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Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
@TonyStark
> Him ✔ @TonyStark
>> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
>:)
@PepperPottsCEO started following @Spider-manOfficial
@ColonelRhodes started following @Spider-manOfficial
@wanda started following @Spider-manOfficial
@BlackWidow started following @Spider-manOfficial
@KingofWakanda started following @Spider-manOfficial
@pb&jparker started following @Spider-manOfficial
@IronSpiderOfficial started following @Spider-manOfficial
@harleyk started following @Spider-manOfficial
@IronLadOfficial started following @Spider-manOfficial
@MilesMorales started following @Spider-manOfficial
@gstacy started following @Spider-manOfficial
@HOsborn started following @Spider-manOfficial
@gitc started following @Spider-manOfficial
@xoxogossipgirl started following @Spider-manOfficial
@Shuri started following @Spider-manOfficial
@emmmjay started following @Spider-manOfficial
@fthompson started following @Spider-manOfficial
Spidey-pan @Spider-manOfficial
HEYO
> Danielle @wolf
is this is another fake account?
>> Hugh @relapsing
as long as he's funny idrc anymore
> Him ✔ @TonyStark
You guys are a PR mess
>> Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
You're a PR nightmare old man think before you speak, just a thought :D
>>> Garage Gay ✔ @harleyk
^^^^^^^^^^
Buzzfeed ✔ @BuzzFeed
Spider-man 2.0 made a twitter account and the people are going crazy. [link]
Spidey-pan @Spider-manOfficial
thankssssssss BeedFuzz, I got like 30 new followers because of you
Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
My stomach growled super loud in French
> Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French elective class I apologize
>> Garage Gay ✔ @harleyk
bonjour
>>> Flash Dash @fthompson
le growl
>>>> WHAT ARE THOSE @xoxogossipgirl
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
>>>>> BLACK LIVES MATTER @emmmjay
Why do I even go on this website
Lesbos @Spider-GwenOfficial
Regrets were made
> Can I Please Get @AWaffle
HOW MANY SPIDER PEOPLE ARE THERE
>> Big Gay Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
Hit it with those LGBT rights
>>> Can I Please Get @AWaffle
OMG IRON LAD COMMENTED ON MY TWEET
>>>> Can I Please Get @AWaffle
BUT SERIOUSLY THO
>>>> Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
Just three (3) 👌
Her ✔ @PepperPSSRCEO
Why won't people tell me when they do stunts like this?
No. 1 Interns ✔ @InternsForSI
Pepper told us it was good for PR so -Peter
> I Am ✔ @IronMan
kid, I told you not to do it. But if Pepper's ok with it then off I go I guess
>> Squidward @hitthedab
Did THE Tony Stark make a Gen Z reference and call a random person 'kid'
> Anything @ForBeyonce
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING OFFICIAL RN
Daily Bugle ✔ @TheDailyBugle
Does Tony Stark have an illegitimate child that no one knew about?
> Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
STFU @TheDailyBugle
>> Daily Bugle ✔ @TheDailyBugle
You don't have a say in what we process, menace.
Her ✔ @PepperPSSRCEO
@TonyStark What did I tell you?
> Garage Gay ✔ @harleyk
@TonyStark OLD MAN GONE FUCKED UP NOW Y'ALL
>> Neddy @gitc
We hope you'll survive this
>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
We don't
>>>> Princess ✔ @Shuri
We really don't
Him ✔ @TonyStark
To be clear, @InternForSI is not in any form, my kid. Illegitimately or Adopted.
> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
But you act like it tho
>> Him ✔ @TonyStark
Lies and slander.
>>> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
just saying
Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
@harleyk @IronLadOfficial @HOsborn @IronSpiderOfficial You guys still on for tonight?
>Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
I just need to finish patrol
>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
me 2
> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
fuck you guys
>> Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
not our fault that you're not here get your ass back here faster
>>>Garage Gay ✔ @harleyk
yeah you needy idiot
>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
BITCH
Sandy @Wills
Are we all gonna ignore that a guy named Yeeter Parkour tweeted to OG Spider-man, Iron Lad, and Harry Osborn for date night?
> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
yes
> Sandy @Wills
aLR THEN
Idiots with a Degree (Private Chat)
Includes:@pb&jparker, @harleyk, @HOsborn, @emmmjay, @fthompson, @MilesMorales, @gstacy, @Shuri, @gitc
@HOsborn
I lived bitch