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1. Signed and Sealed (with a Kiss) by gypsyweaver

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   17 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Lilith (Good Omens)
   • Samael (Good Omens)
   • Biblical Character(s) (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Mild Blood
   • POV Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub talkzz like thizz
   • No Beta
   • so if you see something say something
   • My First Work in This Fandom
   • Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • God is a bastard
   • God is Present
   • Misgendering
   • Trans Michael
   • Beelzebub Has Breasts
   • Gabriel Has Issues (Good Omens)
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Feels
   • Smut
   • Plot
   • Beelzebub Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Soft Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Protective Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens)
   • Trauma
   • Bless Gabriel's Heart
   • Beelzebub lives in Florida
   • because I said so
   • Whump
   • Beelzebub Whump
   • Amnesia
   • Angels don't remember
   • Bible
   • Why yes the whole Bible
   • This Was Supposed To Be A One Shot
   • I apologize for nothing
   • 6000 Years of Marriage (Good Omens)

   Summary

   After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

   Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

   Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

   WILL NOT BE UPDATING UNTIL DECEMBER 2021 or I finish A Tale of Crowns and Coins, and I think we all know which is more likely to happen first.

   Language:

   English

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