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“Are you ready?” Yoongi asks as he sits down next to Taehyung.
“Uhm…I guess,” Taehyung replies.
Yoongi takes his hands, “You’re gonna be okay. It’s just like talking to a person.”
Taehyung nods, “I’m more worried about what they’ll say after the video is posted.”
Yoongi rolls his eyes, “They’ll say you’re hot, that we make a cute couple. Maybe some of them will be like…really thirsty.”
Taehyung smiles, “Really? No mean ones?”
Yoongi shakes his head, “Even if there is I’ll fight them.”
Taehyung giggles, “Okay. I’m ready.”
Yoongi smiles as he presses the record button on the remote, the camera’s light turning red.
“Hello Kiitties! Welcome to my channel! So today, as you can see we have a very very special guest! This is Taehyungie, my boyfriend!” Yoongi gently squeezes Taehyung’s cheeks. “So many of you have been asking me to get him on the channel and do some sort of tag, and after much convincing, he’s finally here. Now Tae’s usually behind the camera helping me out with the lighting and everything, since my recording room is being redone still. I know many of you have seen him on my instagram if you follow me and you’re always like ‘who is that? How’d you meet? Who fucks who?’ So we’re gonna be answering all of that today…while I do his makeup.”
Taehyung stares at Yoongi, a soft smile on his lips. He loves seeing Yoongi in his element, being confident in himself.
Yoongi turns to Taehyung, smiling shyly, “Anything you wanna add?”
Taehyung shakes his head, “I think you got everything.”
Yoongi nods, giving Taehyung his phone, “So, while I do his makeup he is going to be answering and asking questions. So you just pick whatever you want.”
Yoongi begins by grabbing a primer showing it to the camera, “Since this is a boyfriend tag, I won’t be telling you the products I’m using, but it’ll be in the description box.”
As Yoongi rubs the primer into Taehyung’s skin, Taehyung asks the first questions, “Where did you meet?’
Taehyung giggles before answering, “We met at a bar he was preforming in when he still did music. I saw him standing at the bar and I asked him to by him a drink. After I said the DJ was amazing and I had been following his work for a while and kinda freaked out when I saw he was gonna play in a bar nearby.”
“After he complimented me I took him to the DJ area and kept him there with me all night,” Yoongi says as he begins to place foundation on Taehyung’s skin. “After the bar closed we went back to his place and he blew out my back better than anyone ever has.”
Taehyung smacks Yoongi’s thighs, his cheeks reddening, “Don’t keep that in!”
“Oh no that’s staying in. Gotta let the kitties now I’m being more than satisfied,” Yoongi says and he blends the foundation.
Taehyung shakes his head looking through the phone, “How did you react to Yoongi wanting to do makeup? I kinda always knew he was going to try it out. Whenever we went shopping he would look into the makeup stores, but never went in. It didn’t surprise me when he started messing around with it.”
“And actually, Tae was the one who bought me a shit ton of makeup for Christmas our first year together,” Yoongi adds as he places concealer under Taehyung’s eyes. “I was really shocked because all my last relationships kinda…bullied me about wanting to put makeup on, so when he bought me makeup I just-“
“Cried,” Taehyung says. “He cried for a while and I was so confused, but he finally told me why and I told him I’d always support him. He played around with makeup that day for hours and I just watched him do it.”
Yoongi smiles at the memory, “I knew he was a keeper.”
Taehyung smiles brightly before reading the next question, “who said ‘I love you’ first. I did. What-“
“Wait! You have to tell the story!” Yoongi laughs.
Taehyung groans slightly, “It’s so…okay. So he was playing around with makeup one day and I was just watching him do it. He was messing around with eyeshadow and I don’t know I just said I love you. We’d been together for like seven months and, I just never felt this way about anyone. I mean I’d been in love once, but this was so different from that. I felt more strongly about him than anyone before so I just said it. He freaked out and I got really scared he didn’t feel the same way, but I was wrong.”
Yoongi hums as he applies contour to Taehyung’s face, “I knew I loved him when I did a terrible job on my makeup once and he still wanted to take me on a date. He didn’t care about anyone staring at me, so I knew I’d love him.”
Taehyung blushes, trying to hide his face, “I don’t want them to see me blush.”
“But you look so cute when you blush,” Yoongi argues.
“Stooop,” Taehyung whines.
Yoongi giggles, “okay next question then.”
“What is a weird habit Yoongi has?” Taehhyung reads. “Hmm…if he talks for a long time or doesn’t know what to say he’ll like make this… slurping sound? He doesn’t even know he’s doing it.”
Yoongi waves the blush brush he was using around, “You know a lot of people comment that and I don’t even know. I remember that one time I had to edit my video because you were really busy helping Kookie with his project. I took a shot every time I made that noise and I got shitfaced.”
Taehyung laughs throwing his head back, “He called me that night crying because our cat said something mean to him.”
“I swear he called me a bad owner!” Yoongi pouts, while Taehyung laughs.
“Okay next question is, will you ever get married? Yes, duh.,” Taehyung tilting his head.
Yoongi giggles, blending the contour on Taehyung’s face.
“What did your parents think of each other?” Taehyung says aloud. “My mom was really happy. Like so happy, she made him an entire feast. She loves him so much, and so does my grandma. She’ll call me just to ask for Yoongi even though she has his number. My dad isn’t in the picture so whatever, but yeah…everyone loves him. But not as much as I do.”
Yoongi smiles, tapping translucent powder on the edge of his hand, getting rid of the excess, “My parents were…so impressed. Like, when I told them I liked men they…assumed I wouldn’t find someone attractive, so when I showed up with Taehyung my mom just high fives me and told me I did good. My dad loves him. Of course he did the whole ‘don’t break his heart’ thing but after that he just fell in love with Taehyung and his farm life stories.”
“I’m a hard person not to love,” Taehyung says with a proud smile.
“That’s very true,” Yoongi says looking into the camera.
Taehyung looks at the phone, “what’s been your biggest fight?”
Both him and Yoongi stare at each other before looking away, Yoongi clears his throat as he continues to blend the contour on Taehyung’s face.
“It was pretty bad,” Taehyung starts off slowly. “I had met this person through a photo shoot I helped out in, and we became really good friends. We did a lot together and when I introduced him to Yoongi, I thought everything was fine. I just thought Yoongi was being jealous and over protective, so I got angry and left the house. I stayed with this person and he…tried taking advantage of me. I got out of there quickly, no shoes on and just came back home. I apologized, and the next day he stared a rumor about us, saying that I was cheating on Yoongi and because he had a bunch of pictures of us together, people kinda believed it until Yoongi cleared it up.”
“And yes. This did just happen,” Yoongi clarifies. “It just sucks when you really click with someone and the just turn out to be a huge asshole.”
Taehyung nods, “it became harder to trust people after that. I always heard Yoongi saying you have to choose your friends carefully because you never know who’s using you, but that was something I hope I never have to experience again.”
Yoongi nods as he grabs some eye shadow palettes.
“We do have a couple of really close people in our lives and that's all that matters because they've been with us through the good and the ugly-"
"And there's been a lot of ugly," Yoongi says as he begins to place eyeshadow on Taehyung.
"I can't read with my eyes closed," Taehyung mumbles.
"I'd be surprised if you could," Yoongi giggles. "Are you with Yoongi for the money?"
"What?!" Taehyung pulls away to read the question. "They really asked that?! What the fuck? No! I am not!"
Taehyung glares at the camera, "I've been with Yoongi before all the money and the fame. I loved him before all this shit and I will love him if he looses all of this!"
Yoongi pats Taehyung's head, "calm down babe."
"No. How dare this person ask a stupid question," Taehyung huffs.
"You know how some people can be," Yoongi huffs rolling his eyes.
Taehyung grumbles as Yoongi fixes his eyebrows.
"Read the next question."
"Best memory you have being together. That's easy!" Taehyung giggles.
"When Yoongi hit a million subscribers before any other makeup guru out there. It was like 4 in the morning and we got our group of closest friends to celebrate-"
"Why is that your favorite memory?" Yoongi questions. "We used to party every weekend."
"But this was different because you just had this smile and your eyes were shining," Taehyung stares at Yoongi with a content smile on his face. "You just looked the happiest I've ever seen you. You were glowing that nice."
Yoongi hums, "we also did have amazing sex that night."
Taehyung laughs, "yeah that too."
"Okay lipgloss and were done!" Yoongi says as he applies gloss to Taehyung's lips. "Okay dab out the excess."
"What?"
"Purse your lips together to get rid of the extra lipgloss," Yoongi instructs.
Taehyung grabs Yoongi's face and pulls him in, kissing his softly, "there."
Yoongi feels his face heat up and he turns away.
"Why are blushing?" Taehyung giggles as he pulls Yoongi down into his lap.
"I'm not," Yoongi says hiding his face.
Taehyung laughs harder, trying to move Yoongi's hands away, "why are you shy? You're blushing?! Hyung!! Let me see your cute face!"
"No!" Yoongi giggles as he fights out of Taehyung's grip.
"You're so cute! Let me see you!"
Taehyung brings Yoongi down on his lap, holding him tightly, "why are you so shy? Is it because of the camera? Do you not want your viewers to see??"
"I'm gonna edit this out," Yoongi mumbles hugging Taehyung and laying his face down on his shoulder.
"No you're not," Taehyung says kissing Yoongi's temple.
Yoongi pulls back slightly and Taehyung takes the chance to capture Yoongi's lips.
The kiss for a while, Taehyung running his hands over Yoongi's back and thighs. Their kiss turns slightly heated as Yoongi moans softly when Taehyung sucks on his tongue.
"Okay let's end this before the viewers see a more explicit video," Taehyung whispers against Yoongi's lips.
Yoongi turns towards the camera and clears his throat. He claps his hands together signaling a take.
"Well this is the final look...well without lip gloss but that's okay! This is it. Now we're gonna let Tae look," Yoongi says slightly breathless as he hands Taehyung a mirror.
"Oh! This is so natural looking. I thought you were gonna make it a lot more dramatic?"
"Did you want it to be? I figured you wouldn't want to," Yoongi says.
"Why wouldn't I? What you don't think I could rock it?" Taehyung teases.
Yoongi shrugs, "we were gonna go out. We can't both have a dramatic look!"
"Too much drama?" Taehyung tilts his head. "Did you want me to be less dramatic? To balance you out?"
Yoongi rolls his eyes, "yes."
"At least I look good," Taehyung says smirking.
"Why are you so cocky?"
"I thought you love my co-"
"Okay! Well thank you for watching today's video!" Yoongi interrupts smacking Taehyung's thigh making him laugh. "I will see you all soon in the next video! Don't forget to enter in my giveaway! All the instructions are in my insta! Bye Kitties!!"
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