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1. top secret information by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jul 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss
   • Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Derek Morgan
   • Spencer Reid
   • oh my god they're all so stupid
   • Texting
   • Drunk Texting
   • Texting Fic
   • they all think the other is straight
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • no will but jj has henry and micheal
   • bc I love mom JJ
   • emily loves the kids
   • Derek drinks to avoid his problems
   • Hurt Spencer Reid
   • spencer is maybe too sensitive but also just trying his best
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   text fic!

   emily and derek are hopeless romantics who complain about their love lives to each other

   spencer and jj hate that they're in love with straight people

   OR

   they're all stupid

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,109

   Chapters:

   9/9

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