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    Viruses fucking suck, and that is Peter’s PSA for the day. Feel free to quote him on that.

    What do they even do? What, be tiny and invisible and mess up people’s day? The hell kind of a hobby is that?

    They’re just like itsy-bitsy supervillains, only worse because you can’t punch them, and all Peter’s quips only make other people feel marginally better and right now really aren’t making him feel better at all, and they just really, really suck, okay?

    He tells Dr. Banner all of this in a voice that’s a little more honest and a little less funny than he’d been going for.

    Bruce’s eyes are deeply understanding, and deeply tired.

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