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space mum @adventurer_13
when you find out the nice mi6 agent you’ve been texting for 3 years is actually your best friend turned enemy turned friend again turned enemy again 😞😞😞
yaz @wrathofKhan
when u find out the doctor’s eaten all the biscuits again :)))
space mum @adventurer_13
oi this is SERIOUS
Ryan @theemechanic
this is so sad alexa play-
yaz @wrathofKhan
no she won’t cos dad can’t make her work
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
bahahahaha I got you good didn’t I??? make you think I was your friend??? I’m so evil 😏😏😏😏 maybe no one died but, eh, wouldn’t be a proper reunion. *kisses*
space mum @adventurer_13
OH BOLLOCKS
nb and proud @winchesterfann
shit fam u good
monica @moneyca
I smell drama 👀
danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
u sure ur enemies
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
BEST enemies even! but don’t mind me, I’m just cooking up my next evil scheme over here. 🤭
danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
ahhhhhh I see ;)
space mum @adventurer_13
we only snogged ONCE ok
yaz @wrathofKhan
wait what WHEN
Ryan @theemechanic
and who IS that bloke u never told us 🤨🤨
Anita @anitamamacita
*gets wotsits* do tell us
hi, welcome to nandos @anne_marie_green
space mum @adventurer_13
I was an old scottish bloke and she was hot and also scottish and she started it. but shhh 🙊
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
it was the work of my evil wiles. I was making you uncomfortable. 😉😉😁😁
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
DOCTOR?????? MISSY???????
space mum @adventurer_13
BILL??????
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
not missy anymore, cyberman girl. we switched.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
did u now :) also don’t lie u know I know the truth :)
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
choke on it then 🙂 I absolutely do not LIKE the doctor or MISS her texts
f*ck trump @canadianmoose
enemies to lovers, mutual pining, denial, 68k words,
san trancisco 🏳️🌈 @gayvibesonly
hmmmmm does someone be trans @adventurer_13 @MasterOfTheUniverse 👀
space mum @adventurer_13
someone be alien and unbound by gender and also SHUT UP BILL and also HOW ARE YOU????
danger noodle 🐍 @ajcrowley
kin
Amira ✌️ @AwkwardAlienAmira
kin
Jordan @Simply_Skipper
HECC YES
*x files theme* @parabolic
followed. we need more aliens in our lives
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
first off, rude @adventurer_13
second off, im gay in space and im fine, thanks for asking
third off, it’s unfair that ur a woman now,, my gay arse was robBED
Ryan @theemechanic
did u travel w the doctor before us @lesbill
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
yup! he was a prof at the uni I worked at and illegally attended his lectures and one thing led to another… there was 4 of us actually
yaz @wrathofKhan
there’s 4 of us now too!
[A selfie of Yaz, Ryan, Graham, and the Doctor, who’s wearing her goggles and making a grimace. It was taken in the TARDIS’ kitchen.]
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
ROBBED-
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
[An image of Twelve, Missy, Bill, and Nardole standing in front of the console.]
the old guy’s the doctor, egg guy is nardole, who was like a cyborg or smth? curly hair is me and victorian nanny is missy aka the master
Ryan @theemechanic
im shooketh on 20 levels wtf
yaz @wrathofKhan
holy SHIT I’m showing this to graham
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
where DID egghead end up anyway
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
where u left him before u went and betrayed the doctor, duh
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
oi, I was going to join the Doctor but Saxon-me killed me! or tried to, Rassilon knows it didn’t last 😁
space mum @adventurer_13
you… were?
OH @MasterOfTheUniverse
no need to get all sentimental
Connor @28connor
I’m… confused 😅😅
t(v)egan @smol_potato
same
monica @moneyca
no matter. I ship it
Anita @anitamamacita
#TwitterAliens ?
timbo @timforcoffee
#TwitterAliens
space mum @adventurer_13
yeah, hi, I’m the Doctor, maybe you remember me saving you from all the alien invasions in the 2000s? and 1970s. and 2010s. and I’m confused too.
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @lesbill
doctor, it’s 2019. that’s still 2010s
space mum @adventurer_13
ah yeah, my bad, I do get the centuries all mixed up sometimes