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    Rose was back on her shite, “How do you think vampires get erections without blood – like isn’t that required to get a boner?”

    “Why are you asking me when you have Google?”

    “I’m not going to waste my data when you can go ask your prince of the undead. Oh, tell him you require a demonstration."

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    Rey works the night shift in a 24-hour diner and Rose is pretty certain that one of Rey's regulars is a vampire.

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