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Temporary, obviously by Abyssi01
Fandoms: ガンバレ！中村くん!! | Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! | Go For It Nakamura! (Manga)
03 May 2026
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Nakamura and Matsumura start fake dating, but later it turns into something more real
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Off The Record, On You by red_bull_enthusiast
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is the most respected hockey journalist in Canada. He's been covering the Boston Raiders for three years. He has interviewed Ilya Rozanov fourteen times in a professional capacity. He has written 47,000 words about Ilya Rozanov's career. He has approximately zero words for what happens when Rozanov corners him in a hotel corridor after Game 7 and says, very quietly, in that voice: "You always leave before I can talk to you." Shane has absolutely no idea what to do with that.
(Or: Shane doesn't play hockey. He just writes about the man who does. It is, objectively, worse.)- Language:
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One night, Lucifer is caught practicing a confession. Hilarity ensues.
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Side Effects May Include... by kaelila
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 May 2026
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“You’re pregnant,” Recovery Girl says.
Izuku stares at her. And then he fucking laughs. The sudden sound making Recovery Girl wince.
“Good one,” he manages finally, wiping at his face. “Wow. For a second there I thought you were about to tell me I was dying.” He inhales, still smiling.
“But no, seriously,” he adds, voice lighter now, “What’s wrong with me?”
Recovery Girl doesn’t smile.
“Yes, seriously. You are pregnant.”
Izuku’s smile disappears.
“What.”
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Pro heroes Deku and Dynamight get hit by an aphrodisiac quirk. But no big deal, it’s not like it’s their first time. When you’re a pro hero in a world full of mysterious quirks, you stop asking what even counts as normal anymore. Besides, it’s not their first time fucking it out either.
But holy fucking plus ultra
He is pregnant.
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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Chapter 9
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You Make My Heart Roar by KittenAround, TheVeniceAngel
Fandoms: Horton Hears a Who! - Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who! (Movie 2008), The Cat in the Hat - Dr. Seuss
10 Feb 2026
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Trinity Tiger wants to confess her feelings to Horton, but she's too nervous to express it with words. Will she ever tell him?
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- Part 1 of Fumble in the Jungle
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Shane was hurt and Ilya couldn’t be there with him. No one knew that he cared, that his boyfriend was in the hospital, not even Shane’s parents.
OR: Yuna Hollander just wanted to grab some of Shane’s things from his apartment during his hospital stay. She didn't suspect she'd stumble across a home invasion, and that the perpetrator would be Ilya Rozanov.
(Shane’s okay!)
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Demons aren't the only ones who seal the deal with a kiss, apparently Angels do it too. And Cas is handing them out like candies. Dean figures if he can't stop him, he might as well use it to his advantage and strike a few deals on his own to earn Angel kisses whenever he likes.
But it's a dangerous game to play because the more kisses he gets, the harder it is to stop, and maybe pushing Cas away is easier than facing how he really feels.
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The Woes of a Manager by Anonymous
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
18 Apr 2026
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Cale stomped over to the closet doors and slammed them open with all his might. In return, he was greeted with a very familiar shriek and a disheveled Kim Rok Soo.
“...”
“...”
“CHOI JUNG SOO YOU SON OF A—!”
Or: Cale had the misfortune of being the manager of 3 unruly idols.
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What would you do if you woke up in an 12-year-old's body with adult memories and the knowledge that you're supposed to be a villain?
A 34-year-old mother from 2025 dies and awakens as Petunia Evans in 1971. She knows exactly how this story is supposed to go—Petunia becomes bitter, magic-hating, and crucial to Harry Potter's survival. So she tries to change nothing. Stay invisible. Let events unfold.
Then she gets Sorted into Slytherin.
Now she's mastering magic she's not supposed to have, forming impossible friendships across house lines, and discovering that erasing a child's memories comes with consequences no one warned her about. Her Seer visions are getting darker, her failed Animagus transformation is changing her into something inhuman, and her desperate attempts to preserve the timeline are creating entirely new disasters.
Some knowledge is too dangerous to keep. Some futures are too important to save.- Language:
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Chapter 23
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A Parliament of Owls
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(TO READ)(COMPLETE)
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Rainbow capitalists and bisexuals and pride parades and queers and more flags than you could shake a stick at! Come one, come all, it's Pride Month in Hell, and it's never too late for an old dog to learn new tricks.
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Or, it's Pride Month and Alastor picks a fight with Vox, only for Vox to clap back and the two of these old men to learn a little more about the other.-
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There's a time traveller tied to a chair in their living room and he brought some photos that Sherlock doesn't want John to see.
There might also be an apocalypse.
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- Part 1 of Angsty Prompts Turned Into Fluff
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i need you like cake on my birthday by earthtodora
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Mar 2025
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Megumi’s determined to make Yuuji’s birthday perfect - he’d just rather do it without accidentally exposing his not-at-all-huge crush in the process.
Or, the story of how burned pancakes, a terrible horror movie, and a pair of Sasuke and Naruto plushies manage to bring two idiots together.
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"I mean, uh, I know that your stupid wormo man prequel movie came out, and uh. You should. Go see it."
Smooth. Very smooth. Megumi managed to phrase that so badly that the whole point was lost. He wanted to bang his head against the wall.
"See it... alone?" Yuuji said slowly.
"No!" Megumi said, a little too loudly.
He flinched, and took a deep breath.
"I mean," he said, trying to regain his composure. "I'll come with you. If... if you want. Not because I want to see the movie or anything, but I just figured it would be fun to hang out or whatever. Not that I was going to invite you to come along or anything. You can do whatever you want. It's your birthday. I'm not forcing you. I don't care."
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cutest Yuuji bday fic I ever read
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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.Series
- Part 1 of Growing on Me
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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2026
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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Ch14!!
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none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.
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my heated rivalry anon fics by Anonymous
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though
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Childe once saw a glimpse of his nerdy Uni roommate Zhongli, and it was over for him. Cue the pining, the moping, the fucking around to forget the sight of those rock-hard abs hidden underneath those sweater vests. Just one problem: Zhongli thinks exactly the same.
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- Part 1 of Hook, Line, and Sinker
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- 8/8
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Chapter 5
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What do you do when you find a suspicious vial of potion left on your desk, accompanied by a cryptic message daring your true Gryffindor spirit?
If you're James Potter, you drink it and convince others to do the same. If you're Lily Evans, you're others.- Language:
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Eternally single professor Castiel is quiet, nerdy, and keeps to his research. The one indulgence that he allows himself is spending hours on YouTube bingeing the vlogs of a handsome, reckless archaeologist. Hunter styles himself as a bit of an Indiana Jones type, and he reminds Castiel of the adventurous, free person he longs to be. Plus, he’s super hot.
Imagine Castiel’s surprise when he meets the new archaeology professor at the Humanities potluck.
This is his chance—he is finally in the same room as Dean “Hunter” Winchester!
Unfortunately, the best interaction shy, awkward Castiel can manage is to steal his new colleague’s Tupperware.
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