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Summary:

Sugamama created cawcawmotherfuckas

Notes:

Hi, I'm not funny, but i've been reading too many fanfictions and bingeing(?) too many animes to care

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Chapter 1: cawcawmotherfuckas

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Sugamama created cawcawmotherfuckas

Sugamama added SadDad, Manbun, baldbutnot, AsahiProtectionUnit, human tangerine, milk, floaty, Saltyheadphones, enno(shit)a, Uzumaki

 

Saltyheadphones: ew what the fuck is this

Saltyheadphones: get it away from me

 

Sugamama: watch your goddamn mouth bitch

Sugamama: remove your headphones and spend time with the family :)

Sugamama: (^▽^)

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: suga-san’s personality swap is smth i will never get used to

AsahiProtectionUnit: im not even joking

AsahiProtectionUnit: one minute you're basically tsukishima and the next you're shoyo jfc

 

Baldbutnot: lmAO

 

enno(shit)a: its fucking terrifying

enno(shit)a: once me, daichi-san and suga-san were playing a game of uno and i shIT YOU NOT

enno(shit)a: suGA-SAN BECAME SO AGGRE SSIVE HE TURNE D INTO SATAN WHEN HE SAW DAICHI-SAN’S +4 CARD

enno(shit)a: and liKE A MINUTE LSTER i aske d if he could pass me a cookie from near him anD HE BACAME COTTON CANDY AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

 

SadDad: i'm not going to lie istg i was going to pee my pants just looking at suga in that game

 

Sugamama: stop being so overdramatic

Sugamama: im not like that

Sugamama: right, hinata, kageyama? Yamaguchi?

 

floaty: i honestly have no idea how i should respond to this

 

milk: daichi-san save us

 

human tangerine: ehhhhh

 

Sugamama: wow i see how it is

Sugamama: guess ill just go cry in a corner

 

human tangerine: noooooo!! Sugawara-sannn!!

human tangerine: dont leave!!

AsahiProtectionUnit: how is daichi-san going to cope without you?

SadDad: should i  be offended?

 

Manbun: just go with the flow

 

Sugamama: (*≧∀≦*) awwww thats tru <3

Sugamama: i could never abandon my children!!

 

human tangerine: (≧▽≦)

 

SadDad: im glad that’s resolved

SadDad: Now!! Onto more important business 

 

human tangerine: bakageyama

 

milk : what boke

 

human tangerine: throw me some tosses!!!

 

milk: dumbass i dont even know where you are

 

baldbutnot: constantly in your thought s i BET ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: and you cant even deny ET 

 

baldbutnot: cuz you know youd be lyEN’

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: ryuu my bro

 

baldbutnot: b r o

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: b r o

 

SadDad: so much for important business

 

Saltyheadphones: dear god what have i done to deserve this much suffering

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: you say that but we know

 

Uzumaki: and you know

 

Sugamama: that you secretly love us!! <3 (`ω´)  

 

Saltyheadphones: ew no

 

floaty: im sitting next to him and hes tryin g so hARD TO HIDE HIS SMILE LMAO

 

human tangerine: awwww

 

milk: would you look at that 

milk: saltyshima does have a heart

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: awwwww

 

Saltyheadphones: yamaguchi shut up

 

floaty: sorry tsukki (>y<)

 

Manbun: guys Daichi wants to speak

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: sorry Asahi :)

 

floaty: sorry Asahi-san, Daichi-san

 

SadDad: thank you

SadDad: but um

SadDad: i………

SadDad: ,,..,.,i seem to...,....,..,,,..

 

Baldbutnot: ??

 

enno(shit)a: yes?

 

SadDad: …have….,..,,,....,.

 

Sugamama: you can do it Daichi

Sugamama: i believe in you

 

AsahiProtectionUnit: is that so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Sugamama: shut the fuck up

 

Uzumaki: any minute now daichi-san

 

SadDad: ….,..forgotten

 

Sugamama: smooth daichi

Sugamama: real smooth


SadDad: :(