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The whole situation felt more than a little awkward. They’d been in the middle of a makeout session when Josuke’s mom walked in on them. They probably should have made sure she wasn’t home yet before going at it, but Josuke had mentioned that she would be home late today.
Josuke’s mother had stared at them in shock for a few seconds before bursting into laughter. Josuke’s face went beet red as he stumbled over his words, trying to make an excuse as to why Rohan was lying on top of him on the couch. Rohan wanted the earth to swallow him whole right then and there.
After that, she’d gone straight to the kitchen and Josuke and Rohan had both reluctantly followed her. It was almost frightening how unbothered by all of this she seemed.
Now, they were all sitting around the table with steaming cups of tea and a plate of cookies in front of them.
“You know, if you’re gonna get frisky with your boyfriend, you should make sure no one’s home first, Josuke,” his mother said with a slight smirk on her lips.
“He’s not my boyfriend!” They both said at once, though Josuke was much louder than Rohan was.
Josuke frowned, crossing his arms over his chest. “We were just… we just… I’m not into him like that. I’m not into-”
Tomoko chuckled, taking a sip of her tea and shaking her head. “Whatever you kids say.” She looked at Rohan for a few seconds, smiling at him directly. “Rohan is welcome at our home whenever, of course, but I will ask that you keep your shenanigans to Josuke’s room from now on.”
“Mom,” Josuke said, looking far more embarrassed than Rohan had ever seen him before. It was understandable, Rohan was ridiculously flustered at this whole conversation, he couldn’t even begin to imagine how Josuke must have felt. He picked up his cup of tea and took a sip, trying his hardest to pretend he was somewhere else.
She shrugged. “As long as you’re being safe and using protection, then it’s okay with me. Just don’t lie to me and tell me that you’re working on homework next time.”
Rohan choked on his tea at her words. Josuke and he hadn’t really gone that far, and the thought of his mother thinking that they were actively having sex with each other made him wish for his premature death. Josuke, on the other hand, slammed his head against the table, effectively hiding his face from them.
“What? I was a teenager once too, you know?”
Tomoko sighed, standing up from where she sat and placing her hand on Josuke’s shoulder. “In any case, we can talk about this later when Rohan goes home. I’ll let you kids be now, but I’ll be in my room if you need me. Make sure to finish your homework.” With that, she disappeared somewhere in the house.
Needless to say, Josuke and Rohan did nothing but homework that afternoon.