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A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.
Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.
It breaks the internet.
If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
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Leon and Chris already shared everything: one apartment, shared routines, their toothbrushes side by side in the bathroom, and too many nights spent waiting for the other to come back from a mission.
When Chris announced a major change in his BSAA career, Leon realized he was tired of waiting.
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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the nile is a river in egipt, your Capton is gay
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Don’t you hear the branches cry? by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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“Not because of Ilya. Shane, they’re scared as fuck of you. Have you not seen the replies to that video? Bro, I have never seen you like that.”
Suddenly it all seems to click for Shane. Minnesota and Chicago didn’t ignore his teammates but Montreal does. They are known to indirectly target him through nearly terrorizing his team. If they chirp at anyone of the Centaurs, Shane will assume it’s to get to him. So they don’t. “Wait, what video? The bar fight one?” His thoughts come to a halt there. “You’re kidding, right? That’s ages ago.”
Hayden gets called back but makes sure to shove Shane lightly with a breathy laugh. “Fuck no! The arcade one!” He shouts as he skates towards the bench.
Months after the video of Shane Hollander in a bar fight came out, people have finally stopped talking about it. Then a new video pops up.
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- Part 2 of Make your white hoodies red
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SOOOO GOOOD KSKSKSKSJJSJS
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if it's the thought that counts, let's think it through by A_Different_Type_of_Flower
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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For the record, Samira never thought she would ask Jack Abbot about his penis, metaphorically or otherwise.
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How to get your crush to notice you, so you don’t get stabbed.
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Please do not text me back by bettyxloves
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Shane texts his classmate about an assignment that is due soon, expect he has the wrong number, and he texts Ilya, who will do anything to annoy (and satisfy) Shane. Shane cannot find the block button.
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Cabin Buddies! by Anagnor1sis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 May 2026
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When Shane signs up to spend the summer as a counselor at a sleepaway camp, he expects the summer to be easy, organized, and simple. He does not expect Ilya Rozanov: loud, infuriatingly charming, impossible to ignore, and unfortunately assigned to the other bed in Shane’s cabin.
or: Hollanov at Summer Camp!!
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When Scott Hunter pulled his boyfriend out onto the ice and kissed him in front of hundreds of thousands of people, he knew there would be backlash. He knew people, whether it be the fans or his fellow hockey players, would have something to say about it.
When Ilya Rozanov, notorious ass, approached him, he expected the same backhanded compliments he’d been getting from everyone else.
OR - Ilya Rozanov was an asshole, but not a homophobic asshole.
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- Part 41 of mik’s completed fics
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old and boring by mickeysshitshow
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Zane Boodram makes it his personal mission to get Rozanov and Hollander to actually act like a married couple in front of the team.
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Riku wakes up with a countdown to his “death” and immediately assumes he’s going to die. Naturally convinced he’s about to die, he decides to finally confess to his longtime crush on his groupmate Yushi before it’s too late.
The countdown vanishes when they kiss.
Turns out, it was counting down to the moment Riku finds out he’s an Esper and Yushi was the answer all along, his Guide
The countdown was basically his body alarm saying “go kiss him before too late”
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Republic City sweats through a fever it cannot break.
Fire Lord Zuko descends to the docks to open crates that should have stayed nailed shut. What begins as a matter of ledgers and Treasury seals comes apart the moment the first lid splinters and the past begins to leak.
Katara stands witness as the familiar angles of the city begin to shift and fail.
Some debts demand to be paid in full.
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Rozanov
hello this is ilya rozanovRozanov
can you please stop with thisRozanov
i am not homophobicRozanov
hollander is not homophobicRozanov
you are making my life very hard🙄🙄Vaughny
maybe u should stop being a homophobic assholeScott
Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.Rozanov
i hate you bothRozanov
one momentRozanov
i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proofRozanov
but he said no😣😣😣😣(after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')
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- Part 14 of hr: online edn
- Part 19 of ways they didn't find out
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One insufferable date. One exclusive restaurant. One sinfully hot Head Chef saving Violet’s date from being a complete disaster.
It turns out the best things in The Aretian aren't found on the table; they're found off the menu.
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It starts out as a simple text to ask Dennis to check on Baby Jane Doe, but before he knows it, Robby is returning early from his sabbatical to coparent her with him.
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Robby accidentally babytraps Dennis.
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r/roselandry by willyoucometomycottagethissummer1
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Apr 2026
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r/roselandry
u/roselandryupdates
Rose Landry and Shane Hollander celebrate Metros win
Link to full article at Popoholic
"Rose Landry and Shane Hollander were spotted at a candlelit dinner at an upscale Montreal restaurant after a 5-2 win to the Metros over the Toronto Guardians. Amid speculation about their relationship over the last few days, the couple were seen leaving together in the same car - perhaps to continue the celebration back at Hollander's home?"
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This is a great day to be bisexualu/iamlily81
No it is not.u/pucktheraiders
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Ilya terrorizes the Rose Landry Reddit
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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All in one hour. by bluejellyfish6_0
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
17 Apr 2026
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A funny oneshot of ponyboy and johnny having an unpleasant visiter to their hangout and at the end, everyone is revealed to be gay.
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so tuff im leaving ts in my bookmarks 🎉🎉
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beautiful :o
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Operation: Save Batman and Robin by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
01 May 2026
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“Are you an organ thief?”
Robin made a choking sound.
“An organ thief?” Batman repeated, and now he sounded a little amused.
Tim nodded once, which was a mistake, because the pier rolled unnaturally under his feet.
“Important screening question,” he said.
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Tim is high on pain meds, but is he going to let that stop him from saving Batman and Robin? Of course not.
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The Kingdom of Bannerfall was an odd sort of place, but it was home.
Scott had been here for a hundred years now, and still, the novelty of having a safe place to stay where he would always be welcomed with open arms… It was good. He hesitated to call most things "good," but really. They were. Scott was doing okay.
But it never did get easier. He could breathe better, sometimes. It'd been so long, he'd honestly forgotten what they used to look and sound like, and the thought was as terrifying as it was comforting.
OR: A reincarnation AU, inspired heavily by It's Not Goodbye Forever by verdantstories, in which nothing and everything is as it seems and there's a magical artifact standing between three kingdoms. Chapter titles from From Eden by Hozier.
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