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  1. 12

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    One time Penelope tried to pay the bill and Colin wouldn't let her, and the other time she was successful

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    So now they were heading to see Roz. Bood couldn’t lie and say he hadn’t pulled the A card for this hospital trip mostly to get to come and see Roz. No, not just Roz. Roz and his boyfriend. Roz and the honest-to-god motherfucking boyfriend that none of them had known that he’d had. Roz and the boyfriend he all but definitely moved to Ottawa for. Bood was over the fucking moon. There was no way in hell Rozanov was ever missing another barbecue.

     

    A short sequel of sorts to 'Crashing' in which Bood and Dykstra make a trip to the hospital the day after Shane drives down to be with Ilya after the plane crash. Revelations, tenderness, and humour ensue.

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    Shen Qingqiu had a problem. His nosy husband was suspicious of him. (Well not suspicious, Luo Binghe loved him too much for that. He was just curious) Asking the system for help is clearly the wrong idea - but hey, he was desperate.

    Basically this is a svsss react to svsss fic

    Translation into Spanish: here

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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  5. 56

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  6. 38

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    Living in the Wild East with Starlo was great. For the first time in a long time, you found yourself truly happy. It seemed like coming to the Underground was the best decision of your life.

    That happiness is threatened when the Asgore finds out that a human has been living in his kingdom for months without being caught.

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    I turn my fic that originally started out as smut oneshots into a fleshed-out story with angst, fluff, and yes... still more smut.

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    Lance finishes reading the file, then turns to face Shiro. Shiro braces himself for an onslaught of questions, and readies himself to message Coran —

    “Is this your way of quietly kicking me off Voltron?”

    — and freezes.

    Huh?

    “Pardon?”

    Lance swallows roughly, eyes trained on his fidgety hands.

    “Um, I asked if this is your way of kicking me off the team,” Lance repeats.

    Shiro has never felt more like his brain was completely empty, because he has no fucking clue what to say.
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    OR: Shiro and Lance have a misunderstanding. But Shiro wants nothing except for his kids to be happy, so he clears things up as quickly as possible.

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  8. 56

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    Barok van Zieks has a soft spot for animals, not that he'd admit it to anyone.

    Loosely follows a 5 + 1 format. Five times Barok attempts to hide his compassion for animals, and one time he fails to fool anyone.

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    Bucky absolutely refuses to cut his hair and for the life of him Steve can't understand why.

    The reason?

     There's nothing in this world Bucky loves more than having Steve brush it...

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    A collection of Sachston one shots because the second movie was so Sachston it had actual subtext from start to finish and now I have too many headcanons

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    When corporate heiress and habitual playgirl Kim Minjeong discovers that her father has signed a contract with Karina to grow his pharmaceutical empire, she only expects another typical deal involving souls. Instead, she finds herself unwillingly engaged to the Queen of Hell.

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    Minjeong’s dad accidentally sells his daughter's hand in marriage to the devil during a depressive episode, so now the devil is Minjeong's problem and unfortunately, her fiancée.

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  12. 17

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    She thought of touching her, holding her hand, and having this conversation in a completely different way.
    Gently caressing her cheeks, kissing her forehead, and then her pink mouth.

    "What do you want me to do, Miranda...?"

    Miranda pressed her lips together, her eyes lingering on Andrea's red lips for just a brief moment.

    I want you to love me...
    Kiss me...
    Never leave me again...

    "Your job."

     

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    Miranda and Andrea attend the Venice Film Festival almost a year after Paris, and they're terrible at managing their feelings for each other.

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    Tim was ninety-eight percent sure Danny's part time job was just an elaborate tabletop campaign. Danny and his buddies 'Frostbite' and 'Fright Knight' once argued for three weeks over medieval dragon politics, which felt appropriate for well, both Dungeons and Dragons. If only he could let his boyfriend know it was okay to talk about his hobbies and share them too.

    Or: The time Danny forgot to tell Tim his Ghost King 'part time job' wasn’t an elaborate D&D roleplay.

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    Jesus, my back.

    I pause, gasping for breath — I'm genuinely sweating. And embarrassed. I wonder if Rocky can hear me losing to a slab of wood.

    God, I hope he can't. Please God.

    It's stuck behind a few empty crates and some miscellaneous spare lab supplies. A few beakers. A blender, for some reason. An ironing board. Why? Because go to hell, Ryland Grace, that's why. You can't have enough fuel to come back but you can have an ironing board with no iron. Here's two kilos of cement-flavoured coma slurry. Kill yourself.

    "I'm being dramatic," I tell myself aloud.

    I'm really not. Dying in space is a very dramatic situation.

    The ways that Rocky and Grace miss everything all the time, yet watch over each other, always.

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    The deeply dorky engagement period and wedding of one Mary Bennet and one Mr Hayward.

    Or Mr Darcy gains another brother-in-law

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    Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
    Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
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    Phainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
    Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
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    famous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.

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    Roz: it’s weird with her
    Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
    Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
    Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
    Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
    Roz: weird, right?

    Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy

    Roz: no, no
    Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
    Roz: or text her but not dick pics
    Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
    Roz: its confusing, hard to explain

    Cliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person

    Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

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    “Mn you’re not wrong. If that couch could speak,” Ilya said, his lips pulled in a smirk, “it would also complain about my libido.”

    Silence descended on the room once again. Wyatt slowly turned his head to look at the fabric of the sectional he was sitting on.

    Luca was the first to move. He launched himself off the couch as if electrocuted. “OH MY GOD!”

    Troy scrambled up next, wiping the back of his thighs frantically. “YOU ANIMALS!”

    Harris stood up slowly, a look of profound betrayal on his face. “I’m sitting on the ghosts of your dead would-have-been-children.”

    Wyatt simply stood, walked to a wooden dining chair in the corner and sat down with the solemnity of a man choosing a life of celibacy.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs teased Hollanov for their crazy love and 1 time they showed that crazy or not, Shane and Ilya are family. And no one fucks with their family)

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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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    Lucifer made a deal with the Buckley's, he will save Daniel and they take in and love his son Evan as their own.

    When the Buckley parents don't follow through with their side of the deal, Lucifer brings Evan with him to LA.

    This is the story of Evan Buckley the Son of the Devil, The Prince of Hell.

    Note:
    First 2 Chapters go through his life before the 118.
    Chapter 3 he is with the 118.
    Chapter 4 is when Eddie arrives.

    [You don't really need to watch Lucifer, but it would be helpful, but enough context will be supplied.]

    This is mostly in 911 universe, with comments and references from the Lucifer universe. 🫣🤭

    😈 🔪 🚒 🚔 🪽

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