the explosion hit what remained of their room, causing a sheet of metal to fly away from the edge of the half-destroyed wall. Bill went away to bring destruction to the nearby buildings, his dazzling light shining like a star, brighter than all the artificial ones that surrounded him.

Pyronica was the first to reach the edge of the room where they were: wind stirred her hair, flames escape from her arms and legs.

"What do we do now?" Teeth asked. "Do we wait here?"

"No way! " she exclaimed. She turned around, showing off her predatory smile. "I want some fun too!"

And, without adding more, she jumped out of the building.

"Pyronica!" Hectorgon went in her pursuit and Teeth jumped too, laughing.

Kryptos ran to the edge of the room: Pyronica had already disappeared, while Hectorgon was a red light that moved in the rectangular space in front of the prison, searching for her. Teeth, on the other hand, ignored him and threw himself on the bipeds that approached, biting one and making all others scream and run.

Sirens began to howl and Kryptos turned back to the inside of the room, just in time to see Keyhole leaving from the door: he ran after him.

"Where are you going?" He screamed, trying to overwhelm the sirens’ cry.

Keyhole reached the nearest cell: a glance at the door was enough and he took out a key from the lock on his forehead. He opened the door and ran to the next cell.

Kryptos reached him and grabbed his arm.

"What are you doing?" He shouted again.

"Can't you see it?" He replied, yelling in turn. He threw open the second door and the criminals ran out. "I’m freeing as many people as possible! Bill will destroy everything!"

Keyhole ran to the third door, two keys in his hand.

"Do you need to see the lock to make more keys?" Kryptos asked, his voice hoarse from the effort to keep shouting. Keyhole shook his head, pulled out two more keys and threw them at him.

Kryptos ran to the next cell: the criminals were crushed against the door, one on top of the other, waving their hands through the bars. Their voices overlapped, yelling and praying for freedom. Kryptos put the key: as soon as the lock clicked, the door swung open, he lost his grip on the key and the criminals poured out like a tidal wave, throwing him to the ground.

He raised his hands in front of him and squeezed his eye shut, waiting for a multitude of feet to crush him, to crack his shape under their weight. Instead, he felt two hands grab him by the sides and lift him.

Cautiously, Kryptos opened his eye and lowered his arms: he had been pulled up by one of those prisoners, a biped much larger than him, with rotten green skin. Sharp teeth protruded from its open mouth and the eyes were two black spheres, with an eight-shaped pupil. The being still had the remains of a chain around its wrist and ankle and it was still holding Kryptos in front of it, protecting him from the sea of other escaping prisoners.

"Thank you," Kryptos said, out of breath.

"I couldn't crush you. You freed me." The prisoner had a hoarse, low voice.

"Uh... you’re welcome ...? "

The creature looked around. His eyes rolled.

"Kryptos!" Keyhole called, joining them.

The prisoner lowered his head. Keyhole stopped and looked from him to Kryptos with frightened eyes.

"Who are you?"

"8-Ball," the creature replied, "I’m protecting you."

"Uhm... " Keyhole rubbed his neck. "Fine, I guess?"

Before he could say more, 8-Ball passed an arm around Kryptos and grabbed Keyhole with the other one, then ran down the corridor, heading for the exit. A couple of bipeds saw them and lifted their weapons, yelling them to stop: Keyhole shrieked, Kryptos pressed his fingers on the arm around him. 8-Ball ignored both and broke through a window, to jump two floors down.

Kryptos gasped, Keyhole kept screaming. 8-Ball landed on his feet, the force of the impact made Kryptos lose the little air still in his throat.

"Put me down!" Keyhole shrieked, struggling in 8-Ball’s grip. "You’re batshit crazy!"

"I’m protecting."

"Don’t “I’m protecting” me! You almost killed all three of us!"

"Guys!" Hectorgon came towards them, flying at high speed. "Did you find Pyronica?"

"I thought you were looking for her!" Kryptos shouted, among the howling sirens.

"I lost her!"

"And Teeth?"

Hectorgon pointed to their right: two hundred meters ahead, a group of bipeds was fighting Teeth. One lifted his gun to shoot him, Teeth bit his legs and, with a snap, he tore them off. The biped fell to the ground screaming and tried to move away, trudging on his arms. Two other bipeds helped him, the others kept shooting at Teeth: their shots crashed against the blood-stained teeth and red gums, without injuring him.

"Normal weapons can't do anything to you anymore."

Kryptos looked up. Bill was still tearing down buildings, the chaos of the explosions joined the alarms and screams that echoed all around. Laser beams were fired at his base, but crashed against the surface and he didn't even seem to notice them.

8-Ball moved and Kryptos saw a laser beam pass a few inches from them. He turned and saw two guards running in their direction. He felt the muscles of 8-Ball's arm tense, he saw his legs bend, ready for action.

Before he could do anything, a group of prisoners stormed the guards, pushed them to the ground, and stole their weapons. Screaming and celebrating, they ran away, shooting all the guards they met.

"Well, it was convenient," Keyhole commented.

An explosion blinded them and a strong wind caused 8-Ball to retreat. With his arms raised, Kryptos saw the fire invade the wing of the prison that was still standing: white and pink flames poured out of the windows and a wall of fire replaced a wall on the ground floor. Pyronica emerged from the heart of the flames, her hair fluttering, the flames that covered her burning more than ever. A short, squat creature appeared from the flames beside her and held out his fist. She bumped her against his.

"Pyronica!" Hectorgon called her.

She turned to look at them and waved a hand, with a broad smile.

"Hello, guys!" She greeted them. She came towards them, followed by the squat creature. "Say hello to my new friend! He's called Paci-fire and he's so fun!"

"I slaughtered millions on countless moons," the creature said, as a presentation. His red eyes flashed, while the other two on his chest narrowed.

"Uhm... hi?" Kryptos greeted him. He lifted a hand towards the being that was still holding him and Keyhole. “He’s 8-Ball."

"Are they your friends?" The latter asked.

"Yes, it’s okay."

"Guys!" Teeth joined them, covered with scarlet blood. "Aren’t so cute, these bipeds? They think they can kill us!"

"Isn’t Bill tired yet?" Pyronica looked up at his gigantic shape. "He's taking a long time to destroy this place."

"Why is he doing it like this?" Hectorgon intervened. "What does he have in mind this time?"

"Maybe this place is special..." Kryptos ventured.

"Well, of course it is."

Kryptos blinked and turned his gaze to 8-Ball.

"What?"

"If you consider the most important prison in the Multiverse special, of course," 8-Ball continued. "This Dimension is the base of the Time Police."

"Time Police?" Hectorgon repeated.

"They stick their noses whenever there’s a temporal paradox, an unauthorized dimensional jump or someone is playing with time." 8-Ball moved his gaze from one to the other. "Have you never heard of them?"

"I've heard of them, but I've never met them," Keyhole admitted.

"Time Police..."

"Uh?" Keyhole looked up at him. "Do you know about them, Kryptos?"

“I've been looking for you everywhere! I was terrified! We searched the whole station and you weren't anywhere! I was afraid you got shattered! I had to call the Time Police to find you!"

"LELX YIPNON. YOU’VE BEEN GOING AROUND DIMENSIONS WITHOUT PERMISSION."

"Time Police..." His throat was dry, distant words repeated in his mind, a story that had been told to him in a distant Dimension, now dead. "Is their leader… a child?"

"Do you mean Time Baby?" 8-Ball asked.

“So you’re a child? Look, kid, I may be small, but I'm much older than you, so I think you should stop bothering me."

"AND YOU TWO-DIMENSIONAL CREATURES ARE AMONG THE MOST FRAGILE OF THE MULTIVERSE. THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE PROTECTED IN YOUR DIMENSION AND NOT ROAM AROUND WITHOUT CONTROL."

“FOR THIS TIME, I’LL TURN A BLIND EYE TO ALL OF THIS. BUT HE HAS TO COME BACK TO HIS DIMENSION AND STAY IN."

His lips trembled. Kryptos turned his gaze to Bill's enormous silhouette, who kept destroying buildings and throwing the bipeds away, without resorting to his devouring flames, without really wanting to wipe out that place.

“GIVE ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES. THERE’S SOMEONE I HAVE TO MEET."

"Kryptos?" Keyhole called him. "Are you okay?"

Kryptos looked back at them.

“He doesn't want to destroy this Dimension,” he said. “He just wants to get his attention.”

"Whose atten…?"

"ENOUGH!"

A thundering voice boomed over their heads. The sirens went out and a strong wind blew violently into the space full of rubble: a couple of criminals flew away, others ran away, others were pushed to the ground by the impact force. Hectorgon grabbed his bowler hat with one hand, the tie shaking madly. Pyronica's hair stirred in the same way, her flames shrinking under the whipping wind. Kryptos protected his eye with one hand: between his fingers, he saw a gigantic figure approaching, twenty times larger than him, with a huge, round head and a blue hourglass imprinted on his forehead.

Although Kryptos had never seen that creature before, he immediately recognized him.

"His attention," he murmured.

 


 

"ENOUGH!"

That voice. Oh, that voice. Low as blue, devoid of the gentle melody of pink, with the crackling of black and that bitter taste of white that came straight from his memories of a distant Dimension, a white room without borders, a Sphere that looked away from him with silent resignation.

Bill Cipher turned and saw him: the colossal baby who had condemned him, the arrogant being who had deported him away from the Third Dimension and its beauties, to send him back into the gray world in which he was born. The cause of all injustices, insults and his imprisonment.

"HE HAS TO COME BACK TO HIS DIMENSION AND STAY IN."

Time Baby had not changed at all: same chubby cheeks, same stupid round head, same stupid hourglass on his forehead. The only difference was in his eyes, no longer black, but with a burning red pupil.

Angry.

"SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY," Time Baby thundered, "AND YOU WON’T BE DISINTEGRATED ON THE SPOT."

Bill exploded into a hysterical laugh, his yellow flashing madly, blue flames swaying and laughing with him. Oh, he was angry! How CUTE to think he was scaring him! How CUTE to think those threats were worth anything! How CUTE to protect that small Dimension! As if he could protect it! As if he could do something! As if-

You’re much stronger.

-he could defeat him!

"YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO AROUND DIMENSIONS."

Oh really?

He pointed a finger at him and fired a laser beam at the stupid baby's face. Time Baby moved and the beam struck a building behind him that exploded, making glass and stone fly everywhere.

THIS is how you protect it?

He’s much weaker than you.

"Time Baby!" Bill greeted him, the voice rising in a high-pitched screech. "We meet again, at last!"

The toddler squinted, trying to get that mind as big as stupid to work.

"HAVE WE MET BEFORE?"

He has no idea.

Bill laughed again, hysterical.

"OF COURSE!" he screamed. "How can I expect you to recognize me? You’re just a stupid brat, who doesn't even have object permanence! Of course you can’t remember past things! And I’m COMPLETELY DIFFERENT compared to two millennia ago!" He pointed a finger at him and narrowed his eye, aiming at his head. "I think you need ANOTHER INCENTIVE to refresh your memory!"

He dematerialized and reappeared behind him, the beam already charged. Time Baby spun around and moved away just in time: the beam slightly brushed his nose and reached another building, which blew off with a crash of glass, so loud it made him turn.

When Time Baby looked back at him, his eyes widened even more, by looking at the ray that Bill had already prepared, one meter from the hourglass on his forehead.

"SO?" He thundered with a voice full of anger, rising above screams and flames. "DO YOU REMEMBER ME NOW?"

Time Baby avoided him again. A double laser beam started from his eyes, which Bill dodged by moving to the side. He answered with another beam, which Time Baby dodged. The baby tried to hit him again, with a continuous beam of blue light: Bill floated higher, zipped right and left, avoiding the beam effortlessly, letting it destroy everything behind him. He rose higher, spun to avoid another ray and, as he turned, he stretched out his arm: a golden ray came towards Time Baby, who avoided it and the ray hit a building, which turned into ash.

"STOP IT!"

Bill laughed. That pathetic baby was fast enough to offer him a fun challenge! At least he wasn't proving himself to be as disappointing as Rìem!

"WHAT’S THE MATTER, TIME BABY?" He screamed. "Is this small, FRAGILE two-dimensional creature too challenging for you?" He shot him another beam. "Am I not so DELICATE anymore?"

Time Baby dodged it and, in his frowning eyes, a flash of understanding. The pupils turned black again, the eyes widened.

"LELX YIPNON?!"

"Finally!" Bill exclaimed. “Even if that’s not my name anymore!" Blue flames bloomed in his hands. “Now my name is Bill Cipher."

Time Baby's eyes widened even more at the sight of the fire.

"IT WAS YOU?!"

"Who set my Dimension on fire? Obviously!" He exclaimed. “Or do you mean to set all the others on fire?"

Time Baby was shocked.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" He thundered in a bewildered tone. “DIMENSIONS MUST BE PRESERVED!"

Bill laughed.

"Preserve! Control! Balance!" He laughed. "As if all of that makes some sense! Watching Dimensions rise and grow, until all that’s interesting dies, and then let them drag on for millennia, under the influence of some STUPID physical law! It's like leaving corpses adrift in a river, waiting for them to decompose by themselves!"

He moved an arm in front of him, throwing flames toward Time Baby: he backed away, but the flames died out before reaching him.

"They take up space," Bill continued. "I’m making more, to make new worlds grow."

"YOU’RE NOT THE ONE WHO DECIDES HOW DIMENSIONS SHOULD END!" Time Baby thundered. "AND NOT LIKE THIS, DESTROYING ONE DIMENSION AFTER ANOTHER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUCH UNCONTROLLED DESTRUCTION CAN LEAD TO? SPACE-TIME COULD TEAR APART!"

"So what?"

"EXISTENCE WOULD HAVE NO MEANING ANYMORE!"

Bill laughed again.

"Great news: it doesn't have any even now!" He replied. “And actually, if it had even less meaning, it would be better!"

Time Baby backed away again. He looked him from top to toe.

"YOU’RE INSANE."

"Bing bing bing, great catch, genius!" Bill disappeared and materialized again, a blow from Time Baby's face, a finger pointed at him. His eye turned red. "AND GUESS WHOSE FAULT IS IT."

Time Baby lowered to the ground and the beam just brushed him, leaving a subtle burn on the head. His little eyes narrowed again, sternly.

As if THAT could scare him!

"BILL CIPHER," he declared in a thunderous voice “SURRENDER NOW OR..."

"OR WHAT?" Bill thundered with the same, powerful voice. He raised a hand and a blade of wind struck Time Baby, causing him to end up against one of the few standing buildings. Glass shattered, metal cracked, Time Baby close his eyes at the impact and, when he opened them again, Bill was in front of him, as big as his entire head.

"ARE YOU SENDING ME BACK INTO THE SECOND DIMENSION?" He screamed. "WILL YOU CLOSE ME IN PRISON? YOU WON’T IMPOSE YOUR JUDGMENT ON ME ANYMORE!"

Time Baby brought a hand to the building behind him and reduced it to rubble, to fly backward. Did he want to escape? Did he think he could ESCAPE him?

"I rule!" Bill shouted, his voice high and hysterical again. "I can move between Dimensions! I am the Lord of the Multiverse! All Dimensions are MINE!"

Time Baby's eyes widened.

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUMPED BETWEEN DIMENSIONS?!"

"OF COURSE IT WAS ME!" He yelled. "It’s always ME! I can do all this! I can go anywhere! I can destroy everything! I could even turn your stupid Dimension to ashes if I wanted! I can do EVERYTHING."

"YOU’RE PUTTING YOURSELF IN DANGER!" Time Baby replied. "BY JUMPING IN SUCH AN UNCONTROLLED WAY, YOU COULD CREATE INTERDIMENSIONAL FRACTURES! YOU COULD GET STUCK BETWEEN TWO DIMENSIONS! YOU COULD GET INVOLVED IN YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION!"

Bill approached again, until he towered over him.

"Do you really think that all the STUPID physical dimensional laws apply to me?" His voice reverberated all around. "I am the God of the Multiverse and the laws BOW to me. My will IS the law! And no one can oppose it: neither other laws nor YOU."

"YOU CAN'T DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT!"

"Do you think so?" Bill replied "Do you REALLY think so? Are you challenging me? Try it! Try to stop me! Do it and I won't be as kind as I’ve been until now!"

He approached and his eye turned red again, scarlet light rained on Time Baby's face.

"Don't you find it IRONIC?" He said. "I am even more magnanimous than YOU have been with me. When you established my sentence, you enforced it without giving me even a second chance!"

He laughed and the earth vibrated with him, shaken by his own laughter, stronger and stronger, until cracks opened in the ground and yellow light filtered through. Time Baby made the mistake of lowering his gaze: a gesture from Bill and the ground beneath exploded, projecting boulders of rock and rubble of buildings, shards of glass and metal plates, which all aimed at the baby.

Time Baby stretched out his arms and created a protective shield around him. He raised his angry eyes to Bill.

"I WON’T LET YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING, CIPHER!"

Oh, his pathetic attempt to scare him was so much FUN! But what could a bug do, compared to a God?

Nothing.

You’re much stronger.

You can do even more.

Bill replied with another thundering laugh, which echoed across the entire Dimension and blew the earth all around Time Baby. The still-standing buildings folded and collapsed, hitting that miserable being with metal, glass and stone.

He moved away from that pitiful sight, from that BUG that was trying to defend himself. He can barely defend himself from inanimate objects, how could he defend himself from ME?

The ocean of powers inside him laughed, bubbles rose from the still unexplored bottom, still far away, a taste of tea and honey.

Much more.

He snapped his fingers and disappeared, taking his friends away with him into a new dimensional line and leaving Time Baby alone, in the middle of a destroyed city, invaded by criminals.

Notes:

And so… that’s basically why the Infinitentiary has been built all by himself in a fluctuating space and not on the ground, surrounded by other buildings :P

Aside from jokes, Bill has juuuust a little of self-esteem. Don’t worry, this definitely won’t blow up on his face, one way or the other.

In the meantime, let’s give a huge welcome to 8-Ball and Paci-fire! Let’s be frank here, people: where they could’ve been, if not inside a prison? One has still the handcuffs on, while the other slaughters people… they definitely had to be in a prison :P

We will meet again in two weeks for the consequences of this fight, some peaceful time, some nice conversations and a bit of “power exploration”.

See you all! <3

Chapter 20: ACT IV - Twenty

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 20

 

From that moment, all Dimensions were covered in posters.

Bill's image was everywhere, his eye filled the streets. Public danger, Destroyer of Dimensions, unbridled fury, powers beyond the norm, able to jump between Dimensions at will, please flee at his sight and immediately contact the Time Police.

"As if these could stop you!" 8-Ball said, waving one of the posters. "You're a thousand times stronger than Time Police and Time Baby put together!"

"You're right, my friend," Bill laughed. He put an arm around him. "I love this guy!"

"I thought you loved me!" Teeth replied.

"Yes, like a younger brother."

"What about me?" Pyronica intervened.

"Like the best woman of the Multiverse."

"And him?" Pyronica asked again, wrapping her arms around Paci-fire's head.

"Uhm..." Bill tapped his shape under the eye. "Like an adorable little dog."

"I slaughtered millions on countless moons."

"A guard dog," Bill corrected himself.

"By the way, I would like to know," Hectorgon asked, "That's all he can ever say?"

"He gave a whole speech yesterday," Pyronica replied. "You missed it ‘cause you wanted to sleep earlier."

"So I guess I'll hear the next one in three years."

"Paci-fire isn't much of a talker," Pyronica leaned with one arm on his head. "He's better at destroying and slaughtering."

"And he holds margarita very well," Bill added. "Hat's off to you, my friend."

Paci-fire replied with a shrug.

Hectorgon sighed and stretched, extending his arms above him.

"So that's what we are now?" He asked ironically. "A group of wanted criminals?"

"You mean the most important wanted criminals of the Multiverse," Bill replied, snatching the poster from 8-Ball's hands. "And do you know what that means?"

"That our life will be a living nightmare from now on?"

"Wrong." Bill's eye bent into a wide, satisfied smile. "Now there'll be Dimensions in which it will be enough to say my name, to be worshipped like gods!"

"I’m 100% sure it doesn’t work like that."

"Buzzkill!" Pyronica chuckled.

"Let's make a bet," Bill proposed. "Let's go to another Dimension. If the inhabitants worship me as soon as they see me, you will compliment me for a week. And I mean every single sentence will be a compliment.”

"But if they'll try to fight you, then you will turn every single sentence into a compliment for me." Hectorgon held out his hand. "I'm in."

Bill smiled and snapped his fingers.

They found themselves in the center of a pentagonal square full of stalls, surrounded by purple and green creatures, who stared at them with their four wide, perplexed eyes.

"Hey, guess what?" Bill turned to them, spreading his arms like a presenter on stage. "I'm Bill Cipher!"

A moment of perplexity passed through the creatures, who blinked and exchanged gazes. Then, a couple of them screamed and screams spread throughout the square: a good part tried to escape, another hid behind the stalls. A third part threw themself at his feet.

"Spare our Dimension, please!" They begged him, hands clasped. "We'll give you everything you want, but please spare us!"

Bill turned to Hectorgon. His eye was bent into the most satisfied grin ever, which widened even more at the sight of the Hexagon's frown.

"You've just learned an important lesson, pal," Bill said, while bringing a hand to his eye. "Never challenge a merchant."

 


 

"It's been centuries since you called yourself a merchant."

Bill turned around and Kryptos entered the roof garden, which had been set up especially for them. Large five-petaled yellow flowers blossomed around the edge, opening to the moonlight. Bill was floating between them, his hands behind the shape, so similar to the flowers and so different in his geometric precision.

"I can be anything I want," he replied, looking back in front of him. "Merchant, wanted criminal, god, even all together. Nothing can stop me."

Kryptos came closer. The city lights emerged from beyond the flowers and extended beneath them. The new roads under construction were almost ready and, under the moonlight, they shone a faint yellow.

"Do you ever miss it?"

Bill sighed. Kryptos turned to look at him and his expression was serious, for once.

"No." His tone overflowed with cold melancholy. "The Second Dimension isn't a place where it’s possible to thrive and evolve. It's a flat world, with flat minds and flat dreams"

"Maybe not all the Second Dimensions are..." Kryptos clapped a hand over his eye. "How stupid. If there was a different one, you would've already seen it, right?"

"Yes."

Kryptos looked at the yellow flowers, stared at the center of their corollas.

"Ha..." he licked his lips. "Have you ever thought of improving one?"

"One of my versions tried to do it."

"One of your versions?"

"Five-dimensional vision," Bill replied. "I can see every possible decision and follow it up to its consequences. And, for each choice, I see that there's a different version of me. Some died, collapsing in the realization of the single choice. Others survive."

"And one of them...?"

Bill shifted his gaze to the black horizon.

"Spheres like Rìem always had the same goal, when they visited the Second Dimension," he explained. "To find a Shape who could understand the concept of three-dimensionality and explain it to others. One of my versions tried to become the Apostle."

Bill blinked. He loosened his hands from behind his back and looked down at his fingers.

"When he tried to come back into a two-dimensional world, he found out his shape could no longer be contained in the two dimensions. Its structure was no longer suitable. Only sections managed to pass through. Sections of arms, legs, eyelashes. And his shape was too bright, too tangible: it overflowed from the Second Dimension."

He joined the tips of his fingers.

"The inhabitants were afraid of him," he continued. "They attacked him, they screamed. They didn't even let him speak."

Bill put his arms behind his back.

"So he came out of that Dimension and burned it." His eye curved into a bitter smile. "Again."

A cold silence spread between them. Kryptos looked away, discomfort made his shape tingle. It was “ not-Bill” that heavy, serious atmosphere: it made the evening less bright, the air less fragrant. Even the flowers seemed more opaque.

Bill was not like that, he was the exact opposite. He made everything brighter and sparkling, with his silver tongue and unstoppable energy. Even in prison, there had never been a heavy atmosphere.

Kryptos looked through the garden: his gaze laid on the grass, trees, hesitated on the flowers, then passed on to the city and its streets.

"That material you proposed," he began, breaking the silence between them while pointing to the streets. "I've never heard of it. Yet this Dimension is very similar to others we've already seen."

"That's salcreus," Bill explained. There was a note of liveliness in his tone, rather than the serious coldness of their previous conversation. "Its chemical structure is much more compact than the simple stone they used before. Once they'll warm it up and apply it, it will be even stronger: it won’t be damaged by rain, hail or hurricanes. The streets will stay intact for centuries." A spark of fun flickered in his eye. "In addition to that, thanks to the crystalline dye, they will shine with golden light even on the darkest nights."

Kryptos smiled too, turning to look at him. Bill’s constant manifestations of power and omniscience made him forget that the Triangle also had a brilliant mind. It was pleasant to see a side of Bill that was more him, less godly. It made Bill look younger, it wiped away the past millennia.

How much time has passed…

He remembered with a hint of nostalgia the distant Dimension of Hirleon, the first in which they had been welcomed and worshipped as gods. Just a fragment of Bill's enormous knowledge was enough to make the whole civilization flourish. Monuments in his honor had been erected everywhere, his cult had united all the Hirleians. There had been no more wars, hunger, or injustices. Wisdom and abundance were everywhere as the civilization thrived.

And Bill was still young, a Triangle who had begun to plunge into the sea of his potential.

"Hey," Kryptos asked, "How far have you come with exploring your powers?"

"Oh, much deeper than before!" Bill replied, clearly satisfied. "Lately I've been exploring what are the limits within which I can do something in other creatures' dreams."

"What?!" Kryptos stammered. "You can visit other creatures' dreams?!"

"Yeah." His eye was shining, excited.

"So that's what you do when you sleep?"

"I don't sleep."

"You mean you don't sleep when you do this...?"

"No," Bill repeated. "I haven't slept in centuries. Ever since I burned the Second Dimension."

"But..." Kryptos scratched his top. "But every time... you lie down and your eye is closed... I thought you were sleeping."

"Usually I look into alternative universes and search for bridges that lead to other creatures' dreams."

"Why didn't you tell us?"

"It’s not important." He laughed. "And it's better this way: at least there's always someone awake, who can warn you if there's any problem."

"Don't you feel tired?"

Bill raised his arms.

"I am made of pure energy," he replied. "Energy doesn't need to rest."

Silence fell between them again, but this time it was much more pleasant. A wolf howled far away, invisible to the eye.

"By the way," Kryptos spoke again. "I wanted to thank you for welcoming 8-Ball into our team. And Paci-fire. Even though I think you accepted him, just to make Pyronica happy."

Bill chuckled.

"She was so fond of him, I couldn't say no," he replied. "In any case, I would've tended towards them, sooner or later: the Time Police just sped up the process."

Kryptos raised an eyebrow, curious.

"What do you mean?"

Bill looked at him.

"Haven't you felt the same?" He asked. "Have you ever felt like tending towards?"

"Tending towards?"

"Pyronica," Bill explained. "Keyhole. In both cases, when I jumped through the Sixth Dimension, I felt like a... sensation." He touched the center of his shape. "Like a hook that pulls you in a direction and you know you have to reach it, that when you’ll get to the right place, you'll find something special, that you have to find that something. But the Multiverse is big and you don't always reach the right place at the first shot. With Pyronica it was easy because she was the last one alive, so I was pulled just in one specific direction." He smiled. "On the other hand, Keyhole's pull was strange, because it wasn't just him who pulled me: it was Teeth too. So when I thought I had reached the correct dimensional line, the second pull from Teeth made me adjust my direction and I immediately jumped again, into the right dimensional line."

"That double jump," Kryptos murmured. He felt again that distant taste of nausea in his mouth, that awful sensation of being turned upside down. He remembered looking at Bill and seeing a distant glance, that was looking through Dimensions.

"Here."

"I had to reach them before I lost my moment in time," Bill said.

"What moment?"

Bill sighed.

"I can jump through the Sixth Dimension." He replied, a tiny hint of irritation in his voice. "But I can't freely move along the Fourth."

"Uh..."

"Time, Kryptos," He explained. "I can jump from one line to another, but always forward in time. I can't go back, nor go forward at will." He huffed. "It's such a bore! Did you see how much time had to pass, before I tended towards 8-Ball and Paci-fire? If I could've moved at will through time, I would've reached them immediately!"

"Maybe it's better if you find them little by little," Kryptos replied with a smirk. "You already have too many people who keep complimenting you out of turn, you don't need more of them."

"They don't compliment me out of turn," Bill replied. He put his hands on the sides, his pupil shining with glee. "They just tell the truth."

"Of course." Kryptos hid a laugh behind his hand. "You really are the most childish and megalomaniacal creature I've ever known."

"But also the smartest and the best," Bill added, teasing him. "Admit it."

"Okay, okay, you also have some merits," Kryptos joked, rolling his eye.

"Wow, what an effort." Bill stuck out his tongue. "You're my attorney, aren't you supposed to always defend me?"

"I'm a serious attorney," Kryptos replied, with a smile. "If my client is childish, I’ll admit it."

Bill threw his arm around Kryptos' shape and they laughed together, like kids. It was so easy to laugh at past things, dead and buried, under the light of an unknown moon, in a Dimension so distant in time.

It was way simpler.

 


 

Tiredness made Kryptos unable to keep his eye open and more than once a hand raised to hide a yawn.

"Go get some rest," Bill said, with a pat on his back. "See you tomorrow."

Kryptos accepted without protest and left the roof garden, rubbing his eye. He smiled at him when he reached the doorway, before disappearing into the shadows of the building.

Once he was left alone, Bill looked back at the sleeping city. Multiple eyes opened, in the parts of the city where his image has been drawn. He could see the inside of a house

Flagius Spar, gunsmith

and the figures asleep under the covers, hills of grainy black lightened by a thin, sour white. He could see the empty road, the vehicles off. A wolf was sniffing something on the side: a sudden flash of light and the wolf ran away. He saw the ceiling of a room

Ramedh, the potion master who played with alchemy

illuminated by red and green fumes, sweet spices, wavy silk.

Another blink and Bill saw the inside of his building, from one of the frescoes on the ceiling. Lying among the pillows, his friends slept. Keyhole was on his side, mumbling something in his sleep, Pyronica was sprawled across the bed and her flames emitted a soft light that barely brightened the darkness. Paci-fire slowly sucked his soother, 8-Ball slept standing up, Teeth was biting a pillow, Hectorgon slept with his mouth open. Kryptos entered the room and he just fell front down on the pillows, with a soft ploof.

Seven companions. And all so different from each other! Different stories, different skills, different oddities. All of them unique, all of them special, all of them worthy of being saved from a boring life and an unworthy world.

It had to happen.

It had to be them.

Bill silenced the voices of omniscience. Sometimes it was nice to know things beforehand, sometimes it was funnier to ignore them. If he had known from the beginning that, within two millennia, he would have met 8-Ball and Paci-fire, how boring would it have been to wait all that time, without being able to reach them? Instead not only had he been amazed by a sudden attack from the Time Police, but he had also had the opportunity to take revenge on Time Baby! And, in the meantime, he had seen so many places and spent a lot of time hanging out with his friends!

He smiled. I finally found my people.

Who knows if there would be others. He shuddered at the mere thought. Other beings, even more special and different. Maybe even one who dared to oppose him. Oh, that would have been so much fun! His new friend tries to attack him with all their strength, takes the risk and does everything in their power... but then they understand how fantastic Bill is and accept to join the group. It would have been so perfect!

But there was time for that. One day that moment would come and he did not want to know when. He certainly did not want to spoil himself the fun!

He had other things to do, now.

The night was at its darkest point and everyone was asleep, so the dream world had to be full of dreamers: a wide range of minds to choose from.

Bill lowered himself until he touched the ground. He sat cross-legged among the flowers, closed his eye and took a deep breath.

Like other times, a network of dreamlike roads opened before him, similar in appearance to the web of five-dimensional ways that formed the Sixth Dimension. But, while those paths led to different Dimensions, the net before his mental eye was made up of bridges, which led to different islands. And each island was a separate mental world.

A bridge attracted his eye: it emanated a sparkling smell of mint, green mixed with blue, spicy, strong, and sweet. An interesting combination.

Bill jumped on that bridge and the jump was smooth, like all other times. His body was weightless, he did not feel the solidity of his limbs or the tangibility of the awake world. Everything was changeable, soft and flowing, including him. Yet looking at himself, his body looked exactly the same.

Your power.

You can do more.

It took him two jumps to reach the dream island from the bridge. From the outside, it looked like a dull mass of colors, like any other island. But as soon as Bill slipped inside, the opaque space took contours and sharpness: green and soft grass, blue trees that swayed in the fragrant breeze, small flowers that were white sighs. Bill floated between the tree trunks, moving through the branches full of leaves: they rustled as he passed, as if he were nothing but a breath of wind.

Trees grew thinner, more light filtered through their branches. There was a small slope, a little further on: a slight depression of the ground, which culminated in a strip of gentle blue. Stretched out on the ground near the water, there was a creature. Purple and green, like all Gyrlans, with four closed eyes and arms covered in rows and rows of colored stones.

Kermen, a worker at the road’s construction site no. 15.

Bill sat on one of the tallest branches and watched Kermen sleep. Uh, so this was his kind of dream? To sit in a meadow under the sun? Booooring. But Kermen was a boring guy. And ignorant, dumb and absent-minded. Whatever he would find in a dream, he would end up forgetting about it the next day. In short, a perfect mind to use for training.

Bill raised one hand and rubbed his fingers together. The river's color shifted from a gentle blue to an intense silver, which trilled loudly and was more sour than any white. The river's brightness made Kermen squint and he reopened his four eyes, puzzled by that sudden light. He sat up and raised an arm, trying to understand what was going on.

Bill stopped rubbing his fingers and the water's brightness faded a bit. Kermen lowered his arm and Bill raised a finger.

A pure white horse emerged from the river, with a shimmering mane, harnessed with the same strings of pearls around Kermen's arms. He moved towards him, looking at him with liquid blue eyes and pouring silver onto the grass.

Kermen looked at the horse in turn, his mouth open. Crawling over, he reached out a hand to touch it.

Bill drew a semicircle with his index finger: the beast's clear, silvery skin filled with cracks as if it were a broken vase. The cracks began to spread on the horse, around the powerful neck, on the muzzle, along the nimble legs, then came off and fell to the ground, revealing what was under the silver armor: a black skeletal horse, with bones covered in smoke and a beating flame in the belly's core, that was lightening the ribs with its scarlet light.

Kermen screamed and backed away quickly, kicking the ground in an attempt to get back on his feet. The horse caught up with him, his neck lengthened as if it were jelly and the creature sank its teeth into Kermen’s shoulder, with fangs that pierced his skin.

Kermen's scream of pain was so strong that the walls of the dream vibrated. For a split second, the dream space around them disappeared, revealing a space similar to a common bedroom - the private space of Kermen's mind.

But Kermen did not wake up and the image of the dream stabilized again, cladding the private space of his mind with the construction of the dream island. Bill narrowed his eye and rubbed his fingers together again. Interesting. Kermen had been one step away from waking up but had endured it. Last time Bill had interfered in a dream, his host dreamer had woken up immediately and Bill had been thrown out from the dream island. So resistance to nightmares was not the same for everyone but depended on the individual...

In the blink of an eye, he saw Kermen escape the horse and run, straight in his direction, aiming for the trees to take shelter. Panting and stumbling, Kermen hit a root, fell to the ground and rolled onto his back, his arms raised in an instinctive attempt to defend himself from another attack.

But then he lowered his arms and looked in Bill’s direction.

"Who are you?"

Bill leaned out of his branch, one hand on the trunk, intrigued. This was new: no one had ever realized his presence in a dream. Nobody had ever seen him. At first, he had tried to speak to the dreamers, but they all passed through him as if he were made of thin air.

But that guy had noticed him.

Kermen lowered his arms. His four eyes narrowed in a quadruple puzzled expression.

"Are you... Cipher? The Maker?"

"That’s me!" Bill exclaimed. He rose from the branch he was sitting on and floated down towards him, to reach his face. "I'm very surprised, kid! You know, I didn't expect any..."

"The horse!" Kermen interrupted him, pointing a finger behind him, his eyes wide with fear.

Bill snapped his fingers and the horse dissolved.

"I said," he continued, "I didn't expect anyone to be able..."

"You... saved me," Kermen interrupted him again. He looked at his hands, sat up and looked at Bill again. "But why you?"

"Well, what did you expect, the tooth fairy?" Bill put his hands on his sides. "You should be grateful that I spend my precious time with you! Where’s my " thank you "?"

"The horse must represent something that looks good but is not," said Kermen, speaking to himself. He rubbed his chin, alternating his gaze between Bill and the slope behind him. "And then the Maker saves me... while the fangs must represent pain or disease." Kermen touched the wound on his shoulder. "While the shoulder... maybe an impending disease?"

Bill rolled his eye, pouting. Urgh, great. The first guy who noticed his presence in a dream and he thought Bill was just a figment of his imagination. He thought that it was all just a stupid, allegorical dream.

I had too much hope: this guy's an idiot.

"And the fact that I was saved by the Destroyer means..."

"That I'm not that bad," Bill continued, with a sarcastic tone. "And two minutes ago you called me "the Maker", so you're not even true to yourself. I would work on that too, as well as on your laziness."

Kermen snapped his fingers, his face lit up.

"Laziness!" He repeated. "That's what the horse represents! At first, it looks positive, but in the long run, its consequences are way more serious!" He looked up at Bill. "And the arrival of the Destroyer changed things because now I have a job! Now I'm committing myself! Thanks to the street project, the Maker gave me a job, saving me from my laziness!"

"You used both names again..."

"Thank you!" Kermen threw himself on the ground in front of him, touching the grass with his forehead. "Thank you, o mighty All-Seeing Eye, to watch over and protect me!"

Bill straightened up, struck by that new name. He was used to being the God, the Destroyer, the Maker, the Incarnate Star... but being praised for his omniscience and for his - very aesthetic - eye was new. And he liked it, a lot.

"You're welcome, Kermen," Bill said, sitting down in midair and crossing his legs. "I forgive you for your lack of consistency. But only if you use this title more often: I like it a lot and I want it on a statue."

“You mean… "All-Seeing Eye"?"

“We perfectly understand each other, great!" Bill exclaimed. He gave him a friendly pat on his forehead. "Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, this isn't an allegorical dream and I want that statue." He waved his fingers. "It's time to wake up, Kermen! Get to work! I'm watching you."

And, with a blink of an eye, he left the dream.

 


 

The morning after, in the center of the main square of the city, some workers started the construction of a statue dedicated to the Maker. One of them worked all day around the base, without taking a single break until he had engraved the words "All-Seeing Eye" in long, curved letters.

 

Notes:

Some more powers in action! Bill is learning to enter into other people’s dreams and what he can and cannot do.

In the next chapter we will have some more interdimensional jumps, some more conversations and another power to discover. wow, he really is unstoppable, isn’t he? I’m pretty sure this will NEVER blow up in his face :3

See ya!

Chapter 21: ACT IV - Twenty-one

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 21

 

Eventually, even that Dimension bored him and Bill moved again.

"After all this time, I was getting bored too," Pyronica admitted. "I needed some more of this."

They stood on the head of a giant turtle, as big as a galaxy, floating in the black space of a colossal universe. From that elevated position, they could see the huge carapace extending beneath them: an immense valley, with rivers, mountains and hills, tiny houses scattered on the orange surface, two white and blue stars enveloped in yellow clouds, which threw their bicolor light on the ground. The entire valley was protected by a dome, which preserved that small oasis from the dense dimensional liquid in which the colossal, galactic turtle swam.

"You know, there's another turtle out there," Bill was explaining, pointing to the boundless black universe ahead of them. "But this one doesn't know. When they'll meet, billions of centuries from now, they'll ignore each other."

"They could swim together," Keyhole replied. "It would be better for them."

"They're huge but stupid." Bill patted the colossal head. "They don't think there's anything else besides this Dimension. They don't even know that this is a Dimension: they think of it more like their giant aquarium."

"At least they're cute," Teeth said. "Hey, if I put a finger in front of their mouth, will they bite it?"

"They're more likely to eat you whole," Paci-fire said.

An astonished silence descended between them and everyone turned to Paci-fire.

"So you can say other things, besides how many people you slaughtered!" exclaimed Hectorgon, raising both arms towards him.

Paci-fire shrugged.

"Sure."

"And why did you repeat the same thing all this time?"

Paci-fire looked away, towards the black horizon.

"To warn you," he replied, in his cavernous voice. "To make you understand how dangerous I am. 8-Ball, Pyronica and Teeth killed a thousand people in total. You, Kryptos and Keyhole not even one. I slaughtered billions in one day."

He looked back at them.

"You're harmless, compared to me," he continued. "I want you to understand what I can do. So, if you were afraid of me, you could run away and get safe."

Hectorgon stood with his mouth hanging open, his arms fell to his sides. Kryptos blinked in amazement. Keyhole kept opening and closing his mouth as if he had lost his words.

"I..." Hectorgon murmured, "That's... we... wow."

Pyronica, on the other hand, threw her arms around Paci-fire and rubbed her cheek against his head, as if he were a cute little dog.

"You're such a sensitive soul!" she exclaimed.

"You worried too much, pal," Bill replied, a clear hint of fun in his voice. "You're not that dangerous!"

Paci-fire turned to him.

"Not compared to you."

Bill chuckled, satisfied.

"I'm a god," he replied, with a wink. "It doesn't count."

"A destroyer," Kryptos corrected him. He approached and sat next to him. Bill blinked, with the most innocent expression in the Multiverse.

"I don't destroy everything!" He replied.

"There are many more Dimensions that you burn, than the ones you keep."

"If you want to build a palace, you have to knock down a couple of old houses," Bill said. "If you want to clean up a piece of land, you have to pull some weeds. It's common knowledge! I'm just getting rid of useless things."

"Oh yes?" Kryptos turned to him. "And for what?"

Bill laughed.

"Isn't it obvious?" He answered, spreading his arms. "To create a better Multiverse! A funnier one! One in which there's only weirdness! In which each Dimension is new and strange and ready to be explored!"

"But you know that physical laws..."

"Physical laws are just laws and they can be changed or expire," Bill interrupted him. "Leave it to me: I know what I'm doing! Have I ever had a bad idea?"

"Oh no, never," Kryptos replied ironically, rolling his eye with a smirk. "You always have the best ideas."

Bill leaned over to Pyronica.

"I have to find a new attorney," he joked, pretending to whisper in secret.

"Kryptos' actually right," Hectorgon intervened, with a broad smile.

"And a new Hexagon," Bill added, still speaking to Pyronica. "I could always shape Keyhole's head."

"To make me your attorney or your new Hexagon?" Keyhole asked, chuckling.

"My new Hexagon," Bill replied. “I'll take Paci-fire as an attorney: few words, but straight to the point."

"If he becomes your attorney, can I be the new Paci-fire Sensitive Soul?" 8-Ball asked, raising a hand.

"Call me that again and I'll tear your eyes out," Paci-fire threatened him.

"Don't worry, pal, we love you for your soft side too," Bill reassured him.

"I knew I made the right choice, by saving you from the prison." Pyronica winked and puffed out her chest, with a wide, satisfied smile. "I'm brilliant."

"And very modest too," Hectorgon intervened. "Coincidentally, who's the one you get along best with?"

"If it was an insult, it didn't work," she replied, waving her hair. "Bill and I are the most stylish and cool of the company: we all know that so why deny it?" and she held out a hand to Bill, who gave her a high"five.

Hectorgon replied with a deep sigh of resignation. If he had eyes, no doubt he would have rolled them.

"What awful friends we have," Bill said, nudging Pyronica.

"We should leave them here and see if they survive," she agreed, with a wide amused grin.

"After a week of starvation, I'm pretty sure they'll start to show some more appreciation."

"Uhm... we could eat something in a week, boss," Teeth replied.

"Like those things in there," Keyhole agreed, pointing to the little world on the giant turtle's carapace.

"And the turtle too," Teeth added. "Uhm... do you think it will notice, if I stick to one of its legs and eat a piece every day?"

"You can't eat the turtle, Teeth," Keyhole replied.

"Well, it depends." Bill leaned forward, with a look of intense concentration. "If we made a list of who's the best among us, who would you put in the first place?"

"Oh, come on!" Keyhole laughed.

"You, boss!" Teeth exclaimed.

"See? Who’s the one with good taste?" Bill raised a hand to Teeth. "The most tender and innocent."

"Does that mean I can eat the turtle?"

"You can't eat the turtle," Bill replied. "But I'll take you to a place where you'll feed the belly you don't have."

"I'm in!"

"Does this Dimension survive?" Pyronica asked, standing up.

"Yes," Bill floated up. "Maybe we'll go back in a billion centuries and let the two turtles collide."

And, with a snap of his fingers, they jumped again through the Sixth Dimension.

 


 

"Don't you get tired?"

Bill turned to Kryptos. The flames' light drew blue reflections on his wide"open eye, brighter lights floating on the abyss of the black pupil.

"I never get tired of the fire," Bill replied. His gaze came back to the flames. "Or you're talking about finding too similar Dimensions? That's annoying, I agree, but sometimes there's something worthy of survival and that's great."

Bill's blue fire was circling a red giant: thin chains of flames collected every eruption from the star, every tongue of fire that blew itself from the incandescent surface.

"Are you already tired, Kryptos?" Bill asked. He turned his gaze to him, half"closed eye bent in a sarcastic smile. "Is all you've seen in these millennia enough for you? Are you already satisfied?"

Kryptos rubbed his arm.

"Well... not really..." he admitted.

"Enjoy life, then." He put an arm around his shoulders and pointed to the sea of fire in front of them. "Just look at the flames. Listen to how they sing! Aren't they wonderful?"

"Uhm... I..."

"Right, right, separate senses." Bill interrupted him, patting his shape. "Anyway, time for us to get back on the road: there's still much to explore and the Multiverse is big."

Bill released him and floated away from the flaming show. Kryptos turned to look at his triangular back: millennia had passed and that figure was still a mystery. Where did those incredible powers come from? How had he got them? What did he have in mind? What would have happened, once they would reach the end of the Multiverse and explored every possible Dimension?

What will become of us?

What will become of you?

Will I ever understand you?

Bill was talking to 8-Ball. He raised two fingers, ready to snap. He turned back, to meet his gaze. His all"seeing eye bent into a smile and he held out his other hand.

Kryptos floated closer and took Bill's hand, at the same time as the snap of the dimensional jump echoed around him.

 


 

"Surpriseee!"

Bill raised both arms, showing the bar sign in front of them as if he were a magician who pulled a quantum rabbit out of his hat.

Kryptos and Hectorgon looked at the sign with puzzled expressions, a monochord duet of cello and tuba which was dominated by the lively music of the others: Keyhole and Teeth were gaping, 8-Ball nodded in appreciation, Pyronica let out a delighted scream. Even Paci-fire, while maintaining his usual sulky expression, could not prevent his black from crackling louder, as a sign of understanding.

"I didn't know you knew the String," 8-Ball said. 

"It's the most famous bar in the whole Multiverse!" Pyronica’s flames flickered, excited.

"Why are we here?" Keyhole asked.

"To have fun," Bill replied. "I just want to spoil you a bit. It's been a while since we started to jump around and all we see are just boring Dimensions! It's time to relax and enjoy ourselves. And it seems that here we can find drinks that can't be found anywhere else in the Multiverse. so guess what? We'll try them all!"

"These are your best ideas." Hectorgon smacked his lips, a smile that was softening the red sound of his shape. "I'm in."

Pyronica brought both hands to her mouth and bounced on the spot, delighted.

"Don't tell me you booked a table centuries ago!" she squealed.

"No."

Pyronica's enthusiasm died out.

"So how do we get in?"

"Come on, there will be a free table," Kryptos shrugged. "It's just a bar, after all."

"Just a bar?!" Pyronica repeated, with a shrilling tone. "Do you know how big the Multiverse is? And this is the most famous bar! It's all booked until the next millennium!"

"True." Bill straightened his bow tie and opened the door. "But don't worry: they'll find a place for us."

As he turned, he found himself in front of a bouncer as wide as the door: a muscular Larmal, with a reptilian muzzle covered with scales of a soft, silky red.

Yur, senior bouncer, 45 summers.

"Name."

"Hey there!" Bill raised a hand, cheerful. "Can I talk to the owner?"

The bouncer looked at him, his three eyes narrowed in a triple-pointed purple gaze.

"Out."

"I beg you PARDON?" Bill floated closer, his voice dropped to his darker tone. "I thought customers were treated a little better in such a FAMOUS place." He blinked and his eye turned red. "Then let me rephrase my question: I'm Bill Cipher and I DEMAND to speak with Javlan Jalvanus."

Yur’s three eyes opened wide, shivers of terror ran down his muscles in front of the scarlet light of his gaze. He bowed, bringing his hands over his head as a sign of veneration, over and over again.

"Forgive me, All"Knowing Eye!" He repeated. "I'll call Mister Jalvanus at once, please have mercy!"

Bill raised one hand and made the blue fire appear between his fingers.

"If I don't see him here within thirty seconds, I'll burn this Dimension to the ground," he said. "Have I been CLEAR enough or should I REPEAT myself?"

Yur ran into the club as if he had been chased by his fire.

"Overreacting as always," Hectorgon commented. "Wasn't asking enough?"

Bill blinked, his eye shifted back to normal. He turned, making the blue flame disappear with a wave of his fingers.

"I'm a celebrity now, it's unacceptable that I'm not instantly recognized!" He replied, bringing a hand to his side, in a charming gesture. "How many other golden Triangles like me do you think there are, in the whole Multiverse?"

"One is already too much."

"Is that so? Then no drinks for you." Bill laughed. "I'll order them to not serve you and not listen to you. I won't even give you a glass of water."

"Pff sure," the Hexagon replied. "And who are you going to do the drinking contest with? Paci-fire and Pyronica only?"

Bill stuck his tongue out and turned: as expected, Yur reappeared, followed by Javlan Jalvanus himself. As he got closer, their eyes met and the three aquamarine eyes of the owner of the String widened in surprise.

He's here?

Yes, Bill thought, putting his hands behind the shape. I'm here.

"Bill Cipher." Jalvanus smoothed the lapels of his suit. His voice showed only a slight tinge of surprise. "Can we speak inside, in private?"

"Why not?" he turned around. "Guys, I'm sure that Yur will treat you very well, while we have a chat." His eye turned to the bouncer. "Right?"

"Absolutely." Jalvanus agreed. "Yur, offer them drinks and give them a seat."

Yur bowed again, bringing his hands over his head. He was shaking.

And he should.

"Yes, sir."

"Please, follow me." Jalvanus led the way, with flawless courtesy. "My office is upstairs."

Bill followed him, hands still behind his shape, casually looking around. Jalvanus walked as if he was perfectly calm, but his shoulder line was tense: he was afraid of him.

Good.

Jalvanus opened his office door and gave way to him. Bill floated inside and sat on the sofa in front of the desk: it was covered by red silk, the color softer and redder thanks to that perfect overlapping of sight and touch.

"He has very good taste in the choice of furniture," Bill said.

"Thank you." Jalvanus sat down on the other side of the desk and interlaced his fingers, in a friendly and relaxed gesture. "So, to what do I owe the pleasure of such a visit?"

"It's very simple," Bill replied. "I want your best private lounge for me and my friends."

The whole shape of Jalvanus tensed.

"For how long?"

"I don't know." Bill looked at his nails, with a studied air of disregard. "When I enter a bar, I don't expect to have a time limit."

"Of course." Jalvanus swallowed. "But the String isn't a common bar. All customers respect a set time, since the waiting list is one thousand three hundred and twenty years long."

"I'm sure you'll be able to bend the rules for me a tiny bit," Bill replied, looking at him from under his lashes. He raised his index finger and a blue flame appeared on its top. "If you care about your business at all."

Jalvanus' eyes were glued to the flame, captured by its light. Finally, he blinked and swallowed again.

"If you want the private lounge, Mr. Cipher, you must respect a deal," he said, in a more candid voice. "You can have it as long as you want. Heck, I'll book it under your name forever, if necessary. But you must promise me you'll never destroy this Dimension."

"I also want everything for free."

Jalvanus pursed his lips, just for a moment. Then his shoulders relaxed and he snorted.

"Fine."

"Excellent," Bill held out his hand. "It's a deal."

Without having foreseen or just wanted it, blue flames enveloped his hand. They were not the usual flames, devourers of Dimensions: they were cold, more ethereal in consistency than the dense ones he could evoke with his will. It was as if they were a consequence of his words.

Weird.

Jalvanus hesitated for a moment, looking at the fire with wide eyes, his pupils thin with fear. He approached his hand carefully until he touched the flames with his fingertips. When he realized that they were not burning him, he put his whole hand in the fire and squeezed Bill’s firmly.

The moment their hands tightened, a funny sensation ran across Bill's arm, from his palm to the shoulder: it was as if a nerve strained, a golden thread stretched across the limb. It lasted just a moment, then their hands separated and the flames disappeared as well.

What a delightful oddity.

"Great!" He exclaimed first and Jalvanus lifted his gaze from his own hand, that he was examining from all sides, as if looking for traces of fire on the scaly skin. "Will you free the private lounge for me?"

"Uh?" Jalvanus looked up. "Yes... yes, of course. I'm going to do it right now." He got to his feet, still massaging his hand, and left his office, leaving Bill alone.

Bill looked down at his hand, turned it over, and rubbed his forearm: nothing had changed, everything was still the same and there was no pain. It was as if that invisible thread had never stretched.

What happened? What does that mean?

He summoned again the blue flame, but it was the usual flame, devourer of Dimensions: it did not look at all like the blue one that activated while they spoke.

Another power?

Other possibilities, the voices of omniscience answered.

"Mr. Cipher." Jalvanus was back and it looked like he regained full control of the situation. He smoothed the lapels of his suit again. "The private lounge is free. Yur has already escorted your friends there."

"Perfect." Bill got up floating and brought his hands behind the shape. "Can you show me where it is?"

"Of course." Jalvanus led him out of the office. "Follow me."

The owner of the String escorted him along the corridor lined with doors and on the walkway, from which they could peek over the huge rooms below. Even if they were several meters lower than them, their colors reached Bill anyway, spread tentacles of perfume and whispers of melodies up to the ceiling, touched him with fabrics and flavors, inviting him to look.

While still following Jalvanus, Bill approached the edge of the walkway and glanced down: it was an orchestra of colors, chaotic and confusing, with contrasting flavors and overlapping voices.

"You certainly don't lack customers, Jalvanus," he said.

The owner of the String clenched his fists.

"The private lounge alone guarantees more income than the entire bar," he replied, with a hint of resentment in his voice.

"Oh well, you'll have to give it up," Bill replied in a singsong voice, moving away from the edge of the walkway. "Now It's booked in my name forever."

Jalvanus' back tensed like a rope, the scales on his hands took a green hue. He raised one hand and cleared his throat.

"At least this Dimension is safe."

"Oh wow, such consolation," Bill replied. "You saved the lives of your mortal little customers and the income from your multi"billionaire business. What a hero, they'll make a huge statue to thank you."

"At least it'll be a statue made out of gratitude, not out of fear," he replied sharply.

That tone crossed him from side to side, anger seething in the center of his shape. Bill narrowed his eye and clenched his hands. How dare he talk to him like that? Who did he think he was? He was just the owner of a stupid bar. And he believed everything Time Police said about Bill. He knew nothing of the Dimensions that worshipped him as a righteous god.

And he STILL dared to talk to him like that?!

Bill raised one hand. Perhaps, if the bar's right wing burned down, Jalvanus would have remembered who was the god between them and who the pathetic mortal was and that he should've crawled and asked for Bill's pity...

The flame did not appear. Bill looked at his raised hand, opened and closed it again: a blue flame flicked in the center of his palm and disappeared.

Why?

The cold flame, the handshake, the golden thread that stretched across his limb.

"But you must promise me you'll never destroy this Dimension."

Awareness made his eye widen.

So that's how a real deal is.

He had made several deals so far, but only verbal ones. And, as he had been taught millennia before in a long"dead Dimension, a word"only deal was not binding: it could be broken, turned over, ignored. It was impossible to verify it, so anything could happen and everything was legal.

But when the deal was sealed by a handshake, it became a binding pact. Neither side could break it anymore, nor ignore it. It was the rule of the merchants from the Second Dimension.

He looked at his arm, turned his hand back and forth. That rule was now within him: it was in his nerves, part of his power.

I can do this too.

A new power.

He smiled. This made things even more fun: a good dealer knew how to make agreements that turned in his favor, by making the customer believe he was the one losing money. It was one of the fundamental skills of those who were born in the merchant class.

And he was the best merchant ever born.

“You are indeed very skilled, Lelx. Always remember two things: you don't need to lie to get good deals and think about the consequences of what you promise. At the end of the day, you're the one who has to gain more and not your customers."

He blinked several times, annoyed. That inner voice had a distant echo, too distant in time and he did not want to dwell on the memory of the Triangle to which it belonged. He pushed it back into his mind and focused on Jalvanus, who was opening a door for him, inviting him inside the private lounge: a semicircular space filled with tapestries, cushions and the ecstatic smiles of his friends.

"It's awesome in here, boss!"

Bill entered the room, letting himself be surrounded by music and laughter.

 

Notes:

I personally think Bill's deal-making ability is something deeply related to his background - he's an Equilateral triangle after all, so he’s also a member of the merchant class, according to the Flatland canon and to Gravity Falls. He’s a deal-maker, after all.

In addition to that, there’s another detail: Bill respected EVERY DEAL he made during the series. Dipper wanted a hint about the laptop? Bill smashed it, so he was able to find out the truth about McGucket. Mabel wanted just a little more summer? Bill gave her a bubble of eternal summer. Even Ford's deal "until the end of time" got respected, in a way: after all, he managed to "leave" Bill forever (by destroying him) only during Weirdmageddon. And during Weirdmageddon there was no time anymore. So they literally were linked "until the end of time".

But that implies another thing: having a deal you cannot break, means that you can't back out of it. And that's why, when Bill said "The deal's off!" at the end of Weirdmageddon, he still wasn't able to escape from Stan's mind. The deal was sealed, there was no way he could've escaped.

So, that’s all for today! We’ll see again in (hopefully) next week. We’ll see again in the next chapter, in which Bill will have so fun with his new power, that he accidentally will find out he can do something new ;P

See you soon!

Chapter 22: ACT IV - Twenty-two

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 22

 

"Maybe you got a bit carried away this time," Kryptos said.

"I offered them a pretty sweet deal!" Bill replied. "I left everyone alive! In return, I just asked for all their mineral resources."

"They need minerals to live."

"But they don't eat them," Bill replied. "They’re just used to trade with Dimension 55'. And since I destroyed it two days ago, minerals are now useless to them."

Kryptos rolled his eye, giving up. If Bill said he was right, nothing and nobody would change his mind. In this, he was definitely a merchant: standing by his decision and not willing to give more than necessary to the customer.

Kryptos had never seen Bill negotiate. When he met him, at the time when he was still called Lelx, he was locked in prison. He knew that Lelx was an excellent merchant, only thanks to the testimonies of customers, the school teacher and Lelx himself. Later, when those still inexplicable powers had appeared and Lelx had become Bill, he had never really dealt with anyone: his powers were so vast that all he had to do was show them to terrify others and get everything he wanted.

But since their visit to the String, Bill had started to make deals. Now if he liked a Dimension, he proposed a deal to the inhabitants. If the deal was accepted, the Dimension was saved. If it was rejected, then it burned.

And Bill was so damn good at dealing.

Before, when he was satisfied, he gave knowledge and wisdom with both hands. The old Dimensions spared were still prospering, rich and powerful, praising his name as that of the Omniscient God, the All-Seeing Eye, the Lord of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

But now knowledge was given with the dropper. And, for every fragment of knowledge, Bill wanted something in return.

At first, Kryptos thought his technique would be a complete failure. Which people would have been so desperate, to sell out for a piece of knowledge? It was true that a couple of Dimensions thrived thanks to Bill's knowledge, were a lot richer than before and their names were known in the Multiverse... but could it be enough to push many others to try?

He had not taken into account that the creatures Bill spoke to were mortals. Simple mortals who wanted the best for themselves, for their life regulated by the passage of time. Limited creatures, with only one occasion to have glory and wealth. Selfish beings who wanted more and more.

He had forgotten those needs. Mortality and little daily problems no longer made any sense, since he joined Bill. He no longer had a house in one Dimension, taxes to pay, a family to hold him back, a job that paid him a living, a sum of years before his death. He could go anywhere and do everything, for as long as he wanted: death had become something indistinct, too far away to worry about it.

Thus began the deals. Some luckier Dimensions had advantageous ones: they maintained a certain autonomy and gained enough knowledge, to thrive in a balanced way. Others had wanted too much and thrived too quickly, collapsing on themselves and starting civil wars. Others had literally sold themselves to Bill, in the spasmodic desire for more power. And Bill led them by the hand towards self-destruction.

He was truly the best merchant Kryptos had ever met.

"What are you going to do with those minerals, anyway?" Pyronica asked, entering the conversation.

"They're excellent exchange goods for future deals," Bill explained. "Mortals are so selfish and greedy, that a couple of precious stones are enough to make them happy. I'm just waiting to find a very interesting Dimension: then all I have to do will be go to the leader and spill on them all the little stones they want. So they'll be happy with their wealth and I'll take what I want."

"What if they refuse?" Pyronica replied. "Or worse: if they don't want to make any deal?"

"Then it would be their fault entirely." Bill put one hand on his shape and, with the other, pretended to wipe a nonexistent tear from the eye. "I just wanted to bring knowledge and I wanted to do it in peace. But they didn't want to hear the reasons. I threatened to destroy their kingdom and they didn't listen to me. I razed half of it and they continued to stick to their decision. Their choices cost so many innocent lives. If they were still leading, they would've condemned you all. I won't be like this. I'll put your desires first. I'll give you peace and prosperity." He smiled, narrowing his eye. "I will be a better ruler."

Pyronica elbowed him with a broad, predatory smile.

"You're terrible."

"I make deals, not works of charity," he replied with a wink. "And if I like something, I always find a way to have it."

 


 

"Lord Cipher"

That voice distracted Bill, dispersing the ones of omniscience that whispered around him. He moved away from the window and floated to the center of the room.

The voice came from behind the yellow screen, which separated the common space of the palace from the private one reserved for the God. It was so stupid: the inhabitants of Roher considered him their God, they knelt and praised him, but they did not want to look at him directly, because " Your image is too sacred, my Lord .". But what about the satisfaction of seeing them with their hanging mouths and adoring eyes, while admiring him in all of his triangular perfection?

Still, he had to admit that the screen gave him a certain aura of mystery, almost an unattainable charm. He was a hidden figure, too wonderful and powerful.

Maybe I'll keep it for a couple more centuries.

"What is it, Hozev?" he asked.

"A traveler has just arrived, coming from distant lands," the guard replied. "He asks to have an audience."

Distant lands, huh? So it was not from Roher, but from some other Dimension. And it knew Bill. Maybe it came from a Dimension in which he had already been? Or was it just someone who had heard of him?

The voices of omniscience whispered their answers, but Bill rejected them in the ocean of his powers. It was not necessary to know, when he would find out shortly thereafter. It was not worth spoiling the surprise.

"Bring him in," he ordered. "He'll have his hearing right now."

He floated to the throne and barely had time to sit between the cushions, when a shape appeared on the other side of the screen: medium build, with four arms and two antennas. A Sergariant? Or maybe a Hamman?

With a gesture of the finger, the screen moved away, revealing the figure. It was a Hamman: he had a jacket full of pockets, a duffel bag on his shoulder and an interdimensional translator hooked around his neck. The antennas protruded from two holes in the helmet and the eyes were protected by a pair of iridescent glasses. The only part of the face visible was his blue mouth, thin and parted.

The Hamman stepped in, taking off his glasses: his three eyes were orange, green and blue, two stringed instruments accompanied by the reverberation of a bell, spices and pepper on an apple background.

"Bill Cipher," he murmured in a stunned voice, going over his figure with his eyes several times.

"In person!" Bill crossed his legs and held out a hand toward him. "And you're Recot, from Dimension 4. You're a long way from home! Have you traveled a lot?"

"I…"

"You're an explorer of Dimensions, I know," Bill interrupted him. "Have they made you welcome? Surely it was better here than on Yargenna, am I right?"

Recot stopped at the base of the throne and placed his bag on the ground, without taking his eyes off Bill.

"You’re here," he murmured incredulously. "I thought Roherians didn't understand me when they said they had the All-Seeing Eye with them. I thought this thing broke." He patted the translator. "But you're really here."

"You were lucky to find the right Dimension." Bill crossed his legs and leaned against the back of the throne. "Were you looking for me?"

Recot lowered his head, with an embarrassed laugh.

"I never really thought I could find you," he admitted, "But I hoped for it, like many others in the Multiverse."

"Oh really?" Bill narrowed his eye, curious. "Are there many creatures looking for me?"

"Billions of creatures throughout the Multiverse," Recot confirmed. "I met many who worship and pray you, because they think you'll answer, sooner or later. Others have been waiting for your arrival since they were young and now, even if they're in their dying phase, they're still waiting. Thousands died, waiting all of their lives and thinking until their last moment that you would come."

Interesting.

He had never paid too much attention to those distant voices he heard, to the indistinct prayers. They were just a whisper, which came and went. He had not taken into account that, what was a second for him, was a whole life for mortals.

"And what do they want from me that’s so important, to wait for me all their lives?"

"An opportunity." Recot extended his arms in front of him, his hands open. "Many people have an impossible desire, which only you can fulfill. But mostly want to join your group: being with you means being immortal, revered and powerful. And your group is feared across the Multiverse." Recot's eyes flashed rapidly along the walls of the room. "They say that creatures of terrible fame are part of it: Paci-fire, the Nationslayer and the eternal prisoner 8-Ball, the One Who's Impossible to Rehabilitate."

"They're both there," Bill confirmed. He loosened his legs and crossed them in the opposite direction. "Do you want to join my group too?"

"I would be honored." Recot bowed. "But that's not why I was looking for you."

Bill waited for him to keep talking, curious. Recot straightened up and looked at him with his three eyes.

"I've heard many voices while traveling," he went on. "And I've spoken with many creatures. There are hundreds of stories about you, in all the Dimensions I visited. In many of them, you're described as a fickle and arrogant god who can bring glory and prosperity with a snap of your fingers, but you can also destroy everything with the same ease. Many call you "Lord of Knowledge" because your knowledge is unparalleled in the whole Multiverse and nothing can escape your omniscient eye."  His eyes veiled in awe. "And many others say that you're invincible and immortal: nothing and nobody can stand up to you, not even the Lord of Time."

"Do you mean Time Baby?" Bill chuckled, gloating. "That stupid baby doesn't stand a chance against me! And he knows it well: when we met, I destroyed his prison and let all his criminals escape. I bet he's still trying to get them back."

Recot's eyes widened.

"Then this story was also true," he commented, amazed. "The Infinitentiary wasn't built, as Time Baby said, because the old prison was unsafe. He built it because the old prison had been razed. By you."

"That's right," Bill confirmed proudly. He lifted his index finger and a blue flame appeared on the top. "He can build two hundred more, for all I care. If I wanted to destroy them, a finger would be enough."

He looked at Recot, with his eye folded into a sharp smile. Is this what you're looking for?

"I don't... I don't look for this." Recot answered the mental question, hardly managing to look away from the blue flame. "I was searching for you, because of the stories about your dream power."

Bill blew the flame out of his finger and put his hand back on the pillows. Even more interesting. Then someone started talking about his appearance in people's dreams! After centuries from Kermen, the first creature who had managed to see him while he slept, Bill had chatted with many others, scattered in every Dimension. Some had recognized him as real and not a result of their imagination, others had collected his orders and obeyed once awake.

So his influence had not been limited to a couple of days, but had been so incisive to leave a memory in the minds of mortals, to the point of making them talk about him.

"Many creatures say they met you during their sleep," Recot explained. "That you're able to enter their minds, talk to them, give directions and knowledge. You can take information and show dreamers their own memories."

"I can do it," Bill said.

To tell the truth, information and memories were unconsciously taken from the dreamers themselves and he simply presented them back to the dreamer. But Recot did not have to know those details.

Bend reality without having to lie. The rule of every good merchant.

Recot swallowed.

"Can you do it with an awake person?"

Bill leaned back, interested.

"Explain yourself," he invited him.

Recot took a deep breath.

"There's a thought that's tormenting me," he revealed. "I've been thinking of a female for years. Salla. I met her only twice, during my travels. She has never been interested in me, but I keep seeing her eyes in my mind. I can't get interested in something else and I can never rest, because every time I try, she appears before me." He looked Bill straight in the eye. "I'm willing to do anything, to go back and live peacefully again."

Bill joined his fingertips, thinking about it. He had never managed to enter a creature's mental space: the dreamlike roads allowed him access to dreams, but those were nothing more than islands, spaces created by the dreamer itself within the largest space that was its mind. Bill had tried to cross that border, but the minds of the dreamers were still denied him, protected behind the impalpable walls of the dreamlike islands.

But perhaps if he had been allowed to enter by the creature itself, maybe through a deal...

You can do a lot.

Much more.

Bill looked over Recot's fingers.

"What are you willing to give in exchange for this peace?"

Recot bent over and opened his bag.

"I found this," he said, rummaging inside. "Five years ago, on the top of a mountain. It's the most precious thing I own. It looks like nothing I've ever seen and I've kept it." He laughed, embarrassed. "Hoping that, if I ever met Bill Cipher one day, I could've offered it to him as a token."

Recot took out a black box, as big as his hand. He lifted the lid and a dazzling white light erupted from inside, more powerful than Roher's sun rays coming through the windows. Recot slipped his hand inside the box, pulled it out and opened it, revealing a bright sphere floating a couple of inches from his palm.

Bill lowered his arms and floated up, unable to look away, attracted to that light like a magnet. He couldn't believe his eye.

It's impossible.

He had seen that white light before. He had seen it millennia before, forced into the space of the Two Dimensions, sheltered inside a casket. It was dazzling, whiter than anything else, whiter than the light that filtered through the Fog. It was one of the most precious objects he could have ever bought and the most mysterious in the whole Multiverse.

A glow point.

Bill held out his hands and the sphere kept floating above his palms. It was perfectly round, as big as a marble, and emitted that incredible light, harsh white, slow as the breathing of a sleeping creature. Because that's what it was, after all: a sleeping Dimension, trapped in its larval stage.

"Can you help me?"

Those words got him out of his trance. Bill turned his eye to Recot, who was staring at him with a hopeful gaze. He looked back at the glow point, shining in his hands. He turned and, with extreme delicacy, made the point float away from his hands, towards the throne, until it stopped between the soft cushions.

"Okay." He turned back to Recot and held out his hand: blue flames enveloped it. "Then it's a deal."

Recot swallowed, his three eyes captured by the light of the fire. He nodded once, reached into the fire and squeezed his hand.

Bill expected the familiar pull, the usual golden thread that stretched across his arm and sealed the pact. Instead, something different happened.

The colors' melody was silenced by gray, which covered everything and stifled the white breath of the sun. Bill blinked and, starting from his hand, he felt himself flowing out of his own shape as if he had become a silk ribbon. He found himself floating high, weightless as when he moved along the dreamlike bridges, as if he had left the weight of his body behind.

He raised his hands in front of him: they had become gray in the gray world, but with a golden light outline that delimited his entire figure, pulsing with power.

The form of the dream world.

Mental form.

Quantum form.

Electron.

Pure energy.

He looked down and saw his physical body: he truly had really left it behind, reduced to a simple gray stone: a statue, standing on his feet and with a hand stretched out. Recot was next to his petrified body, his gaze kept moving from Bill’s stony form to his energetic form, his mouth wide open in shock. His legs trembled and he fell to the ground, trying to step back.

"What... what…?"

Come in.

A dreamlike bridge appeared before the eye of Bill’s mind, showing him the way. Bill let himself be attracted and Recot's mind opened its doors to him, even though the owner was still awake.

Bill laughed enthusiastically. A new power!

He was thrown inside at a dizzying speed. Bill narrowed his eye in front of that attractive force and the speed decreased, little by little, until it went out completely.

Once stopped, Bill blinked and opened his eye again: white surrounded him, just the same, infinite white. Uh, this was unexpected. A mental space did not have to look like that.

"What's happening?"

The sudden presence of a voice took him by surprise. Bill spun around and saw Recot behind him. He was standing, in the same clothes he wore, and was massaging his head with one hand, swinging the antennas in all directions.

His mental projection? Here?

Bill blinked and awareness flowed through him. He remembered his own form of golden light, the physical one made of stone. Of course: if Bill had entered Recot’s mind with his mental form, then Recot must have done it too.

"Huh?" Recot looked around. "Where... where are we?"

And if he was in his personal space, he just had to understand it.

"This..." Bill raised his hands, "This is the Mindscape."

Before his words, Recot blinked and, in that blink, Bill caught a spark of understanding. It was a split second, but enough to make large drops of color flow from the white sky, tracing strips of melody in the uncut environment.

"The Mindscape is the mental world," Bill continued, "And this is your own mental space."

"My own mental space," Recot repeated, still stunned. He turned around, while the color flowed in thicker, richer, faster strips. "How... how did I not recognize it?"

The last segments of white got covered by rivulets of color. Around them there was no longer a harsh breath: there was the red and orange of the houses, the spicy green of the stalls, the deep blue of the trees. And, among them, smaller colored spots: figures similar to Recot, stuck in the act of walking, laughing, buying, with coins suspended in midair and long robes with immobile folds.

Recot looked at everything in amazement and started walking among the still figures, turning to look at each of them, dwelling on their faces.

"Aunt, Mom, Ertin..." he murmured, calling each of them. "Me, when I was eight summers."

He touched one of them and an image appeared on its motionless tunic: a younger Recot, hand in hand with a taller female, who was offering him a ball of sugar. Younger Recot took it and devoured it whole. The female laughed and the scene started again, stuck in a loop.

"I remember that time," he said, pausing in front of another image that kept repeating in a loop. "It was the hottest season. I was with Mom, in Lakivadasia."

Recot started walking again and Bill followed him, wandering in that motionless market, where the only living things were the two of them. Bill touched a figure and another video started, showing another memory of Recot.

So that's how a mental island works.

Until then, he had only explored the dreamlike coating, in which the fantasy worlds of dreams were projected, the impossible scenes resulting from the amalgamation of multiple events that occurred during the wake time. Bill had always moved in that space, interfering with the dreamlike scenes, adding details and creating new images. He had never been able to access the real mental island, the world behind the illusory projected by the dream: he had only been able to grasp fragments of it, rapid images suspended between sleep and wakefulness. But he had never been able to enter.

Until now.

The Dreamscape was variable and fluid, it was a hologram at his mercy, over which the dreamer had little or no influence. It was a world in which the dreamer pursued goals and sometimes it was so caught up in them, that it didn't even notice Bill's presence. At other times, however, the dreamer was lucid and able to control the dream world, to bend it to its desires. The dreamer could see Bill, talk to him, remember his words. And, if well stimulated, the dreamer could unconsciously raise their memories from the inaccessible space of the mind.

There in the Mindscape, the dreamer was free and lucid. He was not deceived by imaginary goals, he did not move in an illusory world. He could perceive his own presence in a familiar space, surrounded by his memories and thoughts. Memories and thoughts were not only accessible to him but also to Bill.

That was the real mind. And Bill was inside it.

"It looks so familiar to me," he heard Recot speak, as he kept walking among the figures of his life. "Yet I don't remember ever being here."

"Because this is your mind," Bill replied, catching up with him. "Usually, you never visit it in person. What you see most often is the dreamlike space that covers it." He put his hands behind the shape and turned to look at him. "So, did you find this memory you want to delete?"

"Oh, right." Recot nodded and picked up the pace, looking around. Bill moved a hand towards the horizon: the market swayed, but did not disappear. He folded a finger and a flying eel appeared on the top of a house.

So he could not change the whole landscape but just add small things. Good to know.

Recot stopped, caught by something in front of him. Bill followed the direction of his gaze and saw a platform in the center of a circular space. Many figures looked in that direction, still and smiling expressions facing the stage.

There was only one figure on the stage: a female of Recot's same species, suspended in the act of dancing. Her back was bent, her head reclined and two of the four arms raised above her head. The veils around her wrists were two perfect arches, motionless in midair. The other veils that covered her torso and legs were also suspended, translucent waves echoing her movements.

"Is she your problem?" Bill commented, watching the dancer.

"Salla." Recot turned to him. "Can you do something?"

"Sure I can!" Bill loosened his hands from behind the shape and rose high above the motionless crowd. "Leave it to me!"

He stretched an arm toward the dancer and narrowed his eye: evoked by his will, blue flames broke out from his palm and stretched up and down, forming a fiery bow. He approached the other hand to the bow and, between his fingers, broke out a flame that took the shape of an arrow. He placed it on the bow and aimed.

The fiery dart hit the dancer and, for a moment, her veils flickered, revealing confused images, fragments of memories wrapped in a loop. Then the arrow came out of her, hit the stage and blue flames erupted, flared up and widened, engulfing Salla's figure and the whole platform. Bill opened his eye and spread his hands: the fire started to extend, towards the feet of the motionless memories...

The golden thread tensed within him and his arms stopped. The fire retreated and kept burning around the stage, in a bud of flames.

A deal is a deal.

He lowered his arms and floated down to the ground, back to Recot: his eyes were wide open while watching that enclosed fire that was consuming itself.

"See? I told you I could do it," Bill gloated. He raised his fingers. "Let's get out of here, shall we?"

He snapped his fingers and the fire went out. A second snap and the Mindscape trembled around them, before disappearing.

Bill opened his eye wide and swayed on his legs, then fell backward. He felt the floor against his back, his heels, his elbows. He sat up, blinking.

He was in the throne room, with the golden screen that hid the entrance. The white light of Roher's sun came in through the windows. Bill grabbed a wrist, folded his fingers, clapped his knuckles against the shape: he was back in his physical body.

In front of him, Recot jumped up and looked around, frantic and confused.

"A... All-Seeing Eye?!"

"Ah... ah... ahahaha!" Bill laughed, trembling with excitement. The ocean of power seethed inside him, as he descended a little further towards the bottom.

Form of pure energy.

Mindscape.

Access through a pact.

Myriads of information invested him altogether, the results of his experience confirmed by omniscience, the dream world map, the bridges, the Mindscape and its possibilities compared to the Dreamscape...

"See?" He yelled, spreading his arms. "I told you I could solve everything!" He laughed again, drunk with satisfaction.

There was no limit to his power. There was no limit to the worlds he could visit. Just when he thought he had reached a limit, he found a way to go further!

Nothing can stop me.

Recot scratched his head and looked at him perplexed.

"Solve... what?"

"Your problem!" Bill exclaimed, enthusiastic. "See how I did it?"

But Recot kept looking at him perplexed.

"What problem?"

The laughter died, enthusiasm blew off. Bill lowered his arms. Of course. Once the memory that tormented him and that was the cause of his problem was deleted, Recot had forgotten the reason why he had asked for his help in the first place.

Perhaps it was better this way. It was the first time Bill entered a mind and there were still so many things to see, try, and understand. It was still early to let people know about this ability.

This time, I'll keep this for myself.

Bill rose in midair. He put both hands behind the shape and narrowed his eye, giving Recot his most lovely smile.

"No problem, my friend," he said. "It's all right. You can go."

Recot, obedient and still perplexed, did as he was told.

 

Notes:

Bill that keeps something secret?! Yes, unbelievable but true, even a chattere like him is able to shut up once in a while.

So, here it is how Bill found out about this ability. Maybe it would’ve been good if he didn’t learn about it, considering what will happen to him, when he’ll use it during Weirdmageddon :3

Also, he has a glow point now! I wonder what will he do with it...

Let’s see again next week for a new chapter, in which Bill will make a new deal and will accidentally create something good. And yes, you read it right: accidentally.

See ya!

Chapter 23: ACT IV - Twenty-three

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 23

 

Eventually, Roher's Dimension bored him too and Bill jumped again. But this time he had a black box with him, tied around his wrist with a string. When Kryptos asked what was inside, Bill smiled and stroked it gently.

"A token worth a Dimension," he replied.

The next universes they visited were mostly empty and inconsistent, except for Kop09 and Mesta. In both worlds, the inhabitants refused to submit themselves to Bill and fought him, using every means possible. The Kopians even managed to build a trap, which stopped him for two whole minutes. When Bill broke free, he poured fire on the ground and let it envelop the buildings, trees, every single lamppost and vehicle, up to the rails of the suspended trains.

Then the fire went out and Bill just left.

"Kill the inhabitants? Why should I have?" He replied as if Kryptos had asked him the strangest thing ever. "I had so much fun when they fought back! Now they've seen what I'm capable of, so they'll build better weapons to fight me: so when I'll come back to play with them, it'll be even more fun!"

Even the inhabitants of Mesta attacked him - or, at least, they tried. When it became clear that they would never be able to defeat him, they turned their weapons and killed each other.

"It was stupid," Bill declared, as fire poured out of his hand and devoured the entire planetary system. Anger was flashing in his eye. "All stupid. All wrong. They had to surrender. Or keep fighting! Now there's nothing left that makes this place worth living."

He was still in a gloomy mood when he jumped again and two worlds died without Bill bothering to talk to their inhabitants: he raised his hand, declared that nothing was interesting and his blue flames consumed the entire universe. He did not even enjoy their hypnotic show, but his eye was already looking beyond, to the nearest Dimension.

On the third jump, Bill took them to the top of a giant glass dome. Kryptos lowered his gaze and, under his feet, he saw the tops of roofs, roads, creatures as small as insects, twisted trees, obelisks. It was like being on the giant turtle again, with the difference that there was not a whole world under the dome but only a small town, with fewer houses and buildings.

He raised his head and saw other domes all around, each with a small city inside and creatures as small as insects. In the space between the domes, the surface of the planet was bare: nothing but yellow, dry and inhospitable ground.

"Ucron 9."

Kryptos turned around: it was Paci-fire who spoke, his two pairs of eyes both facing the domes.

"Do you already know this place?" Keyhole intervened.

"I saw it centuries ago," he replied, in his usual cavernous tone. "Isn’t changed too much.”

Urgh, fantastic, no change. Bill was already burning unknown worlds just by looking at them, this was doomed. Kryptos turned to him, ready to narrow his eye before the blue light of the fire.

But there was no fire. Bill had not released his flames. His arms hung down the sides, his hands were empty. He stood motionless, looking around with a bored expression.

Bored, but present.

His gaze was no longer empty, lost between Dimensions. He was not ignoring the Dimension he was in, to look further beyond. He was evaluating that place and gathering information.

Maybe Ucron 9 would not die so soon.

Bill raised a hand and snapped his fingers: the glass under their feet shattered into millions of splinters, the size of buildings. With a wave of the hand, the splinters moved, tracing a broken glass ring around them and leaving a gap under their feet, large enough for them to go in.

Bill went down first, floating light as a feather. Pyronica reached the ground first, followed by everyone else. Kryptos took a cautious breath: if Bill wanted to go inside, it meant that he wanted to talk to the inhabitants of that Dimension. And, if he wanted to talk to the inhabitants of that Dimension, maybe he was in a good mood again.

I just hope these mortals are interesting enough to entertain him.

Many Ucronians stopped and followed their descent, some leaned out of the buildings, others came to meet them, intrigued. Among them, there was an old Ucronian with a long blue beard, who opened his four eyes wide and stopped his neighbors from coming closer.

When he spoke, he did it in the Common Language.

"Bill Cipher."

Ucronians seemed to wake up from a dream: they all threw themselves on their knees, some with folded hands and others with bowed heads, some praying, some pleading, some crying.

"All-Seeing Eye, please have mercy!"

"Our families...!"

"The technological breakthroughs..."

"... a very important research...!"

"We can offer so much!"

"You know that for sure!"

Bill looked down on the kneeling Ucronians. His eye was still bored.

"It's just like you said, Paci-fire," he commented, looking around. "There's nothing interesting here."

The bearded Ucronian approached, then bent on one knee.

"All-Seeing Eye," he began, "We Ucronians are the best scientists in the Multiverse. Our research made all Dimensions progress, from here to Cresk. We brought life to the deserted Misla, we created the quantum levitation system and the Arginator. And we still have dozens of research going on in every field. We can still do a lot for the Multiverse."

"Oh really?" Bill asked, crossing his arms.

"You already know that, Omniscient Lord," the Uconian replied. "Our discoveries are widespread, our researches are the most complete and our inventions the most proficient: we can discover a revolutionary theory from a detail and create wonderful things, starting from a grain."

Bill just looked at the Ucronian, who proudly held his gaze. Kryptos chewed his lip: they had met thousands of scholars in their centuries of travel from one Dimension to another. Everyone was proud of their work, everyone spoke of themselves with praise and confidence. But no one with the same firmness and arrogance as that Ucronian.

After a long stare, Bill loosened his arms. The Ucronian's back tensed, fear snaked through the inhabitants, waiting for the appearance of the blue, devouring flames.

Instead, Bill brought a hand on his wrist and untied the knot of the small black box he had brought from Roher.

The Ucronian's eyes were immediately drawn to the black box. Bill floated down, his arm stretched out, and the creature got to his feet, an already raised hand. They met halfway and Bill placed the small black box on his palm.

"Create something with this, then," Bill challenged him. "If it's really special, I'll let you live."

The other Ucronians got to their feet, the closest ones approached, intrigued. The elder scholar lowered his four eyes to the box and lifted the lid.

A white light came from the inside, so dazzling that many Ucronians were forced to look away. The old Ucronian turned the box upside down and what slipped out of it was a sphere of perfect white, dazzling like a star, which floated a couple of inches from his hand.

The creature blinked, his four narrowed eyes trying to get used to the white light. He lifted the small sphere in front of him, turned it from all sides, trying to penetrate beyond the dazzling light. He tried to touch the sphere, then pulled his finger back, before he could touch its surface. He looked up at Bill again.

"You want us to use this... thing?" He asked, perplexity evident in his tone of voice.

"You're the best scientists in the Multiverse, aren't you?" Bill raised a hand towards the sphere. "Show it. Unless you want to give up immediately." And withdrew his hand, his gesture accompanied by small, flickering blue flames.

The perplexed expression of the Ucronian left room for a firmer gaze and tight lips. He straightened his back and looked up at Bill, both hands cupped under the floating sphere.

"We'll create something unique," he promised. "We just need some time."

"One day."

"Three."

"Two." Bill raised two fingers. "Last offer."

"Two are enough," the Ucronian bowed. "Thank you, Omniscient Lord."

"I'm counting," Bill replied, sitting down in midair.

The Ucronian turned his back on Bill and, with the sphere still suspended in his hands, marched off through the crowd, speaking loudly.

"Go away and think! The best ones, with me at the Core!"

Obediently, the other Ucronians dispersed. Some grabbed sheets and pens, others pulled out earphones and ran away. A dozen, however, joined him and everyone began to murmur among themselves, exchanging ideas and talking in the earphones.

"What do we do now, boss?" Keyhole asked, looking up at Bill.

"Take a walk," he replied. "Just don't destroy anything and don't eat anyone. I'm talking to you, Teeth..."

"No problem, boss!"

"... and to you, Paci-fire."

"Mpfh."

"Go," he dismissed them, with a wave of his hand.

Pyronica seized the opportunity and, with 8-Ball on the right and Paci-fire on the left, she headed towards the town center. Hectorgon floated away on his own, while Keyhole grabbed Teeth and dragged him away from the buildings and their inhabitants before he managed to grab one of them.

Kryptos turned to Bill: he was still sitting in midair, his legs crossed, both hands resting on his knee. He looked straight on with a neutral expression, the whole shape relaxed.

"Can you tell me what you gave him?" Kryptos asked.

Bill kept looking straight on, as if he had not heard him. And then, slowly, his eye narrowed into a sly smile.

"A glow point," he replied.

The heat disappeared, time stood still. Kryptos was speechless, distant words crowding his mind.

"A glow point! It's worth hundreds of coins, if it's as big as he said!"

“Those beautiful things you buy, that you don't know where they come from, that are so rare, are embryos of Universes!"

"We know these points because now and then they appear in our world. We call them "glow points"."

Bill's smile came back to his mind, as he stroked the black box with its mysterious content.

"A token worth a Dimension."

"Wh... wha..." a sound came out of his throat and that sound awakened him from the trance. Kryptos moved his tongue and other sounds managed to come out.

"What?!" he finally exclaimed, too loudly. He pressed both hands to his mouth and came closer to Bill. "A glow point... a real glow point... where did you...? No, how did you...? No, wha... are you crazy?!" He finally managed to articulate. "Something so precious and you kept it in a box!"

"Where should I have kept it?" Bill replied, with the same placid tone and a hint of sarcasm.

"N... that's not the point!" Kryptos retorted, with a shrill tone. "You had such a thing and you gave it to these creatures...!"

"I had to use it for something, after all," Bill replied, with the same calm, innocent tone.

"And you use it like this?! You give it to mortals who don't even know what it is?! Will they at least understand what it is, now that they'll study it?"

"Oh no, they’ll never know," he replied, amused.

"What if they accidentally destroy it?" Kryptos grabbed his top. "What if it releases energy? What if it explodes? It could blow everything up!"

"It would only be their fault," Bill replied. "I gave them the most precious thing in the Multiverse, now it's up to them to bring out something exceptional. If they can create wonderful things starting from a grain, then they should create the impossible starting from something like this."

Kryptos waved his arms in frustration, as if trying to make words, but without success.

"Why this... why didn't you use it?" He finally managed to say. "You have incredible powers! Use it yourself. You can do something exceptional with it!"

Bill narrowed his eye and laughed: a short, amused laugh.

"It would've been too obvious," he replied, turning to Kryptos. "Everyone would've expected it! But now I don't know what's going to happen either."

"You know everything," Kryptos snorted. "You just have to see what they'll do."

Bill brought his gaze back to Kryptos, his eye half-closed in a smile.

"I know," he replied. "But I'd be a real spoilsport to ruin the fun, don't you think?"

 


 

After two days, the Ucronian came back to Bill. He was standing in front of him, followed by a squadron of scientists, as proud as he was.

"All-Seeing Eye," he greeted Bill, with a nod and a bow.

"Professor Las," Bill said.

The professor straightened up and lifted the black box Bill had given him.

"It wasn't an easy task," the Ucronian explained. "We had never worked with something like this, with such peculiar properties." A hint of tiredness darkened his expression. "We analyzed it day and night, we did all the experiments to grasp every characteristic of it and, perhaps, we haven't even reached the bottom of its true essence..." He cleared his throat. "Anyway: we had to stabilize it, enough to be able to touch it. We have channeled its brightness to attenuate it and carved the base sphere into a more usable form..."

"Cut the chase, professor." Bill raised a hand. "What did you make?"

Tension ran through the scholars, they exchanged glances between them. Professor Las brought a hand to the box, his fingers hesitating a second too far around its corners. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and finally lifted the lid.

Kryptos narrowed his eye, expecting the dazzling light to blind him. But no light came from the inside. The professor tipped the box over his hand and a small white sphere rolled over his palm.

The glow point.

It no longer floated like two days ago. It was not white either: it was bright blue, which faded into a pale purple towards the center. The surface was furrowed by what appeared to be a spider web of thin white lines. Even its outline was no longer the perfect one of a sphere, but small corners sprouted everywhere.

What did they do with it?

Bill leaned in and Kryptos also came over to look. Behind him, he heard the others peering, curious.

"What's this?"

"Wait... but is it a dice?"

"Really?"

"It's a dice!"

Kryptos felt as if he was being dragged toward the ground by two heavy boulders. A dice. Just a simple, damn dice. They had a whole Dimension in their hands and all they managed to make out of it was just a dice ?!

Bill alternated his gaze from the dice to the professor, blinking. He looked the Ucronian up and down.

"A die," he said dryly.

"Look closer." Professor Las handed him the dice. "It's not a simple die."

Bill looked at him once more, then held out his hand and lifted the dice between two fingers. Kryptos came closer, looking at the sphere from behind Bill's back.

The cobweb of white lines was not just a decoration: the lines met, closed, formed different and irregular squares. Inside each square, there was a symbol, a number, a shape, all different from each other. And the lines moved, the squares shifted, the symbols changed. From an inverted tree, the symbol in the center shifted into a star, then into a 5, then into a stylized constellation, then into the alchemical symbol of water. And again and again, the lines shifted and changed.

Kryptos held his breath. It was like when they saw a hypercube in three dimensions: its sides constantly shifted, rotating and moving in the limited space. There, in the space of a three-dimensional sphere, those multidimensional lines moved in the same way.

"It's an infinity-sided die," explained Professor Las. Despite the nervousness, a hint of pride was clear in his voice. "Each face has a different outcome, impossible to predict. When the die is rolled, anything can happen: we can all become giants, the world can turn upside down, cherries can rain from the sky, an eight can come out, a new star can be born. There's no impossible result."

Kryptos was amazed. Those creatures, those mortals had managed to use a Dimension, to create something impossible. An infinite die, with infinite results. How had they conveyed the power of an entire Dimension, into something like this?

Out of the corner of his eye, Kryptos caught the amazement on Hectorgon's lips and in Keyhole's gaze. Teeth let out a " wow ", Pyronica approached curiously, 8-Ball tilted his head to the side. Even Paci-fire looked up at the dice and peered at it with a less dark frown than usual.

Kryptos turned to Bill: he was still looking at the dice, his eye wide open as he turned it between his fingers and the infinite web of possibilities kept shifting before him.

Professor Las started to show some tension before that long, silent exam. He rubbed his hands.

"I... I realize that, for an omniscient being like you, an infinity-sided die will still have results that you can foresee," he quickly justified himself. "But keep in mind..."

Bill lowered the dice and words died on the professor's mouth. Bill's black pupil aimed at the Ucronian.

"Endless possibilities, you said."

The professor blinked.

"Yes... yes, sir."

Bill closed the die in his fist and raised it. His eye twisted into a smile.

"I want to try!"

A look of pure fear appeared on everyone's faces and froze Kryptos in midair. Pyronica looked at Bill with wide eyes, Hectorgon almost choked on his own saliva, Keyhole quickly shook his head and 8-Ball gaped.

"A... All-Seeing Eye!" the Ucronian raised his arms, trying to stop him. "Actually... um... the die wasn't meant to be "tried". Since we cannot know what happens once it's rolled and the result comes up, the idea was to... expose it. As a scientific result."

"But that would be so boring !" Bill replied. "Come on, just one tiny roll!"

"Um, Bill..." Kryptos intervened, touching his other arm. "Why don't you listen to the professor and lower your hand? This place is worth living, isn't it?"

"They showed they're good," Pyronica agreed. "And this die is a nice little thingy! Let's just put it back in its box so we won't break it, mh?"

"I won't break it, I'll just roll it once!"

"All-Seeing Eye, please." The professor tried again, in a conciliatory tone. "A roll could be enough to delete the Multiverse and all lifeforms!"

"Naaah, it'll be fine. I'm pretty lucky, you know." Bill waved the die in his fist. "Go, baby!"

Before the Ucronian could reach his raised arm, Bill rolled the dice.

The infinity-sided die flew over the professor's head, straight into the group of scholars. The Ucronians dispersed, leaving space free, terrified as if the dice were about to explode. Pyronica grabbed her hair, with a screech. 8-Ball and Paci-fire jumped forward, in a desperate attempt to grab the dice. The professor turned with a strangled cry, trying to stop the dice from falling.

The sphere hit the stone and rolled, slowing down more and more. The Ucronians kept retreating, screaming in fear as they followed the alternation of sides. Eight, infinity, apple, duck, it will kill us all, it will kill us all ...

The sphere stopped and, on the side on top, a figurine with four arms and two legs appeared. Then a dazzling white light burst out, taking the whole city, erasing any other color, so powerful that Kryptos had to protect his eye behind his arms...

And, as it exploded, the light went out. Kryptos lowered his arms and looked around: the other Ucronians were also lowering their arms, blinking with their four eyes to adapt to the light. Some turned around, looking at the sky and the buildings. Others touched their arms and bodies as if to make sure they were still alive. Pyronica let out a deep sigh of relief. Hectorgon floated to the ground and dropped onto his back.

"I was so close, " he said. "So close to dying of fear. If you had killed me, Bill, I would've come back just to kill you."

"I told you I wasn't going to kill anyone!" Bill said cheerfully, with his most popping tone. "I'm lucky!"

"What... what happened?" The professor, who had fallen to his knees, got back to his feet. He rubbed his head and looked around. "What changed?"

"You tell me, wise guy!" Bill laughed. Professor Las looked at him with wide eyes.

"You don't know?!"

Bill shrugged.

"Why are you all so obsessed with foreseeing things all the time? Don't you understand that it's boring ?"

Kryptos let out a frustrated sigh and rubbed his eye.

"I swear," he spelled out, "On everything precious in this Multiverse, that if you don't stop..."

"Professor!"

That yell made Kryptos open his eye again. Everyone was facing the source of the noise, which turned out to be another Ucronian, who was running towards them.

"Perwin?"

The Ucronian reached Professor Las, panting while he lifted a rolled sheet.

"A message from Krismal: he wants to collaborate on the construction of bases on Gris27."

The professor’s gaze shifted from Perwin to the rolled-up paper. His four eyes narrowed in a puzzled expression.

"A message from who?"

Perwin blinked, confused.

"Krismal, Professor," he repeated. "The Lottians' leader."

Professor Las’ expression was more perplexed than before. Kryptos turned to look at Bill: he had the same astonished look.

"Who?"

"Lottians," Perwin repeated as if he were explaining something obvious to a child. "The Lottian race. From the nearby galaxy of Kermonte. We clashed on the Gris system, then we signed the armistice and now we're starting to collaborate, by building the bases together, then we'll divide them between our two races." Perwin raised an arm. "Professor, are you... are you sure you're alright?"

"Another race?" Professor Las shifted his gaze to the other scholars present, all of them as surprised as he was. "We've never found other races in the Kermonte galaxy. There's no other race in this universe except us."

The four eyes moved to Bill and Kryptos also turned to look at him. In the wide-eyed black pupil, a light of understanding shone through and that same light also triggered a switch in Kryptos' mind.

There were no other races. There was nothing in that Dimension except the Ucronians.

At least until Bill rolled the die.

"Life," Bill murmured. He looked down at his hand. "I rolled a new life."

"Uhm... professor?" Perwin asked, shyly.

Bill floated towards the die and picked it from the ground. For a terrible second, Kryptos feared that he wanted to roll it again. But he just raised it.

"Work with the Lottians," He declared. "They have the technologies to fly through space that you lack. Create your galactic bases together, multiply, and get to know each other."

All the scholars approached slowly, hypnotized by the light that Bill was expanding. Bill looked straight ahead, the dice raised above his top attracted all the eyes.

"Worship chance, which decided this outcome," he said. "It wasn't me who created life, but it was chance. Chance decided Lottians should be born, chance will decide everything else. The chance's decisions are always right."

He handed the die to Professor Las.

"Worship chance and bring this knowledge to Lottians," he said. "You'll become one of the most famous and long-lived races of the Multiverse."

Even the Professor looked at him with wide eyes, drinking every word like fresh water. He took the infinity-sided die from his hand and slowly put it back in the black box.

"Well, I think that's all," Bill resumed talking with a more blunt tone. "I'll let you bond. It looks like you've reached an armistice, so don't ruin everything now, by insulting each other during your first meeting." He snapped his fingers towards Perwin. "Professor Las and all the scholars here are a little confused, so what about a quick review of your relationships with the Lottians? Give them a hand with the treaties, too." He added, elbowing Perwin. "And may chance keep guiding you."

A snap of his fingers, a blink of an eye and the city square disappeared, giving way to a yellow planet, furrowed by wide blue bands. Kryptos turned and saw Bill floating beside him, his fingers still raised after the snap. His eye was bent into a smile.

Kryptos looked at Ucron 9 before them. The scenes kept looping in his mind: the dice rolling, the dazzling light, the Ucronian speaking about the appearance of a new race. Race that only they and the scholars in the city square did not know anything about. Maybe because they were present when Bill rolled the infinity-sided die?

He turned to Bill, with that and a hundred more questions on his lips. All crowded together, none managed to get out. Except for the shorter one.

"What now?"

Bill turned to him. His eye twisted into a wider smile. He stretched out his arm.

"Wanna see?"

He touched his forearm.

And…

Ucronians walking on the green surface of a planet, towards a giant tent. A long table with creatures sitting on both sides: at the head of the table, a being with four arms, swaying algae for hair and two eyes like glowing flames. A Ucronian passed a glass plate to another of those alga-haired beings, who took it with its four arms. Another one of those beings - a Lottian - wrapped a Ucronian in its arms, their mouths touching. A white room covered with feathers in which everyone danced. A child making his first steps, with four arms raised and four eyes wide open. Other beings with four arms and four eyes shaking hands. A huge board with the symbol of the infinity-sided die. Two pieces of paper, one with the name Lott and one with the name Ucron 9 were brought closer together. A being who spun playing cards. Ucron 9 fading out in the gray, while a mammoth ship was leaving it behind. A blindfolded female walking along a red carpet with a ring in her hand. A city of sparkling lights. Doors that opened onto rooms with golden walls, with red tables full of different creatures and boxes from which gold cherries and coins rained out.

The images disappeared, the lights went out. Kryptos blinked: in front of him there was only the black of the universe and Bill's yellow, who looked at him with that amused smile.

He looked down at his arm: Bill had withdrawn his hand. There was no mark on his black skin. He blinked, rubbed his eye and looked up at Bill again.

"What happened?"

"It hasn't happened yet," Bill corrected him, laughing. "But it will happen, in the next billions of years." He turned to Ucron 9 which was still yellow and blue, not extinguished in the gray of a distant death. "It will be centuries before this Dimension reaches that point."

Bill raised his arm again, his fingers moved closer.

"In the meantime, there's more to see."

And, with a snap, they jumped again through Dimensions.

 

Notes:

Look, the infinity-sided die was too tempting, I couldn't ignore it. And the concept of glow points were too interesting to let it die without using it. So here we are, with my personal explanation about how something like this is able to exist in the Gravity Falls universe.
That would explain how it is possible that something this powerful exists, WHY it is so powerful and why it's so rare. After all, finding a glow point is extremely difficult and I’m sure shaping one into an infinity-sided die is even more complicated - you’re shaping a Dimension, after all. That's why the infinity-sided die are so few in the Multiverse - and Ford was extremely lucky to steal one. Good job, Ford, now you literally have one of the most precious things in the whole Multiverse!

Things are going pretty well, aren’t they? Well, that time has come. You knew it would came, sooner or later.
So, in the next chapter, we will have a call. And the bottom of an ocean. A VERY specific ocean you've heard about.

See you next week ~

Chapter 24: ACT IV - Twenty-four

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 24

 

Centuries passed, after leaving Ucron 9. Dimensions were born and died, while they kept moving. Many worlds repeated, boring, just the same as millions of others seen centuries before.

Yet every time Kryptos looked at Bill, he caught the same hunger in his eye he had the first day. There was still an insatiable need inside him, a desire to know and see that pushed him to seek, discover, explore. He kept jumping from one universe to another, tireless, animated by an increasingly obsessive need. He spoke with all the people he met, even those who opposed him, in an attempt to find something he had not already seen. He searched on all planets, on all stars, in every creature. But it was still not enough for him to be satisfied.

And Kryptos feared that even the Multiverse, one day, would no longer be enough for him.

 


 

"I don't know," Kryptos said, shrugging. "Maybe I'm just paranoid. But it has been a long time since we've stopped in a Dimension for more than three days."

"I've been stuck in the same place for years," was 8-Ball's bitter comment. "And it sucked."

"But it was a prison, it's different."

8-Ball shrugged.

"I don't mind moving," he insisted. "We see a lot of interesting stuff."

"We always move, it doesn't seem so different to me," Teeth agreed. "It would be nice, though, if there were more people to eat."

"Bill needs to vent some energy." Hectorgon raised a corner of his mouth in a playful smile. "He's like a child: he has to play until he's out of breath, so he calms down for a couple of hours after." He patted Kryptos's arm. "Don't worry too much: if he had a problem, he would remind us every minute."

The others chuckled and, little by little, they went down the slope on which they had climbed and returned to the oasis. Only Pyronica remained with Kryptos and, once alone, she sat down beside him.

"You're right."

Kryptos turned to her, surprised by that quiet confirmation. Pyronica looked down at the red and blue oasis below them.

"Do you think so?"

"I didn't want to worry the others," she explained. "But we're moving much faster than usual."

Kryptos sat up straight.

"So it wasn't just my impression."

"No, I noticed it too." Pyronica frowned. "We crossed a couple of interesting Dimensions, but Bill wanted to leave immediately."

Faster visits and faster jumps. Something rang out in Kryptos' memory. A memory hesitated in his mind, too cloudy to be framed.

"Usually he stops when he finds interesting worlds," Pyronica continued. "But not recently."

Many jumps. Many more than usual. An eye that always looked beyond the current Dimension, searching through the Multiverse.

"Here…"

Something snapped in his mind, the memory took a clear shape. Bill doing the double jump, his eye fixed, his fingers raised.

The meeting with Keyhole.

Kryptos looked at Pyronica.

"Do you think someone..." his voice was hoarse. "Someone is pulling him?"

Centuries had passed since Bill had tended towards the interdimensional prison. Centuries since 8-Ball and Paci-fire had joined them. Since then, Bill had never felt that sensation, that magnet that called him across Dimensions. If he had never felt attracted, then it meant that there was no one else. That their group was full.

But now something was pulling him again.

Kryptos swallowed. A new member of the group. It sounded so strange, even in his mind. After millennia he had gotten used to the eight of them. Who could it be, the next creature to join them? Many had asked Bill to join the group, but he had rejected all of them. Who would have been strange and interesting enough, to make Bill offer that position?

"I don't think so," Pyronica said, dispersing his ideas.

"Why?" Kryptos asked.

"Because he's much more irritated than the other time," she retorted. "When he was pulled, he was more focused on getting to the right place. Now, however, he is more frustrated. As if something annoys him."

Kryptos lowered his eye.

"You noticed it too."

"Of course I noticed."

"Did you ask him anything?"

"No." Pyronica shrugged. "When he wants, he'll tell us what's happening."

"What if he doesn't want to tell us?"

"We're his friends," she replied, with a smile. "He'll tell us."

And, without adding anything else, she got to her feet and went down the slope to reach the others.

 


 

It wasn't working.

He felt the call attracting him through Dimensions, pulling him from the center of his shape with the same, frustrating intensity. He was close, he was always close, still a jump away. So Bill kept jumping, moving into the Sixth Dimension, going from one dimensional line to another. He kept moving in the same direction, looking for the right thread in the intricate web of five-dimensional streets, the one that would overlap the call that attracted him.

Yet, no matter how many jumps, he could not reach it.

Four attempts were enough to find Keyhole and Teeth: on each Dimension, he felt himself tending towards a little more, then, in the second last jump, the force had aimed straight at Kirhlm, where he had found them.

But now the pull remained the same, with each jump. It did not decrease, nor did it increase. It gave him no indication of where to go. It did not pull him toward a particular Dimension. It was as if Bill was in the right place, but what he was looking for was on the other side of a wall: it was there, he just could not reach it.

Where are you?

His other companions had been found quickly. But this one kept running away from him. It was still calling him, so it was still alive. But its life could be in danger like Pyronica’s was. It could be executed, chased, or killed at any moment. And Bill did not tend toward other timelines, so it must have been the only one where it was still alive.

Bill had only one chance: one second was enough and Bill would lose his moment in time.

The injustice of that partial power filled his shape with red anger. If he could have moved through the Fourth Dimension too, time would not have been a problem: if it had died, Bill could have reached it anyway, gone back to when it was alive and made his offer.

He put a hand on his shape. At the center, always present, he felt the familiar pull. It was still calling him.

But why couldn't he reach it?

 


 

Another jump, another wrong dimensional line.

It was still calling him: I'm here, I'm close, I'm there.

But it was not there and Bill had already traveled dozens of dimensional lines. It was still a mortal, so its life would end, sooner or later! What if it ended before Bill arrived?

Bill raised his fingers and snapped them again.

 


 

Frustration and panic alternated in his shape, with each wrong jump. The pull was still constant as if he were always at the same distance.

It was not possible, he could not always be in the same place! Bill did nothing but move along different five-dimensional lines: how did he always stay at the same distance?!

But the pull was constant, identical to the first day Bill felt it, the ever-present call, a hold to the center of his shape that pulled him, he kept pulling him: I'm here, I'm close.

WHERE are you?

Something was wrong. He was looking at that situation in the wrong way.

Don't limit yourself.

He had not set limits.

Extend your gaze.

Go deeper.

Bill exhaled and his eye came back to the present, to the wrong universe in which he had arrived. His companions were looking around, someone sat on the asteroid on which they had arrived.

"I need a moment," he said to his friends. He left the group and sat on the sidelines, alone, in the center of a depression.

Going deeper. Bill closed his eye and listened to the advice of omniscience. As soon as his eyelids lowered on the pupil, the black ocean of his powers reappeared, that immense space of which he had now explored most of it.

With a deep breath, Bill immersed himself in the deep blue, wet and spicy, recognizing the area of dimensional jumps. By now he could explore it with his eye closed, every detail of that power imprinted up to his fingertips. The Third Dimension's beauty welcomed him wherever he went, the untouchable Dimension of Time, the five-dimensional roads linked in the huge spider web that made the Sixth Dimension: everything was within reach of his hand, a jump away, a blink of an eye.

Bill went deeper and recognized the familiar currents of the dream: the simple layer of the Dreamscape, the delightful complexity of the Mindscape he was learning about.

He kept descending into the black of the abyss: his power tingled in the muscles and nerves, along the arms, up to the fingertips. The bottom had to be close by now, in the dense black that surrounded him. Around him, the nuanced memory of a blue-haired woman, who traced lines on a sheet of paper, while her words repeated themselves in the water in a continuous echo.

"First Dimension."

"Second Dimension."

"Third Dimension."

He looked down, expecting to see the bottom of the ocean, while Leban's words accompanied him in his descent.

"Now, imagine you are in a Universe that is born as a result of a huge explosion: this Universe will also die with an explosion. But let’s imagine you want to see a different end: you want to see this Universe die slowly. But you won’t find this kind of death in the Dimension you are in. The Universe that dies slowly exists in the Fifth Dimension. And, if you want to reach it, you should jump through the upper Dimension: the Sixth.

Power was no longer just a tingling: it had become a thick veil covering him, pressing against his arms, legs, feet, palms, against each finger, as the water pressure increased.

"Seventh Dimension. It includes all the possible deaths of the Universe."

"But now we’ve reached the end. What's beyond that?"

The light didn't come down there. There was only the memory of Leban and her pen tapping on the paper.

"This point includes all the possible deaths of the Universe that is born as a result of an explosion. While this point, in the Seventh Dimension, includes..."

"All the possible deaths of a Universe that’s born in a completely different way!" 

A different infinity.

"And these both exist in the Eighth Dimension..."

"And, if I wanted to jump from one Universe to the other, I’d have to move along the Ninth Dimension! And then the Tenth Dimension includes everything: all the ramifications, of all the timelines, of all possible Universes!"

And Bill reached the bottom of the ocean.

 


 

His hands hurt, because of how tightly he twisted them. Kryptos loosened his fingers and brought them behind his back, trying to stay still. For the umpteenth time in ten minutes, he turned to look at Bill: he was still sitting on the side, still cross-legged, his eye still closed.

I'm getting paranoid.

He looked away and focused on the others, who chatted and laughed, pointing to the stars of the colorful constellations. He should have joined them, laughed and let Bill do what he was doing, whatever it was.

Instead, he was still standing halfway, now turning towards him, now towards the others, like a wind vane.

Bill said he needed a couple of minutes alone. He was not doing anything strange, he was not fighting anyone. Maybe he had really entered the dream world, as Keyhole had suggested. Yet it did not seem like that to Kryptos. Also, why would he have to do it, just right now?

He turned again to look at him. It would have been different if Kryptos had been the only one to think that the dimensional jumps were faster than usual and Bill was increasingly frustrated. But Pyronica confirmed his theories and that worried him much, much more. What was Bill doing? And why hadn't he talked to them about it yet?

He should have been more trustful, like Pyronica. Bill knew what he was doing. Kryptos turned to the others, forcing himself to not turn around again because, seriously, it's getting ridiculous... when a laugh came from behind him.

Kryptos turned around. Bill was laughing, but that was not one of his usual laughs. It was shrill and irregular, with high tones that alternated with other cavernous ones, sometimes overlapping, as if they were two radios tuned to two different frequencies. It was a laugh that hurt his mind, a screech of metal against metal, it was the sharp cry of the planets in space. Bill raised his arms above his top and even his arms seemed to glitch, to release electrical discharges, to move on different frequencies, as if Bill himself was a frequency.

"A DIFFERENT INFINITY! TEN DIMENSIONS!"

His voice was a third tone, completely different from his laughter, a shrill scream that echoed in the silence of space and opened cracks in the asteroid under their feet.

Someone grabbed his arm and, out of the corner of his eye, Kryptos recognized Hectorgon's soaring red. His mouth was parted, his lips trembling. In all the millennia they knew each other, he had never seen him frightened by Bill.

Pyronica joined him on the right and touched his other arm. Her flames burned, high and bright. Her eye was serious, predatory.

"What happened?" she asked dryly.

"I... I don't know." Kryptos took a shy step forward, towards Bill who was still laughing and repeating the same meaningless words.

"TEN DIMENSIONS! I SEE IN TEN DIMENSIONS!"

His companions' hands slipped away from him and, one step at a time, Kryptos reached Bill. As soon as he got to his side, he opened his mouth, unsure of what to ask. But Bill was faster and turned to him.

Kryptos stepped back. He had already seen his deep stare, the look in his eye when he was searching for something through Dimensions, his pupil black as the universe's supervoids. But that gaze, that black was different from all others. It was the bottom of an abyss, an abyss in which strings of something flowed, black on black, invisible to the eye but perceptible to the other senses.

And the abyss was watching him.

"THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T FIND IT!" Bill roared, with a voice that was screeching and thundering. "THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T REACH IT!"

"W... what do you mean?" He asked in a trembling voice.

"DIMENSIONS ARE TEN, NOT SIX!" He answered, between laughter. "I DON'T HAVE A HEXADIMENSIONAL VISION, BUT A DECADIMENSIONAL!"

"D... deca...?"

Bill's insane laugh, made the whole asteroid tremble. Pyronica and 8-Ball had to get on all fours to not be thrown off, Keyhole threw himself on the ground and Paci-fire clung to a protruding rock. Kryptos also rocked unstably and fell to his knees.

"WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN A CLUSTER!" Bill said, in a thunderous voice. "WE'VE ALWAYS JUMPED IN THE SAME AREA! IT WASN'T LIMITED! I WATCHED JUST UNTIL THE SIXTH! AND IT WAS CALLING ME FROM A DIFFERENT GROUP!"

"I... it?"

"THE EIGHTH." His voice echoed in space. "THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T REACH IT HERE! THE CONDITIONS FOR ITS EXISTENCE WERE POSSIBLE, ONLY IN A UNIVERSE BORN IN A DIFFERENT WAY!"

Bill got to his feet, still laughing like a maniac, and the rock under his feet broke: cracks ran along the surface of the asteroid, fragments of stone broke away and floated into space. Teeth screamed when the ground opened below him and he had to jump to get out of the way.

Bill was overflowing with power. His surface was more and more dazzling, more and more golden, it vibrated with so much energy that Kryptos felt the waves crash against him, making his own shape tremble. He tried to raise a hand and touch Bill, but he laughed, laughed, without looking at anyone, laughed and kept talking.

"IT WAS PULLING ME AND IT'S STILL PULLING ME!" He shouted, words that were screams of victory. "HE IS STILL ALIVE! THE EIGHTH IS NEAR!"

"THE EIGHTH IS NEAR!"

"I'VE WATCHED JUST UNTIL THE SIXTH!"

"Bill..."

"WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN A CLUSTER!"

"DIMENSIONS ARE TEN, NOT SIX!"

A primal fear pushed him to move closer, to reach Bill. He would have done something, something dangerous. The pieces came together - Ten Dimensions, a cluster, the eighth member of their group - under the veil of fear that pushed him to move, to do something before it was too late and Bill...

Will he kill us?

Will he kill himself?

What do you want to do?

Kryptos held out a hand and Bill raised his own. He put his fingers together, held them out for the snap.

"Bill!"

And Bill snapped.

It was not a normal jump through the Sixth Dimension. It was like being thrown through a narrow tube, at crazy speed. Kryptos was unable to scream, nor to open his eye: the only thing he could do was to cling to something that was in front of him and never let go, because if he did the current would change direction and crush him against a wall, making him collapse along his length, like an empty box.

The wind stopped, and gravity threw him to the ground. Dust stung his eye, sand filled his mouth, bringing fresh air.

I'm alive?

And the others? What about Bill?

Where are we?

Kryptos opened his eye. Beside him, he saw Hectorgon propping himself up on his arms. Behind him, he heard Teeth moan weakly and someone else vomit. Kryptos raised himself on his arms, spitting sand and he saw Bill standing in front of him. His back was turned on Kryptos', his front was facing a wall of sand the wind had raised in front of them.

What's going on? Where are we? What's this?

The wind lowered, sand started to fall. And, from behind the veil of sand, Kryptos saw...

A Line?

A floating figure, who turned around.

An eye of the Second Dimension, with a thin pupil and curved eyelashes, inside a purple rhombus. Other squares emerged from behind the sand, different colors united to form the shape of an irregular Line. A second eye, higher up, wide open like the first. A black ribbon rising from the edge of the Line.

The black ribbon cut through the veil of sand that separated them and pierced Bill's arm, nailing him to the ground.

"Bill!"

Fear deleted everything else and Kryptos crawled over to Bill, his limbs trembling with shock. The black ribbon of the Line ended with a blue rhombus, a blood-stained diamond of the same color. Bill stared at his arm, dazed, as if it didn't belong to him.

The black ribbon retracted, its lethal tip coming out of the flesh, carrying a fan of blue drops. Bill's eye was still focused on the arm, hypnotized by the hole that had been left by that attack, by the torn flesh, by the blue blood that dripped down to his fingers.

Before one of them could do or say anything, Bill's flesh moved on its own. Bones rejoined, tendons knotted again, blood came back into the body, layers of tissue covered the hole left by the attack, skin returned smooth and perfect. Kryptos stared at it with his mouth open and blinked several times, expecting the image to change at any moment and the wound to appear again: but Bill's arm was still intact as if that lethal vine had never struck him.

In the astonished silence, Bill burst into laughter: it was not the same shrill laughter as before, but a crazy, hysterical sound, the laughter of an intoxicated madman. He rose high, higher than the Line.

"DO IT AGAIN!" he invited her. "HIT ME AGAIN!"

The Line focused her five eyes on him, five pupils ready to attack. She did not have one vine, but two, and they both shot toward Bill.

The two blue tips pierced his arms at the same time and the black vines tensed, trying to knock Bill to the ground: they vibrated with the effort to tug him down, but Bill remained in midair. The pupils of the Line widened, her eyes filled with amazement as she lifted them towards Bill, again.

He laughed, drunk with satisfaction, raising his pierced arms as if nothing had happened.

"IT'S SO HILARIOUS!"

The Line withdrew her appendages and slammed the blue spikes on the ground, raising sand to hide her irregular shape. Bill laughed and, with a wave of his hand, dispelled the sand. Its shape grew bigger and bigger, until it towered over that of the Line.

"DO IT AGAIN!" he ordered her.

The Line backed away. Bill reached out to her and the lianas pierced his palm: as soon as the two diamond tips retracted, bones and tendons and muscles and skin twisted, closing the wound.

Bill burst into another laughter, which echoed in that unknown space with such energy, to disperse the sand that surrounded them.

"NOTHING AND NOBODY CAN HURT ME!"

The Line trembled, the black vines raised again to protect her. Even the colored pieces of her shape seemed to vibrate.

She tried another attack, this time towards the center of Bill's shape: the vines stopped an inch from his surface, the blue diamond-shaped tip shaking for the physical effort, a vain attempt to overcome the invisible barrier. The Line tried again and again, banging the lianas against the barrier with ever-increasing panic, without being able to touch the gigantic shape that towered over her. She aimed at Bill's legs, trying to hit him: a new barrier stopped her. Vibrating with anger and panic, the vines shot towards the eye, to collide unsuccessfully against the invisible wall.

Bill was still laughing, hysterical, his voice reduced to an exalted screech. He became even larger, a triangular star that emitted golden light, with an eye like a black hole, and leaned towards the small Line that looked back at him, fear and admiration alternating in the five wide-open eyes.

"JOIN US," Bill said to her. "AND YOU'LL SEE EVERYTHING BEYOND THIS SMALL WORLD."

Dwarfed by that dazzling light, the Line lowered her vines.

 

Notes:

Amorphus Shape has always struck me for how strange it is. Because it kinda looks like a two-dimensional creature, but it's not completely. Hectorgon and Kryptos look like geometric shapes, but Amorphus? It seems almost like something that can come from Bill's same world... but not exactly.

Amorphus needed a different background, to live. A universe with completely different conditions. And that kind of universe was somewhere in the Ninth Dimension, so in a place that was entirely different from the ones Bill had visited until now.

Because that's the thing: Bill has always moved... but in a small region. Everything he saw was in the same “cluster”.

So what about now? Well, in the next chapter we will have: the aftermath, some more time to know this new friend and to realize what that means, having a ten-dimensional view.

See ya next week!

Chapter 25: ACT IV - Twenty-five

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 25

 

Water did not exist in that Dimension. There were no trees either. But there was wind and if you left your mouth open wide for enough time, you could feed yourself.

"It sucks as food, though," Teeth commented, gritting his teeth. "Is there nothing to chew? I miss something solid."

"Eat the sand," Keyhole replied.

"It gets stuck, it's annoying," he replied. He tapped his foot on the ground. "Can I eat a piece of dirt?"

"I have never seen a creature eat the dirt."

Kryptos was still stunned, whenever she spoke. Second-dimensional Lines had a high-pitched, trilling voice, their words were like small cries that pierced the shape. And all of them were happy, their giggles even sharper than their tones. The voice of that Line, however, was heavy and echoing, as if it came from within her irregular shape.

"How do you eat?" Pyronica asked.

The Line lifted her vines. Thin filaments were floating near the ends.

"I can pick up nutrients with these," she explained. "And I smell the presence of other beings."

"Did you smell us even when we arrived?"

"It was... sudden. And unexpected," she replied, calibrating her words. "I had cleaned up the place. It was empty and I knew it. And suddenly I found myself surrounded by creatures that were too close."

"Well, you don't go unnoticed with those colors," 8-Ball said.

"They are a form of warning." Her tone was serious. "They can be seen from afar, so the enemies already know where I am and how dangerous I am: they have been warned." She lifted her vines again. "If they come closer, then they will have to deal with these. "

Kryptos blinked: it was still vivid in his mind how those lianas had pierced Bill's flesh, the blood dripping from the wound, how the bones came back together, the muscles wrapped and the skin closed. Even Bill's laughter still echoed in him.

"And you always attack first?" 8-Ball continued.

"The first rule of a good defense is a strong offense," she replied, letting the lianas fall. "He was too close. I acted instinctively." Her eyes narrowed, in a semblance of a smile. "And the same instinct suggested to me that it was useless to keep fighting with a superior creature, capable of regenerating himself like that."

"It was incredible, wasn't it?" Teeth commented.

"Unexpected," she repeated. "There are no creatures with such powers here. Your Dimension must be much stronger and bigger than this."

"Dimensions have nothing to do with that. We've seen many of them, but the boss is the boss. There are no others like him: he's unique."

"He certainly is," she agreed. "I have never met someone like him. Is he the embodiment of a star?"

"No, his ego is much bigger," Hectorgon replied, laughing. "And if you ask him, he'll confirm it too."

"He also has an incredible knowledge of everything," Keyhole added. "He knows everything about everyone. And his powers are fantastic! If you think regeneration is cool, you should see it when he burns Dimensions. We've seen it billions of times, but it's always a sight."

"Hey, guys!"

Everyone turned around: Bill was back. He floated happily, waving his arms like a kid, as he approached.

"So?" Pyronica asked. She looked around. "Where's Paci-fire?"

"I promised you an oasis, I found an oasis." Bill raised his hands in front of him, looking at them with a magnanimous expression. "I know, I'm too generous. Go easy on the compliments."

"Is there any water?" Pyronica jumped up and clapped her hands, enthusiastic. "Where did you find it?"

"I haven't," he replied. "I created it. Paci-fire's there, he's enjoying it."

Pyronica gave him a pat on the side.

"Awww, you are the best!"

"I'm always the best, my dear."

She answered with a laugh and they walked away, poking each other like kids. Everyone else followed them.

"I still don't know what this " water " is," said the Line, waving her lianas. "But I'm curious to see it."

"You'll like it!" Pyronica exclaimed, turning around. "It's transparent, but Bill can give it any color you want. And you can float on it, or sink in it and move and... here it is!"

The oasis that Bill had created was a perfect reproduction of the oases they had seen on Jacquan. Just with many more trees coming out of the water and an intensely blue lake, the same color as Bill's devouring flames.

Pyronica ran to jump into the water, followed by Teeth and Keyhole. The Line approached slower, floating carefully, until she stopped on the edge of the lake. She bent over, saw her reflection in the water and backed away, taken by surprise.

"It's still you, don't worry," Kryptos reassured her. He approached the shore of the lake and touched the surface, creating small waves. "It's a water effect, it reflects everything."

The Line approached again: she touched the water with one of her lianas and lifted it in front of her, looking at the droplets running along her extremity.

"It feels strange." She dipped the tip back into the water and moved it back and forth. "But it's not unpleasant."

Kryptos replied with a polite smile, then dipped his feet in the water and swung them. He felt the Line's gaze on him.

"You're the silent one, then."

"Huh?" Kryptos turned to her. "What?"

The Line pulled the lianas out of the water and immersed them again, looking at the waves they draw on the water's surface.

"Teeth is the talker," she said. "Keyhole is the one with the good information. Pyronica is the one that welcomes you immediately. Hectorgon is the adult. 8-Ball the one who looks dangerous, but is actually harmless. Paci-fire is the one that looks dangerous and it is. Bill, on the other hand, is the one who seems harmless, but is the most dangerous of them all." She looked at Kryptos. "While you are the one who knows everything, but doesn't say anything."

Kryptos looked away, embarrassed.

"I don't know anything, actually," he said. "Bill is the one who knows everything."

"He knows everything, he has exceptional powers, he jumps between Dimensions," she summarized. "He's impressive."

"He is."

"Is this why you follow him?"

Kryptos looked at the water, watched the waves spread out. The enthusiastic screams of the others reached them, accompanied by the splash of water.

"No," he replied, shrugging. "It's because of his personality. His charisma. He gave us a lot, more than we would've ever had, by living normal lives." He smiled. "We've seen many different worlds, explored unknown dimensions, talked to creatures we've never seen before." He looked at her. "And we went further than we could've imagined."

She stared at him, five pairs of eyes probing his gaze. Eyes identical to those of a dead world, eyes that reminded him of another eye.

Something stirred up in the center of his shape. He remembered an eye similar to those, with long arched eyelashes and a spark of happiness always present in the black pupil. He remembered how the eyelids lowered and raised, how the pupil widened every time she saw him, how the eye narrowed when small hands stretched towards her.

A wonderful woman in a stagnant world, a white light in a flat, gray world.

"You come from far away," said the Line in front of him, an alien Line from an unknown world. "Farther than all of them."

Kryptos looked down. He heard the distant echo of laughter, that Woman's laughter. His Woman.

"Have you ever heard of the Second Dimension?"

"No," the Line admitted. "Is that where you come from?"

"Yes."

The Line lifted the lianas from the water, throwing a fan of droplets in front of her.

"Does he come from there too?"

It was pretty obvious who she was talking about.

"Yes," Kryptos confirmed.

"But you and he are different," she said. "You don't have his powers"

"No." He shrugged. "I don't have them."

"Is it because he's a Triangle?"

"No one has his powers," he replied, looking up at her again. "In any Dimension."

"So why does he have them?"

Kryptos smiled bitterly.

"Can you believe it, if I tell you we don't know?" He replied. "We've known each other for millennia and we still don't know."

A distant memory, a night lit by three-dimensional flames that consumed a two-dimensional world. A black and yellow shape, a silhouette in front of the fire.

"I told you I’d find a solution to the problem."

"He'll tell you, sooner or later," the Line said, bringing him back to the present. "You're his best friend."

"What?" Kryptos laughed, embarrassed. "You're wrong, I'm not his best friend. We're all the same, for Bill."

"Heeeey!"

The Line wanted to reply something, but blinked and looked away, distracted by that yell. Pyronica had called her, waving an arm in their direction.

"Are you looking for me?" The Line asked.

"I wanted to invite you to come into the water." Pyronica swam up to them. The flames on her arms were hidden and her figure was much darker, immersed in the clear blue water. "But I realized I don't know your name yet! I can't call you "hey" all the time! What's your name?"

The Line blinked.

"Excuse me?"

"What's your name?" Pyronica repeated. "Don't you have a name?"

"What's a name?"

"Oh, in this Dimension they don't have the concept of name," Bill said, approaching them. He lowered himself, until he sat on Pyronica's head, his back against one of her horns. "The name is a personal word, unique for each creature, that makes you recognizable by others: for example, she's known as "Pyronica", while I'm known as "Bill"."

"An interesting concept." The Line let her vines sway in the water. "And what "name" should I have?"

"Pyronica The Second!" Pyronica exclaimed.

Bill reached out to the Line.

"Amorphus Shape," he said. "Would you like to be known like this?"

The Line thought about it, her lianas swayed lazily in the water. Slowly, she pulled one out and placed the tip on Bill's palm.

"I would like that."

 


 

"Do you enjoy our company?"

Amorphus Shape gave him a glance, without moving from her position. The fire Bill lit hours ago had now gone out and only the embers remained, a blue and green duet on a black base.

Bill sat down next to her and leaned his back against the rocky hill. Above them, the stars were changing color again, as the constellations moved. Amorphus Shape followed their movement, her five eyes captured by that new and different show. It was the reason why she wanted to stay awake a little more.

"I've never had company," she replied, in that deep voice. "And I don't know if I fully grasped the concept of " friend ". But you're all funny and I like to listen to you when you speak."

"Did the others tell you interesting things?"

"You already know that, don't you?" She replied, with a hint of a smile in her voice. "You know everything."

"True," he admitted. "But I don't like to anticipate things."

In the gray silence, only Hectorgon's muttering breath and Teeth's whistle could be heard. Amorphus Shape lifted a liana in front of her, waving its blue end.

"Do you know that they're black in another Dimension?" Bill said, pointing to the diamond-shaped tip. "And that your colors are different? There's even a Dimension in which you have a mouth."

"I thought I was unique in the Multiverse."

"You are," he replied. "I'm talking about Dimensions that are infinitely far from here, far beyond this local group."

Even further.

Bubbles rose from the abyss of his powers.

"Am I lucky to have been chosen?"

Bill blinked and the abyss gave way to the sky covered with lights.

"It wasn't just luck!" He said cheerfully. "You were calling me. I was tending towards you. I just had to figure out how to reach you."

"So, if you reached my Dimension without me "calling" you, would you have killed me?"

"Mmmmh..." Bill rubbed under his eye. "I don't think so. I think I wish I'd known you better. You're interesting."

She made a small, low chuckle.

"What's so interesting about me?"

"You're weird!" He exclaimed. "You're different from all others! And your colors are a special orchestra." He raised his hands in front of him. "Piano as the base, on which violin and flute played together and, in the background, the tolling of the bell and the blows from the horn." He waved a hand. "And yes, of course your lianas are amazing and you're lethal, but it's secondary."

Amorphus Shape's eyes were all folded in the same, perplexed expression.

"My colors do what?"

"It's my ability," he explained. "When I see a color, I also hear a sound associated with it, a flavor, a texture and a smell. It's called synaesthesia."

"Is this another power?"

"It's just the way my senses react."

She laughed again.

"Even your senses are strange."

"Thank you."

They chuckled together, until silence fell again.

"If you'd tried to attack me, I would've defended myself." Her voice was deep and serious again. She turned the vine so that the point was directed towards Bill. "I would've tried to gouge your eye out."

"You could've never done that."

"I would've tried anyway."

"And once you realized you had no chance?"

The vine fell back.

"When you're facing an enemy stronger than you, you can always run away," she said. "But when you're facing someone whose power level you cannot even measure, the only thing you can do is give up."

Bill folded his eye into a smile.

"Is this why you agreed to join us?"

"It's because you gave me a choice," she replied. "I chose and now I'm here, talking to the most star-like creature I've ever met."

"In a Dimension you've never visited," Bill added.

"To see constellations that I'd never seen," she agreed. "It's quite a change."

"You should thank me."

"For not killing me?"

"That too."

Amorphus Shape let out a chuckle.

"You're exactly as others described you."

Bill raised his eyebrow.

"Is this a compliment?"

"It's a statement," she replied. She stood up. "It'll be interesting to know you better, Bill Cipher."

 


 

"So that's how a Dimension dies."

Bill's blue flames were twisting around the rings of a red planet. Kryptos glanced at Amorphus Shape: her five eyes were wide open, captured by that hypnotic sight.

"Yeah," he commented. "It's a show every time."

"Although this Dimension wasn't so bad," Hectorgon commented, on the other side of the Line. "Maybe it rained a little too many gummy bears, but that's all."

"We've seen too many like this one before," Bill said, resting his arms on the top of Hectorgon. "This is just a useless copy."

Amorphus Shape turned to him.

"Don't you consume energy, by using so much power?"

Bill laughed and patted her on the side.

"I am energy," he said. "I can use as much as I want." He interlaced his fingers over Hectorgon's bowler hat. "You know, in some Dimensions, there is the concept of "God": a God can destroy a universe or create it and its power is much bigger, compared to that of a single star."

"So you are this "God"?" asked Amorphus Shape.

"Many have called me like this," Bill replied, clearly satisfied. "It's more accurate, rather than considering me someone with the power of just a star."

Amorphus Shape gave a short chuckle and her eyes narrowed, amused.

"Just a star?"

"Sure." Bill pointed in front of them. "Look how easily I destroy them!"

"We know you're powerful," Hectorgon intruded, his lips raised in a sneer. "You don't need to show off."

"But Amorphus Shape hasn't seen anything yet!"

"I know," she said, "but I've seen enough to understand your personality."

"And what do you think?" Bill turned to her, with a twirl. "I'm a funny guy, am I?"

"I would say more... dazzling," she replied, "In more ways than one."

Hectorgon raised his arms.

"Finally a real adult!"

Amorphus Shape let out a timid giggle.

"I don't think so," she replied, shaking a vine. "I'm just a child, compared to you."

"Believe me, you're not."

"You're young, but you have plenty of time to learn!" Bill jumped in. "It'll be fun! You'll learn a lot of things, then I'll show you how fantastic I am and I'll tell you about everything I've done..."

"When he starts talking about himself, you can go away," Hectorgon suggested, rising in the air. "He usually realizes it after a couple of hours, so you have plenty of time to do other things."

Bill stuck his tongue out and sank next to Kryptos. Hectorgon grinned and headed for the others. Amorphus Shape followed him, waving her vines with curiosity.

"She immediately got along with everyone," Bill said cheerfully. "Even Paci-fire spoke to her, without his usual spiel about slaughtering people on countless moons. Do you remember when he kept saying it over and over?" He rolled his eye, with a smile.

"It was quite boring," Kryptos agreed, hiding a smile behind his hand. "He's much better now."

Bill's flames had devoured the rings and were enveloping the planet, transforming it into an incandescent ball, a small blue dwarf that consumed itself.

"Where are we going now?" Kryptos asked. "Do you already have ideas?"

Happiness faded from Bill's expression. His eye became serious, focused.

"I've been limiting myself for all this time," he said, "When I could've seen much more."

"What do you mean?"

"I was limiting myself." Bill raised a hand. "I don't have a five-dimensional sight. I don't just see every possible decision and its consequences." His eye widened. "I see all the decisions born in every possible way and I can see the consequences of each of those choices."

He moved his hand in a semicircle, as if to include the whole Dimension.

"Think of this galaxy as everything we've seen so far," he told him. "The planets of this galaxy are the places we visited, jumping through the Sixth Dimension."

Bill held out his hand in front of him.

"Beyond this galaxy, there are other galaxies. They are farther away and they have other planets, different from the ones here. Those are other Dimensions, born from totally different conditions than those from which we started. They are worlds of the Eighth Dimension, which can be visited only by jumping through the higher Dimension." He looked up. "And the entire universe, the space that includes all of this, is the Tenth Dimension."

He lowered his hand.

"I limited myself into seeing in six Dimensions." He turned to Kryptos. "But I can see in ten. I can see all the universes, born for all conditions, and follow all the temporal ramifications of each of them."

Bill's eye was an unsustainable abyss to look at, which crushed him with the weight of knowledge. Kryptos looked away and brought a hand over his own eye, trying to grasp the size of something this big.

"So what we've seen so far wasn't the whole Multiverse."

A shrill laugh.

"We've seen nothing of the Multiverse."

In the dizziness of such immensity - it took us millennia and we saw only a microscopic part of the whole Multiverse?! - Kryptos felt a lot lighter than before.

"A... at least it's positive, isn't it?" He looked at Bill again, with a trembling smile on his lips. "There's still a lot to see! Even if we find Dimensions similar to others we already saw, we still have millions of billions... no, trillions, infinite trillions to explore!" The smile widened. "Isn't that great?"

Bill blinked, gave him a quick smile and looked away.

"Yes."

Kryptos' smile slipped away, concern blossomed at the center of that relief that filled him. Bill Cipher was an excellent merchant and a skilled merchant did not need to lie. Ergo, he was not as good as a liar.

"What's wrong?" Kryptos asked him. "Aren't you happy? There are still tons of Dimensions you can explore. That doesn't mean they have to be exact copies of the one we already saw! We've explored just four Dimensions in this area so far and not only two were completely different from all the others we've already seen, but we also found Amorphus Shape."

"I know," Bill replied. "And it's great that there's so much to see."

"What's wrong, then?"

Bill's gaze darkened.

"It's something else."

"Something what?"

Bill stood up and blinked. His darkened expression disappeared, giving way to a dazzling smile.

"Nothing special, just a thought." He held out his hand. "Shall we go?"

He really was a bad liar.

 


 

Some of those worlds were exceptional sights, wonders of weirdness that delighted Bill. Their physical laws were more malleable than usual, their unstable structures created fluctuating, ever-changing Dimensions held together on precarious balances. Life was impossible, but fun was guaranteed.

Other worlds, however, had life. A new, alien life that had never heard of the All-Seeing Eye, of the Great Destroyer, of his devouring flames or his deals for knowledge.

Although they knew nothing, there were legends there too. Stories about mammoth creatures, with a power equal to billions of Dimensions, who gave life with breath and left it to die in drifting worlds. Some people believed it was useless to invoke those beings, because their only function was to create and, once they had given life a new shape, they turned their backs on their creatures, to continue the infinite process of creation. Others preferred to venerate the “creatures of the end”, who would welcome them when all the stars went out. An entire race went mad when Bill appeared, believing him to be one of those monsters of destruction: their civilization collapsed on itself in seven days, days Bill and his friends spent on the top of a hill, having a picnic with margaritas and cosmic sand. Aside from the screams and flames, it was even quiet.

They met alone creatures, solitary beings who were the last of their kind or who had isolated themselves from others. They also met an interdimensional traveler once, a creature over 600 years old who had come this far, only thanks to the longevity typical of his species. He told them incredible stories, showed things collected during his travels and greeted them as friends.

Moving through the Ninth Dimension was still terrible: Kryptos felt shattered after each jump and more than once someone vomited. The first time, Amorphus Shape had to lie down and close her eyes for a good minute, before floating again. But, despite being terrible, the jumps through the Ninth Dimension led to fantastic worlds, wonders that were worth a somewhat eventful journey.

There was a lot to see. There were wonderful things to do. There were people to know.

Still, Bill was acting weird. He looked the same, with the same bright smile, the same liveliness and the same charisma. But, while everyone was having fun, sometimes Kryptos had seen him on the sidelines, alone, with a sulky gaze focused on the horizon.

"What's wrong, Bill?"

Bill was an excellent actor, a diva able to make that sulky look disappear behind the most innocent and cheerful smile in the world. He was able to change the subject in an instant, leading it where lying was not necessary.

But he was not able to answer with a convincing lie to that question.

"Nothing."

"Of course there's something." Kryptos wanted to tell him, "Why don't you tell us? ". But he did not dare to insist so much. Maybe it was not even necessary. Bill had recently discovered he could widen his insight to see in ten dimensions: perhaps he was just trying to organize what he was suddenly able to see. What Bill felt was already overwhelming in six dimensions, with all the available universes and their possible ramifications in the future, adding to his enhanced synaesthesia. In ten dimensions, it must have been a thousand times more chaotic. Perhaps, if every now and then he isolated himself with that sulky look, it was only because he was looking for something specific, in the incredible confusion that was the world he perceived.

It made sense and Kryptos wanted to believe it so much. Yet an annoying memory kept stinging him in his mind. The memory of what happened on the asteroid was still fresh, Bill's laugh was still wild and hysterical, the ground was still shaking under his feet. He still remembered how he held out his hand, trying to stop Bill from snapping his fingers, because that snap would change everything, that snap would kill them...

It hadn't killed them at the end, but that jump through the Ninth Dimension had changed everything and the starting point had been an anomalous behavior by Bill.

So now, every time he isolated himself, Kryptos feared to find him laughing wildly again, while his whole shape glitched and emitted electrical discharges, once again clouded by a power he was unable to control.

The calm before the storm.

Kryptos shut his lips tight, imposing himself to ignore that thought. He pushed it back to the back of his mind and it nestled there, in a corner, where it kept tormenting him.

 

Notes:

When Bill talks about different versions of Amorphus, I am referring to the REAL different versions of Amorphus Shape that you can find on the GF wiki: there was ACTUALLY a version with a (sort of) mouth, a version with other colors and so on. You can see them here, it’s very interesting!
https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Gravity_Falls_(TV_series)/Gallery/Season_2?file=S2e18_Amorphous_Shape_art.jpg#Weirdmageddon_Part_1

So... is Kryptos paranoid? Let's discuss. Maybe he is. Bill NEVER had a bad idea after all :3

In the next chapter, we will discuss about it. Well, *Bill* will have a discussion. About it, about home, free will and choices. Oh, I’ll assure you it will be fun. A LOT of fun :3

See you next week!

Chapter 26: ACT IV - Twenty-six

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 26

 

He did not know if it would work, but he had to try it anyway.

Millennia had passed since the last time he fell asleep. He did not even know how it felt like anymore: every time his eyelids went down, other worlds revealed, other roads opened, other colors blossomed. His senses did no longer shut down and it made sense, after all: energy needs no rest.

But sleeping was the only way he knew, to invoke him. The creatures they met in that local group of Dimensions knew less than he did, some had no idea what an invocation was.

The dream world is the quickest way.

The voices of omniscience had never betrayed him, so it was worth trying. Maybe it would have been enough to enter any Dreamscape to do it.

I have to do it.

I have to know.

The dream world.

Bill looked around one last time and closed his eye. The eyelids dropped, hiding the empty room and the huge windows in the dark. In that Dimension night lasted 32 hours: he had enough time to try, without anyone bothering him.

It must work.

As soon as the room disappeared, the golden web of dreamlike streets emerged from the dark, each leading to a different Dreamscape. Bill tried to descend beyond the streets, into the non-existent space between them: he only managed to slip inside a different road.

He entered a Dreamscape and tried with the invocation: nothing happened, the dream remained identical, the owner did not even notice his presence, focused as he was to win a stupid race. Bill snorted and left, retracing the bridge that would have led him to a new dream road.

There was not a road on the other side of the bridge, but another Dreamscape. Inside there was a representation of the universe in which he was, with its galaxies of sugar that dispersed dust with each rotation. Bill sat in midair, crossed his legs and pointed his finger at the larger star: it swelled like a balloon, the deep sound of red faded into white breath. As the star grew larger, the black surrounding brightened with blue, a delicate cello sound that accompanied the star with that increasingly intense breath.

Suddenly, the white exploded. It stifled the blue, erased the red, filled the black and all that was left was only a slow, dazzling breath.

"You managed to see the stars explode."

A long tail scented with paper and tea floated in front of him, a piano note in the peaceful breath. Bill loosened his crossed legs and turned around.

In front of him, he saw the immense figure of the Axolotl, floating lazily in that senseless white space. His round eyes were the same as that first dream billion of years ago, and his mouth was always curved in the same placid smile. Even his appendages were identical and they swayed, emitting the sweet scent of red.

"You haven't changed at all," Bill said.

"But you have changed a lot, Lelx." As always, his voice came from the surrounding space while his mouth remained closed in the usual gentle smile.

"That's not my name anymore."

"Oh, right." The Axolotl floated around him, slow and curious just like the first time. "Bill Cipher. A name that took you far."

Bill turned with him, following the Axolotl in his orbit.

"You have expanded your knowledge," the Axolotl continued. "You have given wisdom, friendship and death. You spoke, explored and created, as you wanted. You have changed a lot." His voice took on an even more loving inflection. "But only on the outside. You're always the same inside."

Bill raised an eyebrow, his eye bent in an ironic smile.

"Oh really?"

"Yes."

Bill gave a short nasal laugh.

"And what do I have that is "the same"?"

The Axolotl was still smiling, without any signs of being annoyed by his laughter or his tone.

"After all this time, you still miss your home," he kindly replied.

Bill stopped spinning with him, his arms dropped to his sides.

And he burst into a loud laughter.

"MY HOME!" he howled, laughing, both hands on his shape. "As if I could ever miss that pathetic Dimension!" He raised a hand to wipe a tear of mirth from his eye. "Sorry to disappoint you, Frilly, but if there's a place that I really don't miss, that's..."

"Don't lie to yourself, Bill Cipher," the Axolotl interrupted him, still kindly. "You know what I mean by "home"."

The laughter died away, leaving only white breath around. Bill looked down at himself, at his hands pressed on his golden shape. The shape he had chosen when he could have any other.

"Home" was not his Dimension. It was not even his parents. It was the memory of his childhood, of the family around him. It was the memory of his room, of books that filled the shelf, of crumpled sheets that overflowed from the bin, of his desk full of holes for the too many sheets he had engraved, writing as he wrote in the Second Dimension.

It was the memory of the kitchen, of shelves that only his mother could reach, of scents of meat and vegetables, of stains on her apron, of the softness of her hands when she stroked his sides and of her eyelashes on him, when she held him in her arms.

It was the memory of his sisters' rooms, which overflowed with lace and sewing fabrics. Of their indistinct and mysterious shapes, always so focused on Women's works. It was the memory of his younger brother's room, of the cradle in which he rested, which had been used for all the other brothers before him. It was the sound of his joyful wailing whenever he saw him and wanted to play, of the occasional crying, of his father reading stories to the small Shape, sitting in the chair by the door.

And most importantly, it was the memory of his father's study. Of the burning fireplace, of how they sat behind the desk and his father kept him on his knees, as he opened the ledger and showed him what was written on it. It was the memory of the safe behind the bookcase, of the two-and-a-half key turns, of the box in which his father kept his two glow points. It was the cold consistency of the scales, the engraving pen of his father, the rustling of papers, the monocle that magnified everything as if by magic, the hand of his father that surrounded his own.

Fingers folded, hands closed in fists. Bill looked up at the Axolotl and for a moment he felt small and helpless, a lost gray Triangle that wandered around because what he wanted had been lost forever.

Anger filled his veins, a fire that rekindled him and stifled the gray. He was no longer like that! He was different! He was Bill Cipher! He could do it all!

"I don't miss home!" He retorted, his bright yellow flashing. "Now I have the whole Multiverse for me! And I have new friends! I have better creatures with me!"

"It's true," the Axolotl confirmed, "But you'll never have that home again. You will never be able to go back." A veil of kindness softened his figure. "You told yourself that you don't miss it so many times, that it has become the truth for you. But we both know it's still a lie."

"I'm not here for this, Axolotl!" Bill snapped, raising his arm violently, as if to drive away those annoying words. "I looked for you for something different! I need to talk to you!"

"And I'm here to listen to you," the Axolotl replied. Once again, he gave no sign of being annoyed by his sharp reply: indeed, he stopped turning around to give him more attention. "Just ask."

Bill lowered his arms. He closed his eye and took a deep breath. The question he had for months hesitated on the tip of his tongue, waiting.

He opened his eye again and looked at the Axolotl.

"What's beyond?"

The Axolotl did not pretend to be surprised. He just smiled.

"You tell me."

Bill raised his arms.

"The Multiverse is made of Ten Dimensions," he began. "The first is the line, the second is the plane, the third is solid, the fourth is time. The fifth includes all the possible futures of a universe, the sixth allows you to move from one to the other of these possible futures. The seventh includes all the possible births and deaths of the universe. The eighth includes all the universes, each with a different beginning and with its network of possible futures. Network in which one can move through the Ninth Dimension." He closed his hand into a fist. "And finally there's the Tenth Dimension: the whole Multiverse, which includes all possible universes, with all their possible births, with all their networks, with all their possible futures."

Bill lowered his arms and looked at the Axolotl.

"The Multiverse is the end, there's nothing beyond. With the omniscience power, I've seen other infinite alternative versions of me, in infinite alternative Dimensions. Even Pyronica, which I thought was the last one left, actually has alternative versions still alive - even if completely different from her. But I've never seen any version of you. You are nowhere in the Multiverse. There are no versions of you, anywhere, in the ten dimensions."

He moved towards the Axolotl.

"There's something beyond the Multiverse," he declared. "There's something beyond the Tenth Dimension. And you are there."

The Axolotl was silent, the sound of pink filling the breath of white around them. Then, his smile widened into an even gentler one.

"Yes."

That simple confirmation left him breathless. Bill looked down at his hands, at his empty palms. A flower of awareness blossomed at the center of his shape, a spark that flared the connections in his mind. The pieces took place, the strings joined and, what he thought was a finished picture, widened its ends.

There are other dimensions beyond the Tenth.

It doesn't end everything with the Multiverse.

There isn't only this Multiverse.

"Reality is an illusion," he murmured. "The Dimensions I visited, the creatures I spoke with, the stars I burned, everything I saw, myself, everything is an illusion. None of this exists. Everything is only frequency." He touched his arm. "It is all stimuli. Everything around me is a stimulus and a wave. My mind translates those stimuli such as touch, sight, sound, and smell. But they're not really that... and the Multiverse," he continued, spreading his arms. "The Multiverse is only a part! It's not the whole reality! Its particles are part of a whole! I only looked at one part and never at the whole thing!"

"But the whole and the part are united," the Axolotl said to him, in a gentle tone. "It only changes the way you see them. It's as if you're looking into a room with two peepholes, one in front and one on the side. From the peepholes, you see two different creatures moving in sync: you will think they're separate, but connected by some magical force that makes them move together. But those two moving creatures are the same creature. So what you see as a part is actually the whole, but seen from different perspectives. You always have reality in front of you: what changes is your perspective ."

Bill looked up at the Axolotl.

"I want to go beyond the Tenth Dimension," he declared. "I want to reach you, in the place where you are. I don’t want to see reality through peepholes: I want to see reality in its entirety, as you see it."

The Axolotl raised his paws towards him.

"Isn't the Multiverse enough anymore?" He asked, with a tone full of affection. "It's so big and beautiful, so full of wonderful life, so florid and lively."

"There are others!"

"But no one is as beautiful and vivid as yours," said the Axolotl. "There are still many things to see and worlds to know. There are other colors, which you never imagined. There are other stories you never heard of. There is still so much that you haven't seen."

The tip of a finger touched Bill's side in a small caress.

"Don't be in a hurry," the Axolotl continued. "There is still a lot for you in this Multiverse. Keep looking and knowing and maybe, one day, you'll be able to reach me."

His smile widened.

"If you want, I have some advice for you, Bill Cipher: you love chaos, it's a part of you and you like to spread it in all Dimensions. But the chaos spread aimlessly is senseless," he said. "Find a purpose in chaos. Use the rules that are part of you to extend your powers, just as you did with the deals. Get to know these possibilities and you will also know yourself better." A new, small caress. "Or ignore my advice and go another way. Unleash pure chaos and let yourself be devoured by it. Choose what you prefer, but always remember that every choice will lead to consequences."

Bill crossed his arms and looked at him with a pouting eye.

"I should look for knowledge, shouldn't I?" He asked. "That's why you gave me these powers: to know more. And you also gave me free will, if I remember correctly. So why do you deny it to me now?" He raised his arms. "Have I ever had it, if now my choices are reduced to following your advice or being consumed by chaos?"

"You have always had it," the Axolotl reassured him. "And you always will. You're in control of your destiny."

"I'm not fully in control!" Bill replied. "My every decision is always influenced by the past and the future! I can see all the results of any choice I make and I cannot create a new one, because they're all already written." He approached the Axolotl, floating closer to his gigantic muzzle. "Free will doesn't exist!"

The Axolotl waved his long floating tail, his smile seemed to soften even more.

"Look at the matter," he replied. "Deep down in the strings of this Multiverse, everything exists in a state of continuous probabilistic fluctuation. Everything can be and not be. The outcomes you see are not predetermined, but they move in the same state of probabilistic fluctuation as everything else and they begin to exist, only when you choose them. There aren't already established paths: it's you who creates them. Your will is no longer opposed by others and what you want to do, you can do. Everything you want to do can be made exactly how you want it."

Bill snorted.

"It's not true free will," he replied. "I want to be truly free! Free from leaders, from laws, from the Multiverse! I want to be beyond everything! I want to create beyond all rules! I want to know beyond all limits!"

He lowered his arms.

"I explored the Third Dimension, I moved along the Fourth and saw the Fifth," he continued. "I jumped through the Sixth Dimension, understood the Seventh, explored the Eighth and jumped again through the Ninth. Now I see the Tenth and my gaze reaches the boundaries of the Multiverse." He stared at the Axolotl with a defiant look. "I want to jump again. And I will do it."

The Axolotl curled around him as if to protect him.

"How luxuriant your mind has become in a couple of millennia of freedom," he said. "How easy it is for you to think multi-dimensionally, when once only seeing the Third Dimension was a difficult challenge! And yet, despite everything you've learned, you still strive for more, you still have so much craving for knowledge that burns inside you." His smile softened. "What a prodigious mind you have, you little, multiversal miracle."

The Axolotl floated around him.

"Our visions of free will will always be opposite," he said. "But what's left is that you are free to choose, Bill Cipher. Do whatever you want."

Bill floated backward as if a gentle current had pushed him away. The Axolotl stretched his muzzle to reach him,  floating in the white breath.

"Just remember," he added, in a more severe voice. "Whatever your choice will be, be ready to face the consequences."

White breathed harder behind him, closer, too close. Bill spun around in front of the white wall...

And he snapped his eye open, finding himself in front of an open window, illuminated by the first light of dawn.

 

Notes:

Phew, what a conversation! I hope this explains a lot about Bill. It was quite hard to include "free will doesn't exist", "misses home and can't return", the idea of ten dimensions and where the Axolotl truly is. Bill's idea and the Axolotl's ideas are actually truly theories about free will and its existence - it's all interesting stuff, but it's damn hard xD

And yes, Bill's need is just *this* big. It's unbelievably big - and completely crazy and insane. But, as the Axolotl warned him, whatever he will do, Bill will have to face the consequences of his actions.

See you next week ~

Chapter 27: ACT IV - Twenty-seven

Notes:

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Chapter Text

ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

CHAPTER 27

 

Bill was panting, sitting cross-legged in front of the dawn's light that came from the wavy horizon. He sprang to his feet and his legs bent under him, making him sway, unstable. He stumbled forward, stretched out his arms and clung to the windowsill, before falling.

Shivers ran down his arms, his head throbbed, the words the Axolotl told him repeated on a loop, as if their meeting were a dream fading away. The red horizon looked too much like the laced appendages of the Axolotl: Bill still felt his black eyes staring at him, above that stupid gentle smile. Why was he always smiling? What was he so happy about, all the time?

Bill left the windowsill and stumbled backward, until he found enough balance to stand on his legs without falling. He had never got back on his feet with such difficulty after a jump into the dream world. It was all the Axolotl's fault. And of his stupid smile and of him being so stupidly understanding. Why did he have to be so stupidly understanding? It was irritating. Always so good, kind and helpful. That know-it-all had even started to give him advice!

" Find purpose in chaos. "

"But what's left is that you are free to choose, Bill Cipher. Do whatever you want."

"Whatever your choice will be, be ready to face the consequences."

Wow, awesome, very useful indeed. Too bad it was not. He did not need a father to give him advice. He had his friends. He had people ready to bow to his command. He did not need a know-it-all.

"Don't be in a hurry. There is still a lot for you in this Multiverse. Keep looking and knowing and maybe, one day, you'll be able to reach me."

The memory irritated him even more. Bill turned his back on the window and marched to the other side of the empty room, stamping his feet with each step. Stupid Axolotl, giving him advice and orders. And he also thought he knew Bill so well, just because he was omniscient! Just because he was wandering in his special place outside the Multiverse, doing nothing but floating and being cute, while Dimensions were born around him!

Well, Bill was not like him. He was a busy guy. He was not always in the same place, playing the role of the cute magnanimous God, happily satisfied with just watching what others were doing. He traveled, knew, made deals, and fought. He was the Maker and the Destroyer, he was the Lord of Chaos, the Dream Demon, the All-Seeing Eye.

Bill stopped in front of the empty wall, its cream-colored surface seemed to glow under the dawn’s red light. He turned back to the window, to the red light that filled the sky and poured into the room, on the floor, hit his limbs and made his yellow more sparkling.

Although the results of his every choice were already written and free will did not exist, he was still free to choose one result. No Circle could stop him, no Time Baby could oppose him, no other creature could give him orders. Not even the Axolotl.

He returned to the window, facing the red light of dawn, the red that sang with the same sound as the appendages of the Axolotl.

“You are free to choose, Bill Cipher. Do whatever you want."

Bill grabbed the edge of the windowsill, holding it between his fingers. From the abyss of his powers he could see the Multiverse as a huge whole. The Dimensions inside were only points: Dimensions with the same birth orbited nearby, creating subsets and moving away from those with different births. They were irregular clusters of points that orbited closer together, linked by pentadimensional paths that took shape in the Sixth Dimension. And the subsets were connected by the great pathways that made up the Ninth Dimension, incredibly long and invisible roads that only he could travel.

Bill looked at that pattern, those clusters that had billions of Dimensions inside, looked at the large, ninth-dimensional paths, he moved further to look from the whole edge of that Multiverse, infinitely larger than he had imagined once, infinitely smaller than what he knew now.

There's more beyond the Multiverse. There are other Multiverses.

And there's him.

Dawn bathed him in red light. Bill squeezed the edge of the windowsill, hoisted himself on it and stood, holding on to the window. The power seethed in him, radiated like ribbons around his shape, like discharges in the air, like invisible frequencies. He watched the sunrise again, challenging it, challenging the Axolotl to stop him, challenging anyone to stop him.

But nobody could do it, because he was free to choose the path he wanted.

He raised one hand and snapped his fingers.

 


 

Something's wrong.

That thought tormented Kryptos so much, to woke him up and look for Bill.

He had asked all the servants and none of them had seen him, nor had received his orders for hours. The guards had not seen him out of the palace. Amorphus Shape, who was walking around the building, had not seen him anywhere. The last time they saw him was during dinner, when they were all together and Bill had entertained them with his chatter.

"Maybe he's in his rooms," 8-Ball had said to him, shrugging. "Doing those dream jumps he likes so much."

And it made sense. It made so much sense that he should have calmed down. He should have shrugged too, said to himself that 8-Ball was right and relaxed. But he could not, because that damned thought kept repeating itself in his mind like a loop.

Something's wrong.

Bill was not in the antechamber. The library was empty, as well as the living room.

"Bill?"

Nobody answered him.

Something's wrong.

He called the others and they split up, looking for Bill. Teeth and Keyhole went to the east side, 8-Ball and Paci-fire to the west, Amorphus Shape to the meditation room. Kryptos, on the other hand, headed for the large living room, with Hectorgon and Pyronica.

Something's wrong.

He was almost running, out of breath, his eye staring straight ahead. He heard the voices of Teeth, Keyhole and 8-Ball calling Bill, far from him. Still no answer.

Bad sign.

"Where did he go?" Pyronica growled between her teeth. Even though she was behind him, Kryptos could very well imagine her predatory gaze without having to turn around.

A memory, Pyronica sitting beside him on a slope, her eyes downcast.

"You're right. I noticed it too."

Bill's dimensional jumps were faster and his behavior was stranger. Like now. And Pyronica noticed it too.

"Now, however, he's more frustrated. As if something annoys him."

And that strange behavior had led to the longest jump Bill had ever made, the first through the Ninth Dimension. The jump that triggered that change in Bill.

Something's wrong.

Kryptos pushed the door with both hands.

The room was empty, the red light of dawn poured from the open windows. Kryptos stepped inside, looking around: no sign of Bill.

"It's not like him to disappear like that," Hectorgon said, across the room. Pyronica leaned out of a window and Kryptos approached her.

"Did you find something?" he asked.

"Nothing."

"I haven't found him," he heard Amorphus Shape, her voice getting closer as she entered the room.

"What about the others?" Pyronica asked.

"They're coming," she replied. "They didn't find anything either."

Kryptos leaned out of the window. Bill was not there, yet there was something there. Like an echo of his presence, of the yellow of his shape.

"He was here," he murmured. His arms, legs, eye were throbbing. He walked away from the window, backwards, and his blood throbbed more slowly.

Closer.

"Not too long ago," Pyronica agreed. Kryptos heard her heels on the floor, as she moved slowly across the room.

Kryptos reached the central window and the pulse got louder, drums filled his mind, his breath felt short. Bill had been there and everyone could feel it. A remnant of his power that attracted them like a magnet.

He heard the others rushing forward.

"Here!" Pyronica called them.

Kryptos touched the windowsill.

He blinked and the building disappeared. The city outside the window disappeared. The window disappeared. The dawn disappeared.

He blinked and they were floating in a space of pitch black, an ocean of nothing, more empty than any galactic supervoid.

"What happened?" Pyronica yelled, hysterical. Her flames were the only light in that ocean of darkness. "Where did we end up?"

Kryptos blinked a second time. Lit by Pyronica's light, he could see that the space above them was not the same as the one behind them, despite being made of the same black: it was flattening and curving as if it were...

A ceiling?

Space curved into a very thin arch, barely visible in the distance, as far as their eyes could see. Above and below, it seemed to converge towards the horizon, towards a line, a line in which...

A yellow light, brighter than the stars, more golden than anything else. A triangular, very small light, on the line of that horizon.

"Bill?"

Something's wrong.

 


 

At long, long last.

After millennia of travel, after centuries of jumps, after having plunged deeper and deeper into the ocean of his powers, he had finally arrived there. After seeing everything, his eye finally fell on the furthest thing possible: the edge of the Multiverse.

It was a starless band, black and thin - the thinnest ever. It was the perfect region, the curve of the oval. In other places, the Multiverse was as thick as the whole Dimensions, but where it curved, the thickness was reduced to a few trillion light years.

Bill took a deep breath. Power pulsed in his veins, drummed in his shape, radiated like light from a star. He felt it touch the black wall of the Multiverse, press against it.

I'm finally here.

He put both hands on the edge of the Multiverse and felt an invisible force press against his palms, opposing his touch, as if they were two magnets with the same pole repelling each other.

A law of balance.

He almost laughed. So that was the final obstacle that prevented him from leaving the Multiverse? A stupid, little law of balance?

He was not just any creature, forced to follow the laws. He was not a simple star, which could be contained. He was not a Dimension, motionless in the Multiverse. He was far above any creature, far above the Dimensions and infinitely above the laws. He was special and unique. He was the Lord of the ten dimensions.

And after that jump, he would have been a God like the Axolotl.

His power flew along his arms, through veins and arteries. Bill felt it in his palms and up his fingers, one by one, surrounding them with the same throbbing golden aura he had seen that first time millennia ago, in the prison where they had locked him up when he was not yet Bill.

He pushed against that force, that stupid law of multiversal balance that tried to oppose him, the God of the Multiverse. Nobody could oppose him. Nobody could stop him. He was a God!

The law kept opposing him, the force was still rejecting him.

How did it dare to oppose him? How dare it DENY him what he wanted?

I AM THE GOD OF THE MULTIVERSE!

Bill dove deeper into the ocean of his powers, reached the bottom and made the water rise. The ground shook, his shape shook, the space around him shook. The power that flowed through him became denser, became his blood and his flesh. He felt it flow golden under his skin, he felt it dripping from his eye like tears, he felt it radiating from his shape.

You can do everything.

The black of his arms turned yellow, it became metal and trumpet blasts. Bill laughed, a short laugh full of satisfaction, of will to live, of the same drunken triumph he had experienced in a previous life, in the now-dead Dimension of Roule, when colors surrounded and overwhelmed him.

Now there were only yellow and black, around him and part of him.

I AM THE LORD OF THIS WORLD!

The edge of the Multiverse trembled under his hands, the balance force started to crack.

AND I WILL BE THE LORD OF ALL WORLDS!

The balance force broke, under the immense thrust of his power. Bill's fingers filled that infinitesimal distance that separated him from the wall of the Multiverse. He felt its cold, smooth surface against his knuckles, his power came into contact with the edge of the Tenth Dimension.

And all black disappeared in an explosion of white.

 


 

He had seen that triangular figure for millennia, to not recognize it at first glance. Kryptos floated towards him, an outstretched hand, relief and fear alternating in his mind.

Why is he here?

Where is "here"?

"Kryptos, stop." Hectorgon grabbed his other wrist. His voice was frightened, the words overlapped trembling. "Stop, I..."

"What's Bill doing over there?" Pyronica asked.

A dazzling white light emanated from where Bill was. An explosion more intense than anything else, blinding more than a thousand supernovae, a power that even Bill could not have matched hit him, erasing the yellow of his shape and the black of space in the blink of an eye.

Kryptos screamed and jerked forward, one hand reaching out for him.

"BILL!"

For a moment he thought he saw him turn, amid that blinding whiteness.

Pyronica's arms wrapped around him and pushed him back, against Hectorgon and against her, her hair brushed against his top, while she curled up and squeezed her eye shut. The dazzling white light ran towards them, consuming space and time.

"BILL!"

He saw Amorphus Shape's black vines, wrapping all around them.

And finally white hit them and erased everything else.

 

END OF CHAPTER 27

END OF ACT IV - MULTIVERSE

Notes:

Welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A void is a vast region of space which contains very few or no galaxies at all. When a void is very, very large (like, stupidly large) it's called supervoid.
One of the most famous voids is the Boötes void, which is stupidly large. In a space this big, there should be approximately 2.000 galaxies: well, the Boötes void had 60. According to scientists, if we had been in the center of Boötes void, we wouldn't have known there were other galaxies until 1960. How friggin' cool and terrifying is this? I love it.

Chapter 28: ACT V - Twenty-eight

Notes:

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ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 28

 

The white explosion erased every word, every sound, every thought. Kryptos felt nothing, except for Hectorgon's mouth pressed against his back, his hand around his wrist, Pyronica's arms squeezing him hard against her chest, the motionless caress of her hair.

Outside that suffocating squeeze there was only white, white that burned the eye and deleted every sight.

Have I gone blind?

Although his mouth was pressed against Pyronica's arm, he still managed to breathe and her flames did not enter his mouth, nor had any taste. Maybe she had turned them off. Kryptos did not know, he could not see their color. He could not even see his own.

The white explosion began to recede, an echo that was slowly fading away, to the rhythm of his long breaths. The black reappeared: a blue black, still lit by the dazzling light that was slowly going out. Hectorgon did not move, Pyronica either. He remembered Amorphus Shape's vines: was she there too, with them? Was she still there?

White dissolved, blue became darker and darker, fading into black again. No sound arose from the silence left by the white.

Kryptos had not even realized he had closed his eye and realized it, only by lifting his eyelid again. They were surrounded by a normal, black universe, a space like many others, dotted with myriads of stars. Many formed galaxies, in which yellow and red alternated. The closest, however, shone with a gentle white light.

It wasn't the same place they were in before.

Where did we end up?

Pyronica's arms still held him tight. Looking up, Kryptos saw her head bowed, her eye shut and her legs pulled against her chest to protect them. Amorphus Shape's lianas surrounded her, black ribbons against the pink of Pyronica's skin.

It had all been too quick. Bill on the horizon, how Kryptos held out a hand, Hectorgon taking his arm, Pyronica holding them, Amorphus Shape wrapping them all with her lianas. She had just enough time to grab them all, before that blinding explosion threw them in that unknown place.

Where are the others?

That sudden thought made him look back at the black space of the unknown Dimension in which they were.

They had split up to find Bill. Teeth and Keyhole went one way, 8-Ball and Paci-fire took another direction. He remembered their voices, the nod they exchanged, before separating.

But then they were going to reach him, Hectorgon, Pyronica and Amorphus. They were joining them in the lounge. He remembered Pyronica and Amorphus Shape talking about it, as he walked towards the window.

"What about the others?"

"They're coming."

Then he touched the windowsill and... something was left there. A remnant of Bill's power, the same power that had attracted them to that room. As soon as Kryptos touched it, the power activated and the four of them had ended up in the same place where Bill was.

Were the others left behind? Were they still in the palace, looking for them? Hours should've passed since their disappearance. Teeth was probably scared to death, Keyhole was sweeping the whole room while searching for clues. Maybe 8-Ball moved to look outside the building, while Paci-fire was scaring every single creature, to get more information.

We have to contact them. Perhaps they had seen the white explosion and sensed that something was wrong. Maybe they realized Bill was involved in some way.

But what good would it do? Even if they had seen the explosion, how could Kryptos, Hectorgon, Pyronica and Amorphus Shape contact them? We don't have any idea where we ended up! Maybe they were very far away, maybe they had jumped through the Ninth Dimension and ended up in a different cluster of Dimensions. How would they go back? They couldn't do it without...

Bill!

Kryptos looked around frantically.

Where's Bill?

Bill's image was still lingering in front of his eye, his triangular silhouette against the black background of that strange ocean of nothingness, which seemed to narrow on the horizon. With each blink of his eye, he saw his motionless triangular shape, which radiated light and power. The last time yellow had shone, before being submerged by white.

Where is he?

The explosion had started from where he was and had hit him fully. That dazzling light had annihilated everything and its power had been so strong, to throw the four of them into a different Dimension. What had happened to Bill, who was so close to the explosion?

Is he still alive?

Kryptos kept searching among the stars, looking everywhere, attracted by every speck of golden light, hoping that one of them would be Bill. He could not have died, not for this. He had lived for millennia, destroyed entire universes with the snap of his fingers, he had the power to jump through Dimensions. He could not be dead, it was not possible.

But that explosion was the most devastating thing they had ever seen. It was much stronger than Bill. It was much stronger than any Dimension-destroying blue flame.

What happened?

How did it happen?

He can't be dead.

A golden light caught his eye, but it was just a star a bit brighter than the others. He moved his gaze to the opposite side and, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed something in the area of space he had just looked at. There was something out of place, a less intense yellow that had been confused between the bright lights of the stars.

He looked back in that direction, focusing on each star, on each black space, waiting for that something to come up again. And it did.

There was something in that direction, something with limbs of the same black as the space around and a shape of the same yellow as the stars. Something that floated adrift, in the black of the firmament.

Bill!

Kryptos wriggled and managed to slip out of Pyronica's grip. She shook herself out of her trance, her arms spread, Amorphus Shape's lianas loosened. Kryptos’ arm escaped from under Hectorgon's hand and he floated towards Bill.

He was still intact, his shape a simple yellow, his eye closed.

He can't be dead!

"Bill!"

 


 

He was floating.

He floated weightlessly on a black sea, lost in his senses and with his senses lost. Pain throbbed in his mind, pain throbbed everywhere, but there was no real pain. It was like when that Circle whipped him, but there was no Circle, no whip, no pain, no fun.

There was nothing and it was far worse.

He did it, he managed to touch the edge of the Multiverse. He had broken the law of equilibrium that wanted to keep him inside, along with all other mortal creatures. He had felt the edge of the Multiverse against his fingers, smooth and delicate as glass. Beyond that edge, there were other unknown Dimensions, higher than the Tenth. There was a different state of everything. It was all there.

It was one step away.

It was one jump away.

It was one whisper away.

But the wall of the Multiverse had pushed him back. The white explosion had hit him, erasing everything, erasing him. For a single moment, everything had been just pain. His skin burned in the heat, blood evaporated in the unbearable temperature, bones had been turned to ash.

Just a moment, an instant of pure pain. He had not even had time to scream, because there was nothing left of him that could do it. His shape had caught fire, had become dust and ashes, fragments that had been annihilated by the dazzling white.

And now he was nothing.

No bones, no blood, no flesh. Nothing.

That is not how it was supposed to go. He should have made the jump out of the Multiverse. He had the power to do it. He had the strongest will that existed, in this or any other Multiverse! He was unique. He was the All-Seeing Eye, the Maker and the Destroyer, the God of the Multiverse. He should have done it! He was so sure he could! He had made it!

But the Multiverse had opposed him. Those stupid laws had opposed him once again.

Curse this place!

Curse these laws!

Cursed the Dimensions that brought me here!

And now, what did he have? NOTHING! That horrible, empty abyss of NOTHING that had become! No pain, no victory, no flesh, nothing nothing NOTHING!

CURSE YOU ALL!

He opened his eye and saw the black space above him, dotted with distant stars. The hated, usual space of the Multiverse, of a common galaxy. Everywhere in the Multiverse, STILL in the Multiverse.

CURSE THE MULTIVERSE THAT BROUGHT ME HERE!

"Bill!"

He heard Kryptos' voice and turned his gaze: the Square was flying at full speed towards him. His gaze was full of relief.

What was there to be so relieved about? What was so funny, when he had just lost everything?

"Bill!" Kryptos seemed on the verge of tears. He reached him and put a hand on his arm. "How are you? What happened? Are y…?"

Words died on his tongue. Kryptos looked down, stared at his fingers resting on his arm. Slowly, the pupil went up along the limb, reached the shoulder, until it met Bill's gaze. His eye was wide open, shocked, with a hint of fear in his parted lips.

"What happened to you?" He murmured.

Bill pulled his arm out of his grasp and floated away, bringing the limb against his shape. Kryptos was still staring at him, with that frightened, worried expression.

He noticed it.

Kryptos had touched him, but Bill no longer had skin and bones and blood to touch. And Kryptos must have felt the difference... whatever it was, when a being made of flesh and blood touched what Bill had become.

"Bill!" he heard Pyronica's voice.

Kryptos still looked at him in shock, waiting for an explanation. His eye was unbearable, it was a boulder, it was a wall, it was a thousand questions that wanted an answer, it was a film that looped over his failure.

Stop that!

Bill glared at him.

Not a word. Never. With nobody.

"Bill! You're alive!" Pyronica arrived, along with Hectorgon and Amorphus Shape. Hectorgon let out a deep sigh of relief.

"For a moment I thought you were dead, damn you!" He exclaimed. "I got so damn scared!"

"What happened?" Amorphus Shape asked, her five eyes looking around. "Where are we?"

Bill looked away. Anger throbbed in his fractured mind, pounding against its cracked walls. He wanted to scream until he broke that Dimension with his yells. He wanted to crush stones in his hands. He wanted to be alone. He wanted to scream again, until he finally heard something again in his empty shape.

But the others were in front of him, looking at him, analyzing his gestures, waiting for his decision. He was their boss and he could not be weak.

"Where are the others?" He managed to give his voice a firm tone, with a slight bored inflection. Nobody reacted suspiciously.

Pyronica looked around.

"They were reaching us." She looked at him again. "Maybe they're not here and they're still at the palace."

Bill closed his eye. He felt his eyelids tremble, his anger barely held behind his teeth. The voices of omniscience had become inaudible whispers. The ocean of powers was motionless, dense and suffocating, the bottom unreachable.

He reopened his eye, turned his back on his friends and floated away, pretending to think. When he was distant enough, he brought a hand close to him and snapped his fingers.

It was a small snap, with a muffled noise. Bill clenched his teeth and snapped his fingers once, twice, three times: nothing but small, timid sounds.

He was blocked. He could no longer jump between Dimensions.

He squeezed his eye tight, screams screeched inside him, which clawed and banged against his mind. He wished he could have skin to cut, bones to break, veins to bite. He wanted to shatter himself, just to feel SOMETHING AND NOT JUST THE SCREAMS, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, ENOUGH!

"You hate the cage..."

Why, why THAT too? Wasn't it enough to have become a shadow of his former self? Having become just pure energy, which still had a shape only thanks to his will? Why also TAKE THE DIMENSIONAL JUMPS AWAY FROM HIM? I DON'T DESERVE THIS, IT IS MY SEARCH FOR KNOWLEDGE! IT'S MY JOURNEY BEYOND EVERY LAW AND BORDER! WHY DENYING THIS TOO?

"... But it’ll be in a cage, that you will spend most of your life."

The screams increased, piercing shrieks ripped pieces of his mind, broke them in half, shattered them into millions of splinters.

It wasn't fair, it wasn't fair, IT WASN'T FAIR! He was special and unique! The Lord of the Multiverse! Above everything and everyone! I DON'T DESERVE ALL OF THIS, NOTHING! CURSE THE MULTIVERSE! CURSE THE RULES! CURSE THE LAWS! CURSE…!

"Bill, are you alright?"

Bill snapped his eye open and spun around. Pyronica, Hectorgon, Kryptos and Amorphus Shape were all there and they were all looking at him, perplexed. They were waiting for his decision. They were looking at him and saw something that had the shape of their boss.

If they know...

He was the boss, the one who always had an ace up his sleeve and who always knew what to say. He was the guide, the God, the leader. He was the one who protected them and gave them powers, the one who was always standing.

If they knew that something had happened to him, that he had become so weak, that he could no longer jump between Dimensions... they...

NO, NO, NO!

They would leave him.

They would go away. Why stay with someone who can no longer do anything? Why be with him, if it meant getting stuck there? They would leave him behind and go away. They could still do it, right? They were still made of flesh and blood. They were still alive and happy, they were not shadows of their former selves, they were not mutilated like him, they had not been crushed by the CURSED LAWS OF THE MULTIVERSE THAT HAD OPPOSED HIM AND MADE HIM NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING!

His arms fell to his sides. Bill lowered his eyelids and, in that slow movement, he felt the anger grow: a colossal monster that growled, trampling on the pieces of his shattered mind.

He opened his eye again.

Nobody will know. I won't stay here alone forever.

"The others aren't in the palace," he replied, his voice empty and calm. He put his hands behind the shape and turned his back on his companions. "They've been brought here too."

"And where are they?" Pyronica asked.

Bill looked around, his eye half-closed.

"This place is very large," he replied, in a bored voice, "And many different creatures live there."

He turned back to them.

"I want to make my kingdom," he declared. "We will go from planet to planet, we will talk to all those who live here and I will persuade them to join me. From visit to visit, we will also find Teeth, Keyhole, 8-Ball and Paci-fire."

The four stared at him with wide eyes and open mouths, as if he had just said something completely crazy.

"Do you want... why?" Pyronica asked, raising her arms.

"Why not?" he replied. "I've never had a kingdom that was mine. I'll make one here."

"But why right here?" Hectorgon pursed his lips. "We've just arrived, we know nothing about this place and instead of looking for the others immediately..."

"Maybe I didn't make myself clear," Bill interrupted him, his voice so sharp, that he could have cut the Hexagon in half. "I didn't ask for your opinion. This WILL BE my kingdom. PERIOD."

Hectorgon gaped, Pyronica lowered her arms. Kryptos was motionless, dazed, his eye filled with dread.

"In the end, we would still do as you want, wouldn't we?" It was Amorphus Shape who broke that stasis: there was a timid hint of fun in her deep voice, her eyes moved from Hectorgon, to Pyronica to Bill. "As always."

Hectorgon shook himself out of his trance: he closed his mouth and rubbed his mustache.

"As always," he repeated, a hint of uneasiness in his tone.

"Yes... as always." Even Pyronica's frozen expression gradually melted into a slight smile.

"Okay," the Hexagon talked again, this time with a hint of liveliness. "Let's make this kingdom."

 

Notes:

Bill is still alive. He's not well at all, but he's still alive. Well, if you can call THIS "life".

But how was Bill able to survive? Because he was made of energy. He killed himself the first time, when he burned his old body in the Second Dimension. Then, he made himself a new body, a new powerful shape, new flesh, new blood.

When the blinding explosion hit him, it burned away his body, but his core is made of pure energy, so it can't be destroyed that easily. He was lucky enough to get what was left of himself together and create something that resembles a physical form.
While his mind... well, it hasn't been this lucky.

So Bill is on the verge of death, his powers are more limited than ever and he can't go anywhere. He has a plan, but will this plan work? And where are the others? We will see it in the next chapter.

Chapter 29: ACT V - Twenty-nine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 29

 

They had never truly explored a Dimension, one planet at a time. Bill always knew where life was and where it was not, so he took them only to the most interesting places: visiting one planet at a time, talking to all creatures, and even getting bored was something they had never done before.

But Bill wanted to talk. He wanted to sit and chat with each of those creatures, listen to them spill myriads of useless information on him, before taking the floor and discussing business.

Fortunately, that unknown Dimension - which only after eight visits they learned was called Dimension Zero - had an incredible amount of creatures different from each other: jelly beings, creatures with eight arms, rock giants, gas monsters, there were plenty of choices. And everyone had chosen that place to live.

"I like it here," a demon had told them as he handed out teacups. "I don't have much to do and it's relaxing not to hear my parent's voices. But sometimes those annoying Zalogre come here to do their wrestling tournaments. I always have to pay them to make them go away! But I don't have endless money!"

"A real problem," Bill replied, in his most sugary tone. "You don't deserve this: I'll stop the Zalogre and they won't bother you anymore. You just have to give me your support."

"Okay." The demon shrugged. "I've nothing left to lose now: I've already tried everything else."

But getting deals was not always that easy.

"What do I get, if I don't go there anymore?" The head of the Zalogre crossed all six arms. "I like that place: the idiot pays us and, if he doesn't, we train for free. Send him away."

"Let's make a deal." Bill held out his hand. "Give me your support and I'll give you a place to train that won't make you regret the old one."

At least deals still work.

Kryptos shrugged, trying to shake off even those uncomfortable thoughts. He still remembered the strange sensation he felt, when he touched Bill's arm. It had not been as usual, like when he grabbed his arm or patted him on the back. He could not explain it, but it was like... as if Bill were no longer solid. It had been like touching a magnetic field of opposite signs, which pushed him away by pressing against his skin. And his fingers had tingled, as if Bill had sent him very small electric shocks.

He squeezed his fingers tightly and pursed his lips, feeling like an idiot. The others would have laughed, to hear that absurd explanation. Magnets? Electricity? Bill was the same as always! Well, he was much, much more sulky than usual and he had bad mood swings. But perhaps it would have been enough to leave him alone and make him simmer, as Hectorgon had suggested.

" When young people are angry, they just need to let off steam, " he said. “ And Bill is basically a kid. Leave him alone and he'll get over it. "

Still, that scene kept repeating in a loop: he touched his arm, Bill slid it away, to bring it against his chest. Bill's expression was still vivid before his eye: a mixture of anger, fear and madness that made him look like a hunted animal. And then the peremptory order that had filled his mind.

Never talk to anyone about it.

Bill no longer raised the issue, nor clarified it. Nobody asked questions, waiting for him to talk about it, and he never did it again. When the five of them were alone, he would talk about the next visit, explain who they would meet, decide what they should do. The past no longer existed, the old Dimensions were no longer mentioned: Dimension Zero was the only one, the present and the immediate future. The white explosion had no longer been mentioned either and Bill had never explained what that strange, empty space was, why he was there, or what was the reason behind his anger.

 


 

"You thought you had found the ideal place. The perfect peace. But it rains acid on this planet and you can't go out for nine months."

"It's true…"

"And you can't even go to the nearby planets, because they're all already occupied."

"T... that’s also true!"

"You would like the weather to change, but how can you change it? You would like to move, but you cannot face an intergalactic journey. You are stuck here."

"How do you know all these things about me? Did you spy on me?"

"I don't need to spy on anyone, because I'm the All-Seeing Eye. I see everything, without needing to be here. I can read your wishes, even before you have them, and offer you a way to solve them."

"..."

"If you’re interested. Otherwise, I take my leave."

"How... how would you solve them?"

"By becoming the leader of this Dimension. If you support me, I will change the weather on your planet."

"You can do... this? How? Who are you, actually?"

"I am Bill Cipher and, if you accept, you will make the best deal of your entire existence."

 


 

"We already have a boss. We don't need you."

"Really? Your boss hasn't done a great job of giving you enough space. How many are you in here? Thirty?"

"... Twenty-five."

"To me, it seems a little too much. And your female is expecting children. Do you really want to give birth to them in this hole?"

"Things will get better! We're just waiting..."

"That more space will magically appear out of thin air? Or that your boss will build better shelters? The truth is that your precious boss is only interested in having more furs for his throne and you know it very well. You've seen it."

"We trust our boss: he's from our species. What do you know about us and our needs?"

"Do you want an example? I know you've been hunting spiked boars for years, using those stupid electrified spears that make them mad. You all know it, but you still use them because your boss orders it. You lost an arm, your woman a leg. In the meantime, your friend Youj trained three spiked boar cubs and they have proved themselves to be so docile, to play with his newborn son."

"These are not facts!"

"They are. You hunt a harmless species and sic it on yourself, just because your boss is an idiot. I may be from a different species, but I'm sure that getting torn by wild boars is not among your needs."

"It's temporary... things will improve."

"When? When you'll be dead? When your son will lose an arm or a leg or his life against one of those creatures? Things can change now. Right now, with the coming of a completely different creature! If you want to change everything, it’s up to each of you. You're hunters, your instincts never fail: do you really want to miss this opportunity or do you want to take things into your own hands? Join me, accept me as your leader and then things will change."

 


 

"It rains diamonds here, I have followers who respect me and my casino makes me earn good money. What could you give me that I don't have?"

"I don't know... freedom?"

"I'm the boss of this place, if it wasn't clear enough."

"And you're a wanted criminal in 15 different Dimensions. Maybe the guys who work for you have no problem turning a blind eye to a couple of diamonds passed under the table. But will you have enough to keep 15 Dimensions silent?"

"Are you... are you threatening me?"

"Why should I? I came in peace, just to make a deal. You know, there are many greedy people in this Dimension: some would be ready to cut their own arms, to have something more. While others are so desperate that even a "Thank you for your help" would be enough. Maybe said by a Time Police officer."

"..."

"..."

"What do you want?"

"It depends. How much do you think my silence is worth?"

"... okay, I will support your damn rise to power. Become the leader of this place, if you care. I'll convince everyone to support you."

"Excellent. And...?"

"And what?"

"Financing me would be quite nice, don't you think? You know, it would be a clear demonstration of your trust and respect for the new ruler of the Dimension."

 "Are you kidding me?!"

"It depends: how much do you like the Infinitentiary's cooking? Considering the name, I doubt your stay will be short."

"... urgh, fine. Let's close this fucking deal."

 


 

"I... I heard this name before."

"Hm?"

"All-Seeing Eye. My nana had told me when I was very young. It was linked to ancient rites, which had been handed down from nana to nephew over centuries: she was one of the last to practice them, but most had stopped believing it. They used objects related to earth and star cycles. Primitive stuff. And... and there were songs in pre-language. I think they were the last pre-language words still known. She told me they were songs of invocation, addressed to an omniscient God who traveled between Dimensions. But he wasn't one of those invisible Gods, no, everyone had seen him: he had appeared in the sky and had come down among the first inhabitants to give them knowledge. The songs were a way to thank him and beg him to come back. She told me that, one day in the future, the All Seeing Eye would return to our world, bringing a new seed of knowledge with him, to give birth to our species for a second time."

"Oh, wow, I'm surprised someone remembered my visit for such a long time! Most people proved themselves to be very rude: they haven't even talked to their grandchildren about me. It wouldn't have been too difficult, to thank me for a couple of generations at least! They deserve to become extinct."

"But... you can't be the same All-Seeing Eye they talked about. That was a thousand-year-old God. My planet had just formed. You... can't be that old."

"Age is relative, my friend."

"And that God... that God was all-knowing and all-powerful."

"Still me."

"But... how?"

"I know, I know. It's a whole other thing in person: I'm always different from how they pictured me."

"My... my people waited for you for millennia."

"Time is an illusion, everything around you is! Mortals believe everything is real, but just because they're unable to see beyond the great deception of senses. Don't worry, it doesn't matter now: I decided I'll stop in one place, so no one will have to wait for my arrival for centuries. All those who want to make a deal with me, can come here and make their offer. Everyone will know where to find me! Of course, it'll be up to them to convince me to accept, but that's secondary."

"I... I can't believe it."

"Yeah, I wouldn't believe it either, if I was a mortal who talks to me! This forgotten Dimension will become the greatest kingdom of the Multiverse, the impenetrable fortress of the All-Seeing Eye. And all this, only thanks to your support!"

"Do you just want support? Just this?"

"Just this, I'm a God who is easily satisfied! So, what do you think, friendo? Do you want to help me, in tribute to your old nana?"

 


 

"Ahahahaha! That's a good one! You want to make this Dimension a fortress! Sorry to disappoint you, little triangle, but there's no border here or a single entrance. You can appear everywhere in this place, at any time. How are you going to do it? By being in all places at once? Good luck with that!"

"I don't need to be everywhere in person. I just need to put my image everywhere and I will be able to see."

"Uh? What kind of skills would that be? I've never heard of such a thing. And anyway, if someone like Time Police came in, how are you going to stop them? The agents won't be nice to you, just because you're small. Or will you offer them to sit, have some tea and make a deal? Ahahahahah!"

"As soon as they’ll see me, they'll understand that they must go away and never disturb me again."

"Pff... hahahaha! That's rich! Time Police running away from you!"

"I made it very clear, last time we met: they stay out of my business, I stay out of theirs. That ridiculous Time Baby tried to scare me, by putting a bounty on me, but he actually did me a favor."

"You have a bounty put on by Time Baby himself?! If that's true, you should be one of the most famous wanted criminals in the Multiverse. But I never heard your name."

"I know, many are afraid to say it - and they're right. So they just call me "All-Seeing Eye"."

"Wait wait WHAT?! "All-Seeing Eye"?"

"O-oooh, so you know me! Some old nana's story?"

"No, they were two guards... I heard them talking about it, in the Infinitentiary. But... but it can't be you! It's a million years old bounty!"

"Nah, it's been a lot more than one million years."

"They were talking about a creature so powerful that even Time Baby had problems with it!"

"We had an unfinished business. And he started it anyway."

"I don't believe it. I don't believe it. You can't be the same guy!"

"I know, I'm so much better in person, stories don't do justice. So, what do you wanna do? Join me and accept me as your leader... or see by yourself why Time Baby has put such a high bounty on me?"

 


 

The next planet was nothing but a ball of rock, full of craters and caves. Gray was the only color to dominate the flat landscape, along with the black of the space around it.

"There's nothing here," Pyronica complained, kicking some pebbles.

Kryptos looked around: no life, no buildings. The only thing that was there was an old spaceship, which must have crashed on the surface of the planet centuries earlier. The ceiling was broken through, engines reduced to ashes, and the rest was a pile of plates stuck in the ground. The glossy coating that once covered them was just near the base: the rest had been eroded by space dust and all that was left was the iridescent material. Amorphus Shape was tapping it with the tip of her lianas, intrigued.

"It can be useful." Bill approached the remains of the spaceship and ran a hand over the iridescent surface of the largest slab. "That's excellent building material. Such a large plate is worth at least a couple of planets. We could…"

His words suddenly died and Bill turned to the right. By following the direction of his gaze, Kryptos saw Pyronica move slowly in the same direction, her body ready to attack, her flames burning quietly.

Amorphus Shape reached her, silent like a feather, both lianas raised and deadly. Bill followed them, his whole shape tensed. Kryptos and Hectorgon queued.

The destination was a nearby cave, identical to all the others around: same semicircular entrance, same stalactites hanging from the ceiling. The only difference was that, while the others were immersed in darkness, a dim light came from that cave in particular, which brightened the black walls.

Someone lives here.

It was an empty planet, no one was supposed to be there. And the spaceship was centuries old: what if someone survived, perhaps a creature with a very long lifespan?

One meter from the entrance, Kryptos caught other noises. There was no doubt they came from inside the cave: tinkling footsteps, feet crawling. A shadow obscured the weak light coming from the bottom.

It's coming.

Pyronica stopped and everyone else did the same. A figure emerged from inside the cave, colossal compared to the small entrance, accompanied by that strange tinkling and the sound of heavy footsteps. A figure with two legs, long arms and two bright eyes with pupils shaped like eights.

"G... guys?"

Pyronica jumped, Amorphus Shape lowered the vines, Bill let his arms drop. Kryptos leaned in curiously and Hectorgon grabbed his arm.

Followed by the omnipresent sound of chains, a creature appeared from the cave. The light hit his green skin, his open mouth, his jaw dangling in surprise and his curved fangs. His eyes moved from face to face, the numbers eight swinging in amazement.

After four months in Dimension Zero, they had finally found 8-Ball.

 

Notes:

8-Ball joins the team! Again. And Bill is starting to make some deals in that new place. Will he manage to unite the whole Dimension into one big reign? And where are the others?

In the next chapter we will have: some more deals, other consequences of the white explosion and something to feel again, aka Bill is definitely mad.

See you!

Chapter 30: ACT V - Thirty

Notes:

WARNING: There will be some graphic description of violence from the middle of the chapter

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 30

 

"I didn't know what to do," 8-Ball told them. "There was no one there, I couldn't leave and I couldn't send messages. And there was nothing to eat."

"What did you do then?" Pyronica asked. "Did you stay in the cave all the time?"

"Just a couple of days," he replied. "I was hungry, so I went looking for something to eat. But there was nothing here, then I found geoids. They’re hard as stone outside, but very soft inside. They taste terrible, but better than nothing."

Pyronica elbowed him with a broad smile. Amorphus Shape was floating on his other side, her lianas swaying slightly. Kryptos was smiling and Hectorgon's lips were turned upwards.

They were a group of happy and cheerful friends, sharing the joy of being together. Bill was outside and watched them smile, united by the same joy, by giving off heat, by the blood that was flowing in their veins, by being able to touch and feel solid and alive and flesh, by being able to feel something, being able to truly feel happiness, hunger and thirst and joy and tiredness.

Bill clenched his hands in two fists. Well, if 8-Ball had enjoyed starving so much, then he could stay there and stop getting it in his face! Stop pointing out that he was hungry! Unlike Bill, who couldn't feel anything anymore, because he had become NOTHING. Power no longer flowed through his veins, since he no longer had any veins! Ahahahah! What kind of boss was he, one who had nothing left, who WAS nothing? Not like ME, 8-Ball, with my LIFE and FEELS AND I CAN TOUCH AND TALK AND TASTE AND LAUGH STOP IT, STOP IT…!

"It's impossible!"

Pyronica's exclamation broke the spiral of black thoughts, the hysterical screams fell silent instantly. Bill blinked, focusing again on the assembled group.

"I'm telling you," 8-Ball replied. "I kept counting them."

"We too!" Kryptos added. "Or, at least, I did it. We've been here for four months and two days."

8-Ball shook his head.

"It's much more."

"Bill," Pyronica turned to him. "How long have we been here? You know for sure."

"Four months and two days," he confirmed.

"I marked everything on the walls of the cave," 8-Ball insisted. "By counting the days in thirty-hour cycles and the months in thirty-day cycles, as I did in prison: eleven months and two days passed since I came here."

Bill raised an eyebrow.

"I'm also counting in thirty-hour cycles," he said. "And it's been four months and two days."

"Check it out." 8-Ball pointed to the cave. "I'm not wrong. It's eleven months and two days."

"How is it possible that you've been here longer than us?" Pyronica insisted.

"I'm going to check it out," Bill said. He moved away from the group, from the overlapping voices and floated inside the cave.

The voices became more and more muffled, as he went deeper into the rocky shelter. There was a distant light in front of him that shone lazily in white and blue. Once he reached it, he found out it was a small fire, made with tiny slats of the spaceship's iridescent material.

A clever trick, typical 8-Ball. He looked like an idiot, but when it was time, he always found sweet solutions. Bill smiled. He's part of my gang, after all.

The blue and white fire was bright enough to light up the walls of the cave. And, as 8-Ball said, all of them were covered with small black marks.

Bill lowered himself to take the longest stick from the fire and lifted it: the hours had been counted with small signs, thirty signs cut sideways by longer lines indicating the days. And the lines were grouped in piles of thirty, to indicate months.

He counted them: eleven piles, eleven months. Detached from the last one, there were two lines with thirty hours each and a stone with a sharp edge was left on the ground. 8-Ball must have traced that last sign, just before going out and seeing them.

Bill ran his gaze along the walls, along the carefully drawn marks. Eleven months and two days. 8-Ball had spent eleven months on that planet, even though they had only been in that Dimension for four.

He threw the glowing stick into the fire, turned his back on it and floated to the exit of the cave. 8-Ball had been there, shivering in the cold, looking for a way to survive, waiting and hoping for their arrival. If they had arrived later, there would have been much more time marked on that wall. He would have been alone, without his friends.

Alone.

Bill blinked, trying to divert his mind from that new spiral of thoughts. Instead, he focused on the voices he heard coming from outside.

"It was that," Hectorgon was saying. "The white explosion."

Bill stopped.

"It created a temporal paradox," the Hexagon explained. "Those who were closest to the core of the explosion were not affected, while those who were further away did. This explains why we only spent four months here, while 8-Ball eleven."

"You think it depends on the distance?" Kryptos asked, his tone concerned. "The further away you are, the more time it passes?"

"I don't know. It depends on what Paci-fire, Keyhole and Teeth will tell us when we'll find them."

"But how would just an explosion have...?"

"It wasn't just an explosion, Pyronica." Hectorgon interrupted her. "We've all seen it. A normal explosion would have pulverized us instantly: that one brought us here."

Silence. Bill moved again, slowly, one hand against the rock wall. The light from outside made the rocks shine.

"Did Bill cause it?" Pyronica asked.

"Who else?" Hectorgon let out a frustrated sigh. "I don't know what he did but, whatever it was, it turned against him. That's why he's in a bad mood now and he doesn't want to leave this place."

"But maybe it's a good thing," Kryptos tried. "He likes this Dimension enough, to make it his kingdom. Over time, he might even get fond of it and decide not to leave anymore. We could settle here, instead of keep traveling forever."

"It wouldn't be like him," Hectorgon replied. "Bill is a traveler. Have you ever seen him stop in one Dimension for more than a couple of centuries? In the end, he always gets bored and leaves. I tell you, it'll be the same here: as soon as the bad mood passes, this place will bore him too and we will leave."

 


 

There were months when nothing was easy.

“I don't trust this whole deal bullshit. You'll sell us to Time Police and we won't go back to the Infinitentiary. Go find another idiot to trick.”

In which every single creature of that accursed Dimension seemed to do their best to unnerve him. They kept asking questions, even ridiculous ones, hoping he would betray himself and reveal some hidden truth.

“So you're a wanted criminal? And why have I never heard your name before?"

There was not some hidden, secret truth behind his deals. He did not need to hide the truth to convince others. An excellent merchant did not have to lie, just to bend reality.

“Let's start from the bottom. Join my gang as a rookie and if you're smart enough, maybe I'll make you grade up in a couple of years."

But many creatures did not understand these commercial subtleties. They were just cheap criminals, who escaped the law and survived only because of their stubbornness. They had never made agreements and all they had was the result of stealing or lying.

They were scum.

“You want to rule over me? Forget it. I have no bosses. I killed the last one and if you try to do the same, you'll end up just like him."

Even the patience of the best merchant of the Multiverse could fail. Why did Bill have to use all of his charm and his fine arts for such elementary creatures? They were just pathetic meatbags, unable to recognize a God even when he was literally in front of them. They were useless. What could they possibly do for him, when they were so stupid to fight him?

"I don't believe you. I don't care. Go away, before I change my mind and melt you in the acid."

They took up space. HIS space, in HIS Dimension.

"You know what? First I'll kill you and your cronies, then I'll take the fiery female for me."

So why not get rid of them?

Bill settled the bow tie with a long sigh. He closed his eye and slowly opened it again: Mob K8 was still devouring Pyronica with his eyes, licking the three pairs of lips with his three tongues.

To his right, Pyronica shuddered. To his left, 8-Ball's jaw was contracted. Behind him, he sensed the silent, dangerous aura of Amorphus Shape.

He glanced at Pyronica: she could barely restrain herself, her flames blazing furiously, the same fury clear in her gaze. She was holding back for him, to not ruin his negotiation.

But if there were creatures stupid enough to tease her... well, they just deserved to die.

"Pyronica..." Bill invited her. "8-Ball... Amorphus..."

That was all she needed: Pyronica leaped forward, jumped on Mob K8 and, before he could make a sound, she stuck her teeth in his throat and tore his jugular.

Mob K8's henchmen screamed and ran away, but 8-Ball and Amorphus Shape were on them in an instant. 8-Ball tore an arm away from one of them and swallowed it whole: the creature fell to the ground and backed away, spraying blood from the broken shoulder, streams of tears mingling with his screams. Amorphus Shape pierced two other henchmen with her vines, and slammed them to the ground. They did not get up again, but shifted weakly and agonized.

Pyronica jumped on another being, twisted his arms behind his back and, with two sharp cracks, she broke them. The being let out a piercing scream, which kept going until she took his head and tore it off, creating a bloody fountain that gushed up to the ceiling. 8-Ball was ripping off pieces of legs from another creature, who was trying to run away, by crawling on the ground, a hand raised to seek help that would never come, screams of pain and tears that overlapped.

Bill watched that pain unfold before him, those full round tears, those screeching cries. He looked at his friends who, like extensions of his hands and arms, hit their enemies, bit, wounded, stomp on them. He looked and looked.

And, for the first time since the white explosion, Bill felt something, in his silent and empty form.

 


 

An insult could still be considered a joke. Two meant pushing the limit.

"I will never accept a disgusting beast like you as my leader."

Such insults meant wanting to die.

Bill crossed his legs.

"Guys…"

That one invitation was enough and Pyronica, 8-Ball and Amorphus Shape stepped over him, to wreak havoc among the enemies.

He did not need rebellious subordinates when there were thousands of other creatures ready to bend to his will. Why waste time with beings who did not want to give him anything in return?

With me or against me.

If they were with him, he would have gained something in the future. If they were against him, he would have gained something at the moment.

He looked at the blood on the floor, the green melody of the violin that covered the slow white breath. He listened to the screams, looked at the faces deformed by pain. The others suffered and their suffering gave birth to his dead form. Their pain was feeling in stillness, it was sound in the silence, it was something in the void Bill had become.

He wanted it more. And more.

And more.

 


 

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to oppose me, fight me and insult my trusted companions. And mortals will know my name is the All-Seeing Eye, when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 


 

Bend over or be bent. Live or be killed.

"We accept your coming, O mighty ruler. But, please, get rid of the plague that haunts our northern territories. A frightening beast lives up there, it kills everyone who dares venture into those territories. Nobody has ever been able to come back alive: only a powerful God like you can destroy it."

Bill held out a hand.

"Deal."

Blue flames bloomed from the palm, silk-like ribbons surrounding his fingers. The Lopau put his appendix into the fire: a short grasp and the flames faded away.

There was no longer the familiar golden thread that stretched along Bill's arm, because there was no more flesh and blood in which the thread could stretch. But there was a barrier, a wall that pressed against his shape, against the strings that made him, forcing him to follow the established path.

Never break a deal.

"Thank you, mighty ruler."

Bill turned to his friends, his closest court. Pyronica was vibrating, excited. 8-Ball smiled, showing off his fangs. Amorphus Shape just blinked, placid as always.

"Should we intervene?" She asked, in her deep voice.

"Yes, immediately," Bill confirmed, adjusting his bow tie. "Let’s go."

The place was not too far away: a line of rocks marked the border between the great northern forest and the southern dwellings. Beyond the edge, there were clusters of lush plants, with gigantic green and blue leaves, next to trees with thin trunks and broad foliage.

They slipped into that jungle, going into the twilight. The huge leaves curved under their own weight, creating small shelters in which a predator could have hidden. Above them, under the ceiling made of lianas and intertwined branches, something was making a noise that sounded like a little scream.

Wings fluttered around them. Pyronica stopped and looked around, her eye sharp. 8-Ball stopped and sniffed the air. Amorphus Shape just waved her vines: the filaments at the base were tense in picking up signals all around.

Pyronica opened her mouth when the rustling became louder and a creature emerged from a pile of leaves: it was a round, white eye with two red bat wings. The eye aimed his pupil at them and shot a beam.

"DOWN!" Pyronica ordered.

Everyone threw themselves on the ground, Bill was pushed by 8-Ball. In his fall, he saw the beam pass above him, cross the point where he was until a moment before and hit Hectorgon, turning him into stone.

"No!"

Pyronica snarled and jumped on the creature, grabbed its wings and slammed it to the ground. The creature threw rays all around, petrifying lianas and branches, while Pyronica shifted left and right to avoid the dangerous beams. The petrified branches broke away from the trunks and fell, with thuds that rustled bushes, broke twigs and made other small creatures run away screaming.

8-Ball grabbed Pyronica by the shoulders and pushed her away, to avoid another ray that was coming from above. Bill looked up: four more of those "bat-eyes" had come to the rescue and were throwing rays everywhere.

ENOUGH.

He raised an arm, his fingers ready to snap...

"Stop, stop!"

A cavernous voice had spoken, all too familiar. The eyebats stopped shooting rays and all turned in the direction from which the voice had come, between the trees. With a rustle of leaves, Paci-fire emerged from the forest, four bright red eyes in the twilight.

"Guys?!" Paci-fire opened his mouth so wide his pacifier fell to the ground, leaving his fangs on display. "Are you really here?!"

"Paci!" Pyronica threw her arms around his head, rubbing her cheek against his forehead. "You were here! And you're fine!"

"I've always been here." Paci-fire looked around, his gaze went from 8-Ball, to Amorphus Shape, to Bill. "I... I thought you were dead! You weren't around here and the stupid creatures of this planet knew nothing. They just kept attacking me."

"And these?" Bill asked, pointing to the bat-like creatures.

"I trained them," Paci-fire replied. "They attack everything that enters the forest. Luckily I arrived on time, before they petrified you."

"They've already petrified Hectorgon!" Pyronica exclaimed.

Paci-fire brought his arms to his forehead: his red eyes shone and one of the bat-eyes shot another ray at Hectorgon: the gray of the stone melted and he was orange again. Hectorgon opened his mouth wide, gasping as if he had been underwater.

"What the hell happened?!" He yelled.

"Awesome!" Pyronica patted Paci-fire on the head. "And these little things are useful when they don't take it out on us!"

"Problem solved." Bill put his hands on his hips. "The scary beast was just you."

"But wh... where have you been?" Paci-fire asked, his gaze shifting from one to the other. "Where have you been all this time? After a year I lost hope and I thought you were dead."

"After a year?" 8-Ball repeated. "How long have you been there?"

"Three and a half years, after that strange explosion."

"Has it been three years since the explosion for you?" Pyronica exclaimed.

"All this time?" 8-Ball asked. "Are you sure?"

"Hasn't it been three years for you?"

"No," Kryptos said. "It had been eight months for us."

"Is it possible?" Paci-fire growled. "I had to be the one who ended up on the shitty planet, where time passes differently? I fought for this piece of land for three damn years, because it was the last thing I had after your death..."

"And you did well, because the Lotau asked for my help and we found you." Bill intervened. "But if you like this place so much, I'll give it to you! I'll give you the whole planet if you want! It's almost time: two-thirds of Dimension Zero are under my control. Once the last people are subdued, this will become my Kingdom and I'll be the Ruler."

Paci-fire focused his four eyes on him.

"Are you creating a kingdom here?"

"It'll become our new home." Bill winked at him. "Do you want to help me build it?"

 


 

No army could stop them.

The field was littered with corpses, violet blood with a nutty flavor covered the silent ground. Soldiers were lying, their clothes torn, their cloaks abandoned, and their weapons destroyed.

Bill contemplated the devastation from above, his eye half-closed to savor the sensation that throbbed within his form. He saw mortals suffer and cry, clinging to their little life tooth and nail. He saw their wide eyes asking for mercy, their outstretched hands, their bodies writhing in agony spasms.

What a sublime sight.

Someone was still moving on the field. Kryptos was the closest but he had not even noticed, considering that he was floating left and right, like a drunk. Maybe he was not even seeing what was around him. The same could be said for Hectorgon, who moved in a straight line, his lips tight, more interested in the horizon than in the sea of corpses around him.

A rustling and a groan of agony: Amorphus Shape turned and one of her vines snapped toward a soldier lying on the ground. The vine pierced his neck and, under Bill's gaze, came out of the flesh, the tip covered with purple blood. The soldier trembled: one last spasm and it lay motionless.

Bill's companions were unbeatable. The veil of immortality he had spread over them a life ago had made them invincible. Blades could not even scratch them, bullets bounced back, laser beams barely touched their figures. On Kryptos and Hectorgon, who did not fight, that power was the most powerful shield. On all others, it was an armor that made them unstoppable.

His eye fell on Paci-fire. He walked among the corpses, looking at them one by one and giving the coup de grace to whoever was still alive. The eye-bats hovered over him: an additional shield that protected him and attacked anyone who dared to get too close.

That was the third battle since Paci-fire joined them again and his contribution had been fundamental: his gaze was enough to frighten their opponents and he always hit the target. After all, he has been the destroyer who slaughtered billions on countless moons.

Noise of torn flesh and broken bones. His gaze shifted to 8-Ball, bent over an agonizing soldier. He tore one arm off, with a splash of purple blood, sat on the corpse and lowered his fangs on the limb, causing more blood to spill over his knees, on the broken chains that accompanied his every step, on the black claws.

"Still hungry?" Bill heard Pyronica ask, a trilling laugh accompanying her question. She walked with long steps and head up, the queen of the battlefield. Her bright flames caressed her shoulders and thighs with each step, tongues of fire dancing joyfully around her. She stopped nearby, put a foot on the back of a soldier and placed her arms on it: the soldier let out a thin moan. She leaned over and, with a broad smile, pulled the soldier’s head off. Then, she threw it at 8-Ball, which caught it on the fly.

"These guys are tasty," 8-Ball justified himself, piercing the soldier's eyes with three fingers, then tearing them out of their cavities and putting them in his mouth one after the other, like candy.

Pyronica laughed, amused. She reached out to one of the spears stuck on the ground, on which there was a cloak covered with blood. She grabbed the fabric with one hand and put it around her shoulders, then tied it around her neck.

"So?" Her eye moved from 8-Ball to Amorphus, to Bill. She made a graceful twirl. "What do you think?"

Bill approached. The edge of the cloak was frayed and torn in two places, the pin that closed it was a bright blue that annoyed his eye.

"Almost."

And he snapped his fingers.

He did it without thinking, following an old instinct. And the fabric reacted: the edge of the cloak repaired itself, the blue brooch disappeared, giving way to a simpler clasp. The color changed from a blood-stained black to a dazzling fuchsia: the same vibrant color as Pyronica's hair.

"Waaah!" She exclaimed, grabbing a flap of the cloak between her fingers. "That's so cool! I love it!"

Bill blinked, his gaze shifted from the cloak to his fingers, over and over again. The fingers were still bent after the snap, still devoid of flesh and blood, still just particles of energy held together by his will. Yet the cloak had changed, its color vibrated in front of him, stirred in folds while Pyronica turned it around.

I still have some power.

The mere thought was enough to make his whole form vibrate. In the void he had become, that vibration expanded like concentric waves. He had not been completely impotent, as he had believed. Hidden inside the strings that made him up, there was still a remnant of his fragmented power.

He chuckled, a trembling laugh that grew louder, more alive. He brought his hand to the top, with the other wiped a tear of mirth from the eye.

"You're... you're really cool," he said, still laughing. "You're a real general now."

"True, you look ready to lead an army," Hectorgon added.

"It doesn't seem very useful to me." Amorphus Shape narrowed her eyes. "But it looks good on you."

Pyronica turned around, the cloak moved like a wave around her. The fabric fell gently, touching the flames without being burned.

"Onwards, my brave soldiers!" Pyronica joked, pointing her finger in front of her.

"Does that mean you're the boss now?" 8-Ball asked.

"She's the boss during a battle," Bill corrected him. "Because I gave her this role. But also because she's the best." He added, shrugging.

"Always playing favorites," Hectorgon commented, with a laugh.

"You already got your presents from Bill." Pyronica stuck her tongue out. "Don't complain now, just because mine is more beautiful."

"I totally disagree," he joked, smoothing his tie with one hand and adjusting his bowler hat with the other. She stuck her tongue out again, laughing.

Bill watched them make fun of each other, still outside their amusement but no longer isolated. That thin flame of power shone within him, warming the empty cold he had become. He no longer had a physical form, he could no longer jump between Dimensions. But he could still do something. He could still react. There was still something inside him.

Pyronica laughed and the cloak fell to her sides. A bright fuchsia, proof of his power.

He was still a God.

And soon I will have my Kingdom.

 

Notes:

So even if the white explosion took a lot away from Bill, it didn’t destroy him completely. Bill is made of power, after all, so he should have some left. Also, Pyronica finally has her cape! We’re coming closer and closer to canon :3

Extra kudos to the one who is able to spot the biblical reference :P (hint: it’s from a movie)

In the next chapter we will have: some more deals, an annoying asshole and other people coming back.

See you next week!

Chapter 31: ACT V - Thirty-one

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 31

 

Masses of tentacles floated in the green water, their gurgling voices spread from one side of the planet to the other.

"Imprisoned in his house, great C-3-lhu waits dreaming."

"Speaking about misleading advertising, huh?" Bill commented, moving away from the window, his hands behind the shape. "You don't look very sleepy to me."

His interlocutor sat in the center of the cathedral, on an algae-covered throne. Scarlet chains encircled his hands and feet, keeping him stuck in place. His three black eyes were fixed in front of him.

"Dream," he said. His voice echoed from one wall to another, while the tentacles he had in his mouth remained motionless. "Out."

"I know, I know, it's not good to sit there all the time," Bill replied sympathetically.

"Sleep. No."

"I agree, you need to exercise a bit. But don't stand up when you go out, or you'll crash the ceiling."

"Servants."

"Oh, your tentacular slaves bring you everything? How convenient. But I took the liberty of giving you a gift anyway: I have a couple of nice planets, with water and several creatures to eat."

"Gift."

"You like it, huh? I knew it." Bill threw a glance at the gigantic room. "Something made me guess you like water."

"Life."

"Right, you live in water. So, what do you think? A couple of planets to extend your aquatic domain, in exchange for your support. I'm giving you a special treatment."

"Special."

"... okay, fine, I'm doing it 'cause you're famous. Do you have any idea of how many people know you? And how many people have your face printed on a shirt? There are even cups and socks with your name! You’re a celebrity, my friend." He winked. "And therefore you deserve to be treated as such."

"… ruler?"

"That's the plan. Support me and I'll become the ruler of this Dimension."

"Planets. Mine."

"Yes, yes, the five aquatic planets will all be yours."

The colossal creature seemed to think about it, his tentacles floating lazily in the water. Finally, he lifted a chained arm, pulling it up as far as possible. Bill was as big as his hand, but still stretched his arm and squeezed a finger of the creature: blue flames bloomed from his hand and enveloped that of C-3-lhu, before extinguishing without touching the scarlet chains.

 


 

"You know, it's a real pleasure to finally talk to someone more classy," Bill admitted, taking a seat in the chair that had been offered to him.

The leader of the Grasshopper Demons - Jonathan was his name - was a true gentleman. He had set up their meeting outside, on the slopes of the highest volcano in his galaxy, with embroidered armchairs for everyone and slaves performing to entertain them. The first one who missed a dance step or played a wrong note was taken by the guards, dragged to the mouth of the volcano and thrown inside, as a warning to the others.

A very nice idea.

"I like beautiful things," Jonathan explained in his dry voice. "And I want my guests to enjoy the best things around me."

"I certainly appreciate it." Bill crossed his legs and put his hands on the armrests. "In many other Dimensions, I was welcomed badly. They didn't even offer me a chair."

"Such rudeness." Jonathan agreed. "It's not polite to assume that your host, just because he's able to fly, cannot be tired."

"Exactly. There's some serious disrespect in this Dimension." Bill narrowed his eye. "Especially when mortals are talking with someone mightier than them."

Jonathan turned his gaze to a slave, who had just skipped a note. The creature dropped the flute and fell to his knees, begging to be spared. Two guards took him and dragged him away.

"This Dimension is a little too much left to its own devices," he said, returning his gaze to Bill. "But education can be provided, with patience and some threat."

"I don't like to resort to strong manners," Bill replied, glancing lazily at the slave who was being dragged on the volcano. "I do it only if forced."

"From what I heard, you've been forced a lot recently."

"I was hoping the bosses of interdimensional crime were smarter," he said innocently. "They manage to escape the police, but they're not smart enough to recognize someone who's clearly above them, when they meet it."

"A really basic mistake." Jonathan cocked his head in a half bow, while raising a grasshopper's leg towards him. "And no one was left alive, as a warning to the others."

"But as you saw, it wasn't a problem," Bill replied, a hint of a smile in his tone. "The news spread anyway and you heard them."

Jonathan replied by stretching his thin lips into a smile so tight that it seemed about to break in half.

"Would you like a cup of tea?" he proposed cheerfully. "Jasmine? Mint? If you like it hot, we may put a drop of lava in the glass."

"Sounds good." Bill interlaced his fingers and placed them on his knee. "Two mint with a dash of lava, for me and my general. The others take only mint."

"I also take mint with lava." Jonathan clapped his leg and a servant ran to the tent with the order. He turned back to Bill. "You know, it's a local delicacy. When I reached this planet with my gang, we didn't know anything. We learned the techniques from the natives and, over time, we enslaved and integrated them with us." His eyes narrowed defiantly. "At first they opposed us, of course. But now they're part of our big family. We've done nothing but be patient and spend a little more time: things that a good leader has in abundance."

Bill replied to his arrogant expression with a broad, polite smile. What a pompous asshole. He dared to tell Bill how he should spend his precious time, just because he enjoyed playing the good missionary and saving everyone. Jonathan dealt with weak people, without weapons or defenses. Bill, on the other hand, had to argue with people who threw armies at him, insulted him all the time and refused to cooperate. If he resorted to killing, it was because he had no other choice.

And because seeing others suffer ignited a spark of life in his dead form.

Still, Jonathan was a clever leader, with powerful territories under his rule: if he had given support to Bill, the entire galaxy would have automatically passed under the All-Seeing Eye's rule. No need to discuss with every regent who administered the territories, no waste of time. And such a powerful ally would have been an excellent card to play with the next boss.

But Jonathan was also an asshole and, if he kept going on with that stupid story that enslaving was better than killing, Bill would have torn those grasshopper legs with his own hands.

"Are you enjoying the show, Mr. Cipher?" Jonathan asked him, with commendable kindness.

Bill glanced at the slaves who danced and played. The dancers swirled with wide open eyes and lips trembling with fear, performing remarkable acrobatics. The musicians were staring in front of them without looking at anything. Many slaves also had their lips closed by a wire.

"Why the wire?" he asked.

"It's so hard to get rid of vices," Jonathan replied. "We do everything we can, it takes time to educate the recruits on how to be good slaves. But some of them don't understand and they keep insulting us, spreading falsehoods or proposing rebellion." A subtle glance. "Killing them would've been simpler, but we would've lost a lot of manpower. Instead, by sewing their mouths, we get rid of the vice and we're left with useful slaves."

Bill replied with the same subtle smile.

What an arrogant asshole.

A slave came back, carrying a table which he placed between them. Other slaves followed, in a procession of trays, spoons, napkins. A slave folded both napkins, the next one moved to put the spoons and, behind him, Keyhole emerged.

The chairs moved, out of the corner of his eye Bill saw his companions stand up. Keyhole met their gazes, his lips parted and his eyes lit up.

"Guys?!" Teeth exclaimed, coming out from behind Keyhole. "Bill?!"

"You're alive!" Keyhole's face lit up with relief, his lips curled into a broad, raised smile, the tray trembled in his hands. "You're..."

"Hmmmm..."

Jonathan's reaction made everyone shut up. The other slaves backed off, even the generals stood. Teeth closed his teeth and hid behind Keyhole, who was as stiff as a pole. His black eyes met Bill's, a desperate plea in his pupils.

Help us.

"Do you know each other by chance?" Jonathan asked briskly.

Bill raised a hand to Keyhole and Teeth.

"These two gentlemen are not natives of the planet," he replied. "They're part of my inner circle. I’m sure it was a mistake: you saw them here, alone, and took them as slaves. I forgive you and thank you for keeping them safe from other dangers." He turned his eye on them. "Come here, guys."

Keyhole's face lit up, Teeth popped up again. Both stepped forward, smiling, and two guards blocked their way with two spears.

Bill turned his eye to Jonathan: the leader of the Grasshopper Demons leaned over to take the tea from the tray that Keyhole still held.

"Not so fast, Mr. Cipher," he said, pouring tea into his cup. He stirred it, with a wide gloating smile, clearly visible despite his low gaze. "These two have been my slaves for ten years. How can they be your companions if you got here less than one year ago?"

Bill tightened his grip on the armrests. Ten years. All that time had passed for Teeth and Keyhole. And just because he had failed to break the edge of the Multiverse.

And now he was there, dealing with a stupid mortal who, in other circumstances, he would have killed without much thought.

Keyhole was still looking at him, a silent pleading in his eyes.

"Time is a mobile matter," Bill replied, with a serious tone. "Those are my companions and I want them back."

Jonathan took a sip of tea.

"Time is really mobile," he said quietly. "In ten years, these two have proven to be excellent slaves. Quiet, gentle, helpful. I don't even need to call them anymore, because they rush to me as soon as I clap my ends." He reached out and patted Keyhole's head. "Just like two good doggies."

Keyhole became, if possible, even more rigid. His eyes widened with silent terror, the tray trembled in his hands. Although he was much wider than him, Teeth tried once again to hide behind Keyhole.

"I want my companions back," Bill said.

"We're one big family, Mr. Cipher," Jonathan continued. "We can't sell family members to the first guy who comes here and asks."

Bill tightened his grip on the armrests and the wood creaked under his fingers.

"They're not part of your family," he said. "They're my companions, whom you have captured and enslaved."

Jonathan's smile widened.

"They were your companions." was the simple answer.

Anger ran between the strings of his form, compressed his will, made his mind vibrate. With a wave of his hand, Bill threw the table on the ground: cups and saucers shattered, spoons rolled away. The teapot overturned, splashing tea on the servants who retreated.

"They're still MINE!" He thundered. "And I want them back NOW!"

Jonathan looked down at the overturned table, the tea set destroyed, the teapot turned upside down. His gaze came back to Bill.

"Since they mean so much to you, Mr. Cipher, we can talk about it." It was his calm reply. "Let's negotiate: I give you back your companions, but you must give up the idea of building your kingdom."

The wood of the armrests cracked under his fingers.

"Are you KIDDING ME?!"

"I'm not kidding." Jonathan snapped his fingers and two other guards came closer, surrounding Teeth and Keyhole with their spears. "Keep your territories and hand over the government of this Dimension to me."

"YOU DARE THREATEN ME?!"

"It's just a warning." He smiled. "I bet your kingdom isn't more important than these two little critters you care about."

"NOT MORE THAN THEM," Bill said in a cavernous voice. He disappeared from his chair in a blink of an eye and reappeared before Jonathan's face, a hand around his neck. "BUT WAY MORE THAN YOU."

Jonathan could only open his mouth, his eyes wide and scared, before Bill broke his neck.

 


 

"It could have been worse," said Amorphus Shape, dipping her vines into the river to wash the blood away. "At least two regents chose to surrender."

"Two out of five," Hectorgon reminded her. "Less than half."

"Good for us," 8-Ball replied, rubbing his shoulders. "We won't get bored."

Kryptos leaned against a log and closed his eye. The peaceful splashing of water was a pleasant background to his companions' voices. No shouting, no crying, no blood, no torn flesh. It was pleasant to have those moments of peace, between a massacre and a negotiation.

He heard a noise beside him and, when he lifted his eyelid, he saw Keyhole sitting by his side. His friend hugged his legs, staring at something before him, his back stretched.

"Hey," Kryptos said, with an encouraging smile. "How's it going?"

"Well, thank you." Even his voice was tense. "I just have to... get used to this. A... again. It's been so long since I could do what I wanted..." his arms shook and his grip tightened. "I always had to look around, because a guard could come at any moment and punish us."

Kryptos sit back straight.

"I'm sorry."

"It's not your fault." Keyhole put a hand on his forehead. "I still can't believe it. We've been slaves for ten years, while for you it has been just one year."

Kryptos looked away. It was just out of luck that he, Hectorgon, Pyronica and Amorphus had been the closest to Bill and the center of the explosion. If the roles were reversed, they would have been slaves for ten years, without knowing if their other companions were still alive or dead, if Bill was still alive.

A sudden flash: Bill's arm under his hand, that magnetic field that pressed against his skin, the sparks of electricity that made his fingers tingle, Bill who moved away from him, looking at him like a caged animal.

"I'm sorry," he repeated.

Keyhole ignored his reply and turned to watch the others wash themselves from the blood. Teeth had also taken part in the massacre and was cleaning himself carefully between his teeth, while talking to Hectorgon who was on the shore. Pyronica and Bill were not there: they had gone to talk with the fourth regent. Perhaps, once he learned that the leader of the Grasshopper Demons had been killed, he too would have surrendered to Bill. And it would not have been necessary to shed even more blood.

"So many things have changed," Keyhole commented. "I never imagined that Paci-fire would be able to train other creatures." He shook a hand. "I thought he was more the "killing anything in front of me" type."

"The eye bats were a surprise for us too," Kryptos agreed.

"And I like Pyronica's new cape."

"A gift from Bill."

Keyhole's shy smile froze.

"Everything good?"

Keyhole looked down.

"If I ask you something, Kryptos, will you tell me the truth?"

"Of course."

"Does Bill hate me?"

"What? Of course not!" Kryptos shrugged. "How could you even think that?"

Keyhole pulled his legs closer.

"When I told you all how it was with the Grasshopper Demons, two days ago," he said. "Bill was standing outside the circle. Quiet. And he looked at me, but he wasn't..." He swallowed. "He was staring at me, with an angry look. He was looking at me and it was as if he wasn't there but, at the same time, he was there and he was hating everything about it." He looked at Kryptos. "It was the eye of a madman."

The eye of a madman. The distant memory of a world in flames, of the first time he had seen the color blue, of a silhouette of golden light holding out his hand.

"Enjoy the show."

"You know it." Keyhole looked at him from top to toe, his mouth open and his brows furrowed. "You already knew."

"Bill has never been an ordinary creature," Kryptos replied. "He always had a spark of weirdness within. Yet in billions and billions of years that we know each other, this has never been a problem to..."

"Now it's different," Keyhole interrupted him. "It's not the same."

"What do you mean?"

Keyhole sighed.

"Bill was always happy before and bragged about his powers all the time. Do you remember when he fought Time Baby? Or when he wanted to throw the infinite-sided die on Ucron 9? Or when he found out that he could jump through the Ninth Dimension? He always loved to challenge himself and he always had fun while doing it."

A shiver ran through Keyhole, his eyes lowered and he tightened his grip around his legs.

"Now he's cold and gloomy," he continued. "He's using a lot of energy in this Kingdom project of his, but he doesn't care and it's just a pastime. He's bored. And he is very, very bloodthirsty."

"But n..."

"It's obvious, Kryptos," Keyhole interrupted him. "Bill has always killed, but he didn't stop to... morbidly look at people when they died. You saw him, with the supreme leader of the Grasshopper Demons: he stared the whole time, with that insane look, until the leader lost color." He winced. "Bill was captivated by that, he couldn't look away." Keyhole shook his head. "He wasn't like that before."

Kryptos turned his gaze to their companions in the river, who sprayed water on each other. Their voices and laughter were miles away, muffled to his mind.

"He did the same with everyone," Kryptos replied, slowly. "I didn't realize he had changed so much."

"It's probably because you've always been together, so it was very gradual for you," Keyhole replied bitterly. "While Teeth and I, who have been away for ten years, immediately noticed the difference."

Kryptos tightened his hands. The memory of their arrival in Dimension Zero came back again to his mind, into an infinite loop: Bill escaping his touch, his angry and frightened gaze, how he had avoided their eyes, how he had decided out of the blue to create a kingdom right there.

"I didn't ask for your opinion. This WILL BE my kingdom. PERIOD."

It was not just "a bad mood" as Hectorgon suggested. It was something very different.

"It was that white explosion, wasn't it?"

Kryptos looked up again: Keyhole's expression was more bitter than ever.

"That's what changed him," he continued. "It took something away from him, made him more unstable. And now it's as if there's another Bill, angrier and gloomier than the one we knew." He hid his mouth behind his raised knees. "I want the old one."

Kryptos put a hand on his shoulder.

"Maybe it's only temporary," he comforted Keyhole. "It'll pass, sooner or later, and Bill will be the same as before."

"And will we get out of here?"

"Of course," Kryptos added. "Now we don't have to look for anyone else anymore, we're all together again. So nothing holds us back here, except Bill's desire to stay." He shrugged. "Maybe he'll make this kingdom first, since he's working so hard to do it, then he'll get bored and, after a couple of centuries, we'll go somewhere else."

A shy smile lifted the corners of Keyhole's mouth.

"I hope it's like you say, pal."

"Guys!"

Bill's voice made them both turn: their other companions were out of the water and surrounded both Bill and Pyronica, who just came back. She was removing an invisible speck from her cloak, while Bill floated above her head, his hands behind the form.

"How did it go?" asked Amorphus Shape.

"Tectorian pledged allegiance," Pyronica explained. "We didn't even have to convince him, he did everything by himself."

"Ablistus not," Bill continued. "He swore revenge for Jonathan and said he'll send his army." He narrowed his eye. "We'll go to him first, so he won't even have to leave his place, to get killed. Are you ready to face an army?"

"No problem." 8-Ball ran a hand over his shoulder, dropping the remaining water droplets.

"Will there be many?" Amorphus Shape asked again.

"All those Ablistus will send to die," Bill replied. "No mercy as usual. I don't need rebel slaves." He raised his fingers. "Are you all ready?"

Keyhole sighed.

"I hope it's like you said, Kryptos." He loosened his legs and got back on his feet, then held out a hand. "Let's move closer, otherwise we might be left behind."

 


 

Faced with the choice between surrender and fighting, the fifth regent also chose to fight.

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY, CIPHER! MY BEASTS WILL AVENGE THE SUPREME LEADER!"

There were no soldiers or servants on the battlefield, but green and purple creatures, as tall as mountains and with legs as wide as buildings, which made the ground tremble with every step. They had no eyes or mouth and their bodies were only massive rectangular shapes, with a top covered with trees and patches of grass.

Kryptos' gaze was captured by one of the largest creatures, a purple giant who walked faster than the other beasts: his feet were so large, that if he had crushed him, he would not even have noticed.

"Are those the enemy's army?!" Hectorgon yelled.

"This doesn't change anything." Pyronica showed him back. "Leave it to us."

"I'm ready," Teeth joined her, gritting his teeth.

"Me too," 8-Ball said. Paci-fire grunted, then followed Pyronica who was already walking head-on towards the enemy.

Kryptos glanced at Bill: he was still behind. Amorphus Shape was beside him, staring in front of her, slowly waving her lianas.

"Do I have to intervene too?" She asked, without taking her eyes off the beasts.

Bill didn't answer. Kryptos shifted to look at his eye and saw it wide open, fixed on those creatures, mesmerized, not entirely present, but...

Beyond?

Bill moved. He left Amorphus Shape behind and slowly floated towards the four who were already going. His arms were loosened by his sides and he floated calmly, barely swinging.

Pyronica and the others stopped. Bill passed them and rose higher, meeting the huge purple creature that Kryptos had noticed. As the beast approached, Pyronica's flames burned brighter.

The beast came within a meter of Bill. 8-Ball and Teeth took the position, ready to jump. Paci-fire already had his hands on his temples, ready to send his eye-bats. From her position in the back, Amorphus Shape raised the tips of her lianas to the same height as her central eyes, aiming at the creature.

Bill, on the other hand, did nothing. He stood motionless watching the creature get closer and closer: a small two-dimensional Triangle, nothing more than a dot of yellow light, compared to the beast.

When he was just one thin step away, Bill raised a hand. Not stretched to throw laser beams or to pour flames. Raised to touch.

What does he…?

Under their astonished looks, the creature approached and pressed its squared muzzle against Bill's palm, rubbing against it.

Silence fell on the battlefield. The other creatures stopped, Pyronica's flames decreased in intensity, Paci-fire let his hands drop from his head, Amorphus Shape lowered the vines and blinked.

"What is he doing?" She murmured, perplexed.

Bill started to giggle, satisfied, while with his other hand he stroked the back of the creature, who kept rubbing his muzzle against his palm, like a big dog.

"Who is a good terrifying monster, huh? Who is it? You are! Good boy, my little abomination! Good, good..."

"Uhm... Bill?" Pyronica asked.

"What a big softie you are! Who's the one who creates earthquakes just by walking? You, yes, you are! Give me the paw... good boy!"

"I can't believe it." Hectorgon raised a hand to his mouth: his ends were lifted into a smile.

"Did he just train him or am I the only one who's seeing this?!" Keyhole asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Bill...?" Pyronica insisted.

Bill looked away from the beast, towards the enemy regent who was still in the rear, as shocked as all of them.

"It looks like I won, Corik!" He shouted, in his direction. "Your army has just passed under my command! Do you have anything else to send against me, or are you giving up?" And, without waiting for his answer, he patted the muzzle of the purple creature.

The beast tapped one foot on the ground twice: all the other beasts turned as one being and marched toward the enemy. The regent screamed and ran away, but the beasts kept walking, directed toward the horizon.

The only one left was the larger one, the purple creature that Bill was still petting.

"Where are they going?" Pyronica asked.

"Towards the cities," Bill replied, still caressing the creature. "They'll take care of cleaning this place... hey, guys!" He added, turning to Amorphus Shape, Hectorgon, Keyhole and Kryptos, who were left behind. "Come here!"

"I can't believe this is happening." Hectorgon approached first, crossing his arms. "You just adopted a pet. You. You. The craziest and most irresponsible creature in the Multiverse."

"Oh, shush," Bill silenced him, lovingly stroking the beast. "He doesn't need food, just a lot of space to run and play."

"Is he harmless?" asked Amorphus Shape, floating around the beast and touching it with the tip of her vines.

"Of course!" Bill exclaimed. "Look at this big, soft expression!"

"He has no eyes," Hectorgon pointed out.

"Neither do you, but I'm not shaming him because of this." Bill said. "Xanthar is a good friend."

"Xanthar?" Kryptos repeated. "Is this his name?"

"I just gave it to him!" Bill exclaimed, hugging the beast even if it were a huge dog. "Look at him: isn't he lovely?"

"He gave him a name, it's over." Hectorgon raised his arms. "Dad gives up."

"Mum approves!" Pyronica yelled, excited. "I like him! Can I teach him to step on the enemies?"

"He will step on everything you want." Bill stroked his giant muzzle with his eyelashes. "Right, Xanthar?"

And Xanthar, just like a good dog, bent towards Pyronica and let himself be caressed.

 

Notes:

Oh my, so unexpected! So there was another companion here, waiting for Bill to reach him. Now the gang is complete!
Between one massacre and some blood, Bill is slowly achieving his goal to build his own kingdom. Will he do it? We all saw the show, so we know what will happen. Mayyybe~

In the next chapter we will have: another discussion with a very stubborn leader, the inevitable consequences and what happens, when you let a chaotic madman be the leader of one place.

See you soon~

Chapter 32: ACT V - Thirty-two

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 32

 

It was almost over.

The Grasshopper Demons were one of the last three powerful reigns left, in that Dimension. After the death of leader Jonathan, three-fifths of the whole race had been wiped out, while the remaining two-fifths had passed under Bill's control and become obedient servants.

The two remaining powers were the Lavalamp Monsters and the Shyrv's race. The first ones were already on his side: their prince appreciated Bill, praised his way of doing things and, according to rumors, he had even celebrated when Bill had killed Jonathan of the Grasshopper Demons.

Shyrvs were different. Allies of the Grasshopper Demons, they did not appreciate the murder of the old leader, nor did they approve of the idea of having one ruler for the entire Dimension. It was too vast for one being, divine powers or not. What would become of their freedom then? If Bill was a fickle God as they described him, what would have prevented him from waking up one day and killing everyone, just because he wanted to?

They had to oppose him. And since they were the last ones left to have some influence, they would not give up without a fight. If they managed to remain independent, others would follow. If they kept their independence, they would have shown that Bill could not take whatever he wanted. If they hadn't bowed, they would have shown that the god was fallible.

How naive.

 


 

"I know we don't get along very well, Orkel of the Shyrv, that's why I came here." Bill gave him a polite bow, then pushed towards him the box of gems that he brought as a gift. "I hope that after this meeting, we'll be able to understand each other better."

A general reached out to the box, murmured something and touched it with the tip of his glove: he nodded and the lid was raised, revealing its glittering content. Many of the generals leaned over to look at the gems, their tones so shiny that their singing vibrated through Bill's dead form. Even some servants dared to lift their eyes from the ground and take a look at that treasure chest.

Only Orkel did not look. He kept his elbows on the table, his index fingers joined in front of his white lips, his three eyes fixed on Bill and parted in a frowning expression.

"Okay, apparently introduction time is over." Bill sat in the chair facing Orkel and crossed his legs. "What's the most urgent question you want to start with?"

"You know very well what I want," he replied icily. "We Shyrv don't support your one-kingdom project, nor do we think you would be a suitable leader. Your behavior is unpredictable and unreliable and jeopardizes everyone's safety."

"What do you think I should do then?" Bill asked ironically, shrugging.

"Ruling over your territory." He replied. "You have one and we think it's big enough. Rule over your part of this Dimension and leave us alone."

Bill put his elbows on the table and joined his hands under the eye.

"But I can't do it, Orkel!" He replied, with fake regret. "I already have a dozen slaves working on my throne of optical illusions. I can't tell them to stop and dismantle everything! They're more than halfway, it would be a lot of effort wasted for nothing!"

"Are you so sure that we will bow down to you, to build a throne already?" Orkel's gaze was even angrier, his hands clenched into fists which he slammed on the table. "You're wrong, because we will never bow down to you!"

"Calm down, calm down." Bill raised his hands. "Let's talk. What do you want, to accept me? More territories? More gems? More resources? I can give you anything you want."

"We don't want anything from you."

"I see, material things don't matter to you. So what about a longer life? Dying at ninety isn't so great, especially if you have many regrets. Would you like to live for, I don't know, another hundred years? You would have time to take some extra whims. You could learn other professions, travel further, hit that woman you always liked. And maybe I can also slow down the aging process, so you can climb that mountain you've never managed to climb!"

"Do you really think you can convince us with these promises?" Orkel raised his head. "There are no benefits in making a deal with you. We won't be fooled by your beautiful words."

"Oh, I see." Bill leaned against the back of the chair. "So you like to live up to ninety years, working in your cubicles to the death, with the constant fear of the Time Police. You won't explore your Dimension, because distances are too long and you would die long before arriving. Your dreams will remain just dreams because you won't be brave enough to make them come true. And the woman of your dreams will marry someone else." He rubbed under the eye. "If that's what you want..."

A couple of generals shifted uncomfortably. Orkel did not move.

"As you wish, free to choose the most miserable solution," Bill continued. "I just wanted to do you a favor! I wouldn't have gained anything, by giving you a longer life. You would've been around for more years, that's all. But if you want this..."

"We don't accept," Orkel repeated. "It's useless to insist. The answer is always no."

Bill sighed.

"Seriously, I don't understand why you think so badly of me." He raised a hand. "Talk to the people who are already part of my kingdom: you can do it because, unlike the former leader of the Grasshopper Demons, I haven't shut their mouth with wire," he added, sharply. "They'll tell you what it's like to live under my rule. And you know what? They have a good life and keep doing whatever they like. If they want to study, they can do it. If they want to travel, they can travel, they have no limitations or boundaries. Everyone is free to do or say what they want. The only thing I asked them is to pledge allegiance." He leaned on the table. "And, if you really have heard about me from other people outside this Dimension, then you will also know that all the civilizations that I visited are rich, powerful and famous."

"Until you left them to themselves," Orkel replied. "And then they collapsed because you had not left them the tools to prosper alone. They were counting on you and once you got bored of them, they died." Orkel tilted his chin up. "This dimension may be one of many others for you, but for us it's home and we won't let you lead it to self-destruction."

Bill sighed.

"Still shifting the blame on me," he replied. "Have you ever thought that maybe the ones to blame were the people themselves, who chose incompetent rulers over me? On the other hand, do you want to know what happened to the Dimensions that didn't get my interest?" He leaned an elbow on the table. "Poof, consumed by flames." He gave Orkel a sharp look. "You should be thankful that this Dimension caught my interest so much, it doesn't make me want to set it on fire."

The corners of Orkel's lips curled slightly upwards.

"We would never let you do it."

"Oh really?" Bill asked, with ironic tenderness. "Will you stop me with your little spears or with your cute laser rifles?" A chuckle. "I don't think you understood who you're dealing with: the fact that I came here talking to you in person, sitting at this table like a mortal, doesn't mean that I am one. I can burn down this room with all of you inside, the city around and the entire planet with a single wave of my hand." He shrugged. "I don't do it, just because I don't want to."

"No," Orkel replied, "You don't do it, because you need our support. We Shyrv occupy one-third of Dimension Zero: if we don't support you, you lose control over a third of the universe. On the other hand, if you wipe us, your faithful servants will no longer see you as a kind god. That's why you're here to talk to me."

Bill stopped smiling and joined his fingers under his eye.

"Don't make it difficult, Orkel," he said. "We can do this hard or we can do it easy."

"You have no power over me," the Shyrv leader replied. "I will never give in to your manipulations and your threats don't scare me. Do you want to kill me? Go for it! This room is full of witnesses! Do you want to kill them all? The entire meeting is being broadcast live across the Shyrv domain. And if you exterminate all Shyrvs, your subjects will know what happened!"

Bill stood up.

"I came here looking for a compromise, but I can't find any, if there's no opening on the other side," he declared, looking at him angrily. "I gave you a gift, offered money, fame and a long life and you refused everything. I don't think I'm the one wrong here. I want to unite this Dimension in one realm, thus making it truly free from everything and everyone. I've offered your people to become rich and powerful like my people. You want to keep them isolated, divided and enslaved under your power."

"You are still twisting the truth to your advantage," Orkel replied, looking him straight in the eye. "By freeing people from all laws, you make them unable to control themselves and cause chaos and disorder to arise. By giving them uncontrolled riches you make them more and more greedy, to the point they'll start to devour each other to have more and more. And in the end, when you'll get tired of this place and you'll leave it to itself, what will remain will be a corrupt and uncontrollable world, where people kill each other for a piece of bread and nobody is powerful enough to rule over others!" His gaze became as hard as steel. "You're not a god, nor a savior. You're a demon and a destroyer of worlds. And I will never bow down to you."

Orkel's three eyes were dark and cold, his chin tilted up. Nothing scratched his firmness, not a single doubt cracked his voice. Bill clenched his hands into fists. That pathetic mortal dared to fight him with such strength. How did he dare to have such willpower? How did he dare to question Bill's power? How did he dare to DENY something to Bill?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Anger screamed inside him, at the center of his swirling form. Kill him. His hands quivered. Kill him. The strings held together by his will thickened, strengthened, trembled against each other. KILL HIM.

But he could not, not like that. Not with the whole Shyrv race watching him. Not when he could lose everything, wipe out everyone and remain-

alone

in a too-tight cage.

"You made your choice, Orkel of the Shyrv," Bill said, turning his back on him. "Do what you think. Let's go, guys, we're not welcome here," he added, addressing his companions. Pyronica raised one perplexed eyebrow but obeyed, stood up and the others followed her out, without a single word.

When he reached the threshold, Bill turned: Orkel was still sitting, rigid and cold, the treasure chest always abandoned to the side.

"I hope you won't regret your decision," Bill said in a sugary tone. He gave him a finger gun. "Oh, and by the way: nice hat."

Without adding more, he turned again and went out, closing the door behind him.

Pyronica had her arms crossed and was looking at him in silence, waiting for an explanation. He gestured for her to move with one hand and the others to follow with his right.

"So? Are we leaving like this?" She asked, half-mouthed.

"Yes, my dear," Bill said. He brought his hands behind the shape, meeting her pink gaze. "This will be the last speech Orkel of the Shyrv would ever make."

And, by looking into his eye, Pyronica understood and smiled in turn.

 


 

The following morning, Kryptos was awakened by a chaos of voices that filled the entire villa. the sound of footsteps came from the upper floor, a rumble of voices from the lower floor. He sat on the bed, rubbing his sleepy eye: he noticed a lot of servants running in front of the open door of his room. Their footsteps were rapid and they all muttered in different languages, the discussions overlapped in an incomprehensible confusion, from which only a few orders emerged.

What's going on today?

He turned to the window: more hum came from behind the ivory curtains. Was there some anniversary he had forgotten about? Something related to star cycles or something about the planet they were on?

He rose high above the pillows on which he had slept, and floated to the window, then moved aside the curtains.

The first thing he saw was Bill's throne. The main square of the city was about ten kilometers from his position, yet the throne was huge, a colossus towering over the houses that surrounded it, ten times larger than them. When Kryptos had gone to sleep, the night before, half of the back was still missing and there were optical illusions on one side only: at that moment, however, the throne was complete and the illusions covered it, creating a kaleidoscope of abstract figures that passed from monochromatic to color, merged, changed the structure of the throne itself, by making it appear more squared or more rounded, with more or fewer dimensions, invisible or impossible, throne and more.

Kryptos put his feet on the windowsill and leaned over, one hand on the window frame. His gaze shifted from the hypnotic sight of the optical illusions, to what surrounded the throne. He expected to find hundreds of creatures who had worked on it, all the groups who had moved stones, painted and hoisted materials day and night, taking turns every time a group was tired. And he saw them: creatures of different races and colors, tiny dots in green suits. But they were scattered in a sea of thousands of other creatures, who crowded the square to the corners, massing together and under the throne.

And others were still coming: an endless flow of different creatures from every planet of Dimension Zero was filling the streets and converging on the throne. Smaller creatures who moved in groups, criminal bosses who pledged allegiance, generals with their armor and armies in tow, tentacular horrors floating in midair. Kryptos also recognized a delegation, led by the Prince of Lavalamp Monsters, followed by a group of colossal quadrupeds like Xanthar.

They were all there. All the peoples who pledged allegiance to Bill, all the allies he had made in that year and a half of negotiations, all the armies that had supported him, the enemies who surrendered and had been spared. And they all spoke to each other, regardless of race, as they walked towards the throne, eager to see their ruler.

The breath stopped on his lips, his legs trembled. It had finally happened, the day had come. Bill finally had his kingdom and his people. Kryptos turned to the door: did he already know? Had he already seen the crowd gathering? Was he ready? What would he say? Well, he had been the god of many people for millennia, finding the words did not have to be too difficult for someone like him. But did he know? And the others, did they know too?

He flew away from the windowsill, heading straight for the door. Before he could reach it, a red figure appeared in the doorway.

"You're awake!" Hectorgon greeted him. He had a newspaper in his hand and an astonished smile on his lips. Have you heard it?"

"If I heard it?!" Kryptos raised a hand to the window. His voice was shaking, his shape bubbled, excited. "I've seen it! They're everywhere!"

"I'm not talking about them," Hectorgon replied, putting the newspaper under Kryptos's eye. "I'm talking about this."

As soon as Kryptos lowered his eye, the first thing he read was the tile, in large letters:

"ORKEL OF THE SHYRV IS DEAD."

Cold overwhelmed him, wiping excitement away. Kryptos took the newspaper in his hands and turned to Hectorgon with his mouth wide open. He glanced at the crowd and their presence no longer seemed so miraculous.

All those people were not there just to see Bill. Those were not servants, who came to see their ruler. There were allies and enemies. And they were ready to start a war against each other.

"He killed him..." he murmured.

"Read it." Hectorgon tapped the page with a finger. "It wasn't Bill."

"What?!"

"It was one of the generals: they found the weapon in his house, still covered in blood. And the treasure chest Bill gave Orkel as a gift. The general tried to defend himself, but he started to fight with the other generals who came to arrest him and, according to the article, he started a fire that killed everyone." Hectorgon dropped his arm. "In one night, the entire Shyrv ruling class died. The only one left is an underminister, who spoke with Bill at dawn and pledged allegiance to him."

Kryptos was even more surprised.

"It's impossible."

"I know." the smile widened, his voice astonished. "He organized everything. Orkel was killed by deep cuts, too deep for a sword."

"Pyronica..."

"Then they stained the sword with blood, brought it to the general's home along with the treasure chest and spread the rumor that the general was the culprit..."

"So the other generals went to check."

"And once they were inside..." Hectorgon snapped his fingers, in a gesture they both knew too well.

Kryptos lowered his gaze to the article.

"He did everything in such a short time..."

"And there's no evidence or witnesses that can link him or Pyronica. Both of them were here all the time, everybody saw them and they never left. At dawn, when the underminister arrived, Bill was still partying in the ballroom. The newspapers said it was a coup, which turned against the generals." Hectorgon burst out laughing. "Every time I think he's not going to make it, he gets what he wants!"

"It was so stupidly risky!" Kryptos brought a hand to the top. "There's no way everybody believes it! Many people will still have doubts..."

"Sure, but there's no evidence," Hectorgon replied. "Orkel was burned according to the Shyrv custom, so nobody can check on his body. The generals are all burned in the fire. If people think Bill is innocent, they’ll see him as the god who was destined to rule. If they think he's guilty, then they’ll see him as a cunning assassin, powerful enough to control the media and the politic. Either way, he won." He turned to the window. "And today is the day of his triumph."

Kryptos looked back at the streets crowded with creatures and voices.

"How many do you think will have read the newspaper today?"

"Everyone, no doubt," the Hexagon replied. "Otherwise they wouldn't be here."

The door opened again. Kryptos and Hectorgon turned: it was 8-Ball.

"Are you ready?" He asked. "We have to go."

"Where?" Kryptos asked.

8-Ball merely lifted his arm and pointed to the throne.

 


 

He had not seen the throne up close during its construction, so Kryptos had no idea that there was a staircase surrounding it. The steps, two meters wide, were made of huge iridescent plates, arranged one on top of the other to form a pyramid, with the throne of optical illusions on top.

It was strange to walk in line in front of the crowd, but he just followed 8-Ball who was leading: even if he stared straight ahead, out of the corner of his eye Kryptos was still able to notice the gazes of all the people and to hear their murmurs, both admired and frightened.

"Bill Cipher's Henchmaniacs."

Only four or five nations had used that title, referring to them. But now that all people were gathered, those words flew from mouth to mouth, from race to race, adopted unanimously as a title to designate them: the inner circle, the court of Bill Cipher, the loyalists.

8-Ball stopped on the highest step and each of them occupied a step, on one side or the other of the throne. In front of him, Kryptos had Amorphus Shape: unlike him, she looked around with placid interest, making her gaze wander over the crowd as if she did not have everyone's eyes on her.

The mere thought of doing the same made his legs wobble, so Kryptos turned to the throne instead. From a distance, it was much taller than the houses, but up close it was even more huge. He had to lean back to be able to see the top and the seat was so wide that Xanthar's whole race could have sat on it.

Speaking of him... Kryptos shifted his gaze in front of him, at the opposite end of the steps: the one above Amorphus was empty, there was no trace of Xanthar and Bill had not yet arrived. He turned to his right, where Hectorgon was suspended on the bottom step, his arms behind his back.

"Where are Bill, Pyronica and Xanthar?"

"You know Bill." Hectorgon raised a corner of his mouth. "He's a diva, he likes to be fashionably late. I bet he's still in his room, getting ready to be more dazzling than ever, with Pyronica giving him advice."

As soon as he stopped talking, heavy footsteps caught their attention: Xanthar had arrived. He stopped on the last step, the widest one, and turned the huge muzzle without eyes or mouth towards the crowd. The front row backed away frightened, leaving a short clearing. The murmurs increased, whispers about "The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said" reached Kryptos, even if he was three steps higher. Xanthar ignored everyone and instead bent his muzzle towards Keyhole, who was giving him a friendly pat on the leg.

The murmurs in the crowd rose again: Pyronica appeared behind Xanthar, vibrant in her neon pink. She passed him, the cloak swaying behind her, and then turned her back on the crowd and started to climb the stairs. Her chin was tilted up, her lips folded into a satisfied smile and her flames shone brightly, tongues of white fire animated by fuchsia shades.

Pyronica reached the last empty spot on the top step, on the other side from 8-Ball, and all the murmurs died away. Perfect silence fell on the crowd, the whole planet seemed to be holding its breath. Everyone looked up and, following the direction of everyone's eyes, Kryptos saw Bill floating above the throne, his gigantic figure gradually lowering.

Once he sat down, Bill put his hands on the armrests and crossed his legs. He had enlarged his shape, to occupy the whole throne and thus be seen by those who were further away. Silhouetted against the optical illusions of the throne, his golden figure stood out even more: a vision of equilateral perfection, straight edges that contrasted with the twirls of the illusions, the immaculate surface opposed to the chaotic confusion of the throne, the symmetrical attention of the bow tie opposed to the irregularity of the shifting images. He looked like a perfect ideal, more perfect than any other figure, symmetrical and stable in the dizzying confusion of the throne, the anchor to hold on to, the light to turn to.

But that was not the only reason why everyone was looking at him. Something else caught everyone's attention, something which was floating lazily, half a centimeter from Bill's top.

He was wearing a tall, narrow top hat, as black as the bow tie. A hat that Kryptos knew, because he had seen it, just the day before, on the head of Orkel of the Shyrv.

"Oh, and by the way: nice hat."

Cold surrounded his arms and legs. Bill was sitting still, watching the crowd, challenging it. Kryptos turned: the crowd looked back at Bill, standing still in turn. He recognized the bright armor of the soldiers, two of the former generals of the Grasshopper Demons. He recognized the underminister Shyrv and many groups of other Shyrv scattered among the crowd.

He clenched his hands, pressing his fingers against his palms. It was so stupidly risky: Bill was testing his power, his influence, his kingdom. The Shyrv would rebel, recognizing the hat as proof of guilt. The Grasshopper Demons would support them in the name of old alliances. The Lavalamp Monsters would intervene, to support Bill. A war would have broken out there, before their eyes, inside the town's square, involving soldiers and innocents.

But the Shyrv were still looking at Bill, without changing their expression. The underminister was unfazed. The armies of the Grasshopper Demons just lowered the banners, which they had held up. Kryptos turned to Bill: his eye was looking all around the crowd, the black pupil was blacker and deeper than ever, as deep as when he looked between Dimensions.

He's checking. The thought struck him with glaring clarity. He's checking that nobody wants to rebel against him.

The long analysis ended in the same, perfect silence. Then Bill blinked and raised his arms from the throne.

"Today is the beginning of a new era," he thundered, with a firm and determined voice that reached the city limits. "Today a new life begins. Forget restrictions and rules! Forget the laws that made you enemies! Now you are all united! Now you are one people, in one kingdom. An invincible kingdom, which nobody can ever conquer. And I will be your Lord forever!"

And Bill laughed.

A deep laugh, so deep to make the earth tremble, the air vibrate, the stars quiver. A laugh that increased in volume, rising above every other voice, covering the entire planet. Bill raised an arm above him, as if to touch the sky, while the other grabbed the arm of his throne.

And, before their eyes, colors began to bloom. In the white and blue sky, a spiral was born, which widened in multicolored bands to the ends of their gaze, to the ends of the world. Red and green and yellow stretched over their heads, made the creatures raise their noses and arms, accompanied by exclamations of wonder. Red and yellow merged into orange, rolled into a spiral, dissolved again in red and yellow, met blue, green, black. A moving palette, colors that were not only such, but that vibrated and... and seemed to play. It was a confused melody, a crazy cacophony, colors that seemed to slip into their hands, caress their eyes, that seemed to hesitate and leap, that seemed to live a life of their own.

Hectorgon yelled, a whisper compared to Bill's thunderous laughter, which Kryptos could hear only because they were close. He was pointing to the throne and Kryptos saw that other colors flowed from the armrest under Bill's hand. Colors already seen and colors never seen flowed like water along the iridescent steps and widened in the town's square, making many creatures jump on the spot, while others bend to touch the ground, almost expecting the color to stick to their hands.

And then again heads rose and, before their wide eyes, the light began to change. The simple white light from the nearby star changed, taking on a golden tone. The two moons that revolved around the planet changed color too, their gray surfaces became red and green.

A huge black band passed in the sky and everyone saw the universe around, the usual black carpet dotted with stars.

Except that it was no longer black. The universe itself was crossed by bands of color in constant movement, on which the galaxies were different lights that moved in the opposite direction. And among those lights, scattered in space, there was something never seen before: bubbles of a single color, as large as planets, which floated very close without being attracted by its gravitational force.

His legs trembled. Kryptos looked down and saw only color. Color and more color, everywhere, which still overflowed from Bill, from his hand on the throne, from his arm stretched towards the sky. It was a lot, it was too much, it was chaos, there were thousands of voices talking, there were bands pressed on his eye, restrictions around his arms, a fabric that filled his throat and suffocated him.

Is this? Kryptos wondered, swaying. Is this what he feels?

"CELEBRATE THE KINGDOM OF ALL-SEEING EYE!" Bill thundered, in a voice that was the voice of the whole Dimension. "CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF THE NIGHTMARE REALM!"

The crowd knelt: some creatures threw themselves on the ground with their arms raised, others bowed more slowly, their bewitched eyes turned towards Bill, who laughed and laughed, filling the entire Dimension with his colors. Xanthar bent over on all fours, crouching on the ground. Keyhole and Teeth fell to their knees, awe in Keyhole's face and in Teeth's wide open mouth. Paci-fire bent over one knee, 8-Ball on both. Amorphus Shape lowered on the ground and folded the lianas, her five eyes wide as the first time she had met Bill, towering above her.

Kryptos' eye returned to Bill, who kept laughing, who kept pouring changing, shifting colors, who showed his synaesthesia, who was changing the entire Dimension with his pure will.

Is this?

Even if the white explosion had changed him. Despite... whatever he had become, he still had power. And it was not the usual power to burn everything or make small things appear. It was a complete transformation, as he had never done. He was changing the fabric of the Dimension itself.

He remembered the first time he had had a taste of Bill's powers, when it was just him, Hectorgon and Pyronica and Bill had transported them out of the bar, only to blow him up. In that distanced look, in his silhouette against the background of burning flames, Kryptos had caught the first sign of the abyss, had looked at the surface and sensed that there was an unimaginable power underneath.

And now that power was unfolding before him. Centuries had passed, Bill had changed, but he was still so powerful.

Pyronica bent over one knee. Hectorgon took off his hat and lowered himself to the ground, his lips parted in silent admiration. Kryptos also touched the ground, his eye always focused on that incredible creature, on that incalculable power.

His legs bent and Kryptos slowly knelt.

Is this what one feels before a God?

 

Notes:

Bill's words "This will be the last speech Orkel of the Shyrv would ever make." are a reference to what John Wilkes Booth said, when he listened Lincoln's last speech. According to Wikipedia: "Booth declared that it would be the last speech that Lincoln would ever make".

And, according to the AMA, when people asked Bill:
"What's with the hat? I like it! Where can I get one?"
He replied:
"JUST DO WHAT JOHN WILKES BOOTH DID! HE GOT TO KEEP THE HAT!"
Sooo... heh :)

So here we are! The Nightmare Realm is finally born!

Now you may ask: why? The reason is very simple: Lost Legends. When we saw the Nightmare Realm in Lost Legends, it wasn't a "boiling shifting foam" as Ford described it: no asteroids, no swirling colors, but a normal-looking Dimension, with some bubbles here and there.
Where were the colors? Where was the chaos? There was NOTHING.
I thought about it. A lot. A WHOLE lot. Because it didn't make sense. I had to find an explanation. And there it is. After all, the Nightmare Realm, apparently, isn't just something between Dimensions, but a Dimension of its own. And what could change a normal-looking Dimension into a place that deserved the name of "Nightmare Realm"?
The answer was Bill :)

Chapter 33: ACT V - Thirty-three

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 33

 

The Nightmare Realm responded to his requests.

Colors never stopped, they kept moving and changing constantly. The melody of red dominated along with the ringing of yellow but, at any moment, a new sound slipped into the concert, a new instrument emitted a couple of chords: sometimes it faded immediately, sometimes it hesitated for a longer time, permeating the music of a new, different, always changing sound.

A simple walk, floating from one galaxy to another, was enough to feel the flavor of millions of different foods, mixed in a banquet of contrasting perfumes, on a table with millions of textures. His lifeless hands were able to grasp the difference between several textures, his dead tongue savored the flavor of that banquet of colors, his empty form managed to change the world around him.

He was a dead star, but still able to change gravity around him. He was an electron in perpetual quantum uncertainty, which had managed to leave a tangible mark. He was pure energy that had found a medium to pour himself into. He was the lord of chaos who brought chaos to the order.

From a distance, he saw Pyronica, a dazzling pink shape against the red and black background of the universe. Her figure was a discordant sound, compared to the melody that surrounded her. It was music that moved differently, outside the concert that took place around him and for him, who had him at its center, God and Almighty Lord, surrounded by the perfection of that dancing chaos.

All other inhabitants of the planet, all other creatures, were discordant and familiar sounds. The Dimension itself warned him of their movements, depending on how the music changed, how the colors moved. When he reached out and created new bubbles of pure madness, the song of the Dimension distorted itself, to accommodate that new instrument, that new color.

He also started to create separate spaces, devoid of any meaning or purpose, just for fun. Some were found by his companions in their wandering through the Dimension, others remained known only to him and died in silence when he got tired of them.

The Dimension always satisfied him, the colors vibrated in harmony with his desires. The structure of matter changed around him, moved, created optical illusions, mixed music and flavors. The Nightmare Realm was an extension of him, its space was his colossal cloak and, in the movement of the flaps, the Dimension changed.

No restrictions. No rules.

His friends, his Henchmaniacs as they were called, looked at him with adoring eyes. After centuries and centuries of travel, they now had their own home, a perfect house free from the rules, where the party never ended and everyone was happy.

Bill laughed and his laughter echoed in the Nightmare Realm, giving new life to the relentless melody.

 


 

Since transforming the entire planet Onve into a huge Cosmic Sand fountain, much of the party had moved there. People plunged into it, some stood open-mouthed under the jets and drank, encouraged by the others. From his position at the top of the fountain, Bill saw their little silhouettes swimming in the blue and purple sea of the Cosmic Sand, he saw the beings lying on the edge of the fountain, too drunk to even stand up. Only a couple of creatures were able to come out standing on their legs, although unstable, and left, heading for some other planet to continue the party.

"You were here."

Amorphus Shape had appeared at his side. Her vines swayed, as if under a light wind.

"How does the party go on, at the borders?" He asked.

"Still wild," she replied. She lowered her eyes to look at the creatures celebrating and drinking in the fountain. "They set up a drinking contest on Verev and Pyronica won narrowly over Paci-fire. So they started a pyrotechnic fight and burned half planet, but I was getting bored and I took a ride, so I don't know how it ended."

Amused laughter and shouts came from the base of the fountain, together with the splash of Cosmic Sand.

"Do you want a drink?" Bill offered, pointing at the fountain.

"I drank a lot at the drinking contest," she replied calmly. "I had to take a ride, to clear my mind a little."

"You're not drunk."

"I know, I just absorbed the nutrients." Amorphus Shape lifted the blue tip of one of her lianas, turning it over in front of her eyes. "How much Cosmic Sand should I drink, to get really drunk?"

Bill thought about the answer when something attracted his attention. The colors around were vibrating differently, their scents were stronger, their music dissonant. He turned back: the dissonance came from a specific point and the scent currents had carried it to him, informing him.

Another random object? The Nightmare Realm warned him when random things entered, junk coming from the rest of the Multiverse that ended up in his kingdom by chance. But this time the warning was still vivid, the sound was too dissonant, the colors kept vibrating.

"What's up?" asked Amorphus Shape, her voice low, her shape tensed for the fight.

"Somebody's here." Bill got up from the fountain and floated in the direction from which the dissonance was coming. Amorphus Shape followed him.

"Who?" She asked him.

"Somebody from the outside."

"From the Multiverse?"

The vibrations grew stronger, as they approached the epicenter of the interference. Perfumes surrounded Bill, pulling him to the exact point.

It was a planet - H89 if he remembered correctly. There were about forty creatures, lying on cushions the size of buildings, which sucked in smoke from long decorated pipes. One of them exhaled and the smoke took on the appearance of an orange tiger, who jumped behind a green boat, exhaled by another creature.

The only figure out of place was a spot of silent gray, the only being standing and without a pipe, whose head was facing smokers. Bill came closer and the creature turned around, then widened his eyes at his sight and backed away, tightening his grip on the bag he wore tied to his belt.

"You're in the Nightmare Realm," Bill welcomed him. "The Kingdom of the All Seeing Eye. What brought you here, Friedrick?"

The creature jolted, surprised to be called by name.

"I ... I was running away," he said. "From Time Police. They wanted to put me in the Infinitentiary again." He tightened his grip around the bag. "Better death, than coming back to that place! So I jumped through the portal and..." he looked around. "I ... I thought this was Dimension Zero, the Multiverse's garbage dump. There was no life. I knew there was nothing. And I thought..."

"That you would've died of starvation? That's your lucky day, Friedrick!" Bill exclaimed. "No death for you! Dimension Zero is under new management! Now it's called Nightmare Realm and it's my kingdom."

"Your... what?" he looked at him from top to toe. "Who are you?"

"Bill Cipher, nice to meet you," he introduced himself, touching the tip of his hat. "All Seeing Eye and Lord of this place."

Friedrick was amazed.

"The Dream Lord?" He stammered. "Your... your legend has been handed down in my people for generations! Only the chosen ones will be visited by the Dream Lord, who will give them wisdom and power." He looked at him again from top to toe, enthusiastic. "And... and also in the Infinitentiary! There were prisoners thousands of years old, who talked about the All-Seeing Eye! His bounty is the biggest ever in the Multiverse because his power is equal to that of a God." He looked at him again, this time with eyes full of admiration. "Is that... is that really you?"

"It's me!" Bill replied. "You did well to go through that portal and come here." He raised a hand. "Now you're one of us. Join the party! You're free to do whatever you want! Time Police will never come looking for you here."

Friedrick bent down to touch the ground with his forehead.

"Thanks for everything, o mighty All-Seeing Eye."

Bill waved a hand and two of his people rushed, took the newcomer and dragged him with them to celebrate, among colored fumes and endless music.

 


 

After Friedrick, other creatures arrived in the Nightmare Realm.

At first, they ended up there by chance, just like Friedrick. Some decided to stay, became part of his colorful people and joined the party, praising and worshipping the All-Seeing Eye. Others, after celebrating and thanking the host, took their leave, promising loyalty and telling other races about him.

And they did: the seconds who arrived knew him already. They heard stories about him, tales of the God at the center of the universe, whose court danced with him and for him in an infinite party. They were curious travelers who stopped for a while, joined the party, experienced it and then left.

Creatures that came, creatures that left. And the party went on, without end.

Always the same.

He found an empty bare space, a planet abandoned by all its inhabitants, who went to celebrate who knows where. Everyone enjoyed drinking and smoking, everyone took part in the competitions, everyone danced, everyone laughed, everyone talked. Everyone was happy. And Bill also enjoyed watching everyone have fun.

For a thousand years.

All he had to do was snap his fingers and the planet was surrounded by rings of flame and ice. Bill passed them and went towards the heart of the planet, among the rotating gas clouds: color bloomed around him, red and yellow, a long blue band started from his feet, reached the gas core and transformed it into a shiny oval chair.

Bill sat down and raised his arms: the winds around him became thicker, the color covered them, drawing arabesques. By pointing his finger, he created little lights, fake copies of the stars.

Everyone kept having fun out there: they were laughing, enjoying being alive: they had every reason to celebrate. But not him, he was just a spectator. He could not experience that delicious boost given by adrenaline, that blurring of the senses due to alcohol, the melting sensation of all muscles that smokers felt, the acute signs of pain, the flowing drops of water on his shape, the bubbling of serotonin that made things truly fun and laughter more sincere. He was an empty box, a silent form, a ghost visible only because of his own will.

What did he have to celebrate? Nothing. What was there to celebrate, when he was just a bunch of strings barely held together? Nothing. They should have stopped that stupid party: how long has it been going on? Were they not tired yet, after a century of celebrating all the time?

Bill slumped against the chair, sulkier than before. Nobody could understand him, not even his companions. They too had reason to celebrate, after all: they too were alive, they had blood flowing in their veins, bones, muscles and flesh. They could hug each other, shake hands, hit each other, drink and eat and savor everything. They could not understand what it meant to look at the happiness of someone else and feel within themselves only emptiness. They were not empty like him.

"Bill? Bill, are you here?"

Bill jumped and clung to his chair. Through the streams of color, he saw a black silhouette: Pyronica.

"I'm here."

Bill closed his eye shut and tightened his grip on the chair. He wanted Pyronica to come in. To float beyond the barriers and come there, to see him in the chair and ask him "What happened?". He wanted her to be kind and understanding and to say "It doesn't matter, we're still your friends, we're here for you and we'll always be by your side". He wanted her to bring him out, to touch his hand without being afraid of what he had become, to be a perfect and wonderful friend and that everyone would say only the right things.

But he also didn't want her to see him at all. He wanted her to go away, not to understand that he locked himself there because he was empty and dead, because he no longer had a physical form. He wanted her to leave without suspecting anything, to stay loyal to him, to say nothing to anyone. He wanted that everyone would stay there and never leave. He wanted to still be their leader.

"Bill?"

"I want to be alone," he said. His voice was unfazed, his eye closed.

He wanted her to come in. He wanted her to go away.

"Why? What happened?"

“Because I no longer have a physical form. I'm no longer alive. And I hate it."

Why did she ask questions? What did she have to say about his decisions? She had to mind her own business! He was GREATER than everyone, including her! She just had to work for him and shut up! Go away, go away, go away, go away GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY!

"Nothing," he replied in the same tone. "I want to be alone, that's all."

"O... ok. Fine." A short silence, which stretched to infinity. "And... for how long?"

GO AWAY!

"As long as I feel like it. You can go."

Bill snapped his eye open, his pupil fixed on Pyronica's silhouette. He remained frozen on the spot, divided between letting her enter and shouting at her to go away until he ran out of breath, solidifying his position of God and his respect.

She did not have to know he was bored. She did not have to know he wanted to leave, but he couldn't do it.

"Okay," she said. "If you need anything... just, call us."

Her black silhouette became increasingly smaller, until it disappeared.

 


 

The thirds who arrived were different compared to the firsts and seconds.

They had not ended up in the Nightmare Realm by accident, running away from danger and thinking of finding death. They had not come there, because it was just one stop of their long journey. They had come there on their initiative, knowing what they would find there.

They had come to look for him.

Bill crossed his legs and relaxed against the back of his chair. There was no point in taking refuge on a planet and surrounding himself with barriers, if someone new came to talk to him every day. So he returned to his palace, among the half-empty rooms: at least he could welcome the visitors to his study, in front of a desk, ready to talk about business.

There were two visitors that day: both dressed in black, with a fedora on their heads and thick cigars between their teeth, accompanied by two bodyguards each. Jef and Jor, the two most wanted gangsters in the Multiverse in the past twenty years, experts in illegal multidimensional transfer. Precious stones, money, cursed or forbidden objects, living creatures: they had transferred everything, everywhere.

But they were not there to transfer anything.

"We're here to give you our support, Bill Cipher," said Jef, getting straight to the point.

Bill picked up his martini glass from the desk.

"Support me?" he repeated. He leaned against the back of the chair, twirling the alcohol.

"The Time Police aren't too happy with the situation here," Jef explained. "There are too many criminals altogether, and if someone wants to hide, it comes here. Your coming made them even more furious: it was difficult to enter Dimension Zero before, because there could've been hidden criminals everywhere. Now it's impossible to enter because you are there and you can't be faced."

"They aren't happy with it," his brother Jor continued. "They want to control all Dimensions and they don't like that there are others in charge. Well, there are also a lot of useless, less important people here and there, like the people who say that no, you're an evil demon and you can't rule over anything..."

"We disagree," said Jef, in a more calm tone. "We've seen your power."

"This?" Bill raised a hand. "I just did some redecorating. This was a boring Dimension before! It was missing a little bit of color, so..."

"Not this," Jor interrupted him, waving a hand. "We're talking about the White Light."

The voices fell, colors died out and all that was left was static gray. Bill's hand fell back on the armrest, the room disappeared, the two gangsters disappeared. There was only a black streak without stars. An opposing force that rejected him. Hands made of flesh and blood. Fingers covered with golden power. A smooth glass surface. White. Black. Ash that became less than ash. Dots of stars. Scream.

"All the Multiverse has seen it." Jef's calm voice penetrated through the static surrounding Bill. "It lit the sky of all Dimensions, from one end of the Multiverse to the other. It was so powerful, so incredible that it couldn't have been natural. Someone must have done it. And that someone could only be an exceptional creature."

The static subsided, colors rose again, the room came into focus, little by little. Jef and Jor were looking at him, their eyes burning with admiration.

"It was similar to the power of a God," Jef continued. "That light was... it was a challenge. Wasn't it?"

"Yes." The voice rose from the center of himself. Bill blinked. "Yes," he repeated, more convinced.

"You can overcome him," Jef insisted. "That light proves it. You want to go further, don't you? You can do it, we're sure you can do it." He held out his hand. "And when the time comes, we want to be on your side."

Bill looked at his outstretched hand. He looked at the two bosses, at their fierce looks.

"You can count on us for anything," Jef offered.

There was no lie in that voice, his expression was sincere: they wanted to collaborate with him. The white explosion must have really scared them. And, since they were just mere mortals compared to him, they decided to side with the powerful God, instead of hindering him.

They were not part of the Nightmare Realm, they did not risk anything, but they had been far-sighted enough to come in person to keep him sweet, just in case. They were smart, for being just a couple of smugglers.

Being the All-Seeing Eye is still worth something.

Bill left the empty glass on the desk, reached out and shook the boss' hand.

 

Notes:

It seems the party isn't all fun and games, after all. And something is going on in the Multiverse: all the criminals are reaching out for Bill... and we saw why. After all, canon Bill has a very big fame, is well known and he's a criminal. He should've started somewhere. And here we have the reason why :P

In the next chapter we will have some more conversation and maybe Bill will start to understand what all those criminals REALLY want from him...

Chapter 34: ACT V - Thirty-four

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 34

 

"We're more inclined towards the idea of a... destruction, rather than a creation." A subtle glance. "If you know what I mean."

He was the third criminal boss who came to see him, in just one month. And seriously, maybe Bill was missing something. He thought those criminals came to offer their help only out of fear, because he was the All-Seeing Eye, the Destroyer of Dimensions, the Lord of Knowledge and his fame was known everywhere.

But he was already the third guy to mention the explosion: the "White Light" as they called it. It had been remarkable, sure, but they did not use it as a mere example of his power, but rather as a key piece of evidence. Evidence of something he had not understood.

"I know very well," Bill said, then took a sip of Cosmic Sand. His interlocutor turned his back again, tapping the aquarium with his finger: this time the moray eels turned, opened the eyes scattered all over their bodies and started wagging their tails.

"This Multiverse needs a revolution," the boss spoke again. "It's the same old thing: respect the laws, do the same things, never cross the line. But who decided to draw the line at that point? One of us?" He turned to Bill, shaking his head. "No. It was the God of the Multiverse who did it."

Bill took another sip. The God of the Multiverse?

"I see."

What did Axolotl have to do with it now?

"But why should the line always remain fixed?" The boss asked, walking towards the desk. "Why can't we move it? The boundary of our freedom is so narrow that we can barely move inside it. What if we want to widen it a little bit? Just take a couple more liberties?"

"He wouldn't agree at all," Bill replied, rolling his eye. " He's a know-it-all and he thinks he knows what's best for everyone."

The boss put his hands on the desk.

"Exactly," he confirmed. "Don't you think it's unfair? We're treated like babies when we're perfectly able to figure out for ourselves what's best for us." He laughed. "We're all adults, here! The time when we had to ask for help from our parents is over! We can buy what we want, we can have an interdimensional business and we also take responsibility for our actions... if the Time Police catch us," he added, winking at him.

"If," Bill repeated, raising his glass. "How many years on the run? Twenty-five?"

"Twenty-six this year." The boss picked up his glass and touched Bill's, before taking a sip. When he lowered it, his eyes were sparkling. "I see we agree on the idea of changing things."

"I am always down for changes," Bill said.

The boss held out his hand.

"To change," he declared.

Bill emptied his glass and shook his hand.

 


 

"The God of the Multiverse established everything. But we want to make our own decisions. We want to be free to choose what to do and how to make mistakes."

"That's right," Bill supported him. The weight of his own failure and choices pressed against his empty form.

"We've been guided for billions of years by a distant God, who doesn't listen to us and who doesn't pay attention to our needs. He only establishes rules and laws. Laws that oppress and constrain us."

And Bill, tight in the noose of laws and closed in his cage, understood their frustration.

 


 

"The God of the Multiverse created too strict rules. In the past, when we were more simple and stupid, those laws could work. Now we evolved: we're clever and mature. Before we were children, now we're adults and we need much more. Isn't that what happens, when kids grow up? They want more things. Have you ever wanted something more, Cipher?"

"Me?" Bill looked at his glass. "I just wanted freedom."

"Exactly! Freedom: isn't it our first need? The desire that unites us all? By growing up, we all want to get out of our parent's protection and be free to explore! But how, how can we explore if we're blocked by laws on laws? What are our true limits? We don't know, because the laws prevent us from going further. What can we do and see? It's always limited because the God of the Multiverse has established we should have a life and a death and we could never see everything. Before we could accept it and be happy about it: but now we're adults. And we want to be treated like it."

 


 

"Urgh, even just his name reminds me of restrictions and limits. The Multiverse is like this, because the Axolotl decided it. We live and die, because the Axolotl decided it. Everyone has their own destiny and must suffer the consequences of their choices and bla bla bla. All because a God woke up one day and decided that he must give us rules. Well, we don't want them anymore. It's time for a new era."

 


 

"We hoped for many creatures, but none of them were really powerful. We supported the Tentacular Monster, but it just went after a couple of Dimensions and ignored others. There was also a really powerful demon, who opened an incredible rift through three Dimensions, but then Time Baby pulverized him. Despite this, we kept waiting and looking and hoping, because we knew some really powerful creature would arrive, sooner or later."

The wanted man bowed to Bill.

"For centuries it hasn't come," he continued. "But now it's here."

 


 

"The White Light was the crucial signal. The symbol of the challenge and the rebellion against God. No common creature could ever have done such a thing, not even Time Baby can unleash a similar power, to show it to the whole Multiverse! Only an exceptional creature could do it. One able to compete with God."

 


 

"Your power, Bill Cipher, can compete with the God of the Multiverse. Your power can oppose the Axolotl. And we think you can also surpass him."

 


 

"Why stop? Why hold you back? We all support your challenge and we're on your side. You can overcome the power of the Axolotl. And when you do it, there'll be no need for Gods anymore."

 


 

"No living thing has ever had a chance against him. But what you did... yes, you are strong enough to do it. You can destroy him."

 


 

"We realized it immediately, from one side of the Multiverse to the other. The time of revolution has come and we want to be on the winning side. When you’ll destroy the Axolotl, we'll be with you."

 


 

They had gathered in the main square, at the foot of his throne of optical illusions. Criminal bosses from all over the Multiverse, with the most important members of their gangs. All beings with whom he had made agreements.

Bill put his hands on the armrests.

"I am always in favor of changes," he began. "You've seen how this place has changed since it was known as Dimension Zero: the Nightmare Realm is now free under my domain, everyone can do whatever they want. There are no restrictions, no rules. The Axolotl is a know-it-all, but I'm not like him. I prefer chaos and freedom. This is what I promise you."

And his allies cheered.

 


 

"So... do you really want to destroy the Axolotl?"

Kryptos was clasping and unclasping his hands, his eye turned to a corner of the room. Bill turned his back on him and reached a window: a couple of creatures walked quietly on the street, met a smuggler who was talking to someone via communicator and each went their way.

"Do you know about him?" Bill asked instead.

"You told me about him," Kryptos replied.

A red band passed in the sky and everything became tinged with the memory of a distant fire, in a dark cave, with unknown travelers who welcomed him into their circle, when Bill still did not exist and he was a gray shape like all the others.

"We were preparing ourselves for sleep.”

"And what do people think here?"

"The stories aren't very different." Out of the corner of his eye, Bill saw Kryptos approaching him and looking from the window. "They call him "the God of the Multiverse" and they say he created everything, from galaxies to grass blades. They say he's a good God, who wouldn't harm anyone and who protects travelers from dangers." He turned to Bill: his eye was worried. "He’s not a bad creature."

"No," Bill replied, shrugging. "He's a know-it-all."

Kryptos raised an eyebrow.

"Your allies say you're the one who will destroy the Axolotl," he continued. "But he's pretty harmless. He's not like Time Baby, you have nothing against him. And no one has ever seen him around: they just talk about him. Maybe he doesn't even exist."

"Oh no, he does exist."

"Then maybe he's shy," Kryptos ventured. "That's why he doesn't show up."

Bill sighed.

"You don't see him around, because that smartass has more than ten Dimensions." He replied, rolling his eye. "He keeps to himself, too busy being cute and all he does is look. Then, if he feels like it, he helps and we can have a chat."

"So he's harmless...?"

"I wouldn't say "harmless"," Bill replied sullenly. "But he's an okay guy."

He leaned against the window frame and grabbed his arms.

"I should hate him," Bill murmured looking at the sky, its pink and blue bands so similar to those of the Axolotl's Dimension. "But I can't. He's the only one who always gave me the opportunity to choose. He never forced me to stick to one path. Even if free will doesn't exist, he lets me do whatever I want, no matter if it's right or wrong."

"But what's left is that you are free to choose, Bill Cipher. Do whatever you want."

"Wait... did you talk to him?!"

Kryptos' voice passed through the layers of memories. Bill turned: the Square looked at him with his mouth open, his eyebrow still bent in a puzzled expression.

"Yes," Bill confessed. He let go of his arms and raised them in front of him. "He's the one who gave me these powers."

If possible, Kryptos was even more shocked.

"W... what?"

"That last night in prison," Bill continued, looking him straight in the eye. "I called for his help. And he gave me the power to free myself."

Kryptos raised a hand to his top.

"But then... why do you want to kill him?"

"Did I ever talk about killing?"

"But... your allies..." Kryptos stammered.

Bill put his hands behind the form and looked at him. Kryptos answered his long gaze, waiting for an explanation, just waiting... until comprehension made its way into him, his pupil widened, his lips parted.

Bill turned to the window.

"Bill..." Kryptos' voice overflowed with concern. "It's dangerous."

"It's not like I lied." He shrugged. "I just said that I don't completely agree with the Axolotl and that I prefer to do things my way. And they supported me anyway."

"But if they realize you don't really want to kill him..."

"The deals have been made," he replied. He turned to Kryptos, looking at him with a sharp gaze. "The criminal bosses promised me their help, every time I’ll need it. They cannot back out of the deal: once it has been sealed, it must be respected until the end." He shrugged again. "I don't owe them nothing, I have no obligations. I never said that I would "kill" the Axolotl. And even if I wanted to do it, I can't reach him. It's my allies' fault: they never asked what I really thought, nor did they force me to do what they want."

Kryptos sat down in one of the chairs opposite the desk, his hand still holding the top.

"Why are you doing these dangerous things?" He complained. "If they found out the truth..."

"They couldn't do anything anyway, I'm much more powerful than them." Bill smiled at him. "Relax, Kryptos. I am the best merchant in the Multiverse, I never lose out."

 

Notes:

I never thought Bill hated the Axolotl. He talked about Time Baby with very threatening words, he killed him... but the little times he talked about the Axolotl, he just said he was a "know-it-all" and that he couldn't stop him. Like the perfect brat he is XD

And also, finally, Bill revealed how he got his powers. It took him twenty chapters, but he did it and now Kryptos knows too. There's just this little, insignificant detail that he's basically dead but hey, we can't pretend he will tell everything right now.

In the next chapter we will have some conversations and Kryptos being his usual, worried self. Things are going in a way... somehow. But is that a good way?

See you next week :D

Chapter 35: ACT V - Thirty-five

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

CHAPTER 35

 

Criminals from all over the Multiverse kept coming, looking for Bill. Many came just to talk, have a drink and went back to their business. Only a few extended their visit and wandered around the Nightmare Realm: they talked with its inhabitants, made some deals, enjoyed the party and, in the end, they too left.

The newcomers did not speak of Bill as a lord of knowledge or a dream demon. Bill was the one who would destroy the Axolotl, who had rebelled against the order and who would have created a new one.

Until that day, they wanted to be on his side.

Kryptos crossed his arms. From his position on the edge of the town square, he could barely see the center, where everyone was still dancing and playing. Among the multi-colored heads, he recognized the bright pink one of Pyronica and, looking further down, the bright turquoise of Keyhole. They were at the fourth dance in a row and still overflowed with energy, cheerful and carefree as ever.

In contrast, the thought passed to Bill, locked in his palace or who knows where, alone and gloomy, avoiding the party he had wanted so much. It was not like him to behave like this, it was not good for him to brood about who knows what sad thoughts. But Bill was stubborn and if he wanted to be left alone he disappeared or sent anyone who disturbed him away.

Kryptos remembered his golden shape, the side gently resting against the window of his study, his hands on his arms.

"The Axolotl gave me these powers."

Bill hadn't forbidden him to talk about it, so he could have told the other friends as well. But Kryptos could not: his mind could barely understand that thought, accept those words that kept repeating in a loop.

"He's the only one who always gave me the opportunity to choose."

He remembered a long-dead Dimension, in which there were only bubbles and ribbons of color floating in a black space: he was sitting on a bubble, with a very young Bill beside him who had just begun to dive into the sea of his powers.

"That's what I wanted. To know everything and to see everything. Now I can do it."

He remembered one of the many burning Dimensions and Bill holding out his hand, inviting him to join them in the hexadimensional leap.

"Where do your powers come from?"

He wondered about that tens of thousands of times over the centuries. Were they the result of a desire, a dream, a miracle? Were they the result of a magical astral conjunction that had hit Bill, among billions of others?

"There aren’t so many creatures endowed with powers like his, in the Multiverse." Hectorgon had told him millions of billions of years earlier, inside the bar where they found Pyronica. "Did you think those powers he has are a common thing?"

They had stopped asking themselves, in the end. They got used to it: Bill just had them. Occasionally he discovered a new power that made their journey more interesting, but it was all. They were just there. And even asking seemed useless: all of them had known Bill with his powers, they had never seen him without.

Except for Kryptos. He was the only one who had seen him as he was before. Before being a God, before having those powers, before calling himself Bill. He had known him when he was still a mortal Shape, locked in a prison and as helpless as anyone else in the Plane. He was the only one who never forgot Bill was not born with those powers but had acquired them.

"That last night in prison, I called for his help. And he gave me the power to free myself."

A distant memory, a Triangle of golden light, a silhouette against the gray and blue background of a burning flat world.

"I told you I’d find a solution to the problem."

For millennia, Kryptos had no idea how he did it. He had always wondered what happened that last night, after leaving Lelx alone in his cell. After running out of his tears, after confessing that he could never save him. He had felt so helpless on his way home, so useless, so fragile in front of the overwhelming power of the system...

"Hey."

Kryptos blinked: the distant image of a kitchen bathed in light frayed, the figures inside the room became opaque silhouettes, the touch of a soft hand became wind. He turned, blinking in the explosion of colors that surrounded him, and saw Hectorgon at his side. His red was brighter than ever, his mustache of an intense black, the turquoise of his tie was a blinding light bulb.

"Hey," Kryptos greeted him.

"Why so worried?" The Hexagon asked, a corner of his mouth stretched upwards. "Don't you like music? Lioh has become a huge swimming pool: if you want, you can go for a swim there and relax."

"Maybe later," Kryptos replied, with a drawn smile.

Hectorgon shifted his invisible gaze in front of him.

"This party is lasting too long, isn't it?" His voice was calm, with a hint of fun. It reminded him of the early days, when it was just the two of them, Pyronica and Bill. "It's no longer as fun as it was at first."

"True," he confirmed. "But I don't want to be a buzzkill. The others are still enjoying it."

"The others are kids," Hectorgon replied. Even without having eyes, that tone made it clear that if he had them, he would have rolled them. "The more they play, the happier they are."

Kryptos held back a chuckle.

"You once said I was a kid too," he shot Hectorgon an amused glance. "While you were the only adult."

"And you told me I was too old to be part of the gang."

"Hey, that's not true!" Kryptos elbowed him, laughing.

"Right, you were just amazed that I was still alive," he replied, with a broad smile.

Kryptos also smiled.

"I didn't think you remembered it."

"I remember everything." Hectorgon crossed his arms and leaned his back against the wall, next to Kryptos. "Did you feel melancholic?"

"A little bit," he admitted. "It was simpler, back then. There were no... realms or people or deals with criminal bosses. We were just a bunch of friends who wanted to explore the Multiverse."

The music stopped for a moment, the instruments changed. A new melody started, even more cheerful than the previous one: everyone welcomed it with enthusiasm, Pyronica first, and started dancing again.

"Does Bill really want to stop here?" Hectorgon asked, breaking the silence.

Kryptos remembered Bill, his hands clasping his arms. He remembered that same arm under his hand, when he had touched it and felt just a magnetic field opposing his touch.

"So it seems," he replied. "At least for now."

"Why?" Hectorgon asked again. "He doesn't want to join the party, nor he's interested in stopping it. What's he doing here? Watching the others celebrating while he stands in a corner, alone, depressed and angry?"

"I know he shouldn't." Kryptos shrugged. "But he's stubborn and if he decides something..."

"He does what he wants," Hectorgon completed in his place. He sighed. "If he just told us why he's depressed and angry, we could do something to help him."

"He'll tell us, only when he wants."

"As always."

"As always."

Another sigh.

"He's not in a position to lead a kingdom," Hectorgon said. "He should enjoy some peace and quiet with us, and let off steam by taking all the time he needs. Instead, we never see each other, he's always surrounded by people who call him and now there are also these criminal bosses. Do you remember the last time we chatted, all nine together? And no, I'm not talking about when we found Xanthar, because we talked for twenty minutes. I'm talking about a real chat, for hours."

Kryptos bit his lip.

"After Amorphus Shape."

"Exactly." Hectorgon smoothed his mustache with a worried expression. "Since then, we haven't had a friendly chat anymore, which lasted for at least an hour. We talked to each other and in groups, but not all nine together. How many times has Bill taken part in our conversations since we arrived in the Nightmare Realm? I'll tell you, not even one. Bill is never there and, when he talks to us, they're really short conversations, or he's letting us know of his plans and ordering us to do something." He turned to Kryptos. "We no longer talk together. Bill rarely talks to two of us at the same time. The last time I spoke to him it was just me and him, last week. We talked for half an hour and it was an exchange of information: he wanted to know what was going on at the borders, if we had solved the problem, if someone was involved and how things went on. It wasn't a chat with a friend: it was a soldier's report to his general." He rubbed his arms, uncomfortable. "And I'm not a soldier, neither is Bill my general."

"I'm sorry."

Hectorgon shook a hand.

"I hope that, at least with you, he keeps talking and not exchanging information." He pursed his lips. "You're right, you know? It was easier before. Bill was vain and stubborn, but at least he liked being with us, while now he avoids us."

Kryptos looked down.

"I'm really sorry," he repeated. "I would like to tell you that I know why he does it, but I don't know either." He shrugged. "I wish it was as simple as it once was."

Hectorgon supported him in silence and the music filled the space between them, the laughter overlapped their sad thoughts.

"Hey." Hectorgon clapped Kryptos on his back, with a sparkle of liveliness. "It's no use if we both get depressed too: let's have some fun. If we clear our minds, maybe we'll find a way to lighten up the mood of our All-Seeing Eye." He raised his thumb behind him. "Let's go to Lioh. I bet Amorphus Shape is still there: she's been living in that pool for three days. Xanthar was close by the last time and, if we stay long enough, I bet the others will come to dive." His smile widened. "We'll have a nice chat together. What do you think?"

Kryptos gave him a shy smile.

"I think it's not a bad idea," he replied and let Hectorgon guide them to their destination.

 


 

From the window of Bill's study, Kryptos could see the whole city. The last time there were just three people on the street, one of whom was just a visitor: at that moment, the streets were overflowing with different creatures. Some moved with the rush of a worker, others paused to look at the shop windows, others stood in front of the open shops.

"Many are back," Kryptos commented cheerfully. "And many others have moved here: I don't remember all these Shyrv and Zalogre here before. Even the stores reopened almost everywhere!"

"They finished celebrating, then?"

Bill's tone froze the smile on Kryptos' face. It was surly, with a hint of bitterness and an aftertaste of boredom. Kryptos glanced at him, but he only saw his back and his hands pressed on the windowsill, on the sides of his shape.

"So it seems." He tried to smile again. "It wasn't necessary to stop them or tell them to go back to work: they did everything by themselves. Convenient." And let out a short laugh.

On the other side, a cold, impassive wall answered him. Kryptos stopped laughing: compared to the previous time, Bill was much more surly and distant. Kryptos had thought that, perhaps, after revealing the origin of his powers, he would have vented more and said something else: but perhaps Kryptos overestimated his luck.

"I haven't seen other new people around," he continued, trying again to start a conversation. "But there are several new criminals: yesterday we saw the new bounties put on by the Time Police and there are at least another one hundred and two that..."

"How do people behave?" Bill asked instead, ignoring his words. "Are they happy?"

"Uh? Oh, sure," He replied. "In a couple of planets, they established that there will always be a party, so anyone who wants can go there and have fun. They like that. And, of course, they're grateful to the Lord of the Nightmare Realm who allowed all of this."

Silence. No vain replies from Bill, no satisfied giggles, no arrogant and proud eyes.

"And what about the others?"

"They're... they're back here," Kryptos murmured. "They go out to check the Nightmare Realm every now and then."

"Do they have any problems? Are they fine?"

"It wasn't a chat with a friend: it was a soldier's report to his general. And I'm not a soldier, neither is Bill my general."

"Why don't you ask them?" Kryptos asked, before he could stop his words. "They're your friends too. You can talk to them."

"Because I'm busy. " His voice cracked the glass and Kryptos backed away from the window.

"We can help you," he tried, in a conciliatory tone.

"Help me by checking the borders."

"We're already doing it..."

"Then keep doing it."

No, no, it wasn't right. Kryptos wanted to talk with Bill, not bugging him. And he definitely did not want to report to him, as if he were his soldier.

"What about a break?" He proposed. "Thirty minutes, not one second more. We can go to the Quadrangle of Qonfusion. I saw it yesterday: it's really beautiful, one of your best creations." He smiled. "We'll have a small walk, look at the galaxies for a little while, talk about the latest news from the Multiverse..."

"Kryptos." Bill's tone, although firm, did not have the same anger as before. "No."

"Um... maybe later?"

"No," Bill replied. "Thanks, but no. I don't want to go out."

But you must. You can't stay locked in here forever. It's not like you to be locked in one place and be so surly.

Kryptos pursed his lips, preventing those words from coming out. Bill no longer seemed as annoyed as before, but neither willing to open up.

"Now go," Bill said. "I want to be alone."

It was not an angry, annoyed or cold order. Just a firm and determined one. As stubborn as he was.

What can I do?

There was not much to do in that situation. Kryptos just turned around and left, leaving Bill alone as he asked.

As soon as he closed the door, he heard a click: Bill no longer wanted to be disturbed. Great, more isolation: just what he needed.

With a sigh, Kryptos walked down the corridors, passing in front of the high windows. The multicolored light lit the equally colored streets, reflected through the shiny glass and designed bands of light on the floors. A world touched by Bill's hand, invested with his power, which however gave him no joy.

All the other times, in billions and billions of years, when a place bored him, Bill left. He left the planet that disappointed him, abandoned the people to themselves, and burned the Dimensions that had nothing special. This time was different: he had stopped there, colored the Dimension, modified it to make it strange and weird. He had invested time and energy to subdue everyone to his will, to create an unbeatable kingdom and then he started a party that went on for years.

Still, the Nightmare Realm didn't make him happy.

Centuries ago, before discovering that they had only explored a fragment of the entire Multiverse, Kryptos had wondered what would happen when Bill would have reached its end. After visiting every Dimension, talking to every civilization, destroying all that was boring and letting only strange and different things be reborn... what would he do? Where would he go?

Kryptos reached one of the windows and sat on the windowsill. Once he feared that the Multiverse would not be enough for Bill. But now that Bill had locked himself in that large prison, as strange and colorful as he liked, Kryptos wondered if Bill would ever take his gaze outside the borders of the Nightmare Realm.

 

END OF CHAPTER 35

END OF ACT V - NIGHTMARE REALM

Notes:

And so here we are, another act is closed! The situation isn’t easy, isn’t it? Bill refuses to go out and his dead form isn’t helping either. His friends are unaware of what the problem really is and there are criminals everywhere. Ah, just another Tuesday.

A new act awaits us next week. Surprises! Discoveries! Colors! People! Bill having some fun! Bricks! Square and compass! Stuff! Approaching canon! It’ll be a fun ride :))))

See you soon! <3

Chapter 36: ACT VI - Thirty-six

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 36

 

"Then it's settled: we reconfirm the previous deal with my ancestor and I pledge unconditional allegiance. I also offer you the Or family alliance for this entire generation, until the title of head of the family will pass to my successors, and for the generations to come." A little bow. "In return, you'll give me enough knowledge to make the family business thrive for the next millennium."

"Perfect." Bill held out a hand to the young Or. "We can reconfirm the deal."

"Are there any problems with this little addition?"

"Not at all," Bill replied. "But if your successors want to keep it like that, they'll have to reconfirm it too, when they'll come to me to renew our deal."

The new head of the Or family bowed again. He was young even by mortal standards, a thin little creature who had recently reached adulthood. But he had studied every detail of the first deal between Bill and his ancestor and had carefully chosen the words with which to make that request. After all, why be an ally of the Lord of Knowledge, if he could not have some of that knowledge in return?

For Bill, it wasn't a problem: a pinch of knowledge, in exchange for unconditional help whenever he needed it. And the kid hadn't even brought up the idea of many of his other allies, who wanted Bill as the one who would destroy the Axolotl. Even better.

"I'll make sure that this addition won't be forgotten." The young Or smiled at him. "Thank you for your kindness, All Seeing Eye. And for telling me about my ancestor: it was very pleasant."

"Teha Or was one of the best traders," Bill replied. "I think you'll become like him, boy."

"He was a visionary, that's why he managed to create a business that has been going on for billions of years." The young man looked at his hands. "I hope to succeed in at least half of his work. For now, I'm visiting all our contacts scattered throughout the Multiverse." His voice took on a more lively turn. "Last year I was on Rodenthus for the first time and it wasn't what I expected at all. People told me about the beaver beings, but I didn't think I would find so many, since they're still a young race."

The boy's thoughts shifted. The family photos, his mother's smile, his brothers opening boxes, the study cluttered with papers, the large portrait of Teha Or above the fireplace, everything vibrated, changed color and shape. Instead of the familiar images, new ones arose in his mind: images of a green world, with giant trees and beaver beings circling him, sniffing the air.

"Then I visited Lohren and I went to Lottocron 9, which was nearby. They're on the opposite side, compared to your Dimension," the young Or continued, giving Bill a polite nod. "Lohren has changed his policy and now everything must be green: I don't know how they distinguish food from inedible stuff, but at least their packages can be recognized at a glance. Lottocron 9, on the other hand, is wonderful as always. I attended a wedding while I was there."

Streets of glistening green vibrated beneath his feet. Fragrant mint with a spicy flavor dripped from the facades of the buildings. At the golden entrance to the casino, a woman in a white dress with a red sash at the waist, identical to the same red sash that played deep notes on her hidden eyes.

"The next destination will be Dimension 14/: I have a couple of contacts there, right on the edge of the event horizon. They bring me materials of the highest quality."

A new world, an unknown world, huge cities with very high towers, built on the event horizon of a colossal black hole, its black popping around.

"Then, of course, the Great Hiskal. I've already been there two years ago, but there's a new boss now and he's an old friend, so we'll have to review the agreements to make them more balanced."

A blue, clear and starless universe. The planets were gigantic amethysts, with towers carved out of the mineral. A purple so rich, its smell of fragrant wind, a nutty flavor so strong, a horn sound so deep...

He was out of breath, his eye burned. Bill blinked and returned to his own mind, away from young Or's thoughts.

"Finally, there is Merma, but it'll be a short visit: as soon as I'll tell them that I'm coming from the All-Seeing Eye Dimension, they will cut short." Yet another elegant nod. "Your name is still revered in the Multiverse."

"I... I'm glad." The voice gave him a tremor and Bill clenched his hands into fists. The sparkling colors of young Or's memories danced in front of him. "They do well to worship me. I hope they also remember what I'm capable of."

"The stories about your incredible powers are always alive." The young man turned. "I think my portal has finally opened."

Bill followed the direction of his gaze: a portal had just appeared two meters away. It was of the same swirling blue as always, a sweet honey flavor overflowing from every point of the spiral: however, there was also a small hint of purple, sharp and deep, which made the colors of the Nightmare Realm vibrate.

"That's the right one," Bill confirmed. "It'll take you to the capital of Merma. From there, I think you'll be able to go on your own."

The young man touched the tip of his hat.

"Thanks again for the deal."

"No problem." Bill put his hands behind the shape. "Thank you for visiting."

The young Or turned and, with one hand on his hat, walked through the portal. Even with his back to him, Bill knew he was smiling: satisfied with a good deal, satisfied because he was going to a different Dimension, satisfied with seeing other things and talking to different people.

The young Or passed: little by little, the blue stopped swaying and rearranged itself in a slow turn. The Nightmare Realm was still vibrating in disharmony with that new chord, with those new scents, with those foreign flavors. Fragments of something different.

And the portal was always there. It wasn't shrinking, it wasn't fading. It was still open and its colors swirled, inviting him.

Maybe…

Bill came closer. Different colors and flavors called him, invited him, attracted him: he allowed himself to be attracted, his sight filling up more and more with the blue of the portal.

Why couldn't he cross it? He was still alive, after all, despite the white explosion. He had managed to hold his strings together, only by sheer willpower. He didn't have a physical form, but that couldn't be a limit, right?

The Nightmare Realm disappeared from his eye and all that was left was the blue in front of him. Bill held out a hand. It had been so long...

An imbalance made his yellow screech, something collapsed in his mind. The atoms of the fingertips broke their bonds, the electrons were lost. The strings changed their configuration and, under his wide-open eye, his fingertips pulverized.

A deep fear hit him, claws grabbed his mind and Bill shot back as if he had been thrown away from the portal. He brought his left hand to him and covered it with his right: they were both trembling.

If I…

He wasn't stable enough to pass through a portal. His strings were too weak, the atoms too fragile to hold him together in such a long leap across multiple dimensions.

If I hadn't…

His legs were shaking too. He looked at his fingers: the tips were still a little straight as if the top had been cut off. He had had enough strength to keep himself whole, but he didn't have enough strength to resist an interdimensional leap.

If I hadn't paid attention...

The portal would have torn him apart. No willpower would have been enough to put his strings back in the right configuration: the atoms would break apart, the electrons scatter. And there would be nothing left of him.

He felt like throwing up and coughed, but nothing came up from his nonexistent stomach. His arms still trembled. He looked around: there was no one in sight. But he had to go, no one could see him there. Nobody was supposed to see him so fragile.

Bill shot off, in the direction of the Quadrangle of Qonfusion. He landed on one of the steps and ran up at breakneck speed, until his legs and arms stopped shaking and his fingertips were rounded again.

Once he reached the landing, he fell to his knees and hands, panting. The memory of his ancient failure unwound before him, the scenes followed one another, still as vivid as ever: the edge of the Multiverse, the starless void, the muffled pulsing of what was lying beyond, the law of balance that rejected him. His power surrounding him, pulsing in his flesh. The law breaking under his fingers, the delicate glass rim.

The white explosion.

Eighty billion years had passed. Those events should have STOPPED repeating themselves. He should have STOPPED screaming in his mind. The pain should have faded. But it COULD not fade, not when HE HIMSELF was the failure. He, with a form that was neither bone, nor flesh, nor blood. He, who had lost his physical body in the explosion. He, who was only strings and atoms, held together by the mere will to exist.

He who couldn't MOVE. He who was POWERLESS.

Dazzling red anger blinded his sight. Bill banged his fist on the ground and the ground broke beneath him, a crack split the stone in half.

Anger boiled up. Once, with the same blow, he would have pulverized the entire staircase! Once, with a wave of the hand, he would have created blue flames capable of DEVOURING Dimensions! He would have displaced planets from their orbit, piled rocks to form asteroids, made stars collide just to see them explode!

What had he been able to do in the Nightmare Realm, instead? He poured color everywhere to make it a little less hateful to the eye, made galaxies change position every Thursday and created bubbles of pure madness. Just BUBBLES, in which there was a bit of everything inside. BUBBLES! He couldn't bring up planets or collapse stars or BURN THAT DAMN PLACE!

He was WEAK, WEAK, WEAK. He could not create, he could not destroy, and worst of all, he could not leave.

He raised his fingers again and, like every day for eighty billion years, he snapped them. Like every day, the snap was weak and muffled.

He could not jump. He could not go away. Neither through portals nor by jumping between Dimensions. The paths through the Sixth Dimension and the long bridges of the Ninth were closed to him. His favorite power, the greatest of all, had been taken away from him.

"You hate the cage, but it will be in a cage where you will spend most of your life."

With a frustrated cry, Bill pressed both hands to the landing and blew it up, a thunderous explosion that threw pieces of golden stone everywhere. He grabbed the nearest column and broke it with his bare hands, then smashed it to the ground. The upper level shook, cracks opened on its surface: Bill floated around it, grabbed the edge with one hand and pushed, until it broke. The stone fell, shattering on the lower landing.

It wasn't RIGHT! It was the fault of the MULTIVERSE and of its stupid LAWS! It was their fault if he was suffering now! THEY had taken away his power! THEY had confined him to that Dimension! THEY had deprived him of his body! They had made him so POWERLESS!

He wanted nails to scratch himself, he wanted skin to feel the pain. The recent failure overlapped with the fresh one, the blue portal overlapped the white of the explosion: if at least that portal had worked, if it had freed him from the cage...

Bill screamed again, with enough fury to bring down the nearby column. It collapsed, taking the upper level with it. Bill grabbed his arms and felt just a magnetic field: the only protection that still held him together. If he had walked through the portal without thinking...

CURSED THE MULTIVERSE!

He had tried SO MUCH to distract himself! He went over every inch of Dimension Zero, talked to every single creature, created the Nightmare Realm, welcomed anyone and made deals. But nothing, NOTHING served to distract him! NOTHING made him forget that THEY were free and HE was in a cage, HE was the one forced to sit there and hope that someone would come, that at least one person would come in to talk to him and free him from his lonely prison...

I DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! I DON'T DESERVE THIS! DAMN TEN DIMENSIONS! DAMN LAWS!

He grabbed the top and turned his back to the center of the Quadrangle: he looked out at the planets glittering against the multicolored backdrop of the Nightmare Realm. He had hoped so much that place would give him at least a little joy. Instead, he had only managed to color a gray prison, to not hear its silence.

Red with a sweet flavor mixed with the fresh apple of the orange, a band of crackling black slipped into the melody of pink. The colors of the Nightmare Realm reset, a sign that the portal had finally closed.

The portal…

An echo of those colors tickled his eye, stroked his lashes, whispered against his senses. It was similar to the colors that had crowded young Or's mind, powerful scents, wonderful melody and such intense flavor, Bill had to re-enter his own mind.

His visitor was now gone, but the colors of his mind were still hovering around Bill's, exotic flavors lingered on his tongue. Their music surrounded him, their melody was discordant with that of the Nightmare Realm, surprising, different. Melodies of new worlds and worlds that had changed.

He lowered his hands from the top and joined his fingertips. Between his dead and impalpable fingers, he felt the memory of red, the smoothness of black, the wavy green, the pointed purple of the amethyst-like planets. They were new and wonderful worlds, which he had never seen. Worlds that were born from the ashes of the destroyed ones. Worlds of exotic flavors. Worlds dug in minerals. Worlds on the brink of black holes.

Worlds that were all denied him. Worlds he could not visit.

However…

He turned to the inside of the Quadrangle. Maybe... even if he could not visit them... maybe he could... look at them? Even for just a moment? He could not be there in person, but he could always listen to their colors, smell their melodies, taste their scents. And if some creature appeared, he could also see what they looked like.

Bill looked back, to the rest of the Nightmare Realm. He could look at those worlds. Or he could go back to his palace, to his rooms that were always the same, to think about all his failures all over again.

Bill flew out of the Quadrangle, heading for the nearest bubble: it was dominated by red, with purple and green curls spiraling on its surface. Bill slipped inside, letting himself be surrounded by those velvety walls. A snap of his fingers and the wall became thicker: just in case some meddler tried to snoop.

He moved his hands in a semicircle and the space around him filled with screens: large, small, of every possible shape, they floated weightlessly, transmitting images from every point of the Multiverse. Bill turned on himself, his eye running through each screen, drinking those images like water from a spring.

After eighty billion years of looking just the Nightmare Realm, the All Seeing Eye turned his gaze to the rest of the Multiverse.

 


 

Dimensions had changed since his last visit. They had grown, developing ever larger cities, ever more powerful empires, ever more advanced technologies. Some had already colonized their own galaxy, setting up bases on each planet and building portals to connect to the nearest Dimensions. There were more commercial exchanges, more different creatures that lived in the same environments. In some cases, like Lottocron 9, the Dimension had opened up to all others and every single planet was overflowing with beings from every point of the Multiverse.

But there were also other Dimensions. Smaller, with people still unable to make interstellar travels, but who had been able to accomplish wonderful things. Buildings made of pure wind, city-towers of glass and sand, spiral worlds. A Dimension had statues covered in a color he had never seen before, another one had inhabitants that looked like camels, with thin, mile-long legs. Bill had watched them move, swaying and swaying without ever falling. He had looked at the spaghetti rain with wide eyes, he had caressed the screen that showed new colors.

There was so much, there was...

"Still a lot for you in this Multiverse."

...everything. And many creatures had never seen or heard of him. Who knows what their Dreamscapes were like.

Bill walked away from the square screen that had shown him the sand worlds and it turned off. One by one the exotic colors faded into crackling black and the screen itself disappeared, leaving the variegated red of the bubble in which Bill had locked himself. He turned around and raised a hand, turning off the screens behind him.

A circular screen caught his eye, and the scent of black stopped his arm. Bill moved closer: the screen showed nothing special, just a young black universe, still full of atoms and gases, with newly formed fragments of gray rock.

He focused on the background, on that black. It smelled… familiar. A distant sensation tingled in his impalpable hands: the glass of a jar, the lid being turned and then smooth, flowing circular marbles.

"When I was a small Shape, I had a lot of marbles in a jar. Every time I put my hand inside, I felt the black."

Under his eye, matter clumped together more and more, held together by gravity. The silent gray, the black, all the shades in the rock lit up more and more, the red of the heat and the orange illuminated the stone fragments, it made them melt together. The gases surrounding that incandescent cluster approached and...

And the black space exploded in dazzling light. A white light that erased everything, which erased

my shape

the space around it, covering every sound with its slow breath, the same breath of that cursed moment, the same white of his failure, the same...

The light dimmed, little by little, making black and blue re-emerge. From the heart of the white emerged a glowing sphere, white and red, surrounded by space dust.

A star.

His right hand trembled. Bill put his fingers on the screen and scrolled the image, shifting his view to another point of that dimension. His eye was captured by another star, with the same frightening white, but also with a hint of blue.

"Smell the rain. What do you feel?"

"You."

Clusters of interstellar dust were gathering around the blue and white star, fragments of rock joined together to create a planet. Gray and black and brown mingled, new shades unfolding with each rotation of the newly formed planet. The blue of the rain-scented star became more intense, thanks to the ticking brown coming from the planet: the same ticking of a rain heard centuries ago, in a library that was overflowing with different music.

"I heard this sound for years and I never knew how to connect it to something. Now I know it's brown."

Bill shifted his gaze again, away from the individual stars, leaving the single planets behind, until they became smaller and smaller white dots.

And as he moved away, other colors appeared on the screen. Galaxies with red shades, soft between hands, which stretched like silk among the stars. Purple powder quilted with white diamonds, impalpable. The memory of a windy day, a scent that stayed on him and he had not been able to identify for years.

"Purple has the smell of the wind."

The yellow. The stars gave off a warm yellow light, bright points compared to the blue of their neighbors. A yellow that was his yellow, which was the memory of an open drawer, of cutlery between his teeth, of a vibration that reached his core.

"It's like this. It's crunchy and... and something else. I don't remember now. I've tried it before. And it's like a second surface."

A pink that mingled with the wind, which was the memory of a world impossible to reach, of a space outside, of a Guardian who had answered his invocation.

"I will give you the greatest gift, what nobody in the Plane has ever granted you: free will."

Bill blinked. It was not shaking just his right hand, but both hands. His form, too, was shaking as if in panic, like when the portal had almost disintegrated him.

He looked at the screen again. That was a young Dimension, too young to be interesting: there was nothing but rocks and a couple of newly formed gases. But its colors... the black was the same as his childhood, the gray was that of the Plane, the yellow was that of his shape, the blue was that of his devouring flames.

They're mine.

Every single color was the same in his earliest memories, trillions of centuries ago.

What world is this?

The other Dimensions always had slightly different colors: the red was always a little sweeter, the purple scent of the wind always had something more or less, the blue was always more or less peppery. But in that world, there were the exact same colors as his memories. The black had the exact same smell of embers of that distant day, trillions and trillions of years before, in Rìem's library. The gray had the same silence as his ancient prison. The yellow was the same as his shape, it was his own, it was just like him.

In that Dimension, there were his colors, together with the white of the explosion that condemned him.

Awareness hit him and Bill stepped back, shocked. He looked at his shaking hands, looked at the screen that showed him that little universe in formation. A young universe, which had part of himself and of his failure.

"I created it..."

Those words floated in his bubble, surrounded him, and settled on him. He saw himself again in front of the edge of the Multiverse, so very thin under his fingers. The law of balance rejected him, tried to keep him inside. Bill pressed against it, using more and more energy: he felt its power become liquid, flow through his veins, radiate like heat from his surface, run like tears. The opposing force broke, his fingers touching the edge of the Tenth Dimension.

And... what had happened, when everything exploded in the dazzling white light? That light had traveled from one end of the Multiverse to the other, everyone had seen it. Its power had been remarkable: there was nothing in the Multiverse that could even approach it, not even the most destructive of black holes, not even his devouring blue flames. Such a power could very well have created a new Dimension.

But that power had not exploded by itself. That power had been unleashed because of him. He had been the spark that ignited the explosion. He had provided enough power to make the Multiverse glow with white light. He had given the means for that explosion to create a new Dimension.

He floated over to the screen again and placed a hand on its surface. That was his universe.

"The universes are born and die without anyone's need. Here they only find a fertile ground in which to grow."

The Axolotl was wrong. That world was not born by itself, by pure chance. That world was born because of Bill.

Just... why so late? The explosion took place eighty billion years ago...

"I marked everything on the walls of the cave. By counting the days in thirty-hour cycles and the months in thirty-day cycles, as I did in prison: eleven months and two days passed since I came here."

"The white explosion created a temporal paradox."

"Hasn't it been three years for you?"

After the explosion, his companions experienced time anomalies. Eleven months had passed for 8-Ball, three years for Paci-fire, ten years for Teeth and Keyhole - and just because they were about ten meters away from where Bill was. If that little Dimension was very, very far away, perhaps opposite to the epicenter of the explosion, many years could pass from the explosion to its birth. Even eighty billion.

A trembling laugh shook him all over, his eye twisted into a smile. He had finally created something. And it was not a simple race, drawn at random thanks to a dice, as it had happened on Ucron 9 trillion centuries earlier. It was a whole Dimension! A universe of its own!

Bill raised his hands and the screen enlarged, spreading in every direction, until it covered the walls of the bubble. The red of the Nightmare Realm disappeared, replaced by the black of the forming Dimension and the light of its stars.

Bill spun around, filling his sight with every detail, every color, every flash of light. And, as he stood there suspended in front of the screen, he really felt like he was in his Dimension, among the galaxies that were forming, watching that new world unfold and grow around him.

 

Notes:

So... here we are. A new special place comes into play. Bill's insane idea managed to create a whole new Dimension and it's wonderful... but will this place be able to meet the expectations? Will it grow or die in a flash of light? We can just wait and see.

Chapter 37: ACT VI - Thirty-seven

Notes:

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 37

 

Bores always required his presence. Bill had to run to them, often finding them already in his study with their hands behind their backs, looking out the window. Other times, they sat like good children. And all of them, without distinction, needed him.

Some were just children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren of criminal bosses who had made a deal with him billions of years ago, coming back to reconfirm those alliances as young Or did. Other times there was an unknown creature, a new wanted man who was there for one reason only: to make a deal, for one time or for a lifetime.

Deals were always great, of course. It was fun to devote himself to the subtle game of glances and words, calibrating each sentence, leveraging on his natural charisma. The guest laughed, alcohol soothed their nerves, the armchair was so comfortable and, by the way, had Bill already told them about that time he burned an entire Dimension, because the king had a very bad taste for furniture?

Once the deal was made, the guests said goodbye and left. If there was someone else, then Bill moved on to the next. And Bill hoped more and more that there was not someone else.

"There's no one else, my Lord."

"Great." Bill got up from his chair and stretched, heading for the door. "I'll be away for a while. If there's a problem, ask my Henchmaniacs."

The servant bowed. Bill passed him and headed at great speed toward the rear exit.

His private bubble was waiting for him, protected by the barriers that made it inaccessible, its interior covered by the spherical screen. Lately, Bill had done nothing but sit in there, watching his little Dimension grow. He had witnessed the birth of billions of stars and each one was as exciting as the first. He had seen galaxies forming, traced the spirals with the tip of his finger, the boundaries of the irregular and elliptical ones. His universe grew rapidly, at a constant rate: new chemical elements formed, planets assembled in systems around stars, galaxies approached and collided. It was a world teeming with activity and matter, a treasure chest compared to so many other dimensions he had visited, in which every single thing was frozen and the galaxies were dead systems suspended in a vacuum.

On the other hand, it was his world. It made sense that it was so lively and active, just like him.

But only one thing was missing: the fundamental one, the ultimate proof that would bless his Dimension, elevating it above thousands of empty worlds.

The appearance of life.

The favorable chemical elements were all there, many galaxies stabilized and billions of planets were ready to welcome the first, simple bacteria. It was only a matter of time: the first life forms would be born any minute now and he would not lose it for anything in the Multiverse.

"Bill!"

That surprising call forced him to slow down and stop. Bill turned around: Keyhole was approaching, with one hand raised and a smile on his lips. His eye was wide with surprise.

"Hi," Bill greeted him quickly. He glanced at the end of the corridor: the exit was right there. He just had to reach the door and...

"I didn't expect to see you around!" Keyhole exclaimed. "You're never here lately. I knew you were locked up here before..." He shook his head as if to disperse those words. "Anyway! What are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing special," he waved a hand. The eye kept returning to the door. He just had to reach it, to get back in front of the screen, to look at his Dimension. "I'm... looking at things around the Multiverse."

Keyhole flinched, his eye widened even more.

"Oh!" He exclaimed. "Oh, that's great! Great news! I thought you didn't want to look beyond this place anymore! I mean, not that I don't like it here... and-and you're free to do whatever you want, of course..." he added immediately, hastily.

The exit was so close. In the bubble, the screen kept showing his Dimension grow and evolve. It was waiting for him.

"I see, I see, excellent," Bill said, looking from him to the door. "If there's nothing else, then..."

"Actually, I wanted to ask you something." Keyhole rubbed his neck. "You know, the last Zalogre boss is dead and we have to decide how to organize them, since some of them have already merged with the Shyrv. If you could help me fix this... maybe we can make a quick visit, arrange them on some other planet or..."

Keyhole had pulled out a notepad. A damn notepad. And Bill was listening to him rambling about those things when life in his Dimension could be born at any moment.

"But you don't need my help!" Bill interrupted his stutter with a dazzling smile, spreading his arms. "You can do it all by yourself! See? You're handling everything fine already! Great job, pal!"

"But…"

"I'll leave this in your hands!" Bill continued in a loud and cheerful voice, moving away without taking his eye off Keyhole. "I'm sorry, but I'm really in a hurry. You know, unforeseen circumstances, commitments, Multiverse, you know." He reached the door and opened it. "I trust you!"

"Uh..."

"Perfect." Bill winked. "Keep it up!"

Before Keyhole could say anything else and hold him back even more, Bill closed the door and bolted away from the building.

Uuurgh, who cared about Zalogre and Shyrv? He had much more pressing matters to attend to! His Dimension was growing and he did not want to stay away for too long. He had to do it because of that nuisance who wanted to make a deal, but he would not let others hold him back for such small issues: Keyhole could solve them by himself.

He had other things to do.

Once he left the planet, Bill looked around for his bubble in the colorful space of the Nightmare Realm. If that stupid mortal with his deal or Keyhole with his notepad had made him miss the appearance of life, he would have pulverized them both!

The bubble was not far from where he had left it, near the Quadrangle. Bill threw a quick look around: there was no one. Quickly, he reached the bubble and slipped inside.

 


 

Life was born under his gaze on a hot and humid planet, inside a pool full of chemical elements. Tiny bacteria, extremely simple, navigated that tiny sea, looking for nutrients. Bill followed them moving, his hands pressed to the screen, his eye wide open examining their every little detail. He saw them differentiate, moving from small irregular spheres to more elongated structures. Some also developed small flagella, which they used to swim easily.

They were all there, they were ready, they were growing. Soon their primordial birthplace would run out of nutrients and bacteria would be forced to evolve to draw new energy from other elements. With more energy, they would develop. As they developed, they would evolve. As they evolved, they would come out of the water and occupy the mainland.

It was a matter of time, nothing could go wrong. Nothing had to go wrong.

But, once the nutrients ran out, the bacteria died. Bill watched them go off, watched their cell wall break down and the cell dissolve. His hands scratched against the screen, too far away to intervene, too weak to give more strength to those small life forms.

The second time around, microscopic organelles aggregated into a planet made of gases. The continuous movement made their aggregation more difficult and the absence of water forced them to collect nutrients, by moving for kilometers. But they were strong. They had thick membranes, strong and light cell walls, small tails that allowed them to direct their flight within the gas belts. They were bacteria born in difficult conditions and they wanted to survive.

Bill followed them moving, traced the best routes with his eye, accompanied them with the tip of his finger. But the winds were too powerful and nine times out of ten the bacteria ended up pulverized, their walls destroyed by the violence of the currents.

And life went out again.

Life arose again on another planet, a new watery cradle where bacteria had managed to evolve into multicellular organisms. For the first time, they had managed to cooperate. They had managed to form clusters of multiple cells. They had enough energy for evolution. They could not fail.

As soon as they came out to the ground, the radiation from the nearest star killed them all.

Bill grabbed his top, while yet another microscopic life form died under his eye. Why was it going on like this? It was not supposed to be like that. Why did nothing survive? The universe was expanding quickly, planets formed at a constant rate, stars burned brightly, orbits were perfect, the spirals of the galaxies had a symmetrical precision. Why did all of that work, but life could not grow? Why? WHY?

What's wrong?

There was energy, he had poured all his power into that explosion. The chemical elements were there, the atoms aggregated in the right way... but then, why couldn't they develop further? Why just microscopic life forms, which died out as quickly as they were born?

He gripped the screen with both hands, scratching its surface. He couldn't do anything, ANYTHING! He was stuck in the Nightmare Realm, who knows how far away from his creation and had no other energy to give it. He could only see life die.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

He broke away from the screen and put his hands on his eye, hiding the umpteenth bacteria that were dissolving in front of him. On the black background behind the closed eyelid, the familiar images reappeared: the empty edge without stars, the power that flowed into his hands as he forced the wall of the Multiverse, the white explosion that pulverized his physical form. His failure repeated, as every day, for eighty billion years.

Bill lowered his hands and opened his eye again. But that Dimension… that was his creation. He had given birth to it. If he had not tried to force the edge of the Multiverse, if he had not poured out so much power, that universe would never have had the strength to form and grow. Faced with it, his failure became... a little less of a failure. Even the white of the explosion did not seem so horrible, when radiated by his stars.

True, he had lost his physical form and was a lot weaker than before: but he had created a Dimension, something not even the Axolotl had managed to do on its own! And life would be the final test: with the development of life, his creation would truly be special. It was a Dimension that had a part of Bill inside: what strange, bizarre and fabulous life forms could be born? Surely, in a world created by a powerful being like him, there could only be incredible life forms, very powerful, able to resist everything and surprise him!

He let his hands fall to his sides, watching the last bacteria dissolve.

"I know I can't create life," he had said in a very distant time, when his powers were yet to be discovered and the Multiverse was a lot younger. And he had never managed to do it: life kept eluding him, exactly as in the trillions of centuries in which he had tried, in vain, to create it.

And that Dimension was just another dead and useless world, identical to all the ones he had burned in the past. His failure had been a complete failure, without exception.

Bill turned off the huge screen and squeezed his eye tightly, refusing to see. He pressed his hands against the closed eyelid, as if that would erase the terrible truth.

He had created a barren world.

 


 

"Thank you so much, Kryptos." Keyhole smiled, patting him on the back. "I don't know how I would have done without you organizing everything. And we were able to hear both Zalogre and Shyrv! I'm glad they agreed without problems."

"I didn't do anything special," Kryptos defended himself. "They just needed to talk and we made them talk: they decided to settle themselves all in the Shyrv area."

"I hope they'll stay there, even when all orbits will change again on Thursday."

"They will, don't worry."

Keyhole sighed.

"Bill said he trusted me and that I could do it alone, but it was just too much."

"You did very well, instead," Kryptos reassured him. "So Bill is finally back at the palace?"

"He's out again," Keyhole replied. "He was back, just to talk to someone who wanted to make a deal. But do you know what he told me? He's looking at the Multiverse again!"

Kryptos stopped.

"Really?!"

"Yes! Isn't it great? I almost gave up hope! And, when we talked, he was in a hurry: maybe he's planning something."

"It's… unexpected." Kryptos smiled. "But it's good news. It's more like him, at least."

"Is he looking for a new dimension?" Keyhole looked around. "It's not bad here, but... it's a bit too much. I don't know if it's the same for you or if you can understand me..."

"I understand." Kryptos waved a hand. "The colors, sometimes, are confusing. And if at least the galaxies didn't change shape every week..."

"Yes, that too," Keyhole agreed. "But it's more than that. Some places are... Bill likes them, so I can't say anything. But, like, these bubbles: two days ago I ended up in one of the purple ones by mistake and..." His lips trembled: Keyhole squeezed them, closed his eyes and shook his head. "Luckily I was with Teeth and he pulled me out, otherwise I would have gone insane."

"I know, I believe you." Kryptos looked away. "It's better to stay away from some places. I'm also avoiding the area around Vargan because, since Bill transformed it, it has become hypnotic. Last time I went in, I left after two hundred years."

"So that's where you disappeared, all that time." Keyhole raised a hand. "I'm going back to the palace, are you coming too?"

"I'll join you later." Kryptos stretched his arms over his head. "I've been sitting for too long, I want to float around for a while."

"Okay, see you."

"Later."

Keyhole went right, in the direction of the building. Kryptos went left, floating toward the nearest star system. The planets around were variegated clusters and moved like waves against the background of other colors, which in turn rolled up and moved. It was like being on a palette, where the tones were endlessly mixed. It was really a bit too much for him and Kryptos wasn't even a synesthete. How did Bill handle all of it?

"But do you know what he told me? He's looking at the Multiverse again!"

Bill had been locked up in his rooms before, but no one knew where he has been in the last hundred years. Kryptos thought he just wanted to be even more alone. But apparently, he was looking back at the Multiverse.

Could it be true?

But why Bill should have lied? To Keyhole?! He could have just said he wanted to be left alone, as he had done in the previous millennia.

So if what Keyhole said was true, it meant Bill was recovering. That the anger that boiled inside him for the past billions of years was finally fading. Maybe soon he would find a place interesting enough and they would leave, abandoning the Nightmare Realm.

Kryptos let his gaze wander all around. It was a chaotic place full of dangerous areas, but it wasn't too bad. In the northern belt, there were a couple of empty and quiet planets, where he would have liked to relax for eternity. And the people were okay too: they respected Bill and his Henchmaniacs, did what they wanted without bothering each other too much, and made deals peacefully, without fights or violence. All in all, the Nightmare Realm was a quiet place.

Maybe that was the problem: it was too quiet for Bill. When things were too calm, Bill got bored and started to look elsewhere. He had done it since the first time when the veneration of Hirleon's people tired him and the call of the Multiverse had become stronger.

Kryptos looked around once more, as if to impress that incredible sight in his mind. Even if they would visit a thousand other dimensions, none would have ever had the same colors as the Nightmare Realm. As hypnotic and chaotic as they were, no universe would ever have bands of red and yellow swimming together, moving in the background as the stars glowed steadily. And that green, so bright, was a novelty compared to other types of green already seen. And there was also... a black dot?

A planet?

He approached, attracted by that dot, so bright against the neon green. Kryptos blinked, moved into the red band and, for a moment, he lost it: he had to get back in line with the green, to find it again.

It was not a planet, nor a star. It was just a dot, as small as a pin. Kryptos pressed a finger on it: against his fingertip, he felt a very thin sucking, barely perceptible from his skin.

What's this?

It could not have been a black hole, because it would have already attracted asteroids and dust around it, thus becoming much larger. And it could not be a planet. Maybe it was something from the Multiverse: maybe a weird, microscopic space vacuum cleaner.

He removed his hand from the microscopic dot, shrugged and turned to go back to the palace. At a certain distance, he turned back: the dot had merged with the colors and he could no longer see it.

 

Notes:

What a tiny strange thing, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
Also, poor Bill: just when he thought his world was cool and awesome, it failed the challenge of life. Or has it??? We will see in the next chapter :)

Chapter 38: ACT VI - Thirty-eight

Notes:

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 38

 

After a couple of days, Bill turned the screen back on: the bubble was filled again with the blackness of his universe, the shining of his stars, the orbits of his planets and the colors of his galaxies.

Even if life kept dying, even if the microscopic beings did not have enough strength to evolve, even if that Dimension was still an empty world, Bill could not keep his eye away from it.

It was still his creation, after all.

Life kept dying out, without going beyond single-celled bacteria and tiny multicellular life forms. Adverse conditions, sudden climate changes, impacts with other planets, radiation and exploding stars: everything in that ruthless universe aimed to destroy every life form.

Despite this, life insisted on being born. On thousands of planets, bacteria struggled by all means to survive and died destroyed by adverse conditions, but new bacteria replaced them, on other planets, keeping on that stubborn fight against death.

Maybe they would never have made it and it was just an obstinate bumping into the same obstacle. But that was his world, created by his strength and his stubbornness. He also had faced an impossible obstacle and had not managed to overcome it on the first try. But he had tried again, persisting, using more and more power. And, in the end, he had done it: he had broken the law of balance and touched the edge of the Multiverse, even if only for a moment.

If he had managed to touch the edge of the Multiverse, his creation was able to go beyond the limit of death. Life was spreading everywhere and, sooner or later, it would be able to evolve somewhere. Even if Bill had to wait another hundred, thousand or ten thousand years, it did not matter: he had waited eighty billion years, before finding out that his failure had led to something good. He could wait another thousand years, just to see his Dimension overcome the challenge of life.

Bill divided the giant screen into dozens and dozens of smaller screens, each showing images of a planet on which life was being born. He would have checked them all together: sooner or later, one of them would have made it.

On thousands of planets, bacteria died before they could even begin evolution. Out of a few hundred, they managed to aggregate into small multicellular organisms. On a few dozen planets, the organisms turned into algae, sponges and worms. On a couple of planets, they managed to evolve into larger and more complex organisms like fish.

And only on one planet, on the edge of a spiral galaxy, life was strong enough to survive on land.

 


 

"Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but do you remember the last time? When I thought Bill was moving faster in his interdimensional jumping? It ended with a jump through the Ninth Dimension and Amorphus Shape. This time I prefer to show it to you immediately."

"But maybe it's just something Bill created," Pyronica ventured.

"We won't know until he comes back." Kryptos sighed. "And he hasn't been seen for ages. Before something happens, it's better if you see it too."

"What should happen?"

"I don't know." Kryptos rubbed his top. "Maybe nothing. Just give it a look, okay?"

"Okay." Pyronica looked around. "So? Where's this black dot?"

"It must be around here." Kryptos squeezed his eye, trying to find the microscopic dot between the colorful bands of the universe. "Last time I saw it pretty well because there was a band of green behind. But now... there it is! On your right!"

"Here?"

Kryptos approached, took her arm and brought her slowly closer, so that she could see it silhouetted against a pink band.

The dot had become larger, compared to the last time, and had acquired an elongated shape: it was as big as half of his finger, but made of a total black, darker than a black hole. Kryptos put his hand close to it and felt the sucking sensation a bit stronger.

"This," he murmured. He took Pyronica's hand and brought it closer to it: her flames bent towards the elongated dot, without being absorbed by it. "See? It's not a black hole, otherwise it would have sucked everything up. What can it be?"

 Pyronica looked at that little anomaly, floated around it, and brought her hand closer again. Her eye narrowed and her eyebrow furrowed, as she brought her face closer to look it better.

"It looks like a crack," she murmured thoughtfully.

Kryptos froze. A crack. A fracture that faced the void between Dimensions. Definitely the last thing he wanted to hear.

"Are you sure?"

"It looks like that," she replied. She moved away from the rift and turned to Kryptos. "Hey, that doesn't mean it's a bad sign," she added immediately, with a half smile, "Do you remember that Dimension full of cracks? The inhabitants lived alongside them and the cracks weren't dangerous: they just had to be careful and not be too close."

"I remember," he replied, rubbing his arm, uncomfortably. "But we've never seen them here before. When they appear, aren't they a sign that a Dimension is about to die?"

"If that were true, half the Multiverse should already be gone and the other half should be on the verge of death." Pyronica shook her head. "Cracks always appear randomly, and after a while, they just disappear."

"And if this one doesn't?"

Pyronica spread her arms.

"It's as small as a finger, while the Nightmare Realm is composed of twenty trillion galaxies." She gave him a friendly wink. "It couldn't do much damage, couldn't it?"

Kryptos returned his eye to the small crack, to the black abyss that could be glimpsed inside.

"This is a strong Dimension," Pyronica told him. "Bill put a part of himself into it: it won't collapse from a small fracture, even if it becomes twice as big as it is now." She shrugged. "Anyway, if things get too dangerous, Bill would intervene to fix everything."

Kryptos took a deep breath and exhaled slowly.

"So we don't have to worry, for now?"

"Nope," she replied, "There's no immediate danger. There should be a thousand more of these and they should all grow together, to make us panic." She turned a hand towards the fracture. "This is just one and it surely appeared by chance: you can relax."

"I'll try." Kryptos smiled at her. "Thank you."

"Come with me to Vehra," Pyronica invited him, "Paci-fire and Xanthar are already there, at the space bowling competition: let's do some shots, drink and have fun. What do you think?"

"Sounds good."

Pyronica gave him a bright smile and preceded him, showing him the way. Kryptos followed her, trying to get the thought of that small black crack out of his head.

 


 

The other screens had all gone dark as life left the worlds they were showing. Only one screen was still on and showed images of a small blue planet: an imperfect sphere, which revolved around its star in an asymmetrical orbit.

The perfect place for the development of life.

The small amphibians and reptiles that abandoned water to reach the land had grown and differed, leaving room for a range of creatures of all kinds. Some were behemoths as large as Xanthar, with long necks and massive legs. Others were small beings covered with colorful feathers, others were giants with thick or sparse hair, long claws or fangs, huge wings to fly or climb. At the bottom of the water, colossal fish swam gracefully, cutting the current like lightning bolts.

Even the plants had adapted to that crazy growth: the small trees grown next to the water had moved further and further away from it. Ferns as tall as buildings and conifers with enormous trunks filled the mainland, their shades of green creating a concert of thousand violins. And the creatures walked and flew in their shadows, looking for food, mating, fighting.

Bill was following them, pressed against the screen. Although far away, he could feel the slipperiness of their scales, the softness of their fur, the tickle of feathers against his palms. Their colors vibrated against him, their flavors hesitated on the tongue, their scents filled the air. Besides, most of those creatures had two eyes. They're deluxe.

Life had given its best. It was as if, after all those millennia of failed attempts, it had finally unleashed all its energy, making those creatures grow exaggeratedly, in such a short time.

And they were all awesome.

 Some were very simple creatures, with clawed legs and arms or wings. But others were small beings covered in raven feathers, with white bands on their wings, red feathered crests on their heads, and other small traces of red on their round eyes, like brilliant tears in the grainy softness of black.

And he was not the only one who enjoyed those colors: the creatures seemed to like them too! Those who had the most vibrant tones, the most symmetrical bands, the most evident decorations, mated the most and passed those genes to their offspring. They too sought the strangeness and worked hard to carry it forward, generation after generation.

My creatures.

From what he had seen, there were only two genders, as it was in Pyronica's birth Dimension: males and females. It was a bit of a shame that there was so little variety, but it was also good, after all. If there had been billions of them as in the Plane, then his creatures would have wasted all the time with bureaucracy and no fun! Instead, they were free to do whatever they wanted - which mainly consisted of running, flying, eating and mating. Simple needs. But they were still so young, they had barely evolved a few thousand years ago!

They also had very simple language, made up of low verses and a few more shrill screams. A little paltry, but it was only a matter of time: another couple of millennia and they would have become real talkers, just like him!

After all, they lived more than well: they had a great time, like all newborns! Sure, every now and then they would kill and devour each other, but hey, it happened. Xanthar had devoured a couple of his fellows too, after all. And there were still many anyway: they made a lot of kids and continued to spread all over the planet. It was perfect!

Bill quivered, excited, following them in their search for food. What did they think? That their life was a godsend? Did they wonder why they were born? Did they like their planet? And did they know their universe was filled with billions and billions of stars?

I want to talk to them!

Oh, that would have been great. What would they have said, if they could have seen him? Would they have been amazed by his incredible geometric perfection? And would they recognize him on the fly, as he recognized their dimension?

Bill put his hands on the screen, as if touching it were enough to pass through and be there, on the same planet, with them.

But he could not, they were not on the same planet. They weren't even in the same Dimension! He was very far away, both in time and in space, and he could not reach them. And they were not able to jump off the planet and come to him: they barely knew how to fend for themselves!

Bill drummed his fingers against the screen. How could he do it? His creatures were there, but he could not touch them. Yet he wanted so much to talk to them!

Wait. He snapped his fingers: of course! They were living creatures! They had organs, needs, feelings, they recognized themselves and their little ones. They had brains!

And, if they had a brain, they were probably able to dream.

Bill laughed, delighted. He shifted his view to the area of the planet where darkness had fallen: under the milky lights of the galaxy, his creatures rested, crouched in their lairs or sheltered in nests. He chose a scaly-nosed colossus with short arms, massive legs, and tasty orange hues around the eyes.

Bill broke away from the portal and closed his eye.

At least this one.

The network of dreamlike streets opened up in front of him, identical to the last time he had visited it, billions and billions of years before. He felt a squeeze inside as he saw the familiar bridges that, ignoring distances and boundaries, reached any point in the Multiverse. And it was even more beautiful to see the dream islands at the end of the bridges: opaque patches of colors, which would become clear only once they were reached.

Bill took a few steps on the bridge he was on, smelling the white breath of that impalpable world, a world of senses in which he, who was an incorporeal form, moved without breaking.

All roads had been closed to him, but at least the dream ones were still open.

He recognized on the fly one of the bridges of his small dimension and jumped from the bridge he was on to land on that one, as light as a feather. The bridge was covered with impalpable spots, feathers and furs of all shades of orange, brown, black, green, red. A bizarre concert of ticking and crackling sounds, alongside deep sounds like tuba and bells, joined by the violin that held them together.

Several dream islands branched off the bridge, their outlines too dull to distinguish them, the colors too similar. Only one stood out, that of the creature Bill had chosen: it had brighter color spots, more vivid colors and even its outline seemed a bit sharper.

Bill ran in its direction and jumped into the island, enthusiastic. It was happening! For the first time, he would be talking to one of his creatures! One of the beings born from the Dimension he had created!

The dream island trembled around him, the outlines started to take shape: trees, leaves, trunks, grass, stone and ground, the body of another of his creatures, with red and thick blood dripping between the feathers. The beast Bill had chosen was devouring a corpse, its muzzle stuck in a deep wound and chewing noises accompanied the rustle of plants.

Bill adjusted his bow tie, took a deep breath and spoke.

"Hey there!" He greeted the creature, enthusiastically. "What a yummy lunch! Did you kill it?"

The huge beast raised its muzzle, just enough to tear away an organ still attached. The long curved fangs were covered in dark red blood and the small eyes were focused on the prey, ignoring Bill.

"Hey," Bill floated around him, trying to catch its attention. "Can you see me?"

The beast kept ignoring him.

"Hey!" He repeated for the third time and gave it a pat on the back.

The sensation of small scales hit his hand, ran between his receptors, reached his mind. The heat of that huge body, the tensed muscles, its breath, everything... Bill's hand was able to feel it and his mind to process it.

Of course, he thought, dream world. It was another plane of existence, dominated by frequencies, stimuli and waves - all of which the mind perceived and processed. And in that place where the mind ruled, he could create stimuli and perceive them, despite the lack of a physical form.

Reality is an illusion.

But, apparently, he was not the only one able to feel that contact: the beast waved its long tail and turned around, moving its snout here and there, its fangs ready to eat anything. Bill shot back, escaping for a breath from the big muzzle.

"Okay, you know what?" He exclaimed, raising his hands. "I think you're not enough evolved! We'll catch in a million years!"

The beast flung its fangs wide, aiming for where Bill was standing. Bill brought his fingers together, a snap and, when he opened his eye, he was back inside his bubble. On the screen, the creature he had spoken to was still sleeping, a hint of fangs visible from the edge of its muzzle.

Bill looked down at his hands, turned them back and forth. Eighty billion years had passed since he had felt something physical. The heat of the creature's body, the small smooth scales, all those sensations still hesitated on his palms and fingertips.

He could feel, even if only in the dream plane! He could touch someone else, without feeling like an empty, inert form! He could interact with his creatures! He could talk to them, touch them, do a thousand things! Sure, for now they were still too young and their minds too small, but they were already able to dream! Another couple of million years and they would have had a perfect mind! Big enough to dream, see and understand! Because, of course, they would understand everything: they were his creatures! He was the one who had given them life! They would have been as brilliant as he was!

He laughed, satisfaction rising inside him like a tide, as his creatures rested, the minutes passed, time moved, for once on his side and not against him.

"Bill!"

The laughter died away and Bill turned to the bubble wall, blinking: opaque shapes were moving outside, the voices of 8-Ball, Keyhole and Teeth overlapping.

"Bill? Where are you?"

"Biiill!"

 He arched his eyebrow. What was the problem now? The Nightmare Realm was fine, if there was a problem he would already know. His Henchmaniacs had the power to run the kingdom for him, all of them were smart enough to solve all problems. So why did they come looking for him?

He sighed. It had to be a new visitor, come to make a deal. That was still his job and he could not delegate it to anyone else. Also because making deals was fun.

"Okay," he said, facing the screen. He pointed a finger at it. "Five minutes and I'll be back."

 


 

When he came back into the bubble, the planet had plunged into darkness.

The sky was covered with black clouds, blocking the light of the nearby star. Ash and fiery lapilli rained on the earth, making the trees burn. Gigantic waves rose from the seas and invaded the land, dragging the huge fleeing creatures with them.

Bill shifted his gaze from one side of the planet to the other: volcanoes erupted relentlessly, shooting rocks into the sky, which then fell back to earth. The trees withered, deprived of the sun. At the center of a peninsula, there was a chasm that did not exist before and inside there were the remains of an asteroid.

Bill brought his hands to the top. What the heck happened? He went away for five minutes and an asteroid hit the earth, volcanoes erupted altogether, winter came, fire rained down and waves carried everything away! He had just gone to talk to yet another visitor! And with the next one. And with the one after. And then there had been a short party, a couple of people had come to tell him about their problems, he had had to raze a planet and create a couple of bubbles for the sprawling creatures... okay, maybe he was gone for more than five minutes. But what the heck, did all that happen as soon as he walked away?! And what about his creatures? How were they?

Frantic, he began to look for them, sifting through the earth. The huge creatures, his beautiful birds of grainy black and sweet red, had been decimated. Food had diminished and many fell on their backs, consumed by hunger. The eggs took too long to hatch and the young ones died before they were even born. In the seas, the lack of light was killing all plants and fishes. Of all the huge, wonderful beings, only the smallest ones remained: their eggs hatched earlier, their cubs survived with less food and they had better hiding places that protected them from water and fire. Bill searched the earth with his gaze and saw small rodents, crawling beings, insects, all busy eating the little left and fleeing back to their shelters.

He sighed, relieved. At least life was still present, despite the asteroid, the volcanoes and that sudden end of the world! It just had to hold out for a while: it would not be harder than surviving and evolving for billions of years! That was only a temporary situation, it would soon be resolved.

And then evolution would start all over again.

 

Notes:

So yay, life is finally blooming in Bill's Dimension! And it chose a strange little blue planet to start, how delightfully odd :3

And here we start with the dinosaurs! I did a lot of research on this topic, so here's some interesting stuff I learned:
-Dinosaurs were NOT all covered in scales. They probably had feathers - even bright ones! Black, red and green - and furs. Scientists think even T-Rexes were covered with small feathers/fur and orange parts around their eyes. I personally think it would make a lot more sense, instead of imagining a world of creatures all made the same way, with the same boring scales.

-The last part refers to... you guessed it, the asteroid that hit Earth. The peninsula is the Yucatan peninsula in Mexico, where the asteroid landed. The natural changes descripted are what scientists suggested happened.
-It wasn't the asteroid who killed all dinosaurs, but the consequences of its impact. The big impact led to less sunlight, more volcanic eruptions, more tsunamis and, consequently, less food. This was the main reason why the big dinosaurs got extinct. A big animal requires a lot of food - and if there's not enough food anymore, the big animal dies and the small one survives.
Same happened for eggs: bigger eggs needed more nutrients and took longer to hatch, compared to small eggs. It was okay before, but now there were huge climate changes going on and creatures couldn't waste too much time with long hatching times. So big eggs - and big animals - died, while small eggs hatched faster, creatures ate less, hid better and managed to survive.

In the next chapter we will have: evolution strikes back, new creatures and some of them are way more clever than the previous ones...

Chapter 39: ACT VI - Thirty-nine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 39

 

As the clouds dispersed and the star's light touched the earth, life grew once again. The small animals that survived the great mass extinction started to populate the planet again, moving between the shifting tectonic plates.

Evolution took up its spread as if it had never been interrupted: the animals diversified and became bigger again, although not as much as they had been before. The survivors of the first huge creatures remained small, simple, with minds as small and simple as their stature.

Other beings, however, while having small dimensions, increased the size of their heads. One species in particular developed a much larger head, compared to others. That species began to look more carefully at the world around them, to take objects between their upper legs and use them as tools.

And, one day, some of those creatures started walking on two legs.

 


 

When Bill returned to his bubble, after yet another outing to administer the Nightmare Realm, he was faced with something bizarre.

The small group of creatures that walked on two legs had grown much larger than before. They had more cubs and they were everywhere on the planet, resisting cold and heat to find more food.

They had also diversified: some were very hairy, hunched beings, as small as their ancestors, who sometimes crawled their upper extremities on the ground. Others were straighter, less hairy, taller, with stronger limbs and larger heads.

Bill shifted his gaze to a handful of them, who were walking against the rain and wind, one paw raised to protect their eyes. They kept walking, despite the bad weather.

Bill snorted: were they really so stupid to not know they needed shelter when it rained? Why have a bigger brain if they weren't using it for the most simple things? At least the huge beastly creatures from earlier knew that when it rains, you must shelter. Evolution had taken the back seat and was letting them go, blissful and ignorant...

A sudden bang, a flash of yellow and red light, and a tree a few meters away exploded. Part of the bark was thrown away as if it were paper, the top blew up and fell a short distance away, in a chaos of leaves, branches and trunks, engulfed in flames. The beings screeched and moved away, a couple ran to hide. Well, at least they were smart enough to recognize danger when they saw it.

But not all of them: one was still there, sheltered behind another tree, watching the one on fire. Under Bill's gaze, the being came out of its shelter, its two eyes focused on the mass of flames. It approached cautiously, one hand reaching out to the fire, which the being drew back with a yelp as the flames burned its skin.

It did not dissuade it: the being held out its hand again but lower down, towards a branch that was burning halfway. It snapped the branch from the trunk and carried it towards its chest, eyes lost in the red and yellow heart of the flame.

The creature brought a hand to the fire again, this time not to touch it but to protect it. To guard it. The being looked in front of it, where Bill was looking and, for a moment, it seemed as if they were staring at each other: on one side Bill with his omniscient gaze, on the other that being with the fiery branch between hands, staring at him, with a sparkle shining in its deep black eyes.

Guttural noises caught the attention of the creature, who turned around. Its fellows, who ran away when the lightning struck, had turned back and were approaching, curious, watching the flame. Some reached out to the fire and rubbed their hands together, others tried to touch it and got burned. Yet none of them escaped, none left. They stayed around the fire until it went out and, only then, they parted, looking for who knows what.

Bill pulled away from the screen. He hadn't even realized he had gotten that close. He could still see those black eyes before him, which seemed to be staring at him across time and space. They were different from the eyes of all other creatures. They were more aware, more present.

More intelligent.

 


 

When he looked back, after a brief visit to the Nightmare Realm, Bill noticed the bipeds made a habit of using fire: they had learned to light it themselves and used it to cook food, warm up and defend themselves. They had become able to control it, encircling it with stones, and sheltering it from the wind. Their caves were illuminated by that golden and red light, the two colors overlapping creating the oh-so-familiar flavor of sweets and metal.

The bipeds had also become different from before. They had less and less hair, only on certain parts of their bodies. They finally understood the importance of clothing, but they had a really bad taste: all they made were piles of skin, which they put on to protect themselves from the cold. And they had developed some kind of language, made up of sounds as strange and awkward as they were.

On the other hand, the bipeds were amazing hunters. Pyronica would have been proud to see them running, as fast as she was, for hours and hours behind prey that seemed so fast at first, but ended up exhausted. And they were also good at killing, using spears, arrows and sharp stones with which they skinned their prey. Not bad for a small species, which had evolved a few million years ago.

Bill rubbed under the eye. Maybe it was worth trying to talk to them. It had been so long since his first attempt and these bipeds seemed much more intelligent than the first beastly creatures.

 


 

"Hey there, friendo!"

The biped spun around, tense, the spear ready to be thrown. His eyes met Bill's gaze and narrowed, suspicious.

"What are you?"

His voice was rough, his sounds barely comprehensible. But none of that mattered: the biped could see him. And not only had he noticed Bill's presence, but had asked him a question.

The other creatures had never asked questions.

Bill put his hands behind the shape.

"Well, well, well," he said, looking the biped up and down, "Not bad! Curious creatures, right? So that's why you took fire and learned how to use it! And you're still trying to make new things, like melting copper with other metals. Or am I wrong?" he added, giving him a wink.

The being narrowed his eyes and pointed his spear at Bill.

"You seen me?"

"I seen everyone, pal," Bill replied. "I seen everyone every day, every moment."

The biped lowered the spear. His eyes, although still suspicious, showed a spark of intelligence, the same spark of his ancestor who took the fire for the first time.

"You sun?" he asked.

"Sun? You mean the star that lights you up?" Bill chuckled. "For so many peoples, I was the incarnation of their star: it seems right to be the incarnation of yours too! Yes, I am your Sun! I shine in the sky above you and I watch you from birth to death! I saw the birth of your universe, I was the one who created it!" He laughed, enthusiasm bubbling inside him. "I gave it the energy to be born! I gave life the energy to flourish!"

The being's spear fell to the ground, he dropped to his knees.

"You done everything?"

"Yes, it was me!" he exclaimed "And you, you were so very small! You didn't even have a finger! But then you evolved, you became bigger and bigger, more and more intelligent and look at you now!" Bill spread his arms. "I can talk to you and you understand me! It's awesome!"

"You done everything," the creature repeated, bewitched. "You sun."

 "Yes," Bill repeated, "Yes! And now that I can, I will talk to you! You will see me in your dreams and you can talk about me among your kind, so you will already know who I am and how to call me! And I will answer, look at you and help you."

"How tell other?"

"I don't know, make up something." Bill shrugged. "Monuments, something that lasts in time! So even your children and your children's children will know that I exist and..."

The dream island flickered around them, its sharp outlines became opaque. The biped blinked and rubbed his eyes, looking around with clear confusion.

"What? What?" he asked.

"You're waking up." Bill approached him for one last goodbye. "See you soon! Maybe next time I'll bring a drink and..."

Before he could finish the sentence, the biped disappeared, Bill snapped his eye open and found himself back in his bubble, in front of the screen, looking at the star that lit up the small planet.

No, not star. The biped had called it Sun. He had given a name to everything.

A laugh blossomed inside him and Bill let it out, happy, relieved, alive as he had never been. His creatures had become intelligent enough to understand him! They could talk! They had so much to tell each other! And he had so many things to tell them!

He spun around, enthusiastic. He couldn't wait for the night to fall, for the sun to set, so he would talk to them again!

However, if the sun had risen from that part of the world... he ran a finger on the screen and his view shifted, crossed the sea and reached the other side of the planet, still dominated by the blue of the night and the light of distant stars.

Other bipeds were waiting for him.

 


 

When he looked back to the side of the world where the first biped he had talked to was, Bill's eye widened in surprise.

The bipeds were building something. Giant stones were hoisted into the ground, their tips pointing upwards. The bipeds worked tirelessly, their muscles tense, brushing sweat from their foreheads. Some of them moved among the stones to plant stakes, others pulled ropes while following the shadow drawn by the sun.

 The thought hit him like a tidal wave: the bipeds were calculating the sun's movement and placing stones according to them.

He ran his gaze on each biped, on their faces that had only an appearance of symmetry, until he recognized one. The face of the guy he had spoken to in the Dreamscape.

"Monuments, something that lasts in time! So even your children and your children's children will know that I exist."  

He turned away from the screen, his eye wide open. The biped didn't just listen to him and ask him questions. The biped remembered his words: all those beings had been gathered there, those creatures were working to obey his order. They were there because the one Bill had talked to remembered his words.

"Find a purpose for chaos."

An irregular planet with an asymmetrical orbit, on which irregular, strange and creative bipeds lived. A world dominated by an irregularity that was hidden behind a fake order.

He brought a hand to himself. Lord of chaos, with a perfectly equilateral shape.

This is really my Dimension.

That world had his appearance, his mind, his strength. It was the world he had poured his power into when he tried to force the edge of the Multiverse.

And if it contains my power...

Perhaps, his power was still there. Wrapped around the threads of that world, hidden in the core of every planet, to make every star burn, to make every blade of grass grow. The orbits of the planets, the explosions of supernovae, every single element of that Dimension was fueled by a crumb of Bill's power, which permeated everything.

It wasn't lost. Energy could not be lost or destroyed.

But that meant... if Bill had ever been able to enter that Dimension... if he was physically there, in that world saturated with his power...

I could have it back.

Bill raised his shaking hands and grabbed the top of his shape. He could have it back. He could have his power back. He could have it back and become the one he was before. He could start jumping between Dimensions again, he could get his destructive flames back again, he could...

I can get my physical form back.

He looked at his hands, hands made of strings and electrons held together only by his will to exist. He could be alive again. He could have flesh and bones and blood. He could feel everything in its fullness again, experience joy and pain and no longer be an empty form. He could go back to how he was, when everything was perfect and he was free from the cage and the rules.

"I know you are destined for great things."

He laughed, laughed out of pure disbelief. Get back to how he was. Back to ninety billion years ago. Back to when he leaped through the Sixth and Ninth Dimensions. Back when his power was an ocean he had to reach its bottom. Back to when the voices of omniscience spoke to him, clear and sweet. Back to when he was alive, happy, free.

I can get back to how I was.

But there was a problem: how could he enter that Dimension to regain his power? He could not appear there with a snap, nor could he jump through a portal. His shape was too delicate, too fragile to withstand the conditions of such a jump.

But ... but what if he could control the jump? What if he created a portal strong enough to cut through Dimensions, creating a stable passage for Bill to cross? A solid portal, fixed in one point, able to remain open for a long time, which did not disperse his particles but kept them together during the jump. A controlled, isolated, safe facility.

He couldn't do that in the Nightmare Realm, subject to every change and modification, dominated as it was by pure chaos. But there, on that peaceful planet, with those obedient bipeds, he could create the perfect portal. The bipeds were intelligent, they remembered his words, they appreciated him: he was their God and they would obey his word.

Especially if the god gave them something in return.

Sure, they were intelligent creatures, but they were also small, frail mortals. They could barely hunt animals and grow any plants! If Bill had told them what to grow, what to eat, how to heal themselves, they would be thriving, satisfied and happy. The bipeds would then talk to each other, tell them of the God who appears in their dreams to give help and advice. And everyone would be ready to do what God ordered, because his every word would bring knowledge and wealth.

With a couple of deals at the right time, his hardworking little creatures would build the door he needed.

"Find a purpose for chaos."

 


 

"... so by creating a portal, I, your beloved Sun God, will descend among you and a new era of happiness will begin."

"And will we be similar to you, great Ra?"

"Of course! And similar to all the other gods you've invented! Well, not physically: unless you want animal heads. In that case, I'll be more than happy to oblige."

"But how can we build such a thing? Where do we find these strange materials?"

"Oh, I'll bring them to you! There are several people not very far from you: I'll pay them a short visit and convince them to bring you everything by sea. Then all you have to do is sail the goods along the Nile and bring them where I told you."

"After diverting the course in this area."

"Exactly! We're all on the same page here!"

The human rolled up the papyrus on which he was writing and raised his head towards him.

"I will use all the strength of my people, o great Sun God."

And Bill held out his hand, sure he would obey.

 


 

"Mighty Ra, I've done everything I can!"

The pharaoh was on his knees, his hands over his head, peering between his fingers at Bill's colossal form, at his black eye with a red pupil, which bathed the human in the same bloody light.

"I WANTED A PORTAL," he thundered, "BUT ONE THAT LASTED MORE THAN TEN MINUTES!"

The Dreamscape shook around them, columns fell, sand devoured the floors. The pharaoh gasped, holding out his arms.

"Have mercy, mighty God!" He begged him.

Oh no, NO. He wasn't going to get away with a couple of prayers! They had created a perfect, beautiful portal that replicated the perfection of Bill's shape. But, when they turned it on, it stayed open only for ten minutes, its energy too unstable for Bill to get through.

And as soon as the raw materials ended, the portal turned off forever.

"I gave you EVERYTHING," Bill screamed, furious. "And you couldn't do it!"

AND I'M STILL STUCK HERE!

"We have…"

"SHUT UP!" He shouted. "YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU'RE USELESS!"

The earth shook, water rose from the sand. The pharaoh's legs got stuck in that grip, as he tried in vain to free himself.

A cry from Bill was enough and the water turned into blood, which rose along the robes of the pharaoh, still stuck in the sand. The human slipped further and further down, his arms uselessly raised.

But even seeing him drown in sand and blood was not enough. How could that be enough? Those stupid humans hadn't been able to do anything! He had given them all the tools and they had managed to make a portal that only worked for ten minutes!

Bill screeched again, frustrated, and the Dreamscape shook, its crisp boundaries becoming duller. With a snap of his fingers, he catapulted himself out of what had become a world of sand and blood, to move to a different dream island.

The culprit was not only the pharaoh. They were ALL guilty. ALL the people who took part in that failure - another failure, another one, every time a failure...

EVERYONE would pay.

 


 

Bill tormented the Egyptians for months and months, with ever-changing nightmares: invasions of frogs, mosquitoes and flies, assaults by grasshoppers, images of devastated fields and dead animals, huge pustules on humans, rains of fire, total darkness. In the last dream, he made his children die in front of them: their beloved children whom, apparently, they considered more important than the portal to their GOD!

Hearing them scream and cry had given him satisfaction, but once he got back into his bubble, he was smoking again with rage. He turned off the screen and cut off contact with Dimension 46’\. It wasn't that important, after all! As well as that stupid little planet teeming with life! And most of all, those stupid humans weren't important! They were just pathetic two-legged meatbags, with big heads and stupid minds. Let them do what they wanted! Did they find their families and their kind more important than their God? Well, they could stay with their own kind, if it was all they wanted! All together to rot in the miserable society they had created! Bill certainly did not need the help of a couple of critters! He had the entire Multiverse at his disposal!

He left the bubble, boiling with rage, and so he stayed like this.

For twenty years.

Finding himself once again in his bubble, in front of the blank screen that reflected his frowning eye, a single thought was clear in his mind.

I just want to see it.

He did not care what they were doing or if they were good or bad. As far as he was concerned, they could all be dead.

But he wanted to see. He wanted to look again at his Dimension, at its familiar colors. He wanted to return to the irregular little planet, he wanted to admire the beautiful life that developed after centuries and centuries of failure. And even seeing his little humans again wouldn't have been so bad, after all.

With a snap of his fingers, the screen turned on. The familiar images of the golden desert filled his eye: the color was much warmer than his own, yet it retained the same metallic flavor, the same triumphant blast of the trumpet.

Bill moved through the dunes, looking for oases, and patches of blue honey in the yellow. He passed the cities and moved further inside, towards the point where his obedient humans had built the portal that had failed.

Except that the portal was no longer there.

In its place, there were statues. Colossal statues of Bill, his shape represented with a pyramid of glistening white, which glowed as bright as the sun itself. His black arms and hat reflected the light and appeared to be covered with gems. His eye had not only been drawn: it was made of pieces of obsidian arranged with meticulous care, cut to perfection.

Bill pulled away from the screen. Silhouetted in the middle of the deserted plain, there was a huge statue of himself. And, not far away, another was under construction.

Humans did this.

For me.

The fingers were carefully cut and filed into huge blocks of granite. The arms had been worked to make them round. And the shape, that incredible pyramid covered with sparkling stone... it wasn't the work of just one man. It was the work of all the people. It was their work, their apology note to him.

His little creatures had been affected by the dreams, they had remembered the nightmares with which he had tormented them and had acted accordingly, creating a gift that would appease the wrath of their God.

They've come this far. Just for me.

Bill put a hand on him. He looked down, rolled his fingers in front of his eye. The humans had been so precise, that they replicated his shape with such complicated materials. And they did it just to apologize, without getting anything in return.

The tip of the index finger shone with yellow light and Bill pointed it at himself.

 


 

"Pharaoh."

The pharaoh turned and his two eyes widened. He fell to his knees, his hands on his head, trembling.

"Mighty Ra, forgive me! Please, please, have mercy!"

Bill held out his hand.

"Get up."

The pharaoh lowered his arms, trembling, and looked up. His eyes widened, astonishment left him open-mouthed.

"Mighty God..."

"I saw your gift," Bill replied. He ran a hand over the lower part of his shape: before there was only smooth, uniform perfection, but now lines had been engraved, as thin as threads in the dazzling yellow. The lines were arranged to form a brick pattern, the same regular pattern as the pyramids.

"You impressed me," he continued, in front of the astonished human. "This is the sign that I'm no longer angry with you. Maybe I got a little carried away with the nightmares, but now it's all over." He held out his hand. "Let's move forward together. I will give you more knowledge and you will build more statues in my honor, so your successors will know about me too."

For a moment, the pharaoh gaped at him, dazed, trying to process his words. Finally, his astonishment dissolved into hot tears as he bent to touch the ground with his forehead.

"Thank you, wonderful God! Thank you!"

Bill folded his hands behind the shape and smiled at him, his eye half closed.

"You're welcome, my friend. Let's gather more knowledge together."

So when other people come, they will conquer you, take that knowledge for themselves and build my portal.

It was only a matter of time.

 

Notes:

And so, here we are! Bill starts interacting with the humans. We'll have a lot of fun with this ;)

The first guy is from the Bronze Age/possibly Sumerian. Bill's aspects are very similar to the typical sumerian divinity after all (immortal, sacred, eats, drinks, rejoices and complains, decides the destiny of mankind). Also, sumerian deities have a haunting gaze and are much more intelligent and stronger, compared to men. Their "terrifying splendor" is also their central feature, especially the radiance that emanates from the face/head.

The dreams Bill gives to Egyptians are based of the famous ten plagues of Egypt.

And of course the build of the pyramids is based on what we got from Blacklight Journal 3. I just added a tiny detail: Bill's geometric shape in his lower part. He hadn't it before, no 2-D creature had *anything* on. But Bill got so impressed by the gift of his little creature, to put a mark of them on himself. Consider it the start of a beautiful love/hate relationship.

In the next chapter we will have: worried friends, Xanthar being a good boyo, Greeks and Bill having fun with them.

Chapter 40: ACT VI - Forty

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 40

 

It didn't take him long to find some new people, more promising than the Egyptians. He hadn’t even had to go too far: crossing the sea was enough to reach sharp minds, with clear and lucid dreams, in which humans immediately realized there was something different, when Bill secretly changed some details.

This time he had to take it easy. After all, humans were very young, newly evolved creatures. They learned a lot and quickly, but they were still quite primitive. He should not overestimate them, thinking that they would do great things in no time: his portal required care, attention and a long, long time. Those ignorant little creatures could not do it, without a clear plan.

So first Bill would clear their minds and give them enough knowledge, to understand what they were doing, then he would ask for the portal. With proper means available, humans would have figured out for themselves what to do.

He would not make the same mistake he did with the Egyptians.

 


 

"So it's the fourth time I've seen Bill come back and go out, within a couple of hours." Keyhole snorted. "At least, when he came back to the palace before, he stayed there for a while. Now it's a matter of hours, two days at the most. It has become increasingly rare to see him.”

"He'll be busy looking at the Multiverse." Pyronica threw two cards on the table and drew one from the card pile. "Maybe he's talking to some people. Do you know anything about that, Kryptos?"

There was nothing on the table he could pick, so Kryptos drew: another five.

"Nothing," he replied, slipping the card between his. "I never cross him, neither here nor around."

"At least he doesn't seem in a bad mood," Hectorgon intervened, fiddling with the edge of the two cards he still had. "He just seems very busy."

"So why don't you go talk to him and ask him what he does exactly?" Pyronica teased him.

"I said he doesn't seem in a bad mood," he clarified, "Not that he can't be, at any moment."

"Also because, every time we ask him a question, he’s always sulky," Keyhole agreed. "8-Ball..."

"Huh? I don't know, he'll have his reasons," 8-Ball replied.

"No, I meant it’s your turn to play."

"Right." 8-Ball threw a card on the table.

"Lucky," Keyhole commented.

"What reasons should Bill have for always being in a bad mood?" Hectorgon asked.

"I don't know." 8-Ball shrugged. "Maybe he hates us."

"Bill doesn't hate us," Pyronica retorted, firmly. "Bill doesn't hate any of us. He's just looking at the Multiverse for himself."

"And why doesn't he tell us what he sees or hears?" Keyhole asked. "We’re his friends."

"Because it's Bill," Hectorgon replied as if it were obvious. "He tells us something, only if he wants to. If he doesn't want to, you can kill him, but he'll never tell you anything."

It was Hectorgon's turn and all eyes were on him, while his hand moved to the deck, took a card and turned it over. No emotion leaked between Hectorgon's lips and the Hexagon just slipped the card between the two remaining ones.

To his right, Kryptos caught Pyronica's shoulders relaxing. Teeth, beside her, kept moving a toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other, running it with the help of his tongue.

It was Paci-fire's turn: he drew a card, gave it the usual sulky look he reserved for everything and threw it on the table.

"If either of you wins again, I swear I'll leave," Keyhole announced.

"It's not our fault that we're good," Hectorgon replied with a smirk.

"It's not fair, you only have one mouth and Paci-fire only one expression."

"Teeth has only one mouth too."

"But Teeth isn't playing seriously," Keyhole replied. "He throws cards at random!"

"True!"

"I thought you understood how this game works." Pyronica raised her eyebrow. Teeth shrugged.

"It’s more fun like this."

"It's just a game." Paci-fire minimized. "Teeth, it's your turn."

"Okie…" Teeth stopped twisting the toothpick and reached out to take a card. His fingers hesitated on the deck, the amusement gone from his face.

"What happened?" Pyronica asked him.

"Guys…"

"Mh?"

"What if Bill doesn't want to be with us anymore?" Teeth asked, with a sad tone. "Maybe that's why he avoids us. He doesn't like us anymore."

"He's just looking at the Multiverse." Pyronica sighed and lowered the cards on the table. "Let's do this: one of us goes to look for him and asks him what he does and who he talks to. Just this."

"Count me out." Keyhole peered over the edge of his cards at Hectorgon. "I have to win at least one game first."

"Count me out too." Hectorgon gave him a wide, sly smile. "I must make Keyhole lose for the fifth time."

"You wish!"

"If you want, I'll go."

All eyes shifted to Amorphus Shape, who was silently floating beside 8-Ball. Xanthar sat behind her and held their cards between his paws, so that Amorphus could see them. She lifted a vine and gave him a gentle pat on the muzzle.

"Do you want to come with me?" She asked the big creature. "We can look for him in two different places: the first one that finds him, asks him what he’s doing."

Xanthar replied with a cheerful grunt of approval. He left the cards on the table and stood up, leading Amorphus to the door.

"And what about the game?" Pyronica asked.

"No one would have been able to win anyway," Amorphus replied. "8-Ball has all the missing eights."

"8-Ball!"

"Again?!"

"I thought this was the game!"

Keyhole tossed his cards.

"I'm not drunk enough for that!"

Hectorgon laughed, Paci-fire kept being unimpressed as always, Pyronica climbed onto the table to repeat to 8-Ball what the rules were, Teeth started to spin a card, holding it on the tip of his index finger.

"I'm good, huh, huh?"

Kryptos smiled, rolled his eye and got up to get some drinks for everyone.  

 


 

Bill opened his eye again: he was back in his bubble, laughter still crackling inside him. The human he spoke to, ignorant as he was, at least had a decent sense of humor and could understand his jokes. Or maybe he was just laughing out of kindness. Anyway, he laughed and it was fun talking to him. Or at least, more fun than talking to the one before him, a guy convinced that Bill was just a figment of his imagination.

Ah, what simple creatures. But Bill would have convinced them all that he existed and was their God. He had succeeded with the Egyptians, it would not have been more complicated with these new people.

A familiar whine crept into his thoughts, prompting him to look away from the screen and the sleeping mortals. Bill reached the edge of the bubble and peeked out: Xanthar was floating around the neighboring planet, still emitting that call, crying. It was the verse reserved for Bill, the one Xanthar used when he wanted to be with him. Even surrounded by everyone else, he would keep crying, calling out for Bill.

Bill managed to last two minutes. Then he shot out of the bubble and caught up with Xanthar at full speed, throwing himself at his soft muzzle.

"Xanthar!" he stretched out his arms to wrap them around the creature’s massive body. "My monster of terror! How are you?"

Enthusiastic, Xanthar let out his little noises of delight, flapping his paws in contentment. Bill pulled away from his muzzle and stroked the underside, tickled his darker spots and even got a high five. Xanthar floated closer, trying to rub his muzzle against him.

"I know, I know, you missed me." Bill laughed. "I missed you too! Did you notice what I did to myself?" He added merrily, rubbing a hand on his new brick decoration. "Do you like it?"

Xanthar reacted with his usual happy enthusiasm and rubbed his muzzle against him one more time, making Bill laugh.

"Okay, okay, let's spend some time together." He placated the big, adorable monster, still stroking his top. "I've been very busy recently."

His gaze slid to the nearby red bubble, and then returned to Xanthar: he was still rubbing enthusiastically against his hand, still whimpering happy and agitated. He had missed him a lot. How long had they not seen each other? Half a century, at least?

The red bubble was always visible, out of the corner of his eye. It attracted him, invited him to enter, to come back to the screen that was always turned on. He had so many humans to talk to, to convince them of his existence, to teach them how to build the portal that would lead him out of there. They needed him.

He looked down at Xanthar. But he also needed him. Bill had left him alone for too long. He certainly could not give him two strokes and leave him there, whining for who knows how many more years!

A switch clicked and the solution was revealed in its simplicity.

"Hey, Xanthar," Bill invited him cheerfully, "Do you want to come to a nice place with me?"

 


 

He was not sure it would work.

He simply held Xanthar tight against him, told him to relax and, drawing on his infinite energy, he was able to transport him to the dream plane. It had been a longer and more tiring jump than usual, but he had succeeded. And, while still holding Xanthar tightly, he had also managed to make him enter one of the dream islands, bringing him in his wake.

Once the island settled its contours around them, Bill blinked and Xanthar was still there, his warm, comfortable muzzle against his hand. He had succeeded. He had brought another being on the dream plane with him.

Bill was beaming, Xanthar was very happy.

The human a little less.

"What... what’s that monster?!"

"This? This is the terror of every creature!" Bill exclaimed, in his most theatrical tone. "The colossal monster, the giant who destroys everything! He's The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said!"

Xanthar performed a demonstration, knocking down a couple of dream houses and roaring dramatically. The human screamed, avoided the falling stones and fled away, toward the center of his dream forest, running away without looking back.

"Uh," Bill commented, "I don't think he understood we were joking."

 


 

"HELP! AN ABOMINATION!"

"Adorable, right?" Bill asked, patting Xanthar's muzzle "He's The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said. But if you want, you can call him Xanthar. Come on, pat him!"

The human trembled like a leaf. Fighting the panic, he moved slowly, crawling his feet on the ground, his arms pressed against his chest. Xanthar folded his muzzle, waiting for a pat, and the human screamed, then turned his heel and ran away.

"He was a well-known coward, so he doesn't count," Bill consoled him, stroking his muzzle. "I'll take you to someone else who is braver, you'll see."

 


 

"What... what…?"

"I know, he's gigantic and adorable," Bill exclaimed. "And he only destroys what I tell him to, so it's okay. If you want, I'll show you!"

Bill snapped his fingers and pointed to Xanthar something to the right: obediently, he moved to destroy only that section, leaving everything to the left intact.

The human was stunned and terrified, but at least he had not run away. There was an improvement.

"But... but it's terrible," he murmured, looking wide-eyed at the devastation left by Xanthar's footsteps. "He destroys everything!"

"Oh yeah, that's really cool!" Bill exclaimed. "And he can also throw rocks if you want! He has a pretty good shot, you know?"

"A giant." The human muttered to himself, holding his head. "A giant, a giant."

The dream island was blurring its contours, a clear sign that the human was about to wake up. Bill grabbed Xanthar and they jumped away.

 


 

"Look, it’s so awesome!" Bill brought Xanthar's huge muzzle close to the screen: humans had formed their own mythology, telling stories of gods, struggles and enormous creatures that destroyed everything, making the earth tremble with their footsteps.

Xanthar grumbled, perplexed. Bill hit him on the head.

"Exactly! You left an impression in their minds! They’re a little confusing, but they remember you! You left a mark! And look, now they speak of you as a being that moves the entire earth!" He laughed. "They can remember so much, in just a couple of dreams. And they have so much imagination, in those simple little minds! Don't you find them amazing?"

Xanthar let out a questioning sound. Bill patted him on the side of the muzzle.

"I have my reasons for considering them important," he said gently. "They’re not like all other creatures in the Multiverse."

 


 

Xanthar left after two years, accepting until the last caress. Bill had watched him go away happy and calm, until he had become a purple dot. Then, he went back to his humans and their dreams.

And then Amorphus Shape appeared nearby.

"Hi," she greeted him, with her calm and deep voice, "What are you doing?"

Bill held out his hand.

"Do you want to see?"

Amorphus Shape's gaze moved from his eye to his hand, over and over again, always with that placid expression. Finally, she placed the tip of her vine on his palm and Bill carried her with him inside the bubble.

She let him do it, her wide eyes exploring everything with the same curiosity as the first day they met. She looked at the bubble from top to bottom, poked at its sides, then moved on to the screen.

"Is this one of the Dimensions you speak to?"

"No," Bill corrected her, "This is the only Dimension I speak to."

Amorphus Shape turned to look at him and he held out his hand again.

"Come," he invited her, "I'll let you enter the dreams of these creatures."

And she accepted. She gazed wide-eyed at the network of dreamlike roads, held her breath as they descended into one of the islands and expressed her amazement as the dull outlines became clearer.

And now she was there, in front of a human who was walking around her, examining her from every side.

"She's Amorphus Shape," Bill introduced her, "While she’s Policasta."

"Oh, I see." Amorphus Shape spun around, following the human who studied her from top to bottom. As in every dream, Policasta ignored the rules of etiquette and stretched out her hands, touching Amorphus Shape and tracing the boundaries of the squares that made her up.

"My Muse," she said, turning to Bill but without taking her eyes off Amorphus’ bright colors, "What a strange creation you brought in front of my eyes! It's even stranger than usual."

"I didn't create her," Bill replied. "Amorphus was born like this."

"A model of order and perfection," Policasta murmured, tracing one of the squares with her finger. Amorphus Shape blinked and pulled back.

"Could you stop frisking me?"

The human ignored Amorphus and walked around her again, looking at her back and sides.

"Thin tiles together," she murmured, as if she was thinking about it. "Painted in brighter colors. No more pebbles."

Amorphus glanced at Bill.

"Is this "human" okay?"

"She’s always like that," he replied, crossing his legs. "She doesn't think we exist, but that we're divine beings who come to inspire her in her sleep."

"Uhm... and you talk about it like that?" She glanced at the human. "In front of her?"

"She hardly remembers anything I say to her." Bill shrugged cheerfully. "But she remembers the images. Every time I visit her, I show her something new and then, during the day, she reproduces it."

"Oh."

"... I can create much better things," the human was still muttering. "It can work, with a good glue. I could try the usual one." Policasta turned to Bill. "Thank you, my Muse, for inspiring my mind once again!"

"You’re welcome! But remember." Bill drew a triangle in mid-air, with one eye in the center. "Always put my image in your works."

"Of course, my Muse." Policasta knelt and, when she was about to get up, the contours of the island began to tremble.

"She's waking up." Bill grabbed one of Amorphus Shape’s vines. "Let's go."

 


 

Amorphus Shape left after two weeks, called back by a messenger from the Lavalamp Monsters who had come looking for her: apparently, they had requested her presence because everyone else was absent.

"That's also why I gave you the power to control the Nightmare Realm for me," Bill told her, amused.

"And you?" She asked. "Will you stay here and talk to those "humans"?"

"Yes," he replied, "I still have a lot to teach them."

Amorphus did not ask more questions, did not insist he had to leave, did not ask him to come back to rule over the Nightmare Realm. She just said goodbye, turned and floated away.

Bill re-entered his bubble and returned to the screen. Images flowed, every time he blinked: colored tunics, gold bracelets, long curled hair. They were different, new and sharper compared to the ones he usually glimpsed. Someone must have drawn his figure at some new point on the planet. And, judging by the tunics, he had a pretty good idea of where his image was.

Bill's view moved through the streets, until he reached the interior of a nobleman's house. Humans in colored robes filled the rooms, chatting and eating. Most of the people were gathered in the largest room of the house, looking at a huge drawing that adorned the large wall.

There were boats, at the mercy of a dark blue storm, the smell of rain overlapped on the drawing of the drops. The little sailors were lifting the oars, aiming at a huge crested snake rising from the water, fangs unsheathed, thin eyes loaded with blood. In the depths of the water, the long tail of the snake coiled around itself, sending smaller fish to flight, trilling notes in the light and dark blue duet of flute and cello, with gills as white as crescent moons. The entire scene had been enclosed within a frame, decorated with a gilded Greek fret enclosed in a second frame, made up of black and white triangles.

Bill came closer: that drawing was not simple stone painting. The whole scene was created by juxtaposing small square tiles, all of the same size, each of a different color, which together made up the finished image. It was a new type of mosaic, more precise than the previous style, which used pebbles and irregular stones. It was new, it was more beautiful, it was...

"Better" Bill muttered. He looked away from the image and recognized Policasta, standing in front of her creation, admiring it with an ecstatic smile on her lips.

His humans continued to develop imagination and intelligence. It was enough for Policasta to see Amorphus Shape once, to receive the inspiration that would forever change the technique of mosaic making.

Bill smiled back at her.

"Not bad, girl. Not bad."

 


 

"How many times do I have to tell you? The square root of two is an irrational number!"

"My Muse, it's impossible!"

"You saw Hippasus' demonstration, look at it again." Bill insisted, making him run the calculations in front of him. "You can see for yourself that it's correct.”

"But... but it's impossible! Numbers are absolute! Numbers can't be... irrational!"

"Listen." Bill floated in front of him and grabbed his cheeks. "You've listened to me with the right-angled triangle theory. Listen to me on this too. Irrational numbers exist and they will change the way you look at math. There's a lot of irrational stuff you haven’t discovered yet! Trust me and you'll see that even this theory will take your name."

Pythagoras insisted on refuting the theory with logic, over and over again, but without success. After yet another failed attempt, he snorted and promised he would do his best, using his rationality, to accept that theory.

Eventually, his beliefs prevailed and he sentenced his pupil Hippasus to drown.

Bill, frustrated, stopped visiting him.

 


 

"So: every circle is equivalent to a triangle, with the base the same length as the circumference and the height as long as the radius. Is that correct? My Muse, it would be nice if you stop laughing for a minute."

"Ahahahahah, it's all correct! Everything! Write it down, write it!"

"You're not very convincing, when my every word is greeted with laughter from your side."

"It's just that it's all true and I've never thought about it! Ahahahaha! It's so funny! Make millions of copies! This theory has to go on for ages!"

"I don't know why, my Muse, but I think this idea of squaring the circle sounds more like a funny joke for you, rather than something useful for me."

Bill wiped a tear of amusement from his eye and put his arm around the human's shoulders.

"Archie, old pal..."

"My name is not "Archie"..."

"It's a nickname, don't be so picky." Bill tapped the papyrus sheet floating in front of him. "Write it down. And make sure to remember every single word when you wake up. This theory will lead to the number that defines the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter."

"A number I can't know now."

"I'll tell you when you die, as I promised you." Bill ruffled his hair. "Trust me. I always keep my promises."

 


 

"I want to use your knowledge wisely, my Muse. I will cure the ills of those in need, without receiving anything in return. I will be honest with my patients and responsibly spread knowledge. I will always strive to defend life, I will understand what my limits are and I will always behave in full respect of this noble art. This oath I wrote will be the oath of every doctor and all those who want to learn the art of medicine will have to respect it."

Bill crossed his legs.

"I just told you a couple of things, I didn't expect you to take them so seriously..."

"My Muse, we’re talking about human life."

"I know, but you know what would be even more important? My portal! You know, that portal you promised to offer your help for?"

"But my Muse, I'm just a doctor."

"And since when is it a job?"

"Well, from now on."

"..."

"..."

"This time you won. But forget I'll help you again."

"I won't be mad at you, my Muse. And if you need my help, I'll give it to you."

"Urgh, I hate when you're so helpful!"

"I'm a doctor after all."

"Uuuuurgh!"

 


 

"My Muse, look what wonder I created! It's all made of copper, closed in this beautiful wooden frame. See these little cogwheels? And look here: I also put a differential, so I can get a rotation with the same speed as the sum…"

"Yes, yes, let's cut it short with the explanation, I know what a differential is. And I see this thing’s nice. But what is it supposed to do?"

"It's a planetarium." The human explained, enthusiasm dripping from every word. "It calculates sunrise, moon phases, the movements of planets, equinoxes, months, days of the week and, look here..." A broad smile. "Even the dates of the Olympic Games."

"Well, it's quite remarkable." Bill put his hands behind the shape and floated over, examining the complex mechanism that was being disassembled and reassembled in front of his eye. "Considering that your technological level isn't very high yet, that's not bad. That was the thing you were working on all this time?"

"Yes, my Muse. And I'm sure this will help me to build your portal. That’s one small step..."

"For a man, one giant leap for mankind?"

"What?"

"Nothing, it hasn't happened yet." Bill waved a hand. "You know what? I'm proud of your work, girl! Go, take your mechanism around and show it! Then, when you'll be old, get on a ship and set sail for Antikythera. And no instruction manual!” He chuckled. "It will take them a century to understand what your instrument is for!"

 


 

"Dimension 46’\," Pyronica repeated. "And there are creatures called "humans"."

"Yes," confirmed Amorphus Shape, "And Bill talks to them. All the time."

"And…?" Kryptos asked.

"And nothing else. He just talks to them. He gives them information and they call him a weird way. I think it's their term for "God "."

"But why does he talk with them?" Kryptos asked again. "What’s so special about them?"

"I have no idea." Amorphus Shape raised the vines, mimicking the gesture of shrugging. "They're simple creatures, not very evolved. Bill showed me the Dimension: it’s small, pretty in its own way. Not exceptionally strange and not too ordinary. That’s what I got, at least."

Kryptos and Pyronica exchanged a look. Bill was interested in a small Dimension, equal to thousands of others. Why? And why did he enjoy talking to such simple mortal creatures?

"Didn't he explain to you why he likes that Dimension in particular?" Pyronica asked.

"No," she answered. "He just likes it."

It was not like Bill. Bill was interested in the wisest people and the strangest worlds. He had ignored thousands of common worlds and condemned hundreds of thousands of others just because "they weren't enough" for him. Why did Dimension 46’\ get different treatment? What was so special about such a simple world? And why did he like those humans so much?

"Maybe it's a weird new hobby," Pyronica suggested. "He must have found something nice that attracts him."

"But what?" Kryptos asked. "What could be so exceptional, to get the interest of an omniscient, multidimensional creature like him?"

Neither Pyronica nor Amorphus Shape were able to answer that question.

 

Notes:

The first mosaics were born around 3000 BC and they were made of pebbles. Starting from 4th century BC, Greeks started to use marble cubes, onyx and precious stones, up to the introduction of cut tiles in the 3rd century BC.

Policasta is just a greek name I found: it’s made of two words and it means “very excellent”, “very clever”, “very brilliant”. A pretty fitting name for someone who creates mosaics ;)

The number Bill refers to that defines the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter is the famous pi (π), aka 3,14, also known as Archimedes' constant. The best-known approximations to π were accurate to two decimal places, around the Greek’s period. Only after centuries, we have been able to approximate it to a lot more decimal places. And this is basically Archimedes’ deal with Bill: knowing what the correct measure of this number is, since Greeks were just able to make approximations.

The Hippocratic Oath is an oath of ethics historically taken by physicians. In its original form, it requires a new physician to swear to uphold specific ethical standards. The oath established several principles of medical ethics which are still of the utmost importance today. And, even if today we do not use the original form, still all doctors swear on a modified version of it.

And finally we have the Antikythera mechanism, that is exactly what I described. This thing was retrieved from a shipwreck off the coast of the Greek island Antikythera in 1901. And for years scientists had absolutely NO IDEA of what it was. It took almost 100 years to understand what it was and its utility.

 

Next chapter: we’ll move to the next big Mediterranean civilizations, explore its territories, meet a strange boy and then leave entirely, to meet another important figure.

See you next week!

Chapter 41: ACT VI - Forty-one

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 41

 

Soon new people came into contact with the Greeks.

They were warriors, skilled sword fighters and soldiers, who faced every challenge without fear and always won it.

They were ignorant people, who knew nothing about mathematics, had just some ideas about astronomy, were bad in medicine and poor in the arts. Compared to the enormous wealth of knowledge that Bill had given the Greeks, those new people barely had enough to fill a bag.

But they were smart. They did not have the same intelligence the Greeks had, but they understood that Greeks had something special, which could not be held or stolen. It was something impalpable, but far more powerful than the sword or the war. It was something that empowered and made the Greeks superior, despite being the losers.

They were people with big dreams, which made their eyes shine. The visceral needs of their soul pushed them to expand their territory, to move across land and sea in search of other places and other peoples, always in search of something else and of that invisible power, to annex everything to their reign and become the stronger civilization of the known world.

Those people were animated by the conquering spirit.

 


 

"Forget about those lands above you. Go northwest."

"The Franks' territories are northwest."

"So what? Are you afraid of a couple of barbarians? Go there and you will conquer everything, up to the sea and beyond."

The human looked him up and down, rubbing his shaven chin. A spark of slyness shone in the depths of his black eyes, the same one that animated his people. It was an evolved form of that ancient spark Bill had seen millennia earlier, in the eyes of the first man who took the fire.

They had changed a lot, in just a couple of millennia.

"I want to trust you," the human finally said, staring at him, "Even if I don't know what you are, mysterious being. My people think you’re a God and everyone would think that I'm crazy if I didn't believe the same. But I don't think you’re a God. You're something else."

Bill folded his hands behind the top.

"You're smart, for being a mortal," he said. "In a sense, both things are true. All that I am, I am not."

"Are you philosophizing with me again?"

"I'm just giving you a different point of view," Bill replied, with a wink. "Consider this a help for your next writings and an inspiration for your next speeches."

The human smiled.

"You’ve been incredibly helpful regarding this," he admitted. "You're very intelligent, strange being."

"I have a name: you can use it."

"It doesn't seem like a real name to me," he replied. "More like a pseudonym."

"My true name is impossible for you to understand," Bill replied. "If you heard it, the sound alone would turn your brain into a mush and drip from your ears, while you stand dazed, with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face!"

The human looked at him, one eyebrow raised.

"Really?" he asked, his tone overflowing with sarcasm.

"Okay, maybe not literally," Bill corrected himself. "But you wouldn't understand it anyway. And it wouldn't be of any use to you, so I prefer to keep it to myself."

"And what would be of use to me?"

"Now we’re talking." Bill snapped his fingers and made a map of Europe appeared out of thin air. "What do you think of a plan to convince your few men to follow you to Gaul?"

"You can leave the convincing part to me," the human promised, with an amused grin. "What do you suggest, regarding the invasion?"

Bill folded his eye in an identical smile: some humans were really funny.

 


 

"Hey, kid!"

The human turned, a half-bitten apple in his hand. His curious eyes widened at the sight of Bill, the apple fell from his hand and he smiled, a huge cheerful smile that lit up his entire face.

"Father..."

Bill snorted.

"Still with this father thing? How many times do I have to tell you I'm not your father?"

The human did not lose his composure: he simply sat on a stone and picked up the fallen apple.

"You created the sky, the earth and everything in the universe, didn't you?"

"Well..." Bill rolled his hand. "Let's say yes."

"And did you create life?"

"In a way."

"And are all men equal before you?"

"Even too much sometimes: it’s hard to tell you apart, when you’re all so similar."

"See?" The human said, waving the apple. "You created everything, including us. So we’re all your children. So you’re my father." And took a bite of the fruit, looking at Bill with the innocent smirk of a child.

Bill narrowed his eye.

"I don't like how you manage to turn every conversation for you to be right."

"It's simple reasoning, Father."

"I'm not your father." Bill put his hands on the sides. "Anyway: I looked at your work."

"Are you proud of me?"

"You're doing fine." Bill narrowed his eye again. "Even though I don't like the "turn the other cheek" thing. You should’ve proposed revenge! Blood! Fight! Do you remember that time you wreaked havoc in that temple? You should use more of that and less of... this," he concluded, moving his arms up and down to indicate the human in his entirety.

"Father, I must maintain good relations with our people and especially with our Roman lords," the human said, in a humble tone. He bit the apple and gave Bill a long penetrating look. "I certainly don't want them to be disturbed by my work."

"It’s all right on that side." Bill lowered, crossing his legs in midair. "The Romans don't even know you exist: all they care about is that you and your people pay their taxes and don't kill the Roman soldiers. As for the rest, you might as well go around riding a dinosaur and they wouldn't care less."

The human replied with a kind, open laugh. At least, even if he was an annoying pacifist, he appreciated Bill’s sense of humor.

"Your people, on the other hand, seem to listen to you quite well," Bill continued, "You've made yourself many followers."

"I only spread your word, Father," it was the humble reply. "I speak to everyone, without making differences between Pharisees or tax collectors, rich or poor, old or young." He sighed. "I'm just so sad many people don't understand and criticize me."

"Do you mean your high priest or what’s his name?" Bill rolled his eye. "Don’t worry, it’s all right on that side too: his crew thinks you have too much fun and you should attend fewer parties. But parties are the best!"

"They’re not yet ready, Father," the human replied. "There’s still too much selfishness. But I thank you, for all the people willing to open their eyes: my message of equality and brotherhood has reached them and their life is better now. They’re all happier and, above all, they love others as themselves."

"Uuurgh," Bill rolled his eye, "Damn your pacifism. At least get them to buy gold. At least that."

"Gold won’t give them happiness, Father." The human shrugged. "Besides, gold is for the emperor. You don't need it."

"I think it’s nice, okay?"

The human laughed again, rising to his feet.

"Do not doubt me, Father," he said, extending his hand. "I will make your name great all over the Earth, as I promised you."

Bill looked at the outstretched hand and reached out to shake it.

"I know, kid," he admitted.

 


 

Eventually, the young human caught the attention of the Romans, who executed him. Bill watched him, until the last moments.

The kid kept his promise.

 


 

Bill didn't feel like going back to the Romans, nor did he want to go to Europe. He wanted a change of scenery. He wanted to visit new, different peoples who had not yet seen him, nor did they suspect his existence.

His omniscient vision left the European coasts and crossed the sea, flying above the waters, until it reached a new land, inhabited by few people. A vast variegated land, with deserts of bright yellow, forests filled with the sweet sound of green, lakes of the familiar - so familiar - blue of his lethal flames.

It was a vast land, where there was everything and anyone could find something. Even Bill.

And, in a way, he found what he was looking for.

 


 

It looked like a simple place between the trees, identical to so many others. But Bill immediately felt that there was something more. A smell, a taste, a color, a sound. Or maybe it was all the flavors, colors, scents and sounds. Perhaps it was the familiar green melody, the blue of the sky that reminded him of a time when everything was novelty and discovery.

Or maybe it was the animals. Special, different, unique beings. Creatures that did not exist anywhere else on that planet, except there. Beings who, in a certain sense, were also somewhat reminiscent of those of the Nightmare Realm.

The eye-bats, for example. He had seen a flock of them fly through the trees and hide in a dark cave. They were much smaller than the huge red-winged bats that followed Paci-fire: those were just little beings, with short black wings and harmless eyes, who preferred to hide in the dark, rather than shoot laser beams.

Not that the place was boring! It seemed like the strangest flora and fauna of the planet had all gathered in that territory. And there were incredible objects too, which could rival the oddities of the Nightmare Realm. Weird amulets, stones with absurd properties, even a spaceship of the Pan-Dimensional Beings of Trilazzx Beta! As usual, they must have gotten lost as they wandered through dimensions, ran out of fuel and crashed in that earthly garden, where every strange thing lived.

It was bizarre. It was funny. This place attracted Bill's eye, offered him new things, strange and different against the background of most familiar colors. It was a new place and a place already seen at the same time, one that Bill could recognize as his own.

home.

But that piece of land was not inhabited only by strange creatures and absurd plants: even some humans had chosen it as a place to live and had settled there. They did not have the intelligence of the Greeks or the dexterity of the Romans and were organized in small tribes, with feathers in their hair and huts instead of houses. But their eyes shone as well as those of the Europeans.

And, among them, there was a human who held the same spark as the first man who held the fire.

 


 

The Dreamscape had taken on the appearance of the forest surrounding the shaman's house. Bill led him through the trees, his figure glowing in the half-light of the undergrowth.

"These are the right plants," he said, pointing to a clump of leaves. The shaman joined him and knelt: he cut off the plants and, by murmuring a prayer to the earth, put them in the bag he wore on his belt.

Bill rolled his eye.

"You know that I could've made them appear in front of you, without us going all this way, do you?"

"It's not far," the shaman replied, standing up again. "The house is close."

"But everything is relative," Bill retorted. "Distances, time, everything you see! Everything is an illusion, things are impulses that affect your senses."

"But I’m illusion too," he replied, in that calm voice. "I am but a fragment of the Higher Spirit, placed in this nest to take care of others." He lowered his head to the bag full of herbs. "So... a cold brew?"

"Yes," Bill repeated. "Let the sick brats drink it and in two weeks they'll be on their feet, louder than ever."

The shaman nodded heavily, stroking the bag. Bill rolled his eyes.

"Are we done?"

"Yes." The shaman raised his head again. "But I have another question."

Bill turned completely to look at him and put his hands behind the shape, waiting. The shaman's gray eyes were still and serious.

"Can you help me, even when I'm awake?"

Bill raised his eyebrow.

"What do you mean?"

"I have a difficult task tomorrow," the human explained. "Weasel has something under his skin and I must get it out. I need a steady hand and an impassive spirit." He raised a trembling hand. "But my fingers betray me and my spirit is agitated by continuous fears."

The shaman looked at Bill again.

"You are the Being With The Answers. You know everything, your higher spirit is relaxed. If there is any way you can guide my hand and assist me step by step through the operation, I know I can do it. But if I am just by myself, I'm afraid of how it could end."

Bill turned away from him and folded his hands together, thinking.

"When you’re awake..." He thought out loud. The distant, muffled voices of the omniscience were trying to tell him something. He peered into the future and saw the shaman's steady hand, carving the flesh. He had helped him. He knew he had helped him.

He looked again, flashes that followed one another. Weasel throwing his head back, screaming. The blood pouring from the leg, humans holding the warrior still, blood in the shaman's hands. Blood on his clothes, a smile on his face. Yellow eyes.

Yellow eyes.

"There’s a way." Bill looked back at him. "I can help you during the whole operation and even after. I will not guide your hand, but I will be your hand and I will do the operation for you. You can assist, from the spirits’ world: you will be next to me, so I will be able to hear you. In the end, you will be the one to guide me!" He said cheerfully.

The shaman looked away, thoughts racing in his mind. Finally, he raised his eyes.

"Good," he said, "I accept."

Bill reached out and the flames enveloped his hand. The shaman put his own into the fire and squeezed Bill’s: a firm, rough grip, the same as the first time they met.

And something happened.

It was like when he first entered a Mindscape: Bill had left his physical body behind and, in his energetic form, had found a way to Recot's mind.

There Bill had no physical form to leave behind, and once he was thrown across the road to the shaman's mind, he did not find himself in a blank space, watching the Mindscape take shape around him. On the contrary, he opened his eyelids and found himself staring at the ceiling of a hut.

The shaman's hut.

What …?

He was lying down on a bed. He put one hand to the side to pull himself up and his hand was made of flesh. A pink hand of flaccid and soft flesh, with a sleeve decorated with ocher and red. He reached out with his other hand, and that too was made of flesh, but it was not his smooth, immovable, perfect flesh: it was flaccid, mortal, weak flesh that could be hurt by a simple cut.

He touched his torso, also of flaccid flesh, with organs stirring within. He felt his face and felt harmless flat teeth, a nose, two eyes.

He jumped to his feet, tripped over his legs and fell flat. He banged his nose and pain exploded like a flower, hit his entire face, made all the nerves of his new, weak body sing, leaving him breathless. It was like a supernova, it was a thousand stars, it was two billion lights that came on, one after the other, until they triggered a tide in his mind.

Pain.

Sensations.

He laughed and the laugh wasn't his, but it came through someone else's vocal cords. He laughed anyway, intoxicated, raising his head again. He laughed while hitting his nose on the ground again.

Pain is fantastic!

He had always known it, but feeling it was completely different. After billions and billions of years, he was finally feeling something again!

"Great Being, are you all right?"

Bill looked up: the shaman was in front of him, nothing more than a floating, opaque shape. His eyes were worried, his hands tried to grab Bill's shoulders and bring him back to his feet, but they kept passing through them without touching him. Now it was the shaman who was in his energetic form, while Bill had taken possession of his empty body.

Exchange.

Possession.

"I'm all right," he replied. He got up on his knees and swayed from side to side, crashing into the table and bumping into the walls of the shaman's house. "Woah, human bodies are really heavy! And it's hard to keep your balance! Floating is so much easier!"

The shaman followed his swing with an even more worried look.

"Are you... sure that you can help Weasel?" He asked him. "Do you want me to take over?"

"Don’t worry!" Bill exclaimed. "It's nothing too complicated! Give me a couple of hours to get used to this and no one will see the difference!"

 


 

No one saw the difference and Bill did the surgery on the warrior. The blood that gushed on his hands was intoxicating, it was silky like red, but warm like yellow. And its scent was yellow metal too, so different from the typical wood smell red should have. It made his head spin, it was the song of billions of nerves, it was the turning on of all receptors, the whirling of all his senses.

He tasted the red on his fingers and the disgusting taste of cytosine and guanine even surpassed the yellow taste of red blood cells, making him turn up his nose. From the infected blood came a horrible aftertaste of uracil that forced Bill to spit it out.

Life tasted really bad.

The other humans did not notice, busy as they were bustling around the warrior. Once he fulfilled the deal, Bill left the body, giving it back to the shaman.

Weasel was back on his feet in two weeks and, within a month, he was running even better than before. The village praised the shaman, held a great party in his honor and rewarded him with food, skins and gold. Among the humans, he took the title of Modoc the Wise.

 

Notes:

The thing about Bill’s name is, of course, a reference to the AMA: “SPEAKING OF NAMES, "BILL CIPHER" IS BASICALLY A DIMENSIONAL USERNAME- A PRIMITIVE GRUNT DESIGNED FOR YOUR ANALOG EARS! IF YOU HEARD MY TRUE NAME YOU'D EVAPORATE TO DUST WITH AN EXPRESSION OF HORROR AND ECSTASY ON YOUR FACE! WHICH WOULD BE FUN BUT WOULD PROBABLY RUIN THE RUG!”

The man Bill talked about is a great Roman general, statesman, thinker and you definitely know him. If not for what he did, for what his name was used for: Caesar, Kaiser, Tzar.
(And yes, apparently he really had black eyes.)

The young human Bill talked with is another pretty famous guy and I don’t think he needs presentations. I mean, he was the one to say he was the Son of God.

And you DEFINITELY know who this shaman is. Does his name ring a bell? I hope yes, because the next chapter will be more about him and the inevitable conclusion his partnership with Bill led to.

Chapter 42: ACT VI - Forty-two

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 42

 

"... So I told him "He's the one who knows how they go!" and he jumped up so fast, he forgot about the gravity reversal and fell back twice as fast!"

Pyronica's words were greeted with an explosion of amused laughter. Keyhole slumped to one side, holding his torso with his arms. Teeth snorted, 8-Ball punched the floor. Hectorgon swayed back from too much laughter, spilling his time punch oN the ground. Even Amorphus Shape, usually much calmer, let out a quiet, amused laugh.

"And then?" Kryptos wiped a tear of mirth from his eye. "What happened?"

"Everybody went bananas!" Pyronica exclaimed, laughing in turn. "Someone even screamed, but it was clear they were all having fun! Even Paci-fire!" She added, turning towards him. "What do you think? Let's show them the big laugh you gave yourself!"

"I didn't laugh," he said in his hollow voice.

"Awww, isn't he adorable when he acts tough?" Pyronica rose the bottle again. "Who's there for another round? Hectorgon, where is your glass?"

"Enough, I can't do it." Hectorgon stretched out on his back and raised his arms. "I give up. If I drink more while laughing like this, I’ll end up getting very drunk."

"I'll drink for him." Amorphus Shape took his glass with one liana and held out his own with the other. "I don't feel anything so far."

"Good girl!" Pyronica filled both glasses. "At least I have a real drinking partner! Someone better than this old grandpa!"

"Who are you calling “old”?" Hectorgon grinned. "I can still beat you in speed, even when drunk."

"Sure, in your dreams."

Kryptos accepted another glass of time punch and raised it to Hectorgon, chuckling: the Hexagon waved his hand in mid-air, a mixture of flipping him off and ignoring him.

Pyronica's idea of “meeting and drinking together” had been great so far and the time punch she brought was the best in the Nightmare Realm. It felt like it was trillions of centuries ago, when they were still kids exploring the world, trying everything and having fun.

His cheerfulness was softened by a small thorn of sadness. If only Bill had been there with them, it would have been just like old times: all together, this time with Xanthar too, laughing and telling each other stories. They would be happy for a while, even just there in the Nightmare Realm, without wandering around the Multiverse.

But Bill was somewhere else, busy with something. Almost certainly, talking to those "humans" of Dimension 46’\. What he saw in those creatures was a real myst...

"Hey!"

"Look who's here!"

"How are you?"

The explosion of voices and shouts made Kryptos look away from his glass: the others had all turned towards the door and there, just outside the threshold, there was Bill. He was hidden behind the door and only his eye, the hat and one arm were visible, resting on the edge of the door. His curious gaze wandered from one to the other.

"Hey there," he greeted them. "Are you all right?"

He didn't sound angry or resentful. Just a little distracted.

"Join us!" Pyronica invited him, handing him a glass full of time punch. "You should listen to this story: it’s crazy!"

"I bet it is," he replied, winking at her but without moving. "You'll tell me about it later. Now I'm a little busy."

"Come oooon," she insisted, reaching for the door. "Have fun for a while! Those little creatures will be able to survive without you for a few hours!"

"They're called humans," Bill corrected her with a cheerful tone, "And they're not boring: on the contrary, they're a lot of fun! Some are a blast! You should come and see them."

Pyronica shook a hand.

"Nah," she replied, laughing as she brought the glass to her lips. "They don't seem so interesting."

"Same." Keyhole and Hectorgon supported her. The others shrugged.

"Oh well, as you wish." Bill raised a hand. "See you! Have fun!" And, as he appeared, he left again.

An awkward silence descended between them, broken only by the clinking of glasses and drinking. Then, Pyronica shrugged.

"He doesn't know what he’s missing," she cut short, and then looked up, again with a smile on her face. "Hey, did I tell you what happened on Ghak?"

 


 

"I’m done."

Red paint dripped from Modoc's fingers as the shaman stepped back and admired his finished work.

Bill was represented as the sun, then as a star enclosed in a circle of light, from which his triangular shape finally revealed itself. His eye had the same rays as the sun and his image was surrounded by a yellow aura, which represented his golden radiance. Stylized human beings were drawn around him, kneeling with their arms raised. Below, in the Cipher alphabet Bill taught him, Modoc had transcribed the formula for invoking him.

"Perfect," Bill said, passing a hand over the stone. "Simple and clear, easy for anyone to understand."

"What about the formula?"

"It’s all right." Bill turned away from the wall. "Great job, pal."

Modoc rubbed his hands on the tunic, leaving red stains on the ochre leather.

"I did my part, now you have to respect the deal." he looked up at Bill, with his serious eyes. "Tell me: what will happen to my people?"

The remnant of the deal pressed against his energetic form, the illusion of the taut thread running down his arm. Bill folded his hands behind him.

"Very soon the people beyond the sea will find a way to get here and they won't do it with good intentions,” he said. “First they will conquer the eastern territories, closer to the coasts. Then, little by little, they'll move inside, until they’ll reach you."

Bill spread his arms, as if to embrace the cave and everything around it.

"Your territory will be conquered," he continued. "A small part of your people will be enslaved, the rest killed. No women or children will be spared. The people beyond the sea only care about your land and your wealth: you're just an obstacle, so they’ll just wipe you away."

"They won’t," the shaman replied, defiantly. "We will fight them."

"Your weapons are useless compared to theirs."

"Then teach us how to build better weapons," Modoc insisted, taking a step forward. "Help us defeat them."

"It wouldn't help anyway," Bill replied, shrugging. "Their weapons aren't just physical. They will carry diseases with them. They're those invisible bacteria I told you about, remember? The ones that make people feel sick."

"Then I'll just have to cure my pe..."

"It won't help," Bill interrupted him. "Your people have never faced such diseases, they don't have the means to defeat them. Even if you treated them with the right herbs, their bodies wouldn’t react: it would only take them longer to die."

"I must be able to do something!" Modoc snapped, spreading his arms. "I'm a shaman, I'm the healer of my people! Tell me what can I do!"

Bill closed his eye.

"You can't do anything, Modoc."

He raised his eyelid again: the shaman had clenched his hands in two fists and ran his gaze across the wall, serious and cold again, his eyes desperately searching for a solution.

"How can we avoid it?" He asked, in a more calm tone. "Should we move north?"

"Whatever you do, it will only delay the inevitable." Bill floated behind him. "The people beyond the sea will come anyway, conquer all of your land and no matter where you go, they will catch up and kill you. All of you."

Bill fell silent, letting those words float between him and the shaman. Modoc's back stood upright, his head raised, proud even while knowing of his demise.

"We should just..." he began, slowly, "Let it happen?"

"There's nothing you can do that can save you," Bill replied. "Not in your world."

Modoc turned. His eyes were wide open, a sparkle in his gaze.

"Is there something in your world?"

Bill burst out laughing.

"Great question, pal!" He exclaimed. "Yes, there’s something in my world that can save you."

The shaman seemed to shine from within: his eyebrows rose, his mouth parted, the shadows on his face disappeared.

"What could save us?"

Bill put a hand on his shape.

"Me," he replied, "I can save you. I can work by your side and defend you from the people beyond the sea. I can protect you, making you invincible. If you want, I can also give you the means for you to conquer them!"

"How?" Modoc asked. "With possession?"

"I can't use my powers with possession," Bill replied. "And I can't do much here on the dream plane. But there’s another way."

Bill raised his arms and pearly smoke surrounded them, then clustered above him in the shape of an inverted triangle, with a huge swirling circle in the center that radiated blue light.

"You must build a door for me, Modoc," he said. "A passage that connects our two Dimensions. When it’ll be ready to be crossed, I will appear before you, with my physical form and my full powers. And then everything will be different."

Modoc's face was lit by the faint blue light from the portal, which gave his gray eyes a steel cast.

"I've never seen anything like that."

"It's too complex for one person." Bill held out his hand. "But if you accept me in your mind, I’ll be able to visit you even when you’re awake, in your reality. You will be able to see me and I’ll give you all the instructions and help you need."

Modoc looked at the outstretched hand, his eyes returning to Bill. The gray sparkled like silver.

"Fine," he accepted. "I would do anything to save my people."

Bill rolled his eye into a smile.

"A really wise decision." And shook his hand.

 


 

"Don't you think it's time to stop?"

Modoc was back in the cave again. His hand ran over the ochre stone again, this time tracing more irregular patterns. His gritted teeth and tense back betrayed his barely-held anger.

"All lies," he repeated coldly, "They were all lies."

"I didn't lie!" Bill protested. "I said things would be different and they will be, when I’ll get my physical form back!"

"You want to destroy everything," Modoc continued. "You’re not a good being. You're a monster."

"I don't want to destroy everything!" Bill replied. "Just to change a few boring things and add some fun ones, that's all."

"By destroying, burning, trampling," he said. "You want to create disorder, without caring for the natural spirits. You are a selfish being, who doesn’t think about who gets hurt."

Bill crossed his arms and rolled his eye.

"Look, there are billions and billions of Dimensions that burned and I didn't let one single inhabitant say a word!" He answered. "You should thank me, that I let you speak and listen to you!"

"You don't listen." Modoc shook his head. "You don't understand. You just do what you want, without thinking about anything else. And I won't let you do it."

The shaman turned to him: he had spots of red and black paint on his cheeks, yellow splashes on his tunic, a melody on his hands. Despite everything, he wore a broad, satisfied smile, beneath the brilliant gaze.

"I will stop you," he said, pointing a finger at Bill. "The spirits granted me a vision and I’ve seen ten symbols, associated with humans. Special creatures, carriers of an energy opposite and contrary to yours." He pressed a hand on the wall behind him. "One day, they will gather here, in this circle: when they’ll do it, they will create a mystical circuit, which will oppose your energy and cancel it. You will lose all your power, you will no longer be able to hurt anyone, nor escape in any dream. Your own form will decay and you will vanish from existence." Modoc's eyes shone. "You will die and this circle is your doom."

Bill stood still, his arms dangling, looking at the human. Modoc was still smiling, his face distorted into an expression of pure victory. Behind him, in irregular lines, the mystical energy circuit had been drawn: ten incomprehensible symbols, ten signs associated with humans. Ten parts of an electrical circuit.

Modoc could not know anything about circuits and energy, Bill had never explained those things to him. Yet, his vision from who knows where showed him a circuit and made him realize that the power released would be enough to match Bill's and cancel it.

And when two opposite magnets cancel each other out...

If his energy got wiped out, Bill would be powerless. A burnt-out light bulb, unable to rekindle its wires. Powerless, just like trillions and trillions of centuries before, when he was still in the Second Dimension. He would be a mortal again.

A mortal who, however, had outgrown his time for too long.

"Let me guess: in the Plane, I should already be dead."

In his mind the memory of a remote night, of a world that burned around him in blue flames: behind him was the prison he had come out of and he was walking in the street, towards the flames, before stopping. He lifted a hand and touched his own shape, letting the fire engulf him.

He was reborn from his power. He was his power and his power was him. His incredible abilities, his long life, his omniscience, the ability to leave his physical form behind to enter other creature's dreams, his own physical form were all parts of his power. But if he lost that power, there would be nothing left of him. Not even his will.

Bill clenched a hand, feeling the magnetic field of his strings and the illusory feel of his skin. For the first time, in trillions and trillions of years, there was a chance that he would actually die. Not even the Multiverse itself had managed to kill him, but ten humans could.

Bill Cipher, energy personified, could go out.

Modoc was still watching him, proud of his discovery, of that vision that some unknown multidimensional power must have granted him. Bill looked away from the mystical circuit and back to the human, to that satisfied smile.

And he laughed, laughed and laughed, a full, heartfelt laugh that came from the center of his form. Modoc looked at him puzzled, as if he had not understood anything, as if it were all too bizarre for his undeveloped mind. He, a little mortal creature who was born only thanks to Bill, only because Bill had created his universe! Bill was basically his God, yet he tried to oppose him and thought he was even more clever than him!

"Oh, Modoc," Bill wiped a tear of mirth from his eye. Between his lashes, his gaze was a steel blade. "Do you really think you can scare me?"

Modoc's proud smile collapsed, his satisfied expression gave way to a mute terror. He stepped back, eyes wide open, arms trembling while searching for the wall behind him.

"That’s right, Modoc." Bill floated over, his eye narrowed in a sharp smile. "That’s how it must be: you humans below crawling beneath me, your Lord. Do you really think you could ever be a threat to my power? You should thank me that I haven’t yet pulverized you with a snap of my fingers!"

Modoc blinked, a shadow passed in his eyes.

"You didn't." he raised his head, his eyes animated by a spark of understanding. "The portal..."

"Uh?"

"The portal! That's why you didn't do it!" Modoc passed under Bill and ran towards the exit of the cave. Bill tried to grab him, but his arm went through Modoc's shoulder, unable to touch him.

Damn!

He squeezed his arm. Their deal had just allowed Bill to access reality when Modoc was awake, but the distance that separated their Dimensions was still present. Bill was just a volatile invisible form, unable to touch the human.

He bolted out of the cave and flew after the shaman. He spotted him running through the trees, away from home, pushing the bushes aside as he passed and making squirrels, fawns and gnomes scurry away.

"Get back here!" Bill ordered.

"I did everything you told me," Modoc had resumed growling to himself. "I looked for the area of maximum uncertainty and found the point where the spirits whisper louder. I set up the fire and scattered the salts. I did everything to save my people..."

"Modoc!"

"And only because I believed you. Your lies. Your threat about the people beyond the sea," he continued, raising his voice. "That too was a lie and I never realized it!"

They were near the clearing where Modoc was working on the portal. Among the trees, Bill saw the protective fires the shaman himself had placed around the area to keep wild animals away.

"It wasn't a lie!" Bill replied. "People will really come from beyond the sea! You will die!"

"You're a liar and selfish being," Modoc repeated, "And I don't believe you anymore."

"I'm not lying!"

The portal was starting to be visible: an inverted triangle made of intertwined branches, linked by red threads. It stood in the center of the clearing, surrounded by more lumber, amulets and symbols traced in the dust.

"I won't let you destroy everything," Modoc said. "I won't let you win."

"Modoc!"

Modoc ignored him. He reached the edge of the circle, took one of the torches and strode to the portal.

"Modoc!" Bill screamed. He tried to snatch the torch from his hands, to grab his arms or slow him down: his black hands passed through the shaman’s skin, through wood and fire, without being able to slow him down. "Stop!"

"You lied and deceived me enough." The shaman raised his arm. "It will all end now."

Modoc threw the torch against the portal and the fire caught on the wood, clung to the red threads, went up along the thinnest branches, creating a burning bonfire.

Bill screamed louder.

"What are you doing?!" he yelled. "Stupid idiot! Put that fire out! I swear, you will pay for this, Modoc! I'll make you rebuild the portal, one branch at a time!"

Modoc turned: his face was calm again, his eyes cold. There was no longer any trace of anger, satisfaction, or fear. It was the look of a quiet, old man.

"No," he just replied. "You will never use me again."

Before Bill could say anything, Modoc turned his back on him, walked towards the fire and let himself be enveloped by it.

"NO!"

Bill screamed again and dashed into the flames.

"MODOC! GET OUT OF THERE! NOW!"

The shaman ignored him.

"MODOC!"

Bill tried to push the fire away from Modoc and his hands went through the flames. He tried to shake the shoulders of the writhing shaman, to put out the tongues of fire that burned his clothes. He could still save him, he could still get him out! He would carry the burn marks on him but he could still save himself, his mind was still alive...

The space around them cracked, everything fell into darkness for the time of the blink of an eye. When reality came back into focus, Bill saw Modoc looking at him, his face consumed in the fire.

"GET OUT!" Bill shouted. "GET OUT, DAMN IDIOT! DO AS I TELL YOU!"

For a moment, Modoc's lips lifted into a smile.

Then reality went out again.

"MODOC!" Bill screamed, to the black surrounding him. "MODOC! GET OUT NOW! IT'S AN ORDER!"

Reality flickered, red and opaque and intense smoke filled everything, made the contours even more indistinct, the shape of fire and flames and...

"DON'T YOU DARE...!"

He could not even finish his rant, that Bill was thrown away, through the rubble of Modoc's dying mind, away from the reality he could not access.

His eye snapped open and he was back in his bubble, inside the Nightmare Realm, in front of the screen showing Modoc’s village.

"Modoc!" He shouted. He threw himself against the screen and made his view fly through the trees, his eye frantically traveling every corner, looking for the right clearing, the clearing where...

Here it is!

The fire still burned in the center of the clearing, consuming the remains of the portal, consuming the red threads, consuming Modoc.

"Modoc!" Bill slammed his fists against the screen, calling the shaman as if he could hear him. "Modoc! Get out of there! Do as I order! Get out!"

With a frustrated cry, Bill thumped his fists harder. Cursed that distance that separated them! He was too far! If only he had his physical form...

Damn Multiverse!

"Modoc!" He yelled. "Don't you dare die! DON'T YOU DARE DIE!"

But Modoc could no longer hear him.

 

"GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT SHAMAN THOUGH, HE WAS A REAL FUN GUY TO TALK TO, EVEN IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS COOPERATIVE THAN I HOPED."

“ASKED SHAMAN TO BUILD FIRST PORTAL. BIG MISTAKE. THE THING WAS MADE OUT OF TWIGS. GUY LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE TO TRY TO END MY REIGN. DRAMA QUEEN. "

 

Notes:

And so here it is my possible explanation regarding the famous Zodiac and the ten symbols Stanford talked about. When he explained it during Weirdmageddon, he said: “Many years ago I found ten symbols in a cave. Some I recognized then, some I only recognize now. The native people of Gravity Falls prophesied that these symbols could create a force strong enough to vanquish Bill. With Bill defeated, his weirdness would be reversed and the town could be saved. ”
And when he talked about the circle itself, Ford described it as a “mystical human energy circuit.”
So... what force could be strong enough to vanquish another force? Something that is equal and opposite. Like a magnet in a circuit.

Despite this and despite his efforts, Modoc didn’t manage to stop Bill, but only to slow him down. Who will be the next pawn now? Will Bill keep searching in this place or move again to the other side of the world? We will see next neek.

Chapter 43: ACT VI - Forty-three

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 43

 

After Modoc's death, Bill moved again. For centuries he talked with other humans, both in Europe and in the lands beyond the sea, jumping from one mind to another without putting too much effort into it, without making a real bond, without becoming complicit as he was with Modoc.

It doesn't have to happen again.

It was one thing if his portal failed because humans were incompetent. And it was one thing if humans died from accidents or natural causes. No human was allowed to build Bill's portal and then, one day, decide that no, Bill's decisions were all wrong, so they had to dismantle the portal built with so much effort and, worst of all, kill themselves, just to escape Bill!

That was not how it worked. That was not what they were supposed to do. Humans had to obey his orders and build what he asked for. And they certainly did not have to commit suicide! How dare they take their own lives and thus deprive Bill of both a portal and a mind clever enough to build it?

Modoc had a sharp mind and Bill had invested time and energy in him. On the other hand, the shaman had rewarded him with a deeper trust: first the access to the Dreamscape, then the possession, then the Mindscape, then the portal.

It had taken very little to lose all that progress. A slip of the tongue about his post-portal intentions. Within a second, the shaman had gone mad, burned everything and set himself on fire, to never talk to Bill again. And just because Bill told him what he wanted to do, to make that Dimension better! He had not threatened to destroy their place!

But if that topic bothered humans so much and caused such over-the-top reactions, then it was much better to avoid it altogether: Bill did not want to risk a second Modoc who, after building a portal, burned everything down and committed suicide, just out of spite. Jeeez, if Bill had wanted to destroy their Dimension, he probably would have made less fuss!

And finding a suitable human was not easy either: in recent years, all he found were stubborn humans, steadfast in their misconceptions, who ignored Bill because his advice and predictions were "demons' work". The few clever ones he could find were too cowardly to build his portal and preferred to keep going with their boring lives. And those few who promised to do something, ended up forgetting everything when they woke up.

Bill crossed his arms, pouting across the bridges of the dream world. Instead of evolving and getting smarter, humans seemed stuck in a loop of stupidity. They built cities, discovered new things, developed ideas, but it was all too slow. The Greeks made one discovery after another, the Romans were tireless workers: now peoples were as if suspended, knowledge proceeded in small steps. And no other human had the same light in their eyes as Modoc had.

He peeped among the dream islands, looking for a dream with interesting colors, and one caught his attention: its tones were brighter than usual and, despite being opaque, he could see their flickers, as they rolled up and dispersed.

It was worth a try.

Bill jumped off the bridge, to land on the one in front of him. From there, he went one level down, reached the dream island and dived into it. So which of the usual three environments would appear before him? The interior of a house, a garden or a market?

It was none of the three. What appeared before him was a sky of watercolor tones in which he floated suspended, while below him there was a second sky, dominated by the red and orange of the setting sun, bordered by a golden frame.

Bill looked up over him: a silver frame enclosed a third, night sky, blue and white light filtering through the clouds. He returned his gaze to the sky below and let himself fall, expecting the impact with the surface of the canvas.

The impact never came and Bill passed through the new sky, among the flimsy clouds, bathed in the red and orange light of a sunless sunset. The tones became less and less intense, more and more muted, until they faded into the celestial watercolor in which he found himself at the beginning. He looked overhead and saw the sunset sky he just passed through, with its golden frame. He looked below him and saw yet another sky, light blue and pink, with a white and blue frame.

That's an interesting dream.

He passed through that sky too, pausing to float between the clouds. He noticed a funny wooden car passing by, with blades spinning at the top: before he could reach it, it slipped into a cloud and disappeared.

Coming out of that new sky, Bill turned, expecting yet another frame with an even different sky. In fact, he saw a white and pink sky, with frayed clouds, enclosed in a bronze frame.

And he saw a human.

He floated like Bill, suspended in that absurd space between one painting and another, surrounded by a ring of quills, papyrus sheets and blueprints of projects that orbited around him. In his hand he had a brush: as soon as the bristles touched the painting, color blossomed on the canvas, a clear blue with the thrilling sound of a flute stretched in ribbons on the canvas, passed through the clouds, curled with pink: their flavor mixed to create a different consistency, a sweetness that blurred their contours, that reached the edge of the canvas and plunged into the depths of that boundless painting.

Bill floated closer and the human turned around.

One glance was enough to understand that the human had recognized him as a foreign creature, not a simple figment of his imagination. A look to reveal how lively, mature, overflowing with projects his mind was.

And his eyes shone as Bill had never seen before.

 


 

It had been trillions of years since Bill had first entered the mental space of another creature. At the time, after visiting Recot's mind, he had believed that all Mindscapes were structured in the same way: a large square, with still figures representing people from the owner's life and memories that rewind like movies.

Over the centuries he had seen other ways to classify memories: bubbles, films, but mostly libraries, in which memories were divided and classified by year, by phase of life or even just by theme.

Humans, of course, preferred libraries. And even Leonardo had chosen it as the setting for his Mindscape. But his library could not be just a simple library, of course. The classification changed every day and, once a book was opened, the memory that came out of it always looked different: sometimes it looked like a pattern with lots of notes in the margin, sometimes like a picture in motion, sometimes like a pen and it was Leonardo himself to draw the memory in the air.

Lack of imagination was definitely not one of his faults.

"Sometimes I think you're just here to mind all of my business," Leonardo said, after the memory was over and the pen disappeared between his fingers. "Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?"

"I already told you about me," Bill replied. He sat on the table and crossed his legs. "I'm a Muse and I'll help you realize your dreams. What more do you want to know?"

"Who you really are." The human closed the book of his memory and put it back on the shelf. "A Muse is the embodiment of Art. You can inspire me to create wonderful things, sure, but you do it by drawing on the future. You know what it will be, but you're not a seer." He sat down on the chair and rested his chin on his hands. "Who are you, Bill?"

"I'm a human," he joked, "I come from far away, millennia in the future, when you will evolve so much, that you'll leave behind the flaccid meatbags you have now and become perfect shapes of geometry. I came back to let you know that you don't have to worry about what your fellow citizens think now, because in the future no one will care."

A smile stretched out Leonardo's lips.

"And this would be the natural evolution of man?" He laughed, poking Bill with the tip of his finger.

"Isn't it perfect?" Bill replied. "You would no longer have to worry about height, moles or how to dress: a bow tie and go! The same goes for hair, beard or looking presentable because you would all be perfect. Like me."

"But then you wouldn't be so perfect anymore, if everyone looked like you."

"And this is where you're wrong." Bill patted him on the tip of his nose, his eye bent into a smile. "You would be just imitations. And imitation is the highest form of flattery: so, if anything, I would still be the most important and perfect Shape around."

"Oh, I hope it doesn't happen, then." Leonardo lifted a hand to his face, pretending to protect himself from a bright light. "You're already so dazzling: if you were even more perfect, it would be impossible for me, oh so humble mortal, to sustain your sight."

"Hey, who taught you to be so sarcastic with your magical triangular friend?"

"You," Leonardo replied, giving him another poke with the tip of his finger. He smiled, straightening up. "I want to draw you."

"Oh, you wouldn't do anything else." Bill rolled his eye, holding back a delighted giggle. He lay down in midair, pretending to be on a sofa. "Admit it I'm your favorite subject."

"You're certainly the most interesting one," Leonardo admitted. He raised his left hand and a pencil appeared between his fingers: he lowered it on the table and a sheet of paper emerged from its tip. "And you're helping me a lot with the technique."

"It's my job," Bill replied. "To give you knowledge, so you can draw the sketch of the portal..."

"You're moving too much."

"… And thus become the greatest genius of all time!"

"You're still moving," he replied, eyes down on the paper. "Stay still."

"Uuuurgh," Bill complained. "But I've been standing still for an eternity!"

"It's two minutes." Leonardo shot him a look. "Do you want to hear my intuitions? So you'll be more busy listening and less complaining."

"Let's hear it, then." Bill waved a hand, as if he were a king on the throne. "What did you find out?"

Leonardo tapped a finger under the eye.

"I understand why we have two eyes and not just one."

"I know, I know. I did good, no need to thank me."

A silent laugh made the artist's shoulders tremble.

"With each eye, I see an image of you," he explained. "But the image of the right eye is slightly different than the left. However, when these two images are registered by my mind, with my intellect I'm able to superimpose them. This way I can perceive a bigger picture of reality and calculate more carefully how far you are from me."

"Great intuition," Bill praised him. "It's correct."

"There's more."

"Oh really?"

"You know there is," Leonardo retorted. "I'll give you an example: now you're here, in front of me, and I can see you clearly. But the bookcase behind you looks opaque. It's not as clear as you." He narrowed his eyes and raised his right to indicate in front of him. "But if I focus on the bookcase, you become opaque. I can't see both you and the bookcase clearly."

"Delicious, right?" Bill replied. "It's one of the effects of three-dimensionality."

"But here's where the problem arises in my art," he said. "The linear perspective is no longer enough. I have to restore this effect in a painting, which is flat. And I think I have guessed how to do it."

Leonardo lifted the sheet and turned it towards Bill: it was only a sketch, but he was able to see how the image of the bookcase was more opaque, blurred compared to the sharpness of Bill's figure in the foreground.

"I called it chiaroscuro," Leonardo explained. "This way, I can give the illusion that something is farther away, compared to what I put in the foreground."

"Interesting," Bill admitted. "Nice intuition."

"And that's not all." Leonardo pointed his pen at him, with smiling eyes. "I think I've also solved the problem of the contour line. No one has a contour line in reality."

"Should I be offended?"

"Let me rephrase: no mortal has a contour line."

"Better." Bill held back a chuckle as he motioned for Leonardo to continue.

"But I can't remove it, otherwise every subject would be just a shapeless mass and the image would get lost." He raised his pen. "That's where light comes into play: when I compose a painting, if I alternate areas of light with areas of shadow, the line disappears, sliding a little towards the light and a little towards the dark." He leaned over the paper. "Come closer: I finished your sketch and I want to show you what I want to do."

Bill floated over and sat on his shoulder, watching him blur the outline of his image, giving that sense of impalpable that seemed to make the whole figure vibrate. The gray, which had always been mute, faded as it was into the white breath, seemed to whisper something. Bill touched it with his hand: the gray spoke very softly, slowly, too slowly for him to understand.

But there was a noise. For the first time, gray had a faint voice.

He turned to the human. His most special choice, the greatest mind of his century. He saw his works exhibited in museums, he saw generations of artists holding a brush and imitating his intuitions.

"I had never heard gray make a sound," he admitted.

Leonardo smiled and that smile reached his gaze, turned on bright lights in his eyes. He raised a hand, palm facing Bill.

"I must be really good if, after years that we know each other, I can still amaze you," he joked.

Bill stood up and ignored his hand, to touch Leonard's still-smooth cheek. His eye was wide.

"We're just getting started."

 


 

"If air is a fluid, then we can rise, by just screwing into the air. And that's the idea."

Solemnly, Leonardo unrolled the diagram on the table. From the center of the sheet, the image of the finished work emerged: pieces of wood sprouted in midair and assembled to form the triangular structure, the mast and the rudder. A piece of canvas dropped from above and rolled up into a corkscrew, to rest on the wooden supports and create the sail.

Leonardo snapped his fingers and miniature humans took the helm, spinning it. Little by little, the sail twisted and rose upwards.

"It will be hand-operated by four men," he explained, excited. "They will get here and..."

"That's cute." Bill sat on his shoulder. "It will look great in a museum."

"Museum?" Leonardo shot him a look. "It'll have to fly, not stay in a museum!"

"Instead it'll stay in a museum," Bill replied, "And everyone will think it's so incredible you made it!"

Leonardo rolled his eyes.

"What about my mechanism for landing from great heights without getting hurt? Will that be used, at least?"

"Uuuuh... actually yes," Bill answered, "And it will work even better than expected."

"You only say it because I did it with your shape."

"My shape is objectively perfect, obviously it works on everything."

The two giggled.

"I still have so many ideas," Leonardo said, "And there are so many other researches to do! For example, I would like to create some machines which move on their own. Yes, I know that I've already made some, but I want to build a lot more of them. Then, of course, there are commissions and I never say no, if they let me work at the pace I want." He rolled his eyes again. "You know, deep down, I wouldn't mind working in the same room again with that hothead of Michelangelo. I don't appreciate his style, but you certainly don't get bored with him. Maybe I could play him some nice prank: any suggestions?"

"Shouldn't you think about my portal?"

"That's with the works in progress." Leonardo winked at him. "If I won't finish it, I promise you that I'll leave so many blueprints, that those who come after me will build it in two months."

"By now, I know you all too well." Bill floated off his shoulder and gave him his back, crossing his arms. "You never finish your projects and you'll never finish mine. I don't even know why I keep wasting my time with you."

"Because you like me?"

"You wish."

A short chuckle. A warm hand touched his side and made Bill turn around: Leonardo looked at him with a broad, gentle smile.

"Will you still stay next to me?" He asked him. "Until my last day?"

Bill untied his arms and reached out to him.

"Don't talk about your last day," he said, "You still have a lot to do."

"I will die one day."

"And do you accept it like this?" Bill snapped. "Are you okay with dying, despite all there's still to do and see? Do you know how much more you could do, with another fifty or a hundred years of life? Do you know how much you could see, living for another century? You can still make billions of things and explore the nature you love so much! You could even look at the stars! Build fantastic machines that work! You would carry on the development of the human species by a thousand centuries! You can still do so much...!"

"I want to hear other stories, see other rituals, learn other names, walk in other lands, float in other spaces, explore other worlds. I still want so much and I have so little time left."

Leonardo grabbed his hands, interrupting his flow of words.

"As a well-spent day makes you happy when it's time to sleep, a well-used life makes dying welcomed," he said only.

"It's stupid," Bill retorted. "All stupid. Don't be stupid like your world."

Leonardo chuckled.

"That's what makes us different, isn't it?" He answered. "What makes me a mortal and you a god."

"No, this makes you as stupid as everyone else."

"Does accepting death make me stupid?" He asked, without stopping to smile. "I'm afraid it's because, after all, I'm only human."

"The baker is only human." Bill retorted. "The fishmonger. You're not just a human."

"Oh yes, I'm also "the most brilliant mind ever", at least according to what you say." The smile widened. "Did your people tell you the same?"

Bill allowed himself a sigh and rolled his eye into a smile.

"Only one," he revealed. "The one who was worth more than all others."

"Even your people were like us humans," was his simple reply. "Even among them, there were some more intelligent and others more stupid."

"Like humans, huh?" Bill repeated. He looked down. "No. The minds of my world chose to remain ignorant, even while facing knowledge. You, on the other hand, are willing to listen and trust me."

"Maybe, because our world is already full of oddities and unusual things," Leonardo ventured. "And you don't seem so strange in our eyes."

"I was lucky to find you. The last Shape I spoke with told me I was a thief, who came to steal from his house and destroy his sanity. Then he tried to stab me... I hoped there was still some Shape open-minded enough to accept the Gospel of the Three Dimensions."

"I guess not."

"And your shape is basically the basis of geometry," he continued, cheerful as always. "It's difficult to ignore you or not to find your presence in nature."

"Just because you are a good observer." Bill gave him a pat on the nose. "Others are much more blind. There are people to whom I have to explain everything before I can make a real conversation."

"Maybe because you're looking for the wrong people." He replied. "You talk to everyone, but how many are those you remember?"

Bill blinked, taken aback by that question.

"Mmmh..." He rubbed under his eye. "A thousand, more or less?"

"And how many people have you visited in their dreams? I guess tens of thousands." Leonardo raised a hand. "You have looked for too many people, instead of focusing on finding a few good ones."

Bill evaluated his words, still rubbing under his eye. Humans were all the same, identical paper soldiers who could all do the same things, more or less. That was what he believed.

"Even your people were like us humans."

Just as a Square was different from a Hexagon, so a human was different from the other. As a Square could understand more than an aristocrat and a Line could overcome a Circle, so one human could be more intelligent than another and Leonardo could be above mortal rulers.

This world has taken a lot more from me than I thought.

"If you pay more attention to the people you choose, you will certainly find better humans," Leonardo said, still smiling. "Even one who can finish the portal."

Bill sighed and grabbed his cheeks.

"You are too far ahead of your time."

"Maybe. But at least my work will move humanity forward." He laughed. "I'm preparing generations of scholars to have proper conversations with you."

Bill smiled with him, letting his face go.

"It'll be hard to find someone like you."

"You have all the time in the world." Leonardo held out a hand. "Come. Lead me into nature and teach me more."

Bill took his hand and taught him, until the last day.

 

Notes:

This was supposed to be just a small parenthesis, but when I started searching more information about Leonardo Da Vinci, I found incredibly amazing things and I wanted to write more about these two bonding and being best friends.

You probably already know Leonardo is one of the greatest minds of his century, he's an inventor and so on. For example, the thing he talked about that is used to jump from great heights is his version of a parachute (https://www.bl.uk/onlinegallery/features/leonardo/parachute.html). And you know what? This was actually tested and it worked perfectly!

He also made all those amazing innovations in paintings: chiaroscuro and all that thought about foreground/background are just a few I wanted to point out.

He was also a prankster and didn't get along well with Michelangelo, another great artist that you will probably remember for that small, insignificant thing called *Sistine Chapel*. You know, something simple XD

Speaking of commission, it also seems Leonardo was extremely picky regarding them: he wanted to do everything at his own peace, without people bothering him. And he argued with others regarding that.

There's no real confirmation about his sexuality, but we think maybe he was homosexual. In any case, he was too far ahead of his time, too modern for his century, so I imagined he and Bill would get along perfectly. Also, he was probably a synesthete too, so just think about how much fun these two could've had together.

In the next chapter we will meet a simple human. A shoemaker, not a genius like Leonardo, but clever enough to understand a God. 

Chapter 44: ACT VI - Forty-four

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 44

 

Using time profitably. Look for nothing but the best.

"If you pay more attention to the people you choose, you will certainly find better humans,"

Human. Not aristocrats, princes, or artists. Just humans. Individuals who were clever enough to understand, with open and malleable minds willing to listen to him.

Just as a Square was better than the entire Circular Order, so were there humans who were worth more than entire armies. Those were the humans Bill had to find. The voices of omniscience could help him in his search, but only up to a certain point: the echoes were lost, confused, did not reach the surface of the motionless sea that had become his powers.

But sometimes they were enough to direct him to the right human.

 


 

Jacob was not an intellectual. He studied at school for a couple of years, as a child, then learned the craft of a shoemaker and worked in a shop. He just did what his parents decided for him and had become a perfect result of his society: a simple shoemaker. A trader, like everyone else. Not at the base of society, but just above slaves and soldiers. Too ignorant to aspire to higher classes, too small and fragile to struggle for recognition.

Jacob knew nothing of the Multiverse. He did not know there were billions of parallel universes and dimensions. He did not know that his planet was a sphere that revolved around its sun, on the edge of a boundless galaxy. He did not even know what the Third Dimension was. He was poor and ignorant, like so many others.

But unlike many others, Jacob was willing to listen.

 


 

"I am the All-Seeing Eye. I can see everything, every timeline, every possible universe. Your world is nothing but a line in a web that encompasses all possible Dimensions. I do not exist in your own space and time, but I move outside of it and from my space, I've observed you, since the birth of your world."

"And have you been guiding us since then?"

"For millennia," Bill confirmed.

They floated together in a blue and gold space, as if suspended in a motionless dawn. In that empty space, Jacob's eyes shone like stars.

"Forgive me if my question is offensive," Jacob asked with a shy voice. "But why is your shape a triangle?"

"It's obvious!" Bill exclaimed, spinning like a ballerina. "Because it's the most perfect shape of geometry! Look at my symmetry, look how my sides and angles are all of the same size! And this is also the shape at the base of everything in your world. Have you not seen it in nature and the work of other human beings?"

Jacob nodded, amazed. Bill stretched out his arms.

"Touch my arm, come on," he invited the human. "You will feel that my matter is different from the human one: you're bags of flesh and atoms, I am will and universe. Come on, come closer. It'll be like touching the surface of a star. But I won't burn you like the sun, I promise! Ahahahah! Don't be afraid, I'm just kidding! Come closer!"

Hesitantly, Jacob reached out a hand. Bill looked at him with his most encouraging expression, arm still outstretched, palm open in an invitation.

As soon as Jacob's fingers touched Bill's surface, space faded. Everything above, below and around him went black, Bill disappeared into that same bottomless darkness. Jacob yelled, looking around. He blinked, rubbed his eyes, tried to push back the darkness around him by waving his arms, as if that was enough to make the light come out again.

Oh, he was too cute.

Bill's laughter filled the black, locking Jacob in place. Huge eyes emerged from the darkness and opened wide, revealing a yellow glow that lit the surrounding space.

"I'm just kidding!" Bill said, with a hollow voice that seemed to come from the black abyss of the pupils that were surrounding Jacob. "It was a prank! I caught you off guard, didn't I?"

Jacob flinched, feeling something soft beneath him, supporting him. He turned and saw two colossal black hands surrounding him: they were made of the same color as the space around him, distinguishable from it only by the golden glow of the eyes.

The hands lifted Jacob, leading him to one of the eyes above. That eye came closer, as if space itself was a multi-eyed being and the one above Jacob was just one of many. Jacob looked at it and saw himself so tiny, as small as the pupil in which his reflection was, frightened and amazed. The pupil widened as the being stared back at him, then curved into a smile.

"Quite different from the God you expected, right?"

 


 

"God is the Ungrund, the eternal Nothing, the unfathomable abyss, the desert of the soul. God does not strive for anything, because he is perfect in himself, immobile and unchangeable. It cannot be said that something validates His existence, because He has no foundation at the basis of His existence. Unlike the human being, God exists outside space and time: therefore He is independent, both from them and from us, and regenerates Himself through eternity, keeping His nature always intact and identical to itself."

 


 

"I was wondering: why did you create us?" Jacob asked. "You are so perfect, so complete in your Unity. So why did you feel the need to create us?"

Bill just floated in front of him, his hands behind the shape. His eye was half closed, in a neutral expression.

"Do you want to know how it happened?"

Slowly, Bill raised an arm and snapped his fingers.

The celestial and gold space darkened little by little, the dots of the stars went out one by one, leaving them suspended in black. Jacob looked around, following with his eyes how every light died and they were left alone, in a black ocean of nothing.

At least, compared to the first time they met, this time Bill was with him and his golden glow lit up the black, letting him see how the space narrowed below and above them, converging towards a thin band, an edge on the edge of everything else.

"Where are we?" Jacob asked, sacred astonishment in his voice.

"Back to that moment." Bill put his hand back behind his back and turned towards the point where the space became narrower. "The moment that led to your birth."

As the last word floated between them and reached Jacob's ears, a blinding light exploded from the black, more powerful than any light he had ever seen. Jacob shielded his eyes behind his arms, but it was useless: he felt the light pass through his skin, his clothes, his closed eyelids and make everything white, erasing the black, erasing everything. The void disappeared, boundaries vanished. Even himself, even his God, everything disappeared in the dazzling light.

And then, as violent as it had appeared, the white started to fade. The light withdrew from inside Jacob, came out of his skin, let the black return. Jacob pulled his arms away from his face and opened his eyes again, just in time to see the blue coming back, converging towards the point from which the explosion had started and darkening more and more, until it became black again.

But this time, lights emerged from the black. White little lights, the lights of distant stars. Huge rocks gathered around them, moving closer to one another, until they merged with flashes of white and red, becoming spheres that rotated in space.

Jacob looked down and, below him, he saw a marble of a perfect blue, which orbited in that black space without falling. He recognized the white of the clouds, the green of the earth.

He turned to Bill: he was looking down as well, his hands still behind the shape, his eye still bent in that fixed gaze.

"I wanted to overcome all barriers," he told him, "Until the last one. And it was my will to go further, which gave the spark to make you born."

 


 

Like a flash of lightning that pierces the darkness and obliterates it, so is creation. This is an act of contraction, something that generates a real will within the perfect emptiness of the Ungrund. Although God does not strive for anything and does not aspire to anything other than himself, the act of creation generates a will inside Him, which pushes Him to create."

 


 

"There's one thing I don't understand."

"What?"

Jacob spun lazily on himself, suspended horizontally in that weightless space. As he turned, he craned his neck back to meet Bill's gaze.

"You created us, so we're the result of your will," he explained. "You have been observing and guiding us for millennia, showing us what to do to evolve and improve. But then, why do you allow evil to exist? Why don't you intervene directly, stopping it? Why do you let evil people act, without doing anything?"

"Why should I intervene?" Bill answered, his eye bent into a smile. "It's such fun to see you torment yourself and suffer! Pain is so funny!"

Jacob looked at him, puzzled.

"Really?"

"Mfph, you can't understand." Bill waved a hand, as if to dispel that skeptical reply. "You're so used to experiencing all possible sensations, every day! You don't realize what it means to feel nothing and then, suddenly, the shock of pain. It's unbelievable! It looks like nothing else! Your joy is acceptable, sure. And the excitement is nice too. But when you feel pain, that's the real deal! When you get hurt, all your nerves sing and it's as if everything lights up from within." Bill spread his arms. "And colors! If only you could understand how they shine! Even the dullest ones light up and it's as if the light made them smell a hundred times more, while they play louder and louder! And then, you raise your head, you taste them and even their taste is an explosion!"

Bill laughed.

"Pain is exhilarating! And yours tastes best."

 


 

"Pain..."

The hand hesitated on the page, a speck of ink hanging from the metal edge of the nib. Jacob looked up: in the dark, the candle was the only light that brightened the night and allowed him to write, despite the late hour.

Pain…

The images of his vision repeated in his mind, confused, fragmentary, difficult to interpret. His weary gaze wandered over the bare wall of the room, hesitated on the candle's shadow and finally lingered on the candle itself, with its bright flame and its small black shadow, which stretched thinly on the wooden table.

Jacob returned the pen to the paper.

“Fire burns and devours everything, light is clear and kind. They appear as two separate things, yet they are closely tied: without fire, there can be no light. Therefore the two are never really separated. They are divided, different, opposite, but always linked to each other. They are one inside the other, but they do not understand each other. One denies the other, because the other is not.

In the same way, these two radically opposite essences dwell in God. They are opposite, but they can never be conceived as completely unrelated to each other. As the flame is essential for there to be light, so there must be a negative side in God, a burning flame, from which light can originate."

 


 

"The same principle applies in nature: nothing can reveal itself to itself, without opposition," Jacob explained. "Opposition is fundamental, for life. If there were no pain and suffering, there would be no life. There would be no sensitivity, no action, no intellect, no will."

They floated together, face to face, suspended in endless dawn.

"Something with only one will has no divisibility," Jacob continued, his lips folded in an ephemeral smile. "If there's no opposing force that pushes it to move, it remains motionless. But if there is something, then everything can be born."

He reached out and cupped his hands behind Bill, the golden God floating in front of him.

"You're not just the good God books and philosophers talk about," he said. "The God who protects and gives gifts. You're also the God of anger and suffering. Good and light are within you, but there's also evil and darkness: opposite essences, but never completely unknown to each other. We can't consider you a good God or an evil one, because you're both. We can't say you strive for something because, as God, you're perfect as you are and you don't need to strive for a higher ideal of goodness or evilness.

But, with creation, something has changed. With creation, a part of you and your will came out of you. But this part that came out created a will in you, something to strive for. For this reason, although you're an impassive, perfect God, you also have sensations, given by the clash between these opposing wills: your spirit in you and what has come out of you, towards which you tend to make it rejoin you."

Bill looked at him in silence, floating in his hands, struck by those very precise words. Jacob was just a merchant, he knew how to repair shoes and read, went to church and listened to the pastor. He knew nothing of Multiverse and dimensional leaps. He did not even know that it was not the Sun that went around the Earth, but the opposite. He hardly knew of the existence of lands beyond the sea. He was a human like so many others, ignorant of so many things.

Yet, compared to other intellectuals, he had listened to him. And, by listening, he understood.

"I believe you."

Bill looked down. A slight smile lit up his pupil.

"Remarkable," he only said, with a hint of genuine amazement in his voice.

Jacob smiled in turn. Always meek and humble, even after coming to such a deep understanding.

"Then it's true," he said, with the same shy tone of their first meeting. "Even if he's much weaker and ignorant, mankind can understand God."

 


 

“I hope I will be forgiven if my language is not as elegant as it should be and if some concepts are unclear. But the revelation I got is like a burning fire, and my hand has to stop what the Spirit shows me on the paper, before the images disappear. While many would prefer that I stop talking about it or that I don't try so much to describe my mystical experience, I cannot ignore it, nor oppose it. I am only an instrument of the Spirit, through which He draws a melody from Himself.

God is perfect in Himself, an endless abyss. He does not know torment and restlessness, typical feelings of creatures like men, who are able to experience them. God is pure Spirit, unstoppable desire, eternal Will that yearns to complete itself. This irrepressible desire, this divine will is the basis of creation, the starting point that pushed the Ungrund to create something out of Himself.

Therefore, He's not empty. He is an abyss, but an irrepressible desire for life springs from Him, has found a way to express itself through light. The same light from which the different realities around us took shape, clear examples of the power and variety of creation. God is the author of the multiform diversity that surrounds us, both in nature and in mankind. His love and His anger, opposite but never separate, are also in us, in our way of living, acting, thinking. We are His fruits, the colors of His canvas, the sounds of His orchestra.

And when I stop to look at the wonder of what surrounds us, I find myself thinking that, in some way, God would have been incomplete, without creation."

 

Notes:

Please welcome Jakob Böhme, this incredible philosopher I found out of sheer luck and that, in his way of thinking, was so perfectly fitting with this story I HAD to include him.

Basically all the cursive parts refer to what he himself said about God and this is enough to show how his vision has profound theological insights, well beyond his educational level.

He said God exists without time or space, that He was an "undifferentiated unity defined by the absence of everything else", he even argued that God could not be omniscient and omnipotent, since He was eternal and unique. A God that was completely different from what religion taught at the time but that fits SO DAMN well with the fickle God Bill is.

And now, a question for the next chapter: while Bill bonds with those incredible humans, what are his Henchmens up to? :)

Chapter 45: ACT VI - Forty-five

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 45

 

When he entered the lounge room, Kryptos did not expect to find it full of people.

The Henchmaniacs were all there, gathered in the same room for the first time in a hundred years. They turned as he opened the door and in their expressions, in every fold of their lips, every look and every gesture, Kryptos caught the same, deep concern.

"I didn't know you were all here." The Square closed the door behind him, turning a curious smile to everyone, and then looking at Pyronica, who was standing in the middle of the room. "I thought you called just me."

"I called everyone," she replied, "Because there is news."

The smile died on his lips. Judging by the tense atmosphere, it was not good news.

"What happened?" He asked in a whisper.

Pyronica took a deep sigh.

"There are other cracks."

It was as if the whole building had collapsed on him. He thought Pyronica was about to announce the outbreak of an uprising in some nearby galaxy, the spread of some disease that was killing the entire population. He would have preferred even to hear them complain about Bill's long absence.

Everything, but not this.

"O... others?"

"Everyone has seen one." With a wave of her hand, Pyronica included all the people in the room. Keyhole nodded, confirming her words with a funereal expression. Paci-fire lowered his gaze.

"I didn't know what it was." Hectorgon was smoothing his tie, as he did every time he was nervous. "But it was as big as my hand and it was sucking up everything around."

"Yesterday I saw one coming out," Amorphus Shape continued. "It's the second I've found in two hundred years."

Kryptos returned his gaze to Pyronica.

"You said they weren't a problem," he said, with a trembling smile. "That there are dimensions that survive with them without problems."

"True," Pyronica replied grimly. "But, in those cases, the cracks are stable and don't suck anything. They're active here."

"One of them is diverting Vahra's orbit," Paci-fire revealed. "It's still too small to destroy the planet, but it's drawing it closer day after day."

"The one I found is the biggest," Hectorgon said, "We're checking on it, but there are many others left to themselves that could grow without control."

"I kept an eye on the one you saw," Pyronica continued, talking to Kryptos. "It has grown a little and another one has appeared nearby."

Each word was an extra boulder, a weight that pushed him down. Kryptos clenched his hands into fists.

"What can we do?"

Pyronica shook her head and Kryptos felt his knees buckle.

"There are too many and dozens of new ones are born every year: we can't keep up with them all." She sighed and that sound was like a sentence. "The Nightmare Realm will collapse."

Cold closed around his shape, his legs gave way and Kryptos slid to the ground. He was not seeing the carpet with its arabesques, but the black fracture again. The lethal rift that led to the void between Dimensions. The one he had stopped thinking about centuries ago, reassured by Pyronica's words. It was just a small crack: what problems could it ever cause, to a vast Dimension like the Nightmare Realm?

But now there was not just one anymore. There were thousands of them, springing up one after the other at an alarming rate. And that exponential birth meant only one thing: The Nightmare Realm was heading towards death and would soon implode, devoured from within. The beautiful planets overflowing with life would be sucked into the void. The lush Hahm area, where Kryptos had spent the last hundred years, would be devoured. Their kind, smiling servants would have screamed and cried before death took them.

Kryptos grabbed the top with his hands. The planets with their life and colors, the palace, his friends and every single thing, everything would be destroyed in the abyss.

They would lose their home forever.

The bright pink of Pyronica filled his vision, overlapping the black of that grim future. The woman put her hands on his shoulders and that warm touch managed to melt some of the cold that Kryptos felt inside. The Square raised his eye and met hers: tense, determined, burning as the flames reflected in her pupil.

"You have to tell Bill." Pyronica's voice was as firm as her gaze. "He must know what's going on."

She was right. If there was anyone who could have done anything, it was Bill. He was the only one who could have saved their home and reversed that decay process. He did the same with them, after all, by blocking them in a perennial youth: he could do the same on a Dimension, couldn't he? He had already changed it once, it should not be too difficult to change it again.

"Let's go together." Kryptos placed a hand on hers, blinking once in agreement. "Let's all go. He'll realize that it's really serious and urgent."

"You're enough." Pyronica helped him get back on his feet. "He'll listen to you for sure."

"Bill listen to everyone..."

"The way he listens to me is different from how he listens to you," Pyronica replied, with a half smile. "You're his best friend. He will listen to you no doubt."

A tingle of embarrassment made Kryptos roll his eye.

"You too with this stupid story?" He said. "Did you let yourself be convinced by Amorphus? Bill has no best friends: we're all equal for him."

"Maybe it's true when he's stable," she retorted, "But he rarely is. You're the only one with whom he's always the same."

"He's just a little moody," he weakly tried to defend him. "It's not that he doesn't listen to us or..."

"Kryptos," Pyronica cut him off, tightening her grip on his arms. "Just go, please."

"Oh, come on." Kryptos rolled his eye. "What, are you all afraid to talk to him?"

Against all his expectations, the room fell silent. The fear of their home's death, the cracks, Bill, everything disappeared, leaving him with nothing but shock. Kryptos gasped, his gaze shifting from one to the other: 8-Ball turned away, Keyhole rubbed his neck in embarrassment, Paci-fire pretended to focus on his nails, Amorphus Shape looked out the window. Even Hectorgon half turned to the wall and started to adjust his tie, already perfect.

Kryptos looked back at Pyronica and she too looked away.

"I can't believe it," he murmured, "Are you really afraid to talk to Bill?!"

Pyronica sighed.

"Look," she looked at him again, her grip firmer on his shoulders. "Only you can understand the gravity of the situation. There are cracks everywhere and soon they will widen, to the point of devouring planets. We can't stay here for too long: we must leave."

Kryptos opened his mouth, ready to answer. Pyronica squeezed his arms, blocking his reply.

"You're the only one who can do something, Kryptos," she declared seriously. "This world could collapse at any moment."

 


 

"Bill!"

In the end, Pyronica convinced him.

"Bill! Where are you?"

He felt like a fool screaming his name while wandering around the Nightmare Realm. As far as he knew, Bill could be on the other side of the Dimension. Or just a meter away, but did not want to answer him, because he preferred to be with the creatures of Dimension 46’\. What great "best friends" we are.

"Bill!"

It was so stupid. Bill did not have a best friend and he sure wasn't his. Kryptos was more like… his attorney? Confidant? But just... sometimes? When Bill wanted to talk to him, perhaps? He snorted. Amorphus Shape must have spread that nonsense among the others, without him realizing it. If I'd noticed earlier, I would've stopped her in time and now the others wouldn't think Bill makes distinctions among us.

Bill considered them all friends. He had always said it and had always treated them all the same. True, they joked that Xanthar was his favorite, Pyronica the best, Teeth the most adorable. But they were only words: Bill had never shown that he preferred one over the other. They knew it.

“Maybe it's true when he's stable. But he rarely is."

The image of his friends looking away was still clear and haunted him, making his shape hurt. Everyone had pulled back, had shown embarrassment. Even Pyronica, who was not frightened by anything or anyone, had looked away.

Everyone was afraid of Bill. The very thought struck him as absurd: how could they fear Bill? He was their friend! Of course, he was very sulky and easily lost his temper and...

“The explosion changed him. It took something away from him, made him more unstable. And now it's as if there's another Bill, more angry and gloomy than the one we knew."

But it didn't change that he was Bill anyway. The Bill they knew.

Kryptos stopped. Was he really the same Bill? The one who sat next to him, laughing, as he looked at the wonders of the Multiverse. The Bill who looked in every Dimension and walked around, striding like a diva. The teacher who had taught them the Common Language. The one who had given Hectorgon the power to float, who helped Pyronica in her revenge, who strengthened Kryptos' fragile two-dimensional structure to live in the three-dimensional world. The Bill who had brought them all to the String to spoil them a little and who had presented them as Gods in more than one Dimension. The only creature able to jump first through the Sixth and then through the Ninth Dimension, taking them farther than any of them would have ever imagined. The Bill who was a magnanimous God and a terrible merchant, who gave prosperity and led to ruin. The Bill who could be scary and disturbing, but not to the point of terrifying them, his friends.

Was he so different once?

Kryptos clenched one hand into a fist. He had forgotten that Bill was more than just anger, resentment and isolation. That it used to be easy to talk to him and Kryptos could tell him anything he wanted, without fear. He didn't have to stop before walking into his room, taking a deep breath and hoping his mood was good enough to not kick him out. He didn't have to stay away for centuries, to seek some company from other people, because Bill shunned everyone. And he didn't need to make excuses when talking to others, to defend Bill or justify his behavior.

The mere thought made him stir inside. Grimacing, Kryptos resumed floating. They had to leave. They should have left a long time ago, before Bill started to isolate himself. He had to get out of the colorful cage that was the Nightmare Realm and go back to look at the Multiverse. He had to meet new people, talk to someone else and jump between Dimensions, as he once did. Little by little, the anger that surrounded him would flow away, the bad mood would disappear and his usual cheerfulness would come back. In a couple of millenniums, Bill would be back as he was before and no one would be afraid to talk to him anymore.

Maybe these fractures will save Bill and all of us.

Looking back, they would have thought of the Nightmare Realm only as a dark interlude between two happy and carefree periods of their long, long lives.

Animated by a new hope, Kryptos raised both hands to his mouth and resumed calling out for him.

"Bill! Bill! Are you here?"

"Kryptos?"

Kryptos turned. Bill was a few meters from him, standing in front of one of the bubbles that filled the Nightmare Realm. The yellow of his shape stood out against the vibrant red background, the black of his arms and legs seemed almost fused with the swirling surface of the bubble behind him.

"What's happening?" Bill asked him. His eyebrow was raised and a twitch lifted the corner of his eye, as if he were trying to hold back a smile. "I've heard you scream for minutes! Is there a problem?"

"Bill!" Kryptos replied with a smile. He floated to meet him, the smile widening as the distance between them narrowed, and then slipped into surprise as he got closer.

"Bill...?" he repeated, looking him up and down with a wide eye. "What have you done to yourself?"

Bill's surface was different. For millennia it had been smooth and uniform, the same from top to bottom, just like that of Kryptos and any other creature of the Second Dimension.

But what Kryptos had before his eyes was very different. The lower part, below the bow tie, had decorations on it. It was just a simple brick pattern, a regular etching, just a little darker than the dazzling yellow of the rest of his shape. Yet it was enough to leave him speechless.

"Oh, this?" Bill minimized, running a hand over the surface. "I've had it for a couple of centuries, but I didn't show it to you, because I wanted to surprise you!" He twirled and stopped in a diva pose. "Admit it, it looks fabulous."

His eye sparkled, as in a very distant time, when he had posed in the same way, to show off the new bow tie he had just created.

"I am an adult."

The memory made him smile and the words came out spontaneously, for once without justifications or tiredness.

"It suits you."

"I know, I just wanted to hear it," Bill admitted, his eye folded in a satisfied smile. "You should've seen the face of the first human who saw it! He threw himself at my feet! Well, maybe it was more because I was giving nightmares to him and his people..."

Kryptos's smile cracked.

"Do you still talk to those creatures?"

"Of course!"

"Wouldn't it be better to think about the Nightmare Realm?"

"Of course I think about it," Bill replied, by giving him a lively look. "That's why I put you in charge."

"We're not you."

"But you do a great job anyway." He winked. "Everything's fine, isn't it?"

"No, it isn't," Kryptos replied, with a firm voice. "The Nightmare Realm could collapse at any moment. There are cracks everywhere and they're getting bigger every day." His voice trembled. "This Dimension is dying, Bill."

"Pfff, you're overreacting! It's not dying," he replied, waving a hand, "Not as fast as you think, at least."

"You don't understand: the cracks... wait, what?" Kryptos narrowed his eye. "You already knew that?"

Bill rolled his eye.

"Of course I knew," he admitted. "That's why I'm telling you to relax: it'll still be several centuries before the Nightmare Realm collapses. We're not in immediate danger."

"But... but we're still in danger anyway!" Kryptos said, his voice rising in a shrill note. "This Dimension is dying and you just keep playing with Dimension 46’\!" He spread his arms. "Why do you care so much? What's so special about it? It's a microscopic dimension, compared to many others we've seen, and there's nothing special inside! Not even its creatures are so interesting: they're little, stupid creatures. Why are you so obsessed with them?"

Bill looked at him, in silence, listening to his every word. Kryptos fell silent and swallowed. The familiar tingle of discomfort made its way back into him: would Bill be angry? Would he yell at him? Would he chase him away?

Bill just blinked, showing no emotion.

Then, he reached out and grabbed his wrist.

"Come," he invited him. "See it for yourself."

Kryptos looked at that hand wrapped around his arm, black on black. The first contact they had, after almost one trillion years. After that last time, when Kryptos touched Bill's arm, right after they arrived in the Nightmare Realm. And at that moment, with Bill's hand around his arm, his touch was the exact same as Kryptos remembered: not solidity and flesh, but the absurd sensation of a magnetic field pressing against his skin.

What happened to you?

Before he could open his mouth, Bill pulled him forward and they passed through the red bubble that was behind him. Kryptos blinked and was already inside, within a space that was empty, except for a spherical screen in the center.

"But... but..." he stammered.

"What?" Bill asked without even turning, too busy dragging him.

"But the bubbles... Keyhole... he found one... it drives you crazy..."

Bill interrupted him, bursting into laughter of pure hysteria.

"I'm already crazy, Kryptos, you should know!" He exclaimed. "Anyway, this isn't a bubble like all others! I fixed this one, to be able to look at humans in peace without others disturbing me!"

Kryptos opened and closed his mouth, too shocked to answer. So Bill had been hiding there, for centuries, escaping his responsibilities to the Nightmare Realm, only to be able to watch those insipid creatures all the time?!

"We need you outside," Kryptos tried again.

Bill ignored him: he dragged Kryptos in front of the screen, turned to him and grabbed his arms.

"Relax," he said. "Close your eye and let me guide you."

His touch was disturbing, being in that bubble/hiding place made Kryptos even more uncomfortable. Bill was not paying attention to anything else and he was just there, doing what Bill wanted, without even trying to object.

"Forget these humans."

Bill moved closer, so that Kryptos' vision was filled only by Bill's eye.

"See them with me," he said. "Then you can talk."

Should he listen to him and see these humans? Or insist that the Nightmare Realm was more urgent? Indulge Bill? Oppose him? What if his good mood disappeared?

Kryptos sighed and closed his eye, doing as Bill instructed him. Even though he could not see him, he could very well imagine how he was glowing with satisfaction. He felt him tighten his grip on his arms.

And something gripped him hard, in the center of his shape, and then Kryptos flowed out of himself, like a silk ribbon out of an armor. He tried to open his mouth, but Bill anticipated him again.

"Now you can open your eye."

Kryptos did, and the sight he faced was not comparable to anything he had ever seen.

He was in a dull, floating world of bridges that led to cloud-covered islands of ever-changing colors. He looked around: his right arm was tight in Bill's grip and, more surprisingly, he no longer had that strange magnetic, inconsistent touch. What he felt was the touch of a lifetime ago, still and solid, of the same heat radiated by his shape.

Bill was smiling, his eye bent into a proud smile.

"Welcome to the dream world!" He exclaimed. "These are the dream islands of all mortal creatures. I'll show you one." And, without waiting for an answer, he took him inside one of those islands, crossing the opaque veil that covered it.

As they passed through it, colors vibrated around them and gradually stopped, before becoming more and more clear. What were indistinct spots from the outside took the shape of walls, chairs, a table, a window. From being suspended in an opaque fog, they ended up inside a small house, with wooden chairs and a simple white tablecloth spread on a bare table.

Sitting at the table, with his back to them, there was a being. Its shape resembled that of Pyronica: two legs, two arms, a torso and a head covered with short brown hair. But where she was bright and flashy, with her dancing flames and blinding pink, that being wore simple brown clothes and his skin was of a pale pink. It looked more like a piece of furniture, all folded forward and still, than a living creature. The only movement was that of his arm, that was writing on the tablecloth.

So, that was one of those famous "humans". Well, they were exactly as Amorphus Shape had described them and just as disappointing as she had implied.

What the heck does Bill find in these beings?

Kryptos turned to him and opened his mouth to ask him that question. Bill stopped him before he could let out a sound: he put his hand under his eye, telling him to be quiet, and pointed to a door on the left, which led to a kitchen. His eye sparkled playfully.

As in the past.

Kryptos did as Bill told him and, unnoticed, hid behind the ajar door. Bill rose above the human's head, then descended in front of his face, top down.

"Hey there!"

The human raised its head from the tablecloth: it had two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Both eyes widened at the sight of Bill and its lips lifted in a smile.

"My Lord!" The human greeted him with a deep, male voice. "You came back just at the right time! They..."

"... commissioned me a new skylight for the church," concluded Bill in his place. "I know. That's why I came to inspire you!"

The human's smile widened, his entire face seemed to glow. He immediately grabbed a quill, looking at Bill with trepidation.

"What should I do, my Lord?"

"Keep it simple," Bill suggested. "Just my shape and the eye. But I want the eye to be huge and realistic: it has to look straight into people's souls and humans must feel uncomfortable, knowing that I'm always watching them."

The human was nodding, while writing on the tablecloth.

"Same for the color," Bill continued. "Lots of yellow everywhere, the brightest you have. And add some divine rays that come from me and lit everything around."

"Yes." The human kept drawing, filling the white tablecloth with black triangles. "Yes. This is perfect."

"Are we okay?" Bill stretched out an arm and made him lift his chin. "Do it and quickly. I want to see the result."

"Yes." The human smiled. "Yes, I will."

Bill snapped his fingers.

Kryptos blinked and the kitchen disappeared, along with the human and Bill. In front of him there was a screen, with a fixed image of a shop. Kryptos backed away and recognized the red walls of the bubble above and below him, in ever-moving shades. They were back in the Nightmare Realm, inside Bill's bubble/hiding place, out of the human's dream and the entire Dreamscape.

Kryptos turned right and met Bill's gaze: he was smiling, his eye overflowing with satisfaction as if he had made the most incredible thing ever.

"Uhm..." Kryptos shrugged. "So...?"

"Look." Bill waved him over to the screen, excited as a child showing a fantastic game. Kryptos joined him, a hint of curiosity making its way into him. The dream had been nothing special, the human had nothing strange: what was so interesting to see, then?

On the screen there was always the same, still image of the shop. Suddenly, Kryptos saw a figure enter the frame: it was the same human from the dream, but he was wearing work clothes. He walked over to a long table, on which there were colored glass plates. One at a time, he took them in his hands, placed them on the table and started to cut them into smaller pieces, then set them down following some sort of pattern. Kryptos tried to look from a higher position, but the view was still locked in the same place.

He looked at Bill, who returned his gaze with a sly smile. He put one hand on the screen and the view became opaque, before refocusing on a different part of the room: now Kryptos was able to see the human's head, the top of the furniture and, above all, the table. Looking at it from above, the pattern the human was following became clear: it was a huge preparatory drawing, drawn in black and light brown. The colored glass plates were cut one by one to match the traced outlines and arranged to compose a precise design: the drawing of a triangle, with a huge gray eye in the center, surrounded by vibrant yellow rays that reached the edges of the sketch.

He looked at Bill: he was ecstatic, his expression radiated pure delight. He turned to Kryptos, as if expecting an amazed reaction from him too.

"So..." Kryptos broke the silence, feeling a little uncomfortable. "He did what you told him."

"Yes!" Bill exclaimed. "He saw me, he remembered my words and did exactly what I ordered him!" His eye was shining. "Isn't that great?"

"Well, it's ok I guess." Kryptos shrugged. "But it's nothing exceptional, after all. I mean, we've seen it billions of times. Hundreds of thousands of other people have done it, in so many other Dimensions..."

"But none of those dimensions are like this!" Bill replied, coming closer. He placed a hand on his own shape. "I created this."

His words floated into Kryptos's mind, then settled back and made sense. Kryptos frowned.

"What?"

"When I tried to jump beyond the Tenth Dimension," Bill said, suddenly more animated, "I reached the edge of the Multiverse and tried to force it, because I wanted to get out..."

"What... which edge...?"

"Of the Multiverse." He waved a hand. "Where galaxies ended, that black void. I wanted to break it and go further, I wanted to overcome the Multiverse..."

A black space devoid of stars."What happened? Where did we end up?"

"… But the balance law prevented me from doing that and, as soon as I touched the edge, the Multiverse pushed me back and we all ended up in the Nightmare Realm…"

A white light that canceled everything. An explosion of devastating power hit them all.

"BILL!"

"It wasn't just an explosion."

"... then, when I saw this place, I recognized my own energy," Bill continued. "This Dimension was born, because my push against the Multiverse generated such power, to cause the birth of a new Dimension. This one." His eye curled into a smile. "Don't you understand? This is my universe. made it."

The white light. The black space. Kryptos trying to reach Bill, the white light who made everything disappear. And Bill, in front of him, looking at him with a bright, wide smile.

Kryptos blinked slowly. Bill's words repeated themselves, turned and he searched for their meaning, while the images of that distant day rewound - the black supervoid, his scream, Pyronica holding him tight, Amorphus Shape's vines, the white that erased everything.

He turned towards the screen: the view was back to a corner of the room. From there, he could see the human straighten up, wipe away the sweat from his forehead and smile while contemplating his work.

Kryptos exhaled and his breath had a tinge of a smile. He looked back at Bill and saw himself reflected in his pupil, lips curled up in an incredulous smile.

Bill chuckled with him: a chuckle that made him flash intermittently, like a star.

 

Notes:

Finally Bill told Kryptos what really happened almost one trillion years ago, what was that strange place, what truly happened, why and what Dimension 46’\ truly is. He definitely didn't expect any of that.

And that's just the beginning. We're approaching the 18th century and believe me, a lot of interesting things happened during that period. Our boys will have a lot of fun ;)

Chapter 46: ACT VI - Forty-six

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 46

 

"I don't know how..."

"Just act like a godly creature: you know, solemn speech and all! But keep your orders simple and direct, otherwise you will forget everything! Ahahahaha, this will be awesome!"

"Ssssh, he'll notice us!"

"Don't worry, not all humans immediately realize there's someone in their dreams! Remember: solemn, with clear and precise orders."

"What if I forget something?"

"I'll tell you what to say!"

"But then the human will see you for sure."

"Naaah, it'll be fine!" Bill gave him a little push forward. "Come on, we're gonna have a lot of fun!"

Holding back a laugh, Kryptos let himself be pushed, until he got behind the human: he had not noticed anything, busy as he was with the open books floating before him.

Kryptos turned to Bill and saw him raise both thumbs in his direction, his yellow shape happily shining. Kryptos smoothed his gloves, took a deep breath and cleared his throat, loudly enough to attract the human's attention, who turned, saw him and gasped.

"Uhm… hi, Anthony," Kryptos greeted him.

Anthony flinched at his name and took a step forward.

"Who are you, sir?" He asked, curious. "How do you know me?"

"Uuuh..." a look at Bill, who blinked in agreement. "I'm... I'm here to give you a mission. If you listen to me, humanity will thrive and your work will last for centuries, changing your life and the lives of thousands after you, over the generations."

Anthony was open-mouthed, captured.

"Really? And what should I do?"

Out of the corner of his eye, Kryptos caught Bill's satisfied glow.

"You must build a lodge," Kryptos told him. "Your lodge will bring together those who are currently in one single group, and then grow bigger to accept more and more gentlemen. Your goal will be to improve mankind through the ideals of truth, freedom and equality. Your symbol will refer to God, the great architect who created everything."

"God?"

"Not the human God you worship," Kryptos corrected himself. "He doesn't look that way at all. The real God who created you is a shape of geometry, like me."

Anthony rubbed his chin, a wrinkle appeared between his eyebrows.

"A shape?"

"Don't worry about it," he interrupted him. "Use a square to represent earth and matter, and a compass to symbolize spirit and mind. You're both spirit and matter, after all, aren't you?"

"Well, yes."

"So use a square and compass," Kryptos repeated. "And found your lodge. All the others will join yours."

Kryptos glanced at Bill. He blinked in agreement, raised a hand and, with a snap of his fingers, carried them both out of the dream.

 


 

"He did it! He really did it! Look!"

Kryptos looked at the screen, hands pressed to its surface, mouth wide open. Before his eye, huge on the wall of the lodge, there was a symbol: a compass at the top, the ends of which met those of a square. In the center between the two instruments, a clear, golden G.

Bill was laughing, ecstatic.

"I can't believe it," Kryptos stepped away from the screen. He brought his hand to the top. "He seriously did what I said! He did just as I told him!" He pointed to the screen. "He even put a G in the middle! G as the Great Architect!"

"God, the great architect who created everything," Bill said, quoting the words Kryptos used. "But that's not just that. G as Geometry."

"The real God who created you is a shape of geometry."

Kryptos smiled, contemplating the room filled with humans, their eyes drawn to the giant symbol that Anthony was illustrating. His eyes sparkled as he spoke of the Great Architect of the Universe, the one who created everything.

"It's… it's amazing!" Kryptos smiled, elated. "He obeyed all the orders I gave him, even if only in a dream."

"And that's not all! Look here!" Bill leaned one side against the screen. With one hand, he traced the perimeter of the symbol. "It seems that, for the shape, Anthony was inspired by a certain someone...!"

Kryptos nudged him, chuckling.

"You could've talked to him and be his Muse."

"I've been their Muse so many times, it was your turn now!" Bill threw an arm around his shoulders, laughing with him. "How does it feel to see you honored?"

"They're actually paying homage to you," Kryptos reminded him, with a smirk. "But it's not so bad, to be a source of inspiration. It makes me feel… proud. Happy." He looked at Bill. "Now I understand why the bricks."

Bill laughed.

"Do you want a makeover too?"

 


 

They laughed together, looking at the humans and playing with them. It was as if they were two little Shapes again, sitting together in front of a huge dollhouse and each doll was moving, talking and they could make it do different things.

Kryptos let Bill trace the shape of the square on him, chuckled as the arms of the compass decorated his upper sides. He accepted with a confident smile that Bill would modify his structure, adapting his top to the new shape of the compass, and when Bill asked him to close his eye, Kryptos obeyed.

When he lifted his eyelids again, Bill presented him with a mirror and what Kryptos saw left him speechless.

The one in the mirror was not the same Square he used to be. A Square that always seemed so out of place, wherever he was or whatever he was doing, alone or surrounded by his friends. A Square that - only at that moment he realized it - had hidden for millennia behind the color that covered him, when it was like trying to hide behind a stick: no color in the world could have hidden his shape and structure, typical of a creature from the Second Dimension.

Sure, Bill was a two-dimensional creature too, but he had always gone beyond the concept of Shape. And Amorphus Shape, although she also had the characteristics of the Second Dimension, had always moved in a three-dimensional world. He was the last, real Square of his Dimension. A Shape born in a flat world, which still bore its marks in his own bland structure.

But what he saw in the mirror was no longer a Square like everyone else. It was not a Shape with such an obvious second-dimensional structure. What he saw was a strange Shape, as bizarre as his companions. A Shape that was no longer alien, but part of the group. In the mirror there was no attorney Kryptos Langley, teased all his life for his slight imperfection. What he saw was Kryptos, Bill Cipher's Henchmaniac, who inspired the symbol of Freemasonry. A strange, unique and perfect creature.

One he liked to be.

"Wow," was his only comment. "Wow."

Bill appeared in the mirror next to him, his eye bent in a smile.

"I know, I'm great," he commented, without any modesty. "The best image consultant you could ever want. So, do you want to show off your new look, by recruiting some humans for our new club?"

 


 

"Basically, I talk to a human and I order them to represent my image. And when they do that, that image becomes a window, from which I can spy on their world."

They were next to each other and Bill was idly scrolling the images on the screen, moving from one view to another.

"And they draw you everywhere?" Kryptos asked curiously.

"Wherever they want!" Bill confirmed. "The more places, the better! Sometimes, however, I ask for a specific place, maybe not very accessible, so I have a better view. Like up here: nobody comes there, except the servant. So I visited him in a dream and asked him to draw my shape here."

"And humans always do everything you say?"

"Not always." Bill rolled his eye. "Sometimes I must enter their dreams two or three times and repeat things to them, otherwise they'll forget everything. Other humans are much, much smarter! I just mention something and they figure out for themselves what I want! But they're a very rare type, I've barely met a hundred of them so far."

The visual shifted again, to a human woman reading a book.

"They read and write," Kryptos commented.

"And they have a lot of ideas! For some of them, it's a job: they spend their time thinking about stuff and others ask them for advice. Humans talk a lot to each other! They like to discuss serious things, but also to make small talk. The travelers talk to everyone about anything, in multiple languages. They also like to build beautiful things, even if their ideals of beauty change quickly."

Kryptos smiled.

"They're young," he said, "They don't know what they like."

"But you should see how funny they are, when they don't understand something!" Bill exclaimed. "They look at you tilting their heads and squinting, as if they can squeeze all understanding from their spongy little brain and then they ask you a lot of questions! Everything intrigues them and they want to know everything: why they have this shape, who made them, how, why, how their planet was born, how other animals were born, what's at the bottom of the oceans, what's on the moon, how the universe works..."

Kryptos's smile widened. Humans were just curious little creatures.

They remind me of someone.

"And if you answer a little at a time, then they think about it and rethink it and, sometimes, they accept what you tell them. Other times, however, they panic and then it's fantastic! If it happens in a dream, the whole dream changes. Absurd things pop up and you can also add stuff: in fact, the human is so busy trying to understand what you said, that they don't even notice it! And, when you have taken possession of the dream, then you can show them everything."

"Have you tried it already?"

"A couple of times," he admitted, shrugging. "The first human I showed things died shortly after. But it wasn't my fault: he had been sentenced to death and it was the day of his execution. But I still had to keep my end of the bargain and give him the infinite knowledge he asked for. So I gave it to him and it was fantastic... for about two minutes."

A laugh escaped from Kryptos's lips.

"You're terrible."

"I always have been," Bill reminded him, with a wink. "Shall we try again? No humans sentenced to death, this time: a regular one. Let's mess up their mind and see what happens."

"Get a clever one," Kryptos suggested, "Otherwise they might end up just not understanding anything. At least give them a chance to prove themselves."

"Why not?" Bill held out his hand and raised the other. "I think I have the right one."

And, with a snap of his fingers, they returned to the dream world.

 


 

"And so it wasn't your human God who created you but it was me! Surprise!"

Johann held his head with both hands, his eyes wide open, moving from Bill to Kryptos.

"So is God... a triangle?"

"I'm not just "a Triangle"!" Bill replied, offended. "I'm the one who created you! And I did it, just by pouring power! I put so much power into the Multiverse, that you were born. Basically, you were born by chance! So yes, existence is meaningless. And there are more alternative universes, sure. Yours is only one, among countless billions of others."

"But then..." The dream was changing, around Johann: the walls of his house glistened, alternating with trees, the marble walls of a church, other human figures. "So all religions are wrong?"

"They just fixed reality, to make you more comfortable!" Bill replied. "Can you blame them? Wouldn't you do the same? Leave the truth to a few and you tell a beautiful story to the people beneath you, to calm them down. Not everyone can understand! So I became just the Eye of Providence and kept watching everything you did."

"But if nothing makes sense," Johann asked again, "Why are you watching us?"

"Because I have no other places to go!" Bill patted him on the head. "You're the only show on tv! Oh wait, it hasn't been invented yet. So it's like you're in a theater, the show ends and you wait for the next one. But the next one is still you. And the one after that too. So what do you do? You don't get up and leave, because the outside world no longer exists: a meteor has fallen and you are the last human left on Earth. Then you go back into the theater and look at what there's to see. Better than getting bored."

Johann narrowed his eyes.

"The world... doesn't exist?"

"It was a metaphor," Bill replied, "To explain that there's nothing interesting, except the show. You are the show!"

"So..." Johann stammered, "What..."

The dream began to vibrate. The walls of the house gave way to those of the church, intertwined with trees, from which legs, arms and heads of human figures emerged. Bill moved a finger and a wall exploded, without the slightest sound, projecting fragments of glass, a head, two intertwined branches and a light bulb, which passed in front of Johann's face: he didn't even blink, too busy as he was to think about what Bill had just said to him.

Bill was giggling and Kryptos felt his lips lift in a smile as well. Humans were actually very funny, as Bill had said.

"I almost forgot: do you know that among all billions of universes, there are at least three in which you exist? In one you're a woman, in the second one you're the king of France and in the third one you were hanged for killing your servant, which in that universe was your lord, while you were his servant."

"Wait so... what?" Johann shook his head. "What does my servant have to do now...?"

"To make you understand how big is out here!" Bill raised his arms. "There are trillions of other things and people, there's everything! And your most pressing concern is if you have enough ink or you need to have more!"

Johann supported his forehead with one hand, his gaze shifting from Bill to Kryptos, then lingering over the latter.

"And what about Freemasonry?" He asked incredulously. "Do they know all these things?"

"Pfff, Freemasons are only workers!" Bill waved a hand. "They just want to join the inner circle, pass their cute little tests and commit to making things better. They enjoy their acronyms and honor the Great Architect of the Universe - which is still me, by the way. Do you know that we made Freemasonry just for fun?"

"I can't believe it," Johann muttered, "It's all absurd."

Bill burst out laughing.

"This is absurd? Then you haven't even seen the surface of what absurd is!"

"I... I have to do something" Johann said, raising his head. "I have to do something."

"Oh yes, please do!" Bill exclaimed, floating around his head. "Do something, get to work! Can't wait to see what you'll do!"

 


 

"Freemasonry is made of inept and incompetent people, ignorant of the true role in the world. We members of the Order of Illuminati, on the other hand, have been invested with the light of wisdom and we know what is the supreme, ultimate goal of our Order. We want to overthrow all governments and religions, since both are based on impostures and chimeras that weaken men, keeping them ignorant. We want to find a new order of things, which sees the Omniscient Eye at the top of everything. How this goal will be pursued is a secret known only to the leaders of the Order, the only ones who hold the true secret of Enlightenment. The lower members will only know this ultimate goal exists and work like everyone else to achieve it."

Bill stopped reading and turned to Kryptos, as delighted as he was.

"Did that Johann get all of this out of that dream?!"

"The best reaction!" Bill clapped a hand on the screen, from which he could see Johann furiously writing the principles of his new order. "We upset him and look what he made! An order that will live for centuries!"

He burst out laughing and Kryptos did the same. Humans were not just curious, intelligent, and funny little creatures - they were also resourceful.

Humans were special.

 


 

"Sometimes, their genes do bizarre things! For example, two identical humans can be born from the same Woman! And I mean really identical: same facial features, same genetic makeup! Humans call them "twins" and they can be two males or two Women, but also a male and a Woman! And some people love twins! But they also love weird humans. Do you know there are a lot of weird humans? Humans have a lot of genes and their DNA is complicated, so sometimes interference occurs and then strange humans are born. Some have no legs, just like Hectorgon! Others have no arms or have an extra arm or leg. Others are blind or deaf or can't talk. And then there are very tall or very small humans, deformed humans and even two humans who can be attacked for some part of their bodies!"

Kryptos blinked, amazed by such a wide variety.

"So many different types of humans," he commented, returning his gaze to the screen, "And they're just a young race."

"And you know what's even more awesome?" Bill added, animated. "They all live! They live! Some get married and breed, others become famous and make shows for other humans. Some people are even worshipped!"

A wave of his hand and the view shifted, leaving the country roads, to dive into the alleys of a village. A door opened and a tall human stepped out: he had to bend down to get through the door. Behind him, a woman with a vase balanced on her head and two little humans, chasing each other.

"All humans are born free," Bill said. "They can do whatever they want, change everything and do whatever they like. A human can leave everything behind and walk away, exploring everything in their world. Some humans go up to the top of the mountains, just to see what's there. And some humans go even further, looking at the stars."

Kryptos turned to look at Bill: he was staring at the screen and his eye reflected the humans, engaged in their work.

Since he had first laid his eye on them, Kryptos had never seen them do nothing. They were always busy writing, building, painting, cultivating, creating, organizing, with a thousand little thoughts in their minds, with a thousand other little things to do on their planet - looking for food, earning money, selling objects, buying, meeting people, arranging the house, plan the work, clean the shop, finish a project, go somewhere, defeat the enemy, reach the goal, survive the wounds, save a life, give love, raise a child, train an animal and think, think, think of a thousand other things.

"They have grown a lot, in a couple of centuries," Kryptos admitted. "There are races that, after billions of years, are still throwing stones at each other."

"Oh no, they're very fast." Bill's eye curled in an amused smile. "They're really giving a hand to entropy! Every day, something changes: humans themselves, their cities, their thoughts, their ideas and their governments. What, did you think these governments existed since the birth of mankind? Not at all! These social hierarchies have only existed for a few centuries, after having evolved from other hierarchies."

Bill put his hands on the screen and turned back to look at Kryptos, his eye brighter than ever.

"And now hierarchies are changing again," he continued, "Freedom, equality and brotherhood. Humans are rebelling against the established order and are creating something new." Bill's smile widened. "I told you they love change."

Kryptos smiled in turn.

"In this, they're just like you."

They giggled together, like kids. Bill's intermittent light was way more lively than before, a gleeful yellow that suited their joy.

"I want to show you a special place," Bill jumped enthusiastically. He started scrolling different images across the screen, making his view jump from one point to another, from one city to another. "It's my favorite place on the planet and it's fantastic. It's an area where you can find all the strangest creatures: gnomes, mermaids and even some eye bats, similar to those of Paci-fire! There was a time when even humans lived there and they too were fun! Among them there was one of a kind, it would have been fun to introduce him to you. But now humans are gone and no one has lived there for seven hundred years. They ran away because they got scared. I didn't do anything. Not directly, at least. Anyway, we should be... what?!"

Bill backed away, his eye wide with surprise.

The screen did not show the usually quiet, human streets brimming with work. The streets were full of people and animals, peasants fleeing as fire enveloped their homes. Pillars of black smoke rose from the surrounding fields, from which other humans ran screaming. Bill shifted the view to a city and the same black fumes appeared, along with bayonet-wielding humans who were distributing weapons to everyone. The vision moved again to a square, with a human speaking in the center, surrounded by a cheering crowd. Bill moved it again to a harbor full of people: humans were boarding an anchored ship, taking the crates on board and overturning them into the sea, amid the shouts and incitements of those present.

"What's happening?!" Bill's shrieking voice tore Kryptos out of his stasis: he was pressed against the screen, his eyebrow curled in a furious crease. "When did it start?!"

"What are they doing?" Kryptos asked, standing beside him.

Bill turned to him: his pupil was as thin as a line.

"Can't you see it?" He said. "It's a war, Kryptos. The humans are fighting."

 

Notes:

Oh my, it seems things aren't going too well on the other side of the ocean, aren’t they? We reached 1775 and I bet this date rings a bell, for all the American people out there. In the next chapter we will see what happened during this period and Bill will talk with a pretty famous guy, I’m pretty sure you know his name ;)

Speaking of this chapter, Freemasonry and Illuminati are officially born!

The Anthony Kryptos talks with, is Anthony Sayer, First Grand Master of the Premier Grand Lodge of England (the first Masonic Grand Lodge to be created). While Johann is Johann Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Illuminati.
These two societies were actually very, very similar: both with a hierarchical structure, both based on the ideals of Enlightenment, both in search of the truth. They were rivals, yes, but the similarities are striking. And the symbol of Freemasonry strongly reminds me of Bill’s godly nature. So... could it be that he has been the inspiration for BOTH societies? Why not? ;)

And Kryptos has finally reached his final form! Now he looks like in canon, after millennia of being just a blue navy  Shape. And same for Bill. The canon is closeeeer :)

Chapter 47: ACT VI - Forty-seven

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 47

 

They needed information, so Kryptos dived with Bill into the dream world and looked around, searching among the islands for the most promising one. His eye jumped from one to the other, trying to find something - maybe among the colors? - that made it look more reliable than another... but there were too many. How could Kryptos find the right Dreamscape, on the first try?

Bill did not have such a problem: he squeezed Kryptos' arm and flew in a specific direction, ignoring all islands in front of him. He must already have a clear idea of where to go or of the human to turn to.

And, indeed, he had. Bill took him in front of a dream island and descended into it: they found themselves on the bank of a river, while on the opposite bank, a city was engulfed in flames.

In front of them, his face turned to the burning city, there was a human. He was tall, and slender, with a blue and red military uniform and a hat, from which strands of gray hair escaped.

"George," Bill called him.

The human turned. His eyes were wide, the pupils huge, his face hollow, a hand tightened around a flap of his uniform. His gaze moved Bill to Kryptos, then back to Bill.

"What should I do?" he asked firmly.

Bill floated over to him and grabbed him by the shoulders.

"Tell me everything," he said, "And I'll lead you to the victory."

 


 

"Keep some men in New York and move all others. Don't need to tell anyone. Just move them south."

"I still don't have enough men."

"French and Prussians will help," Bill replied, "As for the British, I will convince Cornwallis that he's strong enough and he can send just a small troop to Yorktown. All you have to do is surround the city with all your troops and attack." He reached for the human's face. "Send your armies into the battle, without holding back. This battle will decide the fate of the war."

George straightened up, his hands pressed to the table that had appeared between them. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"The last big battle," he said, "And the war will be over."

"Exactly," Bill confirmed. "The British will surrender and you'll win. The colonies will unite into one great nation and you will be elected as its President."

"Me?" George opened his eyes again, with a short bitter laugh. "And why should they choose me? I'm too old to lead a country."

"You're right, who would they ever choose the man who won the war? Jeez, I have no idea," Bill joked. "You can lead troops, leading a country isn't so different: there are always those who collaborate and those who oppose you. You'll get away with it. And you'll win the war."

The human's smile softened, his eyes lost behind that thought. Even the light from his Dreamscape became softer, the windows larger, the colors more vivid.

"But on one condition."

The human recovered from his reverie and looked over at Bill. Kryptos did the same, intrigued.

Bill raised a hand and the sheets on the table came to life, rose in the air and folded: some became strips, others folded into a circle and joined each other, forming the shape of an inverted triangle, with a circle in the center.

"You'll have to build a portal," Bill said. "It'll be like a huge statue, but it can light up and shine, like a fire. I'll tell you how to build it, you just have to assemble it and turn it on. When the portal is active, all of you will be truly free. Your problems will disappear and you will no longer have to worry about the British, the war, pain, or anything else. A new era will begin, a perfect era. And you will be the initiator."

George bent down to look at the floating model more closely and touched one of the corners with his finger, making the portal spin on itself.

"Do you like the idea?" Bill continued. "You won't just be the man who brought victory and independence from the British, but also the one who started a new era of peace and prosperity. Your name will never be forgotten."

George straightened up, looked away from the portal and returned it to Bill, to his eye, to the outstretched hand waiting for his.

"Fine," he accepted, shaking Bill's hand. "Help me and I'll be able to both win the war and build this strange machine."

Bill's eye curled into a broad smile.

"That's the spirit, kid!" He said. "Start by waking up and organizing your troops: the sooner we end this war, the sooner we can dedicate ourselves to the showpiece!"

And, with a snap of his fingers, he carried him and Kryptos out of the dream plane and back into the Nightmare Realm.

 


 

"Why are you making him build a portal?"

To exit the Nightmare Realm? But Bill did not need a portal: Bill could jump through the Sixth Dimension into any universe in that sector. If he wanted to, he could also take the long jump through the Ninth and reach a universe with totally different conditions compared to the Nightmare Realm. He did not need a portal.

Maybe to reach Dimension 46'\? But even that he could very well do it himself, without portals. He was the most exceptional creature in the Multiverse, the only one able to jump between Dimensions.

Bill squeezed his forearms, clung to him as if the weightlessness of the Nightmare Realm was carrying him away. His eye no longer seemed an infinite and incomprehensible abyss.

"Because I can't go out."

One of his hands lost the grip and Kryptos took it, clinging to Bill as if he too was adrift.

"From where?"

"From here," he replied, "From the Nightmare Realm."

His voice was lower, the voice of a prisoner telling his attorney the most absurd and real story he had ever heard.

"I don't have a physical form anymore. I lost it when I tried to break through the Multiverse. That white light..."

"It wasn't just an explosion."

“Why is Bill here? Where is "here"?"

"... it wasn't just light. It didn't just bring us here. It was an explosion of energy and I was too close and... and my physical form was pulverized by it."

"It was that white explosion, wasn't it? That's what changed him. It took something away from him."

"Whatever it was, it turned against him."

"What happened to you?"

The hand around Kryptos' arm was shaking. Bill's eye struggled to contain the anger.

"This is what's left of me after that explosion. Just strings. Strings held together by my will. Fragile energy that holds this shape, just because order it."

The absurd touch, which for ninety billion years had remained a doubt in the back of Kryptos' mind. The sensation of touching an opposite magnetic field and the tingling of static electricity. The two simple forms of energy that made up Bill.

"I thought all the energy I unleashed in the moment of the explosion was lost." Bill's pupil widened. "But it wasn't like that. Energy is neither lost nor destroyed, it only changes shape. And mine took a new one." He smiled. "Dimension 46'\."

"What does it mean?"

"That world contains my power," he replied. "In every blade of grass, in every mountain, in every molecule of oxygen, in every star that burns there's a spark of my energy. If I could enter Dimension 46’\, I would be surrounded by my power and I could use it again. I could have it back and it would be enough to create a new physical form."

His eye was shining.

"I could have a body again, be complete as before. I would have the power to move between Dimensions, to see everything and to know everything again. I could immerse myself again in the ocean of my powers." One glance at the screen. "But, to do that, I need humans to build a portal that connects their world to the Nightmare Realm."

"Can't you use any portal?"

"I tried." His eye darkened. "I tried to go through a portal, but my current form is too delicate to endure a dimensional jump. I almost nearly dissolved and disappeared."

Krypts squeezed his arm. Bill also tightened his grip in turn.

"The portal I need must be stable enough for me to pass through without problems. I must remain intact when I enter the human world. Everything is too unstable here and the cracks only make the situation worse: I need a firm, direct passage."

"And once you'll be there..."

"... I can get my physical form back."

"It was that white explosion, wasn't it?"

Kryptos was still squeezing his arm. To give him warmth, that warmth that Bill hadn't felt for billions of years.

Nothing else was needed. There was no need to ask more. In a distant time, three words were enough to consolidate their relationship. At that moment, even words were superfluous.

I believe you. And I'm on your side.

 


 

"What does it mean it DIDN'T WORK?!"

"I did everything! I followed your instructions to the letter! I tried the impossible! I even used a steam engine, the latest technology! But it just didn't. Work."

George was hoarse, his Dreamscape a disaster. Torn papers littered the floor, the desk was upside down, chairs were lying on the ground. Books were missing from the shelves: some were on the ground too, others embedded in the walls. George himself was disheveled, his hair ruffled, his uniform sideways. He held his head and kept grinding his teeth.

"It doesn't work, it doesn't work, it doesn't work."

"I DON'T CARE!" Bill thundered. "MAKE IT WORK!"

"I don't know how…"

Two more books broke off the shelf and headed for George. He slid to the ground just in time and the books stuck in the wall above him.

"JUST DO IT!" Bill screamed hysterically. "TURN THAT DAMN PORTAL ON!"

"I don't know how!" George was crawling now. He crawled while still holding his head, his face a mask of tears. "I don't know how!"

Bill yelled louder, frustrated. A wave of the hand and the books flew out of the library, to crash into another shelf. Pieces of wood splashed all over the place, lodged in the marble floor, in the glass of the windows, in the desk and chairs.

Kryptos opened his mouth, but not a single sound could get out. Bill would not hear him anyway: he was screaming so much to drown out the sound of collapsing shelves and exploding glass. His every gesture made something explode, every movement made the dream fold back on itself, making the illusion of reality implode.

George was still on the ground, crying and muttering lullabies between his teeth, holding his head with both hands. The film that traced his failure was repeated in the splinters of wood, on the surfaces of the shelves: George trying to start his steam portal, the portal that filled with smoke and how it sunk to the bottom of a pond.

Bill kept throwing books at wood and wood at other wood, causing the images to stick and blur. The failure was repeated in a thousand other splinters, the images of the portal overlapped and from one they became two, three, eight, ten.

"IS IT EVER POSSIBLE," he yelled, "THAT YOU'RE ALL SO USELESS?"

It was just a failure. There had been others in the past. It was not a catastrophe. They could just try again. Kryptos wanted to say it, but his thoughts were still, the words dead. Bill's anger flared up so badly that the only thing he could do was stay away from it.

He wasn't like that before.

Kryptos realized he was shaking and backed away, hiding behind a wall.

"YOU ARE ALL USELESS! ALL USELESS! YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT LOSERS! YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO! ONE!"

Books went en masse to a statue in the corner and stuck inside the marble. Cracks furrowed the walls, the sky outside the window broke in half. Pieces of stone, marble and wood broke in the middle, the world tore apart.

"YOU JUST HAD TO BUILD MY PORTAL!"

Bill had grown huge, a black titan with a colossal yellow eye focused on the weeping human. Kryptos backed away again, trying to escape that gaze. Bill was not himself. If he had seen Kryptos, he would have probably killed him without even realizing it.

"It was that white explosion, wasn't it?"

As the world continued to break apart, Bill grabbed the human and broke him in half too.

"That's what changed him. It took something away from him."

And George woke with a scream, catapulting both of them out of the Dreamscape.

"DAMN!" Bill howled, slamming his fists against the screen. "HOW DARE YOU KICK ME OUT? LET ME COME BACK!"

"He wasn't like that once."

Kryptos walked over.

Please calm down. Go back to how you were before.

"It made him more unstable."

"It's... it's morning." His voice was unsteady, with a trembling note on the bottom. "George woke up."

Bill ran his nails against the screen, with a deafening screech of glass. He was breathing heavily, pressed against the screen, as he kept scratching it.

"It's okay," Kryptos tried, getting closer. "The Nightmare Realm isn't going to collapse anytime soon, you said so. And humans are quick to learn, but they're also very young. They can't do miracles, in just a few centuries of evolution. They need time. We have a lot, so we can wait."

"I've been waiting for millennia!" Bill snapped, turning towards him. "I HAVEN'T FELT ANYTHING FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT FEELING ANYTHING ALL THE TIME! YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS, EXIST AND BE EMPTY!"

Kryptos withdrew his hand, which he had drawn close to comfort him. Bill caught that gesture and his anger died away: the golden color returned to fill his shape, he blinked and his gaze came back present, alive, in control of himself.

"I shouldn't have blamed you," he told him. "You have nothing to do with it. It's just that these humans… urgh, they're so frustrating!"

"I'm sorry." Kryptos floated over and put his hand on Bill's arm. "I wish I could make you feel something. It must be awful."

"It's not your fault." Bill gave him a short squeeze, then let him go and turned back to the screen. "I have to go back to the dream world."

"Again?"

"Again."

 


 

They came back to George three more times, to allow Bill to let off steam and release more nightmares. George kept crying, holding his head, grinding his teeth. In the real world, Bill and Kryptos saw through the screen how he had worn out his real teeth and had them replaced by wooden ones. Wood that, in every dream, Bill did not fail to turn to dust.

The fourth time they entered his dream, George was surrounded by green pieces of paper.

"Please look," he repeated, "Please look. Please look."

Bill took one of the green pieces of paper and brought it to the eye. From behind him, Kryptos too leaned over to watch.

The piece of paper had the number one at the top and, in the center, a picture of George himself, above the word "one dollar". Bill turned the piece of paper: on the other side was the number one, an eagle on the right and, on the left, a pyramid. The top of the pyramid, however, was not there: in its place, there was a one-eyed triangle floating above the pyramid, surrounded by white rays.

Bill.

Bill lowered the piece of paper and looked at George.

"Did you just put me on your new nation's currency?"

"Yes." George swayed back and forth, holding his head with both hands. "Yes. Yes. Yes."

Kryptos looked at Bill. He expected him to tear that piece of paper in half, to burn all the others, to flip the whole dream from top to bottom, as he had done before.

But when he turned, he saw Bill motionless, his eye closed. Bill took a deep breath and his shape seemed to swell, as if ready to explode...

Then dissolved into a sigh. Bill lifted his eyelids: his eye was shining, half-closed in a satisfied smile. He lifted the dollar bill over him, closed it in his hands and opened it again, giggling. Any spark of anger had just vanished out of thin air, in front of that unexpected little gift. Bill was cheerful and lively again, his voice filled with happiness, as he looked at that piece of paper from all angles.

"You're lucky, George," he said, "I love this gift!"

Another delighted sigh.

"This is why it's impossible to be angry with you humans."

 


 

" George Washington. Bill gave him secrets that helped him defeat the British. But when George’s attempt at a steam-powered portal sank into a swamp, Bill gave Washington such bad nightmares that he ground his teeth into dust in his sleep and then had to get wooden ones. Washington put Bill on the one-dollar bill in order to appease him. "

-Blacklight Journal 3

 

Notes:

-The battle Bill and George talked about is the battle of Yorktown, the last big battle that decided the fate of the American Revolution.

-Bill has always demonstrated to not care too much about humans, but he also never showed a desire to kill all of them. Just think about Weirdmageddon: he could've killed everyone, but instead he just chose to have fun and change stuff. Or put humans to sleep and assemble them into a throne. But no desire to kill. So, here's my idea. Maybe he has a soft spot for these useless, funny little cute creatures, who knows?

Next chapter: Bill will meet an interesting guy. The guy that drove me crazy with his story, because it's a mix of legend and reality. ButI don't want to spoil you too much: you will see next week ;)

Chapter 48: ACT VI - Forty-eight

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 48

 

"Ahahahahahaha! His expression was priceless! And he was hanging on every single word we said to him!"

"You were very convincing," Kryptos replied. "And you terrified him to death, with the story of aliens who will come to kidnap him, to turn him into a cow."

Bill answered with another laugh and let the images flow on the screen in front of them. Each wave of his hand revealed a new landscape, a new city, a new peephole from which he and Kryptos could see the humans and what they were doing. During the war, the sight had been surreal: empty houses, burning fields, squares crowded with people, devastated churches or places crowded with wounded, humans tracing Bill's image in the earth, praying for their souls between their teeth, a moment before grabbing their weapons and rushing towards the enemy.

But now that the war was over, things were coming back to a semblance of normalcy. Colors blossomed again, humans started to rebuild what had been destroyed and their little lives were flowing again as before.

"Let's take another human," Bill suggested, "And let's tell him that his whole life is a huge show, staged for an audience that spies on him from behind invisible screens. What he believes to be his city is actually a stage and everyone he knows are actors, paid to make things happen and the show more interesting."

"So he'll end up freaking out," Kryptos replied. "You saw how easy it is to impress humans."

"You could pretend to be the director."

"Nope," Kryptos waved his hands in front of him, laughing. "Don't get me involved in this."

"We're going to have a lot of fun," Bill replied. His eye was on the screen and glowed with excitement as he jumped faster from peephole to peephole. "We just have to find the perfect human: one with a boring life, living in a boring place. So we'll make it more interesting!"

Kryptos rolled his eye, trying to look as exasperated as possible, but ruining it all with a broad smile that lifted the corners of his mouth.

"O-ooh!"

"Mh?" Kryptos looked down again. "What?"

The screen showed a narrow gorge and a group of humans walking between the two high rock walls. One of them raised his head and moved away, avoiding a pebble that rolled off the wall. They were all on horseback, loaded with bags, rifles hanging from their backs.

The human at the head of the group stopped and dismounted, immediately imitated by the others. One of them went to a wall, pulled a knife from his belt and hit the stone, smashing it. Everyone came closer to watch, some spoke but their voices were silent from behind the screen. One of them lowered his head and started to walk around the perimeter of the gorge, measuring his steps. Another touched the stone walls, probing every point. The others began unloading the horses, pulling out an assortment of picks, poles and sieves. 

Within two minutes all the humans had set to work, delimiting the territory and starting to dig. One of them stood up, brushed his black hair back from his face and, with a broad smile, lifted something for everyone to see.

At first, it looked to Kryptos like a big, yellow stone full of holes and edges. But as soon as the sun hit it, the stone shone and the light reflected on the smooth parts and crept into the recesses, making it sparkle. The others gazed at the stone with their mouths open in awe.

It was gold.

And it was not just that one nugget. As they started to dig, gold came out in large, shiny nuggets soiled with dirt. Humans began to pile it up on a large fabric and soon it became a bright mound. The more they dug, the more gold came out: sometimes in smaller nuggets, sometimes in stones so heavy they had to lay them down with both arms. It was as if that gorge was overflowing with gold and it was just necessary to brush some dirt off to get it out.

"Look how hard they work." Bill's nasal and cheerful voice caught Kryptos's attention, who looked away from the screen to focus on him. Bill was smiling, eyeing the little human workers, with a glass of martini in one hand. He snapped his fingers and made another glass appear in front of Kryptos, who accepted it.

"What do we do?" Kryptos asked, bringing the glass to his lips.

"Let's look for now," it was the prompt reply. "Tonight, we'll talk to their leader."

 


 

Their leader was tall, with a strong body typical of many bipedal races. In his dream he was still digging, his shirt left on the ground, while the sun was beating on his back. The black hair was held back by a string, but a few strands had stuck to his sweaty face and he kept pulling them aside, occasionally interrupting his continuous digging.

Bill motioned for him to stay on the sidelines and Kryptos obeyed, hiding in one of the recesses in the gorge, out of the human's sight. The latter did not notice anything, busy as he was digging, the muscles flexing under the skin.

Bill floated up to him.

"Hi, Thomas."

The human flinched, by being called by name. He stuck the shovel on the ground and turned around, pushing a lock of hair away from his face. As his gaze met Bill's, his eyes widened and his lips parted in an expression of pure wonder.

Bill took off his hat in greeting. Thomas stared at him spellbound, examining him from top to toe, over and over.

Bill brought the hat back to the top and the human finally seemed to release from his trance: his lips curled in a smile and his shoulders trembled, shaken by a silent laugh.

"It must be my lucky day," he said. "I never expected to receive a visit from such a beauty."

Bill blinked, surprised by that reaction. His detached gentleman attitude melted away, giving way to a delighted chuckle, which made his form glow with warm yellow.

"What a flatterer!" He answered, looking at him with his eye still folded in a smile. "I knew you were an interesting guy, Thomas, but I didn't expect you to have such good taste."

Thomas lowered his head in a gallant bow.

"I can recognize beautiful things," he replied, humble, "And I can understand when I'm facing perfection."

Bill's laugh was, if anything, even more pleased than before. Kryptos could not help but roll his eye: Bill was already vain enough, the last thing he needed was a human who showered him with compliments every two words.

Unless that was his plan: to let a human feed his ego. As if he needs it.

"Can I provide you with a chair?"

Kryptos looked back at the two, just in time to see a chair appear out of nowhere. Bill sat on it and placed both arms on one of the armrests, the black and yellow of his shape creating a pleasant contrast with the blue velvet.

"What a kind thought!" was Bill's comment, his hands stroking the fabric. "And it's the right size for me! I was afraid you'd bring up a chair as big as the human ones."

"That would've been very rude," Thomas replied, then sat down on the ground.

"No chair for you?"

"I prefer it like this." The human gave him a bright smile. "So I can admire you."

Bill radiated so much satisfaction that Kryptos was tempted to roll his eye once again. And maybe even clear his throat, just to remind Bill that he was still there and that spending time listening to a human's lure was not part of his idea of fun.

Why the hell are we here? And why does he waste so much time with this human?

"Can I offer you a drink?" Bill asked.

"A whiskey will do just fine."

Bill snapped his fingers and two glasses appeared in midair. One moved towards Thomas, the other floated between his fingers.

"To our meeting," Thomas announced, raising his glass. "And to you."

The glasses touched and they both drank, without taking their eyes off each other.

"So." Thomas lowered his glass first. "You already know who I am, while I don't even know your name. How can I call you?"

"Call me Bill."

Thomas gave a small, polite laugh.

"What a funny coincidence!" He commented. "Do you know my last name is Beale?"

"A certain assonance," Bill agreed. "As if our meeting had been decided by fate."

Thomas leaned over.

"But, it's not fate," he replied. "It was you."

Bill fluttered his eyelashes.

"You're a smart guy."

"I just have a lot of experience," he minimized, shrugging. "I listen to my gut for decisions and my eyes for judgments." He took a sip and his tone became livelier. "In this case, my gut keeps repeating that this whiskey is excellent, while my eyes are too enchanted by your beauty to tell me anything."

"Oh, stop it you!" Bill burst out laughing, waving a hand as if to disperse those compliments. Yet his tone, the laugh and the bright yellow of his shape said the exact opposite.

"I'm curious." Thomas crossed his legs and lowered the glass on his thigh. "Why did you come to talk to someone like me?"

"Look around." Bill raised a hand to include the space around them. "Why do you think I came to talk to you?"

The glass touched Thomas' lips again, his eyes focused on Bill.

"Is it for the gold?"

"An intuitive man," Bill praised him. "Yes, Thomas. It's for the gold."

Thomas sighed.

"And I was hoping it was my natural charm to attract you." He smiled. "What do you want to tell me, about the gold?"

"That you can't have it."

The smile froze on the human's face. Thomas blinked slowly as if suspended in a trance. He brought the glass back to his lips and took a long sip until it was empty: Bill pointed a finger and the glass was filled again.

"Why?" Thomas asked, trying to keep his voice natural. "Is something wrong with it?"

"Oh no, the gold is fine," Bill replied. "It's much simpler, Thomas. I'm guarding this gold. I've been protecting it for centuries, waiting for the man for whom it is intended. I've waited a long time, driving out all those who tried to take it for themselves. I warned them, inviting them to leave immediately and forget about this place: some obeyed and survived, others tempted their fate and met a horrible death." He inclined the glass to Thomas. "What is your choice?"

Thomas looked down at his glass, swirled it, took a sip. His eyes fell back on Bill, more curious than frightened.

"I heard so many stories from the Indians," he said. "They spoke of gods who protect the earth and everything that lurks in its depths. Immortal creatures, who moved the world since the first light appeared." He looked up at Bill, with a slight smile. "I never expected to meet one of them. And luckily you aren't exactly as they described you," he added, raising his glass towards him. "The Indians I met didn't know how to drink at all. And their taste in alcohol was very bad."

"They've never been good drinkers," Bill replied. "Neither really funny guys. Except for a couple of them. While you European descendants are the real highlight."

Thomas accepted the compliment with a polite nod.

"You said you've been protecting this gold for centuries, waiting for the man destined to use it," he said, "But do you already know who he is? Or will you recognize him, only when you'll see him?"

"Oh no, I know very well who he is."

"And do you know when he will come?"

"Sure," he replied. "In about twenty years."

Thomas pulled away from his glass and coughed, clapping his hand against his chest.

"I... I thought it would take much longer," he said, coughing. "You've waited for centuries..."

"And now he's finally born," Bill finished for him. "And, over the next few years, he will come here to claim his due."

Thomas wiped his lips.

"So, is he very young?"

"You're all young compared to me."

"But some are younger and funnier than others," Thomas replied with a wink. "Like me."

Bill chuckled from behind his glass.

"You're too impertinent."

"Oh no." Thomas put his hand to his heart and pretended to swoon. "That's the thing, right? The reason I'm not the lucky one. My big mouth prevented me from becoming your favorite."

Another chuckle.

"You're funny."

"Is that another compliment?"

"Why, was the previous one a compliment?" Bill teased. "Who said that? I sure didn't."

"Don't my sympathy and my charm make me deserve a small prize?" He tried, leaning towards Bill. "See it as a consolation prize. A tip."

"No gold for you."

"Not even a nugget?"

"Not even one."

"How about two nuggets?"

"Nope."

"Do you really want to give all this gold to your favorite?" Thomas asked, pointing behind him with his thumb. "It's a lot of gold, for one person. Too much wealth can be pretty intoxicating, especially if he's still young and inexperienced." He brought a hand to his chest, with a solemn expression. "I volunteer to lift his burden and take half the gold."

"Nice try." Bill swung the glass between his fingers. "But the answer is still no."

"At least give me the credit for finding it," Thomas said. "As a discoverer, I deserve at least a very small percentage, right? How about 20%?"

"How about zero percent?"

"Thirty percent," he replied, raising his glass. "To our meeting."

"Zero."

"Fifty?"

"Zeeero," Bill chanted, his eye still half closed in an amused smile.

"Seventy percent." Thomas winked. "As proof of our complicity."

Bill burst out laughing.

"I get it, you want to give me all the gold." Thomas raised a hand in front of him. "But I can't accept it: some of it is for your mysterious favorite." He raised his lips in a grin. "I'll accept ninety percent."

"You're terrible!" Bill slapped him on the shoulder. "I should pulverize you on the spot!"

"And then with whom would you share this good alcohol and good company?" The human replied. "Indians are not funny like me. Of course, there's always your favorite I don't know anything about," he added, "But I bet he's not fun like me."

"On the contrary, he's a lot of fun."

"A valid opponent," Thomas commented. "Do I know him?"

"You will know him."

"So he's not one of my mates." Thomas passed an arm over his forehead, with a relieved sigh. "Good. Otherwise, I would have had to challenge them to a duel, to get your favor."

Another delighted chuckle from Bill.

"So who's your favorite?" Thomas asked again. "Someone important?"

"Not now."

"But he'll be, thanks to the gold."

"Nope." Bill rolled his eye, the smile clear in his tone of voice. "Let's say it'll be just out of luck."

"And how will he use the gold? Do you already know?"

"How many questions, Thomas," Bill teased him, "It almost seems that you want to gather as much information as possible about him, to find and kill him."

It was Thomas' turn to burst out laughing.

"Killing him?" He repeated. "Me? When I hold the rifle, I can just shoot a buffalo!" He shook his head. "I would never be able to shoot another gentleman, even if I wanted to. I can't even kill Indians when they attack us! Imagine if I could lift the weapon on a defenseless young man."

"Not even for the gold?"

"Especially not for the gold," he replied. "As you can see, I'm here to ask you." A knowing smile. "I'm not greedy, I'm easy to please: one ton is enough for me."

"The answer is no." Bill chuckled.

"You don't even know what I would use it for," he retorted. "I might surprise you."

"You?" Bill teased him, waving a hand. "Take it easy, cowboy. You're just a buffalo hunter."

Thomas grabbed his hand and brought it to his lips.

"I could still become a gentleman," he replied, kissing Bill's hand without taking his eyes off him.

Bill let him do it, with a pleased chuckle.

"You're good with words."

"And even more with facts," he replied. "Give me a chance and you'll see what I'm able to do."

"I already know what you can do, Thomas."

"I could go further and do a lot more."

Bill reached out to him and tapped his nose.

"No," he replied jokingly.

Thomas laughed with him, letting go of his hand. They raised their glasses again in another toast and drank, smiling at each other.

Thomas lowered his glass first.

"What if, instead of using this gold, I'll manage it for your favorite?"

Bill lowered his glass in turn, slower. An interested light sparkled in his eye.

"Explain."

"Your favorite is young and will soon become very important," he said. "So he will also have to do several things: visit the most important gentlemen, seek support, make friends. In the meantime, many other people will start to gather around him, to give him advice and to win his friendship, or they'll be jealous of him and his luck and may even go so far as to plot behind his back. He'll have to defend himself every day, relentlessly. Everyone will seek him and follow him, he will no longer be able to be alone for more than a few hours."

Thomas waved a hand to indicate the rocky gorge that surrounded them.

"Imagine him coming here. He certainly won't be able to mine that gold by himself - heck, there are thirty of us and we haven't even scratched the surface. How long would it take for him alone? One year? Two? Three? And what will become of his contacts and the other thousand things he will have to do? Such an important person cannot afford to waste all his time digging into a gorge, in the middle of nowhere. He'll have to ask for help, but what if the people he chooses aren't trustworthy? He can't always be at the quarry, every day, to check their work. What if, instead of helping him, they stole his gold? Many people will be jealous of him, as soon as it'll be known he has such fortune. And it's even in an isolated area: anyone can enter and exit from here without anyone noticing and stealing the gold would be child's play."

The human shook his head.

"Your favorite needs secrecy. He needs someone who works from the shadows, away from the public hype. I can't quite estimate how much gold there's here yet, but it's not just a ton or two: it seems much, much more. All this gold cannot be entrusted without control." He brought a hand to himself. "I have that control: I have twenty-nine companions, loyal to me not because of fear or laws, but because of trust, because they chose me as their leader. They're strong men, ready to do whatever I tell them. I'm not famous, so I can walk around without attracting attention. I know merchants who can supply me with a wagon and crates, with which I can carry the gold. I can lock it in the boxes and hide it in a safe place, away from here. Your favorite won't have to ride west for days, but he'll just have to go to the hiding place and take what he needs: it won't take him as long and he'll attract less attention."

Bill listened, interested, swinging the glass between his fingers.

"And what do you want, in exchange for all this?"

Thomas leaned forward.

"I want fame," he replied. "Your favorite will be important in the future, so I don't think it'll be a problem for him to make me famous." His smile widened. "I want to get into the best circles and meet the most influential people. I don't need gold when I can have contacts in high places."

"Oooh," Bill commented, "Someone's big ambitions here."

"I told you I might surprise you." Thomas winked. "So? What do you think? Could it work?"

"You're not completely wrong, after all," Bill said, running his fingers around the edge of the glass. "My favorite will be very busy and he won't be able to think about the gold. You, on the other hand, are already an expert in this field."

Bill held out his hand and blue flames enveloped it, up to the fingers.

"Let's make a deal," he suggested. "You will protect the gold and hide it, never trying to touch it or keep it for yourself and your friends. In return, your name will never be forgotten."

"I'm in." Thomas reached into the flames and squeezed Bill's hand, without the slightest hesitation. Bill pulled his arm towards him, bringing the human's face closer to his eye.

"This is a deal, Thomas," he said, every trace of a smile or complicity disappeared from his gaze. "Don't try to be smart, because I know everything."

 


 

"Are you sure of your decision?" asked Kryptos.

He and Bill were back on the dream plane, between white, gold and the nuanced tones of the islands. They walked together and each step was a small leap, due to the light gravity.

"Of course I am!" Bill said, turning towards him. "Thomas will be an excellent keeper for that gold! Now that there's also a deal, he won't dare touch it!"

Kryptos stopped, crossed his arms and looked up at him, eyebrow raised.

"What?"

"At first you wanted to keep that human away from the treasure," he told him, "Then you decided that the best way to protect it, is to keep it very close to the very same person who wants it all for himself."

"But there's a deal," Bill repeated. "Now things are different."

"And you didn't make a deal with him, just because he complimented you, did you?"

"Pffff, of course not," said Bill. He looked away and waved a hand as if to disperse that absurd phrase. Kryptos stood still, watching him, eyebrow still raised, waiting.

Bill's pupil darted towards him, and out of the corner of his eye, he met Kryptos's gaze. He managed to hold out for half a minute, then sighed.

"Okay, I did it also for the compliments."

"Bill!"

"They were very nice!" He defended himself. "A niche change, compared to usual!"

"A change?" Kryptos repeated. "Everyone we meet compliments you!"

"But they don't use so many compliments. And not all together."

"The last human we visited called you "my wonderful God"."

"But he didn't find me a beauty! Nor funny! And he wouldn't fight for my attention."

"He called you "God"."

"Shush," Bill silenced him. "Leave it to me. Humans think they're smart, but it doesn't take long to fool them. Thomas thinks he's got what he wants, when he's actually doing what want. He'll extract the gold, bring it east and hide it: all, for the price of a little fame! I won't have to lift a finger and bam, the gold will be where it belongs. Quite convenient, don't you think?"

"That's not the point," Kryptos said. "The point is that you let yourself be duped by his compliments..."

"Shhhhuuuush," Bill insisted, placing a finger on his shape. "Compliments are just compliments. When it comes to business, a compliment can sweeten the deal, but it doesn't change the terms. Thomas is very smart, but in the end he's still a human. He can't win against someone who's been a trader for trillions of years." He winked and Kryptos couldn't help but smile.

"All right," he agreed, rolling his eye with an exaggerated sigh. Bill replied by nudging him and they started walking again, jostling and laughing like kids.

"Anyway," Kryptos said, "Who's this human who is meant to use that gold? Does he exist or did you make him up?"

"Of course he exists!" Bill grabbed his arm, his eye glistening. "Do you want to meet him?"

"Can I?"

"Of course!" Bill pulled him forward. His voice was a trill, the shape glowed with pure enthusiasm. "You'll like him, he's fantastic!"

 


 

"Hi! It is I, Quentin Trembley, future President of the United States - at least according to the Dark Watchful Eye! And who are you, bizarre Freemasonic shape?"

"Oh, well, speaking about that..." Kryptos rubbed his arm, holding back a smile. "Let's say I have a lot to do, with Freemasonry."

"You should've seen how good he was!" Bill exclaimed, shaking his cup of tea. "A couple of well-placed words and bam! Freemasonry was born within a week!"

"I see, I see." The human nodded, rubbing his chin. "And what's the Freemasons' position on pancakes? Are you for or against them?"

"Uhm... I don't know," Kryptos replied, shrugging. "I don't even know what they are."

"A-ah! I knew we were on the same side!" Quentin Trembley hit the table with a fist, so vehemently that all objects in the living room rose, including their armchairs, rug and coffee table. For an instant everything seemed about to fall: then the pull of the ceiling prevailed and everyone fell back into place, with a soft poff.

"Those wicked pancakes have been trying to replace waffles for too long!" Quentin said. "Just think of all the lies they used for their campaign: pancakes are more nutritious, they fill up our bellies and, above all, they're flat. Lies! First, waffles are very satisfying. Second, pancakes are never really flat: if you look at them carefully, you'll notice that they have a little bump in the middle. They pretend to be flat because they think they're the best. But I won't let these lies spread further: as soon as I'll become President, the first thing I'll do is declare war on those impostors. There will be nothing left. Not a drop of syrup, nor a curl of butter."

Kryptos poured sugar into his tea and brought it to his mouth. His gaze fell to where the floor of the room was. Everything was perfect in the living room where Trembley had received them: armchairs in red and gold velvet, cups in the middle of the coffee table and, except for the teapot that poured tea by itself, everything looked perfectly normal.

Except that everything was attached to the ceiling and not to the floor.

Despite this, not only did nothing fall, but no one found anything strange in it, not even the human himself.

"Hey, hey, Quentin." Bill was bouncing in his chair, too restless to sit still, his gaze moving from him to Kryptos. "Tell Kryptos what are your three favorite colors!"

"Sure." Quentin held up three fingers. "Triangle, rhombus and rectangle."

Kryptos frowned.

"Uh... what?"

Bill got up from his chair and floated over to the human. His eye sparkled with enthusiasm.

"Triangle," he repeated. He lifted a finger and traced its perimeter in the air. "Rhombus and rectangle."

Kryptos continued to blink.

"But then... you mean yellow?"

"Yes," Bill confirmed, "And..."

"And... and rhombus and rectangle?" Kryptos repeated. "But what do they have to do with colors...?"

Realization hit him, making his words die out. His eye widened, his lips parted in awe. In front of him, Bill's entire form glowed, satisfied.

"How..." Kryptos murmured, "How is it possible? It's not possible..."

Bill burst out laughing.

"Of course it's possible!" He said, ecstatic. "created this world!"

Kryptos returned his gaze to the human, truly looking at him for the first time. Wow. Now he understood perfectly well why Bill loved him so much.

"He's like you." Kryptos lips lifted in a smile. "Now I understand a lot more things."

"Oh, no." Bill put his arm around Quentin's shoulders. "He's not exactly like me. His synaesthesia is much simpler: Quentin only associates shapes and colors. Sounds, textures and tastes are still independent senses that react each on their own."

"I can confirm, ser," Quentin agreed. "It has always been like this, for as long as I remember: shapes have always been color and color has always been shapes. During my childhood, I thought for a long time others saw the world the same way I did."

"Until you realized, it was only you who saw the world differently," Bill concluded for him, putting a hand on his cheek. "That you were the special one."

"I thought others felt the same way too."

A voice in the gray painted for Kryptos the memory of a library, of a mentor who introduced colors, of a potential that had always existed that was being explored for the first time.

Synaesthetes were rare in the Multiverse, just as Rìem had said a lifetime ago. Since they had started to travel, trillions and trillions of centuries earlier, they had barely encountered a thousand synaesthetes, scattered across hundreds of thousands of Dimensions. It was a rare ability and even rarer it was to perceive more than two senses together. Bill had always been the only one capable of perceiving five.

"I didn't expect this world to have some synaesthetes too." Kryptos raised his arms. "I know, it's your Dimension and it's special. And it already has intelligent life. But it's still so young..."

Bill turned to him, his eye glowing with amusement.

"Like me," he replied. "I too have exceeded everyone's expectations and went further, when I was still young."

Kryptos smiled in turn, shrugging.

"This is also true."

"And do you know what's even funnier?" Bill asked, moving to Quentin's head.

"What?"

"Quentin." Bill looked down at him. "What do you associate pink with?"

"To the rectangle," replied the human. "Always."

Bill looked up at Kryptos.

"I associate pink with the sound of the piano, the taste of tea, viscosity and the smell of paper." He spread his arms. "None of these things even vaguely resemble the rectangle."

"So the associations are also different?" Kryptos's smile widened. "It's incredible. Although this place has your power, it hasn't become your exact copy."

"Yeah! Isn't that great?"

Kryptos returned his cup to the table, his gaze shifting from Bill to Quentin.

"Now I understand why Quentin is so special," he said. "The first synesthete to be born in the Dimension you created. He's a big deal!"

Bill answered with a loud laugh.

"Do you think Quentin is the first?"

"Sure…" Kryptos's eye widened "He isn't?!"

"Of course not! There were many others before him!"

"Many?!" Kryptos stammered, "But... in the whole Multiverse... we could've met merely a thousand..."

"It's a fairly widespread ability here," Bill replied. "Every century about a hundred synesthetes are born, more or less."

Kryptos gasped.

"So many?!"

"They're not synesthetes like me, but it's still something. And some are geniuses too! There was one in particular who was a real genius, but he was also so stupid..." Bill blinked and the serious expression faded into another smile. "Anyway! Now the last synesthete I found is Quentin and he's brilliant too!"

"I'm just doing my duty," the human said. "I have to save my people from all dangers. Especially from giant man-eating spiders."

"You know they're all going south, right?"

"Nothing prevents them from moving north," Quentin retorted. "Unless we block their way with a huge wall-mosquito net. And if any spiders enter, we build a tunnel leading to the ocean, so all spiders will drown in the sea." Quentin folded his arms. "In ten years they will no longer be a threat and hunters will be able to shoot them from far away, without risking their lives."

"You have already organized everything!" Bill's eye was shining. "But put a couple of loops in the tunnel."

"Those were already included."

Bill laughed.

"Great!" He lowered both arms to squeeze Quentin's cheeks again. "You will be the best President this nation has ever had! And, with my funds, you will do great things!"

"That's not all." Quentin reached into his jacket and pulled out a piece of green paper. "I also have another project, dedicated to you."

Bill let out an ecstatic shriek and grabbed the piece of paper, then dashed to Kryptos's chair. He put an arm around Kryptos' shape and held up the piece of paper in front of them, so that they could both see it.

It was a bill - or rather, the hand-drawn version of a bill, worth minus twelve dollars. In the center, in an oval, there was a small precise portrait of Trembley's proud face, while on the right, instead of the usual emblem, there was a perfect representation of Bill, within a pointed frame that resembled the sun.

Bill turned the dollar: on the back, there was the same image of the pyramid topped by the eye, just like all the other regular bills. In addition to that, there were the words "Semper vigilantem" and "Veritas est quaedam illusio" to frame it.

Always alert.

Reality is an illusion.

Bill let out a sigh, full of delight.

"A new bill." Even his voice was overflowing with satisfaction. "All dedicated to me."

"Of course," Quentin replied. "You're a triangle, my favorite color: I had to put you on something of value!"

"And you reproduced my image with such attention to detail," Bill added, stroking the piece of paper with his thumb. "You didn't forget my hat! Aww, you understand how much I care about the hat! Want to know how I got it?"

"To tell the truth, I also put it as a spite towards George, because I'm better than him at drawing."

"Minus twelve dollars?" Kryptos shifted his gaze to Trembley. "But isn't it worth anything?"

"No, it's worth less than nothing," the human said, "And, therefore, it will be the rarest bill."

"Shh, shh, shhhh" Bill floated towards him and wrapped his head with both hands, stroking his hair like he was a puppy. "You already got me with the hat."

"Glad you like it."

"I love every single one of your ideas," Bill replied. "You'll be a fantastic President, Quentin. With you, humans will finally understand what it means to have fun." His eye narrowed into a smile, a sharp light shone in the pupil. "And then, when I'll come, then they'll know what real fun is."

 

Notes:

Please welcome two of the most important men that, luckily for me, lived in the same period!

Thomas Beale and Quentin Trembley were both too interesting to not write about them. Bill knew Thomas Beale, according to the AMA and the story about Beale's treasure is an interesting one. But also a complicated one! The information are all different, the years are all different, EVERYTHING is different. It took me an eternity to decide what I think is the best timeline and I will stick to it.

So we’re starting in the year 1817, when Thomas Beale finds the treasure. And while I was doing some research, I found out that apparently Thomas Beale was very handsome: six feet in height, with "jet black eyes and hair of the same color, worn longer than was the style at the time. His form was symmetrical, and gave evidence of unusual strength and activity; but his distinguishing feature was a dark and swarthy complexion, as if much exposure to the sun and weather had thoroughly tanned and discoloured him; this, however, did not detract from his appearance, and I thought him the handsomest man I had ever seen." (as said by one of his friends, Robert Morriss)

Also, Beale was “extremely popular with every one, particularly the ladies”. So I thought: would he use his good look to swoon Bill too? Yes. Would Bill enjoy it? Definitely. Will we see more of them shamelessly flirting? Absolutely.

And Quentin Trembley, well, he was a must. According to the GF Wikia, his favourite color is triangle and yes, it may look like something strange and quirky typical Quentin... but the synesthesia vibe it gave me was too tempting to not use it. Also, considering the guy Quentin is, would you be surprised if he's also a synesthete? I would find it quite endearing, actually.

Stay tuned for the next chapter, in which we will have more Quentin, more Thomas and more Bill enjoying compliments too much.

Chapter 49: ACT VI - Forty-nine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 49

 

After visiting Quentin Trembley, Bill took Kryptos to see a different place. A special one.

"This place is not like all the others," he told him, "This is my favorite."

And his favorite place was… unexpected.

Kryptos was expecting something bizarre, of course, but not too much: an acceptable level of weirdness for such a young Dimension and its little inhabitants, so fragile and impressionable. Maybe a couple of upside-down trees or some harmless little creature, like the Earth version of Paci-fire's eye-bats.

Instead, that place was the perfect middle ground between the boring human monotony and the shocking chaos of the Nightmare Realm. Wild gnomes lived a short distance from tall crystals, dinosaurs roared underground while haughty herds of unicorns grazed on the surface, ghosts and hides-behind walked through the woods, hiding from each other.

"There's everything here," Kryptos admitted, impressed. "There's even a spaceship from Trilazzx Beta! How did it get in this Dimension?!"

"Awesome, isn't it?" Bill radiated light, shifting from one peephole to another, to show Kryptos different views of the landscape. "And every time I come back here, there are even weirder things! Look at those beings, half bulls and half humans: they weren't there last time!"

"They're..." Kryptos barely held back a giggle, "Are they throwing deer at the Multibears?"

Bill burst into laughter.

"Ahahahaha! I love this place!"

 


 

"Heya, cowboy."

It had been three years since they last visited Thomas Beale's Dreamscape. Last time they met was in the gorge where he had found the gold, under the hot August sun, between sand and rock.

At that moment, however, the place was completely different: Thomas was in a hotel room, with heavy curtains covering the windows and a lit fireplace as the only source of light. The flames illuminated the side of his chair, the legs of the table in front of him and himself, bent over a pile of papers.

"It'll be a matter of minutes," Bill had told Kryptos. "I just have to check him."

"And you don't do it because you like his compliments."

Bill had nudged him.

"I'll be fast, I promise."

So Kryptos was again hidden to witness the exchange between the two, blending in between the curtains and the window sashes, away from the main source of light.

Upon hearing Bill's voice, the human's head lifted and his eyes widened. The amazement soon gave way to a broad smile and Thomas stood up, a hand extended to Bill.

"You're back."

Bill fluttered his lashes and reached out his hand.

"Did you miss me?"

Their fingers met and Thomas brought Bill's hand to his lips in an elegant hand kiss.

"Every day without you was agony."

Bill chuckled. He gave off so much satisfaction that Kryptos couldn't help but roll his eye and sigh. Not even two minutes had passed and the human was already starting with compliments.

This was going to be a very long meeting.

"You haven't lost your charm, as far as I can see." Bill put his hands behind the shape and looked around. "Why are you here?"

"To keep the gold safe, of course." Thomas sat down again. "My men and I dug for eighteen months, day and night, never stopping. In the end, we extracted two tons of silver and almost four tons of gold." His smile widened. "I've never seen so much gold all at once. I got some iron crates and we filled them up, then I loaded them on a wagon and I brought the gold here in Virginia, to hide it."

Bill turned to him.

"And why Virginia? Why not further north?"

"A simple matter of security." Thomas shrugged. "I know Virginia like the back of my hand, so I knew where to find a good hiding place that was both protected and isolated. And I found it: it's a quarry that has been abandoned for twenty years, in a forest not far from here. The quarry is on a sloping stretch of land, so no one goes through it and even animals avoid it." A corner of his mouth raised in a smile. "But, I'll be honest: I chose it mainly because its entrance is triangular."

Bill batted his eyelashes again.

"What a rascal you are, trying to win me over with this flattery!" He patted Thomas on the tip of his nose. "But you didn't answer my question: why are you here?"

A hint of perplexity passed over the dark face of the human. Thomas blinked, then looked around.

"I just told you..."

"No, that explains why you're in Virginia," Bill interrupted him. "But why are you here? Why are you in this hotel?"

"Oooh." Thomas smiled again: a more nervous smile than before. "Well, because it's winter. I had to stop somewhere."

"And doesn't the same apply to Roman and Jeremy?"

Thomas's smile froze and fell, revealing surprise hidden under that persuasive facade.

"Roman and Jer...?"

"I told you I know everything." Bill towered over him. "You didn't come here alone. You were with two other people. And while you stayed in Lynchburg enjoying the warmth and comfort of this place, where are your men, Thomas?"

The human backed up in his chair, his eyes darting quickly from one side of the room to the other, looking for a way out.

"How do you do…?"

"I just told you, Thomas. I know everything." Bill came closer. "Now answer my question: where did Roman and Jeremy go?"

Thomas held his gaze, tense, his hands closed around the armrests. Finally, his shoulders relaxed, his grip loosened, and he lowered his eyes.

"In Richmond," he admitted, "Trading the gold for jewels."

"That's right." Bill crossed his arms, any trace of a smile gone from his tone. "I was clear, Thomas. You just had to protect the gold. Not using it, not reinvesting it."

"I didn't use it for me!" he defended himself, jumping to his feet. "We had extracted four tons of gold. Three went into the crates, but one ton remained outside. We couldn't leave it there in the gorge, so we had to carry it in some way. And we put it in bags. Just sacks, in the back of an open wagon! We were targets in plain sight, one attack by bandits and we would've lost everything! Or worse, what if someone followed us to our hiding place and stole the gold while we weren't there? We couldn't risk that much." Thomas raised his chin proudly, his black eyes shining. "Yes, I exchanged some of the gold for jewels. Yes, I sent Roman and Jeremy to exchange more. But I only did it to protect the treasure. Gold is too heavy, jewelry attracts less attention and can be hidden more easily." He put a hand on his chest. "All I'm doing is for the sake of secrecy. Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

"Too much though," Bill replied sharply. "I won't tell you twice, Thomas. Don't touch the gold. Don't trade it for jewels. Even if you have to travel more, keep the gold as it is."

"Why?" He asked. "The value is the same, only weight changes."

"Wrong," Bill said, untying his crossed arms. "The value of jewels can vary, gold is always stable. It doesn't change like your coins, it doesn't suffer from crisis and sells quickly. Gold is the safer investment." The eye narrowed in a smile. "And then it's yellow, like me. And that's the most important thing."

Thomas smiled with him.

"I apologize," he said, sitting back down. "I won't exchange gold anymore. On the contrary, now every time I see it, I will think of you."

A delighted chuckle from Bill.

"Flatterer."

"I'm just honest," he replied. "Anyway, how did you know about Roman and Jeremy? You didn't come to visit me and I didn't see you around. Were you secretly spying on me?"

"Who do you think you are?" Bill joked, giving him a pat on the forehead. "Do you think you're the only human? I'm a busy guy: I have thousands of other things to do, I certainly don't spend all my time looking only at you."

"And who are you looking at?" Thomas teased him, "Your favorite?"

"Maaaaaaybe."

"Do you spend all your time with him, when you don't come to me?"

"Why are you asking?" Bill replied, "Are you curious?"

"No, I'm jealous," Thomas retorted, with a wink. "There's a lucky gentleman out there, who has all the attention of a wonderful creature. Of course I would like to be in his place."

Bill came closer.

"You really know how to deal with words."

"Not enough," he replied, "Otherwise I would've all your attention."

Another chuckle from Bill.

"You should already consider yourself lucky I'm visiting you."

Thomas put a hand to his chest as if he had been hit by an arrow.

"And here I thought our complicity was worth something more. But you're only interested in that gold." He pretended to wipe a tear from his eye. "When the treasure is hidden, what will become of us? You will forget about me forever?"

"Not at all." Bill grabbed his cheeks and leaned closer until his lashes touched the tip of his nose. "There's a deal between us, Thomas. You will protect the gold and I'll make sure your name will never be forgotten. So we agreed and so it will be."

 


 

Bill had been honest: Thomas Beale was not the only human who took all his time. But neither was his favorite. On the contrary, Quentin Trembley was perfectly capable of working alone his way toward the future presidential elections.

After leaving Thomas Beale's Dreamscape, Bill and Kryptos returned to Europe, among the intellectuals who gathered in secret societies, among the Freemasons who worshiped them and the Illuminati who worked in the shadows, listening to their voices rise against the established order.

"I told you, Kryptos," Bill told him, his eye half closed in a satisfied expression, "None of the human regimes is fixed. Everything changes. Everyone rebels. And new orders are born."

The French Revolution had planted seeds that sprouted all over the world. Humans wanted something new, they demanded freedom and equality, independence from the mainland. The supporters of the regimes, on the other hand, were fighting to restore order and instill the same thought in the masses: do not rebel, do not protest. Just obey.

"It won't work," Bill predicted, as they jumped from one Dreamscape to another. "There's no regime that cannot be destroyed."

And, knowing full well what he'd been able to do in the past, Kryptos couldn't help but agree.

 


 

"Your friends have just arrived, Mr. Beale."

"Great. Is the horse ready?"

"It's waiting for you in the stable, sir. Do you need help with your bags?"

"I can do it." Thomas closed the door of his room behind him and turned to the maid, to give her a broad smile. "Thank you very much, Anitha."

The girl blushed to her ears, lowered her head and, with a small bow, ran away.

Thomas went downstairs, a bag over one shoulder and the other in his hand. The hall was full of patrons, wealthy gentlemen with their wives and adventurers. More than a pair of eyes followed him, mostly languid feminine gazes.

Thomas pointed to the exit, opened the door, and headed for the stable. Roman and Jeremy's horses were there, one at the trough and the other eating hay, while one of the boys groomed it.

"Beale."

The voice came a little further on, in front of one of the boxes.

"Morriss," Thomas greeted him, approaching. His horse was there, shiny and with a full belly: a boy was fumbling around the saddle, fastening two bags with belts.

"I added a couple of beef strips and half a pint more water," Morriss explained. He clicked his tongue, with a smile. "West is much drier than here."

"You didn't have to…"

"It's just a little water and some meat," he minimized. "I also put some on your companions' horses. They're still in," he added immediately, anticipating the question. "I suggest you join them: it's easier to travel when your belly's full."

Thomas squeezed his shoulder with a warm smile.

"Thank you very much, Morriss," he said, "Thank you for everything."

"It's nothing special," he replied, patting him on the hand. "I'm sorry I can't give you more."

"It's too much already." Thomas released his grip and walked over to the horse. He stroked its muzzle and moved to fasten the bag to the saddle.

Morriss sighed.

"It's always sad to see you leave," he said. "Harvey will miss you. All that talk you used to have at the bridge table ... and old Sawyer will be sad too, now that he has no partner to play with. And Gregory loved your stories about the West and Indians."

"We were always two and, in the end, there were at least ten people gathered around the fireplace."

"And I always brought you something to warm you up."

"But only when I stopped talking to catch my breath." Thomas smiled, his voice tinged with nostalgia. "I'll miss those evenings."

"Me too." Morriss clicked his tongue again. "And all other patrons. But, above all, the ladies will miss you."

Thomas burst out laughing.

"Laugh all you want, but you know it's true," Morriss replied, with an amused grin. "All those ladies who came looking for the tall dark stranger, so interesting and exotic, with those incredible stories, with those muscles and that charming smile..."

"Oh, come on!"

"I made up nothing," he swore. "And you didn't spare my maids either: until yesterday they did nothing but fight, just to decide who should bring you breakfast."

"You're too funny, Morriss." Thomas walked over and hugged him. "I'll miss you, my dear friend."

The owner of the hotel responded to the hug.

"Winter always lasts too short."

Thomas raised an arm to the man's head, thus covering the lower part of his face.

"I have to talk to you," he whispered into the other's ear.

Morriss showed no sign of surprise, nor did he reveal any other emotion. He patted Thomas on the shoulder, smiling.

"Come inside," he invited him. "Let's wait for your companions there."

They went back to the hotel together, leaving the stables behind. Thomas preceded him along the corridors, away from the other patrons who filled the hall, to an empty room. Morriss entered first.

"What happened?" He asked, his voice reduced to a worried murmur.

Thomas closed the door and walked over to him.

"Nothing serious," he replied. He smiled, yet his eyes darted from one side of the room to the other and his seductive smile also lingered on his lips, leaving room for a more sincere suspicious expression. "But there are eyes everywhere. And I prefer that only ours see this."

He took the bag he still had on his shoulder, opened it and put his hand inside. Under Morriss' gaze, Thomas pulled out a metal casket, with steel inserts and a padlock to close it.

"Keep it for me." He took Morriss's left hand and placed the casket on it, then took his right and placed it on the lid. "Take care of it: it contains documents of great value and importance."

Morriss looked down at the casket, raised his gaze to Thomas, lowered it and raised it again.

"Are you really sure you want to give it to me?"

"There's no person I trust more in the whole world," he replied. "If there's anyone who can protect it, that's you."

"Why?" He asked. "What's this?"

"I can't tell you anything else. Just promise me that you'll keep it and won't show it to anyone."

Morriss pursed his lips and nodded.

"Okay," he agreed. "I'll keep it safe."

The tense expression disappeared, the frightened eyes relaxed, and even Thomas's entire posture melted.

"Thank you, my friend." His smile was full of relief. "Thank you very much. Now I have to go, but I can never thank you enough."

Morriss made the casket disappear inside the jacket and escorted Thomas out of the room.

From his vantage point, carved into the door jamb, Bill smiled.

"Oh, Thomas," he murmured, with a sugary tone. "How naive."

"What are you going to do?" Kryptos asked, floating next to him. "What's that casket?"

Bill raised a hand and the view moved to another vantage point, opposite the Washington Hotel. Thomas's companions were waiting for him, already on their horses. Thomas greeted the hotel owner with a pat on the shoulder, climbed onto his horse and went away.

"Isn't it obvious?" Bill replied. "He's trying to run away from the deal. Good ol' Thomas decided that, deep down, he doesn't like being just the keeper of the gold. He thinks it's much better to run away with the loot and share it with his men." His laugh was ice. "How enchanting. Don't you find it adorable?"

Kryptos crossed his arms.

"What are you planning to do?" He asked. Thomas Beale and his companions were now gone and the clearing in front of the Washington Hotel was empty. "Do you want to torture him?"

The laughter died away.

"Not really." Bill put his hand on the screen. "I have something else in mind, for him."

"Oh no." Kryptos put a hand to his eye. "Don't tell me you'll forgive him, just because you like his compliments."

"Hey, what's all this distrust?" Bill turned around, blinking. "Have I ever made the wrong choice?"

"Bill..."

Bill threw a friendly fist against his arm.

"I already know what to do," he replied. "It'll take me some time."

"Oh."

"And I won't be able to take you with me."

"Why?"

"Because you have another job to do." Bill put his arm around his shoulders. "You've seen how many revolutions are breaking out in the world: someone has to inspire the brightest minds to fight for the cause. We can't stop revolution from spreading, just because of one single tiny man."

Kryptos blinked.

"What if I make some mess?"

"You're good, you won't make any mess." Bill patted him on the shape. "Just give orders and make sure they obey. That's all."

"Well." Kryptos shrugged. "Then I think I can do it."

"This is the spirit." Bill winked. "When I'm done with him, I'll come helping you and we'll go have fun together somewhere else."

But first, time for one last chat with dear Thomas.

 


 

"Hi, Thomas."

Thomas Beale turned and met his gaze. His lips tensed, the corners curled into what was meant to be a seductive smile - the usual smile he had given him, every time they met. The smile that was a prelude to compliments, to a relaxed atmosphere, to laughter between friends and complicity.

The corners trembled and the smile collapsed, the seductive mask disappeared to give way to a more honest suspicious expression.

Bill narrowed his eye and laughed. It was a sharp laugh.

"You're too smart for your own good," he said, "I guess I won't get my compliments today, will you? And you won't play dumb when I'll ask you what you gave Morriss."

Thomas took a step back.

"You saw me."

"Yes." Bill floated around him, in a circle, forcing Thomas to turn around, to not lose eye contact. "You know, there aren't many humans who, as soon as they see me, are immediately ready to befriend me. But you were." His eye narrowed. "Because you understood. One look was enough for you to understand that the best thing to do was to keep me on my good side."

Thomas did not answer. He kept looking at him, his dark eyes following Bill's every movement.

"You also tried to gather information about me, to understand how great my influence was on your world. You tried to keep me good, accepting a deal you refused from the start." Bill leaned over. "But you know what, Thomas? You can't escape a deal. When you shake hands, the deal is sealed forever, and whether you like it or not, you must respect your end of the bargain, just as I will respect mine. You cannot change the deal, nor cancel it just because you changed your mind." He reached out and grabbed Thomas by the neck. "This is why you always think twice, before making one. Because every deal is binding."

Thomas stumbled backward: in his fall, he grabbed Bill by the side and pushed him toward the ground. Bill broke into a myriad of golden splinters, his laughter filled the space of the Dreamscape.

"HOW NAIVE YOU ARE," he thundered. "DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN KILL ME?"

Thomas got to his feet, one hand protecting his neck. From his jacket, he pulled out a knife, which he held out in front of him.

Bill's laughter exploded, even more thunderous. How cute could he be, to think Bill could be killed like this? As if he were just a human, as if a blade or a gun or whatever could hurt him!

"You tried to cheat me, Thomas." Bill reappeared behind him and Thomas ran away, the knife still raised to protect himself, one hand still around his neck. "You thought I was far away, too busy with other things, to pay attention to you. And, since there were no other people or eyes in that room, you thought your little exchange of information with Morriss would remain secret."

His shape grew larger, more arms sprouted from his perimeter, hands sank into the marble floor and shattered it.

"DID YOU THINK YOU'D GET AWAY WITH IT, AFTER TRYING TO TRICK ME?"

Thomas backed up against the wall and ran for the exit. Bill cracked the floor, fragments of marble snapped and tilted, a slide leading straight to his eye. Thomas clung to the corners, trudged to the door, one hand outstretched towards the exit, the knife lost who knows where, the screams lost in his throat. Bill reached him and Thomas curled up against the door, raised a hand to protect himself, eyes closed, ready for the impact.

Bill raised an arm, the hand turned into a claw, which passed through Thomas's arm and touched his chest. Thomas opened his mouth in a scream… and stopped. He looked down at the claw, then looked up at Bill.

"That..." his voice was hoarse. "That's all?"

Bill grabbed Thomas with one hand and threw him across the room: the human flew for a good distance, only to freeze in mid-air and fall back onto the fragmented remains of the floor. Bill ran towards him, breaking other tiles and walls, shattering everything around him.

Thomas got to his feet and waited for him. He held out a hand in front of him and Bill was pushed back, as if by a formidable wind.

NO!

More arms sprang up, black began to ooze from the walls, toothed mouths opened in the destroyed floor, the dream setting turning into a nightmare of fear and blood. Thomas looked at them with wide eyes: his arm shook and the wind became less powerful, enough for Bill to move forward.

"YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME, THOMAS." His voice was dark and black. "I AM ALL YOUR NIGHTMARES."

Thomas was losing control of the dream again. Oh, the cute little human minds, so brilliant and so easy to bend to fear. A couple of nightmares were enough: the dreamer lost control of their own dream and Bill could maneuver it as he pleased.

And, oh, he wanted to have so much fun with Thomas's dream.

Bill moved forward again, more determined, overwhelming everything in his path. Thomas stepped back, one arm still raised, the other still wounded. His eyes were wide and scared, but he was not running away yet. He still was not completely out of control.

Better. It would have been way funnier to break his resistance little by little. Just as, little by little, he would break all his BONES.

Bill came within three feet of him and his claws scratched against an invisible wall, with a screech that made Thomas grit his teeth. The raised arm trembled, the hand dropped, and he was forced to retreat to reestablish distance. Bill laughed, a laugh that seemed to come from the walls on which huge yellow eyes opened, from the mouths that covered the floor, from the ceiling from which dripped black and thick blood.

The invisible wall shattered and Bill continued to move forward, inexorably, his shape that was still changing, revealing more mouths, more teeth, the warm yellow that gave way to pulsating red. Thomas stared at him wide-eyed, trembling, less steady, increasingly scared.

Good.

With a snap, Bill was on top of him again, mouths wide open to devour him. Thomas escaped just in time and Bill's teeth closed around one hand, chopping it off.

Thomas fell to the ground and screamed, holding the stump. He rose to one knee again, screaming, his eyes raised to Bill, the scream dying in a wheezing breath.

What?

"There's a limit." He was shivering, his voice was hoarse, but he was still lucid. "Your power is limited to this place."

WHAT?!

Bill raised his hand again, ready to grab Thomas and squeeze him. His fingers slammed into an invisible obstacle, harder than steel, impossible to scratch. The blood retreated from the ceiling, the black moved up the walls and disappeared into the cracks.

"NO!" Bill yelled. His hand crashed to the ground, his nails sank into the floor, deep cracks opened in the marble.

Thomas got to his feet. He lifted his injured arm and the cracks closed, the mouths disappeared and the floor was intact. The wound in his arm closed and a new hand was born from the stump.

NONONO!

With a roar, Bill broke the walls and pushed them towards each other, to crush Thomas in the middle: Thomas stopped them and, with a wave of his hand, they returned to their place, the plaster lifted to cover them, the pictures hung up in place.

Bill smashed the floor again, giant eyes popped out of the cracks. Thomas waved a hand and the nightmarish eyes re-entered the cracks. He was no longer frightened, no longer shivering, no longer recoiling: he had regained perfect control of his dream.

It's becoming a lucid dream.

DAMN YOU!

Bill threw himself with all his weight against the wall that separated him from Thomas, his mouths wide open to show the black abyss.

Thomas smoothed the flaps of his jacket, brushed the dust off his shoulders and, with a gesture, made the blood disappear from his sleeves.

Then, he looked up at Bill and gave him a large, satisfied grin.

"You know what," he said, looking at him from below. "I think I'll keep the gold for myself."

And, without further ado, he turned his back to him and woke up from the dream.

 


 

It was not possible.

It couldn't be.

He had won. He had all the threads of Thomas Beale's dream in his hands and he was bending it to his liking. Thomas had been clouded with fear, reason obliterated by the terrors Bill had evoked.

A human could not regain control of the dream when there was a nightmare. They could only endure what Bill's most experienced hands had chosen for them, experiencing the horrors without being able to do anything. When Bill took over, there was no human mind capable of stopping him, there was no will strong enough to wrestle command away from him.

Suspended in the dream plane, floating among the blurred islands, Bill stared straight ahead, anger and amazement mixing in his shape, stunned by the unexpected turn of events.

He had met many humans capable of lucid dreams and Thomas was not among them. Lucid dreamers could modify their dreams, gain powers, create fantastic things. In some cases, Bill himself had taught them how.

But the dream always had to be pleasant, relaxed, peaceful. If it slipped into a nightmare, the dreamer would lose control and become a victim of their own mind - sometimes, even when he was awake.

Bill had been in control. He always was. Beale's dream bent to his every request, modeled around his will. And that's how it was supposed to be: he was the lord of the mind, the ruler of the dream world, the master of the nightmare. No one could escape or oppose him.

Instead, not only had Thomas Beale resisted, but he had managed to regain control of his own dream. And not during a peaceful dream, but in the middle of a nightmare. When fear should have kept him from thinking. And, at first, it had been: he had fled in front of Bill, he had curled up, he had trembled.

But then, something clicked in his mind. Thomas had regained control, the fear had slipped away from him. His eyes were bright, focused, present. And the dream itself had changed, fully turning into a lucid dream.

He had snatched the reins from Bill, in his moment of maximum control, and had even managed to throw him out of the dream. He, a mere human, had managed to stop Bill from terrifying him again.

Laughter rose from the center of his shape and exploded, echoing throughout the dream world, swaying the islands around him.

Oh, how wonderful! Maybe now Thomas thought he was smarter than him, that he had outsmarted him! The clever Thomas Beale, the man capable of deceiving a god! The first creature in the Multiverse to escape a deal with Bill Cipher! The one who had defeated the best trader ever! He had discovered that Bill could only harm him on the dream plane, so he was safe! He had been so clever, so cunning, so brave! Long live Thomas Beale!

Humans were

REALLY

TOO MUCH

NAIVE.

 


 

When Roman opened his eyes, his house was burning.

His wife Liza was at the second-floor window calling him screaming, her voice broken with panic. In her arms, she held Tim, who was crying.

"Roman! Roman!"

"Daddy!"

Roman dropped the wood he was carrying and ran towards the house, towards the front door so far away. The flames were now coming out of all the windows and also shone behind Liza and Tim, who were calling out to him.

"Daddy!"

"Roman, help us!"

"I'm coming!" He screamed. He had a bundle of wood on his shoulder: he threw it to the ground and managed to run faster, gaining a few more meters toward the unreachable door.

When he was ten meters from the door, Roman slammed into a wall. He ran his hands over it: it was a transparent and invisible wall, harder than stone. He looked for a breach but found nothing. He ran in one direction and then the other, looking for an end to be able to get around that obstacle: he found nothing but the same wall.

"Roman!" Liza yelled, hugging Tim tightly against her chest. Her voice was a desperate scream, a prayer that tightened his heart and pulled him forward, towards the door, towards the house, towards his loved one, who was calling him and was so close and so unreachable…!

"Coming!" Roman shouted, "I'm coming!"

He banged his fists against the wall, threw himself at it with all his weight, tried to push it. The wall did not move an inch, nor did it show any sign of being scratched.

Roman screamed with his wife, bent down to look for a stone and banged it against the invisible obstacle, over and over again, without getting even a splinter. Little Tim stretched out his arms to him, his eyes brimming with tears.

"Daddy!"

"I'm here!" Roman also started to cry, beating his fists against the wall with all his strength, so hard that he felt real physical pain. "I'm coming! Hold on, I'm coming!"

Liza was screaming and her screams were desperate and incoherent, the screams of a person who is about to be burned alive. Tim was sobbing, calling his dad on repeat.

"Coming!" Roman wept. His knuckles were bleeding, but he did not even notice and kept beating them against the wall. "I'm here!"

A hand rested on his shoulder and made him turn around. Roman turned and, through tears, saw a golden figure looking at him, one hand outstretched.

"Lend me your body and I will save your family."

Roman grabbed his hand.

"Save them!" He sobbed. "Save them!"

The golden figure pulled his arm and Roman felt himself split: a part of him lifted and flowed out, breaking away from every fold of his skin, from his clothes, from his parted lips. The grip around his hand disappeared, he found his palms empty and raised them in front of his face: they had become transparent, like white smoke.

Roman turned and, strangely, saw himself. It was him, with his hair, his clothes, his face. Only the eyes were different.

The other himself raised a hand and snapped his fingers. The fire in the mansion disappeared, Liza and Tim stopped screaming.

"Done," the other self said. "They're safe."

And he opened his eyes again under a starry sky.

 


 

"Are you up already? Go back to sleep, it's not your guard shift yet."

Bill narrowed his eyes: Jeremy was on the other side of the fire and was looking at him with a half smile, rubbing a hand on his face. In his hand, he held a cup, from which rose a thin smoke.

He looked down at the ball of clothing Roman had used as a pillow and reached under it. Jeremy sat back to his right, blowing on the cup.

From the pile of clothes, Bill pulled a gun and pointed it at him. Jeremy looked at him from head to toe, with a puzzled half-smile.

"Hey man, what are you...?"

The roar of the shot sent all the birds flying and some animals fled through the trees. A figure, sitting at the edge of the clearing, stood up and ran towards them, black in the night.

Only when it came close to the fire, more details emerged: long black hair, brown skin, dark eyes.

"What happened... OH MY GOD, JEREMY!" Thomas crouched next to Jeremy, listened to his breathing, felt his pulse. The man's hand dropped and Thomas turned to Bill.

"Roman." His voice trembled with anger. "Are you MAD? Do you realize WHAT YOU DID?"

Bill got to his feet, his hand still tight around the gun, his eyes on Beale's. Thomas stared at him, anger flaring in his eyes, more violent than the fire that burned between them.

He moved closer to the flames and the anger in Thomas' eyes faded. He must have noticed his eyes, because a new understanding lit his face: the pupils became larger, his lips trembled, silent words came out of his mouth.

Bill skirted the flames and reached him. For the first time, Thomas' handsome face was full of fear, so white that fire drew splendid red blades on it, like blood-filled tears. Bill crouched beside him, put a hand on his cheek and smiled, pressing the gun against his chest.

"I told you to not play games with me, Thomas," he said, in his sweetest tone. "No one can escape a deal."

 


 

Once he had shot the 30th man, Bill threw the gun into the pit and stretched.

"Stop," Roman sobbed. Since Bill had taken possession of his body, he hadn't stopped crying once. He sobbed as Bill buried Jeremy and Thomas, he whimpered all the way to the gorge, and he did not stop when Bill found all his companions, one at a time, and then tossed them into the pit.

"You stop it," Bill replied, waving a hand at him. "You're boring."

"Enough." Roman tried to grab his wrists. "Enough, please. Please."

"Do you want me to stop? Then make me stop," Bill challenged him. He turned towards him. "Stop me. If you don't do it, I'll take control of your body again and kill other people."

He slipped out of Roman's body, grabbed his incorporeal form and pushed him back into that stupid meatbag.

Roman blinked, looked around, grabbed his arms: his gaze fell on the pit full of corpses and he started to cry again, heavy tears running down his cheeks. He looked around, fear clear in his eyes, looking for Bill without really seeing him. Yet he knew he was there. He knew he was not gone. He knew it would take so little for him to take control once again.

There was still a gun on the ground. Roman put the barrel in his mouth, turned his back to the pit and shot.

The recoil of his shot was enough to push him back on top of the pit, along with his companions.

 

Notes:

And with this, Thomas Beale comes out of the picture. And determining the timeline has been a real pain, trust me, because there are a lot of different versions of how the events went.

According to the story, Thomas Beale and his companions found this amazing treasure on April 1817. For 18 months they kept digging, extracting a huge amount of gold. Part of that gold was then traded with jewels. (the characters of Roman and Jeremy are invented by me, by the way)
In 1820 Beale went to Lynchburg and stayed at Washington Hotel, where he met Morriss for the first time and the two became friends. In the meantime, he probably also found the secret place in which he hid the treasure. (By the way, for the place I was inspired by this website (http://bealesolved.tripod.com/) in which someone says they found the place where Beale hid the treasure. It’s 100% fake, but on the main page there’s the photo of a cave and, guess what? The entrance is triangular. It was too perfect to not use it)
So Thomas Beale kept moving from the gorge to Lynchburg for years, staying for the winter, probably hiding the treasure in his secret place. And then, when summer came back, he came back to the secret gorge to take more gold and hide it.

The last time Thomas Beale came back to Lynchburg was in April 1822: before leaving, he gave a silver casket to Morriss, asking him to keep that safe until his return. Then he disappeared forever.

So... what’s inside that casket? Morriss waited 23 years, before opening it. And you know what conveniently happened in between those years? Quentin Trembley’s mandate (1837-1841). Perfectly in time.

We’ll meet again next week, when we’ll see the final part of Thomas Beale’s story, what’s inside the silver casket and Bill’s final contribution.

Because no matter what, “never do your banking with a man named Thomas J. Beale”.

Chapter 50: ACT VI - Fifty

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 50

 

"Quentin?"

Quentin Trembley was crouched behind the presidential desk. Upon hearing his name, he looked out and motioned for Bill to come closer.

Bill went to the other side of the desk and crouched under the table with him.

"They want me to resign," Quentin explained. He was neither scared nor sad: he had the dry tone of a simple observation. "They say I'm crazy, but clearly they're not thinking straight: in fact, they are still wearing pants." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "And yet I had approved the De-pants-ipation two months ago..."

"What?!" Bill yelled. "They want you out?! But if you've been in charge for just two years!"

"I know, it's absurd," Quentin agreed, "But it doesn't matter."

"No, it does matter!" Bill replied. "I won't have you dismissed! I'll take you where the gold is, so you can take it and carry out all the projects that..."

"It doesn't matter," Quentin repeated. "You know, I've changed my mind about a lot of those projects. I'm no longer the same naive dreamer I was twenty years ago: I've studied a lot and now I know many of those ideas were impossible. Like the tunnel to drown the man-eating spiders in the sea." He shook his head. "What a stupid idea! Man-eating spiders know how to swim! Throwing them into the sea would've only helped them attack us from the east." He rolled his eyes. "I was so young."

"Okay, fine, you won't make the tunnel," Bill agreed, "But what about all other ideas?"

"I already did several," Quentin replied cheerfully. "I declared war on pancakes, got the De-pants-ipation approved, and even managed to print the minus twelve dollar bill I promised you. But I also did a lot of other things I haven't planned: do you know I appointed six babies members of the Supreme Court?"

"Six babies?"

"They're very mature for their age," Quentin explained. "One also had a mustache. Beautiful cardboard mustache, very thick. Then I also elected a hammerhead shark Secretary of Defense. Quick reminder, in case you need it: never arm wrestle a hammerhead shark. They're stronger than it seems."

"What about all your other ideas?" Bill spread his arms. "The plan to change the lives of your people, one decree at a time? The waffle lake and the salamander fountain? Hiring a sword-spitting fire-eater as your secretary?"

"It doesn't matter," Quentin repeated. "I'll never make them during this time, it's fine."

"No that's not!" Bill let out a frustrated growl. "Don't start with the story that you're not afraid of dying and that those who come after you will learn from what you left them, because - guess what? - That's not true! After you will come thousands and thousands of useless humans, who will spend centuries complaining about the rules they themselves have created, will live trivial lives that they themselves have wanted and, if they see me in their dreams, they'll think I'm just a figment of their imagination!" He pointed a finger at Quentin. "It will be centuries before another like you is born and it's not even sure it'll happen! So, Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III Esquire, don't you dare give up your ideas, or I'll force you to realize them!"

"I never said I don't want to realize my ideas," Quentin replied calmly. "Only that this isn't the right time. My main goal is to find a quiet place, where I can spend my last years in peace."

"UUUURGH!" Bill grabbed his hat, frustrated. "What is wrong with you, you geniuses? Now you start talking like him too! Stop accepting death like this! You could do great things, with another fifty years of life! I didn't do everything to protect that gold, only for you to be okay with dying and leaving all your plans to who will come after you!"

"Not at all." Quentin snorted. "Presidents before me were idiots, so you can imagine how little I trust those who will come after. I know very well that I'm the only one who can realize my projects."

"And are you still okay with spending your last years isolated, in a quiet place, waiting for death?!"

Oh no, I'm not waiting for death," Quentin corrected him. "Are you kidding? I have no intention of dying!"

Bill released his hold on the hat, his eye wide with surprise.

"FINALLY!" He exclaimed, throwing his arms up. "A genius who cares about his life! So, have you already found a way to live forever?"

"I'm doing a lot of experiments," Quentin explained, resting both elbows on his knees. "Since the world isn't ready for my ideas, I want to sleep for centuries and wake up only when the time's right. So I need a material that can protect me for centuries, without making me die: something flexible enough to keep me alive, comfortable enough to let me sleep peacefully and strong enough to last hundreds of years. Or until an intelligent human can find me." Quentin stroked his chin again. "I could put a series of clues, to reach the secret place where I will sleep. So only a truly brilliant person can find me."

"Which secret place?"

"I don't know yet," he admitted. "But I'm looking for it and I know I will find it. It's not good here: too much confusion, people coming to talk to me and nobody respects my rules! That's why I need a quiet place: a city of simple people, where I can do my experiments in peace, without being disturbed."

Bill looked at him from below, looked at his eyes already focused on the future, his hands that had never reached out to beg for gifts or attention. Quentin had always been independent, always focused on his goals, finding a solution to his problems on his own, instead of clinging to Bill's leg and whining for his help. He had accepted his gifts, but without selling himself for them. He had welcomed his attention, but never asked for more.

Bill had waited for years for an independent creature to be born again, strange, interesting, not a slave nor a parasite, not just a human but something more. A new step in the evolution of that young, fast species. A being who was different, who was more like a friend, who could compare himself with Bill.

"I'm preparing generations of scholars to have proper conversations with you."

It had taken 322 years, but Leonardo had finally made it.

"Quentin," Bill said to him, "Do you already know where to go, when you'll resign?"

"Somewhere to the west," he said. "There are Indians and beavers there. Several beavers. I will make alliances, in preparation for my future return."

"Do it," Bill urged, "Go west. Cross the plain and pass through the mountains, straight ahead. After months of riding, before reaching the west coast, you'll find a valley surrounded by mountains. It will be the right place and you'll understand it when you get there."

Quentin considered his words seriously, stroking his chin.

"Okay," he said finally.

Bill held out a hand. For the first time, not to make a deal or to be venerated.

"It was nice meeting you, Quentin."

The President shook his hand.

"Thank you for all your help," he replied. "Maybe we will meet again in the future."

"Maybe."

There was nothing more to say. Bill exited the dream, greeting Quentin as a friend, and left him to create his own destiny.

 


 

James Ward was a simple human with simple desires: hide his affair with Ms. McCallan, put food on the table, and make sure his tenants were always happy.

Pleasing such humans was all too easy. But, on the other hand, not even the best trader in the Multiverse was giving up on a deal already served.

 


 

"James, my old friend." Robert lifted a hand from the blankets and motioned him to come closer. "I've been waiting for you."

Bill closed the door and walked over to Robert Morriss' mantelpiece. His wife Sarah was kneeling in front of the bed, her husband's right hand gripped in hers. She was crying silently, without taking her eyes off him, too busy stroking his hand to pay attention to anything else.

Bill pulled a chair close to the bed and sat down, close enough to rest his hands on the blanket. Robert smiled at him: a weak and sick smile, uncertain as his breathing, his complexion and the heart that was running out of beats.

Robert turned to his wife.

"Sarah," he asked, in that weak voice, "Leave us alone for a while, please."

The woman got up slowly, slower than necessary, one hand still wrapped around her husband's, as if that was the only thing holding him. She nodded, gave him a shy smile and kissed his hand. Then took a step away, then another, her husband's hand still between hers, until the fingers slipped out of her grip and the only choice was to go out, closing the door behind her.

Once alone, Robert propped himself up on the bed with all his strength and managed to pull himself up just enough to lean against the headboard.

"James," he said, "I have to ask you one last favor."

"Anything you want," Bill replied.

The innkeeper turned his head towards the desk: he raised a trembling arm, which fell back shortly after.

"The casket," he said. "The steel one."

Bill stood up, walked over to the table and took the casket. He carried it to the bed and held it out to Robert: he cradled the small box in his hands, looking at it with a smile full of affection.

"It was given to me forty years ago," his voice trembled, his eyes shone with tears. "From a dear, old friend. I had to keep it safe and so I did, waiting for his return."

The smile faded away, the eyes even more wet, permeating themselves with the smell of blue.

"I waited twenty-three years to see him again. I hoped to hear from him overnight, but he never came back." Robert sniffed. "So I opened the box and... and I found an incredible story inside. The story of my friend and his last wish."

Robert tightened his grip on the casket, two tears rolled down his eyes.

"I've tried for years to understand. Almost twenty years of trying and I haven't made it. Despite all my efforts, I... and now... now..."

His voice broke, tears overwhelmed him and Robert brought a hand to cover his mouth, holding back the sobs. Bill waited patiently.

He had waited for years, he could wait a little longer.

"I promised to never tell anyone about it," Robert spoke up again, "But I can't leave his last wishes unfulfilled. I trust you, James, as well as myself. You're a dear friend and I know you can find the solution to this mystery."

Robert Morriss handed him the casket.

"Here are the last wishes of a man and his group of companions," he said. "So many lives depend on what's inside. Promise me you'll fulfill their requests, James. Promise you'll do everything possible to make their wish come true." He took his hand and squeezed it, with the little strength left. "Promise me you'll succeed, where I've failed."

Bill put his free hand on that of the dying human.

"I'll do everything possible," he promised.

At those words, Robert Morriss relaxed. He handed him the casket and Bill took it with his free hand, his fingers stroking the shiny metal inlays. Robert smiled.

"I know I can trust you, my friend," his tone overflowed with relief. He gave him a little squeeze again. "Take care of Sarah, please."

Bill nodded.

"I'll take care of her."

Robert let go of his hand and, with difficulty, laid out again. Once his head was back on the pillow, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath. His chest rose and fell, beneath the blanket.

"Thanks for everything," he murmured. "Thank you for letting this old man die in peace."

"You have nothing more to worry about," Bill said, standing up, the box tightened between the fingers of his right hand. "I'll bring your wife back."

"Yes, thank you."

Bill turned his back to him and went to open the door: Sarah ran out from the room opposite and rushed back to her husband's bed, filling him with soft questions.

Bill walked out of the Morriss' apartment, without looking back, the steel casket in his fingers. He brought it to his chest and rested his other hand on it, his head down to hide the smile that was curling his lips.

Checkmate, Thomas.

 


 

The casket was made of simple metal, the edges reinforced with steel inserts. Flowers were engraved on the lid, enclosed within an oval. Small scratches dotted the sides and the edges were blunt. The lock that once kept the box closed was gone, destroyed by its previous owner after 23 years of waiting.

 Bill lifted the lid.

The inside was as simple as the outside: a red fabric covered the base and the lid, soft under the fingers and with its typical sweet taste. Some sheets of paper with blackened edges were resting on the fabric, folded in fours.

Bill relaxed against the back of his chair and pulled out the top sheet. Once unfolded, he was confronted with the words of a man who had died forty years earlier. A man with a charming smile and a shrewd mind.

This note tells our story, my dear Robert. The story of how a simple bison chase led me and my companions to the most incredible treasure ever."

 


 

“Another eighteen months had passed, during which we had extracted another three tons of gold. And it was then, at the beginning of the year 1821, that my companions and I discussed the future of the treasure.

It was our discovery and the gold already mined was safe: we just had to finish digging, get to the hiding place and we would divide it equally between us. But my companions had other fears. A new winter was approaching, yet another since we had begun our excavation, and Indian attacks were a daily occurrence. What if something happened to them? Anything could happen in the wild. And, if they died suddenly, their share of the treasure could never reach their families.

It was then that they chose me for the most important task of my life: to find a trusted person to whom to reveal the truth, who would undertake to carry out our last wishes, in case of sudden death.

I already had one person in mind: a good-hearted, honest, and respectable man, whom I had met the previous winter.

That man is you, Robert."

"Oh, Thomas." Bill held out the paper in front of him, looking at it with affection. "Liar from beginning to end. You already had your own plan." The smile widened. "Big mistake, my friend!"

“I talked about you to my companions and they too recognized your qualities. This is the reason for my second stay in Lynchburg: I had to be sure you were the right choice and, if so, entrust you with our last wishes, along with our story and all relevant information.

And so I did: in this box, you will find three sheets, which contain the description of the treasure, the coordinates of its hiding place and the list of families between which you will have to divide it. The information is not in plain sight, but I have encrypted it, to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands or for other eyes to reach the treasure before you. I have entrusted the key to their decryption to a friend and it will reach you soon, through a letter. When you'll have it, you will also have the key to understanding everything, finding the treasure and fulfilling our last wish."

Bill laughed, clutching the letter to his chest.

"So much effort, just to not let me win!" He said. "Other eyes to reach the treasure before you": like mine, Thomas?" He lifted the letter again, stroking the handwriting with his thumbs. "Thomas, Thomas. Too bad you weren't the right human. You were smart, sure, but you underestimated me." His smile widened. "If you were smarter, you would've realized sooner that you shouldn't try to deceive me."

“I know you won't let us down, Robert. You are a man of honor and the most sincere friend I have ever met. For this reason, unanimously with my companions, we have decided that, when you will find the gold, it should not be divided into thirty-one parts, but into thirty-two: the thirty-second is for you, our adventure companion.

Thanks for everything you will do for us.

Forever faithful,

Thomas J. Beale"

 


 

The three cipher sheets weren't as Bill had imagined them. He thought Thomas would anagram the letters or use a simple substitution cipher. Instead what he faced were numbers: a list of numbers, from one to 1322, arranged in random order, with some digits repeating more often than others. There was a pattern, but it was not understandable.

Not for a human, at least.

Bill laughed, taking the Declaration of Independence from the library shelf. Robert Morriss had the key to his study all along, and he wasted twenty-three years looking for it everywhere.

"He must have been a reliable person, Thomas," Bill commented, sweeping all of Robert's failed attempts off his desk, "But he certainly wasn't a clever one. Not like you, at least, my dear scammer."

Each word was associated with a number, from one to 1322, which was then put on paper. All he had to do was to swap each number with the corresponding word and voila.

"A very simple cipher," Bill admitted, the pen running across the paper, "But I appreciate the effort. Besides, you didn't even have a real reason to use a cipher. You could have told Morriss everything out loud." He brought a hand to his lips, holding back a chuckle. "A Cipher. Someone couldn't help but think of me, right, Thomas? Flattering until the end, even in deception."

" I have deposited in the county of Bedford, about four miles from Buford's, in an excavation or vault, six feet below the surface of the ground, the following articles, belonging jointly to the parties whose names are given in number three... "

 


 

When he finished deciphering the third sheet, Bill put down his pen.

Two more books had been added to the desk, in addition to the Declaration of Independence. Thomas had done things right, using three different keys, one for each document.

"You know, even if he was your executor, you took a lot of precautions with Morriss," Bill said out loud, tapping his fingers on the table. "Apparently, you didn't trust him that much. Or maybe it was another attempt to sweeten my anger, when I would've discovered your double-crossed me?" He chuckled. "First the cipher, then three keys. You really know how to win the sympathy of your lord."

He stood up, spinning around the room. From afar came shouts for help, followed by firm knocks on the door. Bill stopped spinning and turned to the ajar door, snorting. The knocks were coming from the room of Robert Morriss' wife, no doubt. But what did she have to complain about, again? He had given her a room, a desk, a window and a bathroom. She had asked for clean clothes and he had provided them. He had even remembered humans need to eat and had brought her food. She was good! Bill had done too much even, considering that he and Robert had not shaken hands and therefore he did not have to take care of his wife. But he had done it anyway and that ungrateful woman kept calling for help and complaining! How boring!

Bill went back to the desk and took the three cipher sheets. Humans were, for the most part, boring creatures. They could do great things, but forced themselves to be slaves of their routine, of their humble needs, of the social rules they had imposed on themselves.

Thomas had been fun. He had tried to deceive him and had even dared to challenge him on a dream level. He had even tried to break a deal, the most unacceptable thing of all! But it had been fun to unmask him, find him, make him pay for it and then wait for Robert Morriss to open the casket, reach him when his life was ending, befriend James Ward, take his physical body, get the casket, and crack the code left by Thomas. It had been an interesting game. He had enjoyed it.

And now, with the decrypted papers in his hands, the game was over. He knew where the treasure was, he knew about the families who were destined to have it - at least, according to Thomas' will. He could go to the hiding place, take the gold...

But then, what would Bill do with the gold? He didn't need it. He couldn't even use it to build a portal. It was useless to him.

But humans loved gold. They pursued wealth, seeking happiness and a better life. Gold could give both. Such a colossal treasure could change lives. What human would have given up such an extraordinary treasure? It was an awesome bargain.

Yet, at the same time, no human deserved the treasure served up on a silver plate. The only human who deserved it did not want it anymore and chose to find a way to reach the future instead.

The future.

Bill turned to the fireplace and walked over, watching the flickering flames. Thomas's story seemed almost like a fairy tale, a fantastic adventure of discovery with a treasure at the end of the journey. Thomas did everything to make the search as difficult as possible, using multiple cipher keys - carefully placed obstacles so as not to reach the treasure too quickly.

Bill held up the first sheet in front of him. Why should he let that game end? He didn't need gold, but humans did. And, if humans really wanted to find the treasure, they would have to follow Thomas' rules and play too.

He burst out laughing, delighted.

"Okay, Thomas!" He exclaimed, dropping the deciphering of the first sheet into the fire. "You don't want to give me the gold? I won't take it! But even the families of your beloved companions won't have it!" He added, throwing the transcription of the third sheet into the flames.

His hand closed around the second sheet and lifted it, ready to throw that into the fire too… and then stopped.

Humans needed a clue. Despite having had one of the deciphering keys in his studio for years, Robert Morriss had never recognized it as such. In his note, Thomas did not explain how to crack the code - perhaps because the help he wrote about never came. And a mere human, however intelligent, could have never guessed how the code worked: not without a clue.

Bill returned the paper to the desk and pulled the chair to sit back. He would put everything down on paper, explaining how he came to the solution of the second sheet: from there, the humans would keep going, looking for the right keys to continue his game.

No, not yours. Thomas' game.

His arm froze, the pen a breath away from the page. Oooh no. He had no reason to give Thomas so much fame! Not after everything he had done, not after deceiving and challenging him!

"Let's make a deal. You will protect the gold and hide it, never trying to touch it or keep it for yourself and your friends. In return, your name will never be forgotten."

The blue fire, Thomas Beale's determined gaze, their hands clasping.

His right arm stiffened even more. Bill grabbed it with his left hand, put all his weight on it, pushed the pen towards the paper: the arm shook in the effort to oppose him, the white knuckles frantically clutching the pen.

“Remember, Lelx: a deal made up of words alone is worth little. But once you shake hands, then you're bound to respect the agreement until the end."

But the deal was off! He had no more reason to fulfill his part of the bargain! Thomas had never respected it, from the beginning, and had done everything to keep the gold for himself and his companions!

But he never succeeded. I stopped him and Thomas never kept the gold.

Bill narrowed his eyes. The blue fire, his outstretched hand, Thomas Beale's eyes, the proud line of his lips. The golden thread in his arm stretched, the sign of the deal that kept him from breaking it.

Despite not wanting to, Thomas had kept his part of the bargain. And, even if he didn't want to, Bill should do the same.

He opened his eyes and looked at the blank sheet. He let go of his right arm and it slowly settled down on the paper, the pen moved to write the first letters.

"Oh, Thomas," he murmured through clenched teeth. "If you only knew how much I hate you."

 


 

"The Beale Papers."

"Doing business with you was awful," Bill commented, looking at the finished pamphlet. "You were the worst I've ever bargained with - and I bargained with half the Multiverse, so you can imagine. You've been a real pain, you tried to seduce me with compliments, challenged me, lied and disrespected me, all while building a plan behind my back. Not to mention that you tried to break a deal."

He took a deep sigh.

"But a deal is a deal and I can't break it either, as much as I would like to," he continued. "You didn't take the gold and I will make sure your name is never forgotten." He threw the pen on the desk. "I hope that's enough for you, Thomas. Your name will be associated with one of the greatest mysteries ever. They will talk about you for centuries. Even if you don't deserve it."

Bill stood up, pamphlet in hand, ready to go to print. His lips curled into a smile.

"Never do your banking with a man named Thomas J. Beale."

 


 

Eventually, Sarah Morriss stopped beating her fists and complaining. When Bill opened the door, he found her lying on the floor, gray and cold, in a room that smelled of death.

Uh, maybe he forgot to bring her more food.

He turned away and went downstairs. Smoke was already rising from the cellar: the torches he had thrown on the straw must have started to consume the wood. It was a matter of hours and the house would become a hellfire.

Bill picked up a burning branch from the fireplace and left it on the desk. The fire spread on the paper sheets, the flames embraced the words, burned the three keys to decipher Thomas Beale's messages. Soon there was nothing left of the paper but ash and gray smoke.

Bill left the study and headed between the rooms, opening every door to let the flames flow better. It would burn everything, down to the last plank of wood, until there was no longer a shred of Sarah Morriss or of the body James Ward lent him.

From his pocket, Bill pulled out the latest copy of The Beale Papers, the pamphlet he had written in the last few days. It had already been entrusted to a printer who, in the next few years, would print it in several copies. From there, Thomas Beale's story would have survived for centuries.

Bill looked at the pamphlet, lips tightened. Perhaps, if he had had his decadimensional vision intact, he would have found the Dimension in which Thomas would not have tried to deceive him. In one of those possibilities, Thomas might have been a genius, destined for great things. And Bill would have been his beloved Muse, who would have helped him achieve a lifetime of success.

"You would've been a very good merchant," he commented. "Too bad, Thomas."

The pamphlet fell to the ground and Bill left it there, as the house was engulfed in flames.

 


 

"There are no explanations on the circumstance that led to the solution of the second text, suggesting that perhaps the solver had additional information now lost."

(Wikipedia "Beale Cipher")

 

Notes:

And so here we are, for the third and final part of Thomas’ Beale story. It has been an insane ride - at least for me, because of the problems I had with the timeline.
But here it is, for you, a bit cleared up:

So Quentin left in 1841 and, one year later, he discovered Gravity Falls. In 1845, just three years later, Morriss opened the casket and spent the next 20 years trying to solve Beale’s code.

He never found the solution. In 1862 he was 84 years old and closer to death. So, before he died, Morriss gave everything to James Ward. I searched EVERYWHERE, but couldn’t find anything specific about who this damn guy was, just contradictions and half-explanations. All I know is that James Ward solved the second message and published The Beale papers from 1880 to 1885. But who he was and how he solved the code, is still a mystery.

Speaking of the code, the first and the third cipher are still a mystery. So if you want to try, hey, you will find all the information online. And remember me, i f you ever manage to find that treasure XD

About the next chapter: Bill isn't the only one having fun with humans. What's Kryptos up to? Will he meet someone interesting? Only one way to find out, I guess ;)

Chapter 51: ACT VI - Fifty-one

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 51

 

Being the living symbol of Freemasonry wasn't all fun and worship, as Bill had let him believe.

Kryptos came out of yet another dream and sat on the nearest oneiric bridge. There were so many humans who needed to be inspired and, in the revolutionary climate that swept across Europe, every human convinced to overthrow the old regime was a victory.

He smiled. Human minds were fantastic: a couple of words were enough and they opened like flowers, ready to collect his instructions and act accordingly. His every order was carried out, sometimes without humans even realizing why they were doing those things.

It was not important. What mattered was that they did what he ordered them to do.

"These social hierarchies have only existed for a few centuries, after having evolved from other hierarchies. And now they're changing again. Freedom, equality and brotherhood. Humans are rebelling against the established order and are creating something new."

Bill was right. Humans had grown tired of the old system and wanted new things. Some pursued independence, others wanted to free themselves from their rulers, others wanted unity. Everyone wanted something and their desires came together, crossed, collided.

A silent laugh shook him all over. Young and impetuous, always looking for a change and ready to fight for something new. They reminded him of a certain someone.

With a leap, he moved from the oneiric bridge to the one opposite. His eye looked around, searching for another promising dream island. There were some made of a faded gray and a warm orange one, that was shining like a night star in the glow of the Dreamscape. Above it, there was a clear blue island, with red flecks that looked like fire. It had to be a very lively dream.

That looks good.

With a broad grin, Kryptos leaped and reached the bridge above him by a whisker. A victorious yelp escaped him, as he recovered his balance. Nice, he was getting the hang of the dream world.

He jumped again, aiming directly for the island. After all, with so little gravity, he could very well reach it.

His foot managed to touch the edge of the island and Kryptos pushed himself forward, his arms outstretched to cling to something. He met nothing and the lack of gravity threw him back: his foot lost its grip on the island and, with a cry, Kryptos fell below, his arms wrapped around the shape and his eye closed, ready for the impact...

Which was a lot softer than expected.

"Aaaah!"

Kryptos opened his eye again: the light of the dream world and the blue of the island disappeared, replaced by a brown ceiling and warm orange light that surrounded him. He had ended up in a human study, filled with bookcases, a small table a few steps away from him and two green velvet armchairs.

And, perched on one of them, there was a human.

I must have fallen into a different dream island.

"Oh, dear." The human leaned over the edge of his chair. "Forgive me for my reaction. Are you okay? Can I help you?" And held out a hand to get him up.

"Thank you very much." Kryptos accepted his hand and managed to sit. Under his fingers, he felt the soft texture of the carpet, its warm colors in the light. Not far from his hand, there was a black-covered book: Kryptos took it and held it out to the human. "Is it yours?"

"Thank you," the human accepted it and placed it on the coffee table. His eyes were still looking at Kryptos from top to toe, with a worried expression. "You don't seem very okay. Would you like to sit down? Can I offer you a cup of tea?"

Kryptos looked away from the human, to his outstretched hand, to the opposite chair.

He could have walked away, without giving an explanation - it was just a human, after all. But he had been kind enough to help Kryptos and had worried about his physical condition. Kryptos had never met, up to that moment, a human who asked him how he was and treated him as if he were alive. Mostly they considered him some kind of supernatural creature, impassive and invincible. Not that he wasn't… but it was nice, for once, to be treated like a mere living being.

Kryptos looked at the human again: dressed in black with a white bow tie, short hair parted down the forehead and a short brown beard. His black eyes were still focused on Kryptos, wide and full of genuine concern.

Maybe he was too old to become a revolutionary, but he had been gentle and polite and a kind invitation was never refused.

"Gladly," he agreed, standing up. He reached the armchair and sat down.

The human immediately bent to pour the tea into a second cup, which appeared on the table. He handed it to Kryptos with a polite smile.

"Be careful: it's very hot."

The tea was dark, with an amber background. The smoke that rose from the cup smelled of mint and cinnamon. On the palate, Kryptos also caught a small note of anise.

"Thank you," he said, "It's really good. I'm sorry I troubled you so much."

"No problem at all," the human replied. "On the contrary, it's an honor to have a peculiar creature like you here." A curious glance, from above the porcelain edge. "I don't want to sound disrespectful, but I can ask you what you are?"

"Me?" Kryptos blinked. "Oh, well, I'm a... a Square."

"A square?"

"Yes." Kryptos spread his arms. "See? Four sides and four equal angles."

"Ooooh," the human commented, while he leaned forward. "Yet, you have the property of language that suits a gentleman."

"Well... I am," Kryptos replied, laughing. "Considering that I'm an attorney..."

"Are you an attorney?" The human repeated, amazed. "What a fascinating job! I never got into the legal process much, but I'm curious to know it better. How does it work?"

"That's easier said than done, actually," Kryptos explained. He placed the cup on the table. "It's not just about defending your client. There's also a long research work behind it: you need to find evidence, rely on experts who can confirm the data collected and then find the right witnesses. You can't take anyone, but you have to question everyone in advance, to make sure they know something useful for the case and your defense. Only the really useful ones can be used."

"Described this way, it looks a lot like my work," the human said. "When I write, I too must first collect the evidence supporting my thesis and rely on eminent figures of the field, to make sure the presented theories are correct. I have a lot of data too, but not all of them are useful and, to make my essays as precise as possible, I have to collect only the fundamental information." He raised his hands. "My job doesn't save lives, but I can make some small changes too."

"I'm sure you got more results than me." Kryptos' smile took a bitter flavor. "I've never been very lucky with cases."

"Why?" asked the human, interested. "Are you not very talented? Maybe you would have liked to do another job?"

"It's not that," he replied, with a flickering smile. "I've always liked being an attorney and I even managed to win some cases. I just... I thought my victories could make a difference, even if small." Kryptos sighed. "It wasn't like that. My world didn't accept changes."

"What do you mean?"

Kryptos looked down at the carpet.

"My world has always been very... selective, as far as Shapes are concerned," he explained. "From birth, it's the number of sides that determines your role in society. The more sides a Shape has, the higher it is on the social scale. Circles are on top and rule over all other Shapes. Then we have aristocrats, who have fewer and fewer sides, up to the Hexagons. Then there are professionals and gentlemen, who are Pentagons and Squares, the merchant class of the Equilaterals, the Isosceles soldiers and workers, and, in the end, the Women." He shrugged. "If a legal case takes place between a Hexagon and an Isosceles, it doesn't matter if the Isosceles is right and the Hexagon is wrong, because one is a worker while the other is an aristocrat. This will always be the principle by which they'll be judged."

The human leaned forward.

"It looks a lot like my world," he replied sympathetically. "Nobles always had special treatment, compared to workers and commoners. The same goes for women, who hardly have any more rights than pets, but are less important than them." He gave him a bitter smile. "Here a woman has just more value than a cupboard, but much less than a box of cigars."

Kryptos gaped.

"My world was just like that!" He exclaimed. "We've always considered Women inferior beings... I myself thought she was too emotional... just because Women are Straight Lines and have no angles! As if the number of angles can determine your intelligence!" His laugh was bitter. "We said they were too sentimental, even stupid, but they were..."

"... as intelligent as men, if not more." The human nodded. "I know. I've seen it happen more than once."

Kryptos lowered his arms.

"Our worlds are quite similar."

"So it seems." The human smiled at him. "With the difference that you have more sides. It's interesting, you know? Imagine..."

"But it shouldn't be!" Kryptos interrupted him. "Why are they so similar? You were born free! You can do whatever you want!"

The human tilted his head.

"You weren't born free, perhaps?"

"No!" He impetuously replied and then pulled back. "I... I don't think so, at least."

The human leaned back in his chair.

"Were you there when your world was created?"

"Well, no."

"And did you see the first creature of your kind when it was born?"

"No..."

"Did you see the formation of the first inhabited villages?"

Kryptos looked down.

"No..." he murmured.

"So how can you be so sure?" The human was smiling and his smile was as warm as the light that filled the room. "In the past, you too must have been born free. Everyone is born free."

"All humans are born free. They can do whatever they want, change everything and do whatever they like."

Slowly, Kryptos looked up.

"I never thought about it." He brought a hand to his eye. "We've been slaves for so long, that we've never been able to see beyond the order dictated by the Circles."

"Maybe not during your childhood, but your species may have tried to rebel in the past." The human consoled him. "It's a natural stimulus that we feel from childhood, to rebel against the rules."

"Revolt…"

"Pardon?"

"The chromatic revolt!" Kryptos said. "There was a riot in my world! They tried to spread color among the population and they even succeeded, for a while..."

"Color?"

Kryptos looked around, embracing the delightful variety of the Third Dimension.

"You're lucky," he said, "Your world is already saturated with color. Ours wasn't: it had no color per se and no one knew how to create it."

"Does your world have no color?" The human asked, rubbing his chin.

"It was a gray world," Kryptos explained. "There were also black and white and they all came in many different shades. We knew fifty." A bitter smile. "It seemed a lot to me."

"There shouldn't have been a great variety in art."

"There was no art, in general. Or literature. Or music. Just work: you had to do your job, live a dignified life, get married and have heirs. It was essential to have an offspring," he added. "Because of a law of nature, children always have one more side than their parents, so a Pentagon will have a Hexagon child, a Hexagon will have a Heptagon, and so on. And, since the number of sides determined your place in society, having a child meant climbing the social ladder. Furthermore, through generations, one of your heirs could become the future Chief Circle." 

The human relaxed against the back of his chair.

"Forgive my boldness," he said, "But it seems a rather flat world."

"It was, in every sense." Kryptos raised a hand towards the coffee table. "Our world was as flat as the surface of this table. Shapes moved inside it, through length and width, which were the only two Dimensions we had."

A silver coin had appeared on the table. Kryptos put a finger on it and moved it randomly, from side to side, under the curious gaze of the human.

"We couldn't lift ourselves off the surface of the world," he continued, "Just move like that."

"Did you collide often?"

"As a matter of fact, never," he answered. "Colliding was dangerous. Our shapes are... were delicate. The collision with the top of an Isosceles could lead to serious injuries and the touch of a Woman's extremity was lethal. That's why it was essential to spin on themselves, while approaching, and Women had to wiggle their front end, to signal their presence."

"How come? Couldn't you see them?"

"Women look like… uhm… your needles," Kryptos tried to explain. A needle appeared on the table, its silver body shining under the light. "You're a three-dimensional creature, so you're able to see above the two-dimensional world: therefore, you can see the Line in her entirety, however she turns. But if you align your line of sight to the edge of the table, you won't always see a Line: you'll see only her side. But if the line approaches you from the front, you'll only see an invisible dot."

"Is that how you see each other?"

"Yes."

"And how do you recognize every Shape?" The human asked, "Triangles, Hexagons and Circles should all appear as Lines. How do you distinguish them? Do you announce yourself loudly, every time you meet?"

"Well, no, it would be too disrespectful." He smiled. "And impractical, in a crowded place. Instead, we developed a technique, called Sight Recognition, which takes advantage of the constant presence of the Fog in our world and the fact that each Shape has a bright perimeter."

The human leaned forward, interested.

"To put it simply, without the Fog, all figures would appear as sharp lines," Kryptos explained, "But thanks to the Fog, we can recognize a figure by how quickly the sides fade into gray. For example, if the Shape coming towards me is a Triangle, when it has the tip pointing in my direction, I will see that its ends will get lost in the Fog faster than a Hexagon's ends."

"Oooh." The human's eyes widened. "So clever. But it also looks very complicated."

"It is, that's why we learn it from childhood, so we're ready when we become adults," he said. "But color would've changed all this. Shapes would've used it to paint their sides. Sight Recognition wouldn't have been needed anymore: no need to notice how quickly the ends are fading in the Fog, if you can just look at the colors."

"But it never happened, because your leaders didn't like it." The human shrugged. "It always happens like this, with great revolutions."

"They said it would bring chaos," Kryptos explained. "We would've relied too much on color and anyone could've pretended to be someone else."

"But your life would have been richer."

"It would."

The human poured more tea and brought the cup to his lips.

"Is that why you ran away?" He asked him. "Is your presence here a voluntary exile?"

"Exile? No..." His lips curled into a smile. "A friend opened my eyes to what was beyond my world. He knew it, because a Sphere had visited him and showed him the Three Dimensions. He did the same to me." He tightened his grip on both knees. "If I went this far, I owe it to him."

The human smiled again, over the cup.

"Even if our appearance and our worlds are so different, it is comforting to see that we both share the same feelings of friendship and mutual understanding," he said. "I am very pleased to have this conversation with you: you are a true squire."

Kryptos raised his cup as well, smiling at the pun. Maybe that human was too old to be a rebel, but he could understand him. And it was remarkable, considering how similar their societies were.

A small light lit up in the back of his mind.

This must be what Bill sees in them.

His smile widened as he listened to the human ask him more questions.

 

Notes:

Humans aren't so bad, after all, aren't they? They do a lot of stupid stuff and they're walking contradictions and they're also a tiny gross and Bill is incredibly annoyed by them. But they're also his tiny creations and how can you hate something you create? Kryptos is starting to understand it.

Don't worry, nothing bad will happen. It's not like we're still in the 1800 and there's a full century yet to come. We all know nothing important happened in the XX century, right? ;)

Chapter 52: ACT VI - Fifty-two

Notes:

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 52

 

"Once you mix the ingredients, you have to keep them cool," Kryptos explained, "Otherwise they'll lose their principles. If you keep them too cold, they'll freeze and will no longer be useful. Between two and five degrees is ideal."

"Could it be the reason why it didn't work the first time?"

"There were no principles," he said, pointing to the blackboard, "And you administered too little. Now you must give one dose immediately and the next after three, seven, fourteen and thirty days."

"Three, seven, fourteen... but what if the person is dying?" He broke off. "What if it's too late?"

"It won't be too late," Kryptos assured him. "This vaccine will work, Louis. You just have to test it on a human and you'll see for yourself."

Louis' gaze swept across the table, lingered on the stills, pipettes and syringes, filled with different compositions. He took the right one in his hands.

"I'll try it on myself," he said, looking up at Kryptos, "I won't risk any more lives, for a vaccine that could kill them. If it works, then I'll try it on others."

"As you like," Kryptos told him. "But don't forget the doses. Or the temperature. Between two and five degrees."

"Between two and five." He nodded. "I'll remember."

"And remember when to administer it too," he insisted. "Day one, three, seven, fourteen and thirty."

"One, three, seven, fourteen and thirty."

"Yes." Kryptos smiled. "You'll do a great job."

Louis bowed.

"Thanks for your help, Freemasonry."

"Uhm... you're welcome." He waved a hand. "Don't forget the instructions!"

Without further ado, Kryptos jumped out of the doctor's dream and found himself on the dream plane, among the floating islands. Below it was a bridge and Kryptos fell towards it, swinging with the lightness of a feather. At least until something grabbed his wrist, blocking his slow descent.

Kryptos looked up and, hovering above him, saw a familiar golden Triangle floating in midair.

"Bill!" His lips spontaneously curled into a smile, joy vibrated in his voice. "You're back!"

Bill answered by narrowing his eye in a thin smile.

"Did you solve the problem with that Thomas Beale?" Kryptos asked. "Are you all right?"

Bill kept smiling, without answering. He moved forward, dragging Kryptos behind him.

"I did everything I could for the revolutions," he said. "I inspired as many humans as possible and tried to help them carry on their sciences - as with Louis a little while ago. I've seen so many things and I want to tell you everything!" He smiled. "I missed you."

"Oh, you wouldn't think so," Bill replied, without turning around. "You've been very busy while I wasn't here."

Kryptos's smile faded. Bill's voice was overflowing with sarcasm, a sarcasm so sharp that Kryptos felt it whip through his shape. Instinctively he tried to back away and Bill gave him a tighter squeeze. As a warning.

What happened?

"What... what are you talking about?" He asked hesitantly.

Bill stopped and pulled him forward, so that he came close to him. Kryptos let himself be pulled and, once he reached Bill, the latter grabbed his arm.

"You know very well what I'm talking about."

With a snap of his fingers, Kryptos reopened his eye to the familiar red walls of the bubble, facing the screen focused on Dimension 46'\ and its humans. Bill was in front of him, his eye still half closed in that sharp smile, a hint of yellow that sparkled dangerously in the pupil.

Without adding anything else, he raised a hand to the screen and Kryptos turned to look.

The images began to flow rapidly, moving from Louis's laboratory in France, across the sea, until they reached England. The view shifted between the streets, among the humans and their business, passing beyond the secret places of Freemasonry and the Illuminati, until it reached a small library, crowded with humans.

The view shifted inside. The humans were all facing the owner, who was presenting a new book, fresh off the press. The copies were already in the hands of the first buyers, who opened them and leafed through them, exchanging half-mouthed thoughts.

A human stood very close to their vantage point, just enough for Kryptos to read the first few lines.

"I call our world Flatland, not because we call it so, but to make its nature clearer to you, my happy readers, who are privileged to live in Space.

Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Triangles, Squares, Pentagons, Hexagons, and other figures, instead of remaining fixed in their places, move freely about, on or in the surface, but without the power of rising above or sinking below it, very much like shadows - only hard and with luminous edges..."

Cold squeezed him in the center of the shape and, from there, it spread all over him. It reached his edges, ran down his arms and legs, froze his breath.

"Our world was as flat as the surface of this table. Shapes moved inside it, through length and width, which were the only two Dimensions we had. We couldn't lift ourselves off the surface of the world. Just move like that."

Another human, another point in the text.

"Our Middle Class consists of Equilateral or Equal-Sided Triangles.
Our Professional Men and Gentlemen are Squares (to which class I myself belong) and Five-Sided Figures or Pentagons.
Next above these come the Nobility, of whom there are several degrees, beginning at Six-Sided Figures, or Hexagons, and from thence rising in the number of their sides till they receive the honorable title of Polygonal, or many-sided."

"My world has always been very... selective, as far as Shapes are concerned. From birth, it's the number of sides that determines your role in society. The more sides a Shape has, the higher it is on the social scale." 

Another change of view and Kryptos saw a human, dressed in black, with a shy, gentle smile, hair parted down his forehead and kind, curious, intelligent black eyes.

The same human who had welcomed him in his dream, when he fell into it by accident.

"Those ancient days of the Colour Revolt were the glorious childhood of Art in Flatland - a childhood, alas, that never ripened into manhood, nor even reached the blossom of youth. To live was then in itself a delight, because living implied seeing."

"You don't seem very okay. Would you like to sit down? Can I offer you a cup of tea?"

It was not possible. They just chatted.

"If our highly pointed Triangles of the Soldier class are formidable, it may be readily inferred that far more formidable are our Women. For if a Soldier is a wedge, a Woman is a needle; being, so to speak, all point, at least at the two extremities."

"Women look like... uhm... your needles."

Kryptos hadn't given him orders. He hadn't forced him to remember.

"If even the angle of a respectable Triangle in the middle class is not without its dangers; if to run against a Working Man involves a gash; if collision with an officer of the military class necessitates a serious wound; if a mere touch from the vertex of a Private Soldier brings with it danger of death; - what can it be to run against a Woman, except absolute and immediate destruction?"

“Colliding was dangerous. Our shapes are... were delicate."

It was just a conversation, a chat in the most volatile part of human memory, where thoughts are lost upon awakening.

"If Fog were non-existent, all lines would appear equally and indistinguishably clear; and this is actually the case in those unhappy countries in which the atmosphere is perfectly dry and transparent."

"To put it simply, without the Fog, all figures would appear as sharp lines. But thanks to the Fog, we can recognize a figure by how quickly the sides fade into gray."

It couldn't be. He couldn't have remembered everything. A human was unable to do this.

"I am not a plane Figure, but a Solid. You call me a Circle; but in reality I am not a Circle, but an infinite number of Circles, of size varying from a Point to a Circle of thirteen inches in diameter, one placed on the top of the other. When I cut through your plane as I am now doing, I make in your plane a section which you, very rightly, call a Circle. For even a Sphere - which is my proper name in my own country - if he manifests himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland - must manifest himself as a Circle."

"A friend opened my eyes to what was beyond my world. He knew it, because a Sphere had visited him and showed him the Three Dimensions."

A human needed a lot of awareness to do it.

"And once there, shall we stay our upward course? In that blessed region of Four Dimensions, shall we linger on the threshold of the Fifth, and not enter therein? Ah, no! Let us rather resolve that our ambition shall soar with our corporal ascent. Then, yielding to our intellectual onset, the gates of the Sixth Dimension shall fly open; after that a Seventh, and then an Eighth -"

And humans… humans were just dolls. Little creatures who were starting to develop just a hint of intelligence.

"Prometheus up in Spaceland was bound for bringing down fire for mortals, but I - poor Flatland Prometheus - lie here in prison for bringing down nothing to my countrymen."

They weren't evolved enough to cure their diseases, to see beyond the stars or to reach the bottom of their oceans. They did not know their own biological processes, they barely knew who they were...

"Yet I exist in the hope that these memoirs, in some manner, I know not how, may find their way to the minds of humanity in Some Dimension, and may stir up a race of rebels who shall refuse to be confined to limited Dimensionality."

Humans were just able to listen to him and obey his orders. They only knew that.

" It is part of the martyrdom which I endure for the cause of the Truth that there are seasons of mental weakness "

When had they developed so much awareness?

"When Cubes and Spheres flit away into the background of scarce-possible existences; when the Land of Three Dimensions seems almost as visionary as the Land of One or None,"

How did it happen?

"When even this hard wall that bars me from my freedom,"

How had he not noticed?

"These very tablets on which I am writing,"

He had talked to them for years! With hundreds of humans!

"And all the substantial realities of Flatland itself,"

How could it be that they had only acquired awareness just now?

"Appear no better than the offspring of a diseased imagination,"

How was that possible?

"Or the baseless fabric,"

Did they always...

"Of a dream."

... had it?

"In its small way, the novel will be a success."

Bill's voice broke the downward spiral of thoughts and Kryptos jerked back. His hands were raised, he felt the smooth texture of the screen lingering on his fingers. He was wheezing, his shape throbbed. He felt as if his shape were locked in a vice.

They're evolving too fast.

"And, above all, it will survive the test of time," Bill continued, his gaze turned towards the screen, one elbow resting against its surface and the other hand raised, to shift the visual. "Indeed, it will even be re-evaluated in the future."

His eye narrowed again, his words brimming with venomous sarcasm.

"Great work, Kryptos," he said, "Edwin took some creative license, but for the most part he accurately reported everything you told him."

Kryptos looked at him, arms dropped to either side, mouth parted.

"Bill," he murmured, with a trembling voice, "These creatures are dangerous."

Bill turned to look at him and laughed, a lashing laugh of derision.

"They're getting too smart and unpredictable!" Kryptos insisted, raising a hand towards the screen. "I just chatted with that human, I didn't give him orders or advice... and look what he did! How could I imagine he would spread my words through a novel?"

"Oh, come on, don't pretend you're sorry," Bill silenced him. "I bet you're glad he remembers everything. He even made you the protagonist of his novel! Right, A Square?"

"That wasn't what I wanted!" Kryptos insisted. "I just wanted to have a chat! Do you really think I would have told him all those things, if I had known he would remember them?"

Bill just laughed at him, not bothering to answer.

"Bill," Kryptos insisted, "Humans have become too dangerous. They developed awareness, they act on their own..."

"What, now you don't like my creation anymore?" Bill's pupil was wide open, burning with a fire as black as the abyss. "Don't you like my decisions anymore? Did you ever like them, Kryptos?"

Kryptos tried to retreat, to organize his words, to push back the grip that held the center of the shape. All he could see was Bill's terrible gaze, that fire that sucked in everything like a black hole.

"I know why you did it." Bill moved away, staring at him. "You're still mad at me for your wife and son. That's the truth. Otherwise, why would you've talked to Edwin about the Second Dimension? Of all the things we've seen in trillions of years, why that? Why would you bring it up, if not because you're still mad at me?"

"N... that's not it..." Kryptos tried to defend himself.

"You never approved that I burned it!" He continued. "It was a disgusting world, full of flat minds and foolish rules. You were treated like an outcast, just because you were tilted. And, when they laughed at you, you had to bow and smile! But no, you don't hate them, who have made your life a living hell! No, you hate ME."

"I don't…"

"I'm the bad guy, right?" he continued, "I'm the one who does terrible things, just because I burned that lousy world. So why have you stayed with me, all this time? You could've left, since you think I'm so despicable!"

"I don't think you're desp..."

"You're happy I'm stuck in the Nightmare Realm, aren't you?" Bill interrupted him again, his voice tinged with a hysterical note. "I made a rash decision, without saying anything to anyone, and I suffered the consequences. Finally, Bill has what he deserves! He must suffer! In fact, it would be even better if he never gets his physical form back! We could all have a big laugh behind his back!"

"Stop it!" Kryptos reached him and grabbed his wrist. "I never thought this! Listen, this isn't the point: the point is the humans. They're becoming independent, they are starting to make decisions on their own!" His tone softened. "Forget about them. Soon they will get out of your control and you will no longer be able to convince them to do whatever you want."

Bill snorted, freeing himself from his grip.

"So that's it," he spat. "You're actually glad I'm stuck here and can't do anything anymore. You still hate me so much for your WIFE AND YOUR S..."

"It's not that!" Kryptos insisted, "And I'm not happy you're stuck here! I want you free, of course! I always wanted you free!"

"And you wanted to let the world survive!" He screamed. "You wanted me free and that STUPID WORLD intact! After what they did to me! After what they did to YOU!"

"I know, the Plane was awful, okay?" Kryptos spread his arms. "I know there were stupid, senseless rules and we were treated horribly! I know it was a tyrannical world and it would always be like that!" He brought a hand on himself. "But that was my world, where I was born. I know I've changed, we have changed, but those are still my origins. And I need to remember them. I don't love that world, but if I'm alive, it's because I was born there."

His voice cracked as he drew closer to Bill, one hand pressed against the shape.

"I need to remember it, to talk to someone about it and to share my memories. As bad as the Plane was, I have so many happy memories related to it and I don't want to forget them." He swallowed. "I can't overcome the loss of the Plane, if I don't allow myself to remember it."

Kryptos held out his hand to Bill.

"I understand that your way of dealing with loss is different from mine," he continued. "You act as if the Plane never existed. You don't even call it by its name, you never talk about it and you prefer to bury all the happy memories, because they hurt you. I understand, but I need to come to terms with..."

"DON'T TRY TO TELL ME WHAT I THINK OR DON'T THINK!" thundered Bill, exploding with furious rage. His hands were clenched in fists, his shape shone madly. "YOU KNOW NOTHING!"

Kryptos stepped back, hands raised and eye wide open, surprised by the unexpected burst of anger.

"Bill..."

"OUT!"

Bill swept the air with a wave of his hand and the force was so strong, to throw Kryptos backward. He shielded his eye with his arms, his eyelids closed in front of that unstoppable force, and when he opened his eye again, he was outside the bubble.

He reached out to the ever-moving surface, red mingling with shades of green and yellow. He wanted to go back inside, talk to Bill, apologize and stay with him again. Don't kick me out, not again.

But it was useless. Almost one trillion years in the Nightmare Realm taught him that when Bill was so mad to kick you out the door, the best thing was to walk away and leave him alone.

Kryptos lowered his arm with a heavy sigh. He rubbed his eye: he had never felt so old before.

He turned away from the bubble and floated back to the planet where Bill's palace was. Even floating became difficult and, as soon as he reached the building, he landed on the stairs and walked inside. He did not see anyone, no rumors came from outside. They must have been somewhere else.

It didn't matter. He didn't want to see or hear other people, after all.

But, when he opened the door of the living room, he found all other Henchmaniacs gathered there. They were talking and, when he appeared, they all fell silent, all eyes focused on him, all attention shifted to his figure, standing on the threshold.

The stasis lasted a good minute, during which no one said a single word. Then, Hectorgon opened his mouth.

Before he could speak, Pyronica got up from her chaise longue and walked over to Kryptos. Without saying anything, she grabbed his arm and carried him away.

 


 

Pyronica led him to the top of one of the towers, a semicircle protected by spiral-shaped battlements, stained with color.

Kryptos sat on the ground, his eyes turned to the spaces between the battlements. Behind him, he heard Pyronica close the door and her footsteps approaching. Out of the corner of his eye, she appeared on his left and sat next to him.

Another place, thousands of Dimensions and years ago. The two of them on top of a slope, Pyronica sitting beside him. A time when Bill did not yet know he could jump through the Ninth Dimension.

"I didn't want to worry the others. But we're really moving much faster than usual."

It was easy to be happy at the time. And the memories of the Plane found peace too, in the infinite variety of the Multiverse.

"What happened?" Pyronica asked him. Although her tone was quiet, there was a hint of concern - the same as it had been millennia ago.

"Bill showed me the humans," Kryptos answered, in the same low tone, "And they're... remarkable, in their own way. They're curious, intelligent, full of questions about their world and the universe around them. They're very primitive too - they hardly know there are planets around them -, but they want to discover and see everything. There are a lot of things they can't do, but they're ingenious and always manage to find a way around obstacles. If there's something they don't like, they can endure it, until they reach a breaking point and rebel. They started revolutions, fighting their bosses. They like routine but change too. They're a continuous discovery: every day they have new ideas, do new things, cling to every fragment of their mortal life to create something new."

Kryptos sighed.

"Everything was okay. We were having fun: humans are capable of dreaming, so we talked to them through dreams. We gave them orders and they obeyed. We told them what to do, we inspired them and they made huge progress in less than a millennium. It was easy, they were naive and everything went according to plan." He turned to Pyronica. "I underestimated them."

She returned his gaze.

"Did they do this to you?" She asked, looking at him from top to toe.

"This what?" Kryptos looked down at himself, one hand feeling the shape. "Oh, you mean my shape? I forgot you hadn't seen it yet. No, I wanted it. Bill insisted that I had to try inspiring a human, so he made me talk to one of them. We wanted him to build a lodge, which would bring all others together, to improve the world and praise the Great Architect who created it - Bill, of course.

So I talked to the human, I told him what to do and to use a square and compass for the symbol. Not only did he do it, but he also set up square and compass to replicate my shape. And… I know, it's nothing too important, but I was so proudI've been his source of inspiration. For the first time, I had inspired someone and they had repaid me with a small gift. I was happy. So I asked Bill to engrave the square and compass on me." He smiled, stroking one side, his fingers running through the compass arms. "When humans saw me, they recognized me as the living symbol of the lodge. It was satisfying."

His smile slipped away, his hand dropped. Kryptos pulled his knees against him and hugged his legs.

"Then, I talked to a human. I ended up in his dream by accident and I was alone, because Bill was solving a problem with another guy. I was inspiring the rebels and those who were part of the lodge. But, while I was doing that, I accidentally ended up in a different dream.

There was this human, who welcomed me and offered me tea. He hadn't recognized my symbols and seemed to care more about my health than anything else. He was very gentle and… and I was comfortable. We were just having tea together, I wasn't giving him orders, or inspiring him. We were just talking, comparing our worlds. I told him about the Plane, its rules and the dictatorship, and he... he told me that, in the past, we too had to be born free."

Kryptos hugged his legs tighter.

"In twenty-three years of living in the Plane, I'd never thought about it. I'd never considered myself free. But the human was right: everyone is born free. And I was... glad I talked to him. It was pleasant. And I knew that, since I haven't given him orders or anything, he would've forgotten our conversation.

But it didn't happen. Not only did the human remember everything I told him, but he turned it into a novel and it shouldn't have ever happened. He shouldn't have remembered! Humans were naive and they always forget their dreams, unless we ordered them to remember. And that was just a chat..." He shook his head. "Humans are getting more aware. They're making their own decisions. I didn't order him anything and he took the initiative all by himself." He looked at Pyronica. "Do you remember how it ended up on Eriak, when people became aware?"

Pyronica nodded.

"They rebelled against Bill and fought him."

"It will happen the same on Dimension 46'\," Kryptos said. "Humans won't obey him anymore. I told him, I tried to warn him." He looked down. "But Bill was angry about the novel. He said I did it on purpose to spite him, because I still hate him for what he did to the Second Dimension."

"And is it true?" Pyronica asked, looking straight ahead. "Do you still hate him?"

Kryptos also looked ahead, at the panorama that could be glimpsed between the battlements of the tower. He stared at the heart of one of the spirals, focusing on the red and blue speckled dot.

"It's been too many years to count them," he said. "I still miss my family, every day. I never forgot them and I never will." He dropped his shoulders, with a sigh. "But I could never be mad at Bill for what he did. He saved me from a world where I was discriminated against for my shape and from a future that would only bring me pain." He lowered his gaze again. "When he burned the Plane and it was just me and him watching flames, he told me that if I stayed, my family would turn their backs on me and my son would sue me. I never knew if that was true." He looked at Pyronica and met her eye. He gave her a small smile. "But it doesn't matter anymore."

They looked at each other and, in Pyronica's black pupil, Kryptos saw her story unwind. The story of a fighter, the best of her clan, set aside because of a lying warrior. He saw the story of Hectorgon, marginalized because he was legless in a seemingly perfect world. Keyhole, the last survivor of his kind, forced to continuously run away with Teeth, also the last one, also on the run to avoid slavery. 8-Ball, an outcast even in the same prison where he had spent most of his mortal life. Paci-fire, feared and isolated for his reputation as a destroyer. Amorphus Shape, alone in a Dimension where everything was an enemy, in perpetual struggle against everything and everyone. Even Xanthar, the greatest of his kind, but a slave to the generals he had to obey.

They all shared similar stories. All rejected, marginalized, discriminated. And Bill was the number one outcast, left alone by his own family, hated for bringing the truth.

"But  I - poor Flatland Prometheus - lie here in prison for bringing down nothing to my countrymen."

Was this what had made Bill tend to one side of the Multiverse to the other? Was this the thread that attracted him, the mysterious path that led him to designate them as members of his group, choosing them from hundreds of thousands of others?

Maybe.

But now it didn't matter anymore.

 


 

"Can I touch it?"

"Sure." Kryptos spread his arms and let Hectorgon run a hand along his side, fingers tracing the outline of one of the compass arms.

He and Pyronica had come down from the tower together, side by side, and together they were back in the living room among their friends. It took just a moment to open the door, and the others had pulled them inside, while questions flocked everywhere.

Kryptos had never been so much in the spotlight, but the looks and smiles of his friends were worth a little embarrassment.

"Did it hurt?" Keyhole asked.

"No, it just tickled."

"It suits you," Pyronica told him, a corner of her mouth raised in a smile.

Kryptos replied in turn with a small smile.

"Thank you."

"Now should we call you Mr. Freemasonry or what?" asked Teeth.

"Oh, no," he shook his hands. "Kryptos is fine."

"Should I get a makeover too?" Teeth tapped a finger against one of his front teeth. "I could get all my teeth colored! Or change them with fangs, like those of 8-Ball!"

"Or you can get a pair of lips," Keyhole joked.

"And a hat," 8-Ball added.

"Well, now I want a chest too." Teeth spread his arms. "And I want it as big as Xanthar!"

Xanthar expressed his approval with a satisfied murmur, which made everyone smile.

"With those little tiny legs to support it?" Hectorgon teased him. "You won't be able to take half a step."

"I'll get some stilts too!" Teeth replied. "So I won't just be the most beautiful of you all, but also the tallest!"

"And then will you carry us around on your shoulders?"

"Sure!"

"And your every step will be so long, that with one stride you'll go from one planet to another."

"You'll be traveling around the Nightmare Realm in five minutes."

"I'll be huuuuuge!" Teeth paced up and down the room with his arms raised, moving like a giant among ants. Pyronica giggled as she stretched out on her chaise longue again. Keyhole gave him a friendly punch as Teeth came closer to him. Paci-fire just rolled his eyes, a gesture that made Kryptos smile. Sulky as always.

"WHAM! WHAAAAM! I'm a giant!" Teeth continued, approaching Xanthar who, on the other hand, crouched down and pretended to be very small. 8-Ball also took part in the play, lying on the ground.

"Have mercy, o huge giant!" He said, pretending to worship Teeth.

"Time passes and the number of children increases," Hectorgon commented, with an exaggerated sigh. "Instead of becoming adults, everyone regresses."

"Oh no, it must be a very serious disease." Kryptos pressed one hand against the shape and leaned against Hectorgon. "I feel the symptoms too."

"I will literally throw you..."

The door opened and, still with a smile on his face, Kryptos turned around, expecting to see one of the servants, maybe drawn to the mess they were making. But the figure standing in the doorway was not a servant.

It was Bill.

The atmosphere crystallized, Kryptos widened his eye in surprise. Teeth got stuck with his arms still raised, Pyronica sat back on her chaise longue. Beside him, Kryptos felt Hectorgon hold his breath. Everyone was locked in place, busts, necks, shapes stretched out towards Bill who was looking at them, standing in the doorway, with his hands behind his back.

Bill took a step forward and the light from the room enveloped him, making the dazzling yellow of his shape sparkle and the brick engraving stand out. Out of the corner of his eye, Kryptos saw the gazes of Paci-fire, Keyhole, and Pyronica shifting on that. True, they hadn't seen it yet.

How long has it been since he showed up?

Bill looked down and up again. His eye was not far off, lost in other Dimensions, too far away for his friends to reach. He did not have the resentful gaze of the ruler of the Nightmare Realm, unhappy despite having everything. It was not a black abyss that flared with red anger, the gaze of a god who, although devoid of everything, could still be terrible.

It was a friend's gaze.

Bill untied his arms.

"I have something to tell you."

 

Notes:

I know, I tricked you. I said nothing on purpose, because I hoped no one remembered the year was 1884 and there was something interesting happening during that period.
And only one noticed! Hats off to you, Philip ;)

Okay, a couple explanations:
The nice fella Kryptos met is Edwin Abbott Abbott, a name that should ring a bell, if you know Gravity Falls. Abbott is the author of Flatland, the book that heavily inspired me, a lot of other people and that is almost-canonically linked to Bill Cipher himself, because he talked about Abbott in the AMA, by saying that "EDWIN ABBOTT ABBOTT HAD A DECENT IDEA".
And those words... I always felt there was something strange. If Bill was the one giving the idea to Abbott, why just calling it "a decent idea"? Bill isn't modest, that's for sure. So why? And why did that sentence sound almost resentful?
Also, let's not forget that Flatland's protagonist isn't a Triangle, but a Square. And, oh, look, there's just a Square among Bill's friends.

And now you also know why I called Bill and Kryptos' original Dimension "the Plane" and not "Flatland". Because that name belonged to someone else's imagination ;)

Side note: do you know when Flatland was first published? 1884. More or less the same year the Beale Papers were published too. The universe aligned everything for me.

And now Bill is talking with his friends again. Just in time for the 20th century to come :)

Chapter 53: ACT VI - Fifty-three

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ACT VI - DIMENSION 46’\

CHAPTER 53

 

"I still can't believe it," Hectorgon said, his arms resting on one of the parapets of the oneiric bridges. "You created this Dimension."

"You might as well have told us earlier!" Pyronica exclaimed, spinning in mid-air. "We would've been thrilled to talk to your creatures!"

"I didn't feel in the mood," Bill replied. He walked on top of the parapet, his hands behind his back, his eye half closed in a smile. "And they weren't ready to talk to you yet. But now, with the turn of the century, things have improved and they became smart enough to have real conversations."

"What if we frighten them?" 8-Ball asked.

"Even better, we'll see how they react!" with a half pirouette, Bill turned towards them and spread his arms. "This part of the dream plane is full of their dreams and thoughts. The number of humans is growing more and more, so we have a lot of guinea pigs to experiment with. Some of them might even surprise us!"

Amorphus Shape floated over to the parapet and stroked its surface with a vine.

"Do you think they'll really be able to build the portal you need?"

"They'll make it," he said. "They're born in a world created by me. And I have already met many geniuses. I'm sure someone more intelligent than average will be born in this century too: we just have to find it."

"So we have to try them all?" Keyhole asked.

"Only the islands that attract you the most," he explained, his gaze on the endless amount of islands immersed in the dreamy fog. "Usually they're the most interesting too. You should find several: there are more and more intelligent humans and many are ready to meet strange beings, thanks to the secret societies created by me and Kryptos." He raised a hand to the space beyond the parapet. "We just have to go and have fun."

"I'm in it, boss." 8-Ball leaned against the edge of the railing. "I don't think I'm as good at inspiring as you are, but I know how to have fun."

"Ahahah, I know very well, pal!" Bill laughed, nudging him. "But don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to inspire too!"

He turned to all of them, jumping or floating on the dream bridge.

"So," he said, "Let's go and inspire some humans."

 


 

"O-oooh! This human is afraid of fish!” Pyronica trilled, her voice more excited than usual thanks to the alcohol.

"Do you know what we should do?" Keyhole chuckled, waving his glass of Time Sand. "We should bring one of C-3-lhu's servants here!"

"The human would die of terror!"

"We might end up killing him!" Pyronica sneered. "We scared him to death, with the trick of the fishes that joined and devoured him!"

"But he also came up with a pretty good book," Bill replied, while floating horizontally above them. "He didn't quite understand my geometric perfection, but he came close."

"Let's make him do another one!" 8-Ball jumped into the conversation. "That's... that's how it works when you inspire someone, isn't it? You make them do something over and over?"

"That's right, my friend!" Bill turned upside down and reached out to pat him on the head. "Do you know what we can do? We'll change his dream to make him swim and from the bottom we make tentacle monsters pop up, which will fuse to create something so absurd that even his brain won't be able to understand it!"

"Woo-hoo!" Pyronica threw her glass into the air, splashing Time Sand on everyone. "Let's do it!"

 


 

"Points are static cores," the painter explained, hands outstretched towards Amorphus Shape. He cupped them under her, as if he wanted to support her floating shape. "While lines are traces left by moving points, so much more dynamic, in any direction they move, whether they're broken, curved or both."

On the white surface that surrounded them, a black dot appeared and began to move, drawing an upward line, which then curved and continued downward, in a series of waves.

"The more the line changes, the more the spiritual tensions arouses in the observer," he said. "If it breaks, it will give a sense of tension. If it's curved, it will give an idea of lyricism. If it's thin it'll be more delicate, if it's thick it'll be more firm."

The painter looked away from Amorphus and raised a hand to Bill. He floated closer, attracted by those deductions.

"Each color has a smell, a taste, a sound. Yellow is radiant: it walks toward the observer, expands outwards, dazzles, repels. It's vital and irrepressible madness, it's blind irrationality."

Bill grabbed his hand and the space around them vibrated in yellow.

"It's metal and surface," he said.

"It's the sound of the trumpet and the fanfare," agreed the human.

"Blue is the sound of the flute."

"It draws back from the viewer. And it wraps around itself, attracting the eye."

A blue spot appeared and grew larger and larger, a blue vortex of circular shape, crossed by the waves of the line.

"Red is warm, it's the sound of the tuba," Bill said.

"It's lively and restless, but different from yellow," the painter continued. "It's conscious energy, which can be channeled, while yellow is more shallow."

"Hey! Yellow is the best!"

"You can't deny the inner sound of color, my Muse," the man said. "Awareness is part of red."

"And what about green?"

"Fulfilled quiet," he replied. "Absolute stillness in absolute stillness. It's opulence, complacency." A smile. "But as soon as it turns yellow, it acquires playfulness and energy."

He turned back to Amorphus Shape.

"Orange is energy and movement, but it's an unstable and restless tone, like purple. Orange is similar to the sound of a bell, purple..."

"To the English horn," Bill completed for him.

"Exactly, my Muse."

Above them a black dot widened to become a circle, its surface tinged with gray.

"Gray is like green," murmured the painter, looking up at the new addition to his abstract canvas. "Always static. But the green has the energy of yellow inside, which can make it vary towards lighter or colder shades, making it retrieve a vibration." He lowered his eyes again, looking back at Bill. "While gray is absolute lack of movement, whether it turns towards white or black."

Bill smiled.

"A human with my same synaesthesia."

"I don't know if I can consider it as such, my Muse," he humbly replied, "They're intrinsic characteristics of color, which do not depend on me."

"And what about white?" Bill asked him.

"White contains all the colors and makes them disappear in silence," he explained. "But it's a silence full of potential, a prelude to other sounds."

"A slow breath that is a prelude to words," Bill said. "That's how I always felt it."

"While black is a lack of light, a non-color. A burning stake." He raised Bill's hand, still resting on his. "But while white is weak, black makes any other color stand out."

Bill looked up around him and the painter also turned to admire what his mind had produced in the vast picture that surrounded them. Amorphus stretched her vines to touch the surface of the color, to retrace the lines.

"A new style," the painter said, "That shows color in its connection with music. That generates sensations in the soul, impressions, improvisations."

"Pure abstract," Bill told him. "You will never need to use figures again to express yourself."

Amorphus Shape moved the vine along the color and from her tip a new line, black and thin, was born, connected the great blue circle with the red one. The painter looked at it and in his eyes shapes resounded with different music, in a concert that made the space around vibrate.

 


 

"Ahahahah, I love this new art form!" Pyronica exclaimed, spinning on herself. The human woman smiled, glancing at her from the mirror as she rubbed powder across her cheeks.

"You'd be a great actress," the human told her, turning in her chair. Pyronica took a feather boa of her own dazzling pink from the coat hanger and draped it around her shoulders.

"I don't think I'd look my best, in black and white," she replied, waving a flap of the feather boa. She gave her back to the woman and half turned, her lashes fluttering over the pink pile of feathers, lips voluptuously parted.

"You would be so explosive, to color the movie with your presence," the woman said. She reached out for the coat hanger and a dress floated towards her, a long white dress with gold decorations. With a wave of her hand, along with the dress, a white feather boa appeared.

"That's what a diva does."

"Diva?"

"The star of the show," Pyronica turned, one arm raised to caress her hair: from the top of her head she went down in a curve, up to her cheek, her fiery fingers brushed her lips. "The one who draws all eyes to her. The camera follows you, the watchers all hang from your lips." A broad grinning smile. "When they fall at your feet, you can choose who to devour."

The woman burst out laughing.

"Should I start with the heart?"

"Always with the heart." Pyronica came closer, swaying her hips, and patted the woman's chest with the tip of her finger. "It's the tastiest part."

The woman wrapped the boa around her neck.

"They might find me too impudent."

"Pfff, I haven't found a species that doesn't appreciate beautiful shapes." Pyronica took another turn, twirling on her heels. "They will love you if you know how to move! Claim the place as yours, as if it had always been yours. Seduce the camera and draw the attention."

"And then, devour everyone," concluded the woman.

Pyronica snapped her fingers.

"Exactly."

The woman laughed, both hands pressed against her chest. She wiped a tear of mirth from her eye and her gaze fell on the white and gold dress.

"You know what?" She pushed the dress away with the toe of one bare foot, making it fall to the ground. "I want something more vibrant. I want to get colors out of the film like you do." She brought a finger to her lips. "I won't be able to speak, but my acts will talk for me."

 


 

"And so I talk to this human all the time," Hectorgon explained. "We discuss the decomposition of images and how to represent objects from different points of view - very interesting things, you know. He shows me his idea of how to shatter shapes and put them back together on the canvas and it's all very interesting. So I think: "Great, now he'll start this new movement and will give it my name!" and what does he call it instead? Cubism. Cubism. Cubes. I'm hexagonal. What do cubes have to do with me?"

"I would like to help you, but I don't know how." Keyhole shrugged. "Also I'm not sure what I did, but I think I started female suffrage."

"I told a guy to stop moping and he built something called a radio," Paci-fire replied, in his usual cavernous tone.

Hectorgon dropped his arms.

"I don't even know why I'm telling it to you."

 


 

"Wait what?"

"What the heck is going on in Europe?!"

"Why did that guy shoot the king?"

"Who started this?"

"Humans are killing themselves!"

"Bill!"

"What does this have to do with me? Do you think I would like to see them dead? Then who would build my portal?"

"Paci-fire, I told you to stop insulting humans to make them build new stuff!"

"I have nothing to do with it."

"Oh no, I screwed up!" 8-Ball put his hands to his head. "I shouldn't have inspired that little Australian girl to steal a lollipop!"

"Something tells me you have nothing to do with it," Pyronica replied.

"Then who...?"

A sad whimper interrupted the discussion and Xanthar threw himself on Bill, rubbing his muzzle against him.

"Xanthar!" Bill exclaimed. "You did it?!"

Another sad whimper.

"And how the hell would he do it?"

"Come on, it's impossible!" Hectorgon said. "How could he have started such a big war?!"

"Bad, Xanthar!" Bill scolded him. "No world wars between humans!"

"It's all my fault! And that little girl's!"

"Someone please calm down 8-Ball."

"I don't know what I was doing." Keyhole shrugged. "But I think I inspired them to invent the tank."

"All right, we can solve this." Bill ran his gaze over all of them. "Talk to all the heads of state and generals. Let's end this war: I need humans alive to build the portal."

 


 

"Bill! Bill!"

"For the last time, 8-Ball: inspiring children to steal does not lead to wars or natural disasters"

"It's not that." He grabbed his arm, gloating. "I've just made them develop a new style of music! Come and hear it!"

8-Ball led him to a crowded bar with tables. The light was raining on a huge stage and all the humans were facing in that direction to watch the dancers twirl and jump in their fringed dresses, bright smiles as they moved to the rhythm of that unstoppable music. Even musicians did not seem to hold back, animated by the cheerful pink of the piano, by the red and blue shades that mingled in the sound of saxophone and cello, but above all by the vibrant yellow of trumpets that permeated the air.

Bill took a deep breath and the yellow - his yellow - made the dream world vibrate, erased the billions of light years that separated it from Dimension 46'\ and transported him there, in a world of glitter and smiles, with the results of his creation who celebrated life between dances.

"Do you like it?" 8-Ball asked. He too swayed in place, shaking his shoulders and tapping his foot in time to the music.

"If I like it?" Bill exclaimed. His voice thrilled pure yellow as well. "I love it!"

"Humans called it jazz," 8-Ball replied. "I don't know what that means, but I like it a lot too."

A spontaneous laugh rose to his lips and Bill let it out, let his laugh mingle with the yellow of the trumpets. The same yellow, the same sound, the same taste, the same scent, the same texture. And the feeling was also the same as in a previous life, when he lay on the ground and laughed with joy at the thought of being alive.

I am the color.

And I've never been more alive.

That was his personal Roule, in which the color was his and it was celebrated through all senses, in an endless party.

He grabbed 8-Ball's arm and pulled him forward. He took a glass of martini from a dream table and swallowed it in one gulp, then turned to his friend.

"Let's have fun!" he invited him. "These roaring twenties are fantastic!"

 


 

"How is it possible?!" Bill screeched, grabbing the top with his hands. "8-Ball invents jazz and you start me another World War?! How did you do it?"

"I just told that human to stop moping for not becoming a painter," Paci-fire shrugged. "Then I must have mentioned my killings on countless moons and he took me a little too literally."

"Just a little?" Bill pointed to the islands around, red and black colors visible even through the mists that covered them. "He's exterminating humans!"

"I don't know if it can help," Keyhole timidly ventured, "But somehow I invented the radar..."

"See?" Bill raised a hand towards him, still talking to Paci-fire. "Couldn't you be more like Keyhole, which is a sort of discovery-making machine?"

"I wanted to be useful," Paci-fire justified himself, "I couldn't have known that he would have declared war on all of Europe."

Bill sighed in frustration.

"They were finally learning to live in peace," he snorted, "After wasting CENTURIES with their STUPID fights!"

"If I go and tell him to stop moping..."

"Don't." Bill pointed a finger at him. "Stay here. I'll find a way to stop the human, before he does further damage." A deep sigh. "When they take the initiative, I would like to kill them all."

 


 

"I love this pop art thingy!" Teeth exclaimed. "And look, the human likes it too!"

Kryptos and Keyhole looked down: the human strode from one side of his studio to the other, carrying a canvas twice his size. With a single gesture, he spread it perfectly to the ground and lowered the frame, covered in bright green, over it. Without giving them a single glance, he brushed his hair back from his forehead and grabbed the coating blade.

"It won't be introspective like abstract art or weird like cubism, but I find it nice," said Teeth. "The human's very interested in all those products he finds at the supermarket, but he also represented me a couple of times!"

"Can he hear us?" Kryptos asked, pointing to the human focused on his work.

"I doubt it," Teeth replied. "Sometimes he doesn't even hear me. But when he hears me, he's pretty happy and tells me everything he does. It's funny! I often visit him just to have a chat!"

"It's very nice, Teeth," Kryptos told him, with a smile. "And don't worry if you haven't inspired so many people: we're not all like Keyhole, who every human he talks to makes a revolutionary discovery."

"I'm not that good," Keyhole defended himself.

"Where have you been, before you came here?"

"I was just talking to a human," he replied, shrugging, "Then, I don't know how, he invented a glass thread through which light passes and called it "optical fiber"..."

Kryptos raised his eyebrow and crossed his arms.

"It was a coincidence!" Keyhole insisted. "Like all other times! I've been talking to humans for years and I still haven't figured out how or why they make these discoveries. I just talk to them, then they come up with some solution by themselves. One of them told me that it was like unlocking a lock, opening the door and the answer was there. But I think he was just patronizing me."

"I just talked to him," Teeth said, pointing to the human at work. "Two words and boom!, He started putting on canvas everything he could find around."

"There are humans who are like this," Kryptos admitted, sitting in midair. "They just need a push to move forward by themselves."

"What are you doing instead?" Keyhole asked.

"Mostly I find new followers to enter Freemasonry or Illuminati," he replied, with a tiny smile. "Secret societies cannot be advertised and it's not very easy to find new members who are ready, rich and intelligent."

"Rich?"

"Sure, otherwise who can finance your discoveries?"

"Oh man," Keyhole let out a half laugh. "Then I have to thank you."

"I'm just giving a little help to the secret societies I've created."

"And you're working behind the scenes to help us too." Keyhole gave him a friendly punch. "That's actually very you. And you do the same with Bill: he's the queen of the show and you're the operator who makes sure to keep everything going smoothly."

Kryptos hid a smile behind his hand.

"You make it seem more important than it is."

"Don't you want to inspire humans too?" Teeth asked.

"I leave the discoveries to you, who are more skilled than me," he replied, raising both hands. "I don't want to end up unleashing the next war between humans."

"At that point, Bill would kill us," Keyhole said. "By the way, any good news about the portal?"

"I'm getting as many funds as possible," Kryptos answered. "But I can't do much more than that. It has to be Bill to explain to the human how the portal should work and he has to be the one who will go through it first. If he goes through, then we'll know it's good."

Keyhole shook his head, the smile sliding off his face.

"If only he had told us before..." He sighed, looking up. "Humans have improved a lot in the years we've been talking to them. If Bill warned us earlier, they would've evolved at least twice as fast."

"Hey." Kryptos put a hand on his shoulder. "At the end, he told us about it. Let's not forget about this. He wanted our help and stopped isolating himself."

Keyhole looked at him and the corners of his mouth turned up.

"You're right." He patted his hand. "It's still a step forward, compared to before."

"And we'll find the solution for the portal, together" Teeth added. "Then everything will be as it once was."

"Maybe," Keyhole nodded.

And between the two, Kryptos felt his thoughts closer to Keyhole's.

 


 

"Staaanleeeeey!" Bill trilled. "I'm hooooooooome!"

The hotel he had created to imprison Stanley was huge and labyrinthine, the spaces too tall and narrow. Stanley was hiding, of course, but it was useless: Bill knew exactly where to find him.

"Come on, come out!" He tempted him, with a gentle voice. "Where are you hiding?"

I know very well where you are: this is my nightmare.

The white door was closed and, despite the brick wall separating them, Bill could see the human there, as clear as if he were standing in front of him, shaking in a corner, knife in hand.

With a smile, Bill lifted the hatchet and hit the door, with such force to break the wood. From inside the room, came a cry of fear.

"Staaaaanley! We had a deeeeaaal!" sang Bill, throwing one, two, three more blows against the door. "I helped you simulate the moon landing and you would've convinced NASA to build my portal!"

Another, more violent blow tore off half a wood plank. Stanley screamed, the knife raised between his trembling hands.

"And then," Bill continued, raging on the wood, "Are you going to tell me that you DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE? That the landing was SUCCESSFUL? Do you think I care, that you REALLY arrived on the moon?"

Bill pulled the hatchet back, tearing off the rest of the plank as well. He peered into the crack he had made, his eye bent into a smile.

"A deal is a deal, Stanleeey!" he sang.

Stanley flattened himself against the wall, screaming as if that were enough to protect him.

Ah, sometimes humans were a real blast.

 


 

"Guys, seriously, I have no idea how I did it," Keyhole began, "But I invented the first personal computer."

"Ok, this story is borderline ridiculous." Hectorgon threw his arms up. "It's not possible that, with any human you speak, you come up with a discovery."

"He's just better than the rest of us, that's all," Amorphus Shape replied in her placid deep voice.

"Just better?" Bill put his arm around Keyhole, laughing. "If I didn't do something too, he would've been a better Muse than me!"

"I could never beat you, boss. You're the best."

"I know, I know," he replied, patting him on the head. "But keep going with your work anyway: these humans always need some extra help."

"I'm teaching children not to steal!" 8-Ball jumped in enthusiastically. "And I'm convincing them to become musicians when they grow up!"

"Well, it can always come in handy," Bill considered.

"I... didn't tell a human to stop moping," said Paci-fire. "I told him to try again... and he liked the idea. So he created something called "videogame"."

"Very good!" Pyronica wrapped her arms around his head. "You make me so proud!"

"Still obsessed with cinema?"

"Of course!" She replied, turning to Hectorgon. "Humans just invented it, I want to see what they'll do with it! There are so many performances that can be improved, with my help!"

"I'm sure you'll do a great job, you're fantastic," Bill told her, giving her a wink. He raised a hand. "So, who wants a drink?"

"Me! Me!"

"It has been so long since my last one!"

Too many years!"

"To us! And to the humans' progress!"

"They've reached space, they'll go everywhere!"

"And when they'll build my portal," Bill said, raising his glass, "We will be the ones to go into their world!"

The others roared their approval and toasted. Bill closed his eye and raised the glass to his lips, letting the martini slide down. It left him a slight tingle, an echo of the much stronger sensation he could have felt with a physical body.

For now, that's enough.

He was still on the dream plane, where there were no physical bodies. That sensation was only an illusion of his senses and, for the moment, he could be satisfied with it. Soon everything would change: humans were making great steps forward with their technology and the next portal would be the right one.

Por... tal... ide ... order ... nant ...

Bill squeezed his eye tighter, tried to swim through the still sea of his powers, to dig a way to the voices of omniscience, so that he could hear them better.

Arrive... mato... falls ... cir... cle... ford... nes...

If only the voices had been clearer, if at least they had remained the same despite the loss of his physical form...

His thoughts vanished, every other thought disappeared, his eye widened. Something was pulling him from the center of the shape. And, in the back of his mind, distant words echoed.

A prayer. A shaman with paint-stained fingers, a circle in a cave.

"A simple and clear style, easy for anyone to understand."

The black eyes of a man who lived centuries ago, in his favorite place.

"Modoc," Bill murmured. He turned and heard distant words calling for him. They attracted him, like a rope wrapped around his shape. They pulled him forward, over the sea, towards his favorite place on earth, into the cave where Modoc had transcribed the invocation formula.

Centuries after Modoc's last invocation, a human was calling him back to the place Quentin called Gravity Falls.

"Bill? Are you all right?"

The invocation pulled him again from the center of his shape.

"I have to go," he said, without looking back, "Go on without me."

He barely allowed himself to finish the sentence and his form was already moving, attracted by the invocation words. He closed his eye and spied from his image in the cave: he saw a young human, with a long coat and a lantern in his hand, looking around, discouraged. With a sigh, he lowered the lantern, turned on his heel, and headed for the exit.

He's a scientist.

Bill followed him as he exited the cave, shifting his view between the trunks of the birch trees. The human had his hands buried in his pockets, two books under his arm, his head bowed. On his head, fluffy brown hair with a taste of cotton candy.

A researcher.

The human sat against the trunk of one of the trees, looked up at the sky and sighed again. He raised a hand to shield himself from the sun's rays and the light cast the shadow of six fingers across his face.

Strange from birth.

The researcher closed his eyes and let his hand drop.

And he's living in my favorite place on earth.

The attraction became less intense. Bill reopened his eye in the dream plane and recognized the island he was approaching: a blue island, with shards of gold poking out of the fog.

It's the right one.

He adjusted his bow tie and, with one leap, Bill Cipher entered the Dreamscape of the man who would have changed the world.

 

END OF CHAPTER 35

END OF ACT VI - DIMENSION 46'\

Notes:

1. Lovercraft lived in the first years of 1900. And yes, he was deeply afraid of fish: that's how he got the inspiration for his eldritch creatures.

2. Vasilij Vasil'evič Kandinskij is the father of abstract art. He has been my inspiration for Bill's synesthesia and everything written is entirely a reference to what Kandinskij himself thought about color and shapes.

3. Black and white movies started to develop in the 30s, when there was also the birth of the first silent divas. Was that an occasion to imagine Pyronica rocking a feather boa? Absolutely.

4. Pablo Picasso has been the father of cubism and I'm childish, but I loved the idea that he spoke with an Hexagon and decided to call his art "Cubism".

5. The First World War started with the assasination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28, 1914. That's the "king" the Henchmaniacs refer to.

6. Roaring twenties, the period during which jazz gained a huge popularity. I don't know why, but I think 8-Ball would love jazz as much as Bill.

7. The Second World War (1939-1945) started thanks to a guy who wanted to be a painter. I think you know who he is, considering he has a uber-duper-too-famous mustache.

8. The guy Teeth talked about all focused on pop art is, of course, its father: Andy Warhol.

9. Stanley is Stanley Kubrick. According to backlight Journal 3, Bill helped him fake the moon landing, hoping that, in return, Kubrick would convince NASA to build a functioning portal. When NASA rejected the proposal, Bill cursed Kubrick with bizarre nightmares, which, in an ironic twist, ended up helping him in his film career. And the scene we saw is taken from his most famous movie.

10. The last guy is an interesting researcher. A pretty weird six-fingered guy who, as Bill will tell him, is the man destined to change the world.

Man, another act ended. We will meet again next week for the seventh and final act, where we will know the man who changed the world, see his story from Bill's pov, meet the canon and finally reach the conclusion of this long journey.

Chapter 54: ACT VII - Fifty-four

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VII - STANFORD

CHAPTER 54

 

Stanford Pines was special.

He was a clever human - one of the most brilliant of his kind. He could exploit the knowledge of thousands of scholars before him and he willingly did it: his mind was fresh and supple, a sponge that absorbed every new teaching and made it his own. He loved learning and that knowledge made his studies richer, deeper, more intense.

I studied the shape of Gravity Falls' hill and the geological strata don't match. Too recent layers are too close to the surface, and they cannot have deposited naturally: there must be something huge, buried under that hill."

He was strange. Six fingers - a delightful little oddity that stood out in a sea of mundane humans, a red spot on a gray field. Ford was embarrassed by them and, without realizing it, he hid them in his pockets or curled them in fists. But Bill forced him to move them, to hold objects, to stretch them: his fingers were a hymn to weirdness, why hide them? Especially since he lived in the weirdest place on the planet!

I've never found them much… I prefer to ignore them, that's it. I have no happy memories related to my hands. They are just fingers…! Let's talk about something else, please."

Stanford adored him. It had been years since a human had addressed Bill as "my Muse" and Stanford had taken little to make that greeting his own. He thought of Bill as the Muse who came to inspire him in dreams, he had written in his Journals about how Bill helped him in research. He had even started to fill the house with memorabilia to honor Bill.

Without the friendship and help of my Muse, more than once I would have found myself stranded in my research. I will never be grateful enough to him for everything he has done for me."

The first meetings had been a bit uncertain: Stanford was suspicious, unwilling to open up and cooperate, without proof of Bill's skills. Did he really want to inspire him? Did he really exist, on another dimensional plane?  Did Stanford's delusional mind make him? Did Bill really just want to help?

“Forgive me, maybe you're full of good intentions… but I don't know if you really exist. And… I don't want to chase an illusion. If all of this isn't just a dream, I... I need proof to trust you. Prove it to me, please."

And Bill had gladly proved it. All it took was a little ritual, taking possession of a gnome and giving Ford a couple of formulas to help him in his research: that little trick had been enough to make Bill welcome in Stanford Pines' Dreamscape first and Mindscape later.

Since then, his every other word had been met with blind trust: Stanford had done everything Bill told him and his discoveries had been greater than before. Whenever they met, Stanford welcomed him with a broad smile, eyes sparkling with joy and an outstretched hand to invite him into that shared space.

“Bill! I was waiting for you! I have so many things I would like to talk to you about!"

Stanford Pines was full of virtues: he was weird, smart, ready to learn and always happy to see him. But, above all, Stanford had a fundamental merit.

He was so, so, oh so gullible.

 


 

"Are you sure you want to focus only on him, Bill? Look, there are a lot of interesting humans right now. Many work for NASA too! Wouldn't you rather go to them, who already have funds to build the portal?"

"Funds are not a problem, Ford has some too. What they need is a lot of material, some space to build and no one to disturb. Ford is in Gravity Falls, which is the last place the government wants to visit. He lives close to an alien spacecraft full of materials and has a secret laboratory under his house. Also, he lives alone. How likely are they going to bother him?"

"But maybe a NASA scientist can get help..."

"A NASA scientist has neither materials, nor space: if they wanted materials, they must take them from Area 51, but then the government would investigate. If by sheer luck they had materials, where would they start building? Inside NASA, where someone might find out? At their house? And wouldn't the government keep an eye on them, given their suspicious actions? No, the situation is too unstable with this stupid struggle between superpowers. Now we need a man who goes unnoticed."

"This Stanford guy doesn't exactly go unnoticed..."

"Are you kidding me? A weird man, in the weirdest place on Earth? It's perfect! If you want to hide a lionfish, you don't put it among goldfish. You put it in the Great Barrier Reef, where all the most absurd species are."

"But…"

"Trust me, he's the one. He just needs some time. In the meantime, you're free to do whatever you want: talk to other humans, take a ride, whatever you like. But leave Stanford to me."

 


 

"Kryptos, can we talk for a moment?"

Kryptos stopped and pulled his hand away from the bubble. Hectorgon was reaching him, floating through the kaleidoscopic space of the Nightmare Realm.

"I didn't know you were out." Kryptos greeted him, with a smile. "I thought you were back inside to inspire humans."

"Keyhole does that more than enough for everyone," Hectorgon joked, glancing at the bubble. "Since Bill opened a passage for us to the dream plane, Keyhole does nothing but visit humans. I wanted to go back here to see how things are going."

"We should've done the same." Kryptos brought both hands behind the shape, squeezing them together. "We got... carried away by the novelty."

Hectorgon waved a hand, dispelling his apology.

"I just floated around the Nightmare Realm, to give a check." His tone turned serious. "And I didn't find good things."

Kryptos clenched his hands tighter.

"Are people angry?"

"They're scared," he replied. "Everyone noticed the fractures: they're too big to go unnoticed now. One of them, the one who was diverting Vahra's orbit, made the planet disappear."

"Vahra disappeared?!"

"In a couple of hours. There's nothing left now."

Kryptos brought a hand to the shape. Even though he was floating in midair, he felt like he was sinking into quicksand.

"It's terrible."

"And it's not the only one," continued Hectorgon. "Lots of orphaned planets have been devoured while they wandered through the Nightmare Realm. Two weeks ago there was a spike in physical instability, which caused a fracture to take a planet's place, and the Kjrjk galaxy was destroyed. The fracture has been contained and it's stable, for now. But that's one single case: there are millions of fractures everywhere and not all of them are immediately recognizable, because of..." he raised a hand to the space overflowing with moving colors. "This."

Kryptos looked around, at that shifting world of changing colors. It looked like the usual Nightmare Realm, with the usual nightmarish colors, the galaxies that changed shape every Thursday and the bubbles of pure madness that moved without following any physical law. However, hidden among the bands of colors, the cracks grew and widened. Invisible monsters impossible to notice, in that headache-inducing kaleidoscope.

"Some people are leaving," Hectorgon continued. "There are rumors about how all this instability is leading the Nightmare Realm to self-destruction." He curled the corner of his mustache, clearly uncomfortable saying it. "And many… well, they blame Bill. They think it's because of the changes he made, that this Dimension is collapsing."

"Is this true?" Kryptos asked, turning towards him. Is it possible that Bill's weirdness is destroying the Nightmare Realm?"

Hectorgon's gestures became more nervous.

"I don't know," he said. "It can be. It's all they talk about and since Bill is never here... well, it doesn't help."

Kryptos sighed.

"He's back to Stanford Pines."

"Of course. He doesn't do anything else, since he met that human." Hectorgon lowered his hand and sighed. "I just hope he hurries. He may have all the time in the world, but the Nightmare Realm can't wait for too long."

 


 

"Bill! I was hoping so much to see you again!"

I know, brainiac. It's all you think about.

Bill floated closer, giggling. Stanford looked at him with shiny eyes.

"Do you have any other questions for me, my little genius?" Bill asked. He held out a hand until it rested on his cheek. Ford let him do it, eyes closed, a broad smile on his lips.

Like every time, Ford's thoughts unrolled under Bill's touch and the shared space of the Mindscape became a screen, on which his entire day was reflected. Ford poured milk into a bowl and, from the Mindscape, came the echo of his fleeting thoughts: "I'm out of bread". Ford went upstairs: "I have to call Dan to fix the stairs". Ford was working, his pen running across the page along with his thoughts, one in particular hesitated and lingered: "I wonder if I'll see my Muse again tonight.".

"It was here," said Ford, raising a hand to the screen.

"While you were thinking about me?" Bill teased him.

Ford smiled, a tinge of embarrassment on his cheeks.

"Not that it was a secret," Bill continued, putting his hands on the sides. "There's nothing you can hide from me."

"I have no reason to hide anything from you," said Ford. Oh, his eyes brimmed with light and trust, delicious trust that radiated from him like rays from a star. "You're my everything."

Bill took his cheeks in his hands, his lashes caressing the tip of Ford's nose.

"I know, Ford," he said. "That's why you're the one who will change the world. Only you were smart enough to understand and accept my help."

If possible, Ford beamed even more, overflowing with pride. Bill smiled at that sight.

This human is really stupid.

"So," he changed the subject, directing his attention towards the Mindscape, on which Ford's day was still unwinding, as seen through his mind, his eyes and his thoughts. "What's bothering you?"

As if called by him, the Ford from memory looked up and saw his engineer approaching him with a bunch of papers in his hand.

Bill rolled his eye. Fiddleford McGucket: too smart for his own good, too interested in his stupid family to be flattered with fame and glory. The worst person Ford could have chosen to work with.

"Hey, Ford," Fiddleford greeted him. "Have a moment?"

"Of course," replied memory-Ford. A quick look at the papers, before he moved them to the side. "Have you checked the engine yet?"

"I checked a lot of things." Fiddleford laid the papers in front of him. "And there are errors everywhere."

"What?! Impossible!"

"Check it out for yourself." Fiddleford pointed to one of the sheets and Ford's gaze lowered to follow his finger along the strings of calculations. On the right, on one of the Mindscape holographic boards, the same calculations appeared, the equations solved to give impossible results.

"I double-checked dozens of times." Dream-Ford touched the edge of the holographic board, scrolling through the golden numbers. "And the results are always outside the safe zone."

Ford turned to Bill. His eyes had become blurred. Concern leaked from him, dripping from the walls of the Mindscape.

"According to these calculations, the portal will be unstable," Ford said, "And it will create a rift that will join two Dimensions. It won't be like a window, which I can open and close wherever I want."

Ford dropped his arm.

"Is it possible, Bill?" He asked, uneasy. "Are the calculations wrong?"

Bill put his hands behind the shape and squeezed them, to hold back the anger he felt gurgling inside him. McGucket's face peeked out from the walls of the Mindscape, each time Memory-Ford looked up from the equations.

I knew this damn human would cause problems!

Of course the calculations weren't right: the portal was not supposed to work for Ford! It had to work for Bill, so it had to be a door, half stuck in Dimension 46'\ and half in the Nightmare Realm. A window was useless for Bill, especially a window whose coordinates Ford could change! There were no coordinates to change. The coordinates set were for the Nightmare Realm only.

For a moment he saw the shaman's face, his eyes wide open, the terror in his traits as Bill had revealed the true purpose of the portal. He saw Modoc run back into the cave, draw the warnings, destroy the portal. He saw Modoc turn to look at him, before being engulfed by the flames.

"You'll never use me again."

Bill could not risk it happening again. One thing was the destruction of a portal made of twigs, unstable from the start. One thing was Ford destroying his portal, the best ever made.

He doesn't have to know what the portal is for. Not now.

Bill rolled his eye into a smile.

"Of course the calculations do not respect the common logic, Fordsy!" He kindly replied. "You're creating a portal, something that goes beyond your reality. I know this might be scary, but everything's okay: these are natural deformations in the fabric of reality. They occur every day in the Multiverse! There are Dimensions, where new portals open every hour! And if an opening portal ever deformed reality in a dangerous way, then all those worlds should have already collapsed! But they don't, because the deformations of a portal on the space-time fabric are part of the fabric, natural variations, reabsorbed by it." He chuckled. "I told you already: space-time is much more resistant than what it looks like."

Bill walked over to the holographic board and raised a hand to the equation.

"Do you see this constant? This is the interdimensional constant, which guarantees the creation of a portal. If it gets lost, you're no longer creating a portal, but a black hole that collapses on itself. And we don't want this, do we?"

"Of course not," Ford agreed.

"While this formula." Bill continued, scrolling it, "It stabilizes the connection with the dimension you want to reach. It connects them, in a way. But of course it should! Think about it: if you want to cross a river, would you build a bridge that goes halfway? Of course not, you build a bridge that connects the two parts! The portal will work the same way."

"So, if all these errors are okay, how can I tell when I'm wrong?" Ford asked. "When the results are correct?"

"Exactly!" Bill replied, tapping a finger on the holographic board. "What you're building goes beyond the rules of a single Dimension. It's something your kind never realized, that will change your world forever."

Bill floated closer.

"And it will change you," he continued, "You will no longer be just Stanford Pines. You will be the man who changed the world. When the portal opens, that will be the moment of your triumph." He raised a thumb to the Mindscape behind him, on which Ford's memories continued to flow. "Don't let yourself be discouraged by a jealous human, too down-to-earth to understand the magnitude of what you're doing."

He brought both hands to Ford's cheeks. The human looked at him enraptured, conquered, hanging from his lips with an ecstatic look.

"Fiddleford is an excellent engineer," Bill admitted, "But you are the genius. You will change the world. Of course you'll have to deal with people who're jealous of you, but that's normal. You just have to figure out who is your friend and who isn't."

Ford grabbed his hands, impetuously.

"You are my best friend!" He exclaimed. "You've always done everything for me! Forgive me, forgive me for doubting you! I shouldn't have thought the calculations were wrong. A divine mind like yours could never have given me wrong equations."

Bill gave him a sugary smile.

He had encountered several naive humans over the centuries. But oh, how easy it was to dupe Ford with just a couple of words.

Oh, Ford. You're truly the most gullible human I've ever met.

"No problem, my friend," he said. "The important thing is that your doubts have been answered."

"Only thanks to you." Ford let his hands go. He smiled and his smile was pure innocence, bright as white and soft as brown. "I can never thank you enough."

"Don't worry about it." Bill ruffled his hair in a friendly gesture. "I just need you to open the portal. I don't need anything else."

 


 

Finally, the big day arrived. It had taken centuries of discussions with humans, of patient waiting, of failed attempts. He had to make them evolve slowly and gradually, to push them in the right direction, to stimulate their ridiculous minds.

It had been a lot of work, but his efforts were finally about to be rewarded.

The portal would open in a few moments. Bill had not gone to Ford's Mindscape to check, because the time had been set long ago and Ford would never postpone the big moment of his victory.

How gullible.

Bill waited, his shape tense. What if McGucket intervened again, to instill doubt in Ford's mind? Why had an idiot like Stanford found a friend like Fiddleford? Didn't idiots attract each other? Was it possible that the only other idiot Ford had been able to attract into his life was his useless twin?

“The spirits have granted me a vision and I have seen symbols associated with humans. Special individuals, carriers of an energy opposite and contrary to yours."

He still remembered the moment when Modoc had drawn the zodiac, the symbols that must have seemed crazy and inexplicable to his little human mind. He remembered the glasses, he remembered the hand with six fingers.

Is there a connection behind it?

The voices of omniscience gurgled something, too far away to be understood. Maybe it was a sign that two of the wheel symbols had come here, to Gravity Falls, and interacted with each other and Bill. Maybe that was what made McGucket's interference so dangerous. Had it not been the Glasses of the zodiac, perhaps his words would have been less important to Ford.

It did not matter. The zodiac had been only the small threat of a mortal, who did the drama queen and set himself on fire, only to oppose Bill's will. That ridiculous threat couldn't do anything to him at the time, it couldn't do anything to him at that moment. Bill had won: the portal had been built anyway, despite Modoc's stupid warnings, and it would soon open, granting him passage.

And, once in the Dimension he created, the power would come back to him.

The Nightmare Realm vibrated, its colors warning him that something new was coming, something that smelled of

home

Dimension 46'\. Bill waited, anxious, and before his eye, the vibrant colors were broken by a new light, white and blue, much brighter than that of an ordinary portal.

Compared to a natural portal, the one created was not just blue: its light blue was divided into small bands that widened from the center, alternating with wider white areas. The color did not swirl in a spiral, as in the typical portal, but just waved. It was like a water's surface, rippled by concentric waves.

It was stable and with very few fluctuations.

It's really working.

Before Bill could get closer, the surface rippled and, from the heart of the portal, a mannequin appeared, dangling in the gravity-free space of the Nightmare Realm. It had a rope tied around its waist, the end of which led into the portal. What if Bill grabbed the mannequin and gave two tugs, like a hooked fish? Ford would be animated by a fisherman's spirit, pulled with all his might and not only would he bring back the mannequin, but Bill too! Two fish with one hook!

Chuckling, Bill reached out to grab the rope, when something else appeared from the portal. A second head, this time covered by hair, a white coat and more liveliness than a mannequin.

The head lifted, showing the bewildered face of Fiddleford McGucket. The human met Bill's gaze and stared at him, puzzled, a wrinkle between his eyebrows. Bill could hear the pieces connecting in his little brain, the details coming together: Ford's incredible ideas, his studio flooded with images of Bill, the miscalculations of the portal.

He had seen too much.

Bill reached him in an instant and grabbed his cheeks, forcing the engineer to look at him.

"Hello, Fiddleford."

A blink of an eye and Fiddleford looked to the bottom of his pupil, among the images that Bill showed him.

And now let's see if you'll interfere again.

 


 

The Henchmaniacs watched him, all gathered in the dream space, waiting. A group of curious spectators, waiting to hear why Bill had wanted them all there, on the border between Ford's Dreamscape and Mindscape.

Bill put his hands behind the shape, savoring the wait a little longer. He wouldn't have had other occasions to say such a thing, after all.

He looked at them one by one, scrolling through the various degrees of curiosity, to finally make the big announcement.

"The door is open."

 


 

This had surely been… unpleasant.

Ford figured out the truth. After Bill's prank, Glasses had gone mad and started talking about the apocalypse with such determination to startle Ford: within a few days, paranoia had prevailed and Ford had ended up eavesdropping on Bill talking in the Mindscape with his companions.

"Where does the portal really lead?"

He had finally asked him a real question! No more “Will I be famous?", "Will they appreciate me?", "Will building this portal help me come to terms with my pathetic life and my decision to be alone, abandoning my family?” (The answers would have been: yes, no and hahaha no). He finally understood that the portal was not built to help him with his discoveries or feed his lousy ego, but for Bill. It had never been the portal for Ford, but always for Bill.

And it had taken him long enough to figure it out, given how much he bragged about his intelligence! If he boasted his ego a little less and used his mind a little more, he would immediately understand that Bill was hiding something! A portal that required so much energy, so many calculations and those stable coordinates… it was obvious there was something going on! He could have asked Bill a thousand questions, like why it was not possible to change the coordinates. Or, even better, why the portal required only one formula, with so many stability constants: If the portal was an unstable rift in space-time, what was the use of adding all that stability?

It was for Bill, of course. It was a portal created for him, for his already too-unstable shape. It was not the window that Ford expected to use as he pleased.

And this discovery had led to a drama, even more dramatic than Modoc's. Oh no, the portal that was supposed to make him famous and save the world was actually a door for Bill! And Bill didn't want to go through the portal to come and save some humans, no: he wanted to come and make things weird and funny. And this was very terrible, apparently. Oh no, some real fun! We can't face it! The only thing we humans know how to do well is waste our mortal life, following stupid rules that we have built for ourselves! Drama! Betrayals! Monster!

“You're not a benevolent being. You are a monster."

“You don't listen. You don't understand. You just do what you want, without thinking about anything else. And I won't let you do it anymore."

For a split second, Bill feared Ford would follow Modoc's footsteps. He feared that, consumed by rage, Ford would go down to the laboratory, tear the cables, put the equipment out of order, burn everything. And in the end, in a supreme act of spite, kill himself, taking out in one single swoop the best human of his time and the most stable portal ever built.

Luckily for Bill, Ford was not Modoc. He wasn't a foolish and reckless shaman, more interested in natural spirits and his people than himself. Ford cared about saving his stupid skin and still pursued that pathetic desire to be famous and accepted: how could he destroy the biggest project of his life?

But Bill was also bad, it seems - as if wanting to bring fun made people bad. Ford really had to rethink his life choices - and so he couldn't leave the portal open. So what could he do? Turn it off, of course! As if that were enough to discourage Bill! Oh no, Ford doesn't want to turn the portal on! How can you turn something on if Ford doesn't want to? It's impossible! Ford is so big and scary, uuuuh!

Bill laughed, slapping Stanford's face again.

"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!" He said, laughing at his reflection. Sixer's cheeks had gone red and each stroke made them tingle, electrical pain signals from the skin to the brain, sparks singing through the nerves.

Pain is a blast!

Once the whole face turned red, Bill stepped away from the mirror and looked around, waving his arms here and there, looking for the next thing to do. Sixer had finally gone to bed, so Bill seized the opportunity to take control: he bought him twenty packs of chamomile tea (then arranged in a comfortable pyramid on the pillow), piled snow in the driveway to not be reached, ordered a pizza and sang a couple of jazz tunes out loud while hitting the hot stove with Ford's bare hands.

Now he had also finished slapping Ford, so there was only one thing left to do...

"Read Fordsy's secret diary!" Bill exclaimed, throwing himself into Ford's chair, with one of the Journals pressed against his chest.

"What have you added since last time?" He chanted, as he sat sideways, with his head against an armrest and his legs waving in mid-air. He opened the Journal and leafed through it. "Booo, you deleted the compliments you gave me! So others won't think I'm a real gentleman! And this part? “Beware of Bill! This masked nightmare will seduce you with endless flattery, until he gets what he wants"." Bill read aloud. "Oh, Fordsy, you always give me the best compliments! You grasped my essence with so few words! A real artist!"

Bill burst out laughing, while throwing his head back.

" “Never let it enter your mind”. What, are you regretting our deal now? You didn't seem so sorry, when I entered your mind to carry on your studies or spent the nights writing for you while you slept! “How many of my dreams have been manipulated?": You forgot to mention that it was YOU who gave me access to your dreams! And to your mind. And to your thoughts. And to your memories. And let's not forget about your body, which I am in control of right now!"

He rolled onto his side, the Journal propped up in front of him. Ford's lines overflowed with fear, paranoia growing with each sentence, the blood spilled on the pages gave an even more frantic vibe to his words. Bill stroked them with his fingers, smiling.

"Oh, Ford, how many things I could do to you, if I really wanted to hurt you," he said. He lifted Ford's arm in front of him, turning his hand from side to side. "I could take you to the top of the waterfall and throw you down. I shouldn't even go that far, the water tower would be enough! Or I could take you to the city and get involved in a fight." He joined his fingers to shape a gun and closed one eye, pretending to aim at something. "I find the most dangerous human, I challenge him and... pem, pem, pem! Or, I'll take you to the forest and let the Gremloblin devour you! Whaddaya think about that? I bet that's how you would like to die: devoured by something strange. Perfect for a freak like you!"

He laughed so hard, he had to hold his belly with his hands. The Journal fell to the ground as Bill waved his legs in the air.

Little by little, the laughter subsided and Bill was able to catch his breath. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the fallen Journal: the cover had closed, revealing the glittering six-fingered hand on which the number three was written.

"You're lucky, Ford, I don't need you dead," Bill said, calmer. He reached out and picked up the Journal from the ground. "On the contrary, I want you to be healthy, to open my portal! You'll have to be at your best and make me look good with the gang."

He scrolled through the pages, passed the bloodstained ones again and came to a page called "Hide it". Ford was serious if he had decided to hide the Journals, rather than leave the instructions on how to operate the portal to Bill.

"As if I were so stupid, Fordsy," Bill smiled, curling the edge of the page. "I dealt with humans much more annoying than you. And it doesn't make much sense to write all three of your diaries' hiding places here! It should be a secret!"

He laughed again, lifting the Journal above his head.

"You're too naive, Sixer," he commented. "Oh no, you want to hide the instructions to make the portal work! What a fearsome plan! What will I do? I'm just the one who gave you the instructions in the first place! Clearly I can't get the portal to work if you hide the three Journals away!"

Bill let go of the Journal, which fell on his chest. With a chuckle, he put a hand on his forehead and pretended to faint.

"You're such a powerful threat!" He said. "I'm only the All-Seeing Eye, the most omniscient and powerful creature in the Multiverse! While you are the great and fearsome Ford Pines, with your life expectancy of sixty years and your terrifying weapon of hiding things from me! I'm sooo terrified! I have to be careful, facing such a terrible enemy!"

Bill burst out laughing and his laughter filled the silent house. But how could he not find it amusing? This whole thing was the funniest thing, since Thomas Beale thought he could kill him!

"This place is a boooore!" Bill complained. He threw the Journal up and it fell back on one edge, right in the middle of his chest, taking the breath out of his lungs. "Oooof! Heheh, funny." He raised a hand and searched for something on the table behind him. "And your secret diaries are boring too! You're writing down your great discoveries, put some fun in it! Cheer up! And I'm barely mentioned! Is this the treatment to give to your beloved Muse?" He grabbed a pen between his fingers, blew the cap off and brought it close to the paper. "Let me leave my mark a little deeper, friendo."

There's nothing you can do, Stanford. I control your mind, your body and your dreams. You're not even able to protect yourself or keep your Journals safe from me, you have no chance to do the same with a portal! Don't waste time challenging me, it's a battle you lost from the start. You can't do anything against me.

Just give up, Sixer.

 


 

Finding out he was waking up was always the worst.

Stanford jumped up, breathing heavily, eyes wide: he had fallen asleep. It happened again, despite all his efforts. And this time he was in bed, with the covers tightly pulled over his tired body: Bill had made a warm cocoon for him to help him rest.

How long have I slept?

He threw the blankets aside and stood up, first one foot, then the other. They looked fine. He stretched out his arms in front of him and those too were fine. He pulled back the sleeves of his sweater: apart from a burn on his left forearm, there was nothing else on his skin.

What had Bill done while he slept?

He stood up and his legs supported him. Aside from the fast heartbeat and the burn on his arm, his body looked fine.

Panic tightened the pit of his stomach. He shouldn't have fallen asleep. He couldn't afford to give in to exhaustion, not like that. Bill was always watching: Ford could feel his eye peering at him from the corners, from the windows, from the covered images that filled every corner of his house. He was waiting for the right moment.

What did he do while I was sleeping?

His mouth was dry. He went to the bathroom: he had to rinse his face and recover a little. And never sleep. No more sleep. Bill no longer had to enter his mind. Every time he made that fatal mistake, Bill could do who knows what.

He opened the door and walked over to the sink, still checking his elbows, shoulders, finger joints. Everything was fine except in his mind, where there was absolute blackout.

It was not possible that Bill hadn't done anything. He always did something, however bizarre. Like when he had found twenty packs of chamomile tea on his pillow: a defiance that made his stomach turn at the mere memory.

Bill was always watching and he was just waiting for Ford to go back to sleep.

Can't sleep.

The cool water on his face dispersed the last remnants of tiredness, at least for the moment. Ford raised his head and what he saw in the mirror made him move back, screaming.

Bill had done something. He had left a message on the bathroom mirror, in large red letters that streaked the transparent surface. A short message.

HELLO

SIXER

Ford reached out a shaking hand until it touched one of those red stripes. He brought his index finger to the lips, then touched it with the tip of his tongue.

It was blood.

He spat into the sink, over and over, then rinsed his mouth. When he raised his head again, his face was whiter than the wall behind him.

Blood. Blood on his mirror.

What had Bill done, while he was in his body?

Ford ran out of the bathroom and undressed quickly, searching every inch of his skin. There were no cuts or wounds. Not even the slightest sting.

It's not my blood.

His stomach tightened.

But then, whose blood is it?

Nausea increased. He rummaged through his clothes: all clean. No trace of blood. He dressed on the fly and ran downstairs, escaping from the bathroom with that disturbing message.

What had Bill done? Who had he killed? When? Ford threw open a window and looked out: snow, snow and more snow. Not even the road leading to his door was visible.

Bill couldn't have gone too far: Ford had been asleep briefly (how long? Minutes? Hours? Days?). Bill hadn't had enough time. He must have gotten rid of everything quickly. Perhaps, under that same snow, he had hidden the corpse from which he had taken the blood.

Nausea reached his throat and Ford shivered in the cold winter air. He slammed the window and went to the kitchen.

Bill must have left some clue as to what he had done. Any clue. What did he do?

The sink was empty, in the basket there was a pizza box and a can of soda.

He looked at his hands again: no trace of blood, not even under his nails.

What did he do with my body?

He opened the refrigerator and his attention was drawn to a package all wrapped in paper. He pulled off a flap and his heart skipped a beat.

Inside there was a pig heart.

His legs buckled and Ford fell to his knees to the floor. The heart was still red and a pool of blood had collected in the paper it was wrapped in. It was the same red as the message on the mirror.

Ford leaned his forehead against the refrigerator shelves. Relief and panic washed over him in waves, making him shiver with cold and fear.

Bill was playing with him.

Anger blossomed in the center of his chest, reached his mind and flooded his whole body, burning like fire. Ford lifted his head and got up again.

"Are you having fun?" He shouted to Bill's image in the stained-glass window. "I know you're watching!"

The familiar laughter exploded in his head, echoing only because Ford was awake. Yet he could still hear Bill there, nestled in the back of his mind, watching and laughing at him.

Did you like my little greeting?

"Go away!" Ford screamed. He kicked the refrigerator, closing it. "Leave me alone! I will never help you again!"

What a cold heart, Ford. I wanted to be nice and this is what I get?

"SHUT UP!" He yelled. "I won't let you take control again!"

Let's talk about it next time you'll fall asleep.

"It won't happen again!" Ford pointed a finger at the window. "I won't let you realize your plans!"

Bill's laughter filled his mind, an echo that grew in intensity.

"Stop it, shut up!" Shouted Ford, grabbing his head. "Go away!"

It was you who gave me permission to enter your body as I pleased. It was you who offered me your Mindscape. It was you who opened all the doors to me.

"Stop it, stop it, stop it!" Ford grabbed an apple and threw it against the window. "You betrayed me! "

Geeez, I didn't think you disliked the message so much! And I did it with my heart! Ahahahaha! Get it? Heart!

Ford gave a frustrated growl and marched out of the kitchen, stomping his feet.

You used to like my jokes.

"When you were worthy to be heard!"

It's not like you're really ignoring me right now. On the contrary, your ears are very perked.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" He yelled. "OUT OF MY HEAD, CIPHER!"

In response, his mind was filled with another laugh.

"Tormenting me will lead nowhere!" Ford insisted. "I will never help you again!"

Never say never, Sixer. A lot of things change, especially when the human life expectancy is so short.

"I'm not crazy enough to fall into the same trick twice!"

I have some doubts about this.

Ford shot a cold glance at one of the prisms on his desk. In response, Bill chuckled again and Ford threw the prism to the ground.

Bill laughed harder.

You're a lot more fun when you lose your temper.

"Is that so?" snapped Ford, turning to another window. "Do you think it's just a game?"

Yes, Sixer, because it is. This is nothing more than a pastime for me. I'm playing with you: you should consider yourself lucky that I find you so funny.

"I'M NOT YOUR TOY!" He shouted. "I'M NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU!"

Another disturbing laugh filled his head. Frustration hit him like a wave, pushed him to throw down more prisms, his books, his documents. Yet no matter how hard he tried, no matter how hard he wanted him out of his head, Bill was still there, laughing at his useless efforts.

There was nothing he could do to stop him, that was the truth. Bill had the upper hand and the bloody message on his bathroom mirror was just another proof.

That's right. I can take your body anytime I want, Sixer. If I wanted, I could let you kill someone and you won't even remember it!

"Stop reading my mind!"

Bill burst out laughing.

YOUR mind? This is MY mind. Everything you have belongs to ME. You belong to ME. Just give up.

"NEVER!" Ford grabbed one of the prisms from the ground and threw it against the wall. "GO AWAY!"

The prism shattered into sharp shards, which filled the floor with colored reflections. Ford stepped on them, over and over, until everything else was gone and all that was left was his own heavy breath.

 

Notes:

Soooo... Bill's favourite human took things a little too seriously :P

But here we are: Ford and Bill's relationship grows and is destroyed in the span of a couple years. Now things can only go worse, can they?

Well yes, because we all remember what happened next: the portal opened again and a certain scientist found himself in the Multiverse. What will happen, once Bill's little plaything pops up uninvited? :)))

Chapter 55: ACT VII - Fifty-five

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VII - STANFORD

CHAPTER 55

 

Okay, this had been… unexpected.

Bill was ready to hear all of Kryptos' objections about how "it was too early to do a pre-opening portal party" since Stanford still hadn't given up. He had braced himself for Hectorgon's jokes about how children still behaved like children even after millions of years. He also calculated the amount of damage Xanthar would cause by dancing and estimated how big the martini fountain had to be, to keep everyone happy. He had organized every detail, to kick off the biggest party ever in the Nightmare Realm, and calculated everything.

Except, apparently, that Stanford Pines could appear like this, out of nowhere, in the middle of said party.

A moment before, Bill was looking at the colors of the Nightmare Realm and he felt like he was smelling Dimension 46'\. A moment later, a light lit the blue band of the sky and Ford appeared before his astonished eye.

The portal has been reopened.

And the one that should have opened it had just jumped through it.

Bill had sent all his followers to get him and Ford had run away, panicked, dashing off to save his life.

So cute! He thought he could escape there, into Bill's territory!

"THE FIRST WHO FINDS HIM AND BRINGS HIM TO ME, WILL HAVE A GALAXY."

Ford could hide, but it was a matter of hours. The entire Nightmare Realm was on his trail and soon someone would find him.

He was just a simple human, after all: how far could he go?

 


 

"How is it possible that you can't find him?"

Delegate Shyrv bowed his head.

"The human must've hidden in some hole..."

"Didn't I tell you to look EVERYWHERE?" Bill interrupted him. "Why don't you find him? He's not an insect, he's big enough for you to see him! Send EVERYONE to search for him! He can't have turned into thin air!"

Also because, if the portal had reopened, I would've felt it.

The Nightmare Realm was silent, the colors emitted the usual, typical sounds. Bill raised his eye and felt them vibrate around him, caress him, whisper to him that one of the many natural portals had just opened.

I don't need a natural portal. I need Ford's.

"My Lord!" One of the Zalogre came running into the square, dominated by Bill's throne of optical illusions, and climbed the first steps, reaching the delegate Shyrv. "We saw the human near the asteroid belt! He came out of a cave and went through a portal!"

"Portal? " Bill leaned over from the throne. "Which one?"

"We didn't manage to reach it in time," answered the Zalogre, "The portal closed behind him and none of us had time to jump in!"

"DAMN IT!" Bill shouted, his outburst of anger so strong it made the whole planet shake. "I GAVE YOU  ONE JOB AND YOU FAILED IT!"

"We... we will find the human, my Lord!" The Zalogre threw himself to the ground, his head down. "Even if we should chase him throughout the Multiverse, I swear we will find him!"

The Multiverse...

His fist slackened, anger slipped away from him as Bill leaned back on the throne, tapping his fingers on the armrests.

The Multiverse was teeming with his contacts. He had centuries of agreements with traders, criminals, rulers, pirates and hunters. Entire families who had sworn loyalty to him for all generations to come, who had always asked him for a little knowledge without ever doing anything in return.

It was time for them to respect their end of the bargain, by doing something for him.

"No," Bill replied, "I already have contacts in the Multiverse to look for him. You have to check the Nightmare Realm: I want eyes in every corner and monsters present every time a portal opens. When Ford comes back - and I know he will - I want one of you to take him."

Both the Zalogre and the Shyrv bowed and ran to obey, without a single word. Bill got up from his throne and left the planet chosen as his base, heading towards one of the bubbles floating between galaxies.

He placed his hand on a green bubble and slipped into it. On his descent toward the center, the bubble filled with screens, windows of all shapes that opened throughout the Multiverse, where Bill's image was present.

Look for Stanford Pines.

Small businesses that were famous a century ago had become multidimensional empires over time. The criminals who asked for his help had extended their control over entire galaxies. In some dimensions, Bill was revered as a god and the inhabitants still obeyed the orders he had given them millennia earlier.

Find the human and bring him to me. But don't hurt him.

Stanford Pines was basically in his hands.

I need him alive.

 


 

"They found him in Dimension 4. He hid in an abandoned capsule and escaped, just before we arrived. We searched the capsule, but he didn't leave anything behind."

Bill burst out laughing, holding the shape with his hands. His contact gave him a puzzled look.

"How cute, he thinks he can escape throughout the Multiverse!" he said. "As if you were all idiots!"

The contact smiled too.

"If he thinks so, then he's underestimating us," he replied. "We'll find him, Lord Cipher."

 


 

But they didn't find him.

For two whole years, Ford disappeared, and no one in the Multiverse could tell Bill where he had gone. Finally, he was tracked down, chased and attacked: not only did he manage to escape, but he made him lose his tracks again.

So Ford was lucky. A lot. But he couldn't escape forever: the Multiverse was full of experienced hunters, who knew far more dimensional oddities than him, and had spent their entire lives chasing and catching prey. None of them would have let someone like Ford escape, not considering the mouthwatering prize Bill promised.

Still, Ford managed to quickly get rid of his tracks, but that was just a little setback: after all, the Multiverse was boundless and full of places where it was easy to get lost. Like the planets of Dimension 11, where the grass was kilometers high: if Ford had ended up there, it would have taken a long time before someone would find him again!

Bill just had to be patient. He had been patient with humans for centuries, despite their many failures. And before that, he had been patient in the Nightmare Realm for millennia, while trying to unite the entire Dimension under his rule, even though he didn't care about the place. He could wait a couple of years for one of his contacts to find Stanford Pines and bring him to Bill.

It was just a matter of time.

 


 

"And then the human jumped the last dunes and... well... we couldn't catch him."

"Is it possible that no one can catch him?" Bill replied, sulky. "It's the fifth time someone tells me he ran away! He's just a human! He has no powers, he has no weapons, he has nothing! How can he escape every time?"

"We can't understand it, Mighty All Seeing Eye: we had almost caught him, when one of the dune spiders came out of the sand and attacked us. The human must have woken it up by accident, as he was running away."

Bill snorted and looked away from Xemoria's delegate. Kryptos was sitting on the edge of the window, following the exchange: even if his mouth was half hidden behind a hand, Bill could still notice the small smile that curved his lips.

"It was pure luck, no doubt!" Continued the delegate. "But it's as if he's surrounded by pure luck: we were ten and yet we never managed to hit him once."

"Maybe it's just because you're a bunch of incompetents!" Bill retorted, shooting him a glance. "All these excuses don't change the facts: you had Ford a few meters away and you let him escape."

"Mighty All Seeing Eye..."

"I don't want to hear you anymore." Bill waved a hand, dismissing him. "Go back to your Dimension. And try to take him, this time, without inventing other stupid stories!"

The delegate nodded and knelt until his forehead touched the ground, then stood up and left, his eyes downcast. As soon as the door closed behind him, Bill dropped back into his chair with a sigh.

"I have the Multiverse covered with contacts," he began, rubbing his eye, "They put a bounty on his head so that even Time Police would start looking for him. Yet he keeps running away. He's only a human, but he always manages to escape. He has no powers, he's a mortal, he's an idiot, but he's been running for five years and no one caught him yet!"

"You could leave him alone," Kryptos suggested, approaching the throne. "It's fun to hear the excuses that your contacts make up, but you don't really need Stanford Pines. You already have the portal, up and running: you just need to find any other human to activate it. You don't need him."

Bill opened his eye again and turned to look at Kryptos.

"No," he replied. His tone was steady, his eye animated by a steel light. "I need Stanford."

"But the portal is ready," Kryptos insisted. "It's just a matter of turning it on. You don't even need a scientist: just explain how and even a kid could do it."

"No," Bill repeated. He looked in front of him, stubborn. "Stanford will open the portal and let me enter Dimension 46'\."

Kryptos opened and closed his mouth, unsure whether to be silent or to argue again. Bill turned to look at him and his gaze was enough to turn Kryptos towards a wiser silence.

I know what I'm doing.

And it was true, in a way. The voices of omniscience kept whispering Ford's name, relentlessly. To every question about Dimension 46'\, the answer was Stanford Pines.

Stanford was crucial in opening the passage. Bill had to find him and he would: when he wanted something, he did everything he could to get it. And not even all the luck in the world could help a human, when they were in the sights of the almighty All-Seeing Eye.

 


 

"We located him, Lord Cipher. The human Stanford Pines is on an intergalactic ship bound for Shona."

"Finally!" Bill exclaimed, leaning towards the screen. "You got him?"

"Not yet, we're waiting for the ship to land," the general replied, "I have soldiers in all ports and at every border. All arrivals must pass through mandatory entry controls, so the human will also be forced to do it. If he tries to avoid them, the soldiers will stop him right away. If he tries to escape, the entire perimeter is surrounded and the military is ready to shoot on sight."

"No shooting," Bill retorted dryly. "I want him alive."

"We'll keep him alive," the general promised. His lips parted in a grin that left the tips of his fangs visible. "But even if by some miracle he manages to escape, the whole city is lined with posters. Everyone knows he's a wanted man."

"Someone could help him."

"Impossible, my Lord," the general said, "People are faithful to you and pray your name every day. The High Priest blessed our efforts and urged everyone to participate in the Holy Hunt, as they called it."

Holy Hunt! Bill thought, the words sounding delicious in his mind. Oh, how I missed some healthy, blind veneration.

"Stanford could escape."

"Impossible, my Lord," the general shook his head. "Soldiers are waiting for him at the gate and the entire people of Shona are ready to find him. He can't escape."

Bill's eye twitched in a smile.

Bad move, Ford. You've been good at running away all this time, but you shouldn't have gone into Dimension 15. It's pretty much a den of my followers! You had a very bad idea.

"I want to trust your words, general." Bill took the glass from the table and raised it towards the screen in a toast. "If you get the human, I will give you the promised galaxy."

The general put a hand on his shoulder and bowed. Bill raised the glass to his eye and drank, the pungent taste of the alcohol reduced to a mere tingle on the tongue.

He tightened his grip on the glass. It wasn't as satisfying as when he had a body that could feel the chills, the tingling of alcohol, the feeling of lightness. Still, it was one of the few things left that still made him feel something, albeit faint.

Soon everything will change and I will have my body back.

Bill raised his glass and it refilled by itself.

End game, Ford.

 


 

"A message from Dimension 15, my Lord."

Bill leaned over the edge of his chair and raised a hand to bring up the screen in front of him. Another wave and the incoming call was accepted: from black, the screen filled with the brown tones of Shona's army general, the red of his uniform, the blue of the wall behind him. As always, the general had a hand on his shoulder and his head bent in a bow.

Bill tightened his grip around the armrest.

They got him.

He ran away.

"So? Did you get the human?” He asked.

They got him.

The general raised his head: his face was expressionless, his four eyes steady, his lips sealed.

He ran away.

He could not escape. It was impossible that Stanford had made it this time, not when he was surrounded by soldiers. He was just an idiot and a very naive human being, not a soldier, much less a warrior. However lucky he wanted to be, it was impossible to escape from such a trap.

"My Lord." A shadow passed over the general's face. "The human proved to be much more cunning than what Dimension 8 told us. They certainly didn't have the chance to get as close as they say, otherwise they would have given us more precise information..."

The metal of his chair creaked so loudly under Bill's grip that it interrupted the general's long introduction.

"Cut to the chase," he interrupted him, with a cold voice, "Did you get him, yes or no?"

The general swallowed.

"He... he ran away."

The armrest broke with a bomb blast, splinters shot towards the wall, lodged in the floor and screen. The general jumped back, eyes wide open where the screen started to flicker.

"YOU ARE TELLING TO ME," Bill thundered in a hollow voice, his shape growing larger until it filled the whole screen, "THAT ALL YOUR SOLDIERS AND CONTROLS DIDN'T STOP A SINGLE HUMAN?"

"It was completely beyond all expectations!" The general defended himself. "It was as if the human already knew everything in advance!"

"YOU WERE SO PROUD OF YOUR CONTROLS AND SOLDIERS AND NONE OF THEM HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET ONE MEASLY HUMAN?!"

"He got off the ship with a plan, my Lord," replied the general, in a hurry. "He didn't show his face, but he hid in the skin of a Givate who shedded while it was on board..."

"SO THREE MORE ARMS AND FLAKES WERE ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM UNRECOGNIZABLE?" He asked, the tone rising to a hysterical screech. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

"We didn't recognize him immediately, but we got him at the controls!" He justified himself. "Of course we realized that something was wrong and we tried to stop him."

" AND, DESPITE YOUR NUMBER, NO ONE..."

"My Lord, he had a weapon...!"

"NONE OF YOU WAS ABLE TO GET HIM!"

"He made bombs!" Exclaimed the general, "There were two explosives made with sugar, gas and flammable liquid. There was no metal or gunpowder, otherwise we would have smelled them and stopped him in time. They were all common things, which he probably found while on the ship..."

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR THEORIES!"

"My Lord, it was just to make you understand why he surprised us." The general passed a hand over his head. "There wasn't just an explosion, but the whole command caught fire! The human was also involved! I saw him as he tried to jump the flames and save himself." He shook his head, incredulous. "The slightest mistake and he would've burned alive, in his own trap! I don't know if it was the most reckless thing I've ever seen or the craziest or..."

"STILL, YOU LET HIM ESCAPE!" Bill thundered. "HOW DID HE MANAGE TO DO IT, WITH THE WHOLE CITY LOOKING FOR HIM?"

"It started from the bombs, my Lord." The general said, lowering his head. "The explosion terrified the civilians, there was a general stampede. Everyone ran away to save themselves from the fire and he hid among the fleeing people." He shook his head, his voice overflowing with incredulous amazement. "They could've crushed him, he could've fallen and died, but he did it! He survived the flames, he survived the crowd and it's the most amazing thing I've ever..."

"YOU'RE JUST. MAKING. EXCUSES!" Bill shouted. The entire screen flickered, contact was lost for a second, and when it was restored, the general was backed off, eyes filled with fear. " YOU MADE A HUMAN ESCAPE, ONE OF THE WEAKEST CREATURES IN THE MULTIVERSE! HE WAS ALONE, YOU WERE THOUSANDS AND YOU MADE HIM ESCAPE!"

"He's not a normal creature, my Lord," the general said, words overlapping, "He almost killed himself, just to escape! And, when he ran into the crowd, he managed to dodge every single shot!"

"I'VE HEARD ENOUGH."

"My Lord..."

"SILENCE!" Bill interrupted him again. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S ABLE TO GET A HUMAN."

"My…"

Bill ended the conversation before Shona's general could make further apologies.

Anger rose to the eye. With a frustrated snarl, Bill broke the other armrest and threw a sharp fragment at the screen: it stuck halfway, cracks spread across the surface.

What the hell had happened to the Multiverse? Had they all softened, by any chance? How was it possible that no one could catch Stanford Pines? Stanford Pines! The gullible man who believed every single lie Bill told him! The same guy who looked at him with an idiot smile on his face! The self-centered moron who believed it was Bill who worked for him and not the other way around! How is it possible that no one can get someone like him?!

Bill got up from his chair and floated back and forth, smoking rage. In front of his eye, he saw Stanford Pines, with his idiotic smile, excited because of some small, stupid deduction. Urgh, he was just a scientist! He was not a soldier, nor a fighter! Sure, he kept himself fit and was healthy and strong for a human, but that was all! He was just an athletic human, for His' sake! Since when were humans so strong, compared to other creatures in the Multiverse?

“He made bombs. They were all common things, which he probably found while on the ship..."

Okay, Ford knew how to use his brain. He had always been a smart guy and, with a little nudge from Bill, he also managed to accomplish remarkable projects. After all, he was the human who had managed to build the first functioning portal. Mixing a few elements and creating a bomb couldn't have been too difficult.

"There was not just an explosion, but the whole command caught fire! The human was also involved!"

And he had made a risky move. So reckless, considering he almost died in his own trap. But on the other hand, Bill already knew how careless humans were: Modoc had done even worse, just to escape him.

"And, when he ran into the crowd, he managed to dodge every single shot!"

He could very well imagine the whole scene: Stanford slipping out of his disguise, leaving the Givate's skin in the fire and leaping the flames with one jump. Maybe a corner of his coat had caught fire and he had had to put it out as he ran, mingling with the fleeing crowd. The laser shots had chased him. He had moved to avoid them.

"They could've crushed him, he could've fallen and died, but he did it!"

Stanford ducked, the crowd pressed around him, he got up just in time to escape another laser beam. He slipped away from the crowd, into a side street and ran away from the center of the explosion, away from the people looking for him.

"I don't know if it was the most reckless thing I've ever seen or the craziest or..."

Stanford hid, ears pricked and breath held, waiting before running to the next shelter. Maybe he had other bombs with him. Maybe even a more serious weapon.

"He's not a normal creature, my Lord."

Bill stopped and turned to the screen. In the cracked surface he saw the reflection of Stanford, his fleeing shadow, the moment he dropped the bombs and flames blazed.

It had been a smart and risky move. The bombs might not have worked, he might have died, but he had done it anyway. He had had enough courage to try and managed to get away with it.

"Not bad, Ford," he admitted, looking at the blank screen, "Not bad."

Apparently, Stanford Pines wasn't just a smiley idiot. He knew how to use his brain better than expected, without Bill's constant supervision. He should've realized the Multiverse was not a fairy place ready to welcome him with open arms and had prepared himself accordingly. Maybe he even had some tricks up his sleeve that he hadn't revealed yet!

Bill stopped. Stanford must not have been too far away: perhaps he could still reach him, passing from the dream plane.

It was worth paying him a visit.

 


 

Ford's Mindscape had changed in those eight years of separation.

It was no longer the huge blue and gold space they had once shared: the boundless walls had become breath white, tabulae rasae where there had been formulas, constellations and symbols. The small galaxies, the miniature solar systems, the stylized neuronal networks, the chemical compositions of the elements, everything had disappeared. There weren't even books, all those Ford read in his life, nor those Bill gave him to widen his knowledge. The holographic blackboards on which they transcribed the formulas, the portal design schemes, the grids with the variables were all gone.

The only thing left, in that total whiteness, was a window. A window typical of human houses, with brown jambs and a marble sill, open in the middle of the white space and overlooking another equally white space. Ford was sitting on that windowsill, his back to him, wearing the clothes he had in his Dimension. Amid the harsh white that surrounded him, his colors were even brighter, their scent stronger, their flavor more intense. The brown was pure sugar, the pink of the skin was the sweetest tea.

Bill approached, attracted by that sweetness silhouetted in the middle of the lemon white. As he got closer, he noticed Ford held one of the old holographic boards Bill created for him: a last remnant of the old Mindscape they shared.

"Awww, how cute!" Bill commented. "Even if you have refurbished, you still kept something of me!"

Ford jumped up like a spring, spun around and the space around him exploded with sensations: the melancholy sound of his wide, open eyes overwhelmed the breath of the white, the red of the adrenaline in his veins sang louder than any breath, the sweetness of the taste hit Bill, the scent of hot wood surrounded him.

His colors. His beloved colors, expressed through Ford in their purest form, in the original sensations with which Bill had first associated them. The colors with which his dimension was saturated.

"Bill?!" Ford's voice, usually a deep red melody, had a green tinge, which gave it that extra spicy touch: it was a violin jumping in the middle of the melody and making it livelier, more bizarre, more familiar.

Ford was still a fruit of the world Bill created.

"Look who's here!" Bill floated around him, enjoying every nuance, every breath, every taste. "For a second, I was afraid you wanted to get rid of everything! At least you kept something! Jeeez, you're so ungrateful: I gave you so many things and you threw them all away! Where did you put all the books I gave you? And chess? And the tea set? You could've called me, before throwing them away: I would've taken something myself! Anyway, I don't like how you refurbished the place, it's too white and empty! Where's the creative chaos? Fine, I'll have to do it: I'm not surprised, between the two of us I'm the one with the style!"

"What the hell are you doing here?" Ford thundered.

"Duh, what do you think? I paid you a visit, brainiac! To check on you, all alone in the Multiverse! Good show the one you did at Shona's controls, by the way. You gave everyone a good scare, you know?"

Ford's eyes narrowed suspiciously.

"They were your allies."

"The general couldn't believe it, even while he was telling me!" Bill said. "You did good, I admit. And now, what are you doing? Where are you? Have you made any friends yet? Oh, I forgot," he laughed, narrowing his eye. "I'your only friend."

Ford waved a hand at him.

"Get out!"

"Does the truth hurt, Sixer?" Bill teased him, floating upside down, his hands behind the top. "Take it easy! My friendship opens a lot of doors! Look, I'm feeling generous: if you're near Dimension 79, go to the String. I know, a brainiac like you doesn't go to bars, but trust me, this is worth it! Just tell the owner that you're Bill Cipher's friend and not only you'll have free access to the best private room, but also order whatever you want for free! And, if you like the place, you can also stop there for a few days. That room is reserved for me forever!"

"Stop tormenting me!" snapped Ford. "Go away!"

"Wow, one wants to be nice and here's the result." Bill floated over and put his arm around Ford's shoulders. "You can't kick me out of here, Sixer. It was you who let me in! Your mind is mine."

"No! " Ford pushed Bill away and stepped aside, reestablishing the distance between them. His eyes sparkled with anger, his lips trembled with red fear. "I won't let you use me anymore! I won't let you play with my mind anymore! No matter how long it takes, no matter what I'll have to do, I will be able to stop you!"

Bill burst out laughing.

"Ahahahaha! Oh, Sixer, you're such a blast! Your ingenuity is adorable: I've seen babies smarter than you!"

He approached him again and Ford stepped back, keeping his distance.

"Laugh all you want," said Ford, defiantly. "Tease me. Do what you want. You won't be able to stop me."

"I'm trembling with fear." Bill reached him again and put his arm around his shoulders. "Let's face it, Sixer: I'm in full control of you. Your Mindscape is ours, considering how easy it is for me to enter it. And don't even try to think about hiding it behind the Dreamscape, it would just be a waste of time! I am the one who controls your dreams and decide what you can dream of and what not: if only I wanted to, I could've given you so many nightmares, to make you forget your own name! Your mind is an open door that I can cross whenever I want. And I don't even need you to be asleep to do that!"

His index finger rose to touch Ford's temple.

"I can rummage through this very brilliant little mind of yours and get all the information you don't want to give me, including the place where you're hiding right now." he smiled. "It won't even take long: just the touch of a finger."

Ford's eyes widened and slapped Bill's hand away, panic flowing through his veins like a river of honey. He walked away again, his eyes still on Bill, never losing sight of him, as if that were enough to keep him still, as if his limited human senses were enough to guarantee Ford full control of the Mindscape.

So cute.

It took only a blink of an eye to turn the ground beneath Ford's feet into quicksand. Ford screamed, tried to get out of it, reached out for a hold. He was so scared that he forgot that this was his Mindscape and he could bring up anything he wanted!

He's really funny when he wants to!

Bill floated closer, his hands behind the shape. Ford's eyes were bright with anger, his brows furrowed in an adorable frown. Bill gave him his brightest smile and held out his hand: in return, Ford brought his arms to the sides and stood still while looking at him, proud and stubborn, willing to die in quicksand, rather than accepting Bill's help. A brave little hero, a good soldier willing to give his life for a noble cause.

So naive.

"You know, now would be a great moment to take possession of your body" Bill poked him, withdrawing the hand. "You stay here and have fun with quicksand, while I take you to me in the Nightmare Realm."

"Is this your plan?" Replied Ford, immersed in quicksand up to his waist. "Are you coming to get me, to bring me back to you?"

"Nah, my contacts will take you." Bill waved a hand and the quicksand disappeared, leaving a bewildered Ford sitting on the white floor. "Or you will come back alone, either case. You miss me too much to stay away from me for a long time."

An unexpected smile flickered across Ford's lips. He got to his feet.

"Oh yes, I'll be back." His eyes sparkled as he pointed a finger at him. "And you will fear that day, because it'll be the one in which you'll die! I will kill you, Bill! I will find your weakness!"

"Ahahahahah, good luck finding it!" Bill replied, with a loud laugh. "I have no weaknesses!"

"Keep lying, if you want," Ford continued, ignoring his reply. "I will find out what you hide, no matter if I'll have to reach the edge of the Multiverse! I will search in every Dimension, I will talk to anyone! I will discover every single, microscopic detail of your life and all the secrets of your past!"

"AHAHAHAH, MY PAST!" Bill howled, rolling in midair while holding the shape in his hands. He wiped a tear of amusement from his eye. "Do you want so much to see what the Second Dimension looks like? Go for it! There are thousands to choose from! Take the one you like best and see it for yourself!"

He grabbed Ford's cheeks, digging his fingers into his pink flesh.

"Go and see it by yourself," he repeated, the tone gone from warm laughter to sharper green. "You will find nothing but a flat world, with flat creatures. It won't do you any good."

Ford didn't answer. His proud expression spoke for him, the fire still burning in his gaze.

He was challenging him. Even though he was much weaker than Bill. Even though he was unable to control his own Mindscape, even though the Multiverse was a hostile place, even though there were hunters and assassins ready to hunt him down in every Dimension. Even if he was nothing more than a measly human.

In the reflection of Ford's eyes, Bill saw his own wide, eager pupil, satisfaction radiating from his shape.

Do it, Ford. Oppose me. Offer me a show.

"Say what you like," Ford's answer was poison. "I don't believe you. I will never believe your lies again."

"Lies?" Bill repeated. He let go of Ford's face and brought both hands on his shape. "What lies? When did I tell you the portal is the most important thing in your pathetic life? That it would make you famous? Or that, once opened, you could see the wonders of the Multiverse?"

"You never told me that the portal would open into your nightmare Dimension! Nor that you wanted it open, just to bring chaos and destruction into my own!"

"I just omitted a couple of details," Bill rolled his eye. "Just because I didn't tell you where the portal would open, it doesn't mean you can blame me."

"Still, you want to destroy everything! And I will stop you!"

Bill snorted.

"Again with this? I never talked about destroying! I want to improve your world, make it funnier! And get rid of the stupid rules you set yourself."

"You're crazy if you think that this will be enough to change my mind!" Ford took a step forward. "I won't give up!"

"I'm not here to make you give up!" Bill exclaimed, shrugging. "Do you really want to fight me? Do it! Go on with your little plan, if you care! My allies will keep hunting you down, there won't be a single corner of the Multiverse where you can hide! And, even if you manage to hide from them, you can never escape from me."

Again, unexpectedly, Ford smiled.

"We'll see about that."

He brought a hand to his lips and sank his teeth into the flesh, with enough force to shut off the Mindscape and throw Bill out of his mental island, knocking him out into the dream plane.

Bill lifted his eyelids and found himself in the Nightmare Realm, sitting in his chair, alone in his private study. He blinked, refocusing the broken chair and the splinters of armrests embedded in the screen. He had talked to Shona's general, who had told him about Ford. He had met Ford in his Mindscape. And he had been kicked out.

A laugh arose from the center of his shape: Bill fell back against the back of the chair and laughed, laughed until his entire shape was filled with a tingling echo of true joy.

"Not bad, Ford!" He commented, wiping a new tear of mirth from his eye. "Not bad at all!"

The hunt for Ford had just gotten a lot more interesting.

 

Notes:

And so, Ford openly challenged Bill. And Bill was just waiting for something new to keep him entertained. Will Ford be able to escape Bill's control?

In the next chapter we will have: more Ford escaping, more excited Bill... and more puzzled Kryptos. Because when Bill does something, there's always a reason behind it. But when his actions are a lot more questionable than usual, what can he do to keep the show on?

Chapter 56: ACT VII - Fifty-six

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VII - STANFORD

CHAPTER 56

 

"I'm here, mighty All Seeing Eye, because we had some news about the human you're looking for."

Bill leaned out of his chair. It had been seven years since he had visited Ford in his Mindscape. Seven years since their last conversation.

Had Ford visited a Second Dimension as he wanted? What had he done and where was he hiding? How far had he gone? Bill could have reached him, peered into his Mindscape and forced him to reveal something. But why? The Multiverse was already working for him. Sooner or later, one of his contacts would have found Ford and then it would've been way funnier to rip that information to Ford in person.

Enjoy your vacation, Sixer, while it lasts.

"It was about time he popped out again," Bill commented, crossing his legs. "Where is he?"

"It seems he's heading towards Rodentus 7." The killer smiled. "The rest of my team is already there and we're waiting for his arrival."

Rodentus 7. It was a long way from the Nightmare Realm. And Ford had managed to survive, for seven more years, among the unpredictable worlds of the Multiverse.

"What's your plan?"

"An ambush," explained the killer. "He'll think the Dimension is safe. Then, as soon as he has let his guard down, we'll take him."

"He's very clever," Bill said. "Don't underestimate him."

"We're trained to catch runaway criminals," the other answered. "This human is no different."

 


 

"O Mighty All Seeing Eye..."

"Yes, yes, I know who I am." Bill waved a hand, interrupting the killer's words. "Did you get Ford?"

Had Ford managed to surprise everyone and escape again? Had he come up with another stupid and insane plan that had put him in danger first? Had they managed to stop him once and for all?

The killer cleared his throat.

Did he run away?

Did they get him?

"The human managed to escape us..."

Bill relaxed his grip on the armrests.

"But he's wounded," continued the killer. "He avoided all the shots of our laser rifles, but he wasn't as lucky with the knives: we wounded him in a leg." A grin widened on his face. "He won't go too far."

Bill looked at him. The killer's words made their way through his mind, little by little, giving meaning to that proud pose, the broad red smile, the bold expression.

And he burst out laughing, raising his hands.

"Finally, someone competent!" Bill exclaimed, delighted. "Look for him! Knock out the entire Rodentus 7 if necessary! Just bring him here," he laughed, bringing a hand to his front. "I will personally repay dear Fordsy for being able to escape me all these years!"

The killer raised his eyebrow.

"Okay...? " He answered, then he immediately regained his composure. "As you order, sir. We will bring him here."

 


 

"After the disappearance of Vahra, the system was left without a planet and... I know, it's nothing special, but the Dakjis truly love their planetary eclipses and I think they would appreciate it if you could make a new planet for them, to complete their system again."

Bill gave him a sly look.

"Are you afraid they'll try to rebel against me, Kryptos?" He asked. "After all this time?"

Kryptos sighed.

"They're afraid of the rifts, Bill," he admitted. "They need a strong figure to reassure them everything will be fine."

Bill chuckled.

"It would be a lie: the fractures won't regress at all!" He raised a hand and a glass of martini appeared between his fingers. "Anyway, why should we care? As soon as Ford opens the portal, we'll leave."

We?” Kryptos repeated. He raised an arm towards the window. "And what about everyone else?"

Bill waved his glass in front of him, without answering.

It was as if a boulder had dropped on his shape and dragged him to the ground. Kryptos opened his mouth, but no words could get out. He closed it, opened it again, and this time words managed to form on his tongue.

"Bill," he asked, "Will you take all your subjects out of this dying Dimension, won't you?"

Before Bill could answer, a knock on the door caught their attention.

"Come in," Bill said.

"My Lord, I'm sorry to disturb you." It was one of the servants. "But the killer is..."

"Already back? " Bill interrupted him. He straightened up in his chair and, with a flick of his wrist, made the glass disappear. "Let him in!"

"Bill..."

"Not now, Kryptos," Bill interrupted him. "This comes first."

Kryptos obeyed: he closed his mouth and backed up to the wall. The human had priority, as always. Whatever Bill was doing, if there was someone who had news of Stanford Pines, Bill left everything to listen to them. That human was the key to their salvation, after all.

But that terrible thought and the unanswered question were still there, in his mind, heavy as stones, crushing his shape.

Bill had always abandoned the people he inspired, leaving them in their Dimensions. It was a natural, obvious choice: they had always been a group of travelers, adventurers in search of new worlds. They certainly couldn't take entire Dimensions with them in their jumps.

But the peoples they abandoned were always safe, flourishing in their rich and healthy Dimensions. Not in a place that was on the verge of collapsing.

Not to mention that Dimension Zero was not just any Dimension: it was theirs. Bill had brought it together with deals and battles, he had poured power to make it in his image. The creatures who lived there had loved them for millennia and still continued to worship them, to serve them, to entrust themselves to their justice.

Bill would never leave his people in a place destined for destruction, would he?

It won't be like the Plane, will it?

"What news do you have for me?"

Bill's voice distracted Kryptos from his thoughts. He blinked and his gaze shifted to the killer, back from his expedition on Rodentus 7. He was wrapped from head to toe in a cloak, from which only a mouth and his eyes peeped out. As he knelt in front of Bill, the barrel of a laser gun peeked out from under the edge of his cloak.

"O Powerful All Seeing Eye." His voice was raspy. "The human escaped from Rodentus 7, but we're still following him."

Oh, he won't like this. Kryptos turned towards Bill, expecting an angry reply.

Instead, Bill asked a question.

"And where did he go?"

"He should be headed towards Cankara 9..."

"Should? " Bill repeated. He narrowed his eye. " You don't know where he is."

"I... I didn't say that, my Lord."

"It's CLEAR you don't know!" Bill snapped. "You've lost him and you don't even know where he is!" A deep sigh. "He was wounded, one against ten. And not only did he escape, but he also made you lose track of him."

Kryptos raised an eyebrow. His tone was far too relieved, considering how he reacted, until fifteen years ago. He almost seemed… impressed?

"There's a high chance he'll go to Cankara," retorted the killer. "The portals that open on Rodentus 7 almost always lead to Cankara and they rarely lead to some other Dimension. That's why the team has already gone there."

"And do you think you can catch him this time?" Bill challenged him, looking at him from head to toe.

"Without a doubt," the killer said. "He escaped us once, he cannot escape us a..."

"You told me the same thing last time," Bill retorted, "He was injured and couldn't go far." A sparkle lit his eye. "And he reached another Dimension, instead."

"This time it'll be different."

"Find him first." Bill leaned forward, his tone full of mockery. "Then you can come back here and talk to me with such confidence. I don't care about your promises when you don't even know where he is. Do you know how many people have come to me, making the same promises since I started looking for him? "

Bill stood up and, with his hands behind the shape, floated in circles around the killer.

"For fifteen years, I've always heard the same things," he continued. "We will find him, we know where he is, this time will be different, it's impossible he'll escape this time, he will never escape."

He reached down and lifted the killer's chin, to meet his eye.

"And, instead, do you know what Stanford Pines has been doing all these years?" Bill asked, softly. "He ran away, always finding a new plan to surprise his chasers. He managed to hide, even though he had entire Dimensions against him. He risked his own life, over and over again, just to not let me win." His eye bent into a smile. "He's not another runaway criminal to look for. I wouldn't have promised a galaxy if he was a mere human."

Bill let go of his chin, turned his back on the killer and sat in his chair.

"Find him," he ordered. "And, when you'll know where he is, use everything you have to get him. You've already seen for yourself how unpredictable he can be: don't make the same mistake twice."

"I... I won't." the killer lowered his head, in a bow. "Thank you, powerful All Seeing Eye."

"Go away, I don't have any more time to waste with you."

The killer stood up and left, without adding a single word. As the door closed, Bill turned to Kryptos.

"So, do the Dakjis just want a planet? No problem, I'll create it for you in a couple of hours. First I have to make some calls."

"Why are you still wasting time with Stanford Pines?" Kryptos asked instead, approaching. "Take another human. You have the portal, it's ready. It doesn't have to be Stanford to open it."

"We already had this conversation," Bill replied, rolling his eye, "And I'll say again what I already told you: Stanford will open it."

"You've been looking for him for almost twenty years." Kryptos insisted. "Forget him. If he doesn't want to be found, let him roam the Multiverse. You're wasting your time here, when you may already be in Dimension 46'\."

"I'll be there soon. Stanford will open the door for me."

"Can't you see how difficult it is to bring him back?" Kryptos raised a hand to the spot where the killer stood one minute ago. "You have spies everywhere, but they hardly know where he is!"

"This is why I offered a galaxy," Bill retorted, with the usual calm tone. "What do you think, that I started giving charity? A merchant never gives anything away, except for a very good reason." A flash flickered in his gaze. "And Stanford is an extremely valid reason for such a prize."

Kryptos opened his mouth, a reply already on the tip of his tongue.

"I won't change my mind, Kryptos," Bill interrupted him, "Stanford will open the portal. I want him, period."

Kryptos closed his mouth.

"I see we understand each other." Bill winked at him. "I'll make the calls and we meet in quadrant 5, for the new planet. See you later, ok?"

"Okay," Kryptos agreed.

Bill turned the chair and raised an arm: a screen appeared in front of him, strings of names and numbers began to flow. Kryptos took the hint and left, leaving him doing his business.

Why?

He went downstairs and walked to the opposite staircase. He floated down the steps, reached the lower floor and continued to walk along it. The few servants ignored him and he did the same.

When he reached the top floor, he touched the ground and, only then, he allowed himself a deep sigh.

Why was Bill so obsessed with Stanford Pines? He had always been attracted to humans and Kryptos could understand it: after all, they were the offspring of his power. They were his creatures. Some of them were really interesting and it was normal their brilliant minds had caught his attention. He still remembered the joyful confidence with which Bill interacted with Quentin Trembley, the satisfaction in showing him his pupil's synaesthesia.

But no human had ever haunted him so morbidly as Stanford Pines. For no other human would Bill have put on such a manhunt, or offered an entire galaxy as a prize.

The memory of a library came back into his mind, with warm orange lights, a brown table and a kind human, who offered him a cup of tea and asked him many questions with courteous interest.

He clenched his arms: against his palms, he felt the same cold he experienced that distant day, when he had read parts of Abbott's novel and rediscovered all his words inside it. A conversation that should never have left the walls of the dream, but of which the human had remembered every detail.

"Bill, these creatures are dangerous."

He had warned him centuries ago: humans were unpredictable, they were starting to think for themselves and would soon stop obeying him. Bill should have seen the first signs with the whole Thomas Beale thing, but he preferred to ignore them. And now, Stanford Pines had opposed him so much, to escape throughout the Multiverse, just to not open the portal anymore.

Bill should have let him go. There were hundreds of humans in Dimension 46'\: all he had to do was pick one of them, tell them where the portal was, come up with an excuse as to why they should turn it on, wait for them to do so and that was it. It was so simple even a child could have done it.

Stanford Pines would've kept opposing Bill from his hiding place who knows where, while they would enter his Dimension.

"I want him, period."

But maybe... maybe there was another reason behind that weird obsession. Maybe it was a consequence of losing his physical form and being forced into the Nightmare Realm for millennia. If his months in captivity in the Plane had already made Bill unstable, being locked in a cage for billions and billions of years must have torn his sanity apart. Maybe Bill had gone completely crazy and this was why he had become obsessed with that human, thinking that he and only he would give him back his freedom, without seeing or hearing reasons.

Kryptos shook his head and started walking again. No, it couldn't be like that. Bill was the most brilliant mind in the Multiverse, the one who saw everything and knew everything. His sublime intelligence could not have decayed to make him a delusional old figure who did not notice the open door and kept bumping into a closed window. There had to be a reason if he wanted Stanford so much.

At least one. Anyone.

The building was too tight, the walls were too suffocating. Kryptos came out of a window and floated up, away from the palace, away from the planet. He dodged one of Bill's bubbles of madness and kept moving away, anger and worry alternating in the center of his shape.

Bill couldn't have gone so insane. He had always been unpredictable, but always with a plan, a purpose, an ultimate goal. He had never fallen prey to dementia. There had to be some secret explanation as to why he wanted Stanford Pines.

Maybe Ford had something that no other human had. Perhaps a particular intelligence, an intuition that had made him above all others. Perhaps, as much as he looked identical to other humans, he actually had something more only Bill had seen, something that made him better, a step higher in the evolution of his species.

In that case, however, he was really needed to open the portal. But if he didn't want to, they needed someone else. And how did they find another human, with his same superior genius?

Among the floating bubbles, Kryptos recognized the red bubble Bill had always used to talk to Dimension 46'\. He entered it.

There was nothing inside, except for the screen, perpetually tuned to Dimension 46'\. Bill modified it long ago, so that it was an open door to the dream world: in that way, every Henchmaniacs could access it whenever they wanted without Bill's help and inspire as many humans as possible.

Kryptos crossed it and landed on one of the bridges of the dream dimension. The humans' islands were everywhere, little Dreamscapes protected behind the veils of sleep. Keyhole was certainly somewhere, inspiring another human mind to make yet another discovery. Perhaps, of all the humans he had spoken to, there was someone who had that extra something, the same secret spark that made Ford so special.

But how to recognize it? How to find another similar human?

Kryptos wandered among the islands, away from Gravity Falls, heading for the east coast and the Europe he had inspired for so long. Over the centuries he had talked to Freemasons and enlightened people, made sure they entered the secret societies he and Bill had created. But none of those humans had the special spark. Or, if there was, he had never noticed it.

They couldn't wait for Stanford Pines. As far as they knew, he might as well have remained hidden forever. So what would they do? Wait forever for Bill to find him? And when Stanford's short mortal life would've been over and he would be dead in his nowhere-to-be-found hiding place, they would still be in the Nightmare Realm, waiting to be devoured by fractures, because Bill wanted only Stanford to open the portal?

They needed another human, one that Bill would accept and give that role to. A bright, intelligent human, who could understand more deeply than anyone else.

Kryptos paused, catching the name of a county in the vast American territory out of the corner of his eye.

Langley.

A cipher would have been the ideal way to find the right human. A secret code, made up of several parts. Only a superior human would have been able to solve all the puzzles, would have figured out how to unite them and would have come to unravel the greatest mystery.

But he needed someone to help him. Someone to pass the code to humans.

Someone he could trust.

He peered through the opaque veils of an island and saw a human's back, turned to look out of his study window. He had a nameplate on his desk.

Jim Sanborn.

“Kryptos Langley, right? I noticed you in the applied justice class. Nice to meet you, I'm Martin Sanborn."

Someone he could trust.

“Welcome to the Sanborn house! My parents are in the other room. While she... well, she's my sister Lydya."

Sanborn.

“You're the best Square I've ever known, Kryptos. I'm proud to be your brother-in-law and, even more, to be your friend."

"What happened? I knew it was serious, Lydya was too worried. Tell me everything, you know you can trust me."

Kryptos clenched his hands.

“Martin, I must win this case. I have nothing, but I have to save him, because Lelx is right about everything."

"Okay. I didn't understand everything and, from what little you said, I don't think your client is sane. But it's important to you, so I'll do everything I can to help you with your case."

Kryptos slipped into the dream. As if he had heard, the human turned around and a sharp pain ached in the center of Kryptos' shape: behind his glasses, his eyes were as dark as Martin's.

Someone he could trust.

"You're working behind the scenes to help us too. That's actually very you. And you do the same with Bill: he's the queen of the show and you're the operator who makes sure to keep everything going smoothly."

Keyhole was right: his role had always been that and, once again, Kryptos would have made sure Bill's show continued.

He put his hands behind the shape and looked down at the man.

"Jim Sanborn," he said solemnly, "Listen to me carefully, because I have a job for you."

 


 

Just a few more minutes.

The birds chirped in Sanborn's Dreamscape. No human voice interrupted them, no shape appeared from behind the windows of the cafeteria. The clearing was empty, surrounded by trees.

Kryptos floated around the sculpture that bore his name, following its sinuous shape without taking his hand off the surface. The sun passed through the letters engraved in the copper, casting the shadow of the cipher all around the sculpture, on the water of the small circular lake, on the red slate slab and on the white quartz stone. Seen from above, they looked like a thick line and a small square surrounding a circle of water.

Another clue, yet another of the colossal code he had created.

He stopped and walked away, looking at the sculpture in its entirety. The letters seemed to be piled up at random, without any logical or grammatical sense. For a simple mind, that sculpture would have been nothing interesting: nothing more than a set of stones, a pond, a petrified wooden pole and a copper plate covered with letters. Maybe just the latter would have been remembered, in its S-shape: like a sheet of paper coming out of a printer, but nothing more. Its meaning would remain a mystery.

And so it had to be. That sculpture was not meant for a simple mind.

Intelligence gathering.

He floated over again, one hand raised to touch the copper plate. It was very kind of Sanborn to leave him a few minutes alone with his sculpture: it was Sanborn's creation, but it was also inspired by Kryptos. And it was the first time someone made a sculpture that bore his name.

Kryptos touched the copper.

The Dreamscape disappeared. In the fraction of a blink of an eye, Kryptos was yanked back, away from the birds, the CIA courtyard, the sculpture, the setting sun, to land on his back on something hard and getting punched in the middle of the shape.

"What are you DOING?"

Dream islands floated above him. A voice screamed, the echo of a fist made his shape tingle.

Bill…?

What…?

Kryptos blinked and stood up, slowly. He was surrounded by dream islands, suspended and connected by golden bridges. He was sitting on one of them, the surface glistening under his fingers.

And, standing in front of him, there was Bill.

"You did that on purpose!" Bill shouted, his shape glowing madly, his eye glinting with anger. "This time it wasn't an accident, like with Abbott! You KNEW what you were doing and you WANTED the human to remember!"

But what…?

"How dare you tell him EVERYTHING?"

His voice screeched against Kryptos' whole shape, each word was another punch that added to the one he still felt. Bill filled the space with his words, his presence, his anger.

"Bill..."

"It had to be a SECRET! And you told everything to the first human you met!"

Is he angry about what I did?

"I…"

"You WANTED him to tell others! And now humans know EVERYTHING!"

"It's not..."

"First Abbott and now him! There's no secret you can keep hidden!"

"Let me..."

"All the things you shouldn't talk about, here you go and tell the humans all about them!" Bill pointed his finger at him. "And you don't tell them to just one, single human, to keep it a secret between you two, of course not! You find the human who can reveal them to as many people as possible and urge him to do so! Who cares, it's not like they're SECRETS! Let's go and tell them to everyone!"

Bill hit him with a finger with such strength, to make him sway.

"I can't tell you anything, because you immediately go and report to humans! I can't turn my back on you for a moment, as I find you here handing out secrets like candy! Once you were much more reliable, now you look like an old biddy! As soon as you know something, bam!, here you go gossiping with humans!"

"I don't do that!" Kryptos protested. He stood up. "And I didn't give away secrets for free!"

"Oh, I must have gone blind, then!" Bill snapped, throwing both arms up. "Because I see a SCULPTURE that bears YOUR name and it's full of things that should have been SECRET!"

"And they still are!" Kryptos raised a hand towards the dream island of Sandborn. "Look at the sculpture: do you think it's so easy to understand?"

"YES!"

"Everything is easy for you, it doesn't count!" Kryptos retorted. "But do you really think a human will find it so clear? All information is protected behind codes and ciphers."

"Oh wow, CIPHERS!" Bill snapped, his voice overflowing with sarcasm. "That changes everything! Now it will be impossible for humans to understand! Oh, but wait: they KNOW how to solve ciphers!"

"That's why I made them so difficult!" Kryptos justified himself. "The main sculpture doesn't have one, but four different keys. Maybe an intelligent scholar will be able to understand two or even three, but the fourth is beyond simple human ingenuity..."

"They have COMPUTERS, Kryptos!" Bill rolled his eye. "How long do you think it'll take them to figure it out?!"

"But even if they solved all ciphers, the text is impossible to understand!"

Bill stared at him with wide eyes.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME, KRYPTOS?" He screamed, hysterically. "You've spent centuries talking to humans and you still haven't figured out THEY CAN UNDERSTAND METAPHORS?!"

"They're not that easy to understand!" he insisted. "Take the beginning, for example: “Between subtle shading and the absence of light lies the nuance of Iqlusion.". We know it's the Dreamscape, but a human should understand that the subtle shading is the evening and the absence of light is the night. But even so, he wouldn't immediately understand what “Iqlusion” really is. They will think of a mistake, not a merger of two words."

"Oh wow, what a superb trick!" Bill snapped, raising his arms again. "Iq and illusion, illusion of the mind. Definitely impossible to understand!"

"But it's not the first thing they would think about! And it's so little, such a small hint..."

"SMALL?" repeated Bill. "You just revealed to them the nature of the Dreamscape!"

"But those are all hints! All clues!"

"So what do you call revealing WHERE Gravity Falls is?"

"I didn't say where it is!" He justified himself again. "I just said that something "used the Earth's magnetic field" and that this something is buried somewhere: how would a simple human know that I'm talking about Trilazzx Beta's aliens and their flying UFO under Gravity Falls' hill?!"

"Oh, I really don't know!" Bill retorted. "Maybe by ASKING WEBSTER, since you wrote clearly that he knows where the place is?"

"It was just a dare!" Kryptos answered. "To make it clear that it's a very secret place!"

"VERY SECRET?" Bill's voice distorted into a hysterical screech. "You wrote that the head of the CIA knows the place! Even the dumbest human would understand that if they want to find it, all they have to do is frame Webster up and get him to talk!"

"Webster will never speak."

"Webster is human! He can do it!" Bill grabbed his hat, frustrated. "Almost no one knows Gravity Falls and those few who know where it is are ordinary people who think it's a place like many others. Or they're from the Government and pretend it doesn't exist, only because it was founded by the President they're so embarrassed about!" He tapped Kryptos' shape again, forcing him to retreat. "Your code will end up putting Gravity Falls in the center of attention and this must not happen! Gravity Falls must remain a SECRET!"

"That's why I didn't use the name!" Kryptos spread his arms. "I never even mention one single name!"

"You mentioned ME!"

"It was just a quote from a human who discovered the tomb of an Egyptian pharaoh!" He replied, rolling his eye. "Naming Egypt doesn't mean naming you."

"Don't pretend to be stupid!" Bill attacked him, pushing him back. "In the end! I'm talking about the God stuck in Iqlusion!"

"But it's all a metaphor!" Kryptos insisted. "As Berlin was closed by a wall that was pulled down, so there's a God who can be freed, only by breaking down the wall between Iqlusion and reality."

"And where would the metaphor be? It's OBVIOUS what you're saying!"

"Only because we know what it means!" His voice overwhelmed Bill's screams. "But a simple human who reads it, what could he understand? There's something named Iqlusion, there are coordinates that lead to the CIA headquarters, a pharaoh's tomb is mentioned and in the end there's a metaphor about Berlin and God. I don't mention sleep, dreams, aliens, Gravity Falls or you once. As far as humans know, it could all be just a huge metaphor about existence!"

"And the other sculptures, then?" Bill urged him. "What would they be? Mh?"

"They're only reinforcements of the metaphors..."

"In which you use all the words that aren't in the main sculpture!"

"These are just random words!" Kryptos shrugged. "SOS, shadows, lucid memories, interpretation: they don't make any sense alone! They only serve as a clue, a little key to help understand the sculpture."

"It's not a little key!" Bill replied, in a frustrated tone. "None of these is a little key! There are many, TOO MANY clues! And, however small you want them to be, they are still clues! The dream plane, Gravity Falls, the Egyptian tomb! And, in the end, you also reveal I am a PRISONER!"

His eye was bright, a red and yellow flame shone in the abyss of the pupil.

"All of this had to be A SECRET!" His voice broke into a shrill verse. "I didn't tell you about it, for you to tell others! What were you thinking? WHY did you turn against me like this?"

"I didn't turn against you!" Kryptos replied vehemently. "I would never do that! I did it to help you!" He raised a hand again to Sanborn's dream island. "Look at the message: four different ciphers, four decryption keys, four parts of text and clues in the form of Morse code. Why should I do all of that? If I wanted to tell humans everything, why should I make it so difficult? I could've just clearly written what I wanted to say, couldn't I?"

Kryptos raised his arms.

"Isn't it obvious?" He asked. "This isn't a code for everyone. The information I gave isn't for all humans. The theme of the sculpture is “Intelligence gathering”. This is its purpose: not to give information to humans, but to attract them."

A smile appeared on his lips.

"The code of Kryptos is the most complex ever created," he continued. "A code so difficult will get the interest of the most brilliant minds on the planet, who will be tempted to test themselves, collect the clues, discover the keys, solve the ciphers, decode the metaphors and find out what it hides. The code will bring the best minds in the same place and, among them, maybe five or six will be able to decipher the whole code." He lifted a finger. "But only one will have that little something, to understand the true meaning of the metaphors and recognize the SOS. Only one will be special enough to understand that the captive God really exists and that in Gravity Falls they'll find a way to free him!"

Bill looked at him still, eyes wide open, arms limp at his sides. Kryptos looked away.

"Stanford Pines was special and I know you wanted him to open the portal," he said, "But if he refuses to do it, we have to find someone else." He raised his eye to Bill again. "With my code, I will collect all the brightest minds in one place, so you won't have to jump from one part of the planet to another, in search of a human who's smart enough. You will have the best humans all together, at your disposal. And, among them, someone will have the same something special Stanford had. I don't know what it is, but you know and, if you look at them, maybe you'll be able to find it ag..."

"NO!" Bill interrupted him and his scream was so powerful, to shake the dream plan. The bridge beneath his feet vibrated with such strength, that Kryptos fell.

Bill towered above him, his eye burning with black fire, the shape flickering, unstable.

"DON'T YOU NEVER DARE TO DO IT AGAIN!" He thundered. "I DECIDE HOW, WHEN AND ABOVE ALL WHO WILL OPEN THAT PORTAL, NOT YOU! DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO TAKE ANOTHER DECISION IN MY PLACE!"

Kryptos looked at him from top to toe, gasping.

"Bill..."

But the one in front of him was no longer Bill. He was the Nightmare King, the unstable Ruler of the Nightmare Realm, the uncontrollable and destructive God, with one eye that was abyss and the abyss overflowed with flames of anger. He sauntered towards him, to devour him, and fear blossomed in the center of Kryptos' shape, pushing him to trudge backward, every reply dead on his tongue.

"DON'T FORGET YOUR PLACE, KRYPTOS." Bill threatened, in a voice that was thunder and storm. "I'M THE ONE WHO TAKES DECISIONS, NOT YOU. DON'T EVER TRY TO OVERRULE ME AGAIN. I CHOSE STANFORD AND HE WILL OPEN THE PORTAL. AND THE DISCUSSION IS OVER ONCE AND FOR ALL."

 

"Are there any magical symbols that you hate?"

"KRYPTOS"

 

Notes:

For all the people who had no idea what I was talking about, welcome to the explanation of the sculpture that bears the name Kryptos.

This is a sculpture made by the American artist Jim Sanborn and it's located on the grounds of the CIA in Langley, Virginia.
So, here's how I got the inspiration for Kryptos' last name. And here's also the last name of his brother-in-law. Why did I reveal it now? Because if I revealed it before, someone could've made the connection with this statue and I wanted to leave it as a surprise :)
(that's also why Martin is called Martin. Because Jim would've been too obvious)

Back to Kryptos: wikipedia is extremely efficient in explaining it, so I'll give you this magical link to visit in order to know everything about this sculpture (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptos).
The sculpture is made of four parts. We managed to decode the first three (and you can read the three parts on Wikipedia) but we still haven't managed to understand the fourth one. So, well, Bill overestimated us :P However, Martin Sandborn gave three clues, one every couple of years - because he's quite old and he wants to see the sculpture decoded, before dying.
So I took those three parts and the clues about the fourth one and interpreted them to fit the Gravity Falls / AROMD canon ;)

It has been AMAZING to know more about this sculpture - also because we haven't decoded it all yet and there's a chance someone will do it soon, so the game is still on. And also, there are articles like this one (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/01/29/climate/kryptos-sculpture-final-clue.html) with such great statements like: “There will be yet another mystery that the four passages together have a meaning that’s greater than their individual pieces and there’s something more to figure out."
Kryptos isn't just four ciphers to solve, but four parts of a bigger mystery. It's PERFECT for Gravity Falls and I love how Hirsch chose to give this name to one of the characters - one who hints something so important as Kryptos.
Because yes, Kryptos barely said one sentence in canon, but his sole presence hinted SO MUCH at Flatland and Bill's possible origins, no one of us could ignore him. And neither did I. So, I gave him this particular position as Bill's closest friend and made this connection between him and his sculpture. Why let a human make something like this, when I could've made Kryptos be the true reason behind that sculpture? :)

In addition to that, the sculpture helped me give new meaning to Bill's words in the AMA.
When people asked what magical symbols he hated, he said "Kryptos". And I know everyone assumed he hated the character. But the way the question was asked... that always bothered me. The question wasn't "Who do you hate?", but what *symbol* do you hate. And the sculpture CAN be considered a symbol.
So, I gave Bill a reason to hate that sculpture, by making it a symbol of Kryptos trying to "overrule" him. And something that contains a lot of secrets - TOO MANY secrets.
I hope this explanation helps all the people who had no idea about what the sculpture "Kryptos" was, while the others... well, hope you liked this surprise :D
(Also, writing my ideas has been the most complicated part, but I hope I managed to keep it clear and the characters IC. If there's something wrong/weird/unclear, please ask me and I will try to explain it as clearly as possible.)

In the next chapter we will have more Ford escaping, more Bill searching for him... until he realizes something he never got for years.
And that something will change everything once again.

Chapter 57: ACT VII - Fifty-seven

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VII - STANFORD

CHAPTER 57

 

"We have new information on the fugitive Stanford Pines: he has been seen in Dimension 47 and 55..."

"Ooooh, the Finger Dimension!" Bill jumped, joining the fingers of both hands. "I bet he had a great time with those bizarre six fingers of his!"

"Well, according to the report, it seems he has been King of said Dimension for a while," said the delegate, leafing through the pages of his notes.

"And now?" Bill urged him. "Do you know where he went?"

"We know he moved, my Lord," was the prompt reply. "He was spotted with the warrior pigs with octopus arms, but they parted shortly after. They continued to Gydonia and he went to Sasra. We sent one of our people to look for him and they send us a report every night. As soon as they'll find him, we'll know."

"Keep me informed," Bill said, "Or, even better, bring him here."

"We'll do everything and even more, my Lord." The delegate bowed. "I'll be back tomorrow, with the new report."

Bill dismissed him with a wave of his hand and floated up from his chair. A snap of his fingers and a glass of Time Sand appeared in front of him, its content floating and swaying.

The Finger Dimension. He had visited it, billions of years ago: a boring world, except for their bizarre finger worship. He could see him, Stanford Pines, Mister Six Fingers, always embarrassed by that wonderful feature of his, rediscovering how awesome his hands were. And to think that Bill had told him a thousand times! Yet another proof that Bill was always right. Can you hear me, Stanford? I was right about this too, as well as about many other things!

No distant answers, no whispering from the depths of the Multiverse.

Uh. Apparently, Fordsy was still giving him the cold shoulder since the last time Bill tried to talk to him. Jeez, that man really needed to rethink his priorities. How long did he want to be angry at him? For all of his life? And then I'm the drama queen!

"Why are you still wasting time with Stanford Pines? Forget him. If he doesn't want to be found, let him roam the Multiverse."

His shape shuddered and the glass of Time Sand shattered between his fingers, exploding in a shower of splinters. Kryptos couldn't understand how special the relationship between him and Ford was. He knew nothing and thought he was more farsighted than Bill! Bill who was literally the All-Seeing Eye!

He turned away from the glass shards and crossed both arms and legs. If Stanford did not want to answer him, then Bill would've been the one to go to him: once together in the Mindscape, Ford would be forced to speak to him! And maybe they would have a fun time, like years ago!

Bill closed his eye and let himself slip inside the dream plane, among the suspended islands in the impalpable golden atmosphere. The decks were ribbons of gold, arches lined with string-thin railings: Bill landed on the edge of the nearest railing and lunged forward.

The microgravity of the dream plane extended his jumps, by making him fly over thousands of dream bridges. Bill took another leap and then another, farther and farther from the neighboring Dimensional islands, searching for Stanford Pines' island.

He recognized it at a glance, unmistakable even through the layers of fog that surrounded it. Even if opaque, he would have recognized those colors anywhere.

My colors.

Time had made them even more intense, even more full of memories. They were only blue and gold, but the blue was the memory of an empty fireplace, of a Sphere with a log of damp wood in its hands, of a gramophone that played the sound of a cello, of raindrops against his fingers. While gold reminded him of an even older, gray memory, of a spoon between his teeth, of a blanket tucked up to protect him from monsters.

Bill reached out to touch the colors, to feel them again under his fingers, even if only in the dream plane.

And he hit an invisible wall.

Uh?

He blinked and stretched his hand again: it really was a wall. And it was invisible.

Why was there a wall? Ford was awake, but that has never been a problem: his mind was always open to Bill, whether he was asleep or not.

"Ford...?"

Bill tried to grab the barrier, to scratch it, to break it: every blow was absorbed, every attempt to grab it only made it more elusive and slippery.

What did he do?

"Ford!" Bill called louder, beating his fists against the barrier. "Stanford Filbrick Pines!"

His blows left no sound and the wall remained still, invisible. Bill floated around the island, examined it from top to bottom: the barrier surrounded it, leaving not even a fragment uncovered.

" And, even if you manage to hide from them, you can never escape from me."

"We'll see about that."

What did you do to escape me, Ford?

"STANFORD!"

Bill hit his fists harder. He grew bigger and tried to sink his teeth into the barrier: his grip slipped away, his teeth closed on nothing.

"Stanford!"

He tried again and again, without success. His fingers became claws, but they couldn't leave a scratch on the invisible barrier.

"Stanford!"

He grabbed the island in his hands and tried to shatter the barrier in his grip, making it collapse on itself, but it was useless.

Yes...

In the clouds behind the barrier, he caught a fragment of his reflection, of his wide-open eye, of the wide pupil, of the fire burning inside.

Oh, yes.

That was his island. His property. He knew it like the back of his hand. It was the Mindscape he could explore with his eye closed and where he could do whatever he wanted.

And Stanford had barred him from entering.

"We'll see about that."

He's really opposing me!

And the barrier was strong! No cheap scams! Ford had not turned to some braggart wizard, but to someone who knew what they were doing. And they did it well, considering that Bill couldn't scratch the barrier by an inch!

"Yes..." he murmured between his teeth, still punching the barrier. "Yes, yes, yes..."

They weren't just empty threats, then. Ford was opposing him. He was really doing it. And he was doing it right, giving him a real challenge! No games, no small, cumbersome weapons to "test his power"! He had pulled out the heavy artillery right away and had done it without half measures.

Panting, Bill put a hand against the barrier. Without seeing his reflection, he felt his eye curl into a smile, satisfaction boiling inside him.

Finally a serious challenge, worthy of him! And it came from Stanford Pines, as he promised! He hadn't underestimated Bill, but he had used the best from the start - he must have turned to someone really powerful, to pull up such a strong barrier! And who knows what else he had in mind, to make the challenge even more stimulating! Building an army? Rounding up his enemies? Maybe even building a weapon that could seriously hurt him! Oh, that would have been so hilarious!

Bill took his hand away from the barrier and floated backward, his eye on the now inaccessible island. He was back on square one, able to access the island only during Ford's sleep, in the confined space of the Dreamscape. Blocked by that invisible wall that hid the Mindscape from him.

It looks like I was the one who underestimated you!

Stanford Pines was not as naive as he thought.

 


 

"I came to show you the new report, my Lord..."

"I've been waiting for you," Bill interrupted, hastily. He gestured for him to approach. "Tell me. Where's Stanford?"

He could have re-entered Ford's Dreamscape and found out for himself. He could have read his mind to know what he was up to. Perhaps, in a fit of elation at having managed to keep Bill out of his Mindscape, Ford himself could have revealed his location to him.

But Bill would have ruined the whole surprise! Ford was putting a plan together and knowing it before wouldn't be as satisfying as seeing it unravel! It would have been like knowing in advance what was in every single birthday present: where was the fun?

The barrier was a perfect choice: a wall, intriguing enough to ignite Bill's curiosity, but too strong to keep him from giving in and spoiling himself the surprise. Ford had thought of everything!

Still, it was a downside was that, due to the barrier, Bill could not access Ford's Mindscape and had no idea what his plan was. For example, if Ford was building a weapon, Bill could have given him some advice on how to make it more powerful. Or what features to add! Ford could have installed something in it to fire laser or electric beams. O electric laser beams! In every direction! It would have been so fun to dodge them!

I really hope he's building a weapon!

But if he was really building it, then Ford had to do his best. His weapon had to be a real weapon, powerful and dangerous, not a cheap toy! Ford had all the time in the world to build it well. I won't forgive you, Ford, if it fails! If you're doing it, do it right!

He wanted to see Ford point his weapon at him and use it, he wanted to see its lethal power a breath away from his shape. He wanted to have fun, what the heck! He did not want to destroy Ford's weapon in five minutes. He could have destroyed it later, calmly: first, he wanted to see it work a little, if only to satisfy Ford. After spending so much time working on it, he deserved the fruit of his work to be put into action, for about ten minutes.

"... sir?"

Bill blinked. He had forgotten the messenger was in front of him.

"Yes, yes." He gestured to him to talk. "So?"

"Oh. Uhm..." The eyes went back to the report. "Our explorer has lost sight of the fugitive Stanford Pines for about ten hours. But, considering the weather conditions, he thinks the fugitive is still in the middle of the central Sasra desert. Tomorrow he will try to get closer to the caravan and give us more information."

"I'll wait to see you tomorrow." Bill dismissed him.

The messenger bowed and hurried out. Bill relaxed in his armchair: a wave of his hand and a glass of martini appeared in front of him.

Who knows what Ford was doing at that moment. Who knows if he was still in Sasra, as the explorer thought. Maybe he was: the Sasra Desert was boundless and, traveling with the caravans, Ford would take months before reaching a dimensional shift station.

Bill closed his eye, sipping his martini. He could almost feel the grains of blue sand on him, their wet caress under his fingers, the sand pressing firmly against the sides of his shape and supporting his arms. The sunsets over Sasra lasted hours, a violin and piano concert filling the sky with wavy bands. Was Stanford enjoying it at that very same moment?

He opened his eye again. Who knows how many other things Stanford had seen while escaping him for all those years. Who knows how many sunsets his eyes had landed on, how many colors had filtered through his retinas. Who knows if he had climbed some inaccessible mountains, if he had shivered with cold and gasped in the heat. Who knows if he had learned any other language - he sure did, he was such a brainiac! Maybe he had even made real friends, who weren't his pathetic twin or that nosy Glasses!

He wanted to take possession of Stanford again. Return to his mind and see what he had seen, scrolling his thoughts to experience those wonderful views of distant worlds Bill could not reach.

His shape stretched and twitched, like the liquid floating around him. A distant desire stirred in his center, a need that languished, buried yet ever-present for trillions of years.

"You hate the cage. But it will be in a cage that you will spend most of your life."

 


 

" ... we were attacking it on three sides: front, back and above, below there was a glass floor."

Bill tightened his grip on the armrests, the shape tensed forward.

"We attacked the fugitive all three together, firing at the same time. He avoided the first three hits, but he was also running straight into the military block…"

His fingers twitched on the armrests. Before him there wasn't the Water Worm but Stanford, running straight into danger, carrying the slab of phogornite he had stolen in his arms.

"He forced his way through and jumped into a rising car. We shot the engine to make it fall, but he jumped, ran away and slipped into the passage, just before it closed. When it reopened, two minutes later, he was already gone."

Bill relaxed his grip on the armrests and leaned back against the back. He exhaled. Uh, he hadn't realized he had been holding his breath the whole time the messenger had spoken. It had to be because he was waiting to hear, at last, the news he had been waiting for: that Stanford Pines had finally been captured.

Or maybe… that Stanford Pines had still managed to escape him?

 


 

"... he slipped right into the heart of the tree. And then…"

He ran away.

He ran away.

He did it again.

"We lost him." The hunter bowed, trembling. "That human has an astonishing run of luck, All Seeing Eye. We did our best, but the passage closed again."

Bill dropped back against the seat, his half-closed eye full of satisfaction.

 


 

"We were following him among the palm trees, he had no way out, we had him... "

Bill tensed forward again. His eye was fixed on the mercenary and his words. The fingers clenched around the armrests were the only obstacle keeping him from jumping off the throne, running to the messenger and shaking him for more information.

Has Ford made it again? Did he escape once again?

"… turned right, then right again. He tried to hide in the middle of the party for the Sidereus Tour, he crouched among the stalls..."

The mercenary's mouth moved, swift as his eyes darting from one side of the room to the other, as if clinging to the faces of those present gave him new energy to go on with his report.

" ... we thought we had lost him, we started looking for him everywhere. Above and below, behind all stalls, until one of us found him and he had to come out."

A servant approached Bill, a jug in his hands. Out of the corner of his eye, Bill saw them pour him a drink and move towards Pyronica, who had her glass already raised.

"We used everything we had on him. The eclipse was starting and it was getting dark, but we could still see him and we managed to hit him on the side."

Bill jumped, tightening his grip on the armrests.

Is he wounded?

Is he alive?

Did he still manage to escape?

"We ran over to him and it was... it was an illusion of the Sidereus Tour. A projection created by the stalls' mirrors. We hit a reflection, which became a shadow as soon as we touched it with our bare hands."

The mercenary wrung his hands. Another quick look around.

"We searched everywhere, during and after the eclipse. But there was no longer any trace of the fugitive."

"A-ah!"

Bill jumped up so suddenly, to hit the glass and make it fall to the ground. His shape still pulled him towards the mercenary, tingled, relief and joy mixed. He did it! He ran away! Again!

A servant hurried to clean. The mercenary alternated his gaze from the servant to Bill, slowly blinking, as if everything had suddenly become too absurd.

It was Hectorgon who broke the silence, by addressing Bill with a joking question.

"Hey, whose side are you on?"

 


 

" And... the fugitive ran away again. For the third time."

The messenger fell silent and calm filled the study. Bill took the glass from the desk and held it up in front of him.

"You can go," he just said.

Through the clear liquid, he saw the Half Falcon rise and collect the papers under the wing. He reached the door in two steps, wasting no time looking around. A short bow to Bill and he was already out of the studio, ready to come back to his Dimension.

Bill relaxed against the back of the chair, his eye still fixed on the raised glass. A smile rose spontaneously, his eyelid lowered.

"All this time," he said, turning to the glass, "And you still manage to escape."

The bounty was still on his head, mercenaries were everywhere, entire Dimensions were looking for him, yet Ford continued to travel, leaping from one Dimension to another without rest. Still free, still enjoying the delightful wonders of the Multiverse.

Bill's form stirred, the desire to explore mingled with admiration for Ford. Ford, who seemed just a naive, weak human turned out to be a remarkable creature, a tireless traveler, an adventurer capable of escaping any danger. And to think Bill wouldn't have bet a dime on him!

His shape stirred again, that tingle of admiration extended to his arms and legs. Bill raised his glass in a silent toast.

"Happy twenty-five years in the Multiverse, Ford."

And understanding flared up, sudden and blinding, in all its wonderful obviousness, leaving Bill breathless, one hand still raised in the toast.

He blinked and his thoughts intertwined, one fragment at a time. He looked away from the glass and lowered it to himself, his free hand moving to caress the center of his shape. There was no flesh and blood under his fingers - his own fingers were just strings. It was all an illusion of his senses, a lie of perception. Yet even though there were no organs, nerves or capillaries, the thought of Ford was enough to create a bizarre mixture of sensations at the center of his shape. And that senseless mixture pulled and pushed, shook his shape as if it were alive, tugged Bill as if it wanted to drag him somewhere, but didn't know where. It was something new, never tried before.

Except that it wasn't. Bill had already felt something like that, a long time ago, when he still had a physical form and jumped between dimensions. He had already felt himself pulling and pushing in that confused way.

But they weren't pushing and pulling. His shape wasn't pulling, nor dragging him.

It was making him tend towards.

 


 

"Haven't you felt the same? Have you ever felt like tending towards?"

"Tending towards?"

Pyronica. Keyhole. In both cases, when I jumped through the Sixth Dimension, I felt like a... sensation. Like a hook that pulls you in a direction and you know you have to reach it, that when you’ll get to the right place, you'll find something special, that you have to find that something."

 


 

When Kryptos opened the door, he found Hectorgon already inside.

"Hey," the Hexagon greeted him. "Already here? Bill wants to see us in half an hour."

"I know." Kryptos closed the door behind him. "But I couldn't wait."

"Are you worried?"

"I don't know what to expect." Kryptos grabbed his arms and floated to the window. Through the glass, he saw a team of BearFishes sweeping across the main square: as usual, the search for Stanford Pines never stopped.

"Does it have anything to do with his favorite human?"

Kryptos turned to Hectorgon.

"I don't know," he admitted, his gaze slipping back to the window. "We haven't talked for years."

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the orange stain that was Hectorgon relaxing in an armchair.

"I saw your sculpture," he said. "I like it: it's very pretty. And also quite cryptic." A short laugh. "Maybe even too much: I don't think humans will be able to figure it out on their own without some help."

A slight smile curled Kryptos' lips.

"Thank you."

"Is that the reason why Bill denied you access to the dream plane?"

The smile faded away.

"Yes."

Hectorgon snorted.

"He'll forget about it when we'll enter Dimension 46'\," he said, with a more cheerful tone. "Wait for him to get his physical form back: he will forget everything else."

Kryptos returned his gaze to Hectorgon.

"Why do you think he wants to see us all?" he asked. "Do you think he found a way to enter Dimension 46'\?"

"I have no idea but I hope so," the Hexagon replied bluntly. "Time is running out. Each day the fractures are getting bigger and will soon be unstoppable. Everyone must go."

"Bill wants Stanford Pines to open the portal."

"Bill wants a lot of things." if he had had eyes, Hectorgon would have rolled them. "Even more than all of us combined. And look where it took him, chasing one of his impossible dreams."

Kryptos started to open his mouth, but Hectorgon kept talking.

"Bill is reckless and childish, but he's not stupid. If the human doesn't want to be found, Bill will change focus and find someone else. Chasing a dream made him lose part of himself once: he won't make the same mistake again."

The click of the door caught their attention and they both turned, just in time to see Pyronica meet their gaze and stop on the threshold.

"Already here?" she asked.

"We could say the same about you." Hectorgon raised a hand, indicating the chaise longue she always occupied. Pyronica closed the door behind her and walked over it.

"Do you already know what Bill wants?"

"No idea... welcome, you two," Hectorgon added, gesturing to Teeth and Pacifire, who had just arrived.

"Oh, I thought I was the first."

Kryptos turned to the window: Amorphus Shape was there, vines swaying beneath her.

"Nearly everyone's here," he said, moving to let her in. Amorphus grabbed the windowsill with the vines and slipped inside, looking around. From the window behind Hectorgon, which overlooked the inner garden, Kryptos saw Xanthar approaching too.

"Hey, welcome you too," Hectorgon greeted him, holding out a hand. Xanthar replied with a joyful sound, crouched on the lawn and put his snout into the window, to be patted.

"We're waiting for 8-Ball and Keyhole, right?"

"Hello, guys!"

"Scratch that: we're waiting for Keyhole."

"He's surely in the dream plane." Teeth shrugged with a laugh. "It's his job now, to inspire Bill's humans."

"Or he is the only one who will arrive at the right time," Hectorgon replied, "We all came here earlier."

"True," Paci-fire said, crossing his arms, "But I couldn't wait."

"Neither did I," Pyronica admitted. "It was centuries since Bill summoned us all together. And, the last time he did, he gave us some heavy news."

Silence fell among those present. Kryptos grabbed his arms again, his eye sliding towards the closed door. He still saw with limpid clarity the moment when Bill crossed the threshold and looked up, to meet his friends' gazes, before revealing to them the secret he had been carrying for trillions of years.

"I have something to tell you."

A sigh from Hectorgon broke the silence.

"It can't be worse than that." It looked like he wanted to convince himself first, rather than Pyronica. "He has already lost his physical form, most of his powers and the guy who was supposed to open the portal..."

"Hectorgon! "

"It's the truth and we all know it," he interrupted her. "So let's not lie to ourselves."

Pyronica closed her mouth and shifted uncomfortably on the spot. Finally, she spoke again.

"So what will he tell us?"

"Maybe someone managed to find Stanford Pines," ventured Teeth, "And they're bringing him back here. Or maybe Bill found another human willing to open the portal for him."

"I don't think so," commented Amorphus Shape, the vines that ran along the surface of the window. "He cares a lot about this Ford."

"We'll find out shortly. It's almost time…"

"Am I late?!"

Keyhole had just appeared in the doorway, panting.

"Five minutes early," Kryptos replied, motioning him to enter. "Are you all right? "

"The human kept talking." Keyhole rolled his eyes "And talking and talking. They didn't want to let me go and I didn't know how to get out! Usually, I just inspire them and humans wake up on their own, but they didn't want to and kept me there to hear the story of their life."

"How many discoveries did they make this week?" Teeth asked.

"Quite a lot." Keyhole's lips curled up. "The more humans learn, the smarter they become, the more they understand. I'm sure one of them will be able to build another portal very soon: so, if Ford Pines' portal won't start anymore, we'll have a spare one!"

"Not bad." Hectorgon stroked his mustache, smiling. "At least we'll have a plan B, since Bill doesn't think about it."

"I don't think about what?"

All eyes shifted to the door: Bill was floating in the doorway, one hand on his hip. The eye was half closed and a lively light sparkled in the pupil.

"Do you want a whole list?" Hectorgon replied, with an overdramatic sigh. "If we weren't thinking about the consequences, you would have made us all end up in the belly of one of C-3-lhu's servants, reckless as you are."

Bill answered with a trilling laugh, his shape shone a bright yellow.

"You're the same as ever," he commented, entering the room. A wave of his hand and the door closed behind him. "Take a seat: I have to tell you something important."

His words froze the warm atmosphere in the room. Keyhole's shy smile faded, Teeth stepped back against the wall beside Paci-fire, as if seeking his support. Pyronica sat on the chaise longue, her back taut and her fingers contracted around the edge of the chair. Hectorgon's raised hand tightened the armrest. 8-Ball crouched on the ground beside Xanthar's snout, eyes swaying lazily in their hollows, one hand to pat the creature's side. Even Xanthar lowered his muzzle, as if to shrink himself.

Only Paci-fire and Amorphus Shape remained motionless, one against the wall with his arms crossed, the other suspended in front of the window: yet Paci-fire's eyes were all focused on Bill, while the lashes on Amorphus's vines were tense in picking up the slightest vibration.

Kryptos looked away from her, back to Bill. Something important. What could be so important to gather Bill's nine Henchmaniacs in one room, in great secrecy and with such short notice?

Stanford? Yes, Stanford Pines could be a very good reason. Bill was obsessed with him. Even too much.

“I'M THE ONE WHO TAKES DECISIONS, NOT YOU. I CHOSE STANFORD AND HE WILL OPEN THE PORTAL."

And then... there could be nothing worse than what he had already revealed to them.

"He has already lost his physical form, most of his powers and the guy who was supposed to open the portal..."

Bill reached down to touch the ground, breaking Kryptos' spiral of downward thoughts. His gaze turned to the room, not landing on anyone, the pupil like a black ocean of flat calm. Kryptos clenched his fingers together. Why was he so calm? Why did that calm make him more afraid of Bill's anger? What was the terrible thing he was about to reveal?

The eyelids fell on the omniscient eye. Bill took a deep breath and lifted them again, revealing a warm smile to lit the pupil. A smile like those from one trillion years ago.

"I found the eleventh member of our group."

His words floated, thick and soft, suspended over their heads and around them. Kryptos felt them enter his shape, flow into his mind, be processed.

And then, the room exploded with joyful outbursts.

"WHAT?!"

"Are you serious?!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Another?!"

"How is it possible?"

"After all this time!"

"That's crazy!"

"Awesome!"

"Another one!"

Someone pat Kryptos on the back and that roused him from his incredulous stasis. He turned to the right and, in Keyhole's smile, he saw his own amazement, his own surprise.

Another one.

A new member of the group.

The tension dissolved in him, dispersing in a pleasant tingling that invaded his shape. He laughed and his laughter joined Keyhole's, the happy screams from the others. The room throbbed with colors, life, joy and that joy pressed against him, was absorbed by his shape, raised the corners of his mouth: it made his head spin and Kryptos had to hold his top with one hand, so as not to fall to the ground.

The tenth Henchmaniac of Bill Cipher, the eleventh member of their company. Heck, they never thought about it! Xanthar seemed the last perfect member: a faithful puppy, who accompanied and protected his nine companions. It worked: they were ten, a very good conclusion. Who would have thought of another member of their company?!

"And where are they now?" asked 8-Ball.

"Are they far from here?"

"I didn't think it would happen again!"

" It's been so long since we found Xanthar! You're not the last anymore, buddy!"

"One of us! One of us!"

The room sparkled with life, everything shone and Kryptos couldn't stop smiling. His shape still tingled with joy, his center swaying, as if he were about to vomit. It was a bit like what he felt when he became a father and, at that moment, it was as if he had become a father for the second time. A new, wonderful, bizarre life was about to join them. A life that Bill would lead in the group, among friends destined to be his family.

A little warm shiver ran through his form, igniting a spark of curiosity in his mind. Who knows what kind of creature it was! Who knows how strange they were! How many arms did they have? And how many legs? And eyes? What was their name? What did they do? Where were they? When would they find them?

"Come on, at least tell us if they're near here!"

"How did you find them, anyway?"

"I know, I know!" Pyronica jumped on the chaise longue, waving an arm to draw everyone's attention to herself. "It's another woman, isn't it?"

Bill raised both hands, calming the crowd of laughter, voices and questions.

"No," he said. His eye shone from within, like an entire galaxy. "He's not a woman."

"Who is it, then?"

"Come ooon, don't keep us waiting!"

"We want to know! We want to know!"

Bill hesitated again, his eye half closed in an increasingly satisfied smile. His shape was radiant: a warm, enveloping star attracting them, happy as he hadn't been for trillions of years.

"Fine," he accepted, "I'll tell you who he is."

Silence filled the room, the excitement so palpable Kryptos could feel it running through his veins. He leaned forward like all others, captured by Bill, waiting for him to speak, shuddering like everyone else, unable to hold back his smile.

Bill took a deep breath and, finally, he spoke.

"Stanford Pines."

The general excitement subsided. Kryptos blinked, his gaze wandered around the room and, in the expressions of his friends, caught his own astonished perplexity.

"Uhm... what?" Hectorgon asked, scratching the top.

Bill put his hands behind his back. His smile hadn't cracked an inch.

"Stanford Pines is the eleventh member of the group."

Puzzled looks darted around the room. Pyronica tilted her head, as if trying to make sense of those words. Hectorgon pursed his lips, Keyhole narrowed his eyes. In the silence, Teeth burst into a laugh that attracted all eyes to him.

"Ahahahaha, good one, boss!" He exclaimed, slapping a hand on his thigh. The laughter gradually died, under Bill's gaze. "It was... it was a joke, right?"

"No," Bill replied. His tone barely held back the excitement. "It's Stanford Pines."

And, with that confirmation, everyone stood up.

"Stanford Pines?!"

"It's impossible!"

"Boss, it's absurd!"

"It can't be!"

"Pines?!"

"Him?!"

Kryptos rubbed his eye: the smile had disappeared from his lips, the excitement that boiled in his shape had died away, giving way to a void that re-knotted around those same words. Stanford Pines is the eleventh member of the group.

"It's not possible, Bill" Pyronica approached him. "If it was really him, you would've tended towards him much earlier, right? From the first time he called you. And you're tending towards just now!"

"It's not like that." Bill lowered his eye to himself, stroking the center of his shape. His voice was vibrating with emotion. "He actually called me the whole time, but I never realized it. Since I no longer have a physical form, my senses have become much more muffled and there are so many things I barely perceive. When I tend towards, that's mostly a physical sensation and, without a body, it gets pretty weak."

Bill raised his eye: it was dazzling, radiant as he was.

"But it doesn't go away," he continued. "And this feeling never disappeared, from the first day I met Ford until now. It doesn't have the same impact as when I had a body, but it is here and I finally managed to recognize it."

"What about Xanthar, then?" Keyhole intervened, raising a hand toward the huge creature. "You tended towards him, right? And it happened immediately, not after years."

"That's right," Hectorgon agreed, "You immediately knew he was calling you. It didn't take you all this time to figure it out."

"It was different," Bill rolled his eye. "I was already in the Dimension from which he was calling me. I had already reached him: I just had to find him. On the other hand, when Ford was in his native Dimension, he didn't call me with too much strength because I was with him every day, I had found him already. But now that he's away from me, the more he moves away through the Multiverse, the stronger the feeling is."

"It could be a completely different feeling! You said there are many things you feel weaker than they are."

"They're weaker, sure, but they don't turn into something completely different," Bill retorted. "When I tend towards, the feeling is always the same. Much or less strong, but it doesn't change its nature. "

"But how can Ford be the next one?" Pyronica insisted. "He prevented you from opening the portal!"

"Only because he got the wrong idea about me. And because I scared him." Bill waved a hand. "It doesn't matter: I'll fix everything, it's nothing serious."

"But boss..." 8-Ball said. "Stanford Pines is trying to kill you..."

"I know!" He chuckled, raising his clasped hands. His eye shone like a thousand stars. "Isn't he adorable?"

The Henchmaniacs exchanged puzzled looks at each other.

"Let's think about it." Hectorgon took the floor. "Stanford Pines is around the Multiverse and is moving further and further away. You can't even reach him on the dream plane, how do you think you can talk to him?"

"Oh, that won't be a problem," Bill answered. His eye bent into a broad smile, a yellow sparkle shining in his pupil. "Stanford will come back home. I don't know exactly when, but I know it will happen. And, once he's back, I can talk to him again and get him to open the portal."

"What if he doesn't want to?"

"He will," he insisted. "Now the only thing that matters is to get him back safe and sound. But it won't be too difficult: the deal we made binds us to the end of time, so Ford already has extra protection due to our deal." He burst out laughing, while slapping his top. "How did I not think about it before? That was the reason why he managed to survive all this time!"

"We can't understand it, Mighty All-Seeing Eye: we had almost caught him... It was pure luck, no doubt! But it's as if he's surrounded by pure luck: we were ten and yet we never managed to hit him once."

Years-old words looped through his mind, prompting Kryptos to look down. He no longer saw Bill, but the messengers who kept coming to report, each time more bewildered, each time more frustrated.

"He's not a normal creature, my Lord."

"That human has an astonishing run of luck."

Ford Pines must have been easy prey, yet he had been running away for years. It didn't make sense that he was always getting by: he had zero experience of the Multiverse, yet he managed to survive with so many people chasing him. There had to be a reason.

And apparently the reason was a deal. And what a deal! A deal worthy...

of the 10th Henchmaniac

of a madman! Maybe Stanford Pines thought it was very poetic, to suggest something similar to Bill. And, perhaps, he even believed the deal was off or that it was enough to run away from Bill to make it no longer valid!

Kryptos's gaze fell on Bill, who watched his companions argue with the most peaceful gaze ever. The delighted light in his eye was the same kind of light that had filled him, every time they found a new member of their group.

"Stanford will open the portal."

So was that the special thing about Stanford, that no other human had? The reason behind Bill's stubborn resolve that Stanford would've been the only one able to open that portal? That desire that seemed to make no sense, that absurd and inexplicable obsession to prefer Stanford to a thousand others, only him, always and only him...

"I felt like a... sensation. Like a hook that pulls you in a direction and you know you have to reach it." 

"What if he refuses?" Amorphus Shape's question floated between the discussions, turning them off one at a time. "What if you tell him everything and he refuses to help you and to be one of us?"

"I'll convince him," Bill answered. His voice was brimming with the usual cheeky confidence. "I know all about Ford. All I have to do is press on the right points and his attitude will change."

"But he might not do that," Hectorgon retorted. "You said he's stubborn, right?"

"True, but I'm way more stubborn." Bill winked at him. "He won't run away forever: Ford will come back because, just as I feel tending towards him, he feels tending towards me. He doesn't realize it because he's only human, but he is."

"How can you tell? With the rest of us, it never happened."

"Never?" Bill teased him. "Have you ever felt tending towards me?"

Hectorgon opened his mouth, but no word came out. He was probably thinking back to that moment, when his old, crippled self reached the top of a flaming building, instead of going down. Against all obvious choices, he went up. And he found Bill.

"I know it," Bill said. "Have you forgotten that I'm the All-Seeing Eye? I know everything! And I know that soon Stanford will stop running away and will come back here." He raised his arms. "All we have to do is make a big party, to welcome him as he deserves. Don't worry if Stanford will still be against us. Things will change."

Bill smiled, his eye shining with a sharp light.

"Whether he likes it or not, Stanford Pines is already one of us."

 

Notes:

And here it is, my explanation of Bill's weird obsession over Stanford Pines.

Canonically, we can't deny Bill was pretty obsessed with the scientist, as much as the scientist was obsessed with him. Ford spent YEARS in the Multiverse only thinking about his revenge. He could've just thought "Bill can't open the portal without me and I have zero chances to come back home, so what if I just settle somewhere forever? Good luck, Bill, in trying to enter now". Instead he spent THIRTY YEARS (not exactly two months) planning his revenge and how to come back to him.
And when he came back, Bill wasn't angry, nor pissed. On the contrary, he was pretty happy to have him back. He gave him a special treatment, he offered him a place on his side (despite Ford's attempts to kill him) and was enjoying their time together in general.

So, how to explain this weird obsession in a not-romantic way? Like this. Bill wants Ford so much, because Ford is one of his companions. Ford is special, because Bill's relationship with his friends IS special.
And this also explains how Ford managed to survive in the Multiverse. Honestly, there were zero chances. The Multiverse is *the Multiverse*. It's not like moving from America to Europe to Africa: you're still on the same planet, with the same air and gravity.
But the Multiverse isn't like this and you should be VERY lucky to find ONLY places with an acceptable atmosphere, breathable air and a more-or-less friendly environment.
And not only Ford found all of this, but he also managed to survive, with a bounty on his head. And he had zero experience about the Multiverse. One wrong jump and he could've died.

He was very lucky to find all the perfect conditions, wasn't he? How convenient to find only good places! Very convenient. TOO convenient to be just sheer luck. So his deal with Bill explains why he was this lucky ;)

Chapter 58: ACT VII - Fifty-eight

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

ACT VII - STANFORD

CHAPTER 58

 

Ford's portal was turned off, but still in one piece. His useless brother hadn't been able to turn it on yet, but he had been able to keep it together at least.

"I didn't expect you to have Ford's genius, so it's acceptable," Bill commented, swiping his view from one point of Ford's house to another. It had changed since Ford lived here: Stanley had filled it with junk, stuffed chimeras and tourist traps. But the portal room remained the same as Ford had left it.

The only difference was the lack of the other two Journals.

Bill drummed his fingers against his arm. Without the instructions, the portal could not be reopened and, if not opened, Ford could not go home.

He shifted the view to another house, with a garden covered with flowers and a cupid's fountain. He crossed the walls, ignored the woman who was cleaning compulsively and reached the dark room of a boy in a blue suit, standing in front of a mirror to strike a pose. On his desk, crowded with autographed photos of himself, there was Journal number two.

A star…

Stanley was already Gideon's enemy, but he didn't know he had one of the Journals. And even if he stole it, the third one was still missing. The one Ford hid "in a spot in the forest", as he had written in the Journal years earlier.

Well, considering he wrote where he wanted to hide them, he could've been clearer! At least Bill would have known exactly where to find the Journal!

Bill snorted and shifted his view back to Ford's house. Something was still missing: a fundamental piece, what would have brought the missing Journals into Stanley's hands, the Journals that would have helped him open the portal, brought Ford back home and, in the end, paved the way for Bill.

Pines ...

Stanley would have played a key role, that was sure. And Gideon, in his defeat, would also have been very helpful. But the fundamental gear was missing, the one that would set the events in motion. A whisper, buried within the far voices of omniscience.

Bill shifted his gaze between the rooms, jumping from the windows to the walls, until he found Ford's twin: he was in his bedroom and was getting dressed, his face tired after yet another night of fruitless work at the portal. Not that he could do much anyway, with only a third of the instructions. And he wasn't smart enough to do it.

He needed the other two Journals. With complete instructions, he could have turned it on.

Stanley looked up and, despite the tiredness and the few hours of sleep, the fire glowed in his eyes. A red and blue fire, as powerful as the one that sparkled in the eyes of the first human who touched it. A bonfire of pure, stubborn will, passing through Dimensions, space and time, until it reached Bill, who was watching from his bubble. So strong to wrap Bill's hand on the screen, surround his shape and devour him whole.

Bill blinked and stepped back, pulling his hand towards him. No fire had reached him.

A nervous chuckle shook his shape, then slipped into a full, satisfied laugh. Apparently, Stanley was determined to bring his brother home! Great, that was exactly what Bill wanted too!

He returned his gaze to the human: Stanley stood up, weariness hidden under the perfect trader's mask, on his lips the smile of a man ready to draw money. He strode to the door, grabbed his cane and went out.

Bill followed him out, saw him throw open the door, walk towards a couple of kids and strike a dramatic pose, announcing himself loudly.

"Welcome to the Mystery Shack!"

Bill rotated his view, shifting his eye to the two kids. They weren't the usual tourists, in shorts and fanny packs. They were two twelve-year-olds, loaded with bags and backpacks, looking at the Shack with puzzled eyes. Two opposite-sex twins: the male was biting his lip, staring at the building with a critical eye. The female had a broad, silver smile.

Pines...

"And a star will be your key to enter it.”

Bill moved closer, his lashes brushing against the surface of the screen. The kid had Ford's same clever eyes, his features typical of a Pines and… blue. The touch of blue was missing, the detail that would have made him Pinetree.

Dipper Pines.

And her, Mabel Pines. Brunette and lively, with silver in her mouth and pink on her skin, a sparkling sweater on which there was the embroidered image of a shooting star.

"And a star will be your key to enter it.”

Shooting Star.

"The spirits granted me a vision and I’ve seen ten symbols, associated with humans."

Bill stepped back and sat cross-legged in midair. Modoc's prophecy echoed in his memory, the circle with the symbols still clear before his eye. Ten humans, ten individuals who could threaten his power. So far he had only seen eight, including Ford. But now, with the arrival of Dipper and Mabel Pines, they were ten.

The ten members of the Zodiac were all gathered in Gravity Falls at that precise moment in time.

Things were about to get very interesting.

 


 

Finally, Gideon had made up his mind to call him.

His twisted little mind had reached the limit. Stanley was impossible to fool, and Dipper was dangerous with his too-deep knowledge of Gravity Falls' weirdness.

But it wasn't just that. His chest burned for Mabel, his rejection was a still fresh wound, which Gideon had filled with more hatred. It was her family's fault, they kept her away from him! They pushed her to reject Gideon! He had to defeat them and only then Mabel would be his! She would come back to him without a doubt!

Bill had watched him fidget and sweat as he explained what he wanted. Getting into Stanford's mind - Stanford? Oh right. In addition to stealing the house, Stanley had also stolen Fordsy's identity. Well, some things might even slip from the All Seeing Eye's wonderful mind - find the code to his safe and give it to him.

The Pines were interesting, after all. Stanley was just a means to open the portal, but those two kids were something else entirely. Dipper, with that quick intelligence of his. Mabel, with that unstoppable passion for chaos. And maybe even that Soos, so indecipherable under the idiot façade.

They were interesting. It was worth meeting them in person, studying them, putting them to the test. And most importantly, see how they reacted to someone like Bill.

He had accepted Gideon's bargain and entered Stanley's Mindscape. He had waited, in the shadows, for those three to follow him. And they actually did.

It had been easy to pretend he was just a simple evil demon moving through the mind, who just wanted to collect a useless thought from Stanley. He had used the stupidest trick ever: taking the shape of Question Mark. He got caught and ran off with the safe code, waiting for them to follow.

They would have stopped him, somehow. They had followed him there, they would stop him.

And, in fact, they really stopped him. A stupid trick to make him lose the code, but an effective one. Bill pretended to get angry, put on a show, exhibited fragments of his power.

React. Fight me. Show me what you can do.

They did well, for their first time in Dreamscape. They couldn't really drive him out of Stanley's mind - only the owner could do it. But their combined will pressed against Bill, the portal beneath his feet had some attractive force.

Not bad, really. Clearly, they were Ford's grandchildren: intelligent, stubborn, resourceful.

And naive. Oh, how delightfully naive they were! Stanley was too experienced, too mature to trust a demon speaking in dreams. But Dipper and Mabel were two dreamers, their eyes shining with stars and hopes: she was looking for the perfect summer love, but Dipper… Dipper dreamed of an adventure full of mystery. He dreamed of monsters, aliens and mysterious conspiracies. He dreamed of discovering the secrets of a world he had just scratched the surface of, thanks to the Journal.

It had been so easy to spark his interest! A couple of catchy phrases, "Everything will change", the symbol of the hand with six fingers and bam!, Dipper was already on the Conspiracy Train, ready to leave for the questions that arose on the horizon: who was the Author of Journal? What did those volumes hide? How many were they? What apocalypse was hidden among those pages?

Bill laughed out loud as Dipper put photos and details together on a blackboard. And to think that those were just Fordsy's secret diaries! Yet a couple of words had been enough to dress them in a fabulous aura and make Dipper want to find the missing ones.

The pieces were fitting together, the scheme was being built, the events were gradually coming together. The characters moved on the Gravity Falls board, pawns that would lead to what Bill wanted.

There was only one missing. One that would have come back home very soon.

 


 

Gideon was thrown in prison, gritting his teeth, a piece of chalk hidden in his fist, swearing revenge.

Stanley got Journal 2, stealing it from Gideon shortly before he was arrested.

Dipper and Mabel showed Stanley the book they had found in the woods, full of secrets and mysteries. Stanley proved his best acting skills, bursting into a loud laugh of derision as he snatched away one of the volumes he had searched for all his life.

On the control table, in Stanford's secret laboratory, the three Journals were open.

Events moved as they were meant to. Only one last push was missing, the one that would cause the portal to open.

 


 

Bill re-entered the Mindscape. laughing with triumph.

Pinetree and Shooting Star were hilarious! They believed they defeated him! They believed it was enough to kick him out of Dipper's body and set off a couple of fireworks to stop him!

They really are your grandchildren, Ford! Naive just like you!

It was not important: they should keep underestimating him. The only important thing was that Dipper agreed to make a deal with him.

Bill moved his view into the attic of the Mystery Shack: the laptop was on the ground, split in half. Among the pieces of metal, the McGucket Labs plaque shone brightly.

Those two wouldn't have missed that detail, not after spending all that time searching for the laptop password. With the plaque, it would not have been too difficult to find Glasses. And, once they found him, a couple of inputs would've been enough to wake up that dormant part of his memory and bring him back into paranoia mode.

Bill laughed again. He could already see McGucket running to Dipper, screaming that the apocalypse was coming. He doubted he would remember what Bill had shown him - what was it, anyway? Him taking off an exoskeleton? Glasses was just a wimp - but the trauma would have been enough to reactivate his paranoia.

And that paranoia would hit Dipper, making him paranoid as well. He would soon start to believe the apocalypse was coming, he would become even more curious and suspicious. The Journals were hiding something, there was an impending apocalypse, everything was about to change.

And it was true. Soon everything they loved would change forever.

Bill just had to be patient.

 


 

The time was coming.

Sitting on his throne, away from the bubble, Bill followed the unfolding of events in Gravity Falls with his mind, by jumping from one image to another, keeping an eye on the Shack from every direction.

"… Bill? Are you here?"

The FBI had arrived, the agents were taking Stanley away to question him about the radioactive cans. The house had been surrounded, the first agents were starting to search it.

"Bill?"

Dipper and Mabel had managed to break free and were returning to the Shack, eyes full of concern, minds crowded with questions.

"Bill?"

He searched for Stanley and saw him still tied up, looking for a plan to escape the FBI. Question Mark was driving at full speed, devouring fries and hamburgers without taking his eyes off the road. He returned to the Shack: Dipper and Mabel had just arrived.

They are converging.

Bill blinked and returned his attention to the Nightmare Realm and what was in front of him. 8-Ball was waving a hand in front of his eye, under the puzzled gaze of Pyronica, the Prince of the Lavalamp Monsters, and Teeth.

"Bill?" 8-Ball called him again. "Are you heeeere? "

"Of course I am, stop it." Bill waved a hand and 8-Ball pulled his own back. "So? Is Stanford here?"

"Not yet." Pyronica put her hands on her hips "Are you really sure he'll come back here? Today?"

"One hundred percent." Bill wandered around the huge square crowded with servants, moved his gaze to the swirling sky of red and blue. "He's about to return."

Dipper and Mabel were hiding in Stanley's office, doubting his identity. Among Stanley's newspaper clippings, Mabel took the most important of all: the vending machine code.

Thirteen minutes until the portal opened.

Bill brought his attention back to the Nightmare Realm and, among the red and green shades of the sky, he saw a new color, a familiar flavor, a fresh scent of rain. The blue of a portal stood out among the tones of the sky and from the blue emerged a melancholy perfume, new and familiar at the same time, which reached the center of his incorporeal form, which called and attracted him.

Stanford Pines was finally back.

He had changed, in thirty years. His hair lost the scented brown of sand, yet his gray was not pure silence, but whispered as in a distant time, when Leonardo faded the color with his hand and, for the first time, he gave grey a voice.

Ford turned and in the brown of his eyes, there were a hundred scents of distant Dimensions, there were the thousand worlds he had seen, there was that familiar knot that tugged at the center of Bill's form, that called him, made him tense as he had with the others, stronger than ever, clearer than ever, now that they were face to face.

Bill smiled at him and raised his hand.

"Take him and bring him to me."

The whole square rose, everyone sprinted to Ford. For his part, Stanford lifted the object he held in his hands and pointed it at one of the octopus-monsters: a blue ray dazzled those present and passed the monster from side to side, making it ashes.

Bill blinked and stood up. That was no ordinary weapon, that was a Quantum Destabilizer! How the heck had he built it?

He tried to get into Stanford's mind and a shock wave knocked him back.

The barrier, right.

How did Ford manage to build that weapon? Bill never told him he no longer had a physical form or that his shape was made up of strings held together by his strenuous desire to live. How had he known this? Who could have told him? An enemy? Who?

A beam shot towards him and Bill avoided him. One hit would've been enough and the opposing fluctuations would create enough instability in his delicate quantum form, to break the strings that held it together.

"Your own form will decay and you will vanish from existence."

Bill floated away, moving towards the Quadrangle of Qonfusion. He landed on a platform and turned, just in time to see Stanford approaching at full speed. He moved again, missing another beam just in time.

In Gravity Falls, Question Mark had reached the snack dispenser, placing himself in the exact spot where Stanley had wanted him.

Ten more minutes.

Just ten minutes. He had to hold on as long as necessary, for the portal to open.

"Don't run away!" Ford screamed.

"I'm not doing it," Bill replied. He moved, drawing an arc in midair, as he floated above him. "I've been waiting for years to see you again!"

Ford answered by raising his weapon, one eye closed to aim. Once he would have answered vehemently, throwing himself at Bill in the fire of anger. There was a controlled coldness inside him now, a sharp grudge he never had.

It was much more interesting.

Bill moved behind him. Ford spun around and the music of his colors hit Bill with such force to throw him backward.

Ford was a kaleidoscope. The dark shades of his clothes hid the golden specks of Sernania, the dry drops of Hj44, the remnants of mud and snow of Klovi's planets. In his veins and cells were the nutrients of the aliens of Armara, the complex proteins of the banquets of Lottocron 9, the meat and tendons of Tirrexia's dinosaurs, the calcium of the bones of Generalio's puppies. The smell of Dimension 99 blizzards was in his hair, and the warmth of Kleplee's red giants lay between the flaps of his jacket. And between the wrinkles of his face linged the purple scent of Dimension 52, covering the even more subtle and impalpable smell typical of a Second Dimension.

Bill let out a small chuckle. Ford was feelings and organized chaos: a wonderful melody of far and near Dimensions, which had left their mark on him. And he carried them on, showering Bill with whispers and sensations from outside his prison.

It was a siren song, a call that made Bill tense even more, made him ask for more.

"More."

"Give me more."

"I want more. I want to see more."

Ford raised the Destabilizer again, his eyes scanning the impossible space of the Quadrangle, trying to make sense of its architecture.

"It won't do any good," he said, his voice steady. "I waited 30 years for this moment."

"Oh, really?" Bill teased him. He moved behind Ford, a whisper from his ear. "Me too."

Ford whirled around, the trigger already pulled: the beam of energy followed the curve of his movement and Bill had to float higher to avoid it. Ford shot again and Bill shifted once more, a laugh following him in his wake as he spun around and looked at Ford.

"Jeeez, what a fiery greeting!" He joked. "It almost seems like you're mad at me, Fordsy! Didn't time heal all wounds? Did you take my jokes a little too personally?"

"You want to destroy everything." His voice was cold, ice that vibrated in the concert that Ford was wearing, lit the colors, sharpened their flavor. "I'll stop you."

Bill burst into even more delighted laughter.

"Awww, you've been thinking about me all this time!" He replied, one hand pressed against the shape. "How cute! I've thought a lot about you too! I counted the days, waiting for your return."

A laser beam flew past his top and Bill grabbed the brim of his hat, pulling it down.

"Hey, be careful with that!" He scolded Ford. "Do you know what I had to do to get this hat? It's a very funny story," he added immediately, changing his tone to a more cheerful one. "Do you want me to tell you?"

"I want you to die," Ford said, lifting his weapon once more.

"So dramatic." Bill rolled his eye. "And just because you're still upset over something I did years ago. Okay, maybe I wasn't exactly fun, but I was a little angry with you because you didn't want to open the portal. I've any right to get upset too, once in a while! You didn't want to cooperate! However, I'm much better than this, way funnier! And I mean for real, not like when I was tricking you into doing what I wanted."

Ford's hands tightened around the Destabilizer, icy anger emanated like steam from his figure. He fired another shot, which Bill dodged.

In Dimension 46'\, Pinetree, Shooting Star and Question Mark stared wide-eyed at the passage that would lead them to the underground laboratory.

They're getting there.

"I know you," Ford said, bringing Bill's attention back to the Quadrangle. "There's nothing good in you."

Bill chuckled and rolled over again, one hand still gripping the brim of his hat.

"What a bold statement from you! We met for a couple of years, then you spent the next thirty in the Multiverse collecting rumors and gossip about me. You just had a perfect vision of who I am, no doubt. I bet they have all been impartial and have not only told you about the Dimensions I destroyed, but also about the ones that thrived because of me."

"There are no prospering worlds. Everything you touched fell into self-destruction," retorted Ford. "No exceptions."

"Wow, I'm touched by such objectivity." Bill's voice was overflowing with sarcasm. "It makes it so clear that you're a scientist. It's the first rule of science, isn't it? Believe everything you hear from others, without checking first."

"I saw the consequences of your actions," replied Ford, his eye already on the scope. "And I won't let you keep doing it."

Bill laughed and let himself fall vertically, lower and lower, down rows of stairs of the Quadrangle. Ford ran after him, flight after flight of stairs, trying to reach him, but each flight of stairs only took him higher.

In the Mystery Shack, Dipper, Mabel and Question Mark descended the steps that would lead to the portal.

In the Quadrangle, in the middle of his third staircase, Ford stopped going down and started going up.

"You're finally being a scientist," Bill praised him. "Do things your way, instead of thinking about what others say."

A beam of blue light made him move away and Bill shot up to meet Ford. He backed away, the weapon raised in front of his chest, to hide the kaleidoscope of perfumes that filled him. His eyes were alert, they were fire and they called to him, pulling Bill from the center of the shape.

As it was with Pyronica. As it was with Keyhole. As it was with Amorphus Shape.

"Stop running!" snapped Ford. "Fight me! Let's end it here!"

In the basement, Dipper and Mabel had just crossed the last threshold and, before their eyes, stood the portal in all its grandeur.

It was almost time.

"Oh, Ford, don't deny yourself all the opportunities you could have." Bill appeared behind him, making him turn abruptly. Before Ford could raise the gun again, Bill was already a breath away from his face, staring straight into his eyes. "You only saw part of me, Fordsy, the most frustrated part of me. You never saw my best side. Why do you think there are dimensions like the Do-Over, Blackholia and Rorschach's Iridescence? Why are there places like Lottocron 9, that are much more prosperous than others? The Multiverse doesn't always make amazing places. Dimensions often repeat themselves, with the same boring laws."

Bill floated away and raised his arms. The space above their heads changed, showing a black universe filled with gray planets.

"There are thousands of universes with round planets and hundreds of Dimensions full of stars," he continued, "But how many Dimensions did you see that are made of black holes? Or shaped like a sandwich? Or with cubic planets? It's because of me that these places exist. I'm just giving the Multiverse a hand: I make space, so that these wonders can be born. If the Multiverse you visited is so beautiful, it's only thanks to me."

At a wave of his hand, the black universe exploded with red and yellow. The planets parted in half, raining out tentacles, cobwebs and ears of corn.

"And that's not all!" He added. "There are billions and billions of people I helped. I gave birth to galactic empires, created millennial societies, built active businesses for centuries! How do you think the Or family managed to extend their business in six dimensions? It was thanks to me! gave them the means to grow so much."

Ford's eyes were narrowed, alert and cautious. Suspicion was clear in his pupils, yet he waited, listening. It was something.

Bill came closer.

"I can do the same for you," he said, an outstretched hand. "Join me and everything will be possible. You will no longer fear death, because your time will stretch indefinitely. I'll make your body so strong to withstand the dangers of the Multiverse and the most extreme conditions: you will no longer suffer from heat or cold, no food will poison you and no weapon will hurt you. I'll make your mind more elastic and your memory longer, so you won't forget everything I teach you."

Bill moved closer. His eye, reflected in Ford's eyes, shone with its own light.

"And we will travel," he continued, the words that followed one another like folds of a ribbon, foam of waves. "All together, you, me and our nine companions. We will jump through the Sixth and Ninth Dimension, until we'll reach the boundaries of the Multiverse, then we'll go back and start over. We will see worlds being born and dying, we will see supernovae die off and planets take shape. We will climb to the top of the highest mountains in the Multiverse and descend to abyssal planets, to seek their secrets. I will share my knowledge with you as I did with the others. I'll show you how a Dimension glows, I'll let you try foods you've never tasted, I'll show you colors you've never named, I'll show you an atom split in half, I'll show you the singularity at the center of black holes."

Bill brought a hand to him, his eye half closed in a smile of amusement.

"I can do it all," he said. "Join me, Ford. Join my group and all of this will be possible."

Ford's eyes were two mirrors, collecting Bill's reflected light. His body was tensed forward, suspended in the moment of choice.

Then Ford stepped back and raised the gun at Bill, eye on the scope and finger on the trigger.

Bill moved in a fraction of a second: the quantum beam barely touched him, before crashing into one of the columns of the Quadrangle and making it disappear.

"Hey!" he protested loudly, "They're not decorations! You'll make the place fall apart!"

He turned to Ford: he was no longer tense towards Bill. His eyes were scarlet flames, anger burning inside him like a fire. He looked at Bill, challenging him, opposing him without fear. No longer submissive, like the naive scientist of the past, a human among many. But an equal. A…

Partner

Friend

The fabric of the Nightmare Realm started to vibrate, pushing Bill back. The colors swayed in a state of confusion, pressed against his shape. Something was changing in the physical-chemical fabric of the whole place.

He looked up at Ford again: he was still standing on the ladder and struggling to keep his balance. Bill moved forward a meter, then stopped, attracted by what was happening behind Ford.

In the bluest band of the Nightmare Realm, a blade of white light had formed. An oval that widened, capturing swirling colors, more intense and faster than any other natural portal.

A rift between Dimensions. A door different from all the others.

The portal.

In the workshop below the Mystery Shack, Mabel Pines raised both hands and let events unfold.

"Grunkle Stan... I trust you."

Triumph engulfed Bill and he burst into laughter, filled with satisfaction. Bill closed his eye and let the mad exultation flow inside his dead form, making it tingle. All the pawns he had moved, the events he had triggered, the events that had unfolded, all his grandiose project in its infinite details had led there, to that focal event!

"And it will be a star, your key to enter it."

And, from that very same portal, it would originate the rift that would finally lead to his liberation from the Nightmare Realm cage.

Bill laughed, laughed uncontrollably as Ford turned his back on him and, without looking back, jumped off the Quadrangle to reach the portal. He laughed as Ford threw a grenade behind him, which blew up one of the stairs. He laughed as he watched him leap through the light and colors, to land among the shattered remains of his laboratory, as the portal turned off, leaving behind a small, microscopic fracture.

His tenth Henchmaniac had just returned to his home Dimension.

Bill had won.

 

Notes:

Phew, that has been a long one, but we're into canon territory now! Bill moved all events, just to lead to Ford coming back and to trigger the creation of the rift. That's why he was so sure Ford would've opened the portal for him: he did it - therefore indirectly.
And we all know what happened, with that rift.

In the next chapter we will have more Bill and Ford talking. Why? Because I highly doubt their conversation was only limited to the one we saw in The Last Mabelcorn ;)

The end is coming. -2 weeks

Chapter 59: ACT VII - Fifty-nine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

ACT VII - STANFORD

 

CHAPTER 59

 

"Ahahahahaha!"

"Are you done?"

"Ahahahah! Oh Fordsy, you're so lovely!"

Ford just raised his eyebrow, turned away from him and started walking again.

After thirty years in the Multiverse, his dreams had gotten a lot more interesting than the usual office/home/lab monotony that characterized his pre-portal life. Cornfields, blue sands, M-shaped cities, cliffs overlooking stormy seas: Ford had seen so much and his mind was reworking those adventures into much more amusing landscapes than the old, usual four walls.

At that moment he was walking on one of the bridges of the Dimenzion 34Z, among the fading shadows of the graphite cats. He kept looking ahead, walking with fast steps, trying to distance himself from Bill.

How cute, he thought he could escape him in dreams!

"A metal plate!" Bill laughed, holding his shape. "A metal plate! And you let it in your brain, just to keep me out of your head! Fordsy, I was joking when I told you I could take your body away without asking your permission! I would never do that!"

Ford pushed aside a branch that appeared in front of him and let it fall, without thinking of pushing it aside for Bill, who had to move up to avoid it. While still laughing, he reached Ford again.

"You know that there were at least five different ways to keep me out of your head, right?" He asked him. "And all five are easier, compared to an open skull operation! But no, they weren't extra enough for Mister Six Fingers!"

"It won't do you any good to come and see me in all of my dreams." Ford's voice was pure ice, a shiver that made Bill's back tingle. "I won't give you the rift and I won't let you enter my Dimension. You can say anything you want and disturb me as much as you like: I won't change my mind."

"Booo, don't be so boring." Bill moved over his head and patted it with the tip of his finger. "You did a lot of funny things in the Multiverse, and now that you're back home, you're back with all formalities and composure. Where did the adventurous spirit go? Breaking the rules? Risking your life?"

Ford ignored him again as he climbed off the bridge and walked up the hill.

"And then," Bill continued, "The containment bubble for the rift. You know very well it won't do any good! The rift cannot be contained and will soon break the stupid protection you built around it," he chuckled. "I'm already seeing some cracks!"

"It doesn't matter." Ford turned to look at him. "It may crack, but I'll build a new one."

Although his voice was detached and neutral like white, Ford's eyes were fire, they were warm and enveloping red, it was the sound of the tuba and the taste of marshmallows.

Bill chuckled and reached out to give him a pat on the nose.

"You're adorable when you threaten me!"

Ford's frown became more marked. Without saying a word, he turned away from him and started walking again. Holding back the laughter, Bill floated over to him and threw his arms around his neck.

"Come oooon," he sing-songed, his eye half closed in a smile. "Let me enter your Dimension! I'll make it much funnier! There will be mountains of chocolate everywhere! And mountains of frogs! And chocolate frogs! And frog legs! And frog legs dipped in chocolate!"

"You won't get anywhere with this."

"Do you think I'm here because I want to get something?" Bill peered over Ford's shoulder and floated in front of him. "I'm just here to have a chat with you! We haven't seen each other for thirty years, we need to make up for the lost time!"

"You're here, just because you hope I'll change my mind and give you the rift," snapped Ford. He would also have spat out poison, if he could. "But you're wrong. I won't let you bring chaos, no matter how much you try to flatter me."

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with chaos?" Bill retorted, bringing his hands to the sides. "Not everything chaotic is also negative! You're a scientist, aren't you? Look around: how much order have you seen so far, in the Multiverse? And how much chaos?"

Bill moved to his side and put an arm around his shoulders.

"You think it's bad, only because of the stupid rules," he continued. "But if you look beyond the rules, you'll understand that they're just pure illusion. Like everything, after all! Even the very reality that surrounds you, everything is nothing but an illusion of your senses." He extended his other hand to Ford. "Leave these mental cages and give me the rift: I'll make your world better, truer, freeing it from all lies you've built."

Ford looked down at Bill's outstretched hand. His face was livid with anger.

"Do you really think I'm that stupid?" He thundered, freeing himself from his grip. "Just because you tricked me once, it doesn't mean you can do it again. I'm no longer your puppet!"

"No, you're not." Bill grabbed his cheeks. "You're much more important now. And more fun!" A chuckle. "A metal plate!"

Ford shook Bill's hands off, then turned on his heel and walked away.

"Fordsyyy!" Bill called him, reaching him again. "It's not nice to leave friends behind!"

"We're not friends."

"Of course we are!" Bill retorted. "We are best friends! Bestest friends! We tell each other things for hours and have sleepovers! Eheheh, did you get it? Because we see each other in dreams, when you sleep, so the pajamas..."

"For the love of..." Ford let out a deep sigh. "Just leave."

"Nah, I like to stay here." Bill shrugged. "I don't have much else to do outside. And you don't mind that much either, right?" He added, his eye half closed in a smile. "You missed me. Come on, you missed me."

"Like cholera."

"Ahahahahah! You're hilarious, Fordsy! Traveling in the Multiverse really improved your sense of humor!" He gave Ford a pinch on the cheek. "So, tell me: what else did you do, besides putting a metal plate in your head? What other crazy and bizarre decision have you made? Did you kill someone? Stole something?"

"It's none of your business."

"Do you want me to guess? I think you killed the Ford of another dimension and took his place."

"What... no!" exclaimed Ford. "Of course not!"

"So you killed the Stanley of another Dimension and took its place?"

"I didn't kill any of my family members to take their place!" He blurted out. "I didn't take anyone's place, because I had to go back and kill you!"

Ford spun around and, before he could yell at him more, Bill pressed a hand to the center of his chest, blocking any of his replies. Ford looked down at his hand, raised it back to Bill: the perplexity was evident in the raised eyes and eyebrows.

"It was the same for you too," Bill told him. "You were tending."

"What are you saying?"

"There are billions of Dimensions out there," Bill continued, looking him straight in the eye, his hand still pressed against Ford's chest. "You could've started over in a new Dimension. You could've joined one of the billions of Research Centers scattered across the Multiverse. But you didn't, because you too felt tending towards me."

Ford pushed his hand away and took a step back.

"It was my desire for revenge that brought me back here!"

"It wasn't," Bill replied, "You felt yourself tending towards me! You felt that you had to come back, because only with me you would've been complete!"

Ford rolled his eyes.

"Nice try," he replied sarcastically, "But it doesn't work. Your nice little words don't convince me anymore."

"I'm telling the truth."

"It will be the truth for you." Ford turned away from him. "But not for me."

Bill crossed his arms, watching him as he crossed the bridge, alone and stubborn.

"You can't fool yourself forever, Ford."

 


 

"Fordsy!"

The landscape chosen for that dream was the Zintra Library, with its shelves ten meters high and fifty meters wide. Ford was sitting on shelf no. 20, his back against the spine of a volume twice his size, a smaller book in his hands. Bill climbed off his shelf and landed next to Ford.

"Did you miss me? I missed you too! I didn't know you also visited the Zintra library. But it was such a delicious opportunity, wasn't it? Maxi-format knowledge, for the biggest brain in the Multiverse! I bet you dug a bed out of a book and slept inside it for months. Urgh, so awkward. Anyway, what are you reading?" He added immediately, looking over his shoulder. "Oh, combined physics of M78k2. Boring. Shall we do something more fun?"

Ford closed his eyes and took a deep sigh.

"You have no one else to disturb, Cipher?"

"Only you!" Bill exclaimed, spreading his arms. "The Nightmare Realm handles very well and, if there is any small problem, the guys can solve it." A sigh. "You should've stopped for a while, instead of shooting around, and seen how things work in a Kingdom run by me."

"I saw very well how they work," answered Ford, without taking his eyes off his book. "Swirling colors, no order, monsters everywhere and the sane ones forced to hide, in order not to be killed or devoured."

"Every Kingdom has some critics, I can't help it," Bill retorted, crossing his legs. "But, apart from them, the Nightmare Realm works great! Everyone does what they want, follows their aspirations and is happy. I surely don't force them to serve me! They accepted me as a leader! And things change because nobody gets bored: instead of the usual, boring sun rising in the east, it sometimes rises in the west. Or it doesn't rise at all! Or, instead of the sun, another planet rises, because the orbit has changed again!" Bill laughed while getting closer to Ford.

"It could be the same for your Dimension," he suggested, in a sugary tone. "You would no longer be the strangest thing, not when everything around you becomes strange. Everything would be new and bizarre, everything would be born again to a new, absurd life!"

"Absolutely not," said Ford. He looked up from the book, to give Bill a steely gaze. "I won't let you enter my Dimension and start this kind of... absurd... Weirdmageddon!"

"That's exactly what you should do instead!" He replied, "Now your Dimension is nice, I can't deny it. It has that cuddly puppy look and you humans are cute little fleas that hoop around it. But, with me, you can improve. You can be giants! Your Dimension can be the largest in the Multiverse! You can be venerated and feared as Gods!" He held out his hand to Ford. "Just let the rift extend and let me enter."

"Never," Ford replied, turning a page of the book. "You already have your Dimension to rule. Come back to it and leave mine alone."

Bill let out a deep, melodramatic sigh and dropped with studied grace against Ford's shoulder. The human tensed and gave him one of those adorable red flame glares.

"I want to be honest, Fordsy," he said, "You know why I want so much to enter your Dimension?"

"Because you're an insufferable pain in the ass?"

"Ah! How nice you are!" Bill patted him on the head, like a puppy. "But no. It's because my Dimension is dying."

"Good excuse."

"If I wanted to give you a lie, I could come up with something better and not such a trivial story. Don't you think?"

"If that's true..." Ford rolled his eyes, "What should I care about it?"

"Oh, so you don't care about the life of hundreds of thousands of creatures." Bill floated away from Ford, arms crossed behind his back. "You don't care to sentence fifty species to death, the same species that don't exist anywhere else in the Multiverse. And you don't even care about your precious little friends who are hidden in their holes. What a pity. Who knows how many languages, cultures and lives will be lost! Real researchers would freak out if they had so many species that they could study."

"Don't pretend that you care about the studies of us humans!"

"Yeah, why should I care? I'm just helping you since the dawn of time to evolve into something a little smarter! You're right, I don't care about you at all."

"Then why?" Ford challenged him. "Why are you so interested? You have the whole Multiverse to annoy, why are you so obsessed with my Dimension?"

"Easy," Bill chuckled. "Because I created it."

"Sure."

"Hey, I thought it was pretty clear: does it seem too simple? It's not a lie. I don't need to lie to you, Stanford."

"And since when? You've been doing it for years!"

"I just embellished reality for my benefit," he replied, waving a finger in front of his face. "I don't need to lie, to get what I want."

"You deceive people!"

"But I'm not lying. There's a difference."

"This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said Ford, slamming the book close. "I'm leaving. I'd rather wake up."

"Running away as soon as the conversation gets interesting? Very mature of you, Ford. I want to bond with you and you ignore me."

"You want to play on my guilt." Ford stood up and walked over, a finger pointing at Bill. "You tell me about innocent creatures who will die, so I'll think about it while awake, I'll realize I can't blame everyone for you and I will let you into my world."

Bill held his gaze, the lids over his eye folded in a smile.

"Seen? I deceive, but I don't lie."

Ford's frustrated growl was the last, adorable sound before he woke up.

 


 

"I mean, I thought it was obvious that I no longer have a physical form! Otherwise, why have I not followed you, in your thirty years traveling in the Multiverse? Did you think I was lazy? If I had my physical form, I would've picked you up right away and brought you back home! I wouldn't have wasted my time and energy sending others to hunt you down! In three minutes, you would've been back in your lab, with a pen in your hand and the lab coat on."

"Three minutes?" Ford turned, the Quantum Destabilizer in his hands. "Let's make ten."

Bill chuckled, delighted. He nudged the Destabilizer with the tip of his index finger and the weapon lifted from Ford's hands to disassemble in midair.

"Speaking of the Destabilizer, who had the idea?" Bill asked, rotating the components from every angle. "You can't have thought of it all by yourself. Who helped you?"

"Do you want to know, so you can ruin their life too?"

"Maybe," Bill teased him. "But it's not worth it. You only have one shot left and you'll waste that too. At that point, the Destabilizer will no longer be a problem." And he accompanied his words, by making the weapon vanish.

Ford took a step back, his eyes wide.

"How do you know how many sho...?" A shadow passed in his pupils, sparking a new fire of anger. "You spied on me."

"Ding, ding, ding, that's right!" Bill exclaimed. "Who would've thought that filling your house with my images would allow me to look at you from any point?"

The anger in Ford's eyes sparkled more intensely, fiery flames reaching for Bill and tickling his form with their fury. Bill reached out and squeezed Ford's cheeks, earning an even more offended look, new angry flames and an even more adorable reaction.

"See? That's the reason why it's impossible to stay angry with you humans for too long." He said, barely holding back a chuckle. "You're so adorable when you get angry!"

Ford shoved him away.

"Don't underestimate me," he threatened him. "I'll destroy you."

"Sure," Bill indulged him, with a soft voice. "The little, cute Stanford Pines will put an end to Bill Cipher, the All-Seeing Eye, the Lord of the Nightmare Realm and King of Nightmares. Yep, totally believable."

"Keep laughing," Ford walked over, a thin smile that lit sparks of cunning in his eyes. "It'll be even more fun when I'll destroy you."

"Pffff, suuuure." Bill floated over his head and sat in his hair, legs crossed, a heel against Ford's left cheek. He reached out and patted him on the other cheek, condescendingly. "Do you know that Pyronica wanted to kill me too, the first time we met? But after we talked for a while, she quickly changed her mind."

"Whoever she is, she must have horrible taste," Ford replied sulkily. He pushed Bill's hand away, but Bill brought it back to his cheek, stroking it as if Ford were a puppy.

"Are you kidding me?! Pyronica has great taste! And she's so great, we get along so well! Whenever I propose something, she's always the first to join, whether it's a drinking contest or slaughtering a group of opponents. She's pretty strong, you wouldn't have the slightest chance against her," Bill teased him, laughing, "But she doesn't mind: she likes to chill and celebrate, just like me."

"And where would the bright side be?"

Bill pinched him on the cheek.

"All right, you're out of the cool guys group. You can join Hectorgon in the group of those who have little faith in me and criticize my decisions. You'll get along for sure: you're a sullen old man, he's a skeptical old Hexagon. You can sit close together and complain about how good the old days were and how the younger can't understand anything. Then, when you get tired of being a boring old man, you can join us cool guys."

Ford ignored his magnanimous offer and kept looking ahead at the purple sunset. Bill took his hand off his cheek and started fiddling with his hair.

"Teeth could be the first to get along well with you: he likes to make friends with everyone. If I say you're one of us, he just accepts it. Keyhole, on the other hand, will ask you a ton of questions, that's for sure. He likes talking to humans and he's pretty good about it! He always puts them at ease and gets them to blurt out whatever he wants to hear. You should be careful what you say with him, he always has an ace up his sleeve. Or a key in the lock! Do you know he can create keys to open any door? It's so cool!"

Bill rolled a gray lock around his finger.

"Paci-fire will surely tell you the same old story about the millions he slaughtered on countless moons: he always does, every time he meets someone weaker than him. And trust me, you're a lot weaker than him. 8-Ball will also point this out to you. He's a nice guy, but he doesn't consider you very much. He finds you boring. Amorphus Shape, on the other hand, is very intrigued by you! But she loves everything around her, so it's normal."

"Amorphus Shape..." Ford murmured, lost in thought.

"You'll recognize her," Bill continued. "She's made of rhombuses of different colors, with five eyes and two lianas. She is an amazing killer, you should see how she attacks with her vines! Do you know she pierced my arm, when we met? And she loves everything! Everything gets her attention, so she has to approach and feel it with her vines. Even if there are things she knows from centuries, her innate curiosity still pushes her to see more and it's fantastic." A chuckle. "You would be a real delicacy for her! She'll ask you even more questions than Keyhole, especially about your biology."

Bill gave his hair a little tug. Ford did not react.

"Then there's The Being Whose Name Must Never Be Said!" Bill chuckled "Nah, only the subjects of the Nightmare Realm call him that: you can call him Xanthar. However, he won't care, as long as you cuddle him and give him a good scratch. He likes it very much on his muzzle and among the trees on its back. He will adore you because Xanthar adores everyone."

A sigh.

"And then there's Kryptos." Bill narrowed his eye. "But I'd rather not talk about him. I'm still mad at him for what he did."

"I don't care anyway," replied Ford, "And I don't care about your friends."

"Just because you didn't properly introduce to each other," Bill retorted, patting him on the head. "When you came back, the first thing you did was shooting at random! What impression do you think you made?"

"I don't have to make friends."

"You have to! They'll be your future friends!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Another sigh, this time more overdramatic.

"Fordsy, you can't stick to me all the time," he replied. "We're a group, you'll have to bond with each other. And you'll have to do your best, because you haven't made a good first impression at all. I mean, you tried to kill me and that's very cute of you, but not everyone took it as well as I did. Also because you didn't just try to kill me, but you shot around and killed a lot of my subjects. And they didn't like that. They already didn't appreciate the idea of having you in the group, so you only made your situation worse."

Another tap on the head.

"So, time to start getting involved! Behave a bit better and you'll become everyone's favorite! My friends don't have difficult tastes, after all. Or maybe it's just me who knows them too well! In any case, I'm willing to help you, especially at first. Just be yourself, with your being adorable, but with fewer death threats."

Ford got to his feet and Bill lifted himself from the nest of gray hair, leaving behind their breath tinged with a silver trill. Ford was glaring at him again, his eyes glowing sweet and sugary red.

"I am no longer your friend and for sure I won't become friends with your gang."

"It will happen anyway," Bill teased him. "When my Weirdmageddon will start, I'll enter the Dimension that I created, the power that fills it will return to me and I'll have a new physical form. At that point, all your cute protests will be useless. There'll be nothing you can do but surrender." He grabbed Ford's chin, his eye bent into a broad smile. "Don't make the mistake of still opposing me, Fordsy. It'll be much easier to join the party."

Bill let him go, his eye still folded in a smile.

"Think about it, Stanford," he suggested, in a red and yellow voice. "You have little time left. I'm coming."

 

Notes:

A little explanation: why those conversations? Well, it's actually because of Journal three itself.
Let me explain: when Ford starts talking about his travels, in the page reserved to the Nightmare Realm, he says this is a place "Bill refers to as the Nightmare Realm". At first I didn't notice it - and I kept ignoring it for a very long time. Until I noticed: Bill REFERS TO. It's not written "Bill REFERRED TO" or "Bill SAID". The time used is the present one.
And considering this part of the Journal was written when Ford was already back home and he already talked to Bill the first time in The Last Mabelcorn... that meant only one thing. That Bill and Ford talked again, after that first occasion.

And so, here they are, back again to talk about stuff, while Weirdmaggedon is getting closer and closer - and, with it, the end of this long, oh so long fanfiction.
The next chapter will be the last one. We will have the Weirdmageddon, Bill's triumph and his downfall.
His time has come to burn.

See you next week for the finale.

Chapter 60: ACT VII - Sixty

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

ACT VII - STANFORD

 

CHAPTER 60

 

The crash of broken glass, the fracture created by the rift between the two Dimensions, every sound, every color, every detail was pure ecstasy.

Dimension 46'\, the accidental offspring of his power outburst, was calling him. His powers filtered through the rift, never forgotten sounds and colors, silk ribbons that surrounded him and pulled him forward, towards the part of himself he had lost.

"With creation, a part of you and your will came out of you."

His form made of strings vibrated under the influence of a much stronger sensation. His synaesthesia, attenuated for centuries, had a flicker. The voices of omniscience whispered harder. The still ocean of his powers was moved by a small wave.

In the end, he had made it. After centuries of waiting and frustration, he succeeded.

For the first time, in a trillion years, Bill Cipher was able to walk through a door and exit the Nightmare Realm.

 


 

“Oh, it's happening! It's finally, finally happening!"

“For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying Dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!"

 


 

"You will be able to do great things. You can change the Multiverse. And you will. You will bring your colors in the Third Dimension. And a star will be your key to enter it.”

 


 

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

OHOHOHOH

Oh, it was so FUN! Sixer truly believed he could kill him with his adorable little weapon! How long did it take him to realize that their bond made it impossible to hurt each other?

From now until the end of time, Fordsy.

“Good old six-fingers . I've been waiting for an ETERNITY to have a chat face to face."

“Everyone, this armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here. Give him a six-fingered  hand! This brainiac is the one who built the portal in the first place!"

“Now don't look so sour, Fordsy. It's not too late to join me. With that extra finger, you'd fit right in with my freaks."

“I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness, Bill!"

There was still time to change his mind. After all, Fordsy's stubbornness was also among the things he adored about him.

And, once he found his tenth Henchmaniac, Bill certainly wouldn't let him go for so little.

 


 

“Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It's time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours!"

 


 

"Alright, can anyone explain to me why, even with our newfound INFINITE POWER, none of us can escape the borders of this STUPID HICK TOWN!"

No. Nonono! He wouldn't accept being trapped AGAIN! He couldn't accept a new cage...

"You hate the cage. But it will be in a cage that you will spend most of your life."

... to trap him again! Not after getting his physical form back! Not after returning to his full power! Not after being able to feel again, to see the world explode in his senses and around him! Not after experiencing joy in its purest essence! Everything was perfect: he could feel the warmth of his companions' hands once again, the cool touch of alcohol on his lips, the texture of the throne under his fingers. He could also hold Fordsy, for the first time in flesh and blood, since she had known him! He couldn't lose it all again!

… Fordsy.

His eye rested on the small statue, contracted into the shape Bill made him take. Bill was still in Ford's home dimension. And Ford was the most brilliant mind in his world. His knowledge of the place, along with thirty years of in-depth study around the Multiverse, must have given him some ideas as to why Gravity Falls was such a bundle of oddities.

"Maybe someone needs to come out of retirement."

 


 

"I control space, matter, and now that that dumb baby's out of the way, time itself! But I wasn't always this way."

"Do you think those chains are tight? Imagine living in the Second Dimension: flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. I liberated my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours."

 


 

For a second, he lost his breath.

He was no longer at the door of the Fearamid, looking at the ten members of the zodiac arranged in a circle. He had returned to a now hidden cave, together with a flame-eyed shaman, a hand pressed on the image of a wheel, divided into ten symbols.

"The spirits granted me a vision and I’ve seen ten symbols, associated with humans. Special creatures, carriers of an energy opposite and contrary to yours. One day, they will gather here, in this circle: when they’ll do it, they will create a mystical circuit, which will oppose your energy and cancel it. You will lose all your power, you will no longer be able to hurt anyone, nor escape in any dream. Your own form will decay and you will vanish from existence."

The air inside the Fearamid was charged with static electricity. The circle glowed intermittently with blue energy.

Modoc's threat was not just words. And those ten humans were indeed the ten symbols Modoc had spoken of.

Bill could see him again, his triumphant smile.

"You will die and this circle is your doom."

Only, the circle wasn't working. Its power kept going down, as the members of the zodiac broke the formation, Pinetree and Shooting Star running to separate the Hand with Six Fingers from the Fez. They were the weak point. They were the ones who hadn't closed the circuit. Without completing the loop, the energy was dissipating.

Joy boiled in him and he exploded in triumph. Modoc had been right about the circle... but he could've never imagined that two of the symbols would not get along!

Oh, how deep was human failure!

Too bad, Modoc. When the time came, your zodiac failed you.

“Ha ha ha ho! This is just too perfect! Didn't you brainiacs know the zodiac doesn't work if you don't all hold hands? And what's better, you've brought every threat to my power together in one easy-to-destroy CIRCLE!”

 


 

“Looks like it's too late for your friends, Stanford. But you can still save your family. Last chance: tell me how to take Weirdmageddon global and I'll spare the kids! "

All right, the whole situation was starting to get very on his nerves. And he got his nerves back a couple of days ago, so every little emotion exploded inside him with the power of a supernova.

But those kids. Those damned, HATEFUL kids. It wasn't enough Fordsy with his stubborn opposing him, HE SHOULDN'T OPPOSE ME, HAS NO REASON TO OPPOSE, I HAD WON AND HE'S PART OF THE GROUP, WHY HE'S STILL

OPPOSING

ME?!

But Ford still preferred THEM to HIM! He kept following his stupid family, he kept worrying about those useless brats! He had to leave them behind, as the others did! He had to leave his old stupid life behind and join Bill!

But no, those brats kept getting in the way! They "defeated" Bill once, so they thought they were invincible! They came out of Mabel's golden prison and thought they could do it all!

But they couldn't do anything, NOTHING against Bill Cipher, the Lord of their stupid world! They just had to give up and stop it, stop it, stop it! GIVE UP, GIVE UP YOU ALL!

"Alright, Ford. Time's up. I've got the kids. I think I'm gonna kill one of 'em now just for the heck of it!"

 


 

No.

NO.

NONONONONONO.

That wasn't Ford's mind. That was Stan's mind. And the one in front of him wasn't Ford, but Stanley.

NO! NO! NO!

And what surrounded him were blue flames. The same flames...

his own flames

of the world he had burned

from which he had once died and reborn.

But that time he was in the real world, with his real form. Not in the Mindscape, where he was just strings, where muscles and bones and nerves were left behind, along with the newly regained power.

He was weak there. A simple projection of himself, which could protect himself only by using the means of the mind. But the mind was reduced to a room and all around there was only fire, flames, dea...

NO.

NO.

NO.

It never happened. The Multiverse itself couldn't kill him, a mere human couldn't do it!

The dream plane!

The bridge that connected Stanley's mind to the rest of the dream world was burning, just like the walls around them.

“Oh yeah. You're going down, Bill. You're gettin' erased. Memory gun. Pretty clever, huh?"

NONONO!

It couldn't be! It wasn't possible! One jump was enough, he had to jump and reach the dream world, he had to save himself from that island that was collapsing on itself! It wouldn't end like this!

"LET ME OUT!"

He held out his hand: his flames would open a bridge between those of the memory gun and let him out. He HAD to go out. He wouldn't be trapped there. He couldn't die!

Blue flames flickered between his fingers, then vanished in midair.

WHY IS IT NOT WORKING?!

He grabbed his top and fell to his knees. It couldn't be. IT COULDN'T BE! HE COULD NOT!

“It's okay, Kryptos. I don't know what will happen, but it won't end here."

"Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me, you one-eyed demon!"

And Bill did, crushed by the firmness of that voice.

Stanley Pines towered over him, his figure ignited by flames, that were casting blue shadows on his face, in the lenses of his glasses, in his hair. In his gaze there wasn't Modoc's fiery anger or Ford's cold resentment: there was a red fire that burned constantly, the same fire that had been inside Stanley for years and that never stopped burning.

"You're a real wise guy, but you made one fatal mistake: you messed with my family."

Those were indomitable and unstoppable flames, it was the will of the Multiverse that shone from within a single human - a creature born from the power of Bill and the energy of the Multiverse.

Humans weren't just the results of his power, after all. They were also the offspring of the Multiverse, which came back to take revenge on him, which still punished him for trying to go beyond the rules.

"I AM THE LORD OF THIS WORLD! AND I WILL BE THE LORD OF ALL WORLDS!"

"You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power! Your own galaxy! Please!"

Stanley looked at him, still, fearless. Why wasn't he afraid? Why didn't he fear death? Why was it okay for him to be canceled?

"And do you accept it like this? Are you okay with dying, despite all there's still to do and see?"

"I still want so much and I have so little time left."

The flames licked his legs and strings changed shape. Their flow distorted, their tastes got more sour, their colors pierced his eye.

"WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?"

The voices of omniscience answered, with a single image: his physical body reduced to a stone statue, abandoned in a clearing among the trees. An empty, cold shell.

Death.

You are going to die.

There is no escape.

The scream in his mind erased everything and it was pure blackout for a second. He was devoured by white light again, his body burned, his bones burned, blood evaporated and there was nothing left, nothing, nothingnothingnothing and not even his will could help him this time, not even the power of his will, the

greatest will of the Multiverse.

"I’ve never seen so much desire for knowledge in a single life form."

What would you do if you were in my place, Xerje?

"No creature of the Multiverse is ever truly alone. If you’re out of answers and your hopes are gone, invoke the Axolotl and he will offer you a path. He never leaves an unheard prayer."

AXOLOTL!

His shape fluttered out of control, strings screamed in the fire, his whole will focused on that last message.

“But remember: your every choice will have consequences. Some will be less severe, others more severe. And, if the choices depend on you, the consequences will be inevitable and you will not be able to escape them."

MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN!

"The Axolotl listens and answers every question."

“I don't know if you can hear me from the dimension you are in. But if you can do it, if you can listen to me, then help me."

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!

His form glitched out of control, the world was lost, his senses mingled with the cry that filled his being. But it wasn't important. Nothing was important except completing his message. Except shouting his prayer.

"I still want so much and I have so little time left."

"Help me."

"STANLEEEY!"

In the center of the fire that once burned the Plane, of the white of the Multiverse filling his mind, of the blue of the flames that surrounded him, there was Stanley's fist, pointing at him.

Then, it was just shatters of himself.

 


 

Pyronica grabbed the last human and pushed him against the others. They all stood together, back to back with the most bizarre creatures of Gravity Falls, surrounded and defeated, but still with eyes full of fire.

Kryptos felt his smile fade a little more. It happened, in the end: the humans turned against them. And despite everything, they still kept opposing and challenging them.

They had treated them too well. They had spoiled them, Bill had spoiled them: he was so in love with his creation, so permissive to accept anything. He had even found his tenth Henchmaniac among them. Yet another sign of how much he liked them, despite their flaws.

What were they supposed to do? Kryptos sought Pyronica's gaze and she returned it with a grin. Terrifying humans with their power? The memory drifted back to George Washington's dream, to Bill throwing him knife-sharp books, to the American President in a corner, so terrified he could barely apologize. Then he had found a way to appease Bill and that little gift had made him docile and permissive with the human species again.

In the end, the result was rebellion.

"I really want to munch on a dozen," Teeth told him. He had managed to put out the flames, and judging by his heavy strides, he wasn't quite as cheerful as he usually was.

Hectorgon also came closer.

"We've been too kind," he murmured. "They have to learn who's in charge."

"Will it be of any use?" Kryptos asked him.

"We must try anyway," he said. "We won't be able to leave this place, if every two minutes we have to fight against some human who rebels."

Is it the same again then? Like when we got into the Nightmare Realm?

Kryptos pursed his lips to keep that question from coming out and followed Hectorgon toward the humans. They were surrounded by a flat black landscape, with burnt trees and embers smoldering red beneath the devastation. It reminded him too much of the massacres made in the Nightmare Realm, when Bill took his first steps to conquer the entire Dimension.

should they have done the same? Should they start killing once again, to ensure peace?

Kryptos walked over, hiding worries behind a smile. Humans had to be afraid. Maybe it would've been enough to give them a good scare. After all, they were a bunch of wounded beasts, tired people and little children. They could be annoying, but not to the point of having to slaughter them all.

His other companions came closer, Teeth chuckled with satisfaction at the thought of a snack. Kryptos looked up at the Feramid, waiting for Bill to appear.

Instead, what he saw was a ray of white light...

the white light that erases everything, absorbing the golden image of Bill, Pyronica's arms surrounding him.

... starting from the tip of the Feramid and crossing the sky, passing above the dimensional rift that linked that world to the Nightmare Realm.

What is happening?

Stones began to break away from the Fearamid, as the floating structure created by Bill fell towards the ground. The lights that filtered through the cracks in the bricks had all gone out.

An illogical and nameless fear kept him locked in place, his mouth open at the scene. Pyronica looked away from the humans, noticed his expression, and opened her mouth for a question.

"What...?"

"WOAAAAH!"

The general attention focused on Paci-fire: he was rising in the air, little by little, further and further away. Kryptos started to ask him where he was going, looked for his gaze and saw two eyes wide open, surprised, confused, that made the words die in his throat.

Something is pulling him away.

Pyronica opened her mouth to say something but, before she could speak, she rose up as well. The words gave way to a surprised yell and she struggled against the force that dragged her away, waving her arms and legs in an attempt to come back to earth.

"No!"

"What's happening?"

Kryptos turned to Teeth, who was already starting to rise from the ground, and held out a hand to him: Teeth moved to take it, but that invisible, powerful force was already dragging him away, towards the rift in the sky. He spat the gnome stuck in his teeth and screamed, trying to swim in midair like Pyronica.

Bill!

Kryptos sank his fingers into the earth, clinging to it. He looked up at the Fearamid: it kept losing bricks and there was not the slightest sign of Bill. Where was he? What was happening? What had he done?

"Kryptos!"

The urgency in that cry dispersed every question and made him turn abruptly. To his right, Hectorgon was fighting the force that wanted to drag him away. His shape was tense, his lips drawn back over clenched teeth. One hand was raised to grip the bowler hat on his top. He had never cared too much to keep it on his head.

"Even if I lose it, Bill would make me a new one."

With difficulty, Hectorgon managed to reach out his other hand to Kryptos. The same hand that had blocked him, at the edge of the Multiverse, before the white light exploded and everything changed.

Kryptos released his grip on the ground and, in two strides, reached Hectorgon, his hand already out to grab him. Their fingers brushed, but their hands closed on nothing. Kryptos tried again, leaped forward to reach him, but it was too late: Hectorgon was moving away too fast.

NO!

A surge of panic arose in the center of the shape and reached his ends. He looked around, looking for a help that wasn't there.

What's going on, Bill?

The ground slipped beneath his feet, and Kryptos felt himself being lifted, as if a giant vacuum cleaner was sucking him in, along with the bricks from Fearamid and the other creatures of the Nightmare Realm. In his ascent, he recognized the colorful figure of Amorphus Shape: the five eyes were closed and the vines dangled, tossed by the wind. What happened to her? Why didn't she react? Was she okay?

"Amorphus!"

The wind sent the sound of his own voice back to him. He spun around, his gaze leaping from stone to stone, brick to brick. Any piece of stone would've been good: he could've used it to push himself toward her.

He saw Hectorgon rising too fast, one hand still pressed to the bowler hat. He saw Keyhole waving his arms, in a desperate attempt to stop him from ascending. He looked up and saw Teeth spinning around, unable to hold steady. And then he saw Pyronica struggling with all her strength, her arms outstretched in search of holds: her eye was a black sea stirred by the storm, the pupil overflowing with his own, same fear.

I don't want to be alone.

Behind her, the rift that led to the Nightmare Realm grew larger and closer. Paci-fire and 8-Ball were already gone, devoured by it. Under his gaze, the creature with 87 different faces reached it and passed through it, sliding inside as if it was made of oil.

Kryptos felt himself back in the black space, in front of the thinnest wall of the Multiverse, watching something much bigger than him coming to change his life. But this time he didn't have Hectorgon's hand around his wrist, Pyronica's arms surrounding him and Amorpus Shape's vines holding them together while facing the unknown. This time they had to face it alone, each on their own, as they had never done in their very long existences.

Kryptos looked down: the Feramid had lost its roof and stones kept falling off. From the hole it had created, he could see a group of humans, standing in front of where Bill's throne stood. But no trace of Bill.

What did you do, Bill?

The shape tightened, tears pinched his eye. He reached out to that empty throne, teeth clenched, too far and too high to reach it, unable to reach it before the worst happened. Once again.

"Martin, I must win this cause. I have nothing, but I have to save him, because Lelx is right about everything."

"Bill!... What happened to you?"

"Listen, this isn't the point: the point is the humans. They're becoming independent, they are starting to make decisions on their own! Forget about them. Soon they will get out of your control and you will no longer be able to convince them to do whatever you want."

He blinked and those distant voices mingled, memories and warnings that hurt more than fists, grabbed the center of his shape, choked him in his own pain.

What will happen? Why does this have to happen?

Bill...

Would it be like the first time? Each of them in a different timeline, searching all over the Nightmare Realm, for millions of years, until they find each other once again? Spending their entire lives alone, waiting and hoping to finally find a friendly face? Is this what awaits us?

Kryptos clenched his hands against the shape, pulled his legs to him. If he'd grabbed Hectorgon's hand, at least, he wouldn't be alone. He wasn't ready to be alone, not after billions of centuries surrounded by friends. He wasn't ready to accept the consequences of what Bill had done.

Still, he had no other choice. Once again, Bill had been responsible for their fate.

 

 

*

 

 

The pain wasn't tormenting him anymore. Even the suffocating heat of the fire, the panic that held his shape and the nagging hammering of the colors, even those had stopped.

Only pink was left. And pink played silent piano notes, caressed his tongue with the aroma of tea, spread the scent of paper all around and slipped thickly between his fingers.

At least his synaesthesia was still intact.

Bill spun around and, in front of him, saw the huge familiar face, his red appendages swinging slowly in that suspended atmosphere. It had been centuries since their last meeting, yet he was still the same, placid giant, with eyes as deep as black lakes and a gentle smile that stretched from one side of the oval face to the other.

"Where am I?" asked Bill. His voice was hoarse.

"In my place," replied the Axolotl. Like last time, his voice came from the space around them, from the pink that surrounded them, from that gaze full of affection. "You asked to be taken away and I took you away."

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!

Flashes of fire passed before his eye. Flames enveloped his strings and destroyed them, erasing them from existence. In front of him, one of the fruits of his creation: a human being, a creature born from his power and the energy of the Multiverse.

He looked down at his hands. Stanley's fist was an echo, a muffled tingle in his shape. He clearly remembered the pain, the atrocious sound of his form shattering. Yet his shape was intact, the pain gone.

The voices of omniscience had shown him his physical body reduced to stone, abandoned in the clearing.

"What got here, of me?" Bill turned his gaze towards the Axolotl. "What am I now?"

The Axolotl's eyes were two universes of water, so vast it would take centuries just to get a glimpse of the bottom. Power shone through it with a gentle glow, impalpable to the touch, warm and soft to the senses. Bill's ocean of power by comparison was nothing but a pond.

The lights above them caught his attention. They were glowing points the size of oranges, gently glittering through the pink layers of the atmosphere.

Embryos of Universes.

"Those beautiful things that you buy, that you don't know where they come from, that are so rare, are embryos of Universes!"

"The universes are born and die without anyone's need. Here they only find a fertile ground in which to grow."

The Axolotl was still smiling, silent. His long tail moved lazily, a wave that floated slowly in the space around them. There was no hurry, anyway. There was no rush, where time did not exist.

"So?" Bill's voice broke that peaceful silence. He returned his gaze to the Axolotl, who still looked at him with those kind eyes. "What's my punishment?"

"Punishment?" repeated the Axolotl.

"I broke all the rules!" Bill exclaimed and his words echoed all around, breaking the still calm that surrounded him. "I burned Dimensions! I wiped out entire races! I overthrew the tyrants, to take control of everything! I pulverized Time Baby, the ultimate holder of time! I tried to force the Multiverse and break its edge, at the risk of destroying every single Dimension, just to satisfy my desire to see more! I deceived billions of individuals, including the very humans I created! And I was going to kill a little boy, just because I was furious!" He spread his arms, his voice growing higher and hysterical. "I gave the worst of me and brought war and death everywhere! I've done everything only to achieve my goals! What are you waiting for? Cut it short and punish me!"

The Axolotl kept looking at him with those huge eyes, those oceans of power that could look at more than one Multiverse, which in their abyss contained the very essence of knowledge, which managed to extend to Dimensions above the Tenth, contemplating their unknown beauty.

And his gaze was still, despite everything, a gaze of placid affection.

"Why should I punish you?" The Axolotl asked him, his pink voice part of the pink surrounding. "Punishment is a concept created by mortals, typical of the mentality of your Multiverse: if you do something that is considered bad, you will be punished."

The huge legs surrounded him, as if Bill were in an invisible sphere and he wanted to protect it. A slow movement of the tail mixed blue with pink currents, scattered with glow points.

"But I don't want to punish you," continued the Axolotl, with that gentle tone. "You've always been free to choose how to behave, from the beginning. You could've inspired people and brought them the light of reason, you could've unleashed chaos and become a warlord, you could've done none of this and stayed in your world. The only things you had to take into account were the consequences your actions would bring to you. But even these are not up to me. Do you remember? "If your choices are up to you, the consequences will be inevitable.". I don't care how you behaved. I gave you free will. It was up to you to use it however you liked."

The Axolotl brought his huge snout closer.

"What matters for me is your mind," he continued, "How thoughts develop in that wonderful and voracious mind of yours, how these thoughts become actions and how the actions take place. Consequences are inevitable, but they're not interesting for me."

A hint of red bloomed in the Axolotl's pink voice, as thin as the ends of his appendages, veined with a greedy shade.

"I want to see you act. Making choices, hesitating about which one to take and seeing how far you're willing to go, to make them true."

The Axolotl was no longer a wave between the currents, but had curled up in a fetal position: a pink comma that surrounded Bill, protecting him.

"Tell me everything, little multiversal miracle," he came closer, a note of hungry interest in his voice. "Tell me about your decisions, describe the processes that took place in your brilliant mind. Explain to me the reasoning behind your choices, tell me how far they've taken you. Show me everything you've seen through your synaesthesia, since the world around you was only black, white and gray. Tell me about the explosions of color and what it was like to finally be able to look at what you'd never been able to see. Tell me what you felt when you tended towards your companions for the first time and how it was, for you, experiencing that feeling over and over. Built with your words the worlds you've visited, in your millennia of exploration. Tell me what you felt, when you tried to force the Multiverse, and how you experienced the consequences of your action. Tell me about how you conquered the Nightmare Realm, what it felt like to be the king of a world you didn't love. Tell me what it was like to see life evolve in your Dimension. Tell me about your favorites in the little blue marble. Tell me about your meetings with them, how you felt, what you thought every time you talked to them."

A glow point shone between the red appendages of the Axolotl, as it drifted lazily through the currents.

"Tell me about your long journey, from the Second to the Tenth Dimension," he asked, "Tell me what it was like, discovering a world that was vast and wider than you could ever imagine. I am here and I'm listening to you."

Bill watched the Axolotl float in front of him, tiny legs raised to protect him. He listened to the combined melody of pink and blue. He watched the bright spots grow with each breath.

And then, he spoke.

 

END OF CHAPTER 60

END OF ACT VII - STANFORD

 

END

Notes:

About Bill's last words: I found out an interview about the Weirdmageddon and this is what Alex Hirsch himself said about Bill's defeat:
"The way that I’m imagining this is that Bill, genuinely believing he’s about to be destroyed, um, is trying to change in any way he possibly can, and actually is invoking a very rare rule of the universe (…) that is actually not sending him — it’s putting him somewhere other than where we saw him."
It was such a good occasion to make the Axolotl come up again and fulfill Bill's desperate wish! The end basically wrote it itself :P
What is Bill now? What will happen to him? I don't know and I don't want to. This is the end, what will happen now it's up to you to decide :)

I still can't believe I did it, but this is the end. AROMD is officially finished. It has been a very long journey, not only for Bill, but also for me - and for everyone who decided to jump here.
No matter if you started to follow me from chapter 1 or if you found me just now: I am still very grateful for your attention and I hope this long journey was enjoyable. I put all my thoughts inside this work, all the canon material, everything from everywhere and I hope I did a good job :)
Thank you again for all the comments, the kudos, the appreciation. I know this has been a long time since the series ended - and it warmed my heart to see people still following this story, despite that. I finished it for you all, because you deserved to see the ending after such a long time following and waiting for me.

Again, thank you very much for accompanying me in this experience. And who knows, maybe we'll meet again in some other fandoms, in the future :)
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