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We stan Eraser Man
deepthroating that D (battery): can we change the chat name
deepthroating that D (battery): i no longer stan mr aizawa after that test
your favorite martian: rt that was unnecessarily brutal
class gremlin: maybe if you two idiots STUDIED it wouldn’t have been so hard
deepthroating that D (battery): what up im jared nineteen
lightning mcqueen: Unfortunately, Bakugou is right. The test was difficult but not unfair.
class gremlin: wait what do you mean unfortunately
spiderman but kinky: shut up class prez
deepthroating that D (battery): yeah shut up and let the dumbasses lament
your favorite martian: kami what the FUCK is a lament
thot topic: how does the bakusquad function in school
spiderman but kinky: bold of you to assume we function at all
deepthroating that D (battery): bold of you to assume we fuDAMMIT
spiderman but kinky: they call me quick draw mcgraw
spiderman but kinky has changed their name to quickdraw mcgraw
class gremlin: this is why you fail tests
class gremlin has changed their name to big dweebus
quickdraw mcgraw: what was that i dont speak nerd
big dweebus: IM NOT A NERD
thot topic: you’re third in the class
im not scene shut up denki: you study more than iida
your favorite martian: lmao you go to bed at 8:30
deepthroating that D (battery): dude you’re a big dweebus just accept it
bro love: you guys realize that when you fuck with bakugou i have to deal with him, right?
quickdraw mcgraw: sorry kiri
your favorite martian: sorry kiri
deepthroating that D (battery): im not sorry its true
bro love: oh its definitely true but still
bro love: its cool he’s huggin me.....
bro love: &-)€\^£|jakjdjff
bro love: SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
quickdraw mcgraw: f
deepthroating that D (battery): f
your favorite martian: f
thot topic: f
lightning mcqueen: F
im not scene shut up denki: f
yaomomo: Sorry to interrupt Kirishima’s funeral, but I just got back from dinner and I picked up some ice cream on the way home. yaomomo: If anyone wants some it’s in the kitchen!
your favorite martian: YESSSS
deepthroating that D (battery): BASED YAOMOMO
quickdraw mcgraw: class mom class mom class mom
uwuravity: please save some for me and tsu!
yaomomo: I will!
yaomomo: Oh, and to address Kaminari’s request, we will not be changing the chat name
yaomomo: At least is not until someone comes up with something better
lightning mcqueen: We stan Mr. Aizawa here.
constantly nakey: true!! he literally almost died trying to save us, the least we can do is stan him!!!!
deepthroating that D (battery): midoriya shattered his arms like 3 separate times trying to save someone but we don’t stan him
hand crusher: Speak for yourself
small might: stoppp
hand crusher: No. I stan midoriya and you all should too
hand crusher: In fact id like to propose a new group chat name
small might: noooooooooooooooo!!!!
lightning mcqueen: If midoriya is so opposed, I don’t want to make him uncomfortable.
deepthroating that D (battery): plus if the gc is named after deku then bakugou will leave
hand crusher: And
your favorite martian: o o f
quickdraw mcgraw: yeah thats (uwu)
yaomomo: This is supposed to be a group chat for the whole class, so if Bakugou leaves we’d have to fight him to get him back in
hand crusher has used a banned word
yaomomo: ?
hand crusher: Sorry i said m*neta isnt in the group chat either
yaomomo: And he never will be
uwuravity: never
kermie: never
im not scene shut up denki: never
your favorite martian: ever
constantly nakey: never ever!!!
hand crusher: Yes and i agree but that means its already not the whole class
im not scene shut up denki: party foul, you aren’t allowed to compare bakugou to the grapist
yaomomo: Yes. Bakugou may be the class gremlin but he’s miles ahead of the Forbidden Fruit
hand crusher: What if the name i come up with is really good
small might: no!!!!!
small might: todoroki we’re not changing the chat name and that’s final
hand crusher: Hm. Dislike
bro love: hah you guys are gay
quickdraw mcgraw: oh shit kiri’s still alive
your favorite martian: and a hypocrite!
deepthroating that D (battery): how did you survive bakubro’s wrath
bro love: parkour
bro love: and ice cream
bro love: we’re on our way down btw!
yaomomo: The more the merrier!