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[recording of transmission, 0835, 11/22/23]
[in call: Heroes Flambae, Prism, Invisigal, Sonar, Coupé, Malevola, Punch-Up, Golem. Dispatcher Robert. HR Supervisor Luke]
[absent: Heroes Phenomaman and Waterboy (don’t ask)]
HR: Hello. This is being recorded for training purposes. My name is—
Flambae: Fuck off.
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- Part 1 of dispatch hell
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💖💖💖💖💖
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loved thisss
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Let's Watch These Moments! by mo_op01
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime)
24 Nov 2025
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The entire student cast was expecting a boring mixed year lesson, not something pink holographic screen to pop up and show them embarrassing moments!
And why does it call them anthology, 4koma, or anime chibi endings??
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I BEG FOR AN UPDATE
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Of course Oscar was still Oscar. The same sweet, tender Alpha he always was. The same composed, infuriatingly understanding Alpha Lando had gotten used to. Of course Oscar wasn't mad. Of fucking course he wasn't.
Oscar is such a good Alpha that it makes Lando lose his mind sometimes.
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- Part 3 of truly, madly, deeply
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“So what's your dream?”
She stares at him with a blank look. This world did love its dreams.
“Don't have one,” she tells him with a shrug.
He makes a face. “Everyone has a dream. Mine is to be King of the Pirates!”
"Okay."
"Wait! You didn't even tell me yours!"
"As I said, I don't really have one."
"Then I'll help you find one!"
"No thanks."
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Or: A woman with a few screws loose ends up reincarnated into One Piece and decides that the best, most logical course of action is to become overpowered. Oh, and maybe save a few people in the processSeries
- Part 3 of Brave New World, Again But Better
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Ticked Off by Xenolis
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Nov 2025
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Midoriya Izuku attracted trouble. It was just a fact of life – the sky was blue, the grass was green, and Izuku constantly found himself in an absurd number of deadly situations.
He was okay with that. Mortal peril was an average Tuesday afternoon for a Pro Hero like him. Being kidnapped was practically a holiday. Saving civilians as a building collapsed around him was easier than facing his worried mum later. He had dealt with All Might's disappointed dad stare and only cried for two hours afterwards.
A serial killing villain with an unknown Quirk would be no problem!
...but even Izuku had to admit that being sent back in time to his first day at UA wasn't on the agenda. Still, there was no-one more spitefully determined than him – he was going to make the most of it.
Yeah, good luck, heroes and villains alike! Deku was here to cause mischief and love his friends!
(Reposting gradually! Sorry for the inconvenience <3)
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- Part 1 of Time Trials
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Cassius Warrington, not Cedric Diggory, is chosen as Hogwart Champion during the Triwizard Tournament. Will the rest of the students support the Slytherin champion or The Boy-Who-Cheated? One small change, creates ripples throughout the entire wizarding world.
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You, and anyone with cognitive thinking knew that Patrick Hockstetter was fucking deranged, that he was closer to a padded cell than he was to any form of graduation. He was a psychopath, a living, walking representation of everything that was wrong with the world, and the one person you'd never in your LIFE want to catch the attention of.
Nobody wanted to risk becoming a target for anyone, more specifically The Bowers Gang, but ESPECIALLY Patrick fucking Hockstetter. So what the shit were you supposed to do now that you've gone from invisible to that entire group, and everyone for that matter, to now being noticed.
Holy shit, fuck your life.
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(OR — You made the mistake of making eye contact with a solipsistic freak.)
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Kindred Spirits by NightFlame33
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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When on patrol one night, Red Robin ends up critically injured by a powerful, young ghost. Fortunately, a glowing boy is there to save him. Unfortunately, it involves stabilizing Tim with something that looks eerily like Lazarus Water. With a brief, yet vague explanation of ghosts, ectoplasm, and something called the GIW, the boy - self-proclaimed Phantom - vanishes.
Tim launches himself into research, discovering a plethora of new revelations into ghosts and the spirits that reside within and alongside their world. Some a little closer to home than others. As Tim and his family continue to search for answers, they'll discover government coverups, magic beyond even the knowledge of Justice League Dark, and a town that tows the border of life and death.
Meanwhile, Danny Fenton is having the time of his half-life at Gotham U, balancing engineering classes with his kingly duties in the Infinite Realms. But when Phantom ends up on the Bats' radar, his delicate balance might be upset entirely. But then again, Danny Fenton has never been one to retreat from trouble. And he certainly isn't about to start when it comes in the form of one very attractive Tim Drake-Wayne.
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- Part 1 of Kindred Spirits 'verse
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Kindred Spirits
NightFlame33When on patrol one night, Red Robin ends up critically injured by a powerful, young ghost. Fortunately, a glowing boy is there to save him. Unfortunately, it involves stabilizing Tim with something that looks eerily like Lazarus Water. With a brief, yet vague explanation of ghosts, ectoplasm, and something called the GIW, the boy - self-proclaimed Phantom - vanishes.
Tim launches himself into research, discovering a plethora of new revelations into ghosts and the spirits that reside within and alongside their world. Some a little closer to home than others. As Tim and his family continue to search for answers, they'll discover government coverups, magic beyond even the knowledge of Justice League Dark, and a town that tows the border of life and death.
Meanwhile, Danny Fenton is having the time of his half-life at Gotham U, balancing engineering classes with his kingly duties in the Infinite Realms. But when Phantom ends up on the Bats' radar, his delicate balance might be upset entirely. But then again, Danny Fenton has never been one to retreat from trouble. And he certainly isn't about to start when it comes in the form of one very attractive Tim Drake-Wayne.
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SocMed fic, Modern Au, Outsider POV of Phaidei <3
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-1 hp by Calamityjim for necrosweater
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
09 Dec 2023
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Was that a fucking sword?
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Population Bomb by Deuterosis
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
26 May 2023
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Arven found a new Herba Mystica... but it instead seemed to be a Cursed Mystica.
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- Part 7 of Doujin-Resembling Stories
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Have you heard of the Queen of Roses? They say he is as knowledgeable as he is beautiful. There is no one in Yoshiwara who can match his charm. Riddle is a courtesan at the start of his career; Floyd was accompanying his best friend on business. Now he doesn't think he wants to return home quite as soon.
This is a historic prostitute AU, rating has been upped. I hope you enjoy a glimpse of ankle every once in a while until then.
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A wounded bird by FanficReader321
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
28 Feb 2022
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The night after the final showdown, Kate returns to her apartment only to find she might have underestimated the extent of her injuries. Thankfully, Yelena shows up at the perfect time and helps fix her wounded bird.
Written after 1x06
*This is now a place for additional one-shots of them, so please enjoy!*
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Zoro is an introvert. Zoro's social butterfly boyfriend doesn't seem to understand what it means, so Zoro asks a few fellow introverts for advice.
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In which ex-childhood best friends Jimin and Jungkook meet again and Jungkook decides to hack Jimin’s Twitter account as revenge, but ends up discovering Jimin’s biggest secret and falling for him (again) instead.
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An Apple A Day Can't Keep The Bat Away by ShapedCrusader
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
21 Nov 2025
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You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
What happens when you, a slightly drunk reader, encounter the Bat?
And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?Lots of drunken/sober fluff, lots of brooding, lots of denial, lots of interesting characters and lots and lots and lots of you not shutting up when you're supposed to.
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My father's sins (aren't mine) by RhapeSeuhans
Fandoms: Frankenstein - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein (2025)
23 Nov 2025
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After realizing what he did in a fit of madness, Victor Frankenstein decides it's time to break with the family tradition of being a terrible father and begins to care for his creation. What he doesn't know is that his creation doesn't see him as a father.
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Ship Happens! by otterspace418
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Nov 2025
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Ten years ago, Rey Niima and Ben Solo were the darling co-stars of Regency Rebels, Britain's most beloved period drama. Then Ben spectacularly imploded. DUI, scandals, leaked sex tape, and a cancelled final season that took Rey's breakout role down with it.
Now? Rey's career is flatlining. Two box office bombs. A soul-crushing breakup with Poe Dameron, who's now parading his interesting new girlfriend across every magazine cover. And the entire internet has decided she's "too boring" to matter.
Enter Ben Solo. Her former co-star. The man who destroyed her career. Britain's favourite bad boy with a leather jacket habit and a talent for poor decisions. He's spent the last ten years clawing his way back from tabloid disaster, and he's still got that dangerous charm that makes headlines.
One paparazzi ambush in Central London goes viral. One catastrophically drunken night in Canto Bight. And Rey wakes up married to the man who ruined everything.
Now they have to figure out what the hell to do about it.
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Robert decides to fuck shit up for corporate and refuses to have any of the members of Z-Team fired. The team is strangely touched by this.
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Robert fights to have neither Coupé nor Sonar fired.Series
- Part 1 of Hero Catalogue 🦸
- Part 1 of Project Phoenix Continuity 🐦🔥
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With Spencer and Lily's wedding planning in full-swing, how will their personal and professional lives fare when their relationship is put to the test?
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- Part 3 of Lily Hotchner