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Per-sea added Chase_me, Superman, shineey, xoxo, fireboy, human_transformer and thedarklord  to the chat.

Per-sea renamed group “theoretically”

Per-sea: okay so

Per-sea: this is completely hypothetical but

Superman: ???

Per-sea : could I like…

Per-sea: drink poison then jump into the ocean?

Superman: are you???? Ok????

Shineey: Percy what’s going on right now…

Per-sea: COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL

Superman: don’t???? Do that???

Per-sea: like… what is the extent of my healing abilities???  Can I legally do that?

Human_transformer: I don’t… think there’s a law stating you can’t drink poison

Fireboy: are we drinking poison?

Xoxo: do NOT

Per-sea: I’m kinda curious…

Thedarklord: I can get you poison.

Superman: Nico NO

Per-sea: are we… not going to question how this literal child has access to poison?

Thedarklord: I’m not going to answer questions regarding my accessibility to poison.

Fireboy: why do you type such complicated sentences????

Superman: he’s trying to be edgy

Per-sea: Nico please ask your boyfriend if he thinks that’s possible.

Thedarklord: ask him yourself

Per-sea: gosh rude

Per-sea added fire_at_will to the chat

Superman: where’s Annabeth?  Isn’t she supposed to keep you under control?

Fire_at_will: why am I here?

Shineey: hi Will

Fire_at_Will: hello Hazel

Per-sea: Annabeth is busy, also Will look up.

Fire_at_Will: uhhh

Thedarklord: he looked up at the ceiling.

Fire_at_Will: shut

Fire_at_Will: please DONT drink poison.  That’s a bad idea.  Coming from… a doctor.

Fireboy: I think it’s a good idea to try, he’ll never know otherwise.

Fire_at_Will: this is why you’ve died

Human_transformer: oh

Per-sea: I’m genuinely curious about this…

Fire_at_Will: as a Doctor I’m saying that it’s a bad idea and will probably kill you

Per-sea: it is what it is I guess

Superman: PERCY NO

Thedarklord: hmm it appears that I’ve lost my poison access.

Xoxo: can I… ask… what’s going on?

Shineey: is Percy drinking poison?

Per-sea: I’ve been told no by a doctor but my girlfriend has yet to answer and she is like 70% of my impulse control

Superman: what’s the other 30%???

Fireboy: it’s not yourself

Per-sea: the other 30% is the physical limitations of this mere mortal form

Xoxo: I hate that

Thedarklord: same

Per-sea: it’s true though

Human_transformer: just because it’s the truth doesn’t mean that you should say it

Fireboy: especially not worded like THAT

Fire_at_Will: ok Apollo

Per-sea: ouch Will, harsh

Chase_me: Percy, don’t drink poison.

Per-sea: fine

Thedarklord: And Annabeth has spoken

Chase_me: I’m doing homework

Per-sea: she was busy

Superman: he doesn’t listen to a doctor yet he’ll listen to Annabeth.

Fire_at_Will: honestly mood

Per-sea: Will… you… you’re a doctor…

Fire_at_Will: and?

Per-sea: ?????

Fire_at_Will: anyway.  I’m gonna bounce.

Thedarklord: no wait, I need a sane person in this chat

Fire_at_Will: duty calls, it’s been fun

Fire_at_Will left the chat

Thedarklord: ugh

Fireboy: he really just went “peace out”

Chase_me: hold on I’m being harassed

Per-sea: by WHO?

Xoxo: who????

Superman: do we need to fight someone?

Chase_me added Mango to the chat

Chase_me: there are you happy now?

Mango: yeah

Thedarklord: I’m not afraid to fight him

Mango: thx

Per-sea: oh, hi Magnus

Chase_me: he was being annoying so you guys can suffer as I do

Mango: I love you too Annabeth

Shineey: ...Mango?

Mango: I’m Annabeth’s Cousin 

Shineey: oh

Superman: so... we don’t need to fight anyone?

Chase_me: tbh you can fight him

Thedarklord: okay

Superman: this is why we need Will in the chat

Per-sea: on it 

Per-sea added Fire_at_Will to the chat

Fire_at_Will: I guess I’ve returned 

Superman: I doubt you would’ve been gone more than a day

Fireboy: wait Annabeth has a cousin?

Xoxo: yes

Mango: yeah, hi, I exist

Per-sea: you really do

Fire_at_Will: welcome to whatever this is?

Fireboy named the chat “whatever this is?”

Fire_at_Will: thank you

Fireboy: Will can you tell your siblings to not play music so loud

Fireboy: I can hear it all the way to my cabin

Fire_at_Will: i can’t hear you

Thedarklord: Will is kinda in the middle of the woods right now

Shineey: is he… lost?

Fire_at_Will: physically? No

Fire_at_Will: emotionally? Yes

Superman: why is he… in the middle of the woods

Mango: man same

Fire_at_Will: Nico brought me here to murder me

Thedarklord: I would never 

Mango: been there before 

Fireboy: I bet they’re making out 

Thedarklord: ASHEFKLFKD

Shineey: Nico are you okay?

Thedarklord: “Nico, watch this!” *scales a tree in record time*

Thedarklord sent an attachment: wtfWill.jpeg

Thedarklord: he dropped his phone

Thedarklord: “become one with the squirrel”

Mango: I almost was killed by a giant squirrel once

Fireboy: I can’t tell if you’re joking

Chase_me: he’s not

Per-sea: SINCE WHEN CAN HE CLIMB?

Thedarklord: he’s laughing

Thedarklord: “I always have but y’all just never see”

Superman: impressive

Human_transformer: that’s pretty cool Will

Thedarklord: “tell Annabeth’s cousin that that squirrel thing is pretty interesting”

Mango: tell him that the giant squirrel sucks

Xoxo: how high can he go

Thedarklord: I’m not telling him that one.  Not going to encourage it.

Shineey: wait, why are you guys in the middle of the woods?

Thedarklord: in all honesty

Thedarklord: I have no clue

Thedarklord sent an attachment: areweonadate.jpeg

Xoxo: aww that’s cute

Per-sea: have fun 

Thedarklord: Will is finally returning

Fire_at_Will: Beep boop 

Mango: hey what if I just 

Mango added watermelon_lad to the chat

Chase_me: what happened here?

Per-sea: Hi Alex

Watermelon_lad sent an attachment: itstoughlove.jpeg

Mango: actually on second thought

Mango removed Watermelon_lad from the chat

Mango: gods I can hear him cackling from down the hall

Xoxo: that’s an… interesting sleeping position

Chase_me: he’s dead

Mango: I’m dead

Xoxo: WhAt?

Fireboy: I died once

Shineey: I also died once before

Fire_at_Will: what is the point in being a doctor if everyone is just going to be brought back to life anyway?

Mango: no I’m actually dead

Chase_me: it’s a long story

Human_transformer: What did I come back to

Per-sea: Alex didn’t even last a minute before getting kicked.  Impressive

Mango: I’ll tell him that

Fire_at_Will: wait he’s… dead?  

Per-sea: yes?

Fire_at_Will: ??????

Thedarklord: you broke him 

Mango: Alex says “thanks, I try”

Superman: we can now talk to dead people over the phone

Shineey: things just keep getting weirder and weirder

Xoxo: I don’t want to know anymore

Per-sea: Nico, is Will okay?  I just saw him walk by

Thedarklord: no, Magnus broke him

Mango: my bad

Fireboy: if you’re dead, that means you can do whatever without consequences?

Mango: in theory

Fireboy: so… going back to the first topic of this group chat…

Fireboy: can you drink poison and go into the water

Mango: why the water?

Per-sea : he doesn’t heal in water

Mango: no, I heal in general, no water required

Per-sea: not fair

Mango: I’m dead????

Fireboy: but can you… drink bleach?

Mango: brb seeing if I can get some bleach

Chase_me: oh no

Fire_at_Will: why are we back at bleach?????  No!

Thedarklord: the forbidden drink 

Fire_at_Will: Nico no!

Superman: why did this topic even come up in the first place

Xoxo: blame Percy

Per-sea: it was… a curiosity 

Fire_at_Will: just so you know Percy, if you drink bleach.  I’m not healing you :)

Per-sea: ok…

Mango: so I got some bleach

Mango: just so everyone is aware… it doesn’t taste very good

Mango: also I’m gonna be gone for a while 

Mango: gotta un-die.  Bye

Per-sea: interesting

Superman: “un-die”???

Fireboy: man that wasn’t specific at all, I want to know the details.

Mango: can I ask… why… I just witnessed Magnus… consume my hair bleach 

Fireboy: I thought you died?

Mango: this is Alex

Per-sea: did it already kill him?

Mango: no

Fire_at_Will: he’s probably in a lot of pain

Mango: yeah

Mango: looks like it sucks

Xoxo: are you… not going to do anything about it?

Mango: right brb

Chase_me: and don’t you just love my cousin?

Mango: I took care of it

Fireboy: “ took care of it”?

Mango: yeah

Mango: Magnus will be back in a bit

Per-sea: what does taking care of mean?

Mango: let’s just say he’s not in pain anymore

Chase_me: literally just say you killed him

Mango: okay then

Mango: I killed him

Mango: oh cool look what I can do

Mango added Watermelon_lad to the chat

Shineey: you killed him?

Watermelon_lad: yeah but he’ll be fine

Watermelon_lad: so, today has been an interesting day I would say so.

Per-sea: I never imagined that bleach would even taste good

Fire_at_Will: I do not understand you Percy 

Watermelon_lad: haha playing innocent is fun “oh really?  Magnus is dead?  What a shame”

Superman: is someone going to arrest you?

Watermelon_lad: no but it’s fun to see people confused, they’re just wondering why Magnus is lying dead in the hallway.  

Human_transformer: is this a normal occurrence for you?

Watermelon_lad: yes

Watermelon_lad: also I know like none of you guys

Thedarklord: shame 

Watermelon_lad: oh no I’ve been found out

Watermelon_lad: I’m not afraid to fight you @thedarklord I don’t even know who you are

Thedarklord: I can control the dead

Watermelon_lad: oh YOU 

Fire_at_Will: ?????

Chase_me: Nico I would appreciate if you wouldn’t try and fight my cousin’s girlfriend

Watermelon_lad: boyfriend

Chase_me: oh sorry, don’t fight my cousin’s boyfriend

Fireboy: I really want the details though

Watermelon_lad: Magnus will be back in a bit

Watermelon_lad: I wanted to dye my hair today but guess I can’t

Xoxo: why?

Watermelon_lad: he drank my dye

Chase_me: what do you expect from Magnus?

Watermelon_lad: honestly

Watermelon_lad: worse

Chase_me: true

Watermelon_lad: well I’m being summoned

Chase_me: bye Alex

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Whatever this is

Fire_a_Will: from now on I’m refusing to heal injuries that could be easily prevented by not being stupid

Fire_at_Will: for example: drinking bleach, pranking the Athena or Ares cabin and trying to melt two pieces of celestial bronze together but ended up tripping over it and getting hot metal embedded in their arm

Fireboy: In my defense

Fireboy: there is a lot of stuff laying around and I slipped

Fire_at_Will: “oh hey Will do you have a moment?  I kinda have hot metal in my arm”

Superman: what the heck happened Leo?

Fireboy: did Will not just explain in the most exposing way 

Xoxo: hot metal?????  Leo what the heck

Fireboy: it's not as bad as it seems 

Fire_at_Will: itS nOT aS baD As iT sEEmS

Thedarklord: he’s had a long day

Per-sea: oops

Shineey: oh dear

Chase_me: Were you involved, Percy?

Per-sea: this may be over text but I can hear this tone of voice very clearly

Superman: Leo are you okay?

Fireboy: yes

Xoxo: I’m on my way

Superman: I’m coming with Piper

Fire_at_Will: *heavy sigh*

Human_transformer: what happened with the Ares and Athena cabin?

Per-sea: me and the Stolls may have done a little prank… just a small one

Chase_me: my cabin is currently full of weapons and armor

Shineey: what did you do?

Per-sea: Annabeth you gotta give us credit that was hard work. 

Chase_me: hmmmmmm I wonder what I could do with this

Chase_me sent an attachment: pintheswordinthepercy.jpeg

Per-sea: uhhhhh 

Fire_at_Will: go to Kayla or Austin

Per-sea: Will please you’ll tell me not to drink bleach.  Tell her not to stab me

Watermelon_lad is typing…

Per-sea: oh no

Fire_at_Will: Annabeth don’t stab him

Watermelon_lad: I stab Magnus all the time it’s an act of love

Per-sea: for YOU

Watermelon_lad: You say that like it’s a bad thing

Per-sea: it… is???

Chase_me: just let it happen

Chase_me sent an attachment: IwonderwhatIcouldusethisfor.jpeg

Per-sea: I’ll HELP YOU switch everything

Chase_me: if you get the Stolls to help as well I may consider not stabbing you with the various amounts of weapons that are now in my cabin.

Per-sea: I’LL TALK TO THEM

Chase_me: good

Watermelon_lad: if you do stab him, get it on camera

Chase_me: ok

Superman sent an attachment: iTsNoTaSbaDasItsEeMs.jpeg

Shineey: LEO

Per-sea: Ouch

Fireboy: You guys are overreacting

Thedarklord: Dude wtf

Fire_at_Will: I’m gonna go… like… take a nap

Thedarklord: Can I join you?

Fire_at_Will: Yeah

Xoxo: that’s cute

Fireboy: I’m not allowed to work for like a week :(

Thedarklord: it’s a shame

Shineey: I thought you and Will were going to take a nap

Per-sea: OuCH Will sent you to rest for a whole week?

Fireboy: no

Xoxo: I did

Fire_at_Will: *thumbs up*

Human_Transformer: Leo I thought that you were immune to heat?

Fireboy: Heat

Fireboy: Apparently hot metal doesn’t count as fire according to my body

Fireboy: Personally I think that’s quite rude.

Human_transformer: Oh

Superman: I also contributed to this decision of a weeks rest

Chase_me: good idea.  Personally I would have suggested two

Fireboy: ANNABETH NO

Xoxo: if only we could keep him still for that long.

Fireboy: that will never happen

Human_transformer: I say three weeks

Shineey: four

Fireboy: STOP

Per-sea: Hmm five

Fireboy: I hate you all

Thedarklord: Maybe six

Fireboy: NICO NOT YOU TOO

Mango: Seven?

Fireboy: I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

Mango: idk I just saw numbers and figured that we’re counting

Shineey: Nico take a nap with your boyfriend

Thedarklord sent an attachment: Iam.jpeg

Xoxo: AWW

Per-sea: okay wtf that’s illegal

Thedarklord: ??

Superman: you guys are too cute and need to stop immediately 

Chase_me: that is adorable

Xoxo: please never stop

Thedarklord: Also btw, Percy I can hear you outside my cabin and if you wake him up I’m going to kill you.

Per-sea: oops

Watermelon_lad: I have cute pictures too

Mango: Alex I swear if you send more embarrassing pictures of me

Chase_me: send them Alex

Per-sea: do it

Watermelon_lad: and the council has spoken

Mango: ALEX NO

Watermelon_lad sent an attachment: lookatthisnerd.jpeg

Mango: Oh… that’s actually not a bad picture…

Chase_me: that was disappointing.  Alex I had faith in you, I wanted blackmail.

Watermelon_lad: eh, I’m in a good mood today

Xoxo: That’s a cute outfit

Per-sea: there are good pictures of Magnus???

Mango: Wow that’s rude, I actually do look good most of the time

Mango: Alex just only takes bad pictures of me

Thedarklord: can someone bring me food?

Watermelon_lad: you can’t get your own food?

Thedarklord: you don’t even go here so you have no say

Fireboy: get your own food

Thedarklord: I’m hungry and can’t move

Thedarklord sent an attachment: Icantjustwakehimup.jpeg

Superman: I’ll get you something

Thedarklord: thank you Jason

Xoxo: gosh Will is adorable

Thedarklord: he really is

Per-sea: that’s a very kind thing to say

Thedarklord: I’m not going to insult my boyfriend

Watermelon_lad: Why?  I do it all the time

Shineey: I love my brother in law

Thedarklord: We’re not married…

Shineey: I love my future brother in law

Watermelon_lad: wait I found some really good blackmail

Chase_me: send it please

Mango: Alex please no

Mango: If you’re still mad about me drinking your hair dye I’m sorry

Watermelon_lad: Well now that you’ve reminded me of that—

Mango: ASJFGLSKJKG

Watermelon_lad sent a video: suckitmagnus.mov

Mango: NOOOOOO

Mango: hOW DID YOU GET THAT ON VIDEO

Watermelon_lad: I have my ways

Chase_me: HSH HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT

Fireboy: He got… he got smacked

Fireboy: in the face…

Fireboy: With a slab of clay

Xoxo: Leo is actually crying

Mango: NOOOOOO

Per-sea: I LOVE THIS

Watermelon_lad: just the sound it makes is worth watching it

Mango: I’m never touching your pottery wheel again if you’re going to film me

Watermelon_lad: Good you made a crappy pot

Thedarklord: I’m trying so hard not to wake Will rn

Shineey: oh my gosh…

Per-sea: It actually made Nico laugh!

Human_transformer: That looked like it hurt…

Mango: for your information it did

Per-sea: hi Frank, you were gone a long time

Human_transformer: I’m not on my phone very much

Per-sea: Right

Human_transformer: I don’t want to read the messages, so what happened?

Fireboy: Well, I’ve been imprisoned in the Zeus cabin

Superman: You’re not imprisoned

Thedarklord: Will is still asleep

Mango: Alex is dead

Human_transformer: What?

Watermelon_lad: He’s lying, he doesn’t have the guts

Watermelon_lad: Or the strength

Mango: don’t test me

Watermelon_lad: oh I’m testing you Maggie boy

Watermelon_lad: you’re no fighter, you don’t have the strength 

Mango: bEt

Chase_me: Magnus just know that I don’t have faith in you

Mango: thanks Annabeth 

Per-sea: hey no death threats in my good Christian chat room 

Thedarklord: do you even want me to comment on what’s wrong with that statement?

Per-sea: no

Thedarklord: ok

Xoxo: Annabeth is this what you have to deal with everyday?

Chase_me: only when they’re in a group chat together

Fireboy: so romantic

Thedarklord: update

Thedarklord: he’s still asleep—

Superman: you should sleep with him 

Xoxo: Jason…

Per-sea: Jason bro

Per-sea: what are you encouraging these literal children to do

Superman: what???

Superman: oHH

Superman: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Thedarklord: I’m not going to sleep or sleep with him anytime soon

Shineey: it’s what Will would want Nico

Thedarklord: Will has no say when he’s asleep 

Chase_me: at least you can say that you tried 

Human_transformer: more death threats?

Fireboy: you’re late Frank

Human_transformer: sorry

Chase_me: my cousin is dumb 

Per-sea: but we love him anyways

Chase_me: do we?

Watermelon_lad: do we really??

Fireboy: oh you’re back 

Watermelon_lad: yeah and Magnus failed his mission 

Per-sea: did you kill him?

Mango: Alex that’s no fair you distracted me

Watermelon_lad: I did nothing of the sort

Mango: >:(

Fireboy: what did you do?

Watermelon_lad: I only took my shirt off and he mentally combusted

Mango: NOO

Chase_me: ahaha

Per-sea: come on Magnus I believed in you

Per-sea: you just let me down

Mango: it’s not my FAULT

Watermelon_lad: aww he left

Xoxo: that is surprisingly wholesome but at the same time not

Watermelon_lad: I can make it not wholesome

Chase_me: Alex don’t ruin it

Watermelon_lad: okay

Thedarklord: ugh

Superman: what’s wrong?

Fire_at_Will: I RISE

Shineey: hi Will

Fire_at_Will: hi Hazel

Thedarklord: ughhhh

Fireboy: welcome back to the land of the living

Human_transformer: considering that this is a chat with two dead people in and several other people that have died at one point… is that really an appropriate thing to say

Fire_at_Will: honestly it feels like I just rose from the dead

Fire_at_Will: how long was I out?

Xoxo: around a couple hours 

Fire_at_Will: ouch

Thedarklord: …

Shineey: is everything okay Nico?

Thedarklord: Will I’m going to kill you

Fire_at_Will: Piper is in charge of planning my funeral

Fire_at_Will: bye!

Fire_at_Will left the chat 

Thedarklord: THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME HE SLEPT IN FOUR DAYS

Xoxo: WILL

Per-sea: he’s hiding in the infirmary 

Thedarklord: thanks

Per-sea: np

Watermelon_lad sent an attachment: Softmaggieboy.jpeg

Mango: ALEX

Chase_me: wow Magnus I didn’t think that your face could get that red

Watermelon_lad: I kissed him

Mango: I DONT BLUSH THAT HARD

Watermelon_lad: the pictures don’t lie

Per-sea: haha

Mango: this is bullying

Mango left the chat

Watermelon_lad: I’m surprised it took that long

Fireboy: two down, nine to go

Superman: that’s not the point of this chat Leo

Fireboy removed Superman from the chat

Fireboy: three down, eight to go

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Whatever this is

Xoxo: so… is anyone going to add Jason back?

Chase_me: can’t you do it?

Xoxo: oh wait I can

Xoxo added Superman to the chat 

Xoxo: I forgot

Superman: thanks for finally adding me back

Per-sea: bro hey!

Superman: sup

Fireboy: this is not how it was supposed to go

Shineey: Leo you can’t just kick random people

Fireboy: I didn’t kick Magnus or Will

Fireboy: I kicked Jason 

Superman: which was quite rude

Thedarklord: speaking of Will 

Thedarklord: can someone add him back please

Thedarklord: I would but he blocked me

Superman: why did he block you?

Shineey: Nico what did you do???

Thedarklord: I didn’t do anything!

Chase_me added Fire_at_Will to the chat

Chase_me: you’re welcome

Thedarklord: Will please unblock me

Fire_at_Will: You’ve disrespected me

Fire_at_Will: you’ve disrespected my siblings

Fire_at_Will: and you’ve disrespected my friends 

Thedarklord: IM SORRY OKAY

Superman: what’s going on right now

Fire_at_Will: TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID

Xoxo: Nico said something about superheroes I don’t know

Thedarklord: I didn't mean it

Per-sea: is this couples drama??? Are they having a fight??

Fire_at_Will: MARVEL DOESNT SUCK

Shineey: is this what this is about

Thedarklord: that’s not what I meant!!!!

Fire_at_Will: what did you mean then

Xoxo: who knew Will would be a marvel fan

Per-sea: I bet that he likes doctor strange

Fire_at_Will: for your information I like guardians of the Galaxy 

Xoxo: you’d like doctor strange

Superman: yeah

Thedarklord: I meant that I hadn’t seen any of the movies!

Fire_at_Will: I am hurt.  I feel so betrayed.  I can’t believe you Nico

Fireboy renamed the chat “hurt and betrayed”

Fire_at_Will: thank you

Thedarklord: if it’ll make you feel better I’ll watch Doctor strange with you

Fire_at_Will: really?

Chase_me: that was an easy fight

Thedarklord: yeah you like it so I’ll watch it

Thedarklord: and then after I can beat you at monopoly again

Fire_at_Will: you just had to ruin the one good thing

Per-sea: i understand your pain Will

Per-sea: Annabeth is no fun to play monopoly with either

Chase_me: that’s rude

Human_transformer: we played games one time on the Argo II

Xoxo: never again

Shineey: you were just upset that you lost Piper

Xoxo: yeah maybe I am

Xoxo: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT CARD GAMES

Shineey: it’s a talent :)

Superman: that night was probably more dangerous than the entirety of the trip 

Per-sea: I was almost impaled

Fireboy: same

Human_transformer: Leo you cheat

Fireboy: I do NOT

Xoxo: WE CAUGHT YOU MANY TIMES

Chase_me: I was very close to stabbing you in the hand Leo

Per-sea: hahaha good times 

Per-sea: we should do that again

Human_transformer: Piper just said never again

Per-sea: yeah I don’t care what Piper said

Xoxo: rude 

Xoxo: I have a sharp weapon too you know

Per-sea: as do I 

Fire_at_Will: *heavy sigh*

Watermelon_lad: hey you guys wanna see something funny?

Per-sea: I am worried about your idea of funny 

Chase_me: send it please

Chase_me: I need to hear it again

Watermelon_lad: aye aye captain 

Superman: Annabeth you know what he’s talking about?

Watermelon_lad: she

Chase_me: Alex already sent it to me earlier

Watermelon_lad sent a video: Magnusispissed.mov

Per-sea: HAHSH

Xoxo: he really just… kept going

Fireboy: Frank and Hazel can’t watch there’s way too much strong language 

Superman: context???

Watermelon_lad: during training people always target him immediately 

Watermelon_lad: he died within like two minutes

Chase_me: the way his voice cracks on “heAlers” is hilarious

Watermelon_lad: gods it really is

Per-sea: he literally just keeps going

Watermelon_lad: he’s a sore loser

Fireboy: I love it

Shineey: uhhh

Human_transformer: I regret playing that

Human_transformer: i was in the middle of the senate building

Human_transformer: Reyna heard and is currently very close to tears from laughing

Superman: oh no

Thedarklord: ohhh 

Fire_at_Will: I can relate

Per-sea: Will everyone likes you though—

Fire_at_Will: o3o

Thedarklord: who do I need to kill?

Fire_at_Will: (OvO)

Fire_at_Will: don’t worry about it

Fire_at_Will: healers are always targeted first

Xoxo: the only thing that we do is capture the flag… and the Aphrodite and Apollo cabins are usually on the same team... so I'm usually with you

Xoxo: Will what is going on?

Fire_at_Will: ohhh look at the time I have to go

Fire_at_Will: Archery

Xoxo: that’s very suspicious 

Thedarklord: I’ll take care of it later

Per-sea: the Ares cabin always makes fun of him 

Per-sea: apart from Clarisse I think though

Thedarklord: WHAT?

Fire_at_Will: (o_o)

Fire_at_Will: PERCY HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

Per-sea: you told me

Fire_at_Will: AHHhh

Thedarklord: I need names

Xoxo: Nico can I help?

Thedarklord: Yeah

Per-sea: I don’t have names

Fire_at_Will: Don’t do anything!  It’s fine I have it taken care of

Watermelon_lad: I don’t know what’s going on but I’m down for murder

Fireboy: we all know that you’re down for murder

Watermelon_lad: I just need to make sure that everyone is aware of that

Superman: Will if there is something going on you know that you need to tell any one of us

Fire_at_Will left the chat

Thedarklord: I got this

Xoxo: okay

Chase_me added Mango to the chat

Shineey: Welcome back!

Mango: I’ve been brought here against my will

Chase_me: no you haven’t

Watermelon_lad: no you haven’t

Thedarklord added Fire_at_Will to the chat

Fire_at_Will: I suppose I have been brought back here

Fire_at_Will: I SWEAR there is nothing going on, it’s completely fine.

Fire_at_Will: (Clarisse already took care of it)

Thedarklord: let me know next time someone is making fun of you

Mango: someone’s getting made fun of?

Fire_at_Will: No

Mango: ok

Xoxo: hm okay

Watermelon_lad: I make fun of Magnus

Mango: we know

Per-sea: you do it out of love

Watermelon_lad: it’s debatable

Human_transformer: Wait did I tell you guys about that time that Hazel punched someone on the street

Xoxo: she WHAT?

Thedarklord: That’s my sister

Per-sea: Nico I’m concerned if you actually know the story behind it or you’re just promoting violence

Thedarklord: Both

Shineey: It’s not a big deal!

Human_transformer: this dude was being racist out on the streets and Hazel went up and punched him

Fireboy: Where?  Please tell me where you punched him

Shineey: It doesn’t matter!

Thedarklord: a place that you would approve of Leo

Fireboy: NICE HAZEL

Shineey: ///^///

Per-sea: proud of you Hazel 

Xoxo: best the racists 

Mango: yeah do that

Shineey: it’s not a big deal!!

Fire_at_Will: Hazel can you please come punch my uncle????

Shineey: ///^/// I’m not taking requests

Xoxo: I do 

Fire_at_Will: I’m from Texas so… my mom's side of the family…

Mango: oh 

Thedarklord: I like your mom

Fire_at_Will: I know you do

Per-sea: is that where you guys went for that week?

Fire_at_Will: what week?

Per-sea: uhhhh around July?

Thedarklord: sure let’s go with that

Superman: you’re at that point in the relationship to meet the others parents how sweet

Fire_at_Will: I’m not going to Hades

Thedarklord: I’ve only gone to Texas to meet Will’s mom

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Xoxo: aww that’s cute

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Chase_me: he really does

Thedarklord: not my fault that your moms just adopt me 

Per-sea: you’re just…

Per-sea: adoptable…

Thedarklord: I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult

Chase_me: compliment

Fireboy: I say an insult

Superman: Leo you say everything is an insult

Mango: WAIT LOOK WHAT I FOUND

Watermelon_lad: coincidentally I also found something ;)

Mango: it’s not about you Alex

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Chase_me: Magnus I swear I am going to kill you

Mango: DO IT

Per-sea: AWWWW

Chase_me: Brb on my way to Boston

Human_transformer: I thought that he was already dead though…

Chase_me: That’s not going to stop me from beating up my cousin

Xoxo: Awww look at little Annabeth

Chase_me: I’m afraid that no one in this chatroom will be able to leave alive

Per-sea: you don’t really mean that Annabeth

Superman: we’re all friends here… it’s okay

Fire_at_Will: Can we not have any infighting, thank you very much

Per-sea: What Will said

Mango: YOU CAN’T KILL ME

Mango: I’M IMMORTAL

Watermelon_lad: you can still be killed outside of Valhalla

Chase_me: Just you wait Magnus

Mango: I’ll be here until doomsday

Thedarklord: hm, interesting

Mango: I’m not going to drink any more bleach

Mango: that hurt

Watermelon_lad: oh, by the way Sam was the first one to peg me as your killer the other day

Mango: she knows you so well

Xoxo: I love that this is just a completely normal conversation now

Per-sea: it’s out of love 

Watermelon_lad: Well, it was mostly out of pity

Mango: I’ll take pity points

Fire_at_Will: how I love this group chat

Per-sea: was that sarcasm?

Fire_at_Will: Yes

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Hurt and betrayed

Watermelon_lad: so do you guys wanna know something funny that I just discovered

Superman: honestly I’m scared to know if we do

Watermelon_lad: you do

Watermelon_lad: anyway, Magnus has a choking kink

Fireboy: oh—

Chase_me: honestly… not surprised 

Superman: I’m more concerned how you found this out

Per-sea: yeahhhh

Thedarklord: are we exposing kinks?

Watermelon_lad: the way I found out is not relevant also I’m not allowed to share that

Mango: Alex why are you like this 

Watermelon_lad: because I am

Per-sea: and Nico we are not exposing kinks

Chase_me: Alex just doesn’t have a concept of a filter

Watermelon_lad: that was incredibly rude.  I know the concept of a filter

Watermelon_lad: I just don’t care enough to use it

Fire_at_Will: oh no

Thedarklord: chomp 

Superman: is that… referencing something Nico?

Fire_at_Will: Nico I swear to Olympus 

Thedarklord: obviously not

Per-sea: Will you shouldn’t swear to Olympus 

Xoxo: yeah Will, rude

Xoxo: I think that we all know the true meaning behind what Nico said

Shineey: no we don’t…?

Fire_at_Will: Piper do not 

Superman: oh I get it

Thedarklord: I said nothing, Will you cannot come at me for this

Xoxo: I think it’s pretty obvious that Will likes to be bit

Fire_at_Will: I am CHANGING THE CONVERSATION TOPIC 

Fire_at_Will: The apollo cabin is going to be on the blue team for capture the flag this time

Xoxo: wow is this what betrayal feels like–

Fireboy: I agree with piper it’s pretty obvious Will

Fire_at_Will: IVE CHANGED THE SUBJECT LEO

Fire_at_Will: Annabeth had a pretty good idea so we’re teaming with the blue team

Chase_me: thank you Will

Xoxo: rude

Human_transformer: Also me and Hazel are going to come over to Camp Half blood for a couple days this weekend

Thedarklord: Oooo

Superman: No! I’m gonna miss you guys, I’m going to New Rome this weekend.

Human_transformer: Oh no, I guess you’ll just have to help out Reyna while I’m gone

Watermelon_lad: What if I crashed your party

Mango: Alex no

Chase_me: Alex no

Watermelon_lad: Alex yes

Superman: Ignoring all that that just happened, I always help out Reyna and you when I’m down in New Rome, it sucks that I won’t get to see you though :(

Shineey: We’ll see you next time Jason don’t worry!  And maybe we’ll overlap

Fire_at_Will: oh no does this mean I have to sleep in my own cabin for the weekend

Xoxo: Oh no, how awful

Shineey: Don’t worry Will! I won’t kick you out

Fire_at_Will: Piper shut.  I will break into your cabin

Xoxo: And do what?

Fire_at_Will: Thank you Hazel

Xoxo: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IN MY CABIN WILL?

Fire_at_Will: You won’t know until late at night when you get the feeling that something is off

Fire_at_Will: You won’t know what it is.  But something will just feel wrong

Per-sea: That was so ominous

Xoxo: And also so obvious that you have absolutely no clue what you’re going to do

Xoxo: Your threats are EMPTY Will

Fire_at_Will: Do you forget that I’m a doctor?  I know the limits of the human body ;)

Fireboy: I hate that

Fireboy: I hate when you say things like that

Fire_at_Will: ;)

Per-sea: Nico keep your boyfriend under control

Thedarklord: I try

Fire_at_Will: You cannot control me!

Xoxo: Will go to sleep

Fire_at_Will: IT IS THREE IN THE AFTERNOON

Watermelon_lad: someone gets a bit cranky without their nap

Fire_at_Will: I hate you all

Thedarklord: Even me?

Fire_at_Will: You’re on thin ice Di Angelo

Fire_at_Will: Hazel, you’re still cool though

Shineey: Aww thanks (/ω＼)

Per-sea: Wow rude

Human_transformer: what on earth happened here?

Fireboy: Will needs a nap

Fire_at_Will: >:(

Thedarklord: Where are you right now Will?

Fire_at_Will: The beach, hidey hole

Thedarklord: k I’m on my way

Per-sea: what’s the hidey hole?

Fire_at_Will: hidden place where I can be alone to unwind

Xoxo: are you okay?

Fire_at_Will: yeah

Superman: I think I’ve seen the “hidey hole” before

Superman: At least I’ve seen you going off the beach very suspiciously

Fire_at_Will: do not say anything, it’s the one place that I can hide that the only other person that knows about it is Nico

Superman: Okay, lips are sealed

Fire_at_Will: Thanks

Mango: speaking of hidey holes

Mango: There is a suspiciously large hole in the back of my closet and I want to know if a specific green haired lad knows anything about it

Watermelon_lad: Blame TJ

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Chase_me: Dang that’s actually really big, I thought that you were exaggerating

Fireboy: You know what else is really big that most people think I’m exaggerating?

Xoxo: Leo I swear to gods

Superman: Do not

Fireboy: My love for Taylor Swift

Thedarklord: Of course you like Taylor Swift

Fireboy: that seems like an insult

Thedarklord: Because it is

Fireboy: Ouch, her music slaps

Chase_me: That could have gone very badly

Shineey: oh

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Per-sea: Wait where is he?

Chase_me: You can see his eyes under the mound of blankets

Xoxo: Gosh I’m so frightened

Fireboy: absolutely terrified, I mean just look at that glare

Shineey: that’s actually really cute

Thedarklord: oh and he’s asleep

Xoxo: About time

Thedarklord: He stole all the blankets, I am now forced to sit on the cold stone floor by myself

Chase_me: The sheer betrayal

Chase_me: I can relate all too well

Mango: same

Per-sea: I don’t steal all the blankets, you’re just a baby

Chase_me: You steal all the blankets

Watermelon_lad: Magnus you don’t even need the blankets, you aren’t affected by the hot or cold

Watermelon_lad: And they’re MY blankets

Mango: YOUR BLANKETS ARENT IN MY ROOM ALEX

Human_transformer: I don’t need to worry about the blankets

Shineey: you don’t take up much room on the bed

Per-sea: oh stop it you two and your wholesome couple

Shineey: :)

Human_transformer: :)

Watermelon_lad: Hey I don’t know who you are but is your username referring to like the trucks that turn into robots transformers?

Human_transformer: uh maybe?

Fireboy: He can shapeshift

Watermelon_lad: oh sick

Watermelon_lad: same

Per-sea: Frank… do you not know what transformers are?

Superman: I also thought that’s what your username was loosely referencing (obviously along with your shapeshifting)

Human_transformer: I have heard of it but not really

Watermelon_lad: Well then

Human_transformer: I didn’t really think about my username

Shineey: well I like your username

Human_transformer: Thank you Hazel

Watermelon_lad: I really like @Fire_at_Will ‘s username

Thedarklord: Shhhhh he’s sleeping

Chase_me: You like it because it promotes violence

Watermelon_lad: oh no I’ve been found out

Fireboy: Guys I’ve gotten information from an anonymous source

Superman: ???

Fireboy: Someone here is a furry

Mango: It’s Alex

Watermelon_lad: WOW RUDE

Chase_me: Makes sense

Per-sea: Leo where did you get this information from

Fireboy: An anonymous source what did I just say

Per-sea: sounds suspicious, I think it’s you -_-

Chase_me: also makes sense

Fireboy: HOW RUDE 

Fireboy: don’t attack the messenger

Xoxo: What about Frank?

Per-sea: he’s too innocent

Watermelon_lad: Just because we can shapeshift

Watermelon_lad: doesn’t mean that we’re the furries

Human_transformer: Thank you?  I think?

Per-sea: That’s some shapeshifter solidarity right there

Superman: Oh no

Chase_me: Magnus is also a likely candidate

Mango: Just throw me under the bus like that

Chase_me: Well you and Alex seem most likely

Watermelon_lad: What is that supposed to mean?

Chase_me: you two are weird

Mango: I mean fair enough

Watermelon_lad: But you don’t need to say it

Shineey: I’m scared to know what’s going on…

Xoxo: Run Hazel

Shineey: ok…

Fireboy: I’ll stay on the lookout

Fireboy: Nico’s been awfully quiet

Per-sea: Nah I don’t think he knows what it is

Superman: Nico is clear

Chase_me: Hey, speaking of Nico

Chase_me: Where are the two of them?  It’s almost time for dinner

Superman: They’ll be back soon enough

Mango: ALEX WHY IS THE HOLE BIGGER NOW?

Watermelon_lad: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME STOP BLAMING ME

Mango: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS?

Watermelon_lad: TALK TO MALLORY OR TJ IDK

Chase_me: show me the hole

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Per-sea: I am slightly intimidated by the size of the hole

Mango: I don’t know where it came from

Mango: Alex it’s going towards your room

Watermelon_lad: it’s literally not my fault

Fireboy: put a poster over it

Mango: ok

Mango: I don’t have a poster but a sheet will work

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Chase_me: 10/10 solution good job you two

Fireboy: thanks

Mango: I try

Shineey: that doesn’t seem very safe

Per-sea: what if there’s something dangerous lurking inside

Mango: the most dangerous or frightening thing that could be lurking inside would be Alex

Watermelon_lad: ITS NOT ME THATS DOING IT

Mango: sounds suspicious

Watermelon_lad: Magnus I swear–

Chase_me: you seem to be in a bit of a predicament there

Per-sea: a shame

Superman: guys are you gonna come to dinner

Chase_me: yeah on our way

Superman: what about Nico and Will?  anyone heard from them?

Xoxo: nope

Per-sea: hopefully they show up

2:26 am

Thedarklord: oops fell asleep

Fire_at_Will: Nico owns my UwUs

Fireboy removed Fire_at_Will from the chat

Fireboy: GOT THE FURRY

Thedarklord: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?

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Hurt and betrayed 

Chase_me: hey, has anyone seen Percy? 

Thedarklord: Yeah

Chase_me: where… where is he then?

Thedarklord: He’s teaching Will how to fight

Chase_me: Oh

Superman: Also… speaking of Will

Superman: Can I ask what happened this morning?

Thedarklord: @Fireboy

Fireboy: I got the furry

Thedarklord: I can confirm that Will laughed for a good three minutes after you kicked him

Xoxo: I bet he doesn’t even know what a furry is

Mango: Annabeth, why do you need Percy?? Hmmm

Chase_me: because I haven’t seen him all day and when he’s left unsupervised you never know what’s going to happen

Thedarklord: Yeah

Mango: Sounds suspicious

Superman: Like that one time when he flooded the bathrooms

Chase_me: Do not underestimate him

Chase_me: that was completely on purpose

Superman: I know, that’s the funny part

Fireboy: That was hilarious

Mango: Update on the hole situation

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Xoxo: Where did it go???

Mango: I don’t know…

Watermelon_lad: aren’t you happy about that?

Watermelon_lad: I know that I am since now you can stop FREAKING BLAMING ME FOR IT

Mango: so it turns out

Mango: Mallory and Halfborn were just gradually making the hole bigger and bigger to see how long it would take me to notice

Chase_me: how long did it take?

Mango: Apparently they’ve been doing this for a month…

Watermelon_lad: I TOLD YOU IT WASN’T ME

Mango: WERE YOU INVOLVED?

Watermelon_lad: NO

Superman: Where did the hole go though?

Fireboy: that rhymed

Mango: I think one of the hotel assistants fixed it, not sure

Chase_me: Hmmm interesting

Watermelon_lad: Maggie come to my room

Mango: I’m scared… but ok

Chase_me: Good luck

Superman: Annabeth your cousins are uh… very interesting

Xoxo: Lovely people

Fireboy: I find them amusing

Chase_me: Alex isn’t my cousin

Chase_me: Magnus is, but they’re dating

Chase_me: but thank you, this is what I have to deal with often

Shineey: I think everyone in this groupchat is lovely

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Superman: Awesome Frank!  Look at him!

Xoxo: He’s doing great

Shineey: :)))

Superman: Him and Reyna make a good team

Shineey: We’re just about to leave for New York

Xoxo: Oh I forgot about that!

Human_transformer: Hazel why are you taking pictures of me?

Shineey: Because you’re cute

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Chase_me: Awwww Hazel

Shineey: Hey!

Xoxo: You and Arion are adorable

Shineey: Thank you

Per-sea: hey

Superman: Hello Percy

Per-sea: Guess who just broke my wrist!

Chase_me: Uhh

Shineey: Someone broke your wrist…?

Per-sea added Fire_at_Will to the chat

Per-sea: THIS GUY

Fire_at_Will: I SAID I WAS SORRY T^T

Xoxo: Gods, what happened?

Thedarklord: Haha

Per-sea: He’s a lot stronger than he gives himself credit for

Fire_at_Will: It was an accident I swear, I didn’t mean to grab your wrist like that T^T

Superman: Are you okay?

Per-sea: It’s cool

Per-sea: He’s also a doctor too

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Fire_at_Will: T^T I am so sorry

Per-sea: Will you already apologized like a hundred times 

Per-sea: ITS OKAY!

Per-sea: I’m proud of you!!! :)

Fire_at_Will: I have become the one thing I sought to destroy

Thedarklord: Good job Will!  I would’ve gone for his arm instead of his wrist but I’m proud of you

Per-sea: His fighting style is really just as little moves as possible to incapacitate the other person.  That’s awesome

Fire_at_Will: WHY ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH THIS???

Chase_me: It’s Percy, of course he’d be proud of you

Fireboy: I’m just gonna keep my wrists to myself thank you very much

Xoxo: Same

Xoxo: Don’t think I’m going to be sparing with Will anytime soon

Fire_at_Will: T^T

Per-sea: Will it’s cool, it’ll heal

Per-sea: It’s pretty even anyway, I gave you a lot of bruises…

Per-sea: And accidentally elbowed you in the eye…

Fire_at_Will: You didn’t do any serious damage though

Shineey: How violent did you guys get?

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Thedarklord: I thought you guys were practicing sword fighting?

Per-sea: Will is more of a danger to himself with a sword so we switched off to hand to hand combat for a while

Fireboy: ouch

Per-sea: Also Kayla was laughing at him the whole time he was taking care of my wrist

Fire_at_Will: So were you—

Xoxo: I would probably be laughing too

Mango: It was a trap

Xoxo: What

Chase_me: did you really think that Alex had innocent intentions?

Mango: NO BUT STILL

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Chase_me: Is that… wet clay?

Fireboy: Looks like poop

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Chase_me: Awesome pot Alex

Watermelon_lad: Thank you

Fire_at_Will: What… happened?

Mango: She smacked me with her hands covered in clay

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Per-sea: That’s a really cute picture of Alex

Watermelon_lad: All pictures of me are cute

Watermelon_lad: I’m cute

Chase_me: yea

Mango: You’re right but you don’t need to say it

Mango: I’m going to take a shower

Per-sea: Have fun

Chase_me: Good luck

Mango: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ANNABETH?

Watermelon_lad: Just go take a shower

Chase_me: Don’t worry about it

Mango: when it’s coming from you I’m worrying about it

Human_transformer: Percy broke his wrist?

Fireboy: A little late Frank

Human_transformer: Sorry I wasn’t paying attention to my phone

Per-sea: yeah, pretty cool huh

Xoxo: Who is playing Hey look ma I made it by Panic! At the disco at the big house?

Xoxo: Very specifically the infirmary

Thedarklord: Will

Fire_at_Will: I am not!

Thedarklord: He thinks Brendon Urie is cute

Fire_at_Will: Nico I trusted you

Superman: Will likes Panic! At the disco?

Per-sea: Are you surprised?

Superman: I mean kinda

Fire_at_Will: They have good music ok

Thedarklord: He likes more emo music than I do—

Xoxo: That’s also kind of a surprise

Per-sea: Pff

Fire_at_Will: Leo listens to Taylor Swift and y’all are surprised I listen to P!Atd

Fireboy: Don’t pin this on me

Xoxo: Don’t you dare “y’all” at us Solace

Mango: Wow are we really accent shaming here?

Xoxo: He doesn’t have an accent—

Thedarklord: (・・)

Thedarklord: He has an accent...

Fire_at_Will: According to Nico it’s very strong when I’m tired

Thedarklord: You need to shut up in the morning and at night

Thedarklord: I cannot handle your accent

Fire_at_Will: Rude

Mango: Is *this* accent shaming?

Per-sea: this is Nico being super gay

Thedarklord: Wow rude

Xoxo: It’s okay to love your boyfriend

Chase_me: Yeah Magnus is so hopelessly in love with Alex it’s almost sickening at times

Chase_me: his crush is so obvious and they’re dating

Mango: HEY!

Chase_me: He talks about Alex all the time like it’s crazy

Chase_me: Usually about her eyes

Chase_me: he loves her eyes and also just… her

Per-sea: @watermelon_lad

Mango: NOOOO SHE WAS BUSY AND ISN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

Mango: ANNABETH WHY DO YOU HATE ME

Chase_me: You made me believe that you were dead

Chase_me: suck it up

Watermelon_lad: Wow… I didn’t know that you liked my eyes so much

Watermelon_lad: That’s a joke, I know they’re beautiful

Chase_me: Magnus I can practically hear you swooning all the way in New York

Mango: I’m NOOOOT

Fireboy: Will also swoons a lot over Nico

Xoxo: Can confirm

Fire_at_Will: LEO SHUT UP

Shineey: So does Nico—

Superman: I can confirm that—

Thedarklord: I trusted you two

Superman: Probably very obvious but so does Percy

Chase_me: I think we ALL know that Percy talks about me a lot

Chase_me: even I know about it

Per-sea: I love you though—

Chase_me: I love you too

Mango: Alex do you talk about me?

Watermelon_lad: pff no

Mango: I’m asking Mallory and Halfborn

Watermelon_lad: No WAIT

Per-sea: busted

Shineey: I love Frank!

Xoxo: We know and it’s adorable!

Human_transformer: I also love Hazel

Fireboy: I love most people here

Fire_at_Will: oh wow I didn’t know you thought of us like that—

Fireboy: Will I’m going to—

Fire_at_Will: Finish that sentence

Fire_at_Will: I DARE you

Fireboy: That is not what I meant

Xoxo: Good catch Leo

Thedarklord: Do not

Fireboy: oop

Chase_me: Drama going on in the chat

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Per-sea: Oh I know where you guys are

Superman: Wait I’m leaving tonight I MIGHT SEE YOU GUYS!

Shineey: :))

Thedarklord: Just so you know Hazel, the cabin was clean yesterday

Shineey: What happened…?

Thedarklord: Uhhhhh

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Per-sea: Gods what happened???? Did he flip the board or something

Thedarklord: That is literally almost exactly what happened

Shineey: Oh no, you guys better clean it up

Fire_at_Will: Nico I swear that you cheat

Xoxo: Sore loser

Shineey: Piper you are also a sore loser…

Human_transformer: A lot of people here are sore losers

Fireboy: Frank you didn’t need to come in and say something so controversial yet so true

Human_transformer: my bad

Fire_at_Will: I would be willing to play monopoly with someone who doesn’t cheat

Thedarklord: I don’t cheat

Thedarklord: You just suck

Xoxo: "Willing"

Fire_at_Will: >:(

Human_Transformer: ARRIVED!

Per-sea: YESSSS

Chase_me: On our way

Thedarklord: yes

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Hurt and betrayed

Mango: Look at what I have to deal with

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Mango: LOOK AT HER

Chase_me: pretty cute but she’s just wearing a simple dress and a sweatshirt.

Watermelon_lad: I mean... thank you I think?  These are my comfort clothes

Thedarklord: They look comfortable

Watermelon_lad: They are

Watermelon_lad: If anything this is what I have to deal with

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Chase_me: Magnus PLEASE brush your hair my gods

Mango: I JUST WOKE UP

Per-sea: No excuses

Mango: Percy shut up your hair always looks like you just woke up

Thedarklord: Imagine waking up before 12

Superman: Nico you’re awake right now…

Thedarklord: We literally can’t wake up at the same time

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Superman: I mean fair enough

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Per-sea: Awwww Hazel

Thedarklord: It is only I awake in the Hades cabin

Per-sea: Can relate

Superman: Percy you’re the only one in the Poseidon cabin

Per-sea: Exactly

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Mango: You two share a bed??? Hmmmm

Chase_me: We are dating????

Mango: Suspicious

Per-sea: Do you and Alex share a bed, Magnus?

Mango: Sometimes on a good day

Watermelon_lad: We don’t share a room often

Per-sea: Suspicious -_-

Mango: It’s really not…

Chase_me: What are you guys doing in bed?

Xoxo: better not be anything indecent

Mango: We are dead and immortal we will outlive you guys

Mango: Also I don’t even know you @Xoxo

Xoxo: Perfect

Xoxo: Also look at Leo

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Superman: It’s worse because he’s on my side of the bed

Per-sea: All of you guys are sharing a bed?

Chase_me: I would also like to know how he managed to get that tangled in the sheets?

Xoxo: He doesn’t even move that much in the night

Superman: And yes Percy we share a bed

Superman: So do you and Annabeth

Shineey: The fun part about not sharing a bed with anyone :)

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Shineey: I can get up whenever I want :)

Xoxo: that doesn’t seem like much a bad thing

Xoxo: Except for the fact that Will is an actual space heater

Thedarklord: How do you know this Piper?

Xoxo: Anyone who has given him a hug has FELT it

Per-sea: It’s true ^

Superman: He gives a lot of hugs

Thedarklord: Oh yeah

Shineey: He’s literally made of sunshine

Thedarklord: he’s—

Shineey: The son of Apollo, I know.  Didn’t really think that through

Thedarklord: I think he uses it as a defense mechanism so that no one knows when he’s sick

Xoxo: Probably

Xoxo: ANnnnnnnd he’s on the floor now

Per-sea: What

Superman: My bad

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Per-sea: PFFFFf

Xoxo: JASON was supposed to keep him on the bed

Superman: Oops

Chase_me: He’s still sleeping?

Xoxo: Yes

Shineey: aww that position kinda looks like it hurts

Superman: Apparently not—

Human_Transformer: What’s going on?  I just woke up?

Per-sea: The amazing Frank overslept?

Human_Transformer: No this would be a completely normal time to wake up at Camp Jupiter.  But time zones

Shineey: Time zones! :)

Thedarklord: Time zones suck

Shineey: :/

Thedarklord: I don’t want to wake him up but I want to get out of bed

Xoxo: Finagle your way

Xoxo: That’s what I do

Per-sea: Submit to your fate

Watermelon_lad: Magnus I am absolutely going to come after you with a hairbrush

Chase_me: He STILL didn’t brush his hair

Mango: I got distracted

Watermelon_lad: I’m gonna send a picture to Blitz and he’s going to have an absolute FIT

Mango: Do it

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Chase_me: Wtf Magnus

Watermelon_lad: EXACTLY

Chase_me: It got WORSE

Mango: It’s a talent

Per-sea: Dude

Mango: Yeah?

Per-sea: MY hair doesn’t even get that bad.

Fireboy: Ow

Shineey: Goodmorning Leo

Fireboy: My elbow is bruised

Xoxo: Jason let you fall out of bed, it wasn’t my fault

Thedarklord: Welcome back

Fireboy: I didn’t go anywhere…

Thedarklord removed Fireboy from the chat

Xoxo: uhhh?

Thedarklord added Fireboy to the chat

Thedarklord: Welcome back

Fireboy: Thank you…?

Per-sea: Whatever that was???? Okay???

Shineey: Goodmorning!

Fireboy: Goodmorning, what an amazing way to wake up

Xoxo: It would be better if you wouldn’t just lay there on the floor

Superman: I forgot that you were down there and almost stepped on you

Fireboy: Rude

Chase_me: He is too small to see, he could easily be mistaken for a doll or something

Xoxo: If Jason has dolls in his cabin I will be extremely worried

Shineey: I have a doll in our cabin

Thedarklord: I also do

Per-sea: are you two talking about the same doll or… two different ones

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Thedarklord: The same doll

Per-sea: Ohhh that’s terrifying

Shineey: What??? No! She’s adorable

Thedarklord: We saw it at an antique shop one time and silently agreed that we needed it

Fireboy: How much money was it?

Thedarklord: unimportant, she’s beautiful.

Shineey: Her name is Eleanor!

Xoxo: She’s cute

Human_transformer: When Hazel texted me about the doll I didn’t think she was serious

Shineey: Me and Nico have joint custody over her :)

Human_transformer: Oh no is it your turn to take it to Camp Jupiter

Shineey: Yeah :) when we go back Eleanor comes with

Thedarklord: I’ll miss her

Xoxo: Nico what does Will think of Eleanor

Thedarklord: He doesn’t mind her

Shineey: Will has a doll too!

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Xoxo: Of course he has a yarn doll, did he make it?

Thedarklord: As far as I know, his mom made it, I think?

Fireboy: Its kinda creepy

Shineey: Eleanor or Will’s doll?

Fireboy: Eleanor…

Xoxo: Wow Leo that was extremely rude

Shineey: :(

Thedarklord: I will fight in defense of our child… little sibling?

Shineey: hm baby sister?

Thedarklord: i don’t know

Watermelon_lad: TBH I would die for that doll

Chase_me: Alex… you… you’re already dead

Watermelon_lad: Which means I can 1) throw that phrase around and 2) actually go through with it

Shineey: Don’t die for her! She would rather you live

Watermelon_lad: Well, I’ve already failed that

Mango: Alex no

Watermelon_lad: Well I’m not going to go drink bleach for her

Mango: it was one time and a curiosity 

Fire_at_Will: I like Eleanor!

Fireboy: HE’S AWAKE!

Fire_at_Will: I am

Shineey: See! Eleanor is lovely

Thedarklord: I woke him up

Thedarklord: Will, your sleep schedule is whack

Fire_at_Will: Like yours is any better

Chase_me: We all have a whack sleep schedule

Fire_at_Will: *heavy sigh*

Fire_at_Will: And yes, my mom made the yarn doll that’s sitting next to Eleanor

Xoxo: It’s cute

Superman: How have I never noticed her before?

Thedarklord: How often are you in our cabin?

Superman: I mean not very often but it’s in kinda an obvious place

Fire_at_Will: She’s only terrifying when Nico doesn’t tell me that Hazel took it or he brought it home and it just shows up or disappears.

Mango: Neither me or Alex will be saying anything for a while because fighting to the death

Chase_me: Ok, don’t die within the first few minutes

Mango: >:(

Per-sea: That would suck

Xoxo: Today I learned that Leo can actually play an instrument

Human_transformer: He can?

Fireboy: Hey rude.  I can play the guitar!

Per-sea: That honestly makes a lot of sense

Fireboy: but you know who CAN’T play guitar?

Human_Transformer: Who?

Fireboy: Will ;)

Fire_at_Will: Wow, rude.  I’ve restrung your guitar more times than I can count and you know it.

Fireboy:  ;)

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Chase_me: Who is that???

Per-sea: I have never met this man in my life

Thedarklord: He’s CLEAN???

Human_transformer: that is not Leo

Fireboy: Seriously? I take a shower and you guys just don’t recognize me?

Superman: Wtf I leave to Camp Jupiter and Leo takes a shower?  How often does this happen?  Do I just have to leave for him to take a shower?

Fireboy: Hah hah Jason

Fireboy: Piper made me

Xoxo: :)

Xoxo: It had to be done Leo.  I could not stand it any longer

Per-sea: You let him on the bed like that?

Fireboy: RUDE

Xoxo: He cleans off some

Chase_me: What a gentleman

Shineey: You played guitar beautifully Leo!

Fireboy: Thank you Hazel, I can play for you

Fireboy: And Hazel only!

Shineey: That’s so sweet :) I’d love to listen 

Fireboy: Cool!

Fireboy: This is what happens when you insult my cleanliness status

Per-sea: oof

Thedarklord: What if I stole your guitar strings

Fireboy: uhhhhhh please don’t?

Shineey: Nico that’s rude

Thedarklord: nothing is stopping me

Fireboy: @fire_at_Will control him

Fire_at_Will: Nico no

Fire_at_Will: but I’m also kinda curious to see if you can manage it… 

Fire_at_Will: but you can’t damage the strings or guitar

Fireboy: Will no–

Fire_at_Will: right sorry I’m supposed to be responsible

Fireboy renamed the chat “supposed to be responsible”

Fire_at_Will: thank you

Fire_at_Will: Nico don’t do that

Thedarklord: I’m getting serious mixed signals right now

Fire_at_Will: gtg I have work to do

Per-sea: bye Will

Thedarklord: well there’s no one to tell me no—

Chase_me: Nico no

Thedarklord: >:( fine

Thedarklord: Your guitar strings are safe for now…

Fireboy: That’s very intimidating

Thedarklord: sleep with one eye open

Per-sea: this is a very interesting conversation…

10:25 pm

Mango: @shineey Alex yelled “FOR ELEANOR!” when she went into battle today

Shineey: :D

Mango: Mallory looked at Alex like she was crazy

Watermelon_lad: To be fair, I am

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1:12 am

Per-sea: Sippin on straight chlorine

Per-sea: let the vibe slide over me

Per-sea: This beat is a chemical

Per-sea: beat is a chemical

Thedarklord: When I leave don’t save my seat

Per-sea: I’ll be back when it’s all complete

Mango: Are we drinking more dangerous things?  Because I’m not doing it this time

Thedarklord: The moment it’s medical, moment it’s medical

Per-sea: sippin on straight chlorine

Per-sea: ahaha

Per-sea: wait why are you two awake?

Mango: I never went to sleep

Thedarklord: undisclosed reasons...

Thedarklord: Why are YOU awake?

Per-sea: I am listening to music

Mango: lest no one cares about me?

Per-sea: Magnus you literally are dead

Thedarklord: I am pretty sure that you used “lest” wrong…

Mango: even though I’m dead doesn’t mean that I don’t have responsibilities

Mango: Who are you, the English police?

Thedarklord: It would be a bit sad if I was the English police

Thedarklord: considering… English isn’t my first language…

Per-sea: Ouch, he has better English than you Magnus

Mango: what’s your first language?

Thedarklord: It was a big big world

Thedarklord: but we thought we were bigger

Per-sea: Pushing each other to the limits we were learning quicker

Thedarklord: by eleven smoking herb and drinking burning liquor

Mango: hey don’t change the subject!  I asked a question

Per-sea: Never rich so we were out to make that steady figure

Mango: Rude

Per-sea: Wait Nico isn’t Will or Hazel in the Hades cabin?  How are only you awake?

Thedarklord: I am not in the Hades cabin.

Per-sea: Where… where are you?

Thedarklord: uhm… another… undisclosed… location?

Mango: That sounds extremely suspicious

Per-sea: ^^

Thedarklord: don’t worry… you’ll probably see me at breakfast

Per-sea: what does probably mean?

Thedarklord: Okay currently I am not 100% sure where I am.

Thedarklord: It’s really dark and I don’t see any sort of land markers…

Per-sea: Are you not at Camp half blood??????

Thedarklord: I really don’t know at this point

Mango: What’s going on here?

Mango: How do you not know?

Thedarklord: I pulled an 11 year old Nico…

Mango: Did you just refer to yourself as third person?

Thedarklord: no, 11 year old Nico is a completely different person

Per-sea: Are you… okay?

Thedarklord: I’m still conscious and kicking

Thedarklord: Also miserably lost

Per-sea: Should I wake someone?

Thedarklord: NO

Thedarklord: Percy I swear to gods if you wake anyone up

Mango: ouch what if I woke someone up

Thedarklord: you’re dead

Thedarklord: it wouldn’t be pretty

Mango: that is the single most ominous yet confusing threat that has been directed at me

Per-sea: Nico how are you… going to get back home

Thedarklord: Right now I’ve been wandering to see if I can find some sort of marking to tell where I am

Per-sea: Couldn’t you just shadow travel back to camp half blood since you know where it is?

Thedarklord: I would like to know how far away I am

Mango: Yeah didn’t you say that it was all dark… wait shadow travel?

Thedarklord: I think the name is a bit self explanatory.

Mango: interesting

Thedarklord: I would prefer to make as little trips as possible

Thedarklord: wait what if I just popped into the underworld for a while.  That might be a good idea

Per-sea: are you sure that’s a good idea? 

Thedarklord: I don’t think I’m going to be back for breakfast so uh… I guess tell everyone that I’m not dead

Per-sea: What if I tell everyone that you’re dead?

Thedarklord: I mean well… that’ll be a bit awkward when I come back

Per-sea: Well… I’ve crashed my own funeral

Per-sea: Magnus has… essentially crashed his own funeral kinda

Per-sea: I think it’s time you do so as well

Thedarklord: no thanks, I’ll just text Hazel and she’ll see it in the morning

Mango: or… people would read the messages in the groupchat

Superman: Can I ask… what the Hades is going on here?

Per-sea: oh yeah, time zones

Per-sea: It’s like 10 where you are right?

Thedarklord: Well… I’m going to actual Hades and I don’t know what Percy and Magnus are doing

Mango: I’m not sleeping

Superman: Nico where are you?

Thedarklord: I thought we covered this

Thedarklord: I don’t know

Thedarklord: OH WAIT I found a street sign

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Per-sea: I can’t read that

Mango: too dark

Thedarklord: stupid phone camera

Thedarklord: Give me a second

Superman: Wait it’s like one am where you guys are… what on earth are you doing up???

Per-sea: We’ve discussed this

Superman: not with me 

Superman: and neither of you three even gave an actual answer

Per-sea: Well, obviously Nico is up because he’s in the butt crack of nowhere

Per-sea: I’m awake because I was busy doing stuff and lost track of time

Superman: Magnus???

Mango: I haven’t slept well in like two days. What do you want from me?

Superman: Why are you… awake?

Mango: oh because I was staring at the fire in my fireplace and zoned out for like two hours

Per-sea: Magnus are you okay?

Mango: I am

Mango: extremely tired

Per-sea: Why don’t you go find Alex?

Mango: Because Alex doesn’t like to be woken up in the middle of the night and I prefer my head attached to my neck

Mango: I usually text Sam or Blitz but neither of them are awake.

Mango: So here I am texting you guys

Thedarklord: I’M IN PENNSYLVANIA 

Per-sea: You spelled it correctly

Superman: Nico… how??

Per-sea: yeah… how did this happen

Mango: oh sick that’s not that far away

Mango: I think

Thedarklord: Change of plans I’ll probably be able to make it to breakfast

Per-sea: Nico you keep avoiding the question of how this happened

Thedarklord: Well no time like the present, the sun might be coming up soon

Per-sea: NICO IT’S LIKE TWO AM

Mango: oops

Superman: Well then, so what now?

Mango: Well… I think I’m gonna shoot my shot with Alex see if I can sleep with her tonight

Per-sea: Uhhh

Mango: no I’m not even going to react to that.  We’ve touched on this before in this groupchat

Mango: that is not what I meant by it

Mango: anyway might be decapitated but whatever

Mango: Goodnight

Per-sea: Night

Superman: Goodnight

Per-sea: Well that’s one person down

Per-sea: So Jason… what are you doing right now?

Superman: I’m actually getting ready to go to bed soon myself

Per-sea: oh…

Superman: So… what’s the real reason why you aren’t asleep right now? Hm?

Per-sea: whatever could you mean dear Jason?

Superman: You’re not one to get doing “stuff” and then lose track of time.  You lose track of time constantly but not in that way -_- seems awfully suspicious…

Per-sea: uuhhhh

Per-sea: if you *must* know I suppose I could tell you

Per-sea: aha I woke from a nightmare and uh… couldn’t get back to sleep aha

Per-sea: funny story right?

Superman: Oh dude that sucks.  Do you wanna talk about it?

Per-sea: no not really but I think that I’m gonna try and get some more sleep now

Superman: Alright… good luck dude 

Per-sea: Thanks

Per-sea: Goodnight

Superman: Night bro

Thedarklord: so uh… at cahmp half blood in an indesclosed cabin

Thedarklord: I geuss this id kust my homes now

Thedarklord: nght

Superman: Night Nico...

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7:03 am

Chase_me: Why do I wake up to 168 notifications?

Human_transformer: What happened last night…

Xoxo: I—

Xoxo: Nico is… passed out on the floor of my cabin

Xoxo: I am concerned

Xoxo: I am also confused

Shineey: Uh…

Xoxo: Should I wake him????

Chase_me: I want to know what happened

Chase_me: @Mango you seem like the most sensible option… considering it would be like 4 am where Jason is.

Mango: Zzzzz

Chase_me: Fine be that way

Shineey: Percy was also up?

Chase_me: brb

Xoxo: What am I supposed to do about Nico???? I can’t just leave him on the floor

Xoxo: I also don’t really wanna wake him

Shineey: I’ll come get him

Fireboy: Hey no fair they had a party at 1 am without me

Xoxo: You were sleeping Leo >:(

Xoxo: And thank you Hazel

Human_transformer: is this why we can’t have nice things?

Xoxo: This is exactly why we can’t have nice things, thank you Frank

Shineey: I’m also waking Will up so he might be a bit crabby

Fireboy: Is Will in the Hades cabin?

Shineey: Yeah

Xoxo: How did Nico manage to get out then???

Shineey: I have no clue

Human_transformer: And he ended up in pennsylvania 

Fire_at_Will: Aghfof,egbfon

Xoxo: Good morning Will

Fireboy: Piper please  send a picture of Nico

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Human_transformer: oh wow he’s really… passed out… that doesn’t seem comfortable

Per-sea: Good morning to everyone except myself

Xoxo: ?????

Per-sea: I’m gonna sleep a few more hours.  Annabeth’s with me she’s fine

Chase_me: We had a talk

Human_transformer: Percy your good morning text didn’t even make sense

Per-sea: I didn’t want to be mean to anyone

Thedarklord: Hhueghhkmjnh gnight

Fireboy: They really are meant to be together

Shineey: Will is giving him a checkup

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Fireboy: In all offense, both of them look dead on their feet

Shineey: Neither of them are morning people

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Xoxo: Aww that’s cute

Shineey: Nico got out of his check up with no injuries, just exhaustion!

Human_transformer: that’s good

Xoxo: And what is the prescription?

Shineey: They’re both going back to sleep now

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Xoxo: Awww

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Human_transformer: well I mean I guess this is what happens when they are up at one am

Xoxo: We haven’t heard anything from Annabeth’s cousin yet

Chase_me: Yes we have, he gave me sass

Xoxo: Oh

Chase_me: At least we know that Alex didn’t kill him

Mango: I have a name

Chase_me: See, he’s doing alright

Chase_me: How is Alex doing?

Mango: He’s doing something idk

Mango: Alex was also awake when I went to his room though—

Chase_me: oh

Shineey: Why are so many people awake so early?

Mango: He was doing… Alex things?

Xoxo: What are… Alex things…?

Mango: pottery mostly

Watermelon_lad: we are immortal, that means we have all the time in the world.  With that logic in mind it would also mean that technically the rules of time don’t apply to us since we have no real responsibilities like jobs or school that would require us to fall asleep or wake up during a certain time.  That being said, time is an illusion and no one is here to tell me to go to bed.  I can stay up as late as I want and really no one will care since there is no one to police us around and make sure that we are always on time and doing stuff.  I could sleep all day and no one could do anything about it.

Fireboy: My gods write an essay

Watermelon_lad: I have an infinite amount of time to get stuff done.  So bet.

Chase_me: Please don’t

Watermelon_lad: I can procrastinate doing things however long I want and no one can stop me.  Time only holds as much power on you as you let it.  And in this capitalist society they have taken way too much advantage on the limited time you mortals have in life and the limited amount of time in a day and how long you can spend doing things.  In Valhalla there is no one to take advantage of the power of time so we are free to do as we wish with the time we have until doomsday which no one knows will happen.  I probably don’t even have to sleep until I really need to.  The only real thing that we would possibly be required to do is training but even then it’s not dictated.

Mango: Alex shut UP

Watermelon_lad: attempting to silence me only prolongs the inevitable and as I said above.  I have as much time to waste as I need.

Xoxo: It is WAY too early for this oh my gods

Watermelon_lad: that being said I can do pottery whenever the hell I please MAGNUS

Mango: I DIDN’T SAY THAT YOU COULDN’T DO POTTERY AT ONE IN THE MORNING

Chase_me: Magnus you need to learn when to keep your mouth shut as well

Watermelon_lad: YOU WERE SERIOUSLY JUDGING ME

Watermelon_lad: I COULD SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

Fireboy: gosh stop yelling it’s way too early

Human_transformer: That’s a… very interesting take on time…

Chase_me: Alex what did you make last night?

Watermelon_lad: teacup

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Watermelon_lad: I still need to glaze and fire it but Magnus interrupted me

Mango: I think waking you up would’ve been better than the glare that you gave me last night

Watermelon_lad: It’s rude to interrupt the artist at work Magnus

Chase_me: Nice teacup Alex, I like it!

Watermelon_lad: Thanks

Shineey: It’s cute

Human_transformer: why when you leave this chat for a few minutes things get crazy again?

Xoxo: I’m afraid that’s just how it is Frank

Chase_me: Everyone here is a little bit crazy

Watermelon_lad: I’m a lot crazy

Watermelon_lad: But I’m proud of that

Shineey:  That teacup would look really cute with a stripey design!

Watermelon_lad: Hmmm

Watermelon_lad: Good idea

Shineey: :)

Per-sea: It’s too early for Alex’s time rant

Fireboy: I thought that you went back to bed

Per-sea: I did

Per-sea: Am I not allowed to be awake at this very moment?

Watermelon_lad: Well actually

Per-sea: no

Per-sea: do not say anything

Watermelon_lad: Fine

Chase_me: He’s been up for a while now

Per-sea: I can’t get back to sleep

Shineey: Nico and Will don’t seem to have that issue, they’re both out like a light

Per-sea: if you don’t send a picture what’s the point?

Shineey: oh okay

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Fireboy: Where is Nico?

Shineey: He’s on the other side by the wall

Xoxo: Have you just been sitting in the cabin this whole time by yourself?

Shineey: Oh I’ve been reading a book

Shineey: Also Frank is sitting with me!

Human_transformer: Yeah!

Xoxo: oh, nice

Xoxo: Leo dragged me out of my cabin a bit ago

Xoxo: Just… watching him do stuff now

Chase_me: that sounds really suspicious Piper

Xoxo: I really have no clue what he’s doing, I don’t understand machine

Fireboy: I’m replacing the wiring in this old training dummy that I found in bunker nine and also repurposing some of the parts in it to improve it

Xoxo: there you go

Chase_me: interesting

Xoxo: I guess I’m here to monitor, I don’t know?

Fireboy: You’re here for moral support and companionship Pipes

Per-sea: that’s a surprisingly sweet thing to say Leo

Fireboy: I’m sweet

Xoxo: Eh

Fireboy: Rude

Human_transformer: when is capture the flag?

Chase_me: Tomorrow

Per-sea: ;D

Mango: ouch

Per-sea: you guys have to fight to the death every day

Mango: double ouch

Human_transformer: why are we so used to this kind of conversations at this point?

Per-sea: You get used to it after a while

Watermelon_lad: Like dying

Fireboy: I’m cool with not getting used to dying

Shineey: me too

Fire_at_Will: Stop dyuing

Mango: no

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Xoxo: I am here today to talk about why the absolute heck Will has a ton of bones in his cabin by his bunk.  Where did he get them?

Xoxo: @Fire_at_Will @Thedarklord

Xoxo: this is both suspicious and frightening

Per-sea: Piper you can’t say something like this and not provide evidence

Xoxo: oh right

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Fireboy: DUDE 

Per-sea: that’s… that’s so many

Xoxo: I want to know why they’re just sitting out on his nightstand

Xoxo: AND WHERE THEY CAME FROM

Fireboy: @Fire_at_Will dude

Fire_at_Will: oof ouch my bones

Xoxo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Shineey: Oh, I didn’t know that Will collected bones

Per-sea: This is so suspicious

Per-sea: is he a secret murderer?

Chase_me: I doubt that Will is a secret murdere

Thedarklord: I gave him the bones…

Xoxo: oh…

Fire_at_Will: wait Piper, why are you in my cabin

Fire_at_Will: You better not be thiefing on my bones

Xoxo: thieving*

Mango: could you have spelled that worse?

Fire_at_Will: yes but irrelevant

Fire_at_Will: get out of my cabin

Xoxo: I’m afraid that there’s no one here to kick me out and I was looking for the makeup you stole from my cabin

Fire_at_Will: I’m coming to kick you out

Xoxo: Give me the makeup back

Xoxo: Or I’m stealing your bones

Fire_at_Will: I stole no makeup

Xoxo: Hm, I stole no bones either

Fire_at_Will: DON’T TOUCH MY BONES

Thedarklord: steal her spinal fluids babe

Per-sea: NICO WHAT THE HADES

Xoxo: Oh my GODS

Human_transformer: I’m scared of what’s going on right now… I think that I’m just gonna go…

Fire_at_Will: Piper do not

Fire_at_Will: I’m coming

Xoxo: you can’t catch me

Shineey: don’t… steal things?

Thedarklord: The key to dating is to find someone to commit atrocious acts of illegal activities with you

Shineey: Nico no

Per-sea: Nico no

Xoxo: WILL no

Fire_at_Will: I have not done illegal things

Fire_at_Will: I have been a saint my life

Fire_at_Will: I do my morning prayers and before I go to bed, along with at every meal

Fire_at_Will: and everything I do is in the name of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Per-sea: Will what the heck

Xoxo: I’m confused but sure

Fireboy: there are numerous things wrong with what you just said

Fireboy: one being that you are literally the child of a god

Fire_at_Will: We are all children of God

Thedarklord: Will why?

Fire_at_Will: Why not? I was raised as a good Christian boy

Chase_me: but I thought that you’ve said you weren’t even that religious before…

Fire_at_Will: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BONES PIPER?

Watermelon_lad: what are we talking about here?

Fire_at_Will: SHE STOLE MY BONES

Thedarklord: wow rude Piper, those were a gift

Xoxo: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

Xoxo: DON’T HURT ME PLEASE

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Thedarklord: I didn’t know you were so attached to them… 

Fire_at_Will: you gave them to me and I love them

Per-sea: did I ever mention the time that I got called the anti-Christ in elementary school once?

Thedarklord: no but please tell

Per-sea: I got in trouble a lot and this one kid who I don’t remember his name would always pick on me and I would fight back of course

Per-sea: And when I fought back I would FIGHT back

Chase_me: you are a very violent child 

Per-sea: Water fountain went splash while he was using it, he blamed me

Per-sea: long story short the rest of the time I was there the teachers thought I was the devil

Thedarklord: Wow

Thedarklord: impressive

Chase_me: I’m sure there’s other things that you did for the teachers to believe that.

Per-sea: I mean probably

Shineey: I’ve been called the devil before

Shineey: not the best time of my life

Per-sea: oh I’m sorry Hazel

Shineey: It’s ok, I think that I’d embrace that now

Thedarklord: Call me the devil and I’d agree

Per-sea: I mean that’s understandable

Fire_at_Will: I found my bones and also Piper’s makeup

Xoxo: What do you mean you found my makeup too??? Were they in the same spot

Fire_at_Will: No, one was under the bed the other was in my chest

Fireboy: was that a joke?

Fire_at_Will: what?

Fireboy: like… your chest… your bones… ribs???

Fire_at_Will: OH, I wish it was intentional

Fire_at_Will: I mean the one at the foot of my bed

Fireboy: disappointing

Xoxo: I’m coming to get my makeup

Xoxo: and it’s not even mine, it’s Drew but she was having a hissy fit because you stole it

Fire_at_Will: oh yeah haha 

Per-sea: why did you do that?

Fire_at_Will: We don’t condone Drew

Fire_at_Will: if you’re homophobic you lose your makeup privileges

Per-sea: oh

Chase_me: Nice one Will

Fire_at_Will: Thanks

Xoxo: Oh I forgot about when that happened

Per-sea: Wait, when what happened?

Xoxo: Will was in my cabin and Drew came in and started throwing a hissy fit because he’s gay

Fire_at_Will: So I took some of her makeup

Fire_at_Will: my freshly manicured hands were very slick and sneaky with it

Thedarklord: pfff nice job Will

Fire_at_Will: Thanks

Mango: You get a manicure?

Xoxo: It’s his overglorified way of saying Lacy painted his nails

Mango: That’s pretty gay

Mango: good job

Fire_at_Will: good thing you added that quick enough

Fire_at_Will: and thank you

Superman: What did I just walk into

Per-sea: hi Jason thanks for finally joining us

Superman: you’re welcome

Chase_me: Today has been interesting

Fireboy: we learn something new every day

Fireboy: like the fact Will has bones and he likes his nails painted

Fire_at_Will: to be honest I’m not exactly subtle about my nails

Chase_me: No you aren’t

Thedarklord: he really isn’t

Fireboy: Well I learn something new every day

Fireboy: Jason when are you coming home?  We miss you

Superman: soon

Fireboy: ;-;

Xoxo: ;-;

Thedarklord: Will come to the Hades cabin

Fire_at_Will: ok

Human_transformer: Hazel and I are also in the Hades cabin…

Per-sea: And BREAKING CAMP RULES???

Per-sea: Gosh Frank, I expected better of you guys

Shineey: No, Nico is also with us

Per-sea: oh

Per-sea: carry on then

Thedarklord: We’re gonna play monopoly and Will isn’t allowed to say no

Fire_at_Will: ;^;

Per-sea: woah, sick can I come?

Human_transformer: Yeah I guess if any of you guys wanna play you can come

Mango: brb coming to new york

Thedarklord: if you actually make it here in time to play we will let you

Mango: SICK

Mango: ALEX COME ON WE’RE GOING TO NY

Watermelon_lad: ok

Per-sea: if they actually make it…

Superman: aww I’m gonna miss it

Fireboy: sucks for you and we’re not even gonna play when you get back

Shineey: we might play

Fireboy: c’mon Hazel work with me here I’m trying to guilt trip him

Thedarklord: it doesn’t work if you actually say what you’re trying to do

Superman: I’m sorry! I had to leave

Fireboy: you didn’t HAVE to

Human_transformer: Leo are you coming or not?

Fireboy: >:( I’ll be back Jason

Xoxo: wait I’m coming too

Superman: I’ll be back at CHB soon!

Fireboy: hmpf

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Supposed to be responsible

Watermelon_lad: Wow, I didn’t think that someone could get yelled at this hard

Per-sea: what’s going on?

Watermelon_lad: Magnus is getting yelled at

Per-sea: by who??

Watermelon_lad: Sam

Chase_me: Why is he getting yelled at

Watermelon_lad: because we went all the way to New York yesterday, without saying anything…

Thedarklord: he deserves to get yelled at

Chase_me: Alex didn’t you ALSO go all the way here yesterday as well.  I’m sure you’re going to get yelled at too.

Watermelon_lad: shh it’s fine.  Let me enjoy watching Magnus get scolded

Fireboy: He was cheating yesterday anyway

Xoxo: SO WERE YOU

Fireboy: great minds think alike

Watermelon_lad: I think everyone was cheating

Shineey: I wasn’t

Thedarklord: Me and Will weren’t

Per-sea: Literally only you, Leo and Magnus were cheating yesterday

Watermelon_lad: oh

Watermelon_lad: Well, personally I think that’s your issue

Fireboy: And @superman

Fireboy: If two dead kids from Boston can come all the way to New York for monopoly bet that you could have >:(

Superman: I said I was sorry! I had duties to take care of

Per-sea: yeah rude

Chase_me: I still find it crazy that you guys actually came.  Also incredibly stupid

Watermelon_lad: thanks, it’s a talent.

Human_transformer: Well I had fun last night, even if I did lose

Xoxo: that’s because you’re a good sport Frank

Chase_me: Are you STILL upset about me making you go bankrupt

Xoxo: YEAH KINDA

Thedarklord: And Annabeth you’re still upset that I won

Chase_me: It was a close game Nico, you didn’t win by a lot

Thedarklord: >:)

Per-sea: This is why we don’t play games often

Thedarklord: Will is probably still pouting