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Kaminari walks into the common room early one Sunday Morning. “Eh!”
He pauses, turns to the origin of the sound and there he sees Izuku, as a baby, holding-
“It’s a Baby with a gun.” Izuku crawls towards him, “It’S a BabY WiTh A gUn!” Kami takes out his phone while pressing himself against the wall, “I’m calling Aizawa.” The phone rings once before stopping, “He hung up.”
Todoroki comes down and just watches from the doorway as Kami continues to freak out. “It’s a baby with a gun.” The blonde then walks to the Kitchen and grabs a handful of sugar and puts it in his mouth. “Comfort eating.”... “That’s just sugar.”
Todoroki goes and sits next to Izuku on the floor, watching Kami be a lovable idiot.
Kami kneels next to Izuku completely ignoring Todoroki, “Aww it’s a baby with a gun.” Standing once more Kami walks a few steps away before proceeding to violently punch the air, “It’s a baby with a gun.”
Taking a moment he turns back and very seriously goes, “Who sent you? Was it Sero? I will buy him a new roll of tape.”
Todoroki just wonders ‘Isn’t his quirk tape?’.
Kaminari then Mutters to himself, “Does my life insurance cover babies with guns?” Todoroki just nods, “Oh really?” before hopping on the back of the coach. “Get out.”
Grabbing a pillow “How about we trade? I’ll give you this and you give me that.” He places the pillow next to Izuku and grabs the gun when he reaches for the pillow. Todoroki stares at the green haired baby as he pulled out a second gun from the pillow.
“Now isn’t that be- uh.” Kami sees the second gun, “I’m really stupid.” Kaminari proceeds to grab the barrel of the gun and point the handle at the baby and Todoroki just looks at him like, “Really?”
“Oh not so nice is it? I’m a Man with a gun. What are you? You're a baby with a gun.” He pauses and starts tearing up. “I’m sorry that was mean, You’re younge. Here just take mine.” And places the gun next to Izuku again. “Oh, It’s a Baby with two guns.”
Kaminari covers his eyes, “Where’s the baby?” Uncovers them, “There’s the baby. Why don’t you leave?!”
“GET OUT OF THE DOOOOOOOORMS!” He runs to the kitchen and hides in the fridge. “I’m hiding in the fridge now.”
Getting back out he walks back saying, “You know, I kinda want him to shoot me. So when God asks ‘Hey Denki how’d you die?’ I can be like
‘Oh, I don’t know maybe I was SHOT BY A BABY WITH A GUN!’”
Izuku starts giggling at Kaminari’s silly antics. “Do-don’t laugh at me. You’re sick, you’re a sick baby with a gun.”
Kaminari just starts jumping and moving side to side, “Not easy hitting a moving target huh?” Izuku not batting an eye just grabs the gun, turns it in Kaminari’s direction and pulls the trigger.
A blue splotch appears on his chest Todoroki quickly backs away eyes wide. “You have to leave.” Then proceeds to pick up Izuku and place him on the steps outside.
Mic who is on a morning jog sees the baby. “Aw look at this little baby OH NO IT HAS A GUN!!!” accidentally using his quirk. A thud is heard.
“I have to move.” Kaminari states while Todoroki nods. Izuku giggles coming back inside.