Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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“Hey!” shouted the man in the bed, “You dumb bitch!”
“So you’re Schultz, huh?”
“Who’s aski- HEY!”
He was interrupted by Jessica grabbing him by the arm and yanking him off the bed to the ground. The woman who was still in the bed screamed and covered herself with the blanket as she ran out of the room. Schultz slowly rose to his feet, dressed only in his white ankle socks and red plaid boxers. His buddies were now all watching from the other room.
"Let’s just skip to the part where you tell me what I need to know," said Jessica.
“Bitch, I don’t-”
“Call me bitch one more time,” dared Jessica, “Go head.”
In a moment of foolishness and completely unfounded confidence Schultz stood up straight, puffed his chest out, and slowly annunciated his next sentence.
“Bitch.”
Jessica threw the back of her hand up and past Schulz’s face, feeling the crunch of his nose as her knuckles smashed past it. The force of the strike spun him in place and caused him to stumble to the side. He instinctively reached his hand up to his bleeding nose. Jessica quickly grabbed that wrist and bent it behind his back as she slammed him face first into the wall.
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- Part 1 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones and Spider-Man: Real Heroes by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel
05 Oct 2019
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“Why do you let Flash and those guys push you around?” asked Jessica, “You can lift cars, for Christ’s sake.”
“It…” started Peter, choosing his words carefully, “It wouldn’t be right for me to use my abilities against them. I believe that when you have power over someone, you have a responsibility to use it in a just way. I’m not a judge or a jury. I’m a hero. That means I protect people weaker than me, not take advantage of them.”
There was an uncomfortable silence as Peter and Jessica stared at each other. Peter shifted in his chair as Jessica looked at him irritably.
“That’s a load of shit.”
“Alright then,” sighed Peter.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” asked Jessica, “You’re not making the world a better place by letting some deadbeats kick the shit out of you!”
“I thought you’d understand,” said Peter, “You know, hero solidarity and all that.”
“I already told you,” said Jessica, taking another swig of rum, “I’m not a hero.”
“Right,” said Peter.
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- Part 2 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones and Spider-Man: Crossed Your Path by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
05 Oct 2019
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“You know I have to admit,” said Black Cat, “When I met you I thought you were just another dork in tights.”
“...thanks?” replied Spider-Man.
“But you proved me wrong!” she said, now inches from his face, “You’re GOOD at this. Lots of self-righteous men in tights have powers, but you… You know how to USE them.”
“Uh…”
Black Cat was now right up against him. She was clutching the front of his suit with both hands and holding him against her. He felt a rush of adrenaline and excitement as he felt her body pressing into his. She pulled her face closer to his.
“I think we’ve patrolled enough for one night,” she whispered, “Don’t you?”
“Well…”
“Come on, Spider...” purred Black Cat, “We’ve earned this…”
Spider-Man thought of what to say in response, but found himself without words as Black Cat slowly slipped her fingers under his mask and rolled it up just past his lips. Her face leaned in closer and closer to his, arms now caressing his sides. Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her and leaned into the kiss, feeling a warm sensation as they held each other closer and kissed harder.
She was right. He had earned this.
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- Part 3 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Black Cat: The Next Mark by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Marvel, The Incredible Hulk (Comics), Black Cat (Comics), Silver Sable and the Wild Pack
10 Oct 2019
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“Your plan is to take a man who becomes an unstoppable force of destruction whenever he gets mad,” explained Silver slowly, “and put him in an extremely stressful situation where he has every right to be furious with you.”
“Listen sweetheart,” said Felicia, resting her hands on her hips, “I know you probably don’t have a lot of experience with boys, but their emotions aren’t that complicated. I’ll be fine.”
“Watch it, Hardy!” barked Silver, “You’d do well to remember that I’m the one who brought you into this. Don’t make me regret it.”
“So are you going to put on pants, or...?” asked Felicia with a grin.
Silver grunted in anger and embarrassment as she stepped into a pair of sweatpants and hoisted them up to her waist, pulling the drawstring tight.
“You better know what you’re doing, Hardy.”
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- Part 4 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Spider-Man: The Girl Next Door by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel
13 Oct 2019
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“Come on, Flash!” whined Peter, “I have to get to class!”
This earned more laughter from the onlookers. Peter blushed with indignence as Flash shoved him deeper into the trash can before tightly closing the lid, trapping Peter in the wet and smelly prison. He heard the distant laughter of Flash walking away. Peter sighed in defeat.
Now he had to focus on getting out of this situation without revealing his powers to any witnesses. Even though he could easily bust out of the can with his super strength, he couldn’t let himself be seen doing that. So he tried a different tactic. He grunted quietly as he shifted around in the can, rocking back and forth. The can itself began to move with him, first shimmying back and forth, then rocking along with him until it started to lose balance. Peter heard a woman’s voice say “What the hell?” just before the can fell completely over and Peter was spilled out onto the floor along with the trash.
“Peter?!?” asked the woman’s voice in alarm, “Peter Parker!?!”
“MJ!?!” blurted Peter out in response, “What are you doing here?!”
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- Part 5 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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She Hulk: She's Coming for You by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Marvel, Silver Sable and the Wild Pack, She-Hulk, Black Cat (Comics)
17 Oct 2019
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“THERE YOU ARE!!” roared She-Hulk, ripping apart Felicia’s bathroom stall from the other side.
Felicia shrieked. She shrieked and she panicked. Her arms flailed about and her legs kicked every which why in desperation as the looming figure approached her. This movement shifted Felicia’s butt over the center of the toilet bowl, causing her to sink down into it butt first. Felicia cringed in discomfort as toilet water filled the seat of her pants.
“Aw, gross!”
“Ha! Haha!” laughed She-Hulk, “Nice one!”
“Shut up!” cried Felicia out indignantly.
Felicia grabbed at the toilet’s piping and did her best to pull herself out of the toilet. Her hips, which had been just thin enough to fall through, were now thicker thanks to her waterlogged pants. She was stuck and couldn’t dislodge herself. She resigned herself to her fate and looked up pleadingly at She-Hulk, terrified of what was coming next.
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- Part 6 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Spider-Man: Halloween is for Hookups by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel
24 Oct 2019
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“For your information,” said Mary Jane sternly, “Peter is a fantastic lover!”
Peter’s face turned bright red. Liz let out a long and hearty laugh.
“I knew you were an actress, Watson,” chuckled Liz, turning and walking away, “but I never would have guessed you were such a bad one!”
“Why did you have to say that!?” asked Peter nervously once Liz was out of earshot.
“What?” asked Mary Jane, “Aren’t you proud of it?”
“Come on, MJ,” groaned Peter, “Don’t make fun of me. I’m still getting the hang of-”
“It’s not a joke, Peter.”
“I- Seriously?”
“Tiger,” smiled Mary Jane, “You’re gentle, sensitive, and caring. You listen to what I want and communicate clearly.”
“That’s not what Black Cat said…”
“Come on,” she frowned sympathetically, “She was just saying what she needed to say to hurt you. You know that.”
“Maybe…”
“That’s it!” said Mary Jane, throwing her hands up in the air, “We’re going to do something about this!”
“About what?”
“We’re going to give your sexual confidence the boost it needs,” she announced, “Let’s go to Flash’s party. Halloween is for hookups, and I’ll bet you can hook up with anyone you want there!”
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- Part 7 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Spider-Man: Joke's On You by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Alias (Comics), Jessica Jones (TV), Marvel
02 Nov 2019
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“So anyone here from Empire State University?”
Peter got his hopes up as he heard someone stir in the audience, only to realize it was just a cough. After another few seconds, Mary Jane came to his rescue.
“Me,” she said, raising her hand.
“Cool,” smiled Peter, “So what’s the deal with that clock in the middle of campus, right? Don’t they know we all have smartphones now?”
No response, except for Mary Jane offering him a pity laugh. Frankly, that might have been worse than her staying silent. He knew her well enough to know she didn’t actually find that joke funny. Why couldn’t he remember his routine? Why couldn’t he think of any jokes?
“Get off the stage!” shouted someone.
“No wait,” said Peter, beginning to panic, “I’ve got a good one, just give me a minute…”
“Boo!” shouted someone else.
“I’m sorry,” blurted out Peter, “I really thought I had planned better than this. Just give me a chance to-”
“You suck!”
“Loser!”
Peter winced as a single french fry bounced off his face.
“Hey!” he shouted indignantly, “Who threw that!?”
NOW the audience was starting to laugh.
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- Part 8 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Liz and Michele looked to one another. Then they smiled and approached Mary Jan with deviance in their eyes.
“Hey, wait!” pled Mary Jane as the women grabbed her and dragged her into the stall, “What are you-”
Mary Jane let out a yelp as they shoved her butt-first into the toilet. Mary Jane winced as they pushed down and shoved her hips through the toilet seat, splashing her butt down into the water and soaking her pants and underwear. Mary Jane went to get back up but realized that she couldn’t. Her hips were caught, leaving her stuck in the toilet with her butt sitting in the water.
“Oh, that’s right!” grinned Liz, “You have a big audition today; don’t you, Watson?”
Mary Jane looked away. She suddenly felt very insecure and couldn’t bring herself to make eye contact with Liz.
“Well, break a leg!” laughed Liz, walking out of the bathroom.
Michele followed up by flushing the toilet, causing Mary Jane to squeal and squirm with disgust as the cold water swirled around her butt over and over again.
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- Part 9 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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She-Hulk and Thor: My Sister Stole My Hammer by d0d0bird
Fandoms: She-Hulk, Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics)
23 Nov 2019
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“I don’t know about Asgard,” said She-Hulk as she walked over, “but here on Earth, we have a way of dealing with nerds!”
She-Hulk grabbed onto the white fabric and hoisted upward with incredible might. Sif let out a squeal as her britches were thrust into her with absurd force. It instantly lifted Sif up and into the air. The once proud warrior tensed up in discomfort as She-Hulk joyously dangled her back and forth by the underpants before tossing her aside.
“By the gods…” groaned Sif, returning to her feet as she looked over her shoulder at her ruined undergarments, “What manner of technique was that?”
“You like it? ” winked She-Hulk, flexing her muscles, “That’s my signature move: the gamma wedgie!”
“My smallclothes… They’re… Ugh!” grunted Sif as she tugged at the seat and crotch of her trousers, “This is MOST undignified!”
“I know! Hilarious, right?” laughed She-Hulk.
“I do not find it funny…” grumbled Sif, readying her sword once again, “and it is no way to treat a worthy opponent such as myself! I prefer to fight with HONOR!”
“Have it your way, lady,” shrugged She-Hulk, “I can do this all day!”
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- Part 10 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones and Spider-Man: Break You by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Marvel, Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Alias (Comics)
27 Nov 2019
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Peter hardened his face. He wasn’t about to let Fisk intimidate him.
“I wanted to handle this myself,” said Fisk calmly, “You see, when a man such as me is faced with a man such as yourself… That is to say, when a commander who has earned his power is faced with an uneducated upstart who thinks he knows better… It’s an opportunity to teach a necessary lesson.”
Peter’s spine shivered with a wave of spider sense, but he was helpless to do anything. Fisk’s hand lunged into Peter’s face, muffling Peter’s nose and mouth as he let out a defiant “Mmph!” Fisk’s fingers squeezed into the sides of Peter’s head with growing pressure. Peter trembled as he started to feel the strain on his skull. Fisk stared intensely down at Peter, eyes filled with hatred and conviction.
“Prepare yourself, boy. Because I am going to break you.”
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- Part 11 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones and Spider-Man: Just Let Him Have This, Damnit! by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Alias (Comics)
02 Dec 2019
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“No…” whispered Jessica.
She slowly managed herself up and to her feet and stumbled out of the engine room. A number of people were staring at her, but no one seemed to be in horror or reacting to any accident. Jessica looked at the giant drop ride. It seemed fine. She watched exit and sighed with relief when Peter and Mary Jane walked out together, holding hands and laughing. They had no idea they were even in danger. It must have stopped close enough to the bottom that no one was hurt.
“Ow!” yelled Jessica as she felt a sharp pain in the back of her head.
She spun around and saw a small crowd had gathered around her on either side. They had formed something of a circle around her and someone else. That someone else was a fit woman in a white and pink spandex suit with matching gym shoes and gloves. She wore a white helmet with a golden visor and the word “Screwball” written across the top in a stylized font. She was grinning smugly and leaning against one of the carnival games, tossing a ball up and down in her hand.
“What gives!?” demanded Jessica angrily.
“Well, well, well...” smiled the woman, “Boss wasn’t kidding. It really IS Jessica Jones! Here to spoil all our fun?”
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- Part 12 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Supervillain Team-Up: Lowering Your Standards by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
08 Dec 2019
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Squirrel Girl climbed up onto Olivia’s shoulders and wrapped her legs around the doctor’s neck. Then she stuck one finger from each hand into her mouth and dive bombed both of Olivia’s ears with wet willies. Olivia squealed and squirmed in place as Squirrel Girl leapt off of her and between her legs to get behind her again.
“I won’t stand for this indignity!” Olivia cried out, “I’m the world’s premiere computer engineer! I have seven doctorates!”
“NERD!” shouted Squirrel Girl.
To illustrate her point, Squirrel Girl reached into the back of Olivia’s pants, grabbed the fabric underneath, and yanked it as high as she could. Squirrel Girl was as satisfied by Olivia’s high pitched scream as she was by the bright pink color of Oliva’s oversized undies. Squirrel Girl released her grip and the elastic snapped back as she ran away.
“Oooh,” groaned Olivia quietly, “I HATE wedgies…”
“Surrender now, evil lady!” ordered Squirrel Girl, “Because honestly this is getting pretty sad for you. You might as well call it quits now and save face.”
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- Part 13 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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“What?” said Betty, “All I’m saying it’s nice to have some underwear that’s actually convenient to wear with my job.”
“Why don’t you go ahead and show us right here on the show?” dared Kat with a grin.
Betty looked back in disbelief. So that’s how it was going to be.
“I’m not going to strip on camera,” said Betty, feigning laughter.
“You don’t have to,” said Kat immediately, “Just pull them up and show us.”
The two women stared at each other for a moment. Kat was making a strong power move. If Betty refused, Kat would continue to press the issue. If Betty wanted her to stop, she’d have to appease her now and end the matter quickly.
“Fine,” said Betty, standing up and disconnecting her mic pack, “One second…”
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- Part 14 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones and Spider-Man: 'Twas the Night Before Winter Break by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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Peter walked into the lounge, where Jessica was sitting lazily on the couch with a carton of spiked eggnog in her hand. Beside the couch was her paper bag, from which she had taken the eggnog.
Peter caught a glimpse of Jessica’s bag. He saw what appeared to be a festively wrapped box under the other cartons. As if that wasn’t surprising enough, Peter also saw the name written on the tag: “Peter.” His eyes widened.
He tried to play it cool and not reveal that he had seen his present, walking out as if nothing had happened. He then rushed down the hall and into his room. Mary Jane was still sitting on the bed, ready to go. Peter tossed the purse aside and began to pace anxiously.
“What’s wrong, Peter?” asked Mary Jane.
“It’s Jessica,” he said, “She got me a present for Christmas! Or the solstice. Or whatever the hell she celebrates.”
“Isn’t that a good thing?”
“I didn’t get her anything! I just assumed she would hate that sort of thing. Now what am I supposed to do?”
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- Part 15 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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“Oh, so now you’re funny?” asked Jessica angrily, “You think you’re tough because you Googled me?”
“No,” said Agent Morse, “I think I’m tough because I didn’t get a wedgie from a D-list supervillain.”
More laughter. Jessica gritted her teeth and let out a quiet growl as she clenched her fists.
“Alright then!” she yelled, having had enough, “If you’re so confident, how about you and I go a round? One on one?”
“If you insist,” smiled Agent Morse.
Jessica was pleased with that response. Apparently no one had told Agent Morse about Jessica’s enhanced strength, or she would never have accepted the challenge. Jessica would lay her out in seconds flat. That would finally shut her up. Jessica couldn’t wait.
“The match ends when one of us yields or is unable to continue,” said Agent Morse as they both walked to the center of the room, “Are you ready?”
Jessica nodded. She brought her fists up, ready to fight.
“Very well. Agent Sitwell!” shouted Agent Morse to the observation window, “Activate the power dampeners.”
“Power dampeners?”
“Begin!”
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- Part 16 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Avengers: Part of the Team by d0d0bird
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
10 Jan 2020
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Peter lay happily in bed trying to fall asleep for another few minutes before he smelled a warm, sweet, fruity scent. He sat up in bed and looked around. The light was off, but he could make out the outline of Loki and a large pot beside his bed. Peter reached over and turned on the light.
“Loki!” he realized, “What are you doing?”
“What does it look like?” asked Loki as he stirred the warm metal pot of red liquid, “Mulling wine.”
“But Captain America said we need to get a good night’s sleep!”
Loki laughed.
“I’m serious!”
“Oh, don’t be a spoilsport,” dismissed Loki, “A true warrior always enjoys themself before a great battle.”
“No,” insisted Peter, jumping down from the bed, “I believe in Captain America and he said it was important that we get the rest we need. I won’t let you risk the mission!”
“You really want to do this?” asked Loki in exasperation, still stirring his wine.
“Put the wine away and go to bed!” ordered Peter.
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- Part 17 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Black Cat: House of Humility by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Black Cat (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jan 2020
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Felicia was wearing the least flattering underwear she had ever seen in her life. The briefs were baggy enough to sail a small ship and the bra practically hid her boobs rather than held them. She pulled these off as well and proceeded to the nearest dresser.
She scowled. No cute underwear. None at all. All she could find were granny panties, ugly bras, and argyle socks. She hated this, but didn’t know what else to do. She pulled on a pair of purple polka dot briefs and a matching bra before walking over to the closet and opening it to pick out her wardrobe.
“You’ve got to be getting me…” she muttered.
Inside the closet were several hangers each holding an identical outfit: a yellow collared shirt, plaid brown slacks, and red suspenders. She considered going out naked for a moment. No, that would be more trouble than it was worth. Against all odds, wearing this outfit was the less humiliating option.
So she put on the shirt and hiked up the pants, realizing to her displeasure that they sat extremely high on her waist. The high waisted pants exposed her ugly grey argyle socks, though they were arguably the least offensive part of the ensemble. She completed the look by throwing on her penny loafers.
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- Part 18 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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Jessica Jones & Mockingbird: Burnt Bridges by d0d0bird
Fandoms: Jessica Jones (TV), Mockingbird (Comic)
27 Jan 2020
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“Hop on!” shouted Bobbi as she kicked up the kickstand and started revving the engine.
Jessica wearily walked up to the bike and climbed on behind Bobbi. Jessaica didn’t like the idea of being so close to Bobbi again after what she had done, but she didn’t have a lot of choice if she wanted to go with her. Jessica had just wrapped her hands around Bobbi’s waist when the agent spoke up.
“Ah, ah, ah,” she tisked, “We’re not going anywhere until you put on your helmet.”
“Helmet?”
Bobbi pointed to a dorky looking bike helmet hanging off the side of the motorcycle. It wasn’t like Bobbi’s helmet, which wrapped around her whole face and made her look like a badass biker. This helmet was basically a glorified hardhat that would barely fit on Jessica’s head.
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No. Absolutely not.”
“Jessica, I will wait here until you put it on.”
“Oh my God,” sighed Jessica, grabbing the helmet in resignation, “You’re such a goddamn dweeb.”
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- Part 19 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!
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"Really“ smiled Patsy weakly, "Even though I can’t give you anything?”
“Yes,” sighed Jennifer, “I couldn’t say no if I wanted to. You’re really, really pathetic.”
“Thank you!” squealed Patsy, falling to her knees at Jennifer’s feet and sobbing, “Thank you so much!”
Jennifer looked over at Weezi uncomfortably. Weezi gave her a knowing smile. Jennifer scowled. Weezi had planned on this. She knew there’d be no way Jennifer could let Patsy down after meeting her. Patsy was a lot like Weezi: naive, gentle, and having the purest of intentions. Weezi was sure Patsy and Jennifer would make fast friends.
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- Part 20 of Marvel: Tales to Tantalize!