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1. One Part Anscombe, Three Parts Diogenes by Vashoth

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jun 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Harry Osborn
   • Gwen Stacy
   • Mary Jane Watson
   • Norman Osborn
   • Francis "Ajax" Freeman
   • Eddie Brock | Venom
   • Weasel
   • Jessica Jones
   • Slow Burn
   • Identity Porn
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Rating May Change
   • Undercover!Wade has a day job as a telemarketer
   • Wade cold calls Peter but they're both unaware of each other's superhero identity
   • I'm talking about some Miraculous Ladybug style identity porn guys so strap in
   • I'll update tags as things progress
   • Wade is 34
   • Peter is 32
   • Adult Peter Parker
   • Think along the lines of Peter B. or comic Peter
   • Meet-Cute
   • Meet-Ugly
   • Both.
   • Past Peter/MJ
   • Gwen Stacey and Norman Osborn are both dead from Green Goblin events prior to the fic
   • Standard Wade self injury
   • Happy Ending
   • Mark the Manager - Freeform

   Summary

   It started like any good love story does: with a begrudging trip to New Jersey, a counter-top HAM-1750 toaster oven, and a shitty H.A.M.M.E.R. Tech flip phone.

   OR

   That one where Wade gets a gig as a telemarketer, Peter works a million different equally shitty jobs, and Spider-Man finds himself caught in something truly sinister with a foe that might just become a friend.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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