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kaz created the group Heist Plan
kaz added can't catch these hands, Spiderwoman, ★Sharpshooter★, and waffle_bitch into the chat
kaz: we're having a heist
can't catch these hands: k what we stealing
kaz: hot topic?
★Sharpshooter★: Stealing is bad! Kazzzzz!
kaz: no listen hot topic is having a sale so it's practically a steal
★Sharpshooter★: I
★Sharpshooter★: That was so good yesss
kaz: you have low standards
waffle_bitch: yo kaz who these people in this chat
kaz: #announcement
Spiderwoman: I see I've been added to a chat
Spiderwoman: Again
can't catch these hands: my notifs b goin off
★Sharpshooter★: They do be going off
kaz: shush i used the hashtag to give you notifs, that's how it works on this app, anyways
kaz: i wanted to say that everyone in this chat is my friend, spiderwoman is my friend inej from the hot topic, waffle_bitch is my longtime friend nina from summer camp, sharpshooter is my best friend jesper since kindergarten and can't catch these hands is wylan, a friend from that one time i got to meet the governor
★Sharpshooter★: That's the most words I've seen from you ever
Spiderwoman: Agreed
can't catch these hands: i already forgot all the names
waffle_bitch: yeah me too
★Sharpshooter★: It's nice to meet you all!
waffle_bitch: nice to meet you too!
kaz: this is too much positivity stop it
waffle_bitch: stop it u emo
waffle_bitch: i will g note u
kaz: inconsistent use of you and u I see
★Sharpshooter★: Lack of capitalization I see
★Sharpshooter★: Wait sorry, Nina
waffle_bitch: nah ur good
kaz: jesper i will send pictures of u in that dinosaur suit
★Sharpshooter★: YOU WOULDN'T
Spiderwoman: The inflatable kind?
kaz: no lol it's a suit with a dinosaur pattern
can't catch these hands: im intrigued
waffle_bitch: me too sorry jay
★Sharpshooter★: Jay?
waffle_bitch: is that not ur name?
★Sharpshooter★: no??
kaz: lol
waffle_bitch: jayden
★Sharpshooter★: no
waffle_bitch: Jake
★Sharpshooter★: No
waffle_bitch: that one guy from twilight uhhh what's his name
waffle_bitch: oh jacob
★Sharpshooter★: I'm not a gay werewolf
★Sharpshooter★: only half of my previous statement applies
waffle_bitch: bro,,, u a werewolf??
★Sharpshooter★: lol no I was trying to say that I'm bi actually but close enough
waffle_bitch: oh I didn't want to assume
waffle_bitch: but honestly me too
★Sharpshooter★: Really?
waffle_bitch: yeah!
★Sharpshooter★: ^_^
kaz: ok gay time is over
waffle_bitch: gay time is never over
waffle_bitch: bitch
★Sharpshooter★: Yeah Kaz, gay time has no end
kaz: no it's over
Spiderwoman: Lol Kaz, gay time can't end. Go back to your emo music please.
can't catch these hands: oo she used periods
★Sharpshooter★: Don't worry, he's just jealous of gay time… unless?
kaz: im not gay
kaz: im not
kaz: im 100% straight
waffle_bitch: that's a lot of "im not" but okay then
★Sharpshooter★: Whatever dude
can't catch these hands: everyone is probably a little gay
★Sharpshooter★: Exactly!
kaz: [IMAGE]
kaz: its you in a dinosaur suit
kaz: bitch
★Sharpshooter★: KAZ NO (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
waffle_bitch: wow nice suit pfft
Spiderwoman: Please say this was at least on a dare
★Sharpshooter★: It was not :'(
can't catch these hands: hot
waffle_bitch: agreed, what an attractive outfit on you, jason
★Sharpshooter★: Y'all making fun of me, this is sad (╥﹏╥)
can't catch these hands: actually I wasn't-
★Sharpshooter★: My name isn't Jason
waffle_bitch: jeremiah
★Sharpshooter★: no
★Sharpshooter★: Do you want me to tell you??
waffle_bitch: no I wanna figure it out
kaz: josiah
★Sharpshooter★: You actually know what it is!
kaz: yeah but being mean to you is kinda funny
waffle_bitch: justin
★Sharpshooter★: :'(((((
★Sharpshooter★: Nope
Spiderwoman: You could scroll back up…
waffle_bitch: yeah but im lazy and that takes effort
Spiderwoman: I'll do it for you if you want
waffle_bitch: no I wanna guesssss :(((
★Sharpshooter★: Kaz, delete the other message, whoever guesses it first will get another more recent picture of me in the dinosaur suit
kaz: done
waffle_bitch: damn i gotta win
waffle_bitch: give me a few minutes
Spiderwoman: Jacardi
★Sharpshooter★: no?
waffle_bitch: josh
★Sharpshooter★: Definitely not
can't catch these hands: oh wait, the winner gets a selfie?
★Sharpshooter★: Yeah
waffle_bitch: in the ✨ dinosaur suit ✨
can't catch these hands: jasper
★Sharpshooter★: Ooh, you're really close
kaz: y'all are just barely missing it
Spiderwoman: Jebediah
★Sharpshooter★: Ew, no
waffle_bitch: james
★Sharpshooter★: no
★Sharpshooter★: Do you guys want a hint?
waffle_bitch: never!
Spiderwoman: Hmm, not really, I think we can get it…
waffle_bitch: but tomorrow bc now im sleep
Spiderwoman: We should all sleep, since we're all in college, correct?
waffle_bitch: yup
★Sharpshooter★: Yes
kaz: definitely
waffle_bitch: night y'all
★Sharpshooter★: Goodnight! :)
Spiderwoman: Night, sleep well
~~~~ 3:46 A.M. ~~~~
can't catch these hands: jesper
can't catch these hands: it's jesper