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---apocalypseArisen (AA) and arsenicCatnip (AC) began trolling tentacleTherapist (TT)---
AC: :33< hey rose
AC: :33< how would mew like to join trappists very first witch coven
TT: Given the nature of Trappist, I am nearly positive that yours is not the first.
TT: But rest assured that I have little interest in the heavily scented commercialism and pseudo-history one can find in most New Age stores.
AA: oh this isnt your average coven
AA: tomorrow were gonna summon an eldritch horror! 0u0
TT: ...Go on.
AC: :33< the two of us have been doing some research
AC: :33< apparently a pretty big name psychic saw a nyanster called her imperious condescension in her dream while she visited town
AA: that psychic was feferi peixes herself
TT: I believe I’m the one who runs a paranormal investigation show in these parts.
TT: If that hack had a vision of such a nature while in town, how did I not hear about it?
AC: :33< we miiiight have held her phone hostage
TT: You’re certainly willing to go to slightly more illegal lengths than I am.
TT: Inform me more in regards to the nature of this condescending imperialist.
AA: from the description she gives the monster is black like the void with countless tentacle like appendages that extend for all infinity
TT: Kinky.
AC: :33< she also has hot pink highlights
TT: And how exactly do you plan to summon this monstrosity?
AA: minor blood sacrifices and forbidden incantations
AA: the usual
AC: :33< mew could also feature this on cryptobusters
TT: You’ll have to give me some time before I do so.
TT: That would require some wrangling of my crewmates, which has proven to be slightly more on the difficult side as of late.
TT: I’ll try to keep you two posted.