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    It's never a good sign to be woken up by strange crashing noises...worse that it's Draco Malfoy in the living room.

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    Malfoy licked his lips several times while trying to formulate a reply. “It’s not that simple.”
    “Then explain it to me.”
    “I can’t.” Malfoy glared a challenge at Harry, arms crossed and looking like he wanted Harry to throw a punch.
    And for a moment, Harry considered it, imagined pulling his arm back and letting it fly with painful precision. Several times. Even in his imagination, it was exhausting. And besides, the food would be ready soon. “I guess that makes you an enigma wrapped in a mystery coated in sarcasm and asine rules.”
    “Pretty much.” Malfoy gave him a smile.
    “Want to come with me to get the food?” Malfoy scowled, and Harry raised his hands in defeat. “I know, ‘Questions, Potter. Questions.’ I’m an Auror, we’re supposed to ask questions.”

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