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Warnings: fluff, some strong language.
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”Dude, you’re tiny,”
”What?” Jesse twisted his head around and looked at Badger who was lying comfortably under the covers on the twin bed as Jesse was putting on his boxers.
“I’m just sayin’ man, you’re, like, tiny. Small in stature,” Badger said and shrugged, picking up a half-smoked joint from the ashtray next to the bad.
Jesse huffed, “Shut up mofo, It’s just you that’s ridiculously big,”, and started looking for his jeans that had been discarded on the floor some time during the night when he and Badger had went to bed. He had to hurry, seeing as he was meeting Mr. White in an hour and he still had to get back to his own house to pick up some things.
“Nah, man, it’s you that’s tiny. I mean, yeah, you’re even smaller than Skinny, and his name is skinny, which is saying something,” Badger took a puff off the joint, “Maybe we should rename you to Tiny man, make things easier,”
Having finally found his jeans and pulled them on, Jesse turned and glared at Badger again, “How the fuck is that easier, yo?”
Again, Badger shrugged. “Don’t know man, just makes sense, ya’know?”
“No, it doesn’t. Asshole.”
“Don’t be that way man. I’m saying you’re short, not horizontally challenged,”
“It’s vertically challenged dumbass. And I’m not tiny, I’m lean and mean, yo.”
Jesse started rummaging through the pile of clothes in the corner of the room, looking for the hoodie which had come off along with the rest of his clothes. He was going to run late if he didn’t hurry, but he couldn’t just as well leave without clothes.
“Dude,” he heard from behind him and he swiveled around in surprise, not having heard Badger from the bed.
“Uh,” He managed, and yeah, he felt kind of small as Brandon was basically towering over him and pressing him up into the corner.
“Don’t be that way man, you know you’re like, the Kirk to my Spock, but, like, less gay,” Big hands gripped Jesse’s hips and pulled him to Badger, who basically engulfed him in a hug.
“Yo, don’t you mean it the other way around? Like, last time I checked they don’t randomly turn up at each other’s quarters for a casual fuck,”
“No dude, Kirk and Spock are totally gay for each other,”