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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    While Tommy had been busy getting beaten to death in prison, Tubbo and Ranboo had moved in together, adopted a child, and gotten married. The fact that they’d managed to do so in the span of three days was admittedly rather impressive. It did still sting, though. Tommy had found out about all of those new developments a few days after being released.

    Truth be told, Tommy had stopped listening at some point. He was glad that Tubbo looked so happy, but a part of him couldn’t help but notice that he’d been left behind yet again.

    Because of his distraction, however, he mindlessly agreed to something his friend had said. He knew because Tubbo had beamed at him and had started happily moving about his living room, looking into his chests for valuables. Tommy could have asked him what was going on. Sure, maybe Bee Boy would have been upset that he wasn’t actually listening, but an infraction so minor was easy to apologize for. Really, it would have been the best course of action. Unfortunately, his brain wasn’t working with him that day. Finding a coherent thought among the dark clouds that had formed up there felt like an impossible challenge.

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    or, Tommy goes through a series of misunderstandings

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    31 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    The feeling of his communicator buzzing knocked him out of his thoughts as he immediately grabbed it.

     

    TommyInnit fell from a high place

     

    Techno made Carl stop moving, his eyes staring at the message.

     

    He was to late.

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    OR! Tommy and Techno both die during the almost exile arc/execution arc

     

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    There were very few character flaws that Tubbo wasn’t willing to overlook for the sake of his best friend.

    He knew how rowdy the other teen could get. He’d witnessed the side-effects of his arrogance and of his impulsivity during the long-winded trial that led to his exile. He knew he could be reckless in battle, often turning himself into a shield with the confidence of a man who didn’t think he could die, despite already having made a trip to Hell and back.

    Tubbo knew all of that, and still he loved his best friend. Less so in spite of his imperfections and more so together with all of those, because they were what made Tommy himself.

    So, imagine his surprise when what finally managed to give him a moment of pause was when Tommy brought over his ‘pet’ when moving into the mansion. The blond had asked for permission in advance, although now that he could see what his precious furbaby was, Tubbo was starting to understand why he’d remained vague about the species.

    In front of him stood an eight-legged horror.

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    or, Tommy seems to have a knack for collecting the oddest of pets, to Tubbo's and Ranboo's utter dismay

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    15 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    “What’s going on…?”.

    “He saved the Crown Prince’s life” Master Dude explained. “Bringing him here was the only worthy enough reward the Prince could think of”. That, at least, was reassuring. The intentions of the Crown Prince could still be misconstrued into something nefarious by outsiders, but it was nice to know that he’d just been trying to protect the kid who saved him, in his own way. “As far as we’re aware, he doesn’t have a name, parents, documents, or anything, really. Prince Technoblade decided to call him Theseus, but he only acknowledges you if you use the nickname Tommy”. Tubbo could imagine that their dear Crown Prince was feeling rather butt-hurt about that last part. “I know it’s a lot to ask, but there truly is no one else who can take care of him. I’ll be around to help, so… give it a try? Please?” his begging sounded surprisingly earnest.

    There was no point to it; it wasn’t as if Tubbo could refuse after all…

    With a simple nod, his new life as the personal aide of the Crown Prince’s one and only concubine began.

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    or, Tubbo becomes Tommy's aide, and it's all downhill from there

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    14 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    It wasn’t that Tommy needed Technoblade to like him, no. But he really did see his human crewmate as a friend, preferably as a brother, but it's hard for him to tell whether Techno cares about him sometimes. The two of them end up going on a parts run together, but they end up caught in a severe snowstorm, which crashes the ship.

    That wouldn't be too bad, except for Tommy is a reptilian alien, so being cold-blooded in a snowstorm is his worst nightmare. Prior experience with other crews has told Tommy that he can't expect anyone else to try and save him, not when it puts their own life at risk, but Techno may just surprise him.

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    17 Sep 2025