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    The inevitable result of having no teammates to ride herd on was that there is no one around to veto his bad ideas either. Sasuke cuts it closer than he should with Ichibi-Shukaku, hoping that a portal would open up with an exasperated Shikako on the other side at the last moment... But it never happens.

    This isn’t Sasuke’s first brush with time travel, but everything is harder when you’re alone. The Stars are different, the way home is shut; to make a new one he must navigate the blood feud with the Senju, survive the Uchiha clan politics, and not drown in cat fur or summon feathers.

    The long road to peace is paved with pain, healing, trolling, sewing, fish, babysitting, soup, and seals that don’t explode. The road home is even longer. But he keeps on.

    Crossover between Compass of Your Soul by Umei no Mai, Dreaming of Sunshine by Silverqueen, and A Conversation Overhead By a Prisoner Faking Unconsciousness by Slow Mercury.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Far away in Mount Myōboku, a towering prophet witnessed the inevitable as it played out in rapid, fragmented visions before his bleeding eyes. And his rumbling voice bellowed with enough desperation that it traveled well into the Beyond, even as his vocal cords ruptured.

    “THE END OF ALL IS GOLD AND BLUE.

    TO FIX IT NOW, NONE ELSE CAN DO.

    ALL PROPHECIES ARE HEREBY NULL,

    NO HOPE IS COMING, ONLY CULL.”

    And then, Lord Gamamaru fell.

    OR: Namikaze Minato mistakes an otherworldly entity barely out of their cosmic diapers as his precious little sister. It kind of ruins Jiraiya's life.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    The woman crouches down, long hair piled up into a haphazard bun during the time he had looked away. Her eyes are level with his. “Don’t worry, Kabuto. Shimura Memorial Orphanage is a good place. If we can’t find your parents, you can stay here, okay?”

    An orphanage.

    He is in an orphanage and, he looks down at his hands with a familiar hollow ache in his chest, and he is a child.

    He is dead, and he is in an orphanage, and he is a child.

    Kabuto laughs and laughs and laughs.

    ...

    Or, a deeply unstable Root graduate with no concept of selfhood and only the most tenuous grasp of what sanity might be supposed to look like in sterile lab conditions makes friends, does his best to figure out how independence is supposed to work, terrifies a lot of responsible adults (and less responsible "peers") who really just want to help, and fends off “I can fix him” attempts on all sides (reciprocating with an “I can make him worse” aoe aura). Depressing introspection and unfortunate perspective gaps are only to be expected. This is the best Kabuto's mental health has been ... ever, and the eighth panic attack Hizashi has had this week.

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    27 Sep 2025

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    Judar extended his hand with a cocky, magnetic grin. “Be my king candidate,” he said, as if the offer itself were a divine gift.

    Kenda blinked once. Then twice. And without a second’s hesitation, she replied,“No thanks. I have no intention to rule.”

    The Magi’s smile didn’t falter, it shattered. His arm slowly lowered, and for the first time in a long while, he looked… speechless. Like he’d just been slapped by the wind itself.

    Kouha leaned toward his older brother and whispered in awe, “Oh no… She broke our Judar.”

    Kouen, unsurprisingly, looked far too entertained.

    (Kenda dreamed of adventure like Sinbad. What she finds instead is the cost of stories: buried pain, rigged empires, broken families, enslaved bloodlines, and the knowledge that she can’t just run in and swing a sword anymore. She has to choose: who she will be in history.)

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    12 Sep 2025

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    After graduating from the academy and getting assigned to Team 7, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are surprised that their Jōnin-sensei is a little girl, about their age.
    After her death in the Empire, Tanya did not find herself in the afterlife; instead, she found herself reborn in the Hidden Leaf, staring into the eyes of a massive, nine-tailed fox.

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    07 Sep 2025