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It was a routine undercover mission. Blend in, gather information, get out.
Then, Dick was faced with an old acquaintance.
Things were about to get interesting.
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DG Anniversary Week, Day 2 : Spies & Secret Agents
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- Part 2 of Dick Grayson Anniversary Week (2023)
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sting of a wasp by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Aug 2021
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"You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."
Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.
Her eyes narrowed. “What.”
Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.
Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”
“Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”
What? What?
Harrow blinked. “What?”
Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.
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How to Grow a Romance in 3 Easy Steps by im_the_king_of_the_ocean (rebelliouswhirlpool)
Fandoms: RWBY
02 Dec 2020
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Oscar is in love with Ruby, but the crush she has on Penny is more than plain for him to see, so he keeps his feelings to himself.
After hearing from _WBY how obvious Oscar’s crush on Ruby is, Penny seeks out a conversation with the farm boy in the hopes she can compare her feelings for Ruby with his, to figure them out.
While Oscar and Penny discuss their feelings for Ruby (and each other), Ruby, left to her own devices, panics over having crushes on both Oscar and Penny.
A Poly Love Story in 3 Acts.
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Katara giggled behind her hand. At what? He assumes the sheer impossibility of the "nonsense" she was about to say. "Please, the day we start calling you Sokka The Great is the day Aang marries the Fire Lord."
As they say, famous last words.
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Baker's Dozen by burkygirl
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
15 Jan 2018
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This is a collection of ficlets and drabbles I've posted to Tumblr. All Everlark. Chapters are rated individually.
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The Reason Why Halloween Is No Longer Celebrated In America's House (Or in any other nation's house for that matter) by Yukai_Yami
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2025
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The nations agreed to host a Halloween party at America's house, so it was only a matter of time before the whole thing devolved into chaos, and Germany only wants to know WHY the nations agreed to all this in the first place.
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breaking news: trash cat is not in fact a cat, but instead a human child. more at dawn! by sam_in_the_trees for ppvq
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Oct 2025
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As he made to leave, movement in the alley caught his attention. Through the darkness, Shouta squinted at what appeared to be some animal wriggling around in the trash, seemingly stuck. Either it was a raccoon or a cat.
Well, he'd free the thing before he left. It'd be illogical to let a creature helplessly struggle when it would take minimal effort to assist.
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Pro-Hero Eraserhead, while injured a little out of it, decides to bring home a stray cat he rescued. T'was not a cat. T'was a teenager with a quirk. Adoption ensues.
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After the "Great Qatar Incident" left Max Verstappen and George Russell somewhere between “cordial colleagues” and “awkward ex-rivals who still lowkey watch each other’s onboards,” things have finally calmed down. They’re polite in interviews, share podiums without murder in their eyes, and occasionally even make each other laugh. Progress.
Enter Kimi Antonelli: bright-eyed, terrifyingly talented, and the internet’s self-declared “grid child.” When Kimi admits he’s in love with Ollie Bearman and asks his “Mama George” and “Papa Max” for dating advice, the two drivers do the only reasonable thing: agree to help.
Unfortunately, “helping” turns into fake dates “for practice,” confession roleplays that hit too close to home, and a PR storm that makes it look like they’re the ones in love.
(A comedy of errors featuring competitive flirting, emotional repression, and one very smug teenager who knew exactly what he was doing.)
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Don't even fucking play with me right now this was the BEST f1 rpf fic I've ever read I'm not even joking with yall. THE HUMOR, THE VOCAB, THE PERSONALITIES, THE PLOT. I haven't stopped internally screaming and I wish I could read this for the first time again oh my god
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Tim Drake’s Guide to Post-Mortem IVF and the Consequences of Teenage Parenthood by candlemouse
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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“So, where’s the evidence?” Tim asked.
“One moment,” Bruce said, still staring down at Lila like she was god’s greatest gift to earth. And she was the greatest gift to earth. But Tim’s greatest gift—not God’s—because Tim technically was the one who had swirled her up in a test tube.
Tim accidentally creates a baby out of his and Kon’s DNA in grief. He keeps this a secret until he can’t, and then pivots onto the story that he’s “babysitting.” With a family full of detectives, it’s a story unlikely to last.
(AKA the fic in which a baby prompts Tim to reconcile his relationships with his loved ones)
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- Part 1 of my timkon clone baby au
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Perfume by cxkui
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
19 Jun 2025
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When Jinshi praises another consort's perfume, it sparks an unexpected flicker of jealousy in Maomao.
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- Part 2 of Jinshi & Maomao
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Conformation of the obvious by Helga_144
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
14 Jun 2025
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Fiyero and Boq have been dating since their first year at Shiz but no one has noticed, or they couldn't care to notice as no matter how hard Fiyero tired the students couldn't get it through their thick skulls.
so now Fiyero has employed the help of Glinda, Elphaba and Nessarose to make sure everyone got the conformation of the obvious by proposing to Boq and making sure everyone can see!
(Or, a cute little fic where Fiyero proves his love for Boq)
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The Field Trip Chronicles by CactusJuice25
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 May 2025
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No
No way
“Richard?”
Dick was brought crashing back to his unfortunate reality by the call of his English teacher. His English teacher that was still holding that cursed piece of paper towards him.
What was on this paper you may be asking? This paper so innocently disguised as a regular field trip permission slip?
Gotham Academy annual field trip to Wayne Enterprises
Parent signature here:
Or-
The "Peter Parker field trip to Stark Industries" trope but it's the Batkids instead
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Amphoreus, but make it DanStelle by TheNovelArtist
Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Would have stayed if you’d had asked (But instead you just walk away) by Ideasofmarch
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Jun 2020
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The pack kick Stiles to the curb after deciding he's just not worth the effort it takes to keep him alive. In response, Stiles packs up and moves to Manhattan.
What follows is the next decade of Stiles's life and how those who have abandoned him lived to regret it. Including but not limited to: A new pack, a mentor to teach him about his spark, love, the avengers, friendship, and the semi-adopting of one Peter Parker
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The man straightened a little, like he was preparing for a performance. “Security,” he said with a nod.
Henry raised an eyebrow. “I didn’t know the Conellis had hired security.”
“Should they have told you?” the man asked, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes.
Henry blinked, caught a bit off guard. “Well... not necessarily. I just... I own the bookstore.” He pointed toward Fox & Pages. “Right there.”
Recognition dawned in the man’s expression. “That’s your store? With the cute string lights in the window? That place looks incredibly cozy. Like, dangerously easy to spend hours in.”
Henry chuckled, surprised by the genuine enthusiasm. “That’s the idea.”
The man laughed—a rich, warm sound that made Henry’s skin tingle.
“I’ll have to stop by sometime,” he said. “Who should I ask for?”
“Henry,” he replied. “And you are...?”
“Alex.”or Henry owns a bookstore and just happens to meet Alex in front of future crime scenes
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a slight understatement by IlluminaMint
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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“You had to go through that thirty-three times?” Tribbie asked. Her voice wobbled with unshed tears.
Phainon did the only thing possible in such a situation: He panicked.
“Uh,” he said, because clearly his eloquence had abandoned him during one of the cycles, “yes?”
// OR, circumstance leads to the heirs thinking Phainon only lived through thirty-three cycles. Rather than correcting them on this, Phainon doubles down and decides this is the new narrative he'll go along with so as to avoid worrying them too much.
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Uther thinks Arthur and Merlin are together. Neither corrects him.
Now the kingdom thinks so too. Servants, knights, Gwen, and Morgana all have opinions.
It’s ridiculous, it’s awkward… and Arthur isn’t sure he actually wants to fix it.Series
- Part 2 of A Royal Mess
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A Brand New Life (Is All I Can Spare to Play With You) by Kotsh
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
17 Aug 2025
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56-year-old Chris wakes up in his 1996 body. After toying with the idea of blowing his brains out, he decides to ruin pre-T-virus Wesker's life first. He's so very done with playing hero.
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better than i've ever been by starlightdaydreams
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
27 Mar 2025
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"Welcome to What's the Tea with Fiore!" Starring me, Fiore, and my co-host, Alec." Fiore spun around in her fancy chair. "My new series is going to be focused on Disventure Camp, the Canadian cult classic that had SO many labor rights violations. I was actually going to ask Tom and Jake to be my first guests, because they have a really devoted fanbase, but they're also so boring. Like, what would we even talk about - wedding cake recipes and touring daycares? So I invited two other gays with slightly more interesting lives."
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Ten years after Disventure Camp: All Stars, Aiden and James are invited to go on Fiore's new talk show - how will it go?-
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The chronicles of Akitsushima by Writing_Bumblebee
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Jun 2025
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“Looking for something?”
He raised his eyes, and found the creature' smile. It felt wrong, out of place on his triangular face.
It was lying on a branch, and its whiskers twitched while it stared down at him.
“Yes,” he answered. “You.”
The creature' smirk widened, eyes squinting in crescents.
“Well then,” it slowly got up and stretched its front legs, its sharp nails digging into the bark. “This might just get interesting.”
(Or, sorcerer!Chuuya and Dazai fight curses, evil organisations and people from their past out for their blood, and still manage to find themselves in the midst of it all.)
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WHYARE ALL THE FANTASY BSD FIC AUTHORS SO GOOD AT WRITING WTH??? I LOVED THIS SM. ALSO KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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