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Speaking of which, he stands above you now. The John from earlier today, who had stared you down with a bright glint in his eye over the breakfast table, told you he wanted to behead you, and then promptly disappeared has his hands cupped over your scalp, curling through your hair and breaking out the gel. The John from right now, who had rushed you down into the dungeon after checking his watch and exclaiming “Oh, I’m here now!” straddles your waist, his jeans rubbing against your bare torso as he squirms.
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John Egbert suggests they play around with beheading. Two retcon johns, one dirk, one knife, and lots and lots of gore.