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    Squirrel Girl climbed up onto Olivia’s shoulders and wrapped her legs around the doctor’s neck. Then she stuck one finger from each hand into her mouth and dive bombed both of Olivia’s ears with wet willies. Olivia squealed and squirmed in place as Squirrel Girl leapt off of her and between her legs to get behind her again.

    “I won’t stand for this indignity!” Olivia cried out, “I’m the world’s premiere computer engineer! I have seven doctorates!”

    “NERD!” shouted Squirrel Girl.

    To illustrate her point, Squirrel Girl reached into the back of Olivia’s pants, grabbed the fabric underneath, and yanked it as high as she could. Squirrel Girl was as satisfied by Olivia’s high pitched scream as she was by the bright pink color of Oliva’s oversized undies. Squirrel Girl released her grip and the elastic snapped back as she ran away.

    “Oooh,” groaned Olivia quietly, “I HATE wedgies…”

    “Surrender now, evil lady!” ordered Squirrel Girl, “Because honestly this is getting pretty sad for you. You might as well call it quits now and save face.”

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