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Evan Buckley created "Firehouse 118 + Athena & Karen"
Evan Buckley added Athena Grant, Bobby, Nash, Eddie Diaz, Howie Han, Karen Wilson, Maddie Buckley and Henrietta Wilson
Evan Buckley changed its name to buckbro
Evan Buckley changed Maddie Buckley name to bucksis
Henrietta Wilson changed its name to Hen
Hen changed Bobby Nash name to Captain Dad
buckbro changed Eddie Diaz name to best dad eva
Hen changed Karen Wilson name to Hen's wifey ❤️
bucksis changed Howie Han name to Chimney
Hen changed Athena Grant name to Ms Goddess
Captain Dad: What is this for, Buck?
Hen: omfg only bobby would type w proper grammar
Captain Dad: it's only correct.
buckbro: itsok hen he's dating site bio was "I'm a life saver not a heartbreaker"
Hen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hen: I forgot abt that
Captain Dad: It's catchy!
buckbro: ok boomer
Hen: omfg buck-
Chimney: idk whats this for but im lovin it alr
Captain Dad: Boomer? I'm a gen x. Athena back me up here.
Ms Goddess: nope hes right ur a boomer
Hen: IM CRYINGSHSJSJ
buckbro: glad my idea is working out well
bucksis: it's not
buckbro: not one ask for ur opinion
bucksis: it's called free speech
buckbro: die mad
bucksis: ok sis
best dad eva: ??? buck's a guy???
bucksis: it's a internet thing
buckbro: omg eddie r u a boomer like bobby
Captain Dad: I'm not a boomer, Buck!
Ms Goddess: o k b o o m e r
Hen: rip to bobby nash who just got ok boomered by his own wife
Hen's wifey ❤️: ew crackheads
Hen: hi ily
Hen's wifey ❤️: ily2 mwauh
buckbro: gross
Chimney: don't be jealous buck u have eddie
buckbro: tru
buckbro: where did eddie go he said own thing and dipped
best dad eva: im going to bed like you should
buckbro: ????? it's only 9 ??????
bucksis: im sorry baby bro boomeresome is incurable ❤️
buckbro: >:(
chimney: it's not if we find a cure
Hen: yes getting real sick of those boomers
Ms Goddess: ill donate some funds <3
Captain Dad: No
chimney: try us boomer
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Hen: can someone fking get Buck out of the bathroom
buckbro: isit starting alr?
Hen: yes hurry up
buckbro: comingcoming
Captain Dad: We're in the same place?
Ms Goddess: it's called lazyness babe look it up :)
Chimney: and it's incurable :)
bucksis: like boomeresome
Hen's wifey ❤️: sad
Captain Dad: Chimney, you & Hen are in the same room together there's no need to text
Chimney: shhhh bobby ur boomer is showing
Captain Dad: I'm not a boomer!
best dad eva: stop blowing up my phone it's my day off im trying to nap
buckbro: babe,, there's a mute button
best dad eva: lazy
buckbro: smh
Hen: kick him out
buckbro: no
Hen: 🐱🐱
buckbro: *uno uuo reverse card*
Hen: wbk I got them 🐱🐱
Hen's wifey ❤️: and that's my dinner tonight 😋😋
chimney: athena can u arrest them for public indecency
Ms Goddess: firstly, it's not public indecency
Ms Goddess: secondly, this isnt public
chimney: anyways pls keep it pg-13
buckbro: smd
chimney: no-