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1. this ninja eatin salad like his name romain by oncewewerezombies

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Oct 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara
   • Gamzee Makara
   • Jane Crocker
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions
   • Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck)
   • References to Canon
   • Flushed Romance | Matesprits
   • Tender Sex
   • Kitchen Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Rimming
   • Body Worship
   • Love Bites
   • Marking
   • Alien Cultural Differences
   • Domestic Bliss
   • Cult of the Mirthful Messiahs
   • Pet Names
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Redemption
   • Established Relationship
   • Warm and Fuzzy Feelings

   Summary

   I love you like a fat kid love cake
   You know my style
   I say anything to make you smile
   - Troll Pablo Neruda

    

   Bad bitches, I’m your leader
   Phantom by the meter
   Somebody point me to the best ass-eater
   - Military slampoem excerpt, apocryphally attributed to Her Imperious Condescension

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