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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    There ain’t much to him, is what Jabber thinks when he first meets his new roommate in the August of his sophomore year. It’s some Japanese dude. The name went in one ear and clean out the other. He’s kinda pretty, actually he’s a lot pretty, but his serious bearing and general vibe are indicative of one of those guys who never did anything fun in high school and doesn’t plan to start now. A total square, in other words. Positively rec-tang-ular.

    Pretty is nice though. Jabber likes his eyebrows and his two-tone hair, the big blue tassel earrings and big blue eyes, and he especially likes the stiff expression he gets when he goes, “Ay, mind if I smoke?”

    Turns out, Jabber's new roommate situation holds a lot more potential than was initially apparent.

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    17 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    “You ever think,” Jabber says between bites, “how chemicals make everythin’ happen?”

    “…No?” Zanka grunts. “What’re ya on about now.”

    “Nah, listen.” Jabber leans in, voice low and conspiratorial. “Poisons, synthetics, the natural stuff—love ‘em all. But our bodies? They’re chemical factories. Adrenaline in a fight, that dump of shit you get when you’re ’bout to die. Oxytocin when you’re gettin’—”

    Zanka slams her knee on the underside of the table. “Jabber.”

    “—fucked,” Jabber finishes sweetly.

    Zanka inhales through her nose so sharply her teeth ache. Her nails dig into her palms until she feels half moon indents. She doesn’t know if she’s angry, embarrassed, or aroused. Probably yes to all three.

    Whatever imaginary multiple choice test she’s taking, she’s failing it.

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    14 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Hexes are normally just aggravating and inconvenient. They have to be actually removed, unlike jinxes, but that's not usually too big of a hurdle.

    Of course Zanka has to be the exception, though. Of course he's the one that's hit with a hex that needs a goddamn specialist to be removed. And of course every witch in the goddamn city is either the wrong kind of specialist or plainly incompetent. Anything else would be too easy.

    He probably could've tried a bit harder to find one before turning to an old acquaintance of Fuu's though. No matter how skilled the guy is supposed to be.

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    13 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.

    (The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)

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    13 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Please,” Jabber wraps his hand around Zanka’s wrist, pulling his hand to a bruise hidden higher, deep purple raked against his rib— a bruise Zanka left, one that he never realized didn’t patch over.

    “Hurt me, please.”

    Where Zanka’s jealousy about who Jabber gets his bruises from leads to perverse discoveries.

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    12 Apr 2026