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The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Family Dinner by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Apr 2020
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It was going to be a bad dinner. But, Peter thought, it probably couldn’t get any worse, right?
He looked over to Bucky. “You wanna come to dinner?”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“It’s already gonna suck,” Peter said. “Steve and Mr Stark are gonna argue and May’s gonna try and keep it light, but then Sam’s gonna be there all sitting next to her and stuff, so I’m gonna be in hell, and nothing Miss Potts can do will solve that.”
“So you want to throw a volatile explosive into a vat of chemicals.”
“Yes.” Bucky looked sceptical. “Come on, please. If you’re the most awkward thing in the room, I won’t have to think about how May dating Sam is awkward.” Peter pulled out the puppy dog eyes, and Bucky looked close to caving. “You’ll get free food out of it.”
Bucky sighed. “Fine. Fine. Okay. Come on. Ruin my night, ruin everyone else’s.”
OR: Pepper wants a night off, Tony wants a fun family dinner, May and Sam want a good time, Peter wants to never acknowledge that his aunt is dating the Falcon, Steve wants to solve all his problems by cooking a good meal, and Bucky just wants to eat dinner. Only one of them is gonna get what they want.
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put me in actual anguish from secondhand embarrassment
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Funny and a little sad too.
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