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Jasmine Fenton added Daniel Fenton, Samantha Manson, Tucker Foley, Dash Baxter, and 14 others to the chat.
Jasmine: this is due to Mr. Lancer’s demand for us to stay in contact, due to ghost attacks. Please dont be disrespectful :(
Dash: oh fuck yeah another place to dump on fenturd
Daniel: hey!
Samantha: ew how do we change our names
Jasmine: theres an options button in the top right
Samantha Manson changed their name to sam
sam: much better
Jasmine: nothing inappropriate! This is for security reasons!
Dash: fuck that
Dash Baxter changed their name to football pro
Daniel: lame
football pro: shut up fen tit
Daniel: ouch
Tucker: d a n i e l
Daniel Fenton changed their name to danny
danny: happy?
Tucker: d a n i e l
sam: daniel lmao
danny: >:(
football pro: ha NERD
Kwan: lol
Paulina: ew is this a chat with the losers?
football pro: now we can make thier lives more miserable!
Jasmine: or i can moderate this since you guys are clearly incapable of it
Valerie: another fenton? How many losers are there?
danny: real vote of confidence thanks
Tucker: dude we been knew
football pro: losers who know theyre losers what
sam: self awareness is a curse
Paulina: idk what that word means lol
sam: someone stab me
danny: mood
Tucker: shut up emos
Jasmine: danny :(
danny: ( ._.)
Jasmine: :((
danny: :/
football pro: woah nerd talk
danny: >:/
Jasmine: >:’(((
sam: danny just agree stop being a lil bitch abt it
danny: yeah what about what happened last time
Tucker: that wasnt even her fault dude
danny: >:(
sam: stop being a wuss you have literally nothing else to do
danny: and what if i do
Tucker: you dont
danny: :’/
football pro: damn even slammed by his friends
Kwan: oof
Valerie: danny dump wednesday
danny: everyday is danny dump day
sam: drama queen
Valerie: hes not wrong
danny: whose side are you on anyways
Paulina: our side, obviously
football pro: vals is totally one of us
Valerie: uh uh remember when you guys outkast me
Valerie: that was some cruel shit
Paulina: but we totally apologized!
danny: you dropped her like trash!
Starr: but welcomed her back
danny: dude people arent toys dont play with them
sam: woah danny thats kinda deep from you
danny: your goth poetry nights are hard to forget
football pro: why should we care youre just some broke loser
Jasmine: we arent broke?
danny: jazz n o -
Paulina: danny has cash?
danny: no no i wont do this again
sam: damn character development?
Valerie: hes learning im so proud
Tucker: d u d e and not date paulina?
Tucker: the goddess herself?
football pro: simp
danny: s i m p
danny: i take it back
football pro: me and fentitty agreeing
football pro: disGUSTING
sam: he is a simp tho
Tucker: Dont test me ill cry at you
Paulina: ugh simps they are compelling though
Paulina: its nice to be worshipped uwu
sam: never uwu again ill barf
danny: u w u
sam: i stg
Jasmine: oh i almost forgot!
Jasmine Fenton changed the chat name to Casper High Group Chat
danny: you really suck at naming things
Jasmine: rude
sam: he do be having a point
Tucker: its fine for now we can change it later if necessary
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B E W A R E !
Phanten: this gc was such a bad move
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: i mean we might finally stop hating dash
Phanten: not likely
Tech Kink: dude you blew off a chance to be with paulina!!!
Phanten: yeah so
Phanten: listen shes dumped me as soon as i wasnt popular again
Phanten: sams right shes fake as Fuck
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: :)
Tech Kink: wont stop me look at her dude!!
Phanten: yep. Shes attractive. Cool.
Tech Kink: dont you still wanna get in on that tho??
Phanten: not rly tbh
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: huh
Phanten: what?
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: are you actually taking your meds?
Phanten: jazz is making me :/
Tech Kink: hey at least you wont wanna die anymore
Phanten: yeah but rip my pp
Tech Kink: F
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: maybe youll use your brain more than your dick
Phanten: oh ha ha >:(
Tech Kink: sam this is a catastrophe we gotta mourn
Phanten: ok mournings over i still have bio to do
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: do you want help with it?
Phanten: its whatever im almost done
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian:
Phanten: no stop doing that
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian:
Phanten: its c ur s e d
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian:
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Phanten: s t o p s T O P -
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian:
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Phanten: OKAY I HAVENT STARTED IT
Tech Kink: sam you are a cruel bitch
Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian: damn right i am