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Kenma @applepi
Check out my new video: Breath of the Wild Playthrough Part 5 .
kenmas 10000th subscriber @hereforkenma
@applepi omg your voice is so relaxing this video!! it makes me want to fall asleep, but in a good way
Mari @kenmasknee
@applepi Did someone walk in while you were recording?? I swear I heard another voice…
Lia @kkenmastan
@kenmasknee @applepi yeah it definitely sounded like another voice, deeper than kenma’s… he never mentioned he had a roommate!
Axel @gamester
@kkenmastan @kenmasknee @applepi Well, it’s not like he reveals a lot about himself in general, so who really knows. He could have had a roommate this entier time and we wouldn’t have a clue.
Mari @kenmasknee
@gamester @kkenmastan @applepi Haha that’s definitely true! Kenma is really one of the more private YouTubers these days…. But I think it makes him even more intruiging! ;D
Lia @kkenmastan
now im really curious about the guy that walked in during kenmas video!! sometimes i wish we knew more about him....
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Kenma @applepi
Livestreaming Resident Evil 7. Join my stream here: twitch.com/d378493
jamie @kenmapis
omg THIS GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF KENMAS LIVESTREAM….
Mark @kkgames
WHO IS THAT DUDE?
Mari @kenmasknee
Wow, Kenma’s roommate is really cute…. I’m kind of jealous! ;)
Haru @gamerboy
The mystery deepened… a tall guy with black spiky hair just walked into Kenma’s room on stream! This is the first friend we’ve seen Kenma interact with on camera, and all he did was tell the guy to go away….
Lia @kenmastan
I’M STANNING KENMAS ROOMMATE, WHOS WITH ME?? TALL, DARK, AND MESSY HAIR pic.twitter.com/sj2938
Sara @knms
@kkenmastan LMFAO TALL DARK AND MESSY HAIR… I’M WITH YOU THOUGH HE’S HOT
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kuro.
Yes, sweetheart?
i told you not to come into my gaming room when i’m recording.
It was important!!!
you were bored.
What, is the mental welfare of your beloved boyfriend somehow not important now?
my fans saw you. they won’t stop talking about it now. i hate that kind of attention.
...I know, I know. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were still recording or I would’ve never done it. I know how much you hate that kind of attention.... And how much you don’t want people to know about us.
it’s not that i don’t want people to know. i wouldn’t mind either way. but now that i have subscribers, it’s like… it’ll be this whole big thing. it’ll be like i’m making a statement. and there will be so much attention. and i’ll hate the entire thing.
I know, kitten, I know. I won’t do it again. You can just tell them your best friend was over to visit. Because I mean, it’s the truth, in a way.
is it really called visiting when you moved all your stuff in six months ago and have yet to leave since
I’ve always said that home is where you are
And you’ve never stopped me
Besides, you brought me along with you to look at houses, and I helped you pick this one, so I took it as an open invitation. But if you want me to leave so bad, I guess I could find somewhere else…
don’t leave
Of course I won’t. I was just being an asshole
you always are
Thanks, baby. I appreciate it
Anyways, what are people saying about me?
that you’re hot
Ohoho? Tell me more ;)
- then your ego will get even bigger and you’ll be more annoying
Always so hurtful
i think that they suspect that i have a roommate
if that’s what you’d call it
Well, I’m not going to show up again, so....
They’ll probably forget about it. Don’t worry yourself too much
Come eat some dinner with me? It’s been a while since you ate last. I made pie for dessert
....
fine. let me get to a save point and i’ll be there
I love you
i love you too
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jamie @kenmapis
Think we managed to locate Kenma’s friend/potential roommate/really hot guy - @kurootetsurou!! His profile picture looks exactly like the guy who walked in…. Take a look!
Steve @kenmadefender
@kenmapis @kurootesturou Holy shit, you guys actually found him. I’m both in awe and disgust because that’s crazy high stalker levels.
Mari @kenmasknee
@kurootetsurou HI WE LOVE YOU (AND KENMA OF COURSE)
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
Hi everyone! I’m not Kenma’s roommate, actually - just his best friend who visits occasionally to make sure he’s eating and sleeping like a normal person. Thanks for all of your comments (even if some of them were a little bit creepy, I’m still flattered ;)).
Lia @kkenmastan
@kurootetsurou ARE YOU SINGLE??
Ani @kenmazzz
@kurootetsurou MARRY ME
Sam @kenken
@kurootetsurou do you have any photos of kenma? We’re all dying to know what he looks like, since he’s always wearing that weird mask when he streams...
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@kenken He’s my best friend. I respect his privacy - if he doesn’t want to show his face to the world, I’d never be that asshole that goes and does it anyways.
Haru @gamerboy
@kurootetsurou Can you at least confirm if Kenma is cute?
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@gamerboy Adorable. I’ll give you that.
Ani @kenmazzz
OH MY GOD KUROO IS TOO WHOLESOME… AND HE SAID KENMAS ADORABLE WTF
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you’re being embarrassing.
I am not!
people are going to figure it out at this rate
Okay, okay, I’ll tone it down…
But I’m right, you know. You’re adorable
i am not
The cutest
am not
Are too
am not
You are too
It saddens me that you argue with me about this
I wish you saw yourself the way I see you - beautiful, funny, intelligent, supportive, talented - the entire package
that’s too much
but... i wish i did see myself a little more like you
Come here
I’ll hold you and try to transfer my positivity to you via osmosis
aren’t you studying chemistry
that sounds pretty anti-science to me
No it’s totally scientific
Trust me I’m a scientist
you’re annoying and really obvious
i’m almost at a save point but i’ll come out after
<3
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Ani @kenmazzz
@applepi Can you please feature Kuroo in the next stream? He’s so cool! We’d love to see how you interact with him!
Mari @kenmasknee
@applepi @kurootetsurou #KurooForNextStream
jamie @kenmapis
@applepi @kurootetsurou #KurooForNextStream
Kozume Kenma @applepi
Yes, @kurootetsurou is my best friend. No, I’m not featuring him in my streams. He doesn’t know anything about games anyways.
Sam @kenken
@applepi BUT THAT WOULD MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER!!! #KurooForNextStream
Kozume Kenma @applepi
Feeling like I might have to block the word “Kuroo” from my Twitter….
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@applepi But then you wouldn’t see my tweets D:
Kozume Kenma @applepi
@kurootetsurou what a tragedy.
P @kenmasnose
is it just me or is anyone else starting to ship kenma and kuroo a little bit…..
Mark @kkgames
@kenmasnose shipping real people is weird.
Ani @kenmazzz
@kenmasnose I feel you <3
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this is all your fault
What is?
my mentions are spammed with the fucking #KurooForNextStream hashtag
you said they would forget about it
I thought they would
I’m sorry
But maybe… if we did one stream…?
that seems like an awful idea
You don’t want me on your stream that badly?!
you don’t know anything about gaming
That seems like a weak excuse
kuro...
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kenmashoes: #KurooForNextStream
limbags: kenma wheres kuroo??
actjkl: #KurooForNextStream
momdjl: #KurooForNextStream
Pelocan: Is Kuroo here yet?
applepi: Kicking anyone who talks about Kuroo.
monalisa: you cant kick the whole chat #KurooForNextStream
monalisa is now banned from this room. Reason: talking about Kuroo.
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Youtuber Daily @youtuberdaily
YouTube Kenma ‘applepi’ under hot water after banning discussion about his best friend, Kuroo Tetsurou, and banning instances of Kuroo’s name during his recent Twitch stream. Fans of Kenma don’t understand his reluctance, given his best friend’s relative openness on Twitter <read more>
jamie @kenmapis
Kenma actually banned Kuroo’s name from the stream?? That seems like a lot….
Mark @kkgames
You’re all harassing this guy about his private life! We knew Kenma was a private guy, so this is way too much. Of course he’s upset about it! This fandom sucks sometimes…
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You banned my name from the stream?
i panicked
i didn’t know what else to do
they wouldn’t stop talking about you
they’re going to find out
don’t be mad
Kenma. Kitten. Baby. Breathe, please.
It’s okay, I’m not mad. I’m just… I don’t know how to solve this
i think i made it worse
because now everyone’s speculating about why i don’t want to talk about you so badly
it made me seem suspicious
Then maybe we do it.
Just one stream
but then they won’t forget
I don’t know what else to do
I’m sorry. I know it’s my fault
But I just want to find a way to fix it
....one stream
i’ll tell them it’s one stream
but just please don’t be obvious
Kenma, honey. Subtlety is my middle name
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oh how i wish that were true
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limbags: OMG HES ACTUALLY HERE
gjken: KUROO????
kozume1s: WTF
knmies: POGCHAMP
kmas: WE LOVE YOU!!!!
pelkgd: he is cute….
wallz10: POGCHAMP
okluv: ive never heard kenma giggle on stream like that before…
kenmasheart: kuroo smiles at him so cutely i want to cry
limbags: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING TODAY
knmies: at least let him stand a chance damn
okluv: rip kuroo
gjken: SOMEONE NERF KENMA
knmies: NERF KENMA
kozume1s: NERF KENMA
Impish: NERF KENMA
Oilma: kuroo got his ass beat f
knmies: f
kmas: f
wallz10: f
sjdsls: f
weiken: he never even stood a chance f
okluv: he’s still beaming from ear to ear tho…..
kenzko: why does he look so happy monkas
gjken: kappapride
weiken: kappapride
Yallkas: kappapride
Yallkas: we all know…
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Ani @kenmazzz
@applepi Your livestream with @kurootetsurou was so cuuuute!!!
Mikey @kknma
@kurootetsurou You looked pretty happy for a dude that just got his ass destroyed by the GOAT
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@kknma Listen, I’m just here to look good and have fun ;)
Mi @miyasm
@applepi Is Kuroo going to be a regular guest?
Kozume Kenma @applepi
@miyasm Probably not…
An @wangan
@applepi But you guys are so good when you’re together. Too funny!
Sam @kenken
@applepi Are you and Kuroo dating?
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someone just asked if we’re dating
Kenma
Don’t freak out
That doesn’t mean they know anything
They ask everyone that
i know but
i’m thinking about how easy it would be
to just say yes
“yes this is my boyfriend we live together we’re dating please don’t harass us”
but that would be a lot of trouble wouldn’t it?
I don’t know
The world has changed a lot, is still changing a lot.
You’d get a lot of attention for sure…
But they’d forget after a while.
There are plenty of openly gay YouTubers in relationships to harass
And your channel is about you.
You and how fucking good you are at video games. That’s why people come, and that’s why people will stay.
Plus, you’re already the most successful person I know
But it’s up to you to decide
i think i want to just get it out there
stop all the speculation
rip off the bandaid.
but only if you’re ok with it
Sweetheart
Of course I’m okay with it
I love you more than anything on this planet and I want nothing more than the world to know that
i love you
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Kozume Kenma @applepi
After a lot of contemplation, I’ve decided to do something crazy and reveal something personal about myself on the internet.
As many of you have guessed, @kurootetsurou and I are roommates… and dating.
Please leave us be.
Kozume Kenma @applepi
Also, yes, he might show up in the stream again. If you all are good.
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@applepi is the love of my life and if any of you dare give him shit about this you’ll have to take it up with me
Sam @kenken
@applepi @kurootetsurou OMGGG I KNEW IT YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
An @wangan
@applepi @kurootetsurou Cutest couple on YouTube award!
Mari @kenmasknee
@applepi @kurootetsurou We love you guys <3
P @kenmasnose
@applepi @kurootetsurou MY SHIP
So @sogamer
@applepi @kurootetsurou Great, another gamer here to shove their sexuality in everyone’s faces. Unsubscribing
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@sogamer Good riddance
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could’ve gone worse
Stay off Twitter for a while
Come cuddle with your loving, lonely boyfriend
tell me you didn’t bring the stray cat inside again
….
I didn’t bring the stray cat inside again
put it back outside or i’m not cuddling with you
You’re no FUN
But you are very brave… the bravest person I know
And I’m glad you decided to do this despite how much you hate attention
I’m sure if we act normal it’ll start to die down within the next couple of days
Though I did see someone put us on their most attractive couples of 2017 list despite not knowing what you look like and I’m ngl that was an ego boost
Okay I’ll shut up come cuddle with me :(
fine
i’m coming
and... thank you
oddly enough, i feel really happy
You gonna reveal your face next?
hell no
i’m okay with this attention but that’s enough attention for a lifetime
You’re the cutest
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Kenma @applepi
Streaming some Mario Party with Kuroo. It’s the only game he stands a chance at.
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@applepi I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I’M EXTREMELY GOOD AT MARIO PARTY!! I’M THE UNBEATABLE CHAMPION
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
Update: I lost but it is not my fault because @applepi is cute and extremely distracting.
Kenma @applepi
@kurootetsurou don’t be embarrassing
Mari @kenmasknee
OH MY GOD KUROO AND KENMA ARE THE CUTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
Kuroo Tetsurou @kurootetsurou
@kenmasknee you know what? I agree.