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we stan one (1) eraser man
todokidoki: Hey i want to put this offer out there
todokidoki: If anyone is short on cash for something let me know and you can use my dads credit card
uwuravity: aww that’s
uwuravity: ...sweet?
spiderman but kinky: they had us in the first half im not gonna lie
bro love: can i ask why?
todokidoki: Im trying to see how many stupid things i can spend his money on before he notices
todokidoki: I already buy half the groceries for 1-A but im nowhere near close to maxing it so i need help from you guys
gonna kermit: are you okay?
todokidoki: Its called self care google it
your favorite martian: AHADJJSHSHSJAJA
thot topic: mood
small might: shouto i don’t think this counts as self care....
todokidoki: Hm. Well have to agree to disagree
speed racer: I’m with Midoriya on this, are you sure it’s a good idea to antagonize your father?
todokidoki: Whats he gonna do lol
spiderman but kinky: did todoroki just lol or am i hallucinating
yaomomo: He might cut you off :/
todokidoki: I dont need his money i just like to spend it
uwuravity: having rich parents is one hell of drug
small might: ^
uwuravity: no offense you guys!!
todokidoki: None taken thats fair
spiderman but kinky: seriously is anyone else reading this and tripping the hell out
your favorite martian: yea lmao
gonna kermit: a little bit
karate kid: Yes
deepthroating that D (battery): well i for one plan on taking advantage of your daddy issues
deepthroating that D (battery): https://heelys.com/premium-1-lo-he100262
deepthroating that D (battery): pls i need these
spiderman but kinky: babe NO
deepthroating that D (battery): babe y e s
todokidoki: What size
deepthroating that D (battery): 8
constantly nakey: aww kami you have lil feet!!!
your favorite martian: lil feet for a lil boy
constantly nakey: baby baby boy
your favorite martian: he’s babey!!!!
spiderman but kinky: girls are weird
karate kid: RT
deepthroating that D (battery): rt
todokidoki: I ordered them but theyre going to take a while to ship
deepthroating that D (battery): thanks dude you’re the best!
todokidoki: Ur welcome
spiderman but kinky: wait like actually
todokidoki: Yes
spiderman but kinky: fuck dude i thought you were joking
todokidoki: No
spiderman but kinky: shit man
spiderman but kinky: uhhhh
spiderman but kinky: would you be willing to order me a new pair of headphones? mine broke last week
todokidoki: Yes send me a link
spiderman but kinky: damn todoroki you’re the goat
todokidoki: What does that mean
spiderman but kinky: Greatest Of All Time
todokidoki: Oh thanks
gucci mane: Well, I think Todoroki is our new class sugar daddy
thot topic: don’t.
bro love: i’m begging you to think before you type
gucci mane: It’s true, don’t @ me
constantly nakey: i mean he DID say that he enjoys spending money on people
constantly nakey: that’s the definition of a sugar daddy
karate kid: RTing even though i hate it
your favorite martian: well technically a sugar daddy trades money or gifts for sexual favors. someone who doesn’t ask for sex but solely gets off on having their money spent would be into financial domination or findom
class goblin: hoe
deepthroating that D (battery): MINA WHAT THE FUCK
spiderman but kinky: why do you know this
bro love: WHY MINA
uwuravity: need me a freak like that
your favorite martian: bitch same!!!
class goblin: hoes
karate kid: Welp im out
constantly nakey: oh damn
speed racer: This is highly inappropriate, especially when discussing a fellow classmate.
yaomomo: I agree with Iida, even if you’re joking this is a little much
your favorite martian: i don’t see todoroki disputing it 👀
todokidoki: I was ordering seros headphones
todokidoki: Which will be here in about a week btw
spiderman but kinky: GOAT
todokidoki: But no this isnt a sex thing its just a form of petty revenge against my shitty father
todokidoki: And also no i wont be asking anyone for sexual favors
spiderman but kinky: u sure dude bc im kinda in love with you rn
deepthroating that D (battery): same
todokidoki: Im sure
class goblin: hoes
bro love: LMAO THE HARD NO
constantly nakey: AKSHFHSJJSSJSAJAHSHS
your favorite martian: damn yall thirsty hoes got swervedddd
thot topic: that hurt to watch
your favorite martian: he dont give a fuck about no hoe~
todokidoki: Nope
deepthroating that D (battery): ouch
spiderman but kinky: ouch
todokidoki: Anyone else want something while the card is out
small might: okay seriously how much have you spent? i don’t want you to get in trouble
todokidoki: I promise you that i can spend at least ¥50000 before he notices. I know what im doing
uwuravity: oh my GOD
small might: sigh i know, i just get nervous :(((
todokidoki: You better turn that into a smile right now or im going to have to come down and talk to you
small might: okay jeez!!!
todokidoki: The smile please
small might: UGH
small might: :)))
uwuravity: uwu
class goblin: GAG
spiderman but kinky: now im certain that im trippin on something
bro love: yall... that was so sweet
constantly nakey: im SWOONING
constantly nakey: deku you’d better be SWOONING TOO
small might: guys stopppppp
todokidoki: Lol or what youll swoon
small might: >:(
spiderman but kinky: stop loling dude ur freaking me out
todokidoki: No
your favorite martian: right like ive only seen todoroki smile a handful of times
your favorite martian: to imagine him Laughing Out Loud...
punk's not dead: it sends shivers down your spine
todokidoki: Bullying
punk's not dead: now he’s joking too wtf
yaomomo: Wow, Todoroki, you’re in a really good mood tonight
todokidoki: I told you. i like spending my dads money on garbage
deepthroating that D (battery): okay heelies are not garbage
punk's not dead: debatable
todokidoki: Light up heelies are exactly what my dad would qualify as garbage
bro love: wait they were LIGHT UP
deepthroating that D (battery): YEAH BRO WHAT A FUCKIN BUY RIGHT
bro love: hey todoroki...
class goblin: oh god no
todokidoki: What size
bro love: 12 pls!!!
bro love: yr the best man thank you!!!!!
small might: STOP ENCOURAGING HIM
todokidoki: :)
small might: YOU PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW.
todokidoki:
small might: no more buying!!! kirishima’s shoes and then you’re done!!!!!!!
todokidoki: Okay
class goblin: whipped
todokidoki: kirishima they have a red pair but i dont know if theyre light up
bro love: oh hold on let me look
bro love: :o!!!!!!!!
bro love: those instead please!!!!!!!!
todokidoki: Okay theyll be here the same time as kaminaris
small might: and you’re done!
small might: goodnight todoroki thank you for shopping for us!
todokidoki: Is it my bed time
small might: yes! now go to sleep and stop spending money!!!
deepthroating that D (battery): or, ya know. keep spending money >:3
small might has banned deepthroating that D (battery)
spiderman but kinky: the hand of the law is harsh and swift
todokidoki: Okay im going to bed now
todokidoki: I dont want midoriya to detroit smash me like he did to kaminari
small might: good night shouto :)
uwuravity: ive never seen a smiley face look so threatening before
constantly nakey: is anyone else mildly terrified of deku rn?
thot topic: he just sent the most powerful student in our class to bed like a child.
thot topic: im shaking
class goblin: he’s still a weak nerd
your favorite martian: hey bakubro its already 9, shouldn’t you be asleep too?
class goblin: SHUT UP YOU ALIEN THOT
spiderman but kinky: he’s cranky cuz its past his bedtime
class goblin: I’LL KILL YOU TAPE BITCH
small might has banned bakubabe
small might: gotta put a quarter in my no yelling sock!
bro love: BRO
spiderman but kinky: AKJSDHAHAHAH
small might has banned bro love
small might has banned spiderman but kinky
small might: no. yelling. Sock.
your favorite martian: f
octopussy: F
constantly nakey: f
punk's not dead: damn midoriya’s not playing tonight
small might: i see you lurking shouto
small might has banned todokidoki
uwuravity: deku stop he’s already dead!!!!
speed racer: Midoriya please stop banning people!
small might has banned speed racer
small might: test me
small might: ahshkdhshs sorry!!
speed racer has been added to the chat
small might: dont worry i’ll add everyone back first thing tomorrow morning!!!
speed racer: You’ve gone mad with power
speed racer has banned small might
gonna kermit: backstab
thot topic: poetic justice
speed racer: It was for his own good.
uwuravity: well i think that’s enough drama for one night!
yaomomo: Yes definitely. Good night you guys!
uwuravity: good night yaomomo!!
constantly nakey: night guys!!!
gonna kermit: goodnight!
speed racer: Good night everybody.