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 Tinker Hell is online.

Tinker Hell: GUYS!

Tinker Hell: YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

Sam: You shrunk yourself down and crawled into someone’s ear?

Tinker Hell: NO!

Tinker Hell: Well, yes

Tinker Hell: But not recently

Sam: Damn, I had money on that one

Tinker Hell: Stop betting on me! 

Tinker Hell: We’ve already proven that online banking doesn’t work using this thing

Tinker Hell: So no one would be able to pay you anyway

Green_Fenrir: I still won that bet anyway.

Tinker Hell: I just said that we can’t send money using this thing…

Sam: We can always bet with pride instead of money

Green_Fenrir: yeah like @Sam said, I just got a nice ego boost out of that bet. 

Onebigmistake: Okay I'm going to guess that you did something similar to what I just did and saved Uraraka Ochako from a giant robot?

Tinker Hell: Sometimes I forget that we’re all experiencing the same thing

Green_Fenrir: And how did your saving of Uraraka go? I broke both my arms.

Sam: You did what?

Green_Fenrir: Broke both my arms? Did I stutter? 

Sam: H O W ?

Tinker Hell: WHAT?!

Green_Fenrir: I thought it would be a great idea to block the Zero Pointer’s step with both my arms… used that to tip it backwards.

Tinker Hell: Did it work?

Green_Fenrir: The bigger they are, the bigger the fall. That’s a yes.

Tinker Hell: So how did you break your arms?

Green_Fenrir: The force of the zero-pointer stepping on me was too much.

Sam: Uh, what’s a zero-pointer? I feel like I’m missing out on something important here

Green_Fenrir: HUUUUUUGE robot from the UA entrance exam.

Sam: YOU GUYS GO TO TRY OUT FOR UA?

Tinker Hell: In that case

Tinker Hell: yeah

Tinker Hell: I saved some girl from a big robot

Tinker Hell: Guess you did guess what just happened

Onebigmistake: I turned into Kacchan and blew up the zero pointer because my sister was in danger. 

Onebigmistake: I'm pretty sure UA didn't realize that almost all of the top scorers knew each other before UA - gotta go, I need to change the legal names of at least five of my siblings.

Green_Fenrir: Kacchan and I are like inseparable in my world. We might go pro as a duo.

Green_Fenrir: @Tinker Hell but how? I mean how did you save her?

Green_Fenrir: And @Sam: Uhhhh yeah? Can’t you try out for UA too?

Sam: @Green_Fenrir No?? UA?? Is too?? Prestigious?? 

Feline Fiiine is online.

Onebigmistake: Fair, Eraserhead was probably fuming, because a kid with the quirk of a vigilante he's been trying to find for years just entered the entrance exam but he can't put a face to them because of that kid not having a face, not a legal one anyway.

Green_Fenrir: Wait what? Who’s the vigilante? What? No Face? Send help I’m lost.

Feline Fiiine: vigilante, no face? what have I walked in on?

Tinker Hell: Did you know that all the robots have an “OFF” button?

Tinker Hell: Really easy to find it if you can shrink down

Green_Fenrir: @Tinker Hell well not all of us work with Peter Pan.

Sam: Why is someone a vigilante? Why are you a vigilante? What even is your universe?

Feline Fiiine: ^^^^^

Feline Fiiine: feel fur-ee to explain ;3c

Green_Fenrir: *groans* nooooo, not the cat puns. I’m kinda glad we’re in different universes @Feline Fiiine, your cat genes and my wolf genes sound like a recipe for disaster.

Sam: I appreciate your puns @Feline Fiiine

Feline Fiiine: 1. fur-tunately, I have more than enough to go around @Sam

Feline Fiiine: 2. excuse you, my puns are meow-vellous @Green_Fenrir but, honestly, that’s fair.

Onebigmistake: I'm a vigilante because the heroes have done nothing in poor neighborhoods and anywhere there isn't media attention. I've rescued enough kids to know that.

Feline Fiiine: so you’re fur real? you’re like, litter-ally a vigilante?

Onebigmistake: Yep. So are my siblings. I technically have a doctorate, too, but we don't really talk about that.

Feline Fiiine: You have siblings?

Tinker Hell: I find the fact that one of us isn’t an only child amazing

IzuDon’t is online.

IzuDon’t: Siblings you say?

IzuDon’t: I have 19 of them. You want one?

Tinker Hell: Even if I said yes

Tinker Hell: I don’t think you could send them to me

Sam: I have a few hundred … kids? Siblings? Subordinates? I’m not sure.

Sam: Can’t vouch for all of them though

Sam: Anyway, I really don’t need any more, please keep your siblings

IzuDon’t: Probably for the best. Most of them would probably just steal your food and come back anyway

Sam: Oh god no  

Tinker Hell: Why?

Tinker Hell: Do you not feed them enough?

IzuDon’t: WE DO

IzuDon’t: But they will eat EVERYTHING

IzuDon’t: Don’t give them apples. We already had a war over them

Tinker Hell: An actual war?

Tinker Hell: Like, in the streets?

IzuDon’t: I may have almost been stabbed. Pillow guts were everywhere. Someone was on the ceiling because Chako didn’t want them to interfere

Sam: The fact you have to specify is terrifying

Tinker Hell: Who was on the ceiling?

Tinker Hell: And who’s “Chako”?

Green_Fenrir: Ok, sounds selfish but I’m glad I am an only child.

IzuDon’t: My sister! 

IzuDon’t: I think it was Shouto on the ceiling, but it might’ve been Kacchan

Green_Fenrir: Wouldn’t want to burden any potential sibling with a quirk like mine.

Tinker Hell: You’re a… vampire, right?

Green_Fenrir: WOLF… I’m a werewolf. I don’t want anything to do with that sparkling corpse.

IzuDon’t: PUPPY

IzuDon’t: Eri would love you

Green_Fenrir: *sullen stare* not a puppy. 

Tinker Hell: Eh, close enough

Green_Fenrir: If anything you’re closer… I bet you sparkle too and drop fairy dust.

Tinker Hell: … 

Tinker Hell: I don’t drop fairy dust… 

Green_Fenrir: Liar liar pants on fire.

IzuDon’t: If I have faith and trust can I fly?

Tinker Hell: First: I only sparkle under the light of the moon!

Tinker Hell: Second: I do not drop fairy dust

Green_Fenrir: *shrugs* Same difference. 

Sam: I can’t?? Be sure?? If you’re all?? Being serious?? Or not?? 

IzuDon’t: So I CAN fly?

Sam: @IzuDon’t I don’t know, please do not attempt this without at least three mattresses

Green_Fenrir: I don’t know. Can you? I dare you… I double dare you.

IzuDon’t: I mean, I jumped off a building and drop kicked a villain yesterday? So yes? 

Green_Fenrir: That’s just landing with style. We can all land with style here. 

Sam: Speak for yourself

Tinker Hell: Look at these people being all basic

Tinker Hell: I don’t need help to fly!

Green_Fenrir: No, because you drop fairy dust.

Tinker Hell: I saw a guy on the news once that dropped fairy dust

Tinker Hell: Died of an overdose

Sam: You said that a little too casually

IzuDon’t: I can make pixie dust too. It’s called a glitter bomb

Feline Fiiine: I leave for one minute and people are already talking about flying and jumping off buildings

IzuDon’t: I’ve been told I am problematic

Feline Fiiine: purr-oblematic*. continue.

Green_Fenrir: @IzuDon’t same.

IzuDon’t: So you break your bones too?

Green_Fenrir: Yup! I broke both my arms like 2 days ago!

IzuDon’t: Cool! I broke my wrist the other day! 

IzuDon’t: Mom wasn’t happy

Green_Fenrir: My mother wasn’t either, but she also just face-palmed 

Tinker Hell: Was I the only one that didn’t break my body during the exam?!

Sam: How are you all so chill with breaking bones ? 

IzuDon’t: I’ve been breaking them for…almost 5 years now? Being a vigilante gets me a lot of those

Sam: Thats?? Not?? Healthy??

IzuDon’t: Neither is the amount of sugar Toshi eats on a daily basis yet here we are

Green_Fenrir: @Feline Fiiine go away furball.

Green_Fenrir: I mean, breaking bones is somewhat recent for me, but I did/do injure myself a lot trying to keep sane during the full moon. Mostly I bite and scratch myself. Have some nasty scars too.

Feline Fiiine: @Green_Fenrir excuse you. you’re furry too. hy-purr-crite.

Green_Fenrir: Not all the time I’m not! Also I don’t spit out hairballs.

Feline Fiiine: it’s not like I choose to spit out hairballs! and it’s not all that common! so shhh

Green_Fenrir: *grins wolfishly* Fine. Let’s join the rest of the crazies down there.

Sam: How am I the one encountering mutated animals and a giant magic prison on a daily basis and yet I seem to be the most normal here?

IzuDon’t: Buddy, no one with 19 siblings and is a vigilante that willingly chases Eraserhead can be normal

Sam: I??

Tinker Hell: You know

Tinker Hell: One day I want to meet you two, @Green_Fenrir @Feline Fiiine

Tinker Hell: Just so I can see if you like ear scritches

Green_Fenrir: Touch my ears and I’ll eat you pixie

Feline Fiiine: I accept and appreciate all ear scritches.

IzuDon’t: Cool, I’ll bring my little siblings and Peeve

Sam: Crap. Got a situation, other mes. I’ll be back if I live through the next hour. 

Sam is offline.

IzuDon’t: He dead

Green_Fenrir: Yeah, I need to leave for real too. See you sometime other mes!

Green_Fenrir is offline.

IzuDon’t: And then there were … however many people are left here

Tinker Hell: He’s totally getting scritched if I ever meet him

Feline Fiiine: I agree. 

IzuDon’t: Think my brother could talk to him? He can talk to animals. Maybe he won’t eat us then

Feline Fiiine: eat you? naww, he’s paw-sitively harmlessss. he’s more bark than bite.

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: He might eat you

Tinker Hell: But that’s only because you’re a cat

Tinker Hell: A cat that goes out of its way to annoy him

IzuDon’t: Maybe Chako or Hanta can stick him to the ceiling. Can’t bite us if he can’t reach us

Tinker Hell: But then he’d be on the ceiling!

Tinker Hell: How are we meant to scritch him then!

Feline Fiiine: well, yeah, i’m the one here most likely to get eaten. but he has to catch me first =^òwó^=

IzuDon’t: Plan B: Hanta tapes him to the floor

IzuDon’t: That or Meimei can test another one of her “babies”

Feline Fiiine: ...babies.

IzuDon’t: That’s what she calls her inventions. Have a problem with it?

Feline Fiiine: ... babies.

Feline Fiiine: introduce me to this person right this instant.

IzuDon’t: ...I am now rethinking my decision to mention my sister

Feline Fiiine: you should be.

Tinker Hell: So

Tinker Hell: What I’ve learned is that we’re either an only child, or have way too many siblings

Tinker Hell: There doesn’t seem to be an in between

IzuDon’t: Nope! :D

Feline Fiiine: sounds about right.

Tinker Hell: Getting late

Tinker Hell: I’m going to bed

Tinker Hell is offline.

IzuDon’t: I’d better go bef- rextrcytvuybunm

IzuDon’t is offline.

Feline Fiiine: oh geez. i’m off to take a catnap or something.

Feline Fiiine is offline

Onebigmistake: oof. I left my computer open but wow, that's a lot of messages.

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Sam has added Midoriya Izuku to the group.

Midoriya Izuku has set their nickname to GEOKU.

GEOKU: im arleady suffering whose idea wsa this

Tinker Hell: Don’t blame me

Tinker Hell: I didn’t start this thing

Feline Fiiine: neither did I, but i’m not com-purr-laining

Feline Fiiine: ba-dum-tssss

Feline Fiiine: who doesn’t love a good ol’ group chat?

IzuDon’t: Ah suffering, my old friend

Sam: Who did start this anyway?

GEOKU: blamng all of you

Tinker Hell: I don’t know

Tinker Hell: I just found this app installed on my phone one day

Tinker Hell: Probably another us put it there

Feline Fiiine: purr-obably*

Sam: Why not? Wouldn’t be the craziest thing I’ve seen

GEOKU: rip phone security

GEOKU: would like a notice beofre i get hacked pls

Sam: It’s actually the only app on my phone that connects, y’know, cause we don’t have internet anymore 

Feline Fiiine: wait, how would this work if there was like, a shakespearean us?

GEOKU: excUSE you wifi is a necessity for living how dare

Tinker Hell: Pretty sure it’s not hacking

Tinker Hell: If they’re us they probably knew the password

Tinker Hell: But let’s not focus on the Izuku that apparently ascended to godhood or something

Tinker Hell: And decided to use his power to start a group chat

Tinker Hell: It will only lead to headaches

Sam: Please don’t talk to me about godhood 

Feline Fiiine: ominous. =^o.o^=

GEOKU: Opting out of a belief in omnipotent me

Tinker Hell: Yeah

Tinker Hell: I’d rather not think about what I’d do with unlimited power

GEOKU: leave this chat

GEOKU: dlete the app

Feline Fiiine: but like, imagine being a god

Sam: *cough*

Feline Fiiine: i’d want like, ear scritches for life

Green_Fenrir: I’m very much not focusing on the possible existence of a god Izuku here. 

Tinker Hell: It certainly would not be starting a group chat for other mes

Tinker Hell: I’d be a part of this

Tinker Hell: ...

Tinker Hell: Are we sure there isn’t another us here that started this?

Tinker Hell: I wasn’t the first one on

Tinker Hell: Who was?

Feline Fiiine: no idea.

Sam: According to our chat history, Midoriya Izuku was the one to start this chat

Feline Fiiine: wow who woulda thunk

Green_Fenrir: @Sam WOW, you don’t say?

 GEOKU: reALLY

Tinker Hell: Thank you

Tinker Hell: That was very helpful…

IzuDon’t: Extremely

Sam: You guys asked

GEOKU: anybody else tried deleting the app

Sam: This is the only kind of access I have to any kind of outside world, so no, I have not

GEOKU: wow sad

Tinker Hell: I kinda don’t want to

Tinker Hell: I like  talking to all of you

Feline Fiiine: who in their right mind would try leaving an active group chat

IzuDon’t: I tried once

IzuDon’t: Meimei owed me a new phone after that

GEOKU: this fine specimne right here fam but NEWS FLASh it doesnt work 

Tinker Hell: What do you mean it doesn’t work?

Tinker Hell: You can’t uninstall the app?

Tinker Hell: At all?

Feline Fiiine: the app doesn’t delete?

Sam: Spooky

GEOKU: lowkey im wishing i took more IT classes but i mostly dont regret it

Feline Fiiine: as i said, who doesn’t love a good ol’ group chat?

IzuDon’t: Someone whose had their phone literally blown up by one?

GEOKU: I scrolled up i know about all of u and the complete refusal to acknoewledge the existince of death so mE

Tinker Hell: And besides, you people get me

Feline Fiiine: (=｀ω´=)   @Tinker Hell

Sam: Death is a friend of mine, if you see him, tell him I said hey

Sam: Also, no, if you can’t see it, it’s not there. I’m sure that works for death

GEOKU: im going to pretend that this is not another versionof mysef

Sam: I didn’t use to be this nihilistic, I promise

IzuDon’t: I think I met Death once

IzuDon’t: She gave all of us cookies :D

Feline Fiiine: 

Tinker Hell: You know

Tinker Hell: Some part of me really wants to meet up some day

Tinker Hell: The rest of me knows that it would be some multiversal ending event if that happened

Sam: Yeah, I’ve seen enough multiverse movies to know that it won’t end well

GEOKU: wanna test it im  down for the end of the mulitverse

Feline Fiiine: ^^^ ditto

Tinker Hell: Not whatever brings us together

Tinker Hell: I mean Feline and Fenrir meeting

Sam: oh

Sam: OH

GEOKU: well thats a let dwn

Sam: Yeah, none of that would end well

IzuDon’t: A literal cat fight if you will

Green_Fenrir: I do not want to meet that furball. 

Feline Fiiine: I mean, it won’t end well for Fenrir, sure.

Green_Fenrir: you got it backwards, it wouldn’t end well for you. 

Green_Fenrir: on second thought meeting might be beneficial. I might get a new carpet out of it. 

Feline Fiiine: however, i’d get tonsss more scritches from you guys!!! /ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\

Tinker Hell: I’d give you scritches

Feline Fiiine: =^o.o^=

Feline Fiiine: that, my dudes, is how you know you’ve found a good, lifelong friend

Feline Fiiine: who’s yourself

Feline Fiiine: i guess

Tinker Hell: I didn’t just agree to marry you or something

Tinker Hell: Did I?

IzuDon’t: Probably

GEOKU: dont count on that

Feline Fiiine: platonic marriage - ago!

Sam: Does that count as incest? 

Feline Fiiine: isn’t self-cest a thing?

Sam: I wouldn’t know, I’m not a HEATHEN

Tinker Hell: Yes it is

Tinker Hell: Trust me

Tinker Hell: I know a guy with a cloning Quirk

Feline Fiiine: oho the stuff he could get up to

Tinker Hell: What do mean “could”

Tinker Hell: I have very thin walls

Tinker Hell: Trust me

Tinker Hell: Whatever you’re thinking

Tinker Hell: He’s already done

Green_Fenrir: Oh eugh TMI

Sam: Where do you guys even come from? Where do you find these people?

Feline Fiiine: I dunno. I don’t know half these people

Feline Fiiine: I do know a guy with a brainwashing quirk, though!!!!

Sam: I’ve been meaning to ask … when you guys say “quirk” does that mean “power”? 

Feline Fiiine: uhhh yeah, basically

IzuDon’t: Yep!

Tinker Hell: What do you call them?

Sam: … power?

Sam: We haven’t had “quirks” all our lives like you guys. 

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: Iit’s not all my life

Tinker Hell: Mine came in when I was six

Green_Fenrir: Mine developed at five.

Feline Fiiine: I was born with mine!!!! 

GEOKU: a whole five yrs

IzuDon’t: I dunno man, I might’ve been born with mine too? I was always super smart so maybe

Sam: Shit happened one day, and some people ended up with powers. It was really tough for a while

Sam: The people who didn’t have powers … well … they didn’t like being ordinary. We’re what’s known as “freaks” 

Tinker Hell: Apparently one of us is some weird version of the first generation

IzuDon’t: Aneki told us about that time...it doesn’t sound fun

Feline Fiiine: sounds suckish

Feline Fiiine: wars broke out and stuff, right?

Feline Fiiine: I wouldn’t know, though,,,,I slept through history class,,,,

Sam: I can’t believe another me would dare sleep in school

Feline Fiiine: it’s not my faultttt @Sam! the sun was like, shining right onto my desk and i just couldn’t help it

Feline Fiiine: It was warmmm~

Green_Fenrir: *snorts* not surprising the furball is a mediocre student. If you take the opportunity to sleep in class.

GEOKU: every second spent in history is a second not spent on better things aka science class the lack of science in nonscience subjects is offeensive adn i morally disagree with it

Tinker Hell: The only thing I remember from History Class is the Syndrome Cape Massacre of the 1960’s

Tinker Hell: And that people used to use something called a “CD” for their music

Feline Fiiine: 

Sam: Are

Sam: Are you guys really that old?

Feline Fiiine: old? What stuff do you guys have? 

Sam: I mean, I don’t really use them, but CDs are still a thing

Feline Fiiine: oh, they still exist. like, i think my dad has a few

Feline Fiiine: ABBA, I think! and Queen!

GEOKU: they’re collectables here. Unreasonalby expensive bc you have to pay for the gear to use them  

Tinker Hell: I saw a few at my dad’s the last time I was there

Tinker Hell: Never lets me look at them though

Tinker Hell: Says I’ll ruin them

Feline Fiiine: that’s not very nice!  =^ò.ó^=

GEOKU: cut them and exact vengeance

Tinker Hell: Apparently they cost him a small fortune

GEOKU: oof accurate

Feline Fiiine: oh nvm then, I revoke my claim

Sam: In what fresh hell would you have to pay a small fortune for a CD?

Feline Fiiine: one in which CD’s are fairly old and uncommon to come across

Sam: I can get a CD at the next town over for like 2000 yen

Feline Fiiine: really??

Tinker Hell: They’re called “AC/DC” I think

Tinker Hell: Apparently they were popular like, two hundred years ago

Tinker Hell: Dad got them at some revival festival or something

Green_Fenrir: For real? CD’s are fairly common in my world. We have all this amazing technology yes, but…  some time down the line it was decided CD’s held the best sound so the made a strong comeback. 

Green_Fenrir: I own a pretty neat collection myself. AC/DC and Foo Fighters are some of my favourites. 

Feline Fiiine: oh, that’s purr-etty awesome!

GEOKU: ah, festivals. Those were the days

Sam: I’d give anything just to be able to go to the movies again

Feline Fiiine: you can’t go to the movies? :0000

Sam: We don’t have electricity anymore

IzuDon’t: :O

Feline Fiiine: oh my god that’s claw-ful

Feline Fiiine: ba dum tsss

Feline Fiiine: honestly, though, that sounds like it sucks!

GEOKU: thats an oof ffrom me how do u even live

GEOKU: where does your healthcare COME from

Sam: Well we do struggle with that whole “living” thing

Sam: Also, turns out my healthcare doesn’t apply in situations where kids start mutating and all the adults explode into thin air … something about policies??

GEOKU: policies, and not break donw of infrastructure ???

Feline Fiiine: adults...explode. into thin air.

Sam: We call it “poofing”

GEOKU: cute name, very technical

Tinker Hell: So

Tinker Hell: Sam is part of the first generation

Feline Fiiine: @Sam, what kind of horrifying reality to you live in????

Sam: @Feline Fiiine you know, we haven’t figured that out yet. We’re just a bunch of kids trying to survive in one big prison

Sam: Don’t know nothing about a first generation

Feline Fiiine: and, “poofing”?

Feline Fiiine: something so sinister is named something so,,,,cutesy??? . 

Sam: When it happened, our teacher just vanished, like “poof” 

GEOKU: ?????/ oke so physics broke thats messed up buddy

Feline Fiiine: oh wtf

Feline Fiiine: @Sam is a legend for not like, dying

Feline Fiiine: wouldn’t that end up being a very post-apocalyptic-type scenario?

Sam: Yes, it’s exactly a very post-apocalyptic-type scenario. 

Sam: There are no adults, no food source, no electricity and no running water. Kids suddenly have powers, there’s … something trying to kill us. It’s definitely a post-apocalypse. 

Feline Fiiine: .

Feline Fiiine: bro, what about weaponry? if kids are killing eachother, are they like, literally shooting each other? with guns?

Sam: Sometimes??

IzuDon’t: Even I don’t use use a gun! And I’m a vigilante!

GEOKU: tf thats some kind of horror show

Feline Fiiine: oh god that’s terrifying

Feline Fiiine: what about like, medical stuff? no normal kid knows how to perform open-heart surgery, dude

GEOKU: rip life suppot

Tinker Hell: One day we’re going to actually meet up

Tinker Hell: And either be horrified

Tinker Hell: Or find out you live in a beach house and have been lying to us this whole time

Sam: I wish I lived in a beach house

Feline Fiiine: that sounds nice, actually. a beach, warm sun, sand…

Tinker Hell: I don’t like sand

Tinker Hell: It’s coarse

Tinker Hell: And rough

Tinker Hell: And irritating

Tinker Hell: And it gets everywhere

Green_Fenrir: ^^ 

Green_Fenrir: I hate sand.

Feline Fiiine: yeah, but under the sun it gets so warm! and, and, it sinks under you and almost hugs you!!!

Green_Fenrir: I dislike the heat too. Come to the mountain and the forests, where it’s nice and cool and we can play in the early morning mist. 

Sam: If you get really tiny, can you pick up sand grains like a beach ball?

GEOKU: its tto loose, shifts a lot when i use my quirk on it. Eveyhing below the surface is practically invisible to me and eUGH

Tinker Hell: @Sam I don’t know

Tinker Hell: Never tried

IzuDon’t: My only experiences with sand are family beach trips. Someone is always flung into the ocean and buried in sand

IzuDon’t: Well, and that one guy that had a sand quirk

Feline Fiiine: you guys are weirddd

Tinker Hell: This feels vaguely hypocritical

Feline Fiiine: hy-purr-critical*

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: Remember game night?

Feline Fiiine: game night??? =^owo^=

GEOKU: sounds like a special kind of hell

IzuDon’t: Game night? I LOVE GAME NIGHT!

Tinker Hell: Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about Feline

Tinker Hell: YOU WERE THERE!

Feline Fiiine: *whistles innocently*

Sam: What sweet hell … 

Tinker Hell: Oh right

Tinker Hell: You weren’t there

Tinker Hell: Sit back and enjoy

Tinker Hell: Because this

Tinker Hell: This is quite the story

Feline Fiiine: be-claws*

Feline Fiiine: ba duM TSSS

Onebigmistake: I was trying to get Ochako down from fifty feet in the air. I don't know what I'm doing here, it's just a tab I can't close on my computer. And I live on a beach. Also, I probably don't look like any of you. Someone you know, maybe. But @Feline Fiiine, I have a medical degree, but that was earned under a false face and a fake name. And I guess I'm not a normal kid.

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(I’m not that good at naming chapters)

Green_Fenrir: Anyone on right now? How did you all meet All Might?

Metal Boi is online.

Metal Boi: I met him because i accidentally incinerated a villain

Metal Boi is offline.

Green_Fenrir: wait… so you didn’t need to get rescued?

Metal Boi is online.

Metal Boi: No

Green_Fenrir: huh… I was held hostage in a mall by two villains… as well as tons of other people.

Green_Fenrir: But I don’t really remember what happened. I just remembered being a hostage and seeing All Might crashing through the ceiling.

Metal Boi: Wild

Metal Boi: I was taken hostage too, somewhat

IzuDon’t: Well first the idiot obliterated a slime villain, then told me I couldn’t be a hero

IzuDon’t: But screw that

IzuDon’t: And THEN the same slimy man tried to take my brother captive, my sister rescued him, and offered his quirk to her

IzuDon’t: So our opinion on him is a solid Meh

GEOKU: mood that ma n has a suspicoious decisonmakng process

Green_Fenrir: No I was held hostage by someone that looked like the love-child between Hades and Voldemort with flames for hair. And a smaller guy that had wings and flew like a gargoyle. 

Metal Boi: Rip

Green_Fenrir: I apparently almost killed the gargoyle… and I might have bitten All Might. But he saved me *Fanboy eyes*

IzuDon’t: Did the meat-head taste like glitter? I have a bet on that 

Green_Fenrir: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can’t remember. I was full on feral.

Feline Fiiine: wow y’all are wild

Green_Fenrir: Wild says the neko.

Metal Boi: So now the furry is judging us

Feline Fiiine: @Green_Fenrir that was a compliment but now I take it back

Green_Fenrir: No wait @Feline Fiiine I didn’t mean it. It’s just been a long day. 

Feline Fiiine: ah, I wasn’t offended. I was just teasing you ^o.o;^

Feline Fiiine: @Metal Boi F-FURRY?!

Metal Boi: Youre a cat boy 

IzuDon’t: Fluffy Kitty Boy

Feline Fiiine: ...fair enough @Metal Boi

Feline Fiiine: or should I say

Feline Fiiine: fair e-nya-gh~! =^òwó^=

Metal Boi: If wr ever meet just watch me keep you from my above average body heat

Metal Boi: Have fun in a cold spot

IzuDon’t: Don’t challenge them, they might leap from the rafters to tackle you

Metal Boi: I will laugh in my metal skin

Metal Boi: I cant use elevators

IzuDon’t: Never said it would be to attack you. But he’ll probably cling to you for warmth because they are a cat. My siblings, who are definitely not cats, do the same thing 

Feline Fiiine: (=^ↀДↀ^=) you wouldn’t keep me from your above average body heat

Green_Fenrir: @Metal Boi… don’t mess with the furball, that’s my job.

Metal Boi: You are not immune to propaganda

Sam is online.

Sam: I’ve walked in on something

Feline Fiiine: @Green_Fenrir are you sure it’s your job to mess with me?

Feline Fiiine: I was under the assumption that it was me messing with you?

Green_Fenrir: I mean that if someone is going to react to my wolf humour it’s your self. Or did the cat get your tongue?

Feline Fiiine: well wasn’t that joke a sight fur sore eyes =^owo^=

Green_Fenrir: No earthly idea what you’re talking about.

Feline Fiiine: you made a semi-cat pun. I am so proud of you. 

Metal Boi: Hey quick question for no reason: do you chew pencils or not? Cuz before my qhirk came in i did it all the time

Green_Fenrir:... no? wth?

Metal Boi: You never just chewed on a pencil? Not even a nibble?

Green_Fenrir: No, you’re weird and it’s freaking me out.

Feline Fiiine: I have!

Metal Boi: I havent touched a pencil in 10 years and tbh i really just want to chrw one right now 

Metal Boi: Hecky brecku i broje mt pjine gitta go fadt

Metal Boi is offline.

Onebigmistake is online

Onebigmistake: I'm late as usual. Haven’t met All Might yet.

GEOKU: unconfirmed but di dsomeone just break a bone againn

Sam: I didn’t meet the All Might until a few years ago, and it was mostly an accident

Sam: But once again, I think my All Might might mean something slightly different to you guys … 

Green_Fenrir: well now… that’s a story I want to hear.

Feline Fiiine: ^ agreed

Green_Fenrir: Don’t leave us hanging, Feline Fiiine and I are even getting along to hear this.

Green_Fenrir: huh… it’s been 3 days and only I’m online. Did the other mes die?

Green_Fenrir: Hello? Are y’all dead?

GEOKU: if only

IzuDon’t: It’ll take more than a dude with a gun to get rid of me!

nod,, sob,,: I'm alive! I merely had a bad cry and got my phone confiscated by Iida because I could not be trusted with it.

nod,, sob,,: I presume you are doing alright also?

Metal Boi is online.

Metal Boi: Had to get my phone fixed/repace lmao

Green_Fenrir: yeah… bored but yeah. 

Onebigmistake: I'm alive but Eraserhead almost found our hideout and my computer is glitching.

Green_Fenrir: Oof. Your family alright though?

Onebigmistake: yeah, Fumi had another nightmare, though, and Eri got an infection. Endeavor almost killed me, but I turned into him and booked it outta there. 

nod,, sob,,: oh nno a re you su rre y ou' ree o kay,,,

GEOKU: do u nkow how hot endaevors fire gets bc i bet u if i trained enough i coudl beat him into the ground with literaly the ground an di will

Onebigmistake: 2,300 to 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. I had to learn part of that to turn into him. And to punch him in the face.

Metal Boi: Wrow his fire is almost enough to melt me

GEOKU: the asthenosphere reaches 2,300 f wwtf does he just melt the whole entire city in a kilometres radius of wher he stands????? Bc he freakin shouls be

FatiguedFerret is online.

FatiguedFerret: since when did i have this

FatiguedFerret: ah whatever i dont care

Green_Fenrir: oh HEY GUYS WE HAVE A NEW US.

GEOKU: wlecome to death one day youll have the same regrest as i

FatiguedFerret: why are you plotting endeavors death, isnt he like famous

IzuDon’t: He’s an asshole. My mom sued him

IzuDon’t: Don’t mess with my mom. The results so far have been suing with pride left in a back alley, a house set on fire (not traced back to her), and a few other things

Green_Fenrir: My mother scares me too. She once told me her kindness is her best feature… then I found a freaking sword in her closet. 

IzuDon’t: I think our moms would get along well

Metal Boi: That’s just amazing right there

Green_Fenrir: I hope they never meet. I have a strong suspicion that sword was the so called “kindness”

FatiguedFerret: sounds festive 

Onebigmistake: touya's fire starts at 1,500° F. It burns him if he uses it too long.

GEOKU: weak

GEOKU: k but what if ur bro touya just diidnt use his quirk and freakin burn his own damn self wth

Onebigmistake: Touya is technically older than me so I can't stop him

FatiguedFerret: noted

nod,, sob,,: pplease d ont ss ue the n ew u s,, an d tel l touy a nnot to b urn himm self too b ad,,,

Onebigmistake: did I ever tell y'all about how i lost my face?

Green_Fenrir: @nod,,sob,, a-are you ok?

Green_Fenrir: @Onebigmistake:... no?

FatiguedFerret: my mom tried to threaten me with no ramen 

FatiguedFerret: little did she know that I have emergency cash for that

Metal Boi is offline.

nod,, sob,,: @@Green_Fenrir y, eah it'''s j uss t ha rd to typ e thr o ugh mmy t earss rig ht nnow so rryyyy

IzuDon’t: Do you need me to fight your anxiety? Because I can try and fight your anxiety

nod,, sob,,: nn o it'ss m y quir kk i'l l be better soon its ea sing up nnow

GEOKU: keep emergency everything everywhere u never nkwo what youll need or why

GEOKU: never, ever, go to the desert without 15 extra litres of water ust dont

FatiguedFerret: water is for the weak, all you need is ramen

GEOKU: try it, budyd youll see.

GEOKU: microwave/3min ramen is nutritinally deficient get better emergency stasshes

GEOKU: @nod,, sob,, wth is even ur quirk y does it cause that

FatiguedFerret: im sure i will.

FatiguedFerret: but thats not now.  i gotta finish my essay. why do they assign so much anyways

FatiguedFerret is Offline.

nod,, sob,,: @GEOKU okay o kay I'm calm again that's good-- my quirk is crying. That's all it is. It makes my tears stronger and makes me cry more. Sorry about that! I try not to talk as much to you guys because I'm crying a lot and it's hard to type when you're crying.

GEOKU: rip ferret and ur death hellquirk 

GEOKU: no idea how anybody thinks quirk egentics and current evolutionary theory adequately coveers BS quirks like that but w/e

Onebigmistake: I was buried again, wasn't I?

GEOKU: probably a blessing 4 u

IzuDon’t: Yeah I just read your last message and Please EXPLAIN

Onebigmistake: so… my brain works like a computer, right? It stores files. But it stores them like a shitty word doc. I have to save the files before closing them. I was four and playing with kacchan in the park, but my quirk activated, and I got his genetic code was inputted into the first slot in spreadsheet. I now have an extensive library of people, animals, random genes and chromosomes, and a lot of other stuff, but I'm hoping to eventually find a way to recover my face. Rn I just shift between faces.

Green_Fenir: Wow… that’s a ride. Can’t you download like a file recovery app on your brain XD

GEOKU:......... ??????? Fellas out here really just losing his own face wow

Onebigmistake: it's not actually a computer, fenrir.

Green_Fenrir: That means you haven’t tried it. 

Onebigmistake: oh my mom tried.

nod,, sob,,: hh ere we g oo aga in,, i m so sorr y for y ou,,

Onebigmistake: I'm getting mezou into your reality, he give the best hugs.

GEOKU: have yout tried creating a face

GEOKU: can you manipulate the files?Use your mohers genes and mix them up with a male.

Onebigmistake: I'm… not actually male???? Gender serves no purpose when you've basically forgotten who you were.I was four the last time I was actually male. I'm sorta just a void.

nod,, sob,,: ghhhhh i m s o sorry f or youu pplea se g et yy our hugg friend t o give you a hhug,,,,

GEOKU: heck u right sorry. But still. Can you manipulate files to make a new face?

Green_Fenrir: You know if us meeting face to face doesn’t destroy the multiverse maybe you can scan one of us and get your face back. Since we’re all… us.

Onebigmistake: absolutely! I love making new faces, and making new quirks. I have to be really careful to prevent some rare genetic disease or just not existing in a humanoid form, or coding it wrong so I don't have lungs, but it's really fun.

GEOKU: huh. Fun, you say. yeah, not having lngs sure sounds like it.  

GEOKU is offline.

GEOKU is online.

GEOKU: You know whats not hecking fn

GEOKU: snesory deprivation

GEOKU: also not fun and somehwat more applicable

GEOKU: sensry oevrlaod

GEOKU: anyobdy got a convenient timtravel quirk

GEOKU: i need one

GEOKU is offline.

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FatiguedFerret: my professor just gave me a C because the person they were grading before did amazing and suddenly my A-B performance is C level

nod,, sob,,: I usually didn't do well in school due to smudging on my notes and such. My new classmates have really been helping me out, though!

Sam: My teacher is probably dead :D 

Green_Fenrir: So… uh anyone chomped on a Villain today?  

Tinker Hell: Yes

Tinker Hell: They assured me that I taste terrible

Onebigmistake: That's normal for me. I love using wolf form.

nod,, sob,,: ww ait a re yy ou ok ay,,,???

Metal Boi: I have never had to breathe so much fire before

GEOKU: *fulll body vomit*

GEOKU: ive experienced things i neevr wanted to

FatiguedFerret: im sorry what

FatiguedFerret: what did you do today, jump on a villain lair?

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: More like the other way around

Tinker Hell: They jumped us

Metal Boi: My entire throat and mouth hurts now cuz i never use my internal fore the way i did today

Green_Fenrir: I’m a wolf… I took a bit bite out of some handsy £%@$hole. He’s alive though. But he ticked me off when he interrupted the rescue exercise.

Tinker Hell: YOU BIT TENKO?!

Tinker Hell: WHY?!

  Green_Fenrir: He annoyed me. Going on about killing All Might.

Tinker Hell: …

Tinker Hell: Guess he’s a villain where you are?

Green_Fenrir: wait… he’s not in yours?

Tinker Hell: No

Tinker Hell: He’s my classmate

Metal Boi: Wrow

Green_Fenrir: tough luck mate.

Tinker Hell: Why?

Tinker Hell: He’s a nice guy

Onebigmistake: Tenko is annoying as heck but he's not that bad. I've punched him before, his quirk doesn't work because it dissolves a bit of genetic code, but I have unlimited code. Kurogiri was cool though. Copied his code unwillingly when teleported though. He wasn't expecting that.

nod,, sob,,: i gg ot attackced t oo bb ut i j uust c alm ed d own ff rom th at ya ll,,,

Sam: Handsy? Hands? Oh, you’re not talking about who I think you’re talking about are you?

FatiguedFerret: only handsy guy i know is this creep who has blue hair, he also has really chapped lips? looks like he collects hands for a living..

Tinker Hell: Nice to know he has terrible fashion sense no matter the universe

Sam: You are talking about that guy

Sam: Well shit

IzuDon’t: You guys got attacked too?? 

Green_Fenrir: Momma just killed a guy. 

IzuDon’t: Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead

Green_Fenrir:  But life had just begun

IzuDon’t: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Green_Fenrir: MAMMAAAAAA ooooohhh

IzuDon’t: Didn’t mean to make you cry

Green_Fenrir: I’m not back again this time tomorrow

IzuDon’t: Carry on, Carry ooonnnn

Green_Fenrir: Nothing really matters. 

FatiguedFerret: here i am complaining about a grade, you guys are attacking villains????

FatiguedFerret: god what do you do in your free time, break limbs for fun?

GEOKU: they do, they dO and it huRTS me

Tinker Hell: *stares at others*

Tinker Hell: You know who you are

Green_Fenrir: @Tinker Hell I have no earthly idea what you mean.

Sam: Prevent several hundred children from strangling each other?

nod,, sob,,: c rry o ver hho w ama zinng my ff rie nds aree orr w watch mm ovie s

Onebigmistake: I fight villains on the daily. I caught a grape trying to hurt some girl and yeeted him into the sun.

Tinker Hell: Why do I have the horrible feeling I know who you’re talking about?

IzuDon’t: Oh we had a dude like that. We taped him to the roof of a police station as a balloon :)

Green_Fenrir: I scared him in full wolf form. Made him mess his pants.  

Metal Boi: I breathed fire at him and bit a desk to assert dominance

Metal Boi: Best detention ive ever had

FatiguedFerret: the hell? yall need some therapy

Sam: If there was therapy in the apocalypse, I’d take it

Onebigmistake: I'm so glad the Iida kid is over rn because Momo has a cold and she gave it to Tsu who is really cold rn because metal is cold. And Kacchan broke some of his fingers fighting Misty boi, so i need to track down Wolfie. (He's a Vigilante with a healing quirk who doesn't mind helping people. He couldn't get into UA with just his wolf form, so he heals people after villain attacks but since healing quirks still aren't allowed, he was labelled a vigilante and took it to heart.)

FatiguedFerret: we had a big test today and some guy was copying off me so i put all the wrong answers. I probably failed cause i didnt have time to fix all of them

FatiguedFerret: if i fail this i can lose my scholarship 

FatiguedFerret: damn it. theres stress and then theres this. 

FatiguedFerret: and then theres your lives. 

IzuDon’t: Have you tried punching a villain? Maybe drop kicking them from a roof? That usually works for me

FatiguedFerret: i hope you dont die

FatiguedFerret Deleted a Message.

FatiguedFerret is offline.

GEOKU: my life: getting forced into things i dont ned or wnat

GEOKU: smol me: assuming ts a childhoos thing and will eventually stop well newSFLASH it doESNT

GEOKU: there are thinsg which live in the ground which you do ont want to know exsit theer

GEOKU is offline.

FatiguedFerret is online.

Sam: Uh, out of the blue question. Anyone know how to set broken bones?

FatiguedFerret: depends where. I had to set a broken nose once

Sam: One of the kids broke their arm, and our resident doctor isn’t actually a doctor, and no one seems to know what to do

Onebigmistake: I know. 

Sam: Awesome, mind sharing?

Sam: Side note, all these powers this thing gave us and no healing ability? Karma?? Is?? A bitch??

Onebigmistake: What type of break is it? Is there bone sticking out of the skin?

Sam: No, it’s just pointing all the wrong ways

Onebigmistake: Is it in a very muscular area? (Thigh, ect)

Sam: Forearm? But the kid isn’t exactly ripped

Onebigmistake: okay, gently move the bone until the arm looks like a normal arm, sorta realign the ends, and you'll need to immobilize the arm.

Sam: Thanks for the pointers! I’m off to disappoint a child!

Onebigmistake: SAM THAT IS OMINOUS

Sam is offline.

Metal Boi is offline.

FatiguedFerret is offline.

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Onebigmistake: what if we all went to the exact same spot at the exact same time and did the exact same thing? Would we break the universe? Or see each other? Or just get really bad Deja Vu?

Onebigmistake: I want to try it.

Metal Boi: OwO?

FatiguedFerret: have you been watching ‘your name’ or smth? 

Metal Boi: It would be nice to see each other in person

FatiguedFerret: we dont even live in the same universe- or whatever it is. i know we have some people that are the same but like. 

FatiguedFerret: you guys probs dont have some monuments, right?

Green_Fenrir: You’re probably right on the monuments thing.

Onebigmistake: latitude and longitude points are the same! And you've got to have Dagobah beach

IzuDon’t: I have the trash beach here!

FatiguedFerret: what about like, geographical features tho. like, what year is it for you?

Onebigmistake: XX19?

FatiguedFerret: its 20XX here…

Green_Fenrir: XX20

Onebigmistake: WAIT YOU'RE IN THE PAST

Onebigmistake: hey this is Ochako, they went on a muttering spree. They're alive, just not… sane. But I agree, latitude and longitude should be the same, so you could hypothetically do that.

Metal Boi: Wrow

FatiguedFerret: oh my GOD your from the future. how does this whole thing work then- ah nevermind.

FatiguedFerret: I mean the geography should differ, but I guess it doesnt matter lol 

FatiguedFerret: and wow, i remember when i used to mutter lmao

Green_Fenrir: I’m apparently 1 year ahead of @Onebigmistake and 201 years ahead of @FatiguedFerret

Onebigmistake: you're only two hundred years in the past it shouldn't've changed too much from a natural perspective. Humans though? 

FatiguedFerret: oh yes, your only 200 years older than me, no biggy

IzuDon’t: So we’re all ancient old, got it

Onebigmistake: IT'S NOTHING IN GEOLOGIC TIME. and I'm fifteen. You're what, twenty? You have more life experience than I do. I've only existed for fifteen years. 

FatiguedFerret: ah yes, experience. dude. I know that im like, ancient for you but lowkey i survive on ramen and soda. 

Onebigmistake: I earn roughly 20$ a week. My card declined on ramen once. 

FatiguedFerret: youre not a teen if your card doesnt decline ramen. My dude kinda just looked at me like: you poor sod and gave it to me with free soda for good measure

FatiguedFerret: i mean granted it was like 4 in the morning- night? and im sure i looked like i was homeless but liKE-

Onebigmistake: mood. I am homeless but I own exactly one suit that I love to bits that makes me look vaguely put together

FatiguedFerret: the words ‘put together’ and me should never be put together. (hah) 

FatiguedFerret: I think I wore a llama onesie to my last class… i dont really remember. 

Metal Boi: I own one type of shirt and one type only, mom is so used to it she has the website bookmarked

IzuDon’t: I don’t actually know which clothes are mine anymore. Pretty sure Ashi was wearing Kacchan’s hoodie the other day and didn’t realize

Green_Fenrir: While I do own several shirts and pants they are all the same, mostly because I keep ripping them to shreds when I transform, so mother bought them in bulk. 

FatiguedFerret: i think i own like. three different shirts. and then like, a crapton of the exact same pair of pants. 

Metal Boi: For the most part, i have a bunch of pants and shorts but i also have two (2) scarves!!!!!!

FatiguedFerret: nice. uh. I dont have any scarves, but i have a bunch of hoodies and weird ass socks! oh, and like these cool friggen arm sleeves.

Metal Boi: I dont need the scarves really but mom says i have to wear them during the winter 

Metal Boi: Thats super cool!! I don’t really have any hoodies, or coats, but socks are gr e a t

FatiguedFerret: man i recommend 5 toed socks they sound weird but they have lil pockets for every toe and it keeps you warm for longer

Metal Boi: Yoooooo that sounds lit ngl

FatiguedFerret: it is i stg you got to try it

Onebigmistake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEACHING MYSELF SPANISH WAS A BAD IDEA

FatiguedFerret: yo are you okay?

Onebigmistake: <

Onebigmistake: Shoto built a bonfire

FatiguedFerret:eye- what does that have to do with spanish

Onebigmistake: nothing

FatiguedFerret: wha-

Metal Boi: F in chat gamers

IzuDon’t: F

FatiguedFerret: I- I guess?

FatiguedFerret: Ah crap, its 2, i should go. 

FatiguedFerret is Offline.

Onebigmistake: can I get an F please? Ochako taught Shoto how to fortnight dance, and now there's a circle of fortnight dancing idiots. Even Fumikage is doing it. He's the sane one!

Onebigmistake: hello?

Metal Boi: F

IzuDon’t: Rest in pieces alternate reality me

IzuDon’t: On a completely unrelated note

IzuDon’t: How does one get a person off the ceiling without a ladder someone might have maybe melted? 

Green_Fenrir: Tell them to jump and that you’ll catch them?

Onebigmistake: are they floating?

IzuDon’t: They might be floating

IzuDon’t: And also taped to the wall

IzuDon’t: SHdrfGHsdfgh OK HAVE TO GO 

GEOKU is online.

GEOKU: If were ll in different times then i wonder how your gelogic records and relavent literature differ

GEOKU: so dome of our worlds have completely different rock formationsthan in others that have informted new knolwedge and wasy of thinkign

GEOKU: hve ome natural/anthropogenic events hapened that coudl have caused this? Or loss of knowledge?

GEOKU: different knowlege and theoriess and hypotheses in geophysics? Sedimentology? Erath systems?

GEOKU: intrguing.

GEOKU: fascinating.

GEOKU: also how cna soeone float and be taped to a wall

Metal Boi: Id imagine spite

IzuDon’t: wwwwwwhat’s this

IzuDon’t: To answer

IzuDon’t: Mostly spite, but also a pissed off sister and brother

IzuDon’t: Hey do you guys have a me too? An alternatate dimension Mina?

Metal Boi: Lmao f

Metal Boi: What do you mean alternate dimension mina????

GEOKU: I prefer not to think about it

Metal Boi: “a me”?????

IzuDon’t: Well y’all are missing out if I’m not there

IzuDon’t: Izuku is dealing with a ladder that I may have melted and someone on the ceiling right now

IzuDon’t: So I took his phone

Metal Boi: OHHH 

Metal Boi: Youre ur izukus sister

Metal Boi: Lmao i was real confused i thought you were izudont

IzuDon’t: Nope! I am me

IzuDon’t: Honestly surprised we didn’t find this thing sooner

GEOKU: im becmong increasingl yglad ot be an onl y child whatb to heck ur his sister1?

GEOKU: wait! Can you alter the strength of ur acid? Can you aletr whta sorts of material it will interact/react with? Could you specifically target carbonate material an leave phosphatic maerial alonf, for instance, like with hydrochloric acid?

IzuDon’t: Yes I can alter the strength! And viscocity 

IzuDon’t: No idea what those other words mean though my dude

GEOKU: D:

GEOKU: yeah my mina’s the same smh

GEOKU: she could be so useful if we knew these things

GEOKU: no more budgeting for acid extraction

IzuDon’t: Wait wait wait wait

IzuDon’t: Can your Mina alter bases too or is that just me? 

Metal Boi: Sweet jesus now thats what id call a word vomit

Metal Boi: My minas pretty chill, havent reall talked to her much tho

GEOKU: alter them? How so?

IzuDon’t: Thanks to...a thing, I can make both bases AND acids

GEOKU: amazing

GEOKU: i need to talk to her about this

GEOKU: asap

Metal Boi: Wrow

IzuDon’t: Yeah it’s really cool

IzuDon’t: Uhhh do the letters OfA mean anything to you guys? 

Metal Boi: Maybe??? Not really tbh

GEOKU: one big entire man shaped moron?

IzuDon’t: Oh so he’s the same in other universes

IzuDon’t: Cool. 

IzuDon’t: But hey, at least my brother didn’t get it. Who knows what would have happened

IzuDon’t: Izukuf chasing me knkwds byyeyeeee

GEOKU: gooodbye, mina wthi the fun quirk

Metal Boi: Bye izudonts mina!!! Dont get too in trouble

IzuDon’t: byyeeadsfghk

Metal Boi: F

IzuDon’t is Offline.

GEOKU: she dosn tknwo

GEOKU: my mmina doesnt know

GEOKU: i will miss fun quirk mina but for now i have work to do

GEOKU: i will have a fun quirk imna of my own

Metal Boi: Seeya later then

GEOKU is offline.

Metal Boi: Might as well go offline too now that im all alone

Metal Boi is offline.

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Tinker Hell: Sure is quiet in here

Feline Fiiiine: (^◕ᴥ◕^) You were saying?

Tinker Hell: No one to talk to

Tinker Hell: Besides the un-boop-able cat

Feline Fiiiine: :o

Feline Fiiiine: :0

Feline Fiiiine: >:O Excuse me?

Feline Fiiiine: I’ll have you know I’m very boop-able! >:O

Tinker Hell: Feline

Tinker Hell: I’m in another universe

Tinker Hell: I can’t boop you

Feline Fiiiine: D: I forgot about that

Feline Fiiiine: why would the universe taunt me like this?

Feline Fiiiine: Denying me boops and scritches D:

Tinker Hell: …

Tinker Hell: How did you forget that we’re in separate universes?

Tinker Hell: That’s the whole point of the chat

Tinker Hell: And let’s be honest

Tinker Hell: You’d totally chase me around like a cat-toy

Feline Fiiiine: depends on whether or not you’d scritch me 

Tinker Hell: I would

Tinker Hell: But I’d probably also tie some string to my leg and fly bast your face

Tinker Hell: By the way

Tinker Hell: You okay Feline?

Feline Fiiiine: hm? Whaddaya mean?

Tinker Hell: You seem

Tinker Hell: Less punny than usual

Feline Fiiiine: nghhhhhh

Feline Fiiiine: I’m

Feline Fiiiine: exhausted

Feline Fiiiine: And I’m going to ignore what you said about “tying a string to your leg and flying past my face”

Tinker Hell: Why?

Tinker Hell: I thought you’d love that

Tinker Hell: And why are you “ exhausted ”?

Feline Fiiiine: I both love and hate it

Feline Fiiiine: Because as much as I hate to admit it, I probably wouldn’t be able to catch you D:<

Feline Fiiiine: But you didn’t hear that from me =^-.-^=

Tinker Hell: :Uploaded Image:

Tinker Hell: Don’t worry

Tinker Hell: I’ll make sure to share this image of you saying that you’re slow

Tinker Hell: With the whole group

Feline Fiiiine: WAIT NO DON’T DO THAT

Feline Fiiiine: AND HEY, I NEVER SAID I WAS SLOW

Feline Fiiiine: I JUST SAID I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU

Feline Fiiiine: b-but that’s only because

Feline Fiiiine: uh

Feline Fiiiine: I have better things to be doing. totally.

Tinker Hell: Right

Tinker Hell: Like working on your ability to lie

Feline Fiiiine: Yeah-

Feline Fiiiine: -Wait no shush you

Feline Fiiiine: I can lie perfectly fine

Feline Fiiiine: Purrfectly*, in fact

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: That pun’s a start

Tinker Hell: But you never said what’s got you so tired

Feline Fiiiine: oh yeah

Feline Fiiiine: It’s the training

Feline Fiiiine: I think my legs and arms are going to fall off

Feline Fiiiine: All I feel right now is pain

Feline Fiiiine: Shinsou’s a slave driver

Tinker Hell: Come on

Tinker Hell: What could you possibly be working that hard for?

Feline Fiiiine: The sports festival (＾• ω •＾)

Tinker Hell: Oh that

Tinker Hell: I thought I’d just wing it

Tinker Hell: Because I’ve got a fairy good chance at winning

Feline Fiiiine: :O

Feline Fiiiine: :OOOOOO

Feline Fiiiine: BRO

Feline Fiiiine: I AM SO PURR-OUD OF YOU RIGHT MEOW

Tinker Hell: But really

Tinker Hell: There’s only about three people I need to worry about

Tinker Hell: Bakugo

Tinker Hell: Todoroki

Tinker Hell: And that creepy guy in Gen Ed

Feline Fiiiine: I know Bakugou and Todoroki

Feline Fiiiine: I grew up with Kacchan, so I’m assuming you might have, to?

Feline Fiiiine: But like,

Feline Fiiiine: That creepy guy in Gen Ed? =^o3o^=

Tinker Hell: Kinda tall

Tinker Hell: Purple hair

Tinker Hell: Looks like he adopted Aizawa-Sensei’s sleep schedule

Tinker Hell: Scary as hell brainwashing powers

Feline Fiiiine: Yep, sounds like Shinsou

Feline Fiiiine: Scary?!

Feline Fiiiine: Hitokun’s nothing but a big teddy bear

Feline Fiiiine: Who gives the best scritches

Tinker Hell: He made Tenko disintegrate his own pants

Feline Fiiiine: Tenko? =^o.o^=

Tinker Hell: You don’t have Tenko in your world?

Feline Fiiiine: Not as far as I know

Feline Fiiiine: what does Tenko look like?

Tinker Hell: Tall

Tinker Hell: Pale hair

Tinker Hell: Some kind of skin condition on his neck that I can never remember the name of

Tinker Hell: Disintegrates things he touches

Tinker Hell: Wow

Tinker Hell: Have we found someone that only exists in my universe?

Feline Fiiiine: Uh

Feline Fiiiine: Is this,,,Tenko,,,a hero?

Feline Fiiiine: Because he 100% sounds like that main villain from the USJ

Tinker Hell: What?

Tinker Hell: Don’t be silly

Tinker Hell: Tenko couldn’t be a villain

Feline Fiiiine: He uh

Feline Fiiiine: He was always scratching his neck

Feline Fiiiine: Talked in video game lingo or whatever

Feline Fiiiine: And he, uh, wanted to kill All Might

Tinker Hell: I…

Tinker Hell: ...Have no words

Tinker Hell: Wait here

Tinker Hell: I’m going to slap someone

Feline Fiiiine: wait no don’t

Feline Fiiiine: If you slap anyone, slap my universes,,,Tenko?

Feline Fiiiine: Wait, maybe they’re not the same person.

Feline Fiiiine: I’m pppurr-etty sure my one was called

Feline Fiiiine: “Tomura Shigaraki” or something like that

Tinker Hell: I CALLED HIM THAT ONCE!

Tinker Hell: WHILE I WAS HIGH ON PAINKILLERS!

Feline Fiiiine: Wait, really???

Feline Fiiiine: Maybe it’s a codename or something?

Feline Fiiiine: I thought he was pretty stupid, saying his name in front of heroes-in-training

Tinker Hell: Sounds like him

Feline Fiiiine: Huh

Feline Fiiiine: I want to tell Aizawa-sensei

Feline Fiiiine: But no offense, what good is the word of “me” on a groupchat gonna do?

Feline Fiiiine: I mean, I believe you

Feline Fiiiine: But I dunno if the others will?

Tinker Hell: Also you’d have to explain that your phone apparently contains a miniature wormhole that is currently being utilized to reach nine other universes

Tinker Hell: Can’t see that conversation going over well

Tinker Hell: Everyone I’ve told took it a bit weirdly

Feline Fiiiine: Ah yes, there’s that too

Feline Fiiiine: Doesn’t surprise me

Feline Fiiiine: I’ll keep it to myself for now, I think

Feline Fiiiine: Maybe conduct my own investigation

Feline Fiiiine: And hey, if anything turns up, then I can tell the teachers =^owo^=

Tinker Hell: Good luck with that

Tinker Hell: Hey

Tinker Hell: Back in a second

Tinker Hell: Found Tenko

 Tinker Hell is Offline.

Feline Fiiiine: I’ll be waiting (^◕ᴥ◕^)

Tinker Hell is Online.

Tinker Hell: AIHFasascviHBV

Feline Fiiiine: Hey, you okay????

Feline Fiiiine: Talk to me! DDD:

Tinker Hell: ah ha!

Tinker Hell: the phone is mine!

Feline Fiiiine: uh

Feline Fiiiine: I’m gonna go out on a limb and say

Feline Fiiiine: Tenko?????

Tinker Hell: yep

Tinker Hell: hold on, need to do something

Tinker Hell has set their nickna me to Tomura Shigaraki.

Tomura Shigaraki: there we go

Feline Fiiiine: huh

Feline Fiiiine: okay then

Tomura Shigaraki: so, what have I missed since the last time I stole Tink’s phone?

Feline Fiiiine: uh

Feline Fiiiine: I’m guessing Tinker didn’t explain anything? ^<.<; ^

Tomura Shigaraki: oh he did

Tomura Shigaraki: I know what this is

Tomura Shigaraki: I read it while he sleeps

Feline Fiiiine: You read the chat?

Tomura Shigaraki: of course I do

Tomura Shigaraki: why wouldn’t I?

Feline Fiiiine: Isn’t that like

Feline Fiiiine: Snooping?

Feline Fiiiine: :D are you being a jealous girlfriend? :DDDD

Tomura Shigaraki: no

Tomura Shigaraki: my bf can chat with who he wants

Tomura Shigaraki: but if he leaves his phone unlocked around me

Tomura Shigaraki: then I have a right to check out what’s happening

Feline Fiiiine: you’re valid

Feline Fiiiine: but hey, you’re dating Tink? :0

Feline Fiiiine: I do the same when Shinsou leaves his phone unlocked (=ↀωↀ=)✧

Tomura Shigaraki: yes, have been for a while now

Tomura Shigaraki: honestly, does he tell you people anything about himself?

Feline Fiiiine: yes

Feline Fiiiine: though I don’t think any of us have mentioned our dating life

Tomura Shigaraki: but like I said, if he wanted me to leave his stuff alone he should lock it

Tomura Shigaraki: or at least change the password so it’s not my name

Feline Fiiiine: I agree!

Feline Fiiiine: Hitokun really brings it upon himself, sometimes.

Feline Fiiiine: If he actually wants to keep me out

Feline Fiiiine: He’s actually gotta try to keep me out! :D

Tomura Shigaraki: exactly!

Feline Fiiiine: Anyway, uh

Feline Fiiiine: Did Tinker explain why he was trying to find you?

Tomura Shigaraki: he screamed something about me being a murderous dick

Tomura Shigaraki: then he tackled me

Feline Fiiiine: Ohhh boy

Feline Fiiiine: I’m sure that went down well :Dc

Tomura Shigaraki: like a fart in an elevator

Tomura Shigaraki: yeah

Feline Fiiiine: So uh

Feline Fiiiine: How sensitive to other interdimensional you’s actions are you?

Tomura Shigaraki: not very

Tomura Shigaraki: most of the Tenkos on our chat are jerks

Feline Fiiiine: Wait, really?

Tomura Shigaraki: of course not

Tomura Shigaraki: you really think there’s two interdimensional chat rooms?

Feline Fiiiine: I mean,

Feline Fiiiine: If there’s one,

Feline Fiiiine: Why can’t there be another?

Tomura Shigaraki: you have a point

Tomura Shigaraki: but here’s my counterargument

Tomura Shigaraki: see, here’s my thoughts on the mattERFGthiSfdfgidulbBFC

Feline Fiiiine: oof you ded?

Tomura Shigaraki: Got my phone back!

Feline Fiiiine: Ahhh

Tomura Shigaraki: Thieving dick

Feline Fiiiine: haha

Feline Fiiiine: yeah

Feline Fiiiine: “thieving dick”

Feline Fiiiine: psshhh, who would steal another persons phone?

Feline Fiiiine: not me haha 

Tomura Shigaraki has set their nickname to Tinker Hell .

Feline Fiiiine: Anyway

Feline Fiiiine: Welcome back, Tinker! :D

Feline Fiiiine: Tomura and I were having a lovely conversation-

Feline Fiiiine: It was very nice to hear about your bf

Tinker Hell: I mentioned him as much as you mentioned “Hitokun”

Feline Fiiiine: Touché

Tinker Hell: What did he say anyway? 

Tinker Hell: Because Tenko’s the reason I don’t keep pictures of myself on my phone

Tinker Hell: Because he got my phone once

Tinker Hell: And sent everyone I knew pictures of me on fire

Tinker Hell: With the caption “Hot Stuff”

Tinker Hell: So I shudder to think what he did while I wasn’t watching him

Feline Fiiiine: He didn’t say much. Just that if you want to keep him out you should try harder lmao

Feline Fiiiine: but hA THAT’S GOLD

Feline Fiiiine: I’M LOWKEY PROUD

Tinker Hell: You shouldn’t be

Tinker Hell: I was on fire when that happened!

Tinker Hell: He sent the picture instead of putting me out!

Feline Fiiiine: Hm

Feline Fiiiine: Would you say you were

Feline Fiiiine: Fire-ious with him?

Tinker Hell: Oh no

Tinker Hell: I wasn’t angry

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: Just because I refused to kiss him to three weeks

Tinker Hell: Doesn’t mean anything

Feline Fiiiine: Aw, come on

Feline Fiiiine: Don’t blame- no, don’t flame him

Feline Fiiiine: You not kissing him probably burned.

Tinker Hell: Again

Tinker Hell: He could have put me out first!

Tinker Hell: BECAUSE I WAS ON FIRE!

Feline Fiiiine: Aw, c’mon Tinker

Feline Fiiiine: That fire was no match for his burning desire for you

Feline Fiiiine: (Purr-obably)

Tinker Hell: Point is

Tinker Hell: I’m scared of what he did while I wasn’t looking

Feline Fiiiine: oh

Feline Fiiiine: Were you like, really uncomfy with that?

Feline Fiiiine: Because if you were, you should probably talk it out

Feline Fiiiine: That’s what Hitokun does with me when I go to far  (^..^;)

Tinker Hell: We’ll talk it out

Tinker Hell: Or we’ll bottle it all up and scream at each other on live television in the middle of the Sport’s Festival

Tinker Hell: Hopefully not that

Feline Fiiiine: Well, either way you’ll get the point across! :D

Tinker Hell: Also, to cycle back to my original point from like

Tinker Hell: Half an hour ago

Tinker Hell: It’s quiet in here

Tinker Hell: The only other person that’s turned up since we started talking was Tenko

Tinker Hell: Who stole my phone to get in so it doesn’t really count

Feline Fiiiine: I mean

Feline Fiiiine: I could totally put Shinsou on the phone

Feline Fiiiine: But if your Shinsou what, told Tenko to disintegrate his pants or whatever happened

Feline Fiiiine: And if your Tenko comes back

Feline Fiiiine: I dunno how that’ll turn out

Tinker Hell: Oh yeah

Tinker Hell: That

Tinker Hell: That’s at least partially my fault

Tinker Hell: I may have accidentally made Shinso my arch enemy

Feline Fiiiine: .

Feline Fiiiine: And how does one do that?

Tinker Hell: With much regret apparently

Feline Fiiiine: Shinsou’s like, the most laid-back person I know

Feline Fiiiine: I don’t see how you got on his arch-enemy side

Feline Fiiiine: Be that his good side, because you deserve to be his arch-enemy

Feline Fiiiine: Or his bad side, because you’re, well, his arch-enemy

Tinker Hell: It all started on a quiet midsummer’s afternoon

Feline Fiiiine: Ohhh boy.

Tinker Hell: When I punched him in the face

Feline Fiiiine: Ohhh boy.

Feline Fiiiine: I’m going to take a risk and ask; why?

Tinker Hell: He was under mind control

Tinker Hell: Ironic

Tinker Hell: I know

Feline Fiiiine: ironic indeed lmao

Tinker Hell: He got all offended about some “guy with a heroic quirk saving his life”

Tinker Hell: And we’ve been enemies ever since

Feline Fiiiine: “guy with a heroic quirk”?

Feline Fiiiine: I

Feline Fiiiine: I actually can’t decide if that sounds like him or not

Tinker Hell: In his defence

Tinker Hell: I think this was the end of a really bad day

Feline Fiiiine: “really bad day”? wdym?

Tinker Hell: I don’t remember it all

Tinker Hell: But part of his rant included getting tossed out of his sixth foster home

Feline Fiiiine: :O

Tinker Hell: Also Tenko was being…

Tinker Hell: Tenko

Tinker Hell: That tends to annoy people

Feline Fiiiine: Please

Feline Fiiiine: Hunt down your universe’s Hitokun’s parents

Feline Fiiiine: And give em a big old punch for me?

Tinker Hell: Sorry

Tinker Hell: Not breaking into prison for that

Tinker Hell: Pretty sure I could

Tinker Hell: But I’m not going to try

Feline Fiiiine: Oh if they’re in prison then I’ll let this one go

Feline Fiiiine: That still doesn’t mean I’m not going to try find a way into your universe and punch them

Feline Fiiiine: I’ll just make it my second or third priority, instead of my first

Feline Fiiiine: :D

Tinker Hell: For the record

Tinker Hell: It wasn’t anything relating to Shinso that got them arrested

Feline Fiiiine: Didn’t think so

Feline Fiiiine: The government really isn’t kind enough to foster children for that to happen

Tinker Hell: Oh no

Tinker Hell: It was much worse

Feline Fiiiine: oh, really?

Feline Fiiiine: What was it?

Tinker Hell: They tried to assassinate Hawks

Tinker Hell: The number three hero?

Feline Fiiiine: pfFFT THEY TRIED TO ASSASSINATE A HERO?

Tinker Hell: Tried poisoning his take out food

Feline Fiiiine: HA

Feline Fiiiine: And they didn’t think to check if heroes were trained in poison and whatnot?

Tinker Hell: Oh no

Tinker Hell: It nearly worked

Tinker Hell: Hawks ate it

Feline Fiiiine: Oh jfc

Tinker Hell: They just got the dosage wrong

Feline Fiiiine: I’m so disappointed in Hawks rn

Tinker Hell: Yep

Tinker Hell: Not even competent assassins

Feline Fiiiine: What has our hero-world come to?

Feline Fiiiine: In which heroes rely on the villains failures to stop themselves getting killed?

Feline Fiiiine: *I’m tutting and shaking my head in disappointment irl, fyi*

Feline Fiiiine: *and maybe laughing but if I am that’s nunya business*

Tinker Hell: I know

Tinker Hell: It’s dreadful

Feline Fiiiine: it is

Feline Fiiiine: Hey, what’re you doing to train for the Festival? ฅ(*ΦωΦ*) ฅ

Tinker Hell: Not too much

Tinker Hell: Trying to get better at my size changing time

Tinker Hell: That and working out how to beat Shinso

Tinker Hell: Because I am actually kinda scared of him

Feline Fiiiine: Is it cheating if I help you?

Feline Fiiiine: Because technically you’re me

Feline Fiiiine: And I’m pretty sure help is allowed

Feline Fiiiine: Because bro, I’ve grown up with Hitokun

Tinker Hell: It probably wouldn’t be cheating

Tinker Hell: But it would be unfair

Feline Fiiiine: You’re right ^<.<;^

Tinker Hell: And besides

Tinker Hell: There’s more sophisticated ways to cheat

Tinker Hell: Like lining his gym equipment with itching powder so he can’t focus on me

Feline Fiiiine: .

Feline Fiiiine: Bro

Feline Fiiiine: Please don’t do that

Feline Fiiiine: I wouldn't put it above Aizawa-sensei to know immediately and that’s cheating

Tinker Hell: Please

Tinker Hell: He never figured it out when I did that to his sleeping bag

Tinker Hell: So I doubt he’d figure it out if I did it again

Feline Fiiiine: you w hat now???????

Feline Fiiiine: did you put

Feline Fiiiine: itching powder

Feline Fiiiine: in your Aizawa-sensei’s sleeping bag?

Tinker Hell: Yes

Tinker Hell: It was surprisingly easy

Feline Fiiiine: How are you still alive?

Tinker Hell: UA security is not designed to stop someone who’s an inch tall

Feline Fiiiine: You might want to tell Nedzu about that

Feline Fiiiine: You never know who’s gonna shrink down and infiltrate the school

Feline Fiiiine: Stuff like that leads to another USJ-situation

Tinker Hell: Probably should yeah

Tinker Hell: After the Sport’s Festival

Tinker Hell: I’m busy until then

Feline Fiiiine: Okay.

Feline Fiiiine: Tinker.

Feline Fiiiine: I’m gonna tell you this now,

Feline Fiiiine: I’m pretty sure Nedzu sees all

Feline Fiiiine: It’s possible he didn’t stop you itch-ifying Aizawa for the chaotic potential

Feline Fiiiine: But if he catches you cheating... :0

Tinker Hell: Please

Tinker Hell: If Nedzu saw all

Tinker Hell: He’d know about this chat

Tinker Hell: And I’m pretty sure he’d take an interest in interdimensional conversations

Feline Fiiiine: It wouldn’t surprise me if he did, honestly

Feline Fiiiine: But you’re right

Feline Fiiiine: Just

Feline Fiiiine: Be careful

Feline Fiiiine: And go easy on my bf, k?

Tinker Hell: He’s not your boyfriend

Tinker Hell: Remember?

Feline Fiiiine: Go easy on your version of my bf.

Tinker Hell: I’m not promising anything

Tinker Hell: Otherwise I’d have to make you do the same

Feline Fiiiine: Honestly, knowing Tenko, I’m gonna end up going easy on Shigaraki anyway and I’m gonna like, end up breaking my arms

Feline Fiiiine: but Tenko’s awesome and he puns and

Feline Fiiiine: aaaaaaa

Feline Fiiiine: why does mine have to be a villain?

Tinker Hell: Not sure

Tinker Hell: Also I’m never telling him that you think he’s awesome

Tinker Hell: He’d never stop being smug about it

Feline Fiiiine: He reads your messages at night

Tinker Hell: I know

Tinker Hell: I keep all my important stuff on my other phone anyway

Feline Fiiiine: He’s gonna see that I think he’s awesome anyway :DDDD

Tinker Hell: And if you don’t delete that evidence

Tinker Hell: I’ll share that pic of you saying you’re slow to the others

Feline Fiiiine: I DIDN’T SAY I WAS SLOW

Feline Fiiiine: I JUST SAID I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU

Feline Fiiiine: BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO

Feline Fiiiine: REMEMBER?

Tinker Hell: You have better things to do than play with me and get boops?

Feline Fiiiine: boops?

Tinker Hell: You’re not the Feline I remember

Feline Fiiiine: Wait no nevermind

Feline Fiiiine: I thought you were gonna do it to tease me D:

Feline Fiiiine: play with me

Tinker Hell: Sorry

Tinker Hell: I’m taken

Tinker Hell: I only “ Play” with Tenko

Feline Fiiiine: .

Feline Fiiiine: Bro

Feline Fiiiine: I didn’t need to know that

Tinker Hell: Oh come on

Tinker Hell: It’s nothing like that

Tinker Hell: Okay it’s little like that

Tinker Hell: We don’t do anything

Tinker Hell: Tenko’s just got no sense of personal boundaries

Tinker Hell: And don’t act like you and “Hitokun” are completely innocent

Feline Fiiiine: Honestly, I’m part cat

Feline Fiiiine: Do you think I have any sense of personal boundaries either?

Tinker Hell: You at least I can trust to keep your hands away from my butt

Feline Fiiiine: .

Feline Fiiiine: yeah no

Feline Fiiiine: my “lack of personal boundaries” is more like “personal space doesn’t exist”

Feline Fiiiine: Hey, your Tenko doesn’t wear around hands, right?

Tinker Hell: No…

Tinker Hell: Why?

Feline Fiiiine: Because Tomura Shigaraki, my one, was wearing hands all over his body at the USJ

Feline Fiiiine: He uh,

Feline Fiiiine: Called the one on his face

Feline Fiiiine: “Father”??? ^^;;

Tinker Hell: Okay

Tinker Hell: I’m like

Tinker Hell: Ninety percent sure his dad’s alive

Tinker Hell: They don’t talk to each other

Tinker Hell: But he’s alive

Feline Fiiiine: ha yeah I don’t think he’s alive here

Feline Fiiiine: I’m pretty sure the other hands have names too. (=^> ｪ >^=)

Tinker Hell: I have the overwhelming urge to tackle Tenko again

Feline Fiiiine: Nah, your Tenko’s lit

Feline Fiiiine: It’s my Tomura that needs tackling

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: Until one of us finds a way to

Tinker Hell: idk

Tinker Hell: Teleport between dimensions

Tinker Hell: I’ll just have to settle for my Tenko

Feline Fiiiine: Please tell me if you ever find a way

Feline Fiiiine: Because cuddles

Feline Fiiiine: and scritches

Tinker Hell: I will

Tinker Hell: I’d love for you to give me scritches

Tinker Hell: :SmileyFaceEmoji:

Feline Fiiiine: :O

Feline Fiiiine: y’know what

Feline Fiiiine: fine

Feline Fiiiine: as long as you give me scritches in return :DDD

Tinker Hell: Awesome

Feline Fiiiine: deal.

Chapter Text

FatiguedFerret: so has anyone wondered why the universe brought us specifically here or will we just accept it and call it a day

Tinker Hell: There are two possibilities

Tinker Hell: One is that we’re the only Izukus left after an event wiped out the multiverse

Tinker Hell: Or we’re the test run

Tinker Hell: Hopefully it’s the second thing

FatiguedFerret: the fact that your first thought was that we were the only multiverse izukus left after a wipeout concerns me

FatiguedFerret: then again i dont know what i was expecting

Green_Fenrir: Izukus in the Multiverse? Sounds like that old film of Spiderman with the Spider Verse… it was quite a hit with my grandmother when she was a child.

Onebigmistake: oh! I love those comics!

Tinker Hell: Spider… Man?

Metal Boi: Spiderman’s retro lmao theres been like 50 reboots since quirks started

Green_Fenrir: Tinkerbell don’t you have Marvel Superheroes in your place? Back before Quirks were a thing?

Tinker Hell: Quirks have been a thing here for over two hundred years

Tinker Hell: Why would I know stuff that old?

Green_Fenrir: Because it’s history?

Onebigmistake: and it's good?

Metal Boi: Idk historys pretty cool sometimes

Tinker Hell: I failed my history tests

Tinker Hell: Like

Tinker Hell: All of them

Metal Boi: Lmao

Green_Fenrir: We noticed…

Tinker Hell: There’s also the chance “Spiderman” doesn’t exist on my Earth.

Metal Boi: Thats true hadnt thought of that tbh

Green_Fenrir: Ok I’ll give you that… but still! Spiderman and Marvel superheroes are amazing

Tinker Hell: Why would you read about superheroes?

Tinker Hell: Half of us are training to be heroes!

Tinker Hell: And at least three of us are vigilantes!

Metal Boi: Pizazz mostly

Metal Boi: Also the knowledge that pre quirk people also wanted to be heroes too

Green_Fenrir: Because it’s fun? And History?

Onebigmistake: and also, they're better than modern heroes

Tinker Hell: I just think that they’d be a bit lacking

Tinker Hell: Compared to reality

Onebigmistake: they do it of their own free will and aren't even paid most of the time!

Metal Boi: Reality can be boring sometimes

Green_Fenrir: Nah… That’s it! We need to figure out a way for Tinker here to read those comics… there must be a way to send them through

Metal Boi: Yea

FatiguedFerret: wait, some of you don’t have spiderman? we still see some merch in some stores over here..

FatiguedFerret: cant you guys just screenshot the panels?

Tinker Hell: Wouldn’t the resolution be terrible and make it hard to read?

FatiguedFerret: depends on what type of cameras you guys have- arent you like, a couple decades ahead anyways? dont tell me the resolutions just got worse..

Metal Boi: I have a samsong and the quality of the cameras only gotten slightly better

Metal Boi: A lot of tech and innovation got put to a stop during the dark ages

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: We have hologram projectors

Tinker Hell: That the size of a watch face

Tinker Hell: But I still think that the resolution would be subpar

Tinker Hell: After sending the pictures across universes

Metal Boi: Holograms are cool but camera quality for pics is different

Green_Fenrir: We have pomegranate phones… from that company Pomegranate

FatiguedFerret: ipomgranate? pfttt that sounds so silly

FatiguedFerret: then again, i suppose tello sounds like some sort of mix between tellys and jellos so who am i to judge

Onebigmistake: i have pdf of the first issue of spider man

Green_Fenrir: We call them iPoms for short.

Metal Boi: Should we see about sending pictures? Just because?

Tinker Hell: Wait

Tinker Hell: Can we send pics?

Metal Boi: Dunno but i want to see if we can

FatiguedFerret: uh i dont think so. not when i was on anyways

Onebigmistake: Draw your OC's like this:

Onebigmistake:

Green_Fenrir: Not when I was on either…. LET’S DO IT

FatiguedFerret: that sounds like something you would sa- wth..

Metal Boi: Holy-

Metal Boi: A timbr screenshot? Really?

Green_Fenrir:

Onebigmistake: its a screenshot of a screenshot

Green_Fenrir: I have an irrational fear of pasta ok?

Tinker Hell: App’s running a bit slow all of a sudden

Tinker Hell: Weird

Metal Boi: Ahh the apps slow

Metal Boi: SKSSYFGYER YUEGRH

Metal Boi is offline.

Tinker Hell: That happened

FatiguedFerret: uh oh. that doesnt look very good.

Onebigmistake:

Tinker Hell: I think your pics are making it worse

Tinker Hell: It took nearly a minute to load those in

Green_Fenrir: Ok so maybe let us not send pics… especially of pasta.

FatiguedFerret: pasta? all i see are these glitchy loading screens

T!nker H$@ll:This can’t be good

Green_F3nr|r: Ru-roh!

F@t!gu3Df3rr37: oh my god your names whats going on?

Green_F3nr|r: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ò̶̡̨̡̬̩̩͔̼̺̮̩ń̸̫̹̜̦̘̣̗̠̩͇̭̝͙̻̮͋̀̾̿̇̉̕͠e̸̢̛͕͙̜̮͕̼͎͕̊̾̓̂̈́͛́̈̑͛̏͌̽͘͜b̴̗͈̩͚̹̮̞̥̬̾̀i̶̢̨̧̜͈̺̱͔̫̭̠̜͔̣̎̀̉̌̆̚͝g̶͎̤̫̑̿̈̾̔̌͛̈́̕m̶̛̦̮̮̬̗̟̙̤̈́͆̄͒̎̅̀̏͑͆̋͝͝i̸̩͓̙͎̰̳̣̲̮̥̤̻̪̼̕s̴͖̾̈́̃̀̋̿͆t̸̨̧̨̫̹͈͐̑a̴̧̛̝̲͙̟̦̠̻͖͈͍͍̳̙͑͆̓͋͐̂̉̀̈́̊̿͜ķ̸̧̛̫͇̗̣̘̣̱͇͚̳̬̠̗̈́̾͛̽͒̊̇͑̀̑̆̔ẽ̷̯͚̫̫̜̘͇̥̜̭̗͎͇͙͓̍̾̄̆̈́͛͂̔̌̋̊͊:̶̛̲̅̅̏͆́̋̒̒̈́́̄̕͠͠ ̸̧͓̼̳̬̟̹͂́͒̊̃̽͗o̶̭̟͕̗͖̠̪͑͊͊̿̍́̒̍͝h̷̹͉͈̥̺̟̬̠̮̾͋̈̓͆͒̆̉̏ ̵̦̬̈́̑̎͘ņ̸̡̮̟͎͇͈̦͔̼̪͗̃͗̒̚͜ͅȏ̵̮͓̮͖̯̺̦͓̘̖̿̌̿̋̇̑͆̃̓͌

Midoriya Izuku: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY APP!?

F̶̡͓̣͇̟͇̞͔̟̈́̎̔̓̀̈̒͗̅̓@̶͓̜͚̙̦̯͍̄̒̇̓͆̃̓̄́̈́͝͠7̶̢̡̢̳̙̱̗͍̥̯̯̫̑̇́̎̂̆̎̈́͒̑͝!̴̨̗͔̤̖̬̜̯̙͒͗̊̾̊̇̏̏́̓͒͐͐̈g̷̱̖̥̠͇̈́̈́̀͒́͛̈́̔̉͜ͅữ̷̝̬̙͔͇̘̮̯̃̉͌͌̔͒̀̏͌͜3̴̨̧̨̘̼̼̟̱͋̓̐́͋͜ḑ̸̡̧͙̫̯͚͕̅̎̅̏͛̄̏͂͜͝F̵̢̱͎̩͈̩̼̜̖̺̊̅̎̍͐̈́̇̅̇̂͂ͅ3̸̝̻̫̍̊̏́̆͝ŗ̶̮̝̙̫̱̩̫̠̘̥͍͋̈̊̃̓͂R̸̠̖̻͖̻̫̲͊͑́̿̉̐͒̈͜͜͝͝͝͠͠3̷̱͕̀͜7̷̘̩̦̺͚̝̲͙̘̖̠̗̖̠͉͊̓̂̒̔̊̌͘͠͝:̴͍̙̲̣͐̽̒̔̔̿̈́̿͜ ̶̨̎̉̈y̸̡̨̰̹͉̯̗̞̲̲̣̲͖̻̰̽̆̏͐͐̈́̐̕̕͘͝͝͝ó̵̢̨̞̳̻̪̬̺̮͙͉̅͋̿̀̾͠U̷͕͈͓͍̜͂͂̍̇r̶͓͖̭̱̣͉̘̘̭̺̆̈́̓͐̌̈̓̂̄͠ ̵̙̜̣̣͛a̴̧̗͈̣̬͎̖̪̮͉͕͈̐͜ͅp̵̻͓̄͆̓̇̿̚͠P̵̲̑͗̏̃̉̆̇?̵̹̬̤̤̝͖͖͉͎̅̽̇͑̉͐̎͆̊́̽͐̄͘ͅ

Onebigmistake: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU n 

G̶͇̬̬͍̀̂r̷̡̮͈͂ė̶̛͙̹͈e̸̺̙̗̎͜ͅñ̸̗̾_̴̭͋͒̈́́̊F̶̧̮̮̎͜e̷̡̢̪̲̩̪̓̈́̒̚͠n̸̻͚̞̠̠̄r̷̛̰͙̼̄̐̈͜i̸͇͍̬̔́̎̑̑ȓ̶̼̂̽̓̚̕:̸̈́̇̆̐͜ ̶̛̦̣̳̆̈́͗Ẉ̴̲͓͝H̸̛͍̥̖͕̽̾͘͜Ǒ̶̗̜̗̣̦͗M̶͈̬̞̤̐̓̂̚ ̴̨͈̯͉̇͘ͅŢ̶̛͈̞̼̓̓H̴̢̗̝̲̲̚Ë̴̘͈̺͈̜́ ̸̥̍F̷̖̫̓Ũ̴͎̫̳̤͇͚̀̿̔͛͠Ċ̷̞̱̯̘̜̫K̴͙͉̎͂̍ȩ̴̛͛͘t̷̖̻̘̟͆h̶̡̛̦̀͗͋͝ ̷̧̯̟͕̤͛͊͋̌̔͠A̸̛̝̪̗̓̔͑̾R̴͙̙͚͉̆̃͌Ȩ̵̞ ̸̛͔̱̇͝ͅT̸̠͈͍͇͛͊̕̚H̷̗͓̞͈̅̃͊ͅO̷̪͔̍̇͊͗̇U̵̖͖̖̎!̴̣͈̄͆͂͘ͅ

Midoriya Izuku: Hello, I’m the one of you that didn’t break the interdimensional chat room because I was sending pictures of puppies!

Midoriya Izuku: Now, I’m going to have to fix this.

F̴̟͇͇̫̼͂́̽̑ȃ̷͉̬̜̏͛̌͒̉̆̈́͛̎̿̀͒̌͊t̶͖̣̹͕͎̅͑͐i̵̝̖̫̺̣̭͚͓̹͍̹̦̤͗͐́̓͛͘g̴̪̓͌̀̈̋́̀̂͗̔͂̎͠͠͝ü̷̡͙̮͋̎̀̆̑̆͋̇͝͠͠e̸͍̋͌̃̍̉̿͋̑͛̊̈́͘͝͝d̵̢̻̝̠͕̎̃͊̈͌̽͜͝F̵̨̩̼͍̱͇̲͗͛̇̈̈̾͆͒̿͜e̷̩̟̯͖͎̩̻̣̫͆͊̋̏̾̈̚͜͝r̷̡͎̣̜͇̋͆̓̔̋̑͊͌͝ͅŗ̶̡̳̠͔̜̻͎̫̯̳́̿͊̄͂͌͛̋̈̾̇͌͜͜͝ẻ̵̡͍̪̪̱͙͉̩̟̺̪̬̓̊̇͊́ẗ̷̨̡̪̯̬̠̮̤̫͇͐̆̇̎̽͘:̵̟͙̖͍̞̜͎̰͒̒̽̄̑͋͛̍̅̏̉̅ ̸̨͍̺̘̰̥̪͑̈́̈̂͌̓̚ͅf̴̢̻̥͍̭̱̈i̴͓̣̫̎̽͊̌̏̅ẋ̵̋͊̍́?

Onebigmistake: Were we really just an experiment?

Midoriya Izuku: Okay, I’m shutting this down for maintenance.

Midoriya Izuku: And no, you weren’t just an experiment.

Midoriya Izuku: I am not having this conversation right now.

Midoriya Izuku: I do not need this today.

Onebigmistake: and I didn't want to learn that we were an unwilling experiment

Midoriya Izuku: What do you mean “unwilling”.

Onebigmistake: unaware.

Midoriya Izuku: Any of you could have stopped using the app at any time, disabled notifications, and moved on.

FatiguedFerret: ...could we?

Midoriya Izuku: Notification settings are right there in the settings menu.

FatiguedFerret: youre telling me that one day, we find a new app that we cant, at first sight, delete..

FatiguedFerret:is an app that we can get rid of? When we first see the app, we usually dont look for the settings, mr god complex.

Midoriya Izuku: You’ve had this for months. Or maybe years. Interdimensional time zones are confusing.

Midoriya Izuku: Don’t blame me if you never checked the settings.

FatiguedFerret: and what, you couldnt just.. just tell Us?

Midoriya Izuku: BECAUSE I WAS BUSY!

Midoriya Izuku: AND THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE FINE FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

FatiguedFerret: busy? for ‘months. Or maybe years”?

Metal Boi is online.

Metal Boi: Sup found a backup phone

Metal Boi: WHat the hell is going on

FatiguedFerret: is that really what youre going with? Just as we had time to check for settings, you had time to type a sentence. One sentence.

Midoriya Izuku: Forgive me if mapping out the entire multiverse took up more time than I expected.

Midoriya Izuku: And you seemed just fine whenever I checked in.

Midoriya Izuku: None of the people I assigned to watch the chat reported any problems.

FatiguedFerret: you had people watch our chat, but couldnt find the fricking time to tell us about it? dude thats sounds a little.. off.

Onebigmistake: you expect us to believe that you were busy enough to ignore us, for months?

Midoriya Izuku: Less sassy mes

Midoriya Izuku: I need less sassy versions of me in V4

FatiguedFerret: youve got a long storm coming if you think this is me being sassy.

Metal Boi: Just finished rereading the backlog

Onebigmistake: THREE FUCKING VERSIONS

Midoriya Izuku: Also need to add that censor thing...

Metal Boi: Yallre wack

Green_Fenrir: *munches on popcorn* This is amazing… when are we getting rebooted?

Tinker Hell: I know

Metal Boi: Are we tormenting the developer?

Green_Fenrir:  yeah… I’m just enjoying the show though

Metal Boi: Always wanted to do that for taking my precious phone storage with this undeletable app

Green_Fenrir: @metal boi… it was deletable the whole time. Or so he said.

Midoriya Izuku: It’s undeletable

Midoriya Izuku: But you could have silenced it and pretended it didn’t exist

Midoriya Izuku: And it’s only undeletable because of a glitch I can’t sort out...

Metal Boi: Noah fence but ive tried to delete this app before and its never worked

Metal Boi: Most of the time i dont even break my phone i just mute the chat for a couple days

Metal Boi: Yall get overwhelming sometimes

FatiguedFerret: so. fucKING deletable. You JUST told us that we could have left at any time, and now you say we cant? make up you mind, god complex.

Midoriya Izuku: You could turn off notifications. That’s what I said. And do you know how hard it is to anchor interdimensional chat rooms to cell phones?! It’s actually amazing that it being undeletable is one of the only glitches.

Metal Boi: At least none of us have flip phones?

Onebigmistake: God complex, I don't have a fucking cellphone

Metal Boi: This is great we’re tormenting the developer!!

FatiguedFerret: no, i dont particularly care about how fuckin’ hard it is to anchor interdimensional cHATROOMS of unsuspecting spirits that are one in the Same, but it seems to me you have plently of time to argue with me

FatiguedFerret: so what was that you said about ‘not having enough time to message’ us? You practically wrote an entire essay.

Midoriya Izuku: This is the first time I’ve sat down without passing out in two months.

Midoriya Izuku: I do not normally have this sort of time.

Metal Boi: Bro you should be sleeping more,,,

FatiguedFerret: maybe you should invest in an alarm instead of spending your time plotting the ‘entire multiverse’, which, by the way, you should have realized was a futile quest as soon as you realize that multiverses are, newsflash, INFINITE.

Midoriya Izuku: It’s actually not infinite if you ignore the minor variations and focus on the larger changes. That’s why there’s only one of you, Ferret, and not fifteen.

Metal Boi: Loving this edumacation time

FatiguedFerret: thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard. No offense, or yes offense, whichever way you take that, but even if you narrowed down the minor variations, there would be more then, what, 10 people?

Midoriya Izuku: Small issue I’m trying to fix in my limited spare time.

Midoriya Izuku: The server kept blowing up whenever I added more than thirteen people to a room.

Midoriya Izuku: Okay, you want the truth? 

Metal Boi: Oh shit-

Metal Boi: Hey developer? Do we cost you a lot money?

Midoriya Izuku: More than I’d like.

Midoriya Izuku: Less than you’d think.

Metal Boi: F

FatiguedFerret: *stares pointly at discord servers* I think its a sign.. 13 is an evil number, god complex. I think its a sign you shouldnt be dabbling in this? we arent supposed to meet in the first place..

Midoriya Izuku: Tell me, Ferret. In the entire multiverse how many versions of Midoriya Izuku do you think reached my level? How many have the ability to travel the multiverse such as I do?

FatiguedFerret: considering that multiverses are infinite, unless you dont count those ‘small variations” which I do- several hundreds. Its probably pure luck that we were chosen, but I think you should just stay out of it.

FatiguedFerret: of course, that is a matter of opinion. Im sure you dont want to listen to this.

Midoriya Izuku:  Five.

Midoriya Izuku: There are five versions of me on my level, as far as we’ve been able to ascertain. 

FatiguedFerret: as far as you know, anyways..

Midoriya Izuku: Between the five of us, and our various teammates, we’ve mapped out over nine thousand unique universes.

Midoriya Izuku: And we’ve found no other versions that have reached this level.

FatiguedFerret: you interacted with them?

FatiguedFerret: like, honest, living, breathing into face type of deal, or what?

Midoriya Izuku: Yes, we’ve met and talked to each other.

Midoriya Izuku: And we decided to start the chat rooms as part of a long term project.

Metal Boi: Thats lit af bro

Metal Boi: Good on you

FatiguedFerret: why us then? Out of the 9,000 UNIQUE versions youve seen?

Midoriya Izuku: We’ve done others. Between the five of us and our allies there are sixteen chatrooms. If not for the “thirteen person per room” limit we’d have tons more of us interacting.

Metal Boi: Guess this chatroom isnt doing you much favors since we’re not really helping you or anything

FatiguedFerret: Before, you mentioned… V4? Version four? Chatroom four? What chatroom are we? And..

Midoriya Izuku: You’re my third room. I have the least amount of rooms to manage out of the five of us.

FatiguedFerret: .. i suppose that speaks for your actions.

Metal Boi: Cool

Metal Boi: Ur pretty cool for someone that forcefully downloaded and undeletable app onto my phones

Midoriya Izuku: Again: it’s only undeletable because of a glitch. There’s a team of Meis working on it as we speak.

Onebigmistake: I'm sorry for being rude, I get not getting any sleep and dealing with glitches.

Metal Boi: Honestly at this point im not mad about the whole ‘cant be deleted’ thing

Metal Boi: This chats pretty funny

FatiguedFerret: i suppose i just, dont like surprises. This was certainly a surprise..

FatiguedFerret: ‘only undeletable because of a glitch’. So you will fix it?

FatiguedFerret: I think the thing I hated most of this, is that at the time of knowing this chat

FatiguedFerret: well.. It never feels like we have control with anything that happens

FatiguedFerret: as you probably know well, humans thrive on control.

Midoriya Izuku: I get that. But the chats are important. I should have said something, yes, but we decided that it was better for new chats to get to know each other first. And then I got really busy mapping out a whole bunch of Earths where Koda is the number 1 Villain.

Midoriya Izuku: And some of those included All Might as a villain, so you can see why it took some time.

FatiguedFerret: .. just make sure your next chats have the free will to leave. dont make them… feel trapped.

Metal Boi: Honestly the deletability of the app isnt that big a deal ferret

FatiguedFerret: @metal boi for you..

Metal Boi: Like our handy dandy developer said, just mute the app

FatiguedFerret: was i just supposed to know that?

Metal Boi: I dont know what to tell you man, ive been muting this chat a lot

FatiguedFerret: in case you havent noticed, i didnt exactly plan to stay on here all the time.

FatiguedFerret: and in that, it means that I obviously didnt care enough to explore the chat. Thats the reason why I didnt talk until later on.

Midoriya Izuku: Check the settings.

Green_Fenrir: wait… if there are so many universes, is there one in which I’m like Tony Stark or Loki?

Midoriya Izuku: Yeah, I visited some of those. They’re not that far from you.

Midoriya Izuku: Relatively speaking.

Green_Fenrir: OH YEAH!  Thank you creator. Please carry on your Machiavellian scheming. You have my blessing.

Midoriya Izuku: So… sorry for not checking in. Was busy, and the five of us decided that it was better if we didn’t step in at first. Last thing we need is you focusing on problems that may not even exist. That’s our job.

FatiguedFerret: Apology accepted… and I apologize as well. I dont like not being given a choice, to say the least. That was...  very unwarranted of me.

Metal Boi: Tis gucci dude, everyone goes through rough patches

FatiguedFerret: but now… im more.. curious then anything. Problems that.. may not exist? do you mean hackers or something?

Midoriya Izuku: After the five of us met up we realized something… concerning. 

Midoriya Izuku: There is no reason that an evil version of us can’t achieve the same level as we did, and bring havoc to the multiverse.

Midoriya Izuku: So far we’ve yet to find any proof of such a thing happening. So it may not be a real concern.

FatiguedFerret: well, who says you guys are the good guys? I dont mean that in a “wow youre evil” I mean that in a.. Grey neutral way, i supposed.

Midoriya Izuku: Fair enough. We’ve done some… shady things, but we’ve protected the multiverse from threats. I mean, we’ve done stuff in your own worlds without you even noticing.  Invasions, cataclysmic events, we try and protect people.

Metal Boi: Ohohohohohoho

Metal Boi: Universal breaking and entering

Metal Boi: Sounds fun

FatiguedFerret: whats to say you arent making it worse? Sometimes, isnt death a better choice?

FatiguedFerret: i mean.. ‘protect’ is a loose term, something i would know.

Onebigmistake is offline

Midoriya Izuku: Well, if you’d rather your Earth be destroyed Ferret, I can go find another meteor to lob it. We only just diverted the last one.

Metal Boi: Damn that shade

FatiguedFerret: ..well, can’t say that’ll be the worst fate of all time.

FatiguedFerret: and isnt finding another meteor already disrupting even more?

FatiguedFerret: the time would be different. Im sure the “life” and “death” of the worlds you saved are rather annoyed.

Midoriya Izuku: We try to not interfere without the approval of the local deities, if there are any. So most of them are just fine with it. Turns out paperwork is hated in almost every corner of the multiverse. And it’s less paperwork to outsource their issues to us than it is to process all the dead people.

Metal Boi: Oooooo people have deities in thier universes

FatiguedFerret: first of all, youre telling me that they DONT get paperwork for the world not dying? Well, whatever floats their boats, i guess. Second of all, if my deities, the ones supposedly guiding my life, approves of your interferences.. Well. I dont exactly believe in god, but if the one making me exist is approving of it…

FatiguedFerret: dont make too many changes though. Im sure fate wont always like it..

Metal Boi: This is wild

Metal Boi: I shouldn’t have eaten that brownie so i coulda enjoyed this with a clear mind

FatiguedFerret: you know, sometimes, even the smallest of changes can shift the way things are.

Midoriya Izuku: Don’t worry. All the Iida Tenyas we work with put on a big seminar about this.

Midoriya Izuku: I know.

FatiguedFerret: I had a conversation about if the sludge villain had appeared before school started, already giving izuku a school day to overthink.. And then katsuki did the final, metaphorical shove..

FatiguedFerret:I just hope you know what your doing, and what can happen. You cant predict everything, no matter what you think.

FatiguedFerret: Goodluck, i guess.

Midoriya Izuku: We thought about all that. And then decided the risks were worth having groups of people that trust each other in case of a multiversal crisis.

FatiguedFerret: you thought this out, but if anything happens..

FatiguedFerret: you only have yourself- well.. yourselVES to blame.

FatiguedFerret: got it?

Midoriya Izuku: Yeah, I got it.

Midoriya Izuku: But let me put it this way.

Midoriya Izuku: See the people on this server? You know these people by now, right? Would you work with them if it meant saving all your worlds from destruction?

FatiguedFerret: I.. certain destruction? Or a very likely chance?

Midoriya Izuku: If it’s the kind of thing we’re planning for up here?

Midoriya Izuku: Certain.

FatiguedFerret: I would do all i can. But im not.. special like all the others. Im a tired college student- so i dont think I would do very much..

FatiguedFerret: but if it came up to it?

FatiguedFerret: Yes. Yes I would.

Midoriya Izuku: You were all chosen for a reason. Brought together for a reason. This wasn’t random. Why do you think some of you had this app before others? It took us time to find the right people.

Metal Boi: Have you ever put any villain!us into chats? It’s kinda off topic but im curious

Midoriya Izuku: A few times. It usually doesn’t end well.

Metal Boi: Cool

FatiguedFerret: .. I see.

FatiguedFerret: well. fate is fate. If i am supposed to..do things, then i guess i will

Midoriya Izuku: You’re not meant to do anything. Despite what you might think, we can’t actually see the future.

Midoriya Izuku: And, in case you were wondering: Fate doesn’t exist on roughly 7 out of 10 Unique Earths.

Metal Boi: Wrow

FatiguedFerret:  7 out of 10.. Thats 3 earths out of 10, 30 out of 100. Just because it is minority does not mean it does not exist.

FatiguedFerret: and i will keep that in mind.

FatiguedFerret: this has been an enlightening conversation

Midoriya Izuku: And besides, statistically speaking you’ll all have died from old age thousands of years before anything tries to attack your worlds.

FatiguedFerret: statistically are calculations

FatiguedFerret: calculations are simulations

FatiguedFerret: simulations are not real life.

Midoriya Izuku: Right, I need to shut this down for maintenance. But I’ll leave you with something good to think about.

Midoriya Izuku: There are sixteen chatrooms like this one.

Midoriya Izuku: Each one holds ten versions of Midoriya Izuku.

Midoriya Izuku: That’s about 160 versions of you, ready to help defend the multiverse if anything ever happens.

Midoriya Izuku: Not including all the ones we’ve yet to bring the App to.

FatiguedFerret: why 10? Why not 13? Ah. unlucky.

FatiguedFerret: well, i’ll leave you to maintenance.

FatiguedFerret:farewell, i wish you the least of chaos.

Midoriya Izuku: Thanks.

Midoriya Izuku: Right, anyone have anything else to say before I shut this place down?

Metal Boi: Interdimensional chatrooms are pretty expensive

Green_Fenrir: This was amazing. Feel free to join whenever creator!

Metal Boi is offline.

Midoriya Izuku: Then, by the power vested in me, by me.

Midoriya Izuku: I hereby shutdown this server for unscheduled maintenance.

Activating Overhaul Is A Jerk Protocol…

GEOKU is online.

Overhaul Is A Jerk Protocol has been activated.

GEOKU: what

Server Closing For Maintenance…

GEOKU: whAT tf did i miss guyS what is tHIS-

Server Has Been Closed For Maintenance.

Chapter Text

Tinker Hell: Question

Tinker Hell: Why are there only ten of us?

Tinker Hell: If the multiverse is infinite

Tinker Hell: Should there be a few more of us on here?

GEOKU: technically yes but also i just

GEOKU: dppnt want that

GEOKU: plesa dont ma ke m e think about that

Tinker Hell: Fine

Tinker Hell: I’ll ask one of the other smart ones

GEOKU: it also depends on it the multiverse acutally is infinite and the logistics of this chat which just

GEOKU: yeah

GEOKU: not thinking about that

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: The alternative is that there’s only eleven universes

Tinker Hell: One for each of us

Tinker Hell: And the us who started this

Tinker Hell: Assuming that it wasn’t one of us

Tinker Hell: And they’re just pretending not to know anything

GEOKU: theres a great many other variables and other potential scenarios

GEOKU: which is the problme im having in wanting to actually answer these quesitons

Tinker Hell: Other question

Tinker Hell: If there’s an infinite number of us

Tinker Hell: Is there a girl us?

Tinker Hell: Do you think we’re a cute girl?

GEOKU: if theres an infinite number of alternative versions i higly doubt that theres isnt a female verions of us

Tinker Hell: So…

GEOKU: i fshe’s cute likely depnds on if we’re cuute

Tinker Hell: We’re a what?

Tinker Hell: Seven out of ten?

Tinker Hell: Eight?

GEOKU: i don’t measure mysef by numbers

GEOKU: there is very mch such a thing as a stndard for beuty, but it’s set by a mixture of naturla selection nd geentic fitness, and personal choices

GEOKU: no numbers 

Tinker Hell: That your fancy way of saying you don’t want to guess?

GEOKU: it my fancy way of saying i dont care and i dont want to date

GEOKU: my future is in the desert

GEOKU: or on amountain somehwere

GEOKU: ideally

GEOKU: probably wont happen bc im apparentl y not alloed to just heck off from moral obligations 

Tinker Hell: Moral obligations suck

GEOKU: oh, oh they reallly do

GEOKU: like ah yes an whole indivivdula with their own life

GEOKU: time to screw it p for everyone and force them int o thing shtye dont want

Tinker Hell: So…

Tinker Hell: Working on anything cool at the moment?

Tinker Hell: I am surprisingly terrible at small talk

GEOKU: what amood

Tinker Hell: Or not that surprising

Tinker Hell: Depending on who you ask

GEOKU: at the mmomemtn

GEOKU: im working on a number of things with a couple of my schoolmantes quirks

GEOKU: ashidos especially

GEOKU: it’s under the guise of helping them train but ha no  

GEOKU: its really for science and also the only thing i can distract myself from my ever increasing anf impending spiral into a career path i dont want

Tinker Hell: Neat

Tinker Hell: About the science

Tinker Hell: Not about the career path you don’t want

Tinker Hell: That’s not neat

GEOKU: yeah ha no its not. Bit like my mineral display atmm. Wbu? Anyhting interesting

Tinker Hell: Well the support department keeps asking me to help them with their equipment

Tinker Hell: Something about it being easier for me to just climb in rather than take it apart and fix it the normal way

Tinker Hell: But not much going on personally

Tinker Hell: Was bored

Tinker Hell: Started thinking about what weird other version of us there might be out there

GEOKU: fair enough

GEOKU: it would be interesting to see what you could achieve with your quirk

GEOKU: what are the deails of it exactly? If you dont mind my askign

Tinker Hell: I “snap” between sizes

Tinker Hell: One second I’m normal sized

Tinker Hell: Next I’m a tiny pixie

Tinker Hell: Somehow skipping the in between parts of actually getting to that size

GEOKU: interesting

Tinker Hell: Yeah

Tinker Hell: Not sure how that works either

GEOKU: some sort of compaction? Does your mass change? Do youu have other abilities or mutations? Or perhaps some sort of interdimensional or spatial situation where your atoms not in use int he smaller fomr are somhow stored for you to safely reform with later? If so, why the predetermined, inflexible sizes? Fascinating. Are you sure you arent the god izuku?

Tinker Hell: Like I said

Tinker Hell: Not sure about the actual mechanics

Tinker Hell: Pretty sure I’m not a god

Tinker Hell: Not yet at least

Tinker Hell: Might be able to “snap” my way out of the universe if I tried hard enough

Tinker Hell: But I would rather not try

Tinker Hell: ...Again…

GEOKU: if you have a sort of spatial or interdimensional quirk hen yes it might be posslbe. Maybe you could meet one of he other us’s as has been suggested. But no. no i dont hink  its a good idea to attempt. Again, you siad?

Tinker Hell: Okay

Tinker Hell: I wasn’t trying to leave the universe

Tinker Hell: I was trying to see if I could “snap” through a wall

Tinker Hell: So I either had a concussion

Tinker Hell: Or I nearly fell out of the universe

Tinker Hell: Because I saw some weird stuff

Tinker Hell: It was very…

Tinker Hell: ...Colorful

GEOKU: so you were conscious, and couldd see or in some form sense your surroundings. Interesting. 

Tinker Hell: Other oddities of my Quirk include the ability to breathe

Tinker Hell: I’m pretty sure the average human isn’t meant to be shrunken down and still be capable of breathing normally

Tinker Hell: Ants and stuff can breathe just fine

Tinker Hell: But they’re meant to be that small

GEOKU: possible modifcations to the respiratory system?

Tinker Hell: Makes sense

Tinker Hell: I get pointy ears and wings

Tinker Hell: That actually work

Tinker Hell: Why not change up my internal organs as well?

GEOKU: itts not my forte

GEOKU: but you would mke a fascinating biomechanical study

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: If you can work out how I can send whatever information you need over this thing

Tinker Hell: Then sure

Tinker Hell: Don’t see why not

GEOKU: being that it not my forte i would require a period of study before hand and design a methodology for you to carry out

GEOKU: likely a series of tests of a number of things and as i cant be there to supervise i can’t motnitor the degree of accuracy, precision or reliability, not to mention safety during testing, as well as gettting your rhands on relavent equipment

GEOKU: so it unfortunately itsn’t liekly but if you ever do have a run in with an expert or discover something new, do let me know

Tinker Hell: Sounds like a good idea

Tinker Hell: So…

Tinker Hell: Am I currently in the lead for “most likely to leave their own universe”?

Tinker Hell: Neat

GEOKU: yes

GEOKU: being that we know nothing about god us

Tinker Hell: If God Us is one of us

Tinker Hell: And is just pretending that they don’t know anything

Tinker Hell: Who do you think it is?

GEOKU: at current

GEOKU: you.

Tinker Hell: Nearly leave the universe (or get a concussion) one time

Tinker Hell: And suddenly people think you’re god

GEOKU: its the best hypothesis i have, my firiend

Tinker Hell: Fair enough

Tinker Hell: I think my Quirk violates a few laws of physics anyway

Tinker Hell: On a related note

Tinker Hell: I think my ears are getting pointier

GEOKU: is that a recent trend? Something to do with adolescence or any other new developments with you or you quirk, proobably

Tinker Hell: As I said

Tinker Hell: I think they’re getting pointier

Tinker Hell: I haven’t exactly kept track of how pointy my ears are

Tinker Hell: Might just be paranoid

Tinker Hell: Hope it’s just that

Tinker Hell: Otherwise I’m going to look like an elf

GEOKU: huh. I this happeing in yuor normal/large form?

Tinker Hell: Yes

Tinker Hell: That is what I’m referring to

Tinker Hell: I think my big form is getting pointier ears

GEOKU: i wonder  if they convey some sort of nehanced ability

GEOKU: likee. Why.  some sort of advantage that haas to do with yoour quirk?

Tinker Hell: My hearing is better when small that I think it should be

Tinker Hell: I’m pretty sure someone as small as I tend to be shouldn’t be able to hear that good

Tinker Hell: Not superhuman

Tinker Hell: But certainly better than I think it should be

GEOKU: could you hear frequa\encies outside the normal human range?

Tinker Hell: Never tried

Tinker Hell: Wonder if I could find an app that helps me test that?

GEOKU: possibly. Proabbly. Maybe tryy out  a dog whistle or something.

Tinker Hell: Why is there no dog whistle app?

Tinker Hell: But four cat whistle apps?

Tinker Hell: WHY DO CATS EVEN NEED WHISTLES?!

GEOKU: you app store ha sbeen hacked by feline

Tinker Hell: I’m pretty sure that’s impossible

Tinker Hell: Feline doesn’t have the attention span to hack me

GEOKU: never underestimate a cat

Tinker Hell: Why even would he?

Tinker Hell: Beyond annoying me on the chance I go looking for dog whistle apps?

GEOKU: i dot pretend to undertsna the wways of the other us’s

Tinker Hell: Fair enough

Tinker Hell: …

Tinker Hell: I just realized something important

GEOKU: the necessity of scientific literacy?

Tinker Hell: No

GEOKU: aw

Tinker Hell: The fact that our phones probably hold small wormholes inside them

Tinker Hell: What happens if I break my phone?

GEOKU: that, or there some sort of wormhole they’re interacting with the wavelengths of, or

GEOKU: oher things i cant think o rn bc physiics hurts

Tinker Hell: Just making sure I’m not holding a nuke

Tinker Hell: Because I’d hate to die

Tinker Hell: And spend the rest of eternity being told “hey remember when you blew up the city” by everyone I know

GEOKU: that would suck

GEOKU: but you’d be dead so it’s a bit pointless to complain at that point

Tinker Hell: You really think that would stop some of the people we know?

Tinker Hell: At least one of them would find a way to annoy me after death out of sheer spite

GEOKU: maybe you wouldnt die you just be transporte somewhere

GEOKU: tbh tho you’d probably die

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: If a copy of your city falls on top of you

Tinker Hell: You have a suspect list

GEOKU: a complete one?

GEOKU: how sure cn we be, reallly?

Tinker Hell: You have some suspects

Tinker Hell: But if my phone is about to explode

Tinker Hell: I promise to try and drop something less damaging than a city on you

GEOKU: thank you

GEOKU: i apprecite it

Tinker Hell: You’re welcome

Tinker Hell: Hey

Tinker Hell: You’re thing is seismic waves?

Tinker Hell: Right?

Tinker Hell: How accurate is that?

GEOKU: yes and no not exactly

GEOKU: and it depends on the substtrate.

GEOKU: it’s technically a highly specialised sound quirk but essentially llike any other quirk that uses kinetic waves

Tinker Hell: Huh

Tinker Hell: How’s that relate to your work?

GEOKU: at the moment it’s best used for surveillance. I can sense movements and vibrations, as well as measuring the density, shape and composition of the object or substrate i target. Very usefull for underground or geological surveys but apparently aso hero wotk. Im working on weaponising it.

Tinker Hell: Interesting

Tinker Hell: Good thing you’re a geologist

Tinker Hell: Are you a geologist?

Tinker Hell: I don’t think I’ve ever actually asked

GEOKU: well. Im not employed if thats what your asking. Im still a student at UA. but that doesnt mean i dont have my hobbies/projects. Or contacts. Or academic reputation. Being that im at japans best hero school, however, the time for that gets eaten up quickly.

GEOKU: like I said. Career path i didnt intend to follow, yanno.

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: Hope it all works out in the end

Tinker Hell: Random question

GEOKU: is it pertaiin to the unintentional career track bc i dont really

GEOKU: wanna talk about that its a dead horse for me rn. 

Tinker Hell: No

Tinker Hell: I was going to ask if you had any medical training

GEOKU: absolutely onn except fr geenral guidleines for a fielld trip and safety

GEOKU: you havent injured yourself have you

GEOKU: pls god izu, let it be a lie

Tinker Hell: Nah

Tinker Hell: Someone else did it for me

GEOKU: potnentially i could bury them. literally.

Tinker Hell: 1) wrong universe

Tinker Hell: 2) just wanted to know if I can set my own nose back in place

Tinker Hell: Someone hit me in the face with a golf ball

GEOKU: how in the heck did you get int hat situation

GEOKU: why

GEOKU: it depends how it hit, i think. I dont know, ive never broken a nose. Did it hit upwards? As in toward the inside of your skull? 

Tinker Hell: Yeah

Tinker Hell: I think

Tinker Hell: Tinker wasn’t really paying attention

Tinker Hell: Because I was chatting on my phone

GEOKU: and yet here you are

GEOKU: still

GEOKU: holy heck man find someone that knows what they’re doing

Tinker Hell: It’s two in the morning

Tinker Hell: Where am I going to find someone to help me set my nose?

GEOKU: whY DI YOU get hit at two in the moRNING 

Tinker Hell: DON’T BLAME ME!

Tinker Hell: BLAME WHOEVER IT WAS WITH THE GOLF BALL!

GEOKU: what are you doing and why are you doing it

GEOKU: istg if you’re a vigilante

GEOKU: and you went out without face protection

Tinker Hell: Not a vigilante

Tinker Hell: That’s one of the others

Tinker Hell: Or maybe a few of the others

Tinker Hell: Too tired to remember right now

GEOKU: yeah, theres more thna one of us

GEOKU: if youre hit hard enough upward, shards of bone can cause internla damage

GEOKU: worse case scenario they can be sent up into the brain and kill you but ur fully conscious so i dont think thats a problem

Tinker Hell: Thanks for the warning about a thing I wasn’t worried about

GEOKU: anytime, tinker

GEOKU: ar there any 24 hr clinics or a hospital nearby?

Tinker Hell: Didn’t even see who it was that got me

Tinker Hell: I think the drug dealer down the block used to be a nurse

Tinker Hell: He could probably set it

GEOKU: on a scale of local pothead to cartel member how dodgy is he

Tinker Hell: He’s fine

Tinker Hell: Only one person ever died after taking his drugs

Tinker Hell: And they struck by lightning

Tinker Hell: So I’m probably safe

Tinker Hell: Unless he’s figured out how to use drugs to summon lightning bolts

Tinker Hell: In which case I think I have more pressing concerns than a broken nose

GEOKU: just

GEOKU: just go fix your nose tink

GEOKU: i dont think anybody is gonna blame you for not eexpecting to get electrocute dby a nurse drug dealer

Tinker Hell: Fine

Tinker Hell: I’ll do it the legal way

Tinker Hell: There’s an all night restaurant near here

Tinker Hell: I know the guy at the drive-through

Tinker Hell: He’ll set my nose

GEOKU: more reliably than a nurse willl?

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: There’s no chance he’ll try to kill me

Tinker Hell: So it’s safer

Tinker Hell: Still going to cost me ten dollars in take-out food

Tinker Hell: But at least I won’t get struck by drug summoned lightning

GEOKU: i thought you were joking aboutt aking that seriously

GEOKU:  at this point i think you should just get iitset somehow and thn see a doctor in the morning

Tinker Hell: Nah

Tinker Hell: It’s fine

Tinker Hell: I can’t even feel it

GEOKU: thats possibly not a good sign

Tinker Hell: I am on really good painkillers

Tinker Hell: That unfortunately cause insomnia

Tinker Hell: It’s why I’m wandering the streets at two in the morning

GEOKU: why

GEOKU: are you on painkillers that causeinsomnia

Tinker Hell: I told you

Tinker Hell: I crashed into the wall

Tinker Hell: Nearly fell out of the universe?

Tinker Hell: That was like

Tinker Hell: Two days ago

GEOKU: i dont hink you mentioned it was that recent??

Tinker Hell: Or maybe it wasn’t?

Tinker Hell: I don’t know

Tinker Hell: Sleep deprivation is not good for long term memory

Tinker Hell: Two days ago

Tinker Hell: Two years ago

Tinker Hell: Can’t remember right now

GEOKU: just ask the restaurant for some ice or something to bring the swelling down or whatever i dont think thyelll be able to set it properly

Tinker Hell: But I’d need to buy a drink with my ice

Tinker Hell: And I left my money at home

GEOKU: so why did you want to go to the restaurnat??!

Tinker Hell: Really good painkillers

Tinker Hell: And lack of sleep

GEOKU: just go home

GEOKU: go home, get some ice from there. See if theres anything helpful in the first aid kit.

Tinker Hell: Honestly it’s amazing that I can even carry this conversation

GEOKU: you should not go outside at night liek this

GEOKU: tthat was a terrible decision

Tinker Hell: It seemed like a good idea at the time

Tinker Hell: The doctor was being loud

Tinker Hell: So I went for a walk

GEOKU: the doctor

Tinker Hell: I think I escaped from a hospital

GEOKU: you came from a hospital, but considered both a drug dealer and a restaurant worker to help you with your nose as well as myself, before you considered just. Going back to the hospital.

GEOKU: go back to the hospital.

Tinker Hell: Okay

Tinker Hell: But first

Tinker Hell: You need to tell me something

GEOKU: is it ‘go back to the hospital’ again

Tinker Hell: No

Tinker Hell: I need you to tell me where I am

Tinker Hell: It’s dark

Tinker Hell: And I think I took a taxi here

Tinker Hell: Wonder how I paid for that?

GEOKU: are you serIOUS

GEOKU: I cant tell you im in a different dimension! My city might not even be the same as urs

Tinker Hell: Technically I think the word is “Universe”

Tinker Hell: Or “Alternate Earth”

GEOKU: irrelevant!

GEOKU: what does it look like.

Tinker Hell: Like a beach

GEOKU: any better descriptors

Tinker Hell: There’s a pile of garbage taller than I am

GEOKU: youre at dagobah.

Tinker Hell: Made exclusively out of toasters

GEOKU: mine has a toaster pile, too.

Tinker Hell: Why are they all the same brand?

Tinker Hell: Who is throwing out so many toasters of the same brand?

Tinker Hell: And who came to this beach and organized them into a pile?

GEOKU: just use the map app on your phone. Dagobah beach to whatever hospital youre at.

Tinker Hell: As soon as I find my phone

Tinker Hell: I will

Tinker Hell: ...

Tinker Hell: Wow

Tinker Hell: Even I noticed that’s wrong

Tinker Hell: When I get back to the hospital I’m asking for new painkillers

GEOKU: yeah, i think thats a good idea

GEOKU: if only for my own sanity’s sake

Tinker Hell: Surprised none of the others turned up for this conversation

Tinker Hell: We’ve been going for ages

GEOKU: they may or may not be asleep. I dont know. Do our timezones match exactly? Is it 2am for everyone?

Tinker Hell: Not sure

Tinker Hell: I think we should try not to do more interdimensional science

Tinker Hell: After that time Feliine tried to push Fenrir into the water with the power of his mind

GEOKU: surely that didnt work

Tinker Hell: Inconclusive

Tinker Hell: Someone else pushed Fenrir into the water

Tinker Hell: And Feline spent three weeks trying to replicate it on the rest of us

Tinker Hell: Convinced that he’d somehow managed to send the command to push Fenrir across universes

GEOKU: it was probably a coincidence

GEOKU: i hope it was a coincidence

GEOKU: im somewhat glad i mmissed that

GEOKU: hows that progress on your journey to the hospital

Tinker Hell: On my way

Tinker Hell: Should only take me another ten minutes

Tinker Hell: Assuming I don’t get lost

GEOKU: ah damn

GEOKU: okay ive gtg for like 5 mins

GEOKU: tops

GEOKU: butwill brb lemme gknow when ur at the hospital

GEOKU is offline.

Tinker Hell: Good news: I found the hospital

Tinker Hell: Bad news: I’m on a rooftop across the road

GEOKU is online.

GEOKU: bakc holy shilzzle

GEOKU: what

GEOKU: tink what

GEOKU: why

GEOKU: atre you ojke

GEOKU: if you die like this illl kill yiu get odwn

Tinker Hell is offline.

GEOKU: oh my god.

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FatiguedFerret: guys I just realized octopuses are wet spiders

Tinker Hell: They are not

Tinker Hell: They’re wet noodle monsters

Tinker Hell: At least pretend to be accurate

FatiguedFerret: accurate? i know not of that word.  

GEOKU: they are not at all like spiders

GEOKU: theyre not even a little bit related

GEOKU: fossil record nad phlyogenetics says no

Tinker Hell: Your teachers must hate you

FatiguedFerret: actually they love me

FatiguedFerret: also no one has ever been in an empty room ever thought of that

Tinker Hell: So…

Tinker Hell: What’s up with everyone?

Tinker Hell: Anything interesting happened recently?

FatiguedFerret: uhhhh theres like this sports thing at my school rn. some of my friends  competed. do yall have a guy named ‘mezo’ or ‘tenya’?

GEOKU: got a ginat f off migraine fomr some mines

GEOKU: didnt even need to detonate em thats just my quirk at work

GEOKU: what kind of psycho tries to bomb a bunch of highschoolers at the start of the school year

Tinker Hell: More and more I’m glad I just shrunk down and rode Tenko to victory

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: Somewhere south of tenth place

GEOKU: got both of those guys. Shouji’s p cool. Iida. uh. Runs on orange juiec. 

Tinker Hell: How does that even work?

FatiguedFerret: wth orange juice? ig in every realm tenya likes juice 

GEOKU: yeah i got  no idea. Maybe smth to do with the sugar. 

FatiguedFerret: mine really likes natural juice, like apple or orange juice.

FatiguedFerret: glad to know mezo is always calm lololol hes the voice of reason in my club

Tinker Hell: So

Tinker Hell: Geo

Tinker Hell: You got blown up by landmines?

FatiguedFerret: right, so, dude what the hell.   

GEOKU: nope. But they tried, the bastards.

GEOKU: thought they could get past myquirk and they were wrrooong

GEOKU: rebonud of the density of som many of them freaking sucks though i got 0 idea on what the heck those were made with it was insane  

Tinker Hell: I saw those

Tinker Hell: Someone throw Todoroki into one

FatiguedFerret: sometimes i get really fascinated by all this quirk stuff.. almost makes me want to transfer to DnA studies or smth. 

FatiguedFerret: but i enjoy graphic designs.

FatiguedFerret: todoroki? like that famous actors son? Enderpearl or whatever?

GEOKU: he probably deserved it. Ive never liked him. Nothing to do with the freaky very much not mendelian genetics hee has, i swear

Tinker Hell: Endeavour’s an actor in your world?

Tinker Hell: Weird

FatiguedFerret: ah endeavour… thats the name. ugh hes a prick, but his sons p cute ig

Tinker Hell: Eh

Tinker Hell: 7/10

FatiguedFerret: i would 10/10 take that guy out. whether with a pistol or a date, i havent decided yet. 

GEOKU: yuckyy

Tinker Hell: Problem with dating Todoroki is that you’d have to deal with his family

Tinker Hell: And every member of his family that I’ve met is more trouble than one kinda cute guy’s worth

GEOKU: i woul drather noltmeet the family tbh

Tinker Hell: Do you have that Endeavour Interview where he set the cameraman on fire in your world?

GEOKU: no but i got one wher e he blasted the interview couch on his way out

GEOKU: asshat

Tinker Hell: There is no way that Todoroki is worth dealing with that

Tinker Hell: And besides

Tinker Hell: I have Tenko

FatiguedFerret: did he like, compete in your race-y lil sports festival? I thought about entering, but like, im not exactly strong in sports lmao its today tho

GEOKU: todoroki? Yes. all hero studeents participate.

FatiguedFerret: wait its not optional for you to opt out? 

FatiguedFerret: what kind of school do you go to

Tinker Hell: I was conscripted

Tinker Hell: Literally

GEOKU: same hat

GEOKU: you show off on time and suddel ythey wan t to decied your whole goddmn life for their own ebenfit i didnt even want to be in the hero course

FatiguedFerret: did yall get like kidnapped? That happened to me once too lol

Tinker Hell: Not “kidnapped”

Tinker Hell: “Threatened with expulsion if we didn’t turn up”

Tinker Hell: Is much more accurate

FatiguedFerret: wth.  bro is that,,, legal?

Tinker Hell: According to Aizawa-Sensei

Tinker Hell: “UA isn’t shackled to the norms of other academies”

Tinker Hell: So yes

GEOKU: you got kidnaPPED?‘Lol’ they say wth

GEOKU: I have some…

GEOKU: special circumstcens and may or may not have been strongarmed into enrolment let alone the bleeding festival

FatiguedFerret: oh this guy in this bird mask tried to?? abduct me?? dont worry they didnt get too far lol 

FatiguedFerret: they kept talking about this like,,, what was it…

nob,, sob,, is Online.

nod,, sob,,: y,, y’all,, y all, i’m s, s obbing a gain what do y ou m ean k idnap pping

FatiguedFerret:... uhhhhh… right!! It was like, ‘for the good of the world’ or smth. they had this little girl with them too...

GEOKU: not a fan of that.

nod,, sob,,: t hat is t he wwors t wh,, h you are o ka y rig ht ???

FatiguedFerret: dw I broke the lock they had,,, this blond guy took a bullet from me tho that was big yikes

FatiguedFerret:turns out they were some big time gang with really shot to hell motivations

Tinker Hell: We’re competing in the junior division of the Murder-Death-Kill

Tinker Hell: And Ferret is being attacked by the mob

Tinker Hell: And you keep saying our worlds are dangerous

nod,, sob,,: y y,, yeah,, Ferret w had da h ell 

GEOKU: ^^^

FatiguedFerret: it wasnt that bad, its not like I was stuck there, just had to wait it out lmao

FatiguedFerret: they actually werent mean, just really,,,, intense?

GEOKU: i feel like you arent taking this as seriousy as you shoul dbe

nod,, sob,,: b ut at least w hen I get attacked b y a mob I can cry really hard at them!! And they’ll usually stop!! 

nod,, sob,,: Oh thank the gods I’m not crying anymore finally.

GEOKU: that’s good. 

Tinker Hell: Even for you it can’t be healthy to lose that much fluid

Tinker Hell: So try not to cry too much

FatiguedFerret: i mean, i didnt get hurt, in the end so its probably finee

FatiguedFerret: also where do you even get that water? do you have to drink that amount?? what happens when you dehydrate? do youjust,,, stop crying?

FatiguedFerret: does the water like, multiply somewhere??

FatiguedFerret: where do you even store it all??

GEOKU: if youre about to start saing it uses your blodd after the water rruns out imma about to teleport to your location

Tinker Hell: You can’t teleport across universes

Tinker Hell: We’ve tried

GEOKU: oh, i know. But im sufe there  are wyas . 

FatiguedFerret: teleportation doesn’t work with the laws of physics, but then again youre in some fancy super-powered world...

Tinker Hell: It led to me wandering around at two in the morning being attacked by golf balls

Tinker Hell: “laws of physics” stopped mattering when the question of “where does all my mass go” didn’t get answered

nod,, sob,,: I mean, I try not to cry too much? I’ve got extra water storage on my arms and stuff like,, have you seen those camping packs that hold water? Those are on my arms. I do drink a load more water than anyone else though.

nod,, sob,,: But. I don’t know what happens when I run out of water. I just constantly have jugs of water in my room and on my person.

FatiguedFerret: oh thank lord

FatiguedFerret: so you drink the amount you cry??

FatiguedFerret: damn you should be careful :// i dont think you exactly want to know what happens, what if its bad???

nod,, sob,,: It probably is bad. I’ve been getting better, at least! UA’s been helping out with that. 

FatiguedFerret: thats one thing to be glad about

FatiguedFerret: the festivals starting… wish me luck.

nod,, sob,,: Talk to you later, Ferret!! Stay safe. And please don’t get attacked by any more mobs.

Tinker Hell: Seeya

GEOKU: gtg

nod,, sob,,: Cool cool- I’ve gotta head off too anyways.

FatiguedFerret is Offline.

Tinker Hell is Offline.

GEOKU is Offline.

nod,, sob,, is Offline.

Tinker Hell is Online.

Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: That was exhausting

Tinker Hell: I am so glad I did well in PE at my last school…

Tinker Hell: And I appear to be the only one here

Tinker Hell: I am the best Izuku

Tinker Hell: Speak now if you disagree

nod,, sob,, is Online.

nod,, sob,,: I’m partial to Ferret because the tired energy is more relatable than tiny fairy gremlin energy.

Tinker Hell: Not a fairy

Tinker Hell: I’m a pixie

Tinker Hell: Don’t be rude

nod,, sob,,: Pixies are just gremlin fairies in our stories.

Tinker Hell: Your stories are rude

nod,, sob,,: Different ‘verse, different stories. I would like to present the fact that until this chat most of my world’s folks didn’t even know pixies and fairies might exist .

Tinker Hell: Wait

Tinker Hell: Do you think I’m really a magical creature?

Tinker Hell: Because I’m not

nod,, sob,,: … i never said i was a smart izuku.

Tinker Hell: But if I was a magical creature

Tinker Hell: I’d clearly be a pixie

Tinker Hell: Not a fairy

nod,, sob,,: We’re back at the fact that you have a very strong gremlin fairy vibe.

Tinker Hell: PIXIE!

Tinker Hell: Not fairy

nod,, sob,,: Pixies! Are! Gremlin! Fairies!

Tinker Hell: That’s offensive to gremlins!

nod,, sob,,: Oh crud,, s orry,,

nod,, sob,,: w ait no go b ack ghh i g otta g o Och ako stole m y water bo ttle earli er

Tinker Hell: Why would someone steal your water?

Tinker Hell: You need that because of how much you cry

nod,, sob,,: i h ad anot her one b ut i dr annk it all l

nod,, sob,,: i’ ll be b ack in  amm oment

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Green_Fenrir: What’s happening? My phone blew up with notifications?

Tinker Hell: We’re competing for the chance to…

Tinker Hell: Be impressive?

Tinker Hell: They were kinda vague on that point

Green_Fenrir: ¬_¬ hmmmm 

Tinker Hell: Hmmmm?

Green_Fenrir: I just don’t know what to say. I’ve been busy training for the Sports Festival.

Green_Fenrir: Kaachan and I are determined to win 1st and 2nd

Tinker Hell: Awesome

Tinker Hell: I’m aiming for “not going out like a loser”

Tinker Hell: Because my Quirk isn’t exactly the most offensively orientated

Green_Fenrir: Just… fly into their nose or something? 

Tinker Hell: That’s just gross

Green_Fenrir: But it would work? Or like fly into their eyes and blind them with fairy dust. 

Tinker Hell: You know that I don’t actually have dust related powers

Tinker Hell: Right?

Green_Fenrir: Right sorry… I keep forgetting. I’m out of ideas then.

Green_Fenrir: I still say the flying into the nose/ear/eye works.

Tinker Hell: The problem is that everyone that I’d try that on knows I’d try that

Tinker Hell: And I don’t want to get blasted at point blank range by an explosion while I’m tiny

Green_Fenrir: Well how fast can you fly? You can fly right? 

Tinker Hell: Of course I can fly

Tinker Hell: I have wings!

Green_Fenrir: why not work with your speed? Go faster, fly circles around them and just basically make em dizzy?

Tinker Hell: Have you met Bakugo Katsuki?

Tinker Hell: You really think I can make him dizzy by flying in circles?

Green_Fenrir: Course I have met Kaachan, we’re best friends. But like you said and I quote: “not going out like a loser” so I’m trying to help you think up options to avoid being eliminated first

Tinker Hell: I should have snuck in a rocket launcher

Tinker Hell: The Support Department students like me

Tinker Hell: They’d have let me borrow one

Green_Fenrir: well hindsight is 20/20. I need to go now, All Might is standing near the door. I think he wants to give me some advice. 

Tinker Hell: Tell him that Izuku says “hi”

Tinker Hell: I want to know how he reacts

Green_Fenrir: HA right ok. My first match is against Ibara so I’ll do that and then tell him, make it seem like I’m delirious from a hard hit. 

Tinker Hell: Have fun

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FatiguedFerret: what’d i miss

FatiguedFerret: tenya accidentally crashed into one of those leg vault things

FatiguedFerret: he continued ‘running’ for a few seconds before his brain computed

FatiguedFerret: and it was absolutely hilarious- we are waiting for them to set up the next stage

GEOKU is Online.

GEOKU: our idda got used as a tech ad for 10 minutes on a live broadcast battle stage

FatiguedFerret: god imagine the humiliation

FatiguedFerret: tell him “izuku” sends him sympathy

FatiguedFerret: ...or something

GEOKU: told him he had my condolences bc talking in the third person woud really lower my status in the class

GEOKU: he looked like he was gonna cry so idk if i shoul dhave

GEOKU: could have been because i just finished talking to hatsume about her products though

GEOKU: i dont really now iid very well ive mostly only talked quirks wit him

FatiguedFerret: thats fair lmao

FatiguedFerret: i guess the intelligence standards in your yueii are higher then mine.

FatiguedFerret: to be fair, your schools are about heroing… our schools are about like

FatiguedFerret: creative arts or something; in midterms im fairly sure we lost more braincells then we learn

GEOKU: idk if thats true its more like i just havent innteracted wiht anyonee outside f mina. Excppet for classwork or quirks. I still mainly only talk to mina for quirks

Green_Fenrir: Yo so I was almost choked to death by a plant.

GEOKU: …..of courseee you wer are you ok?

FatiguedFerret: why am i still surprised

FatiguedFerret: but yeah are you okay

Green_Fenrir: I must clarify, not a plant but Ibara’s hair, same difference. Yeah I’m cool. A bit scratched up, but I won. Also dirt tastes awful.

FatiguedFerret: excuse me dirt is delicious; depends on what type i guess. age is also a factor, i’ve heard.

GEOKU: dirt’s not that delicious please do not eat dirt r go around licking r chewing on things you dont understand the chemical composition of thats dangerous

GEOKU: it’s poor practice

FatiguedFerret: yum yum mud pies

Green_Fenrir: Dirt is very much not delicious. Though I admit I like the texture of sand on my fangs sometimes. 

FatiguedFerret: i must follow all the expectations of once being a child are you telling me you never ate dirt

FatiguedFerret: i’d honestly be surprised; the generations grow more reckless by second 

GEOKU: oh nno ive eaten dirt

GEOKU: ive eaten considerable amounts of dirt

GEOKU: metaphorical and literally

GEOKU: and i dont recommend both based on experience and also for safety reasons

FatiguedFerret: also probably common sense but

FatiguedFerret: just because common sense exists doesnt mean i actively practice it lmao

Green_Fenrir: I feel like a hypocrite saying this but... you worry me.

FatiguedFerret: right back at you

FatiguedFerret: also sadly

FatiguedFerret: I tend to be the rational mom fr- wait no thats a lie

FatiguedFerret: tenyas the rational one but he also likes orange juice more then apple juice so

GEOKU: i wouldnt recommend anyone go around tasting sediment unless they actually know its not going to poison them

Green_Fenrir: I have very strong stomach acids, I can mostly eat anything. Doesn’t mean I do that on purpose though. 

GEOKU: its an unlikely scenario but how confident are you that your survive lead or mercury poinsoning

GEOKU: asking for a friend

FatiguedFerret: when i was like 5

FatiguedFerret: I ate like three canisters of lead 

FatiguedFerret: I thought it was crappy candy 

Green_Fenrir: I’m confident about the mercury. I chomped through an old fashioned mercury thermometer because my quirk thought it was a great time to manifest when I was a child. 

GEOKU: ferret was that lead or was ot graphit thats pretty concerning

FatiguedFerret: I mean it said lead but you know im not dead so maybe they were lying

GEOKU: im pretty sure they lied

GEOKU: and fenrir thats nto the bestw ay to discover a quirk but yay you!!! No affect of bioaccumuation and magnification for you!! I wonder how it works and why?

FatiguedFerret: who knows maybe I developed immunity or something stupid like that

FatiguedFerret: the next spider-m

FatiguedFerret: i mean.. mutated superhero 

FatiguedFerret: wait you guys have quirks due to like, mutation right

Green_Fenrir: I mean it’s not like I chomped on it on purpose. My gums were itchy and I was running a fever so my mother was taking my temp. Guess the itchy gums were because my human teeth fell out and out grew very sharp fangs. 

Green_Fenrir: That was a long day. 

GEOKU: i just started out with a buttload of migraines. Hyes, mutations.

FatiguedFerret: although i dont specialize in a world that shouldnt exist by all human laws i always assumed a rational way for quirks to happen is due to some random mutation that became like, a dominant allele in the genes or fixed or something

FatiguedFerret: which was then passed down and changed kinda like how gender is decided

FatiguedFerret: but instead of being a series of halves it was just a bunch of dna or..something

GEOKU: medical and academic records, or really records of any kind from during the firsts sevral decades of quirk development are patchy but we’ve been putting it together

GEOKU: it wasn;t te best time to be alive

Green_Fenrir: Yeah my quirk is a mutant type… though Quirk doctor’s are unsure. They say something is weird. 

Green_Fenrir: shoot I gotta go, the next round is starting and I’m fighting Shoto. 

GEOKU: oh, good luck

FatiguedFerret: bye fenrir

FatiguedFerret: but does this mean you guys are like

FatiguedFerret: those marvel heroes but more organized and less scientifically accurate

Green_Fenrir: Time to chomp myself some icicle. 

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Tinker Hell: Does anyone want to tell him that Todoroki can set things on fire as well?

FatiguedFerret: he w h a t

GEOKU: honestly idhave to talk to someone more informed i only have a rough understanding

GEOKU: quirk evolution on several levels is anomalous but it cant have happened if it wasn;t in some way governed by natural law

GEOKU: have fun chomping, fenrir. Hey tink, idk if he knws or  not but my todoroki only uses ice. He has fire but hes unlikel yy to fight wiht it so im not sure it matters?

Tinker Hell: I’ve only seen him do it once

Tinker Hell: And I’m pretty sure that was an accident

FatiguedFerret: quick topic change because they are almost done setting up for the next stage 

FatiguedFerret: apparently most of it was done but some douche decided to light a part of the obstacle course on fire

FatiguedFerret: but out of curiosity

FatiguedFerret: do you know anything about the level of evolution your space programs are or did they shut those down

FatiguedFerret: the space programs here are improving at a good pace so im wondering if it was just shoved aside when quirks came

Tinker Hell: There was talk of making a moon base a while back

Tinker Hell: But a lot of stuff like that was put aside when the first wave of supervillains turned up

Tinker Hell: More important things to focus grants and funds on I guess

GEOKU: pretty much the same here, things really took a break while we dealt with the near total annihilation of civilisation

GEOKU: theyve been kicking back up for a little while though

GEOKU: we’re sending a new probe to titan, this one has better flying capabilities than the last. Dragonfly died decades ago and a lot of the data we had was lost so

FatiguedFerret: dammit i was hoping that since it has been a couple of decades (centuries..?) you’d have some certain quirk based astronauts in mars or even the sun or other, colder planets

FatiguedFerret: maybe even explored blackholes or new planets or other galaxies

GEOKU: it’s being looked at

GEOKU: we have prgograms in australia, africa and america looking at methods for carrying out extraterrestrial field surveys in earth analogue environments, accounting for quirk protocols and safety

GEOKU: pretty sure theyre working ona few in antarctica too

Tinker Hell: There was a petition a while back to send a hero to the moon for extended living arrangements

Tinker Hell: Does that count?

FatiguedFerret: okay but does that mean a l i e n s

Tinker Hell: I mean

Tinker Hell: The dude looked sort of like an alien

Tinker Hell: And there were those weird radio signals last year

FatiguedFerret: oh hell y es 

FatiguedFerret: we could have actual bigfoot and mothmans

Tinker Hell: I know a mothman

Tinker Hell: He plays bass

FatiguedFerret: we could have loch ness monsters

Tinker Hell: He’s absolutely terrible at it

FatiguedFerret: and maybe dinosaurs- so many possibilities

Tinker Hell: But he plays bass

FatiguedFerret: god im so excited for yall honestly

GEOKU: i dont think those are what will be found, but the drake equation has been known for many, many decades

GEOKU: you ever heard fo the fermi paradox??

GEOKU: its been unlikely for quite some time that we’re alone. There should be civilisations everywhere, accridnng to the drake equationand the copernican principle and we should have found evidence of them by now and yet e havent

GEOKU: some have proposed a ‘great filter’ - an evolutionary leap that has to be taken to reach the level of a galactic civilisatikon and that it may lie ahead of us, thus preventing the development of galactic civilisations

FatiguedFerret: i feel smarter just reading that

Tinker Hell: ...that’s not how evolution works though...

FatiguedFerret: but also they finished setting up i should go now lmao

FatiguedFerret: don’t blow up the place have fun debating

GEOKU: if thats the case we’ll face great calamity pretty soon

Tinker Hell: Evolution doesn’t give some people the ability to shoot explosions from their hands

Tinker Hell: And then give other people a shark fin on their head

GEOKU: by evolutionary leap i basically mean reaching the survival capability to survive events through to allowing a hypothetical species to reaching and exploiting a certain niche

GEOKU: tht niche in this case being space

FatiguedFerret: actually can you blow up gro-

FatiguedFerret: oh wait nvm

FatiguedFerret: anyways bye guys

Tinker Hell: More and more I want to actually meet you Geo

Tinker Hell: Just so I can see the conspiracy theory board you must have on your wall

GEOKU: the great filter is actually a serious hypothesis? It has been for some time

GEOKU: one part of the hypothesis was that the unnlikely evolutionary event actually occurred in our past.

GEOKU: e.g. the leap to mulitcellularitnvcfjd 

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Tinker Hell: Well

Tinker Hell: I’m off to fight someone

Tinker Hell: I wasn’t paying attention to who

Tinker Hell: So this should be a fun surprise

GEOKU: ahaha i forfeited

GEOKU: and yet istill have to fight

GEOKU: nOT an official match tho oh my god this is going to be awful

GEOKU: good luck, good bye, if you dont here from me it’s because iida kicked my teeth in and im in hospital

Tinker Hell: Catch you around then

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GEOKU: debiw shiybye

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