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Eddie Kaspbrak has lived in Derry his whole life. Most people living in Derry have, as it happens, lived there for their whole lives. They get a lot of tourists, but nobody sane would ever willingly move to a town like Derry, because Derry is a crap, dead-end, wasteland where dreams come to die.
Oh, but it has an amusement park.
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Eddie loathes Turtle Cove, his town's gimmicky attraction. He somehow ends up trawling around the park every summer with Bev, but he'd happily never set foot in there again if there were literally anything else to occupy their time. Even the teenagers that work in the park look miserable, worn down by the outdated turtle theme and the hoards of overexcited thrillseekers. The park may have met its match though in the obnoxious, rude, and steadfastly unfunny Richie Tozier, the first Turtle Cove employee to ever put such panache into wearing a dumb turtle cap and coaxing people to shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth. Eddie hates him already.