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"Okay, so we're leaving in a few minutes. Here, Anakin gave these to me for you; he picked them up at the Halls of Healing."
Obi-Wan finishes zipping up his bag and looks up at Cody, who is holding a bottle of motion-sickness pills out to him. Obi-Wan sighs before grabbing the bottle and taking the necessary dose; the route from Coruscant to Corellia is known to be a bit rough, and last time they had made the trip Obi-Wan had forgotten to take the pills and thus spent most of the journey feeling extremely dizzy and miserable and puking his guts out in the ship's fresher while Cody rubbed his back and tried to get him to drink some water. Oh, and that had only been after he had projectile-vomited on a very surprised Anakin's shoes when the younger Jedi had tried to check on Obi-Wan when he had looked like he was about to pass out. Now they all made sure Obi-Wan took his motion sickness pills.
"I hope I don't get too drowsy," Obi-Wan says as they exit their room. "I want to experience this trip fully, and you know the men always like to play games when we're en route to somewhere."
"Yeah, I feel like they're always playing Never Have I Ever, though," Cody says. "Or Truth or Dare. They're like a bunch of teenagers."
"I mean Anakin was a teenager not too long ago," Obi-Wan chuckles. " And Ahsoka still is one, even though she's definitely had to grow up too fast because of the war. Although I definitely do think they continue playing Never Have I Ever because they want to know what Anakin hasn't done. That boy was a handful as a teenager; I'm pretty sure I'm going to go gray at least fifteen years earlier than I should because of him. I definitely like Would You Rather, that's always fun. Truth or Dare is always stressful, since I don't think anyone has any regard for their personal safety."
"Oh yeah, remember that time we walked in on Anakin about to eat those bugs?" Cody shudders.
"Oh, that wasn't a dare, darling, he just does that," Obi-Wan replies, looking disgusted. Cody cringes.
"My personal favorite," Obi-Wan lowers his voice into flirty mode, "was definitely Spin the Bottle."
Cody feels heat creep into his face; they had decided to play Spin the Bottle once since everyone in the 212th and 501st was just that bored on a mission to the Outer Rim and it was quite possibly one of the craziest things they did as a group. Anakin had excused himself from the game, saying that he was getting over a cold, but everyone knew it was because he was married, so he just sat and watched. Whenever the bottle landed on Ahsoka, the clone who landed on her would often just give her a quick peck on the forehead or cheek, since Anakin was watching them with a threatening look. The game had actually been pretty tame pecks on the forehead or cheek until Cody landed on Obi-Wan. Everyone had just expected another quick peck, maybe on the lips since they weren't related or under the protection of a terrifying Skywalker, so they were caught off guard when General Kenobi and Commander Cody just started basically making out in front of all of them. They had then continued that make-out session, among other things, later that night, much to the horror of Anakin, who had been sharing a wall with Obi-Wan.
"Oh, is that so?" Cody flirts back, pulling Obi-Wan close to him and giving his butt a nice, firm squeeze. "I guess we could play again later, in our own room."
"That sounds quite nice, my darling," Obi-Wan smirks and moves his face closer to Cody's.
"Ahem."
Cody and Obi-Wan move apart and blush, Cody removing his hand from Obi-Wan's ass, when they see Anakin standing a few feet from them, looking unimpressed.
"Uh, the ship got stuck in traffic, so they said they should be here in about ten minutes," Anakin says. "Did you take your pills? We wouldn't want a repeat of our last trip to Corellia."
Obi-Wan blushes and says, "I did take my pills, thank you, but it was probably just something I ate that day."
"Mhm, it's probably the same thing you eat every time you get into a speeder with me, or that time we had a mission on a boat, or that other time when the motion dampeners on the Negotiator malfunctioned and you-"
"Alright, that's enough, Anakin," Obi-Wan stops his former Palawan from continuing that particular story. Ugh, he had been so embarrassed.
Before Anakin can say anything else, the rest of the group come barreling onto the landing pad, acting as if they had each had three cups of caff each. Well, except for Rex, who was looking at Ahsoka with a strange look on his face.
"Oh, hell yeah! Corellia here we- wait, where's the ship?" Hardcase asks.
"Coruscant traffic," Cody replies. "Should be here in a few minutes."
With that, the group waits on the landing pad until the ship arrives ten minutes later. They then take a selfie at Anakin's request, since Padmé had asked him to send a bunch of pictures since she wouldn't be coming due to her pregnancy and some Senate duties, and then pile into the ship before leaving.
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"Cyare, wake up, we're here."
Obi-Wan opens his eyes to see Cody smiling at him and gently nudging him awake. He hadn't even realized he had fallen asleep on Cody, and felt a twinge of embarrassment at the fact that he had drooled a little onto his shoulder. He wipes at his mouth with the back of his hand and blinks tiredly a few times before looking out the window. He can see that they're in the middle of the city of Tyrena.
"The pilot said we're about five minutes from the hotel," Cody says. "Fives and Hardcase have been annoying Rex for the past fifteen minutes since they're excited to go in the limo-speeder later and see the city. Waxer and Boil have been watching a holovid for most of the flight, Anakin has been doing some online shopping and messaging Padmé, and Ahsoka was watching some funny holovids with Rex, but then she went to look at the baby things with Anakin"
"What were you doing while I was asleep?" Obi-Wan asks, still feeling a bit groggy and disoriented.
"Oh, I was just finishing up with the honeymoon plans and listening to music," Cody replies. "Padmé suggested this vineyard near the villa we'll be staying at, so I booked a tour and wine tasting for us."
"That sounds lovely. Thank you, Cody," Obi-Wan says, closing his eyes, only to be nudged by Cody.
"You can't fall asleep again, we have to check in at the hotel and then we're going to go out and have a snack so we're not too full for dinner later," Cody says. "You can take a nap after we get something to eat, since dinner isn't until later."
They land at their hotel and pile out of the car, Anakin taking several photos and selfies outside of the hotel, and enter the hotel lobby. Rex and Fives check in at the front desk while the others except for Obi-Wan and Cody go over to the large fishtanks and walk around the lobby. Anakin is also taking pictures.
"When they finish checking in, we're going to take a group selfie at the front," Anakin says once he leads everyone back to the seating area where Cody and Obi-Wan are.
"We're all going to wear these for the rest of the trip," Fives says, walking over from the front desk with Rex. He's holding several sashes that say "Team Groom" and two that say "Groom-to-be".
"Oh dear, is this really necessary?" Obi-Wan asks, staring at the group rushing to put on their sashes.
"Sorry Master, bachelor party protocol," Anakin chuckles, placing the sash on Obi-Wan before taking a selfie with Obi-Wan looking unamused. "Just be glad we only got the basic package. Hardcase and Ahsoka wanted to get the diamond pack."
"It had tiaras and sparkly sunglasses!" Hardcase pouts.
"Oh dear, what does this package have?" Obi-Wan asks, although he's not sure he wants to know.
Anakin gives a wicked grin and says, "You'll see when we get to the room." Obi-Wan face-palms as they make their way to the front of the hotel to take their group selfie, then they do some funny ones at Anakin's insistence, then they finally go over to get the elevator. Ahsoka jokes that the reason Anakin is taking so many pictures is because he's practicing to be a dad on a family vacation, and to be honest, no one thinks she's wrong.
Once they get inside and start ascending, the clones, Anakin, and Ahsoka share a look, but before they can do anything, Cody says, "If you start jumping in this elevator, I swear I will start making out with Obi-Wan in front of all of you right here, right now." They all immediately deflate and look down at the floor.
The rest of the ride continues in silence, but the second they get to their floor, everyone starts screaming, much to Obi-Wan and Cody's horror and amusement.
"Everyone, please, people might be sleeping," Obi-Wan says, trying to hide a smile.
"Master, it's the afternoon," Ahsoka says.
"Yeah, and when has that stopped Anakin?" Obi-Wan sasses, causing Anakin to look at him in mock-offense.
"Okay everyone, here we are," Rex says, tapping the key and opening the door. Everyone's eyes widen at their room, even though most of them had already seen it online when they picked it out; it was just that awesome, and not to mention the many decorations that had been put up throughout the room.
'Wow, this is amazing, you've all really outdone yourselves," Cody says, wrapping an arm around Obi-Wan.
"Oh, don't compliment us yet," Fives says. "You still have seen the rest of the place or the rest of the bachelor party package. Right this way."
Fives leads them over to the dining table in the next room and Obi-Wan gasps and Cody bursts into laughter. On the table, there was a spread that consisted of party yard cups, sunglasses with words that matched what was written on their sashes, buttons that also matched their sashes, two headbands that said "Groom-to-Be", two buttons that said "Buy me a shot, I'm tying the knot", and several shoot glasses and bottles of alcohol that said "Cody and Obi-Wan's Bachelor Party 19 BBY".
"Force, this was the basic package?" Obi-Wan is shocked.
"Yep," Ahsoka replies. "The diamond package had a lot more sparkles, alcohol, and overall pizzazz."
"Thank you all," Cody says. "This is perfect."
"Come see the bedrooms," Waxer says, motioning for them to follow him up the stairs. Waxer and the others then visibly deflate.
"Huh, that's weird," Rex says, brow furrowing. He then opens the door and curses. "Kriff, I thought four queen beds meant there would be four bedrooms."
"I told you we should've called them to double-check, but no, Rex," Fives throws his hands up and sighs.
"So what's going on?" Cody really hopes he isn't hearing what he thinks he's hearing.
"Well, there are two beds in each room, which means that four people are going to be sharing each bedroom," Rex runs his hand over his head. "That means Waxer and Boil will be sharing with Fives and Hardcase, and Anakin and I will be sharing with you two. I'm so sorry about this."
"It's alright, this is perfect as long as we're all together," Obi-Wan says, trying to remain positive even though his plans of riding Cody until his legs give out later are now destroyed. "Wait a minute, where is Ahsoka going to sleep?"
"Oh, the sofa downstairs converts into a bed," Ahsoka replies. Anakin had made sure the room had a sofa bed, not wanting his Padawan to have to share a bed. Originally, he was going to share a bed with Padmé, and Rex was going to sleep in the same bed as Fives and Hardcase, but ever since Padmé and he realized she wasn't going to be able to come, he had offered to share with Rex. Ahsoka had offered to share with Rex, but that had immediately been shut down by Anakin, who had calmly explained to Ahsoka that it wouldn't be appropriate while glaring at Rex over her head, daring him to accept her offer and see what would happen. Rex had gone white and nearly peed his pants; Anakin could be very scary when he wanted to be, and he had definitely wanted to be in that moment.
"Okay, so I don't know about you guys, but I'm starving," Anakin says. "We have food in the fridge if you want to stay in, or we can go to that restaurant next door. It's two now, and dinner is at eight, so if you want to have lunch you can, or you can just get a snack."
"I think everyone here wants lunch, so we can just go next door," Obi-Wan says. He's right, since they all had last eaten before they left Coruscant a few hours ago, so they were all ready to eat.
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"Well this is certainly off to a great start," Obi-Wan sighs as he holds Anakin's hair back. The restaurant had seemed good at the time, but now everyone except Obi-Wan, Cody, and Ahsoka had food poisoning, most likely from the appetizer everyone except Cody and Obi-Wan had shared. At first, Obi-Wan hadn't thought it was food poisoning and worried that it was some sort of stomach bug, since Ahsoka had eaten the appetizer too and she was perfectly fine, but then he remembered that as a Togruta, she could easily neutralize any toxins from food and wouldn't be affected. Obi-Wan was just glad it wasn't anything contagious, since he would likely get sick too if that were the case.
It was an awful sight in both freshers. In this one with Obi-Wan, Anakin was curled over the toilet with Obi-Wan holding back his hair and rubbing his back while Rex was shaking and clutching his stomach in a ball on the floor and Fives was sweating profusely and looked ready to throw up again at any second. In the other fresher with Cody, it was even worse, since Waxer and Boil had needed to throw up while Hardcase was still using the toilet, and as a result Waxer had ended up needing to use the shower while Boil try to use the sink, but missed, and got the counter dirty; Cody wasn't even sure who to comfort first! Ahsoka had been sent on a run to to the store to buy supplies for when they were feeling better and also to notify the front desk that their room would be in need of some extra cleaning.
"I'm going to die, Obi-Wan," Anakin groans, his face deathly pale and dripping in sweat. "This is going to be the thing that kills me; not Grievous or Sidious, but some bad clams."
"Anakin, you're not going to die," Obi-Wan sighs. "I know you feel awful, but this should be over in a few hours. It'll be okay. Besides, you think I'd let you die before you can meet your children?"
Anakin offers a wan smile and flushes the toilet, sitting back against the shower with an arm wrapped around his stomach. No sooner than that does Fives take his place and starts throwing up. Obi-Wan sighs and rubs Fives' back. This is going to be a long day.
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"Okay, so Hardcase was finally able to leave the bathroom," Cody says, plopping down tiredly next to Obi-Wan on the sofa. "I think he had the worst of it, poor thing; Waxer and Boil were able to go lie down about an hour ago. How are yours?"
"Anakin realized that he's not going to die," Obi-Wan jokes tiredly. "He and Rex are passed out in bed. I had to help Fives to his bed since he almost fell asleep and was feeling pretty weak."
Cody nods and says, "Yeah, he and Hardcase had the most clams I think, since they also shared a main dish that had clams. Ahsoka said that the man at the front desk said there were a lot of clams recalled recently since they were making people sick. Where is Ahsoka, by the way?"
"Oh, I said she could go get something to eat downstairs in the lobby lounge, since she was hungry," Obi-Wan replies. "We would've been having dinner around this time, so it makes sense, but I honestly don't have much of an appetite after what I just witnessed up close and personal for the last few hours."
"Are you also feeling sick?" Cody asks worriedly. "I can make you some tea if your stomach's upset. I can also order some bone broth from room service."
"Thank you, my dear, but that won't be necessary," Obi-Wan replies, smiling at how caring his fiancé is. "I'm feeling alright, just not all that hungry after that. If you're hungry, you can go eat with Ahsoka; she just left about five minutes ago."
Cody's about to say he isn't that hungry either, but his stomach growls loudly, so he says, "Okay, that sounds good. Are you sure you don't want me to keep you company?"
"It's alright, Cody, go eat," Obi-Wan says. "If anything, I'll order some bone broth for myself."
Cody kisses Obi-Wan's forehead and messages Ahsoka before putting on his shoes and heading downstairs. He finds Ahsoka sitting at one of the tables by the bar and sits down across from her.
"Hey Cody," Ahsoka says, cheerful as always. "Obi-Wan not coming?"
"Nah, he said he's not hungry after what happened," Cody replies, nodding in thanks as the waitress pours him some water.
Ahsoka nods, "Yeah, I can see that. Anakin said he has a bit of a weak stomach." Cody nods in agreement, knowing exactly what Ahsoka means after sharing quarters with Obi-Wan for the past year.
"What are you having?" Cody asks, changing the subject as he looks at the menu.
"I'm getting the nerfburger with fries," Ahsoka replies. "It's one of their signature dishes."
"I'm not sure," Cody says. "I think I'll get that too. They have some Mandalorian dishes, but I'm a bit skeptical."
"Ah okay, that sounds good," Ahsoka says. "If you want a Mandalorian dish I'm sure it's fine since Corellia is diverse and I heard there is a Mandalorian population here."
"Yeah, but I'm not taking any chances," Cody sets down his menu. "Especially after today's incident."
Ahsoka winces and nods in agreement. The waitress comes back to take their orders, and they agree to split a blue milkshake, since neither wanted a whole shake after seeing how big they were. Once the waitress leaves with their order, they talk about the weekend plans and the wedding until their meals arrive and they both dig in.
"Does Rex have a girlfriend?"
Cody nearly chokes on his burger at Ahsoka's question, which had come seemingly out of nowhere. Does Rex have a girlfriend? Cody wonders to himself. He thinks he would definitely know if Rex had a girlfriend, but then again he's also been busy with the wedding planning, so maybe he wouldn't? He quickly shakes that idea since there's no knifing way that he wouldn't have heard from at least three of his brothers if Rex was seeing someone. The clones gossip about less.
"No, not that I'm aware of," Cody replies, taking a sip of water. "So basically, no he doesn't have a girlfriend, since I hear everything."
Ahsoka snorts out a laugh at that and Cody notices the small smile she tries to hide for the rest of the meal.
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"Okay, so the first night didn't go as planned, but tonight is going to be great!" Rex exclaims as he enters the dining room on day three of the trip where the only morning people on the trip- Obi-Wan, Cody, Fives, Waxer, and Boil- are eating breakfast. Rex isn't much of a morning person himself, but he went to sleep early, and if he's awake, he might as well inform everyone of the plans for tonight.
"So first, we can get dinner at this cool restaurant that Fives sent me," Rex says, "then, we can go to the club down the street that Anakin and Hardcase told me plays good music and has amazing drinks."
"And how would Anakin and Hardcase know this, when the only time they were here together we were on a mission?" Obi-Wan arches an eyebrow. Hardcase hadn’t come on their guys trip when they had been on leave last year, so that only left the mission from two years ago. "And I recall us going to a simple bar when we had a free night after the mission was complete.” A bar that Anakin got them kicked out of and banned for life from, no less. It seemed to be trend for that to happen whenever they came to Corellia; Obi-Wan only hoped it wouldn’t happen on this trip.
"Oh, Anakin, Hardcase, and most of the 501st and 212th snuck out one night and went to the club," Cody says casually, taking a bite of his hotcakes. "I thought you knew."
"Wait, so Anakin wasn't suffering from a stomach virus that day?" Obi-Wan asks. Fives and Rex exchange a look, remembering how they and Hardcase had bet the General that he couldn't drink a whole glass of kri'gee, forgetting two important things- one, that Anakin had already taken two shots of Kowakian rum, and two, that Anakin was a lightweight. Anakin had simply said "bet" before chugging the whole glass while the 501st and 212th cheered. Needless to say, the next day had not been pretty, since Kowakian rum by itself was powerful, but add in the kri'gee and you were certain to get the world's worst hangover.
"Uh, he had the kri'gee virus," Fives quips, causing Cody to smack the back of his head as Obi-Wan winces, knowing exactly what kri'gee was and the effects it had.
"What's kri'g- ooh breakfast!"
The group looks over to see Ahsoka standing in the doorway in her pajamas, clearly just having woken up. Ahsoka grabs some bacon and bites into it, before pulling a face.
"Ugh, is that nuna bacon?" Ahsoka asks, placing the bacon down onto a napkin.
"Yes, young one, it's my nuna bacon that I ordered," Obi-Wan sasses. "I can't eat tailring bacon anymore since I started my wedding diet and also nuna bacon is supposed to be healthier.
"Well, it sucks," Ahsoka says, putting her feet on the table to Obi-Wan's displeasure. "It's like a limp strip. It's not even crispy like tailring bacon."
"I can go get you some tailring bacon," Rex offers. He then says, with less enthusiasm, "I, er, I mean I was going to go grab some food downstairs at the buffet anyways, so it's no big deal."
"Oh, I'll go with you," Ahsoka says, getting up from her seat. Cody and Obi-Wan smile and share a knowing glance.
"Oh, can I go too?" Fives asks. "I want to get some more hotcakes."
"Oh, actually you can have mine," Obi-Wan offers, noticing how Rex is glaring holes into Fives' head. "Cody and I also wanted to talk with you now about the rest of the day."
"Oh thanks, General," Fives says, digging into Obi-Wan's leftover hotcakes. Obi-Wan smiles; even though he told the men they could just call him Obi-Wan some of them still hadn't broken the habit of calling him General.
"Does anyone want anything from downstairs?" Ahsoka asks as she opens the door.
"No thank you, I think we're good," Obi-Wan chuckles, motioning to the food they still have in front of them.
"Should I get Skyguy anything?" Ahsoka asks.
"No, I don't think so," Obi-Wan replies. "Who knows when he'll wake up. Besides, he's an adult, he can get his own food."
Ahsoka and the others laugh before she and Rex go downstairs.
Shortly after they leave, a very sleepy Anakin trudges down the stairs, rubbing his eyes, hair messy, and robe partially falling off, causing Fives and Hardcase to let out some whistles. Anakin flips them off wordlessly as he plops down next to Obi-Wan and eats some nuna bacon off his plate.
"Good morning to you too, Anakin," Obi-Wan chuckles, sipping his tea.
"Ew, nuna bacon," Anakin wrinkles his nose and returns the bitten strip of bacon to Obi-Wan's plate. Obi-Wan sighs and eats the rest of his bacon.
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"Okay, okay, what did I land on?" Anakin asks, giggling and definitely a bit on the tipsy side.
"Ooh, you landed on a dare card!" Fives exclaims. "We can either make up a dare or choose one from the pile of dare cards."
Obi-Wan braces himself for whatever crazy dare is in store for Anakin. They had finished their dinner about an hour ago and were now in their room pregaming for the club, which apparently involved playing some sort of drinking board game that Fives and Rex made for the bachelor party.
Meaning that there were many jokes to be made and Cody and Obi-Wan's expense.
"Oh, a card!" Anakin yells excitedly.
Hardcore picks up a card and reads, "Okay, do your best impression of Obi-Wan."
Anakin giggles again before handing Rex his drink, straightening up, and clearing his throat before doing his best Obi-Wan voice and saying, "Anakin, you're making a scene. This is so uncivilized. Cody, we need to go over the Naboo Incident."
Everyone bursts into laughter at the terrible impression, even Obi-Wan is chuckling a bit.
"Okay, who's next?" Anakin asks.
"Obi-Wan, since he's to the left of you," Ahsoka says.
"Okay, let's see," Obi-Wan rolls the dice and lands five space ahead. "What the kriff is this? It says anyone who's 'tossed salad or had salad tossed' take a shot. What does that even mean?"
"Obi-Wan, you have to take the shot," Cody says, trying to spare Obi-Wan from his brothers' slang.
"How do I know? What does it mean?" Obi-Wan asks. Everyone looks at each other and Obi-Wan is confused. "What?"
"Well, um, 'tossing salad' is slang for a rim job, or eating ass," Fives says.
"Ah, I see," Obi-Wan says, before taking a shot. He then realizes something and asks, "Wait, Anakin, why did you take a shot?"
Everyone looks at Anakin, who shrugs and says, "I'll try anything at least once, and I have a very understanding wife."
"Oh, I'm never going to get that out of my mind," Ahsoka whines.
"Hey, at least you never walked in on your Master," Anakin chuckles, looking at Obi-Wan.
"Anakin, you can't just barge in to people's rooms!" Obi-Wan exclaims. "Especially when those people are engaged and have a fiancé that looks like Cody. Kriff, Anakin, I was so embarrassed."
"Wait, you walked in on them?!" Waxer screeches.
"Yeah, it was traumatizing," Anakin replies. "It's bad enough hearing it, but seeing it left mental scars I don't think will ever heal."
"Oh don't be dramatic, you didn't hear us," Obi-Wan scoffs. Everyone looks down and avoids Obi-Wan's gaze. "What?"
"Well, uh, General, there's a reason for why we always draw straws to see who will room next to you and the Commander," Hardcase says.
"You two aren't exactly quiet," Rex says.
"Once, these shines thought we were under attack," Fives says. "They called Rex and I into the room, thinking someone was trying to break the wall and then thought Obi-Wan was being harmed. We then had to explain to that shiny what was going on, since sex education on Kamino isn't that great."
"Yeah, we thought everyone came out fully-formed from an incubation chamber," Boil says. "It's always hilarious when a shiny sees a baby or pregnant woman for the first time."
"May we please change the subject?" Obi-Wan almost whines. "Who's next?"
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"'M gonna call Padmé," Anakin slurs, smiling. "I love her sooo much."
"Anakin, Padmé's probably asleep," Cody says. He, Ahsoka and Rex are the only ones not completely drunk, Cody and Ahsoka having a high tolerance and Rex being tipsy but not drunk. "It's late on Coruscant and she had work today. Also, she's pregnant."
Anakin gasps, "I'm gonna be a dad! We need to tell everyone! I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!" Everyone in the club cheers. Well, everyone who could hear Anakin, anyways.
"Yes, Anakin, you're going to be a dad," Cody says. "Where's Obi-Wan?"
"I'm ready to partyyyy!" Obi-Wan exclaims, holding a Corellian Cosmo and making bedroom eyes at Cody. "Come dance with me, darling." The rest of the group watches in amused horror as Obi-Wan sexily dances over to Cody and starts grinding against him, looking ready to jump Cody in the middle of the club.
"Padmé, I misss youuu." Oh Force, Anakin called Padmé. Rex thinks to himself. "I'm so happy to be a dad! I lovvvvee you. Yes, I'm having fun. Noooo, I'm not drunk. Maybe a little. Okay, I'll let you and the babies sleep. I love youuuu." Anakin hangs up and then says, "Cody lied. Padmé was awake."
"Yeah, she was awake because you woke her, Skyguy," Ahsoka explains.
"Mmm, you're so hot, Cody, we should go someplace more... private," Obi-Wan says, lowering his voice seductively.
"Obi-Wan, you're drunk, and we're here with other people," Cody says, trying to ignore how hot Obi-Wan looks.
"I'm not that drunk," Obi-Wan rolls his eyes. "But yes, we're with our friends. It wouldn't be polite." Cody chuckles. Of course, even drunk, Obi-Wan was worried about being polite.
"Selfie!" Anakin screams, pulling out his camera. They all gather for the selfie, doing their own thing. It was absolutely perfect.