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Tenya has added BrokenBoi, HighAsAKite, AlienQueen, and 18 others to "Class Group Chat For Educational Purposes!" at 4:30 P.M.
Tenya: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the group chat that I have made for our class! Remember, this group chat is only for educational purposes such as homework, studying, and school events!
DarkKnight: Oh hell no
Tenya: Language! Also, whom am I speaking to?
PikACHOO: Pfft. Whom.
CoffeeMachine: What's so funny idiot?
PikACHOO: iida used proper grammar even while texting
DysfunctionInsomniac: And I can see that you are incapable of using 'proper grammar' at any time.
MomsWifi: Dang you got roasted. Also, hello Mister Aizawa.
DysfunctionInsomniac: What gave me away?
MomsWifi: Your username
DysfunctionInsomniac: Damn. I'm guessing this is Jirou?
MomsWifi: Yep.
Tenya: Would everyone please state their names!
BrokenBoi: I love how that wasn't even a question, just an order. This is Izuku as you can tell from my name. Hey Iida!
Tenya: Midoriya your name!
NotATodoroki: This is Shoto, but only Midoriya can call me that. If anyone else tries it they will be frozen solid.
BrokenBoi: Sho, pls no.
NotATodoroki: Fine, first degree frost bite.
BrokenBoi: <3
NotATodoroki: asbciudhcuiegwuikwsi
Tenya: Todoroki, are you okay?!
MomIsGay: He's fine, he just had a nose bleed and passed out, mumbling something about 'so cute, marry me.'
Tenya: Oh, well, that is a relief! And, Momo, is it?
MomIsGay: Yeah
MomsWifi: My username is complete now
LivingBondage: ...Umm, not to interrupt the gay, but this is sero
DysfunctionInsomniac: I approve of the name.
LivingBondage: *smiles* Thanks, Mister Aizawa!
PikACHOO: *le gasp* Approval! I want some! Gemme gemme!
OOOHHHHYYYEEEAAAHHHH: I APPROVE OF YOU DENKI!! JUST NOT THE PAPER YOU TURNED IN LAST THURSDAY!!
DarkKnight: Shade, watch out Dark Shadow is getting stronger
Arms4Days: Babe, stop messing with Kaminari. Also, this is Shouji.
AlienQueen: I was summoned by shade and gay what's up?
BrokenBoi: Hey Mina! Shouji just called Tokoyame babe, which was rlly cute! I support it btw!
LORDEXPLOSIONMURDER: ABOUT DAMN TIME! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M HELPING SHITTY HAIR STUDY!
HardShark: Hey, guys! Kiri here, and I apologize for my boyfriend, he can be a little much.
LORDEXPLOSIONMURDER: WHAT?! SHUT THE HELL UP SHITTY HAIR!!!
HardShark: Bakubabe calm down
LORDEXPLOSIONMURDER: Whatever
PikACHOO: Magic
CoffeeMachine: Hey Denki wanna go out?
PikACHOO: daubduaiwcbuqbnskbjnkabbshuaduhcbdcuwdxyes
LORDEXPLOSIONMURDER: Good job you broke him. NOW GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE FLOOR HE'S ANNOYING ME WITH HIS TWITCHING!!!
HardShark: Babe let's just go to my room.
DysfunctionInsomniac: Shinsou what did I tell you?
CoffeeMachine: ...
CoffeeMachine: Not to fall for a blonde idiot.
OOOHHHHYYYEEEAAAHHHH: HEEYY!!!
DysfunctionInsomniac: And what are you doing?
CoffeeMachine: ...falling for a blonde idiot.
DysfunctionInsomniac: *sigh* It must run through our blood. I knew I shouldn't have had kids.
NotATodoroki: WhaT!?! NO WAY!! I KneW iT!!
BrokenBoi: Also, is EraserMic cannon?
DysfunctionInsomniac: Mic no
OOOHHHHYYYEEEAAAHHHH: YES IT IS AND SHOUTA YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT!!!!!!!
BrokenBoi: Whipped
Cupcake: Are we still supposed to say our names? If so, then this is Satou and AnimalKingdom is Koda, but he's too shy to talk rn. I just made some brownies if anyone wants any...
AlienQueen: I'llberightthere
HighAsAKite: Same
FrogsAreGay: I'll be there too, ribbit
HighAsAKite: Babe you don't have to type ribbit
FrogsAreGay: I know, but if I don't, I'll be depriving them of my froggy gay power.
PikACHOO: That was beautiful! Type the gayness Tsu!!
FrogsAreGay: I will, ribbit
AnimalKingdom: Will you save me a brownie?
Cupcake: Of course!
AnimalKingdom: Thanks
Cupcake: No prob
JustATail: Pls go to sleep it's 12 I need my sleep
LORDEXPLOSIONMURDER: YEAH KIRI AND I ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!
HardShark: pls you guys
BrokenBoi: So we're just ignoring the fact that Kacchan just called Kirishima 'Kiri'?
NotATodoroki: Izu just go to sleep
BrokenBoi: askhcduhcisbijznicahiahhigdsichainc