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  1. 5

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    Extras and spin-offs from my Nuke-nin story

    Shenanigans abound

    Please leave your sanity at the door

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    Dr Robby can't stand the breakroom coffee anymore. He didn't care if that made McKay call him 'bougie' (which meant something other than an intubation bougie, he was now learning).

    Dana usually enabled his caffeine habit. But now that she was on a well-deserved break from the Pitt, he has to make the journey to the staff cafeteria himself.

    When he gets to know the sad-eyed barista behind the counter, he can't help but keep coming back for more.

    A Hucklerobby Coffee Shop AU, featuring our favorite Nebraskan boy as a Med School dropout and the grouchy Dr Robby that we all know and love.

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    “I’m going to die.”

     

    “…What?—“

     

    “I only have three months left.”

     

    Vi stared at her, expression unreadable, lips slightly parted—something Caitlyn didn’t look at for long.

     

    Great. She broke her ex-wife. Why did she even tell her?

    Caitlyn Kiramman has always been composed and reserved, her career-driven nature keeping her grounded. It also, inevitably, drove her marriage to its breaking point. Now, the only thing keeping her and her ex connected is their 3-year-old daughter. When Caitlyn is diagnosed with a rare, untreatable brain tumor and given just three months to live, her world begins to unravel, overwhelmed by emotions she’s spent a lifetime locking away.

    But what happens when the only person she can bring herself to tell… is her ex-wife?

    Violet Lanes wants nothing to do with Caitlyn—not anymore. As much as it hurts, she refuses to let herself get pulled back in. The divorce left scars she’s still learning to live with, and she’s made their daughter her one and only priority. But when Caitlyn shows up with news of her impending death, Vi is forced to confront everything she’s tried to bury.

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  5. 6

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    Marie loved to boast about herself, showing her pride as a nation and a woman. But she wasn't always as strong and confident as she appeared to be to others. Showing her softer, vulnerable side in front of Alice.

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  6. 51

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    Nico di Angelo-centric one-shot books.
    Most of them will be about his relationship with his divine family because the Good parent Hades fics aren't enough,and we need more where both Persephone AND Demeter actually like him,because he needs a supportive family.

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    Rozanov
    hello this is ilya rozanov

    Rozanov
    can you please stop with this

    Rozanov
    i am not homophobic

    Rozanov
    hollander is not homophobic 

    Rozanov
    you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

    Vaughny
    maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

    Scott
    Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

    Rozanov
    i hate you both

    Rozanov
    one moment

    Rozanov
    i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

    Rozanov
    but he said no😣😣😣😣

    (after a misunderstanding, ilya is cancelled for being homophobic to scott hunter. when shane and ilya announce their friendship, shane is also cancelled for the association with a 'homophobe')

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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  10. 44

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    For months, Buck has been professionally harassed over dispatch by one infuriatingly calm operator with a smug voice, a superiority complex, and a deeply concerning habit of calling him sweetheart over an active emergency line.

    Buck hates him.

    Obviously.

    Then he meets Eddie Diaz in person and unfortunately discovers that the smug voice comes with stupidly nice hands, unfair eye contact, and a thirteen-year-old son who immediately decides Buck is his problem now.

    Worse, Eddie gets weirdly possessive every time someone else looks at Buck too long.

    Worse than that, Buck likes it.

    And when a bad call turns into a building collapse and Eddie has to listen to Buck trapped beneath it over an open dispatch line, suddenly none of it feels like a joke anymore.

    Or: Buck and Eddie fall in love while arguing over city emergency communications, and literally everyone is tired of them.

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  11. 12

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    Inumaki Toge is an interesting guy, despite being fairly simple.

    Cursed speech, from an outcast clan, second-grade in his first year, his own form of language that took about six months to a year to understand.

    An omega, and a claimed one too.

    He had the makings of a proper one too, kind, assuring, a steady figure even in the face of disaster.

    Yuuji kind of looked up to him; male omegas are just uncommon enough to be seen as a novelty. But not uncommon enough to be shocking, that being said. Omegas in general were frowned upon in Jujutsu Society, with conservatives believing that they'd weaken to their instincts when faced by battle: dropping, being forcibly claimed, they were seen as better off to be mated to produce strong cursed techniques and future sorcerers than to be a warrior themselves.

    But there was just one thing catching Yuuji's interest more than all of these facts and tidbits:

    Who is Inumaki Toge mated to?

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  12. 38

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    Kara writes Lena's name in the Ehl'rao na-veth field of a Kryptonian diplomatic form at midnight while Lena is standing right there.

    She doesn't think anything of it.

    Everyone else does.

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  13. 23

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    He reached up, cupped Ilya’s jaw with one hand. “You don't have to have a word,” he said. “You love me. I know.”

    Ilya’s eyes darkened. “Yes. I am walked.

    Shane grinned, amused and aroused in equal measure. “Oh yeah?”

    “Yes. You… make me fetch oat milk. And remember recycling. And vacuum couch crumbs. I am the captain of a National team, but in our home I am…” he shrugged, mock-suffering. “I am whipped. Like cream.”

    Shane snorted this time, eyes bright in adoration to Ilya and his usage of new English slang. Shane reached for the hem of Ilya’s shirt and tugged him forward. His voice was light but knowing. “And yet you still think you’re the lucky one.”

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  14. 27

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    "Yes— Yes!" Pure Vanilla cried, rolling his hips to meet his cock in the middle. Shadow Milk couldn't last. He slammed down one last time and saw bright stars, his mouth falling open. But just a few simple words were enough to snap him down to reality. "Yeees~♡! Fill me up— Breed me, get me pregnant!!"

    Shadow Milk's gentle shifts of the hips, originally easing out the remainder of his orgasm, stopped dead in their tracks.

    ...What?

    Did Pure Vanilla... Want a baby?

     

    AKA: Shadow Milk doesn't know what a breeding kink is and freaks out

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
    Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.

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    Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.

    Chapter 1: The interview
    Chapter 2: Twitter reactions

    note: this fic is a what-if. Ilya Rozanov would probably never act so unhinged/ embarrass Shane this much. Read this if you want to giggle and have a good laugh, not if you want something highly realistic.

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    Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
    Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
    Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
    Cassie added Jane to the conversation.

    Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.

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    “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.

    “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”

    Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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    Gustave Virlogeux, lead engineer for a luxury watch manufacturer, has spent two years decidedly not staring at head designer Verso Dessendre's ponytail. He has been very professional about this. He has never once thought about yanking that ridiculous ribbon loose and finding out just how that infuriating voice sounds while begging for more.

    Verso Dessendre, on the other hand, has spent two years definitely not thinking about Gustave Virlogeux's capable hands. He has been extremely composed. He has absolutely no opinion on what those oil-stained fingers might feel like wrapped around his cock, and he only got a hard-on at work twice. A week.

    When they both sign up for the same anonymous hookup app in order to blow off some steam and match with a stranger who is devastatingly, inconveniently perfect — well. At least it's not a workplace romance.

    Right?

    (Getting stuck in an elevator has nothing to do with it.)

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    @mensicehockey2k
    Hopefully Hollander and Rozanov make statements about this soon. Lots of young kids look up to these guys. Super disappointing if it’s true.
    11:58 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 399K Views

    @starweavergia
    this is like the opposite of being told your parents are getting divorced #hollanovwedding
    11:12 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 86K Views

    @rizzanov_official
    GOOD MORNING GIRLIES HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING TODAY #hollanovwedding #hollanovnation #hollanovontop
    11:09 AM ᐧ 18 Jan 2017 ᐧ 570K Views

    Shane and Ilya get drunk that night in Tampa and wake up married in Vegas.

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