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I’ll take the fucking case. It’s some teen's play got out of control, how complicated could it get?
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Lyfrassir Edda
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key-points.docx
- Defense: media influence blowing things out of proportion?
--Kid that livestreamed it
-- Control the media response
-- Twitter discourse
-- Check out list of call out posts — how long could it possibly be
--- VERY LONG
- Adult accountability
-- Rogue band
--- Look into criminal backgrounds
--- Sudden Doctor Carmilla Mechanism appearance
---- How is she involved
---- Blood
---- Summoning ritual
--- Excessive drawings of the tower? What does that mean
-----Related to livestream
--- Past history of arson incidents
----Involvement with the High Noon Incident last year
---- Arthur Pendragon woke up?
- Sentient roombas??
-- Briar White: Defense Grid
-- Family involvement in prior incidents regarding Mechanisms family
-- Anastasia Rasputina-Mechanism: The Aurora
--- Note to self: don’t investigate this one too much. For your own sanity.
-- Victoria Frankenstein: Her Monster (My? Your?)
--- Tangential involvement
---- Potential witness.
---- Might just need to get that out of the way
--Siegfried Tchaikovsky: Odette
--- "My sentient roomba is a swan furry" is not a sentence I expected to read, ever, and it's not one I remotely understand.
--- Why is my life like this
-- Don’t let them bring their instruments to the court
- Cost of medical bills
-- Loki Flyting
--- hospitalization, psychiatric care, seizure?
--- allegedly Odin
--- Sigyn Angrbodda covering it so far- does she need to get paid back for that
--- Going to need a lot of therapy
-- Thor Mjolnir
--- Broken nose
--- Minor lacerations
--- Bruising
--- Where did he get that hammer?
-- Odin Poe
--- Severe facial lacerations resulting in the loss of an eye
--- “She got yeeted”- what does that mean? what does it mean??
--- Unknown cause
--- Maybe Thor?
--- Bruised ribs
-- Tyr Ziu
--- Re-broken arm
--- Allegedly helped
--- Bully
-- Doctor(?) Baron (?) Marius von Raum-Mechanisms
--- Submitted hurt feelings report, might’ve been a joke
--- More blood than there should’ve been, based on these injuries
--- Previous year
- Why were they allowed to try again, anyway?
-- Tyr’s arm
-- Fenrir Flyting expulsion
-- How did he end up at the performance
- “Mistletoe” incident
-- Drama Club Christmas Party
--- Baldr hospitalized
--- There were more hospitalizations and nobody looked twice??
---Loki accused of sabotage?!
--- Horse…
----HORSE?
---- HORSE???
- Who authorized this
- Get copy of script
-- Script potentially doesn’t even exist
-- Sue the school immediately
-- Schedule of performances and practices
opening-statements-v4.docx (recovered)
Dear ladies and gentleman of the jury, I have made a terrible mistake. I was filled with hubris, and the Gods seek to punish me for it. Forgive me. Magic might be real. Sentient. Goddamn. Roombas. Horses. Why. Did. It. Have. To. Be. A. Horse.
opening-statements-v7.docx (recovered)
Dear ladies and gentleman of the jury, fuck fuck fuck
THE HAMMER @thormjolnir . 43 days ago
MY CAPS LOCK ISN’T BROKEN, I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF (7/SHUT THE FUCK UP) @allmilf2020 #TheBifrostIncident
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Tyr @tyrlessvictory . 43 days ago
Feels kinda weird being the only one better off after this whole mess #TheBifrostIncident
>The Future Is Now @theonceandfutureking . 41 days ago
@tyrlessvictory i got out of a coma
>>Guin @thefastestdraw . 41 days ago
@tyrlessvictory @thefastestdraw It’s STILL unrelated.
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Vicky @thefrankenstein . 41 days ago
For the last time, I’m unaffiliated with @briaria and @auroralovinghours. I do NOT make out with my sentient Roomba. #TheBifrostIncident
Briar (Not Blaire) White @briaria . 41 days ago
@thefrankenstein mayb thats the problem bitch
Nastya than you @auroralovinghours . 41 days ago
@thefrankenstein @briaria briar, dg still tries to kill you every now and then.
Briar (Not Blaire) White @briaria . 41 days ago
@thefrankenstein @auroralovinghours & if she ever gets close enough that i need 2 throw her into a fire then i deserve it lol
Snow White @nowhite . 40 days ago
Isn’t college supposed to be the time of your life where people go wild? How is the most exciting thing that’s happened me visiting my old high school to watch the play? #TheBifrostIncident
Odin @allmilf2020 . 24 days ago
All social media is terrible. #TheBifrostIncident>
JOHNY D’VILLE @firstmateofthecrew . 23 days ago
@allmilf2020 you are just mad because you are angry
>> Odin @allmilf2020 . 22 days ago
@firstmateofthecrew blocked
> THE TOY SOLDIER @thetoysoldier . 23 days ago
@allmilf2020 I Think This Meme Of You Is Jolly Good Fun!
>> Odin @allmilf2020 . 22 days ago
@firstmateofthecrew blocked
Ashes O'Reilly-Mechanisms @pyromaniacaltendencies . 19 days ago
Why is it that when something catches on fire, everyone blames me?
>> Ivy @thelibraryof . 16 days ago
@pyromaniacaltendancies Because 93% of the time it is you.
>>Ashes O'Reilly-Mechanisms @pyromaniacaltendencies . 16 days ago
@thelibraryof Seems like the odds have down.
>>> Ivy @thelibraryof . 16 days ago
@pyromanicaltendancies Concluded #TheBifrostIncident wasn’t entirely your fault. Don’t get me wrong, the gasoline definitely was. But it wasn’t actually you with the lighter. So. Half a percentage point off.
Loki The Bitch @notexactlylowkey . 12 days ago
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
> Loki The Bitch @notexactlylowkey . 12 days ago
probably wasn’t ready to get on social media yet huh haha #TheBifrostIncident #iguessthatswhatwerecallingit #traumaisfun
Loki The Bitch @notexactlylowkey . 9 days ago
i miss not being claustrophobic
>THE HAMMER @thormjolnir . 9 days ago
@definitelynotloki Still VERY SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. You really should’ve JUST GOTTEN KICKED OFF. @allmilf2020 #TheBifrostIncident
>> Loki The Bitch @definitelynotlowkey . 9 days ago
@thormjolinir @allmilf2020 oh god i
>> Loki The Bitch @definitelynotlowkey . 9 days ago
@thormjolinir @allmilf2020 I’m gonna log off now kay
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sigyn @anarcholesbianism . 9 days ago
@notexactlylowkey Call me, and I’ll show you how to turn your account on private.
Baldr (Still Doesn’t Know What Happened) @themistlefoed . 8 days ago
A trial, huh? Sounds like a hassle. What could you guys have gotten up to that necessitates one? #TheBifrostIncident
>Baldr (Still Doesn’t Know What Happened) @themistlefoed . 8 days ago
That wasn’t a reason for anyone to spam me with links to the @allmilf2020 call out post. Or the @anarcholesbianism call out post. Or the @definitelynotlowkey call out post. #TheBifrostIncident
>>Baldr (Still Doesn’t Know What Happened) @mistlefoe . 8 days ago
How many call out posts do you guys need? #TheBifrostIncident
sigyn (Protected)
@anarcholesbianism
She/Her/Hers. Yggsadril High, class of 2020. Yes, that one. I collect knives. Don’t ask me about The Bifrost.
Location: Yggsadril, UK. Website: N/A. Joined: March 17, 2015
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sigyn @anarcholesbianism . 33 days ago
The next person who asks me what happened is getting stabbed. #TheBifrostIncident
>Loki The Bitch @notexactlylowkey . 12 days ago
@anarcholesbianism love you
>Your Basic Wolf Furry @definitelynotlowkey . 22 days ago
@anarcholesbianism report from sibling in law to be: sigyn does not fuck around when she says she’ll stab you
>>>Loki The Bitch @notexactlylowkey . 12 days ago
@anarcholesbianism @definitelynotlowkey yeah <3
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> Odin the One Eyed @allmilf2020 . 33 days ago
@anarcholesbianism For once, Sigyn and I are in agreement. No more comments from me! :)
>> sigyn @anarcholesbianism . 33 days ago
@allmilf2020 Get fucked, Odin.
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sigyn @anarcholesbianism . 6 days ago
I’ve never actually been to court before.
sigyn @anarcholesbianism . 6 days ago
I’m obviously not going to stab the lawyers. @thecaptainofthecrew is not as funny as he thinks and @thelibraryof needs to change his name back. #TheBifrostIncident
> JONNY D’VILLE @firstmateofthecrew . 6 days ago
@anarcholesbianism fuck you i had it for five whole day!!! a new god DAMN record.