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Viewing Private Conversation with user Joke-uyasu::
(41 prior unseen messages)
Joke-uyasu: J o s u k e
Joke-uyasu: J o s u k e
Joke-uyasu: A n s w e r m e
I_am_a_jojoke: Holy fuck dude I just got home.
I_am_a_jojoke: What is it?
Joke-uyasu: oi josuke, did u see shigechi at school today? (ﾟ)д(ﾟ)
I_am_a_jojoke: Shigechi? No, why?
I_am_a_jojoke: Also, again with the fucking emoticons? Seriously?
Joke-uyasu: let me enjoy things josuke, theyr fun
Joke-uyasu: but anyway!! shigechi came in2 class today but heres the thing::: he had so much fucking money with him
Joke-uyasu: like at least 16000 yen dude.
I_am_a_jojoke: I mean, wow,
I_am_a_jojoke: But it's Shigechi, he always has money from one of his fucking scams.
I_am_a_jojoke: But you don't tend to talk about his latest schemes unless you're interested in them, so continue.
Joke-uyasu: bro,,,, u kno me so well,,,,
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I_am_a_jojoke: Bro,,,, but fr keep going I'm interested.
Joke-uyasu: so i asked shigechi whered he get the money this time, and get this
Joke-uyasu: he got it from fucking HartMe
Joke-uyasu: ( ﾟ)д(ﾟ)
I_am_a_jojoke: HartMe? The dating site? Fucking Shigechi?
I_am_a_jojoke: Like, I consider him a friend but fucking Shigechi?
I_am_a_jojoke: He looks like a goblin.
Joke-uyasu: I know!! so, there I was, absolutely replussed,
I_am_a_jojoke: Repulsed.
Joke-uyasu: thats what i said. so there I was absolutely repulsed, but I get curious, yeah? so i asked shigechi how his ugly ass can get a fucking sugar daddy on HartMe
I_am_a_jojoke: Please tell me you didn't use those exact words.
Joke-uyasu: ??? yeah i did.
Joke-uyasu: anyway let me finish
Joke-uyasu: ¯\(ಠ)_(ಠ)/¯
I_am_a_jojoke: heh, thats what she said
Joke-uyasu: nice.
Joke-uyasu: so i asked how he of all ppl can get a sugar daddy, yeah? and you know what he told me? he didnt. he catfished like 10 ppl at the same time and got the money he got on him in only two hours
I_am_a_jojoke: I would say I'm surprised but that would be an absolute lie.
Joke-uyasu: yeah that was my reaction. after shock of course,,,
I_am_a_jojoke: He probably commits tax fraud too.
Joke-uyasu: ?????
Joke-uyasu: we have to pay taxes???
I_am_a_jojoke: Wait fuck no
I_am_a_jojoke: I dont think so anyway.
I_am_a_jojoke: But he probably does it for the sake of commiting tax fraud.
Joke-uyasu: youre right u know
Joke-uyasu: ¯\_(o)-(o)_/¯
I_am_a_jojoke: Why do you have so many custom emoticons saved because I know you're not adding the scars that fast.
Joke-uyasu: ill explain later. Anyway, So i was thinking
I_am_a_jojoke: Truly, a rare occurence, tell me more.
Joke-uyasu: /̵͇/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
Joke-uyasu: let me finish
Joke-uyasu: so i was thinking, u need money to buy your mom her bday present, right?
I_am_a_jojoke: Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting.
Joke-uyasu: and i need money for everything ever
I_am_a_jojoke: Biggest mood but we are not running a catfishing sugar daddy scam on HartMe.
Joke-uyasu: but i already made the account! I named it after your dad
I_am_a_jojoke: I'm sorry?
Joke-uyasu: the sea, and that creepy hand fetish guy from america.
I_am_a_jojoke: Okuyasu what the fuck.
Joke-uyasu: josuke, its the perfect scheme
I_am_a_jojoke:
Joke-uyasu: (◉)ω(◉)
I_am_a_jojoke: Fuck it, send me the login.
Joke-uyasu: (/◕)ヮ(◕)/!!\(◕)ヮ(◕\)
Joke-uyasu: we're gonna be fucking rich!!!
I_am_a_jojoke sent Joke-uyasu a voice chat invite at 6:47 p.m
Chat ended at 8:34 p.m